Strawberry Tabby Ass

Waking up crushed under a man, I nearly screamed—until I saw who it was. Adrian. My cold, obsessive husband. The man I spent a lifetime escaping from. In my past life, I trusted the wrong people. Betrayed the only man who ever protected me and died alone. One life ruined me. This one? I’ll ruin everyone who tries again. Now, the game is mine and I write the rules. I'll act sweet. Stay mysterious. And pit every snake against each other. And as for my dangerously obsessed husband? I will tame—wait... WAIT! I was just being a little gentle, why is this tyrant acting like a delicate princess? 'Hey, hey, stop clinging to me! What? You want cuddles? Head pats? You—You are not a cat, Adrian!' … “He’s deathly allergic to strawberries? But he devoured one from my hand like it’s a miracle elixir.” “He has sleeping disorders? But he hugged me and passed out like a lazy cat!” “He’s sulking… because I didn’t hold his hand?” When he saw me hugging my female best friend? He lost his mind. Yanked me into his arms and growled, “Mine,” like a deranged villain in love. I finally understood: no one else ever stood a chance. I was his only obsession.

Rae, a perverted thief with bad luck and worse life choices, was caught peeping on a couple getting busy. Naturally, he got his ass kicked—and his life ended. Or so he thought. Just before his untimely demise, Rae had one last wish: to live like a king, surrounded by voluptuous women with big booties and even bigger breasts. Turns out, death wasn’t the end. It was just the beginning. Rae woke up in a fantasy world, and not just any world, but one where he was gifted a special system. A system... with some unusual tastes. [Ding!] [Quest: Drink breast milk from the source.] [Litres: 0/10] [Reward: Race Change from Goblin to a race of your choosing.] "Wait—what? I’m a goblin now?!"

Lanz Kuroda failed his Awakening Test in the most spectacular way possible, he didn’t just rank low, his ass got slapped with an FFF. He was locked out of the system entirely, and sent home like the rejected tutorial character that he is. But when a cracked relic crystal he bought from a sketchy street vendor activates, it boots up something the world shouldn’t even know exists, a hidden system that logs him into an old, forgotten alt account, one with no level cap, restrictions, and absolutely zero oversight. By day, Lanz is still the same guy that no one aspires to be. But at night? In the dungeons? He becomes Zero, an anonymous hunter operating outside the system, clearing high-tier raids solo, and slowly building a legend no one can trace. The world thinks he’s a joke. He’s about to become its biggest problem.

On the first day of Alex's sophomore year in high school, the elusive company of H20 Software Corporation paid a visit. Why? You ask... Oh, it turns out that my class has been invited to playtest their latest game, Untethered. Playtest? Yes, playtest...and not enter the whole-ass game and become the godforsaken Devil Spawn. This is the tale of a sick child who yearns freedom but fails to acknowledge inevitability. ______________________________________________________________________ Volume One: Error of the World (completed) ______________________________________________________________________ PS: If you're not a fan of philosophical or existential horror, then this is for you. If you're not a fan of books that won't make you sleep at night, then this is for you. If you're a fan of good-hearted people, kindness, friendship and great love, then this is definitely for you. Do give it a try.

Good news, I traveled through time. Bad news, I traveled through time and became a tabby cat! In this world, the spirit pattern of the life wheel will be awakened at the age of 18, and the life span will be numerical. If you want to improve your strength, you have to keep kryptonian. Fortunately, Si Lanyi can switch between human and cat, and also obtained the inheritance of the god of death.

What do you do when you're at a concert, dancing and trying to forget a colleague you've had a crush on, then suddenly a stranger grabs you from behind, and fucks you till you're too weak to stand? Yeah, that's my situation right now. Crushing on the handsome Alex - who, by the way, doesn’t know I exist - has made me make VERY crazy life decisions, including seeking the help of an arrogant love doctor, and disguising myself as a man just to work with him in his new company. And now, the same stranger from the concert, shows up behind me whenever, and fucks the hell outta me until I now crave him. Did I also mention that I hate my new boss? Yeah, Max Wellington is just so annoying, and it seems the feeling is mutual cause he hates me too.

My name is Vakh Yamama. An assassin, in an Urban World. Well, I'm about to get my first job in a while

[ Trial Status: Qualified ] [ Entry: Granted ] [ Arc Identity: Undefined ] [ Class: Not Found ] "Great", Renn muttered with a dry laugh. "Thrown into another world with a broken-ass system. Quite the luck, really." - At sixteen, all Renn wanted was a quiet life and three full meals a day. But one stormy night changed everything. He woke up in Noxhelm Academy — a place for the 'gifted', where students either become legends… Or die trying. Renn was thrown into the world with no powers, no class, no allies, and absolutely no clue why he'd gotten there — but he was never the type to go down easily. Armed with nothing but stubborn grit, he started crawling through the twisted magical world, with only one goal: 'Survive long enough to reach Level 10.' But he didn't know... Noxhelm was just the beginning!

Born a terrifying creature, Celestia tries to escape the path of murder destined for her to cross, while also avoiding her own death. A lending hand of Blaze secretly helps in protecting her, though this isn't the only thing he intends on doing.

AGE GAP!!! Some find the right person at the wrong time.I had the right person in the wrong world. Twenty-four-year-old Eugene spends his quiet mornings behind a café counter, pouring lattes and pretending his world is still intact. But when a group of high schoolers walks in on a cold Monday morning, something unexpected happens—he notices one of them. A boy with soft black hair, honey-brown eyes, and a smile that feels like sunlight through winter fog. Eugen doesn’t know why he can’t stop thinking about him. Why he still smells vanilla milk hours after he’s gone. Why something warm keeps blooming in his chest. Because feelings like this aren’t allowed. Not here. Not like this. Not with him. And yet... he hopes he comes back tomorrow.

What do you do when the universe decides to flip you a middle finger? Valen Alarcon was a promising young footballer with the Manchester United U9s. He was supposed to be the next big thing and had a talent that was undeniable even at a young age. Unfortunately, an ACL injury shattered his dreams. From the golden boy at Manchester United's U9s to being unable to get scouted at a League One club's academy. Still, Valen worked hard and managed to get himself into Birmingham City's academy and was working hard to make it into the first team. And then the universe fucked him in the ass... again. He had another ACL injury and he was released. When all seemed lost and his football career down the drain, Valen got struck by lightning, and then something strange happened. [Ding! Synchronization complete] [Football System activated!]

Like the title says, an isekai book were yours truly gets reincarnated into the world of MHA as our green haired cinnamon roll, Izuku Midoriya. With the manga complete and him having access to that knowledge, watch as he tries to save Japan and maybe kick some HPSC ass (while getting some too, if you know what I mean). No way I can guarantee that this will be a great read, but hey, if you read it at least I tried.

Andy Collins, a 27-year-old office worker from New York and a notorious womanizer, is inexplicably transported to a medieval fantasy world where non-magical men are enslaved. Captured by hunters, Andy is forced into a brothel that exclusively serves women, where he is made to perform sex acts. What initially excites him as a chance to continue his lustful lifestyle quickly turns to horror as he faces the brutal reality of his new existence. This is a wild, unhinged tale like no other, where a man is thrust into an existential battle, torn between forbidden pleasures and the grim truth of his new life. [Additional Tags] Ahegao - Anal - Anal Intercourse - BBW - BDSM - Big Ass - Big Breasts - Blowjob - Bride - Chastity Belt - Creampie - Cunnilingus - Domination Loss - Femdom - Foursome - Gilf - Hardcore - Huge Breasts - Incest - Lingerie - Milf - Reverse Rape - Squirting - Stockings - Threesome - Unusual Pupils - Young & Mature

I just wanted a quiet life. A little cottage in the countryside. Maybe an apple orchard. A lazy dog named Bento. That was the dream. What I got instead? – A medieval fantasy world – A collapsing barony – And a debt the size of a dragon’s ass. Every time I try to quit, something worse shows up—trade wars, sword-swinging lunatics, princesses with investment portfolios, and demon lords pitching franchise models like it’s Shark Tank. I wanted a nap. Instead I’m reverse-engineering the economy, manipulating supply chains, and inventing products that shouldn’t exist in this world. Magic? Boring. Swords? Overrated. But a mana-crystal monopoly? Now that’s real power. I’m not a hero. I’m not some chosen genius. I’m just a tired bastard trying to retire… Without dying broke. Or accidentally founding an empire.

“The least a person born into this world can do is take care of themselves.” “I’m no one’s hero.” All I want is a peaceful life—a life where I can sit around doing jackshit. I, Sigurd, refuse to be a martyr. The village’s safety? My ass! They can all burn for all I care—my only obligation is to myself and myself alone. That’s why I ran. I’ll run as far as my legs can take me. I won’t let them throw me in that pit with those monsters. I’ll tame a beast of my own choosing. Ambition? I don’t have any. You want compassion? Then tough shit. If selfishness is a virtue, then I’m a goddamn priest!!

Jihun Park has never needed words. The youngest heir to the Park empire carries his father’s intensity and his mother’s quiet resilience—but none of their hard-won ease with love. Where Jae spoke through actions and Mira through stubbornness, Jihun simply doesn’t speak at all. Until her. Lee Nari doesn’t have time for brooding heirs with pretty eyes and a strawberry milk addiction. A scholarship student at Seoul National’s elite business program, she’s too busy clawing her way out of her family’s debts to decode the silent boy who watches her like she’s the only person in the room. But when a class project forces them together, Nari discovers the truth: Jihun isn’t quiet because he’s arrogant. He’s quiet because he’s terrified—of the legacy he carries, of the words that won’t come, of becoming a ghost in his own story. And Nari? She’s never been afraid to speak her mind.

Mira Yoon’s childhood was measured in silences—words trapped in her throat by a stutter that made her the target of bullies. Until a quiet boy with too-long bangs began orchestrating her rescue with soccer ball distractions and Friday strawberry milk cartons left like secrets on her desk. Then one day, he vanished overseas, taking her only solace with him. Twenty years later, Mira has rewritten her story: a confident real estate agent with a wall of conquered words in her apartment. But when assigned to pitch to reclusive investor Jae Park, she walks into a glass-walled office and finds herself pinned under a gaze that feels like coming home.

"If you eat ass, you'll never starve." - King Barric Ironstorm the Vth In the land of Siriuhs sat a little southern Kingdom known as Ol' Tameria. Prince Barric Ironstorm always dreaded the day he would become King of Ol' Tameria as it meant the end of his playboy lifestyle, but on the day of his coronation a mysterious demon messenger would arrive just as he was crowned. The demon warned the king that the armies of the Demon Princess would arrive to conquer his beloved kingdom within a years time. The newly crowned King Barric saw this as his last opportunity for adventure before a boring life of royal duty. With his adopted elf sister Layla, The King would set out on adventure to stop the demon army!... (and seduce every thicc ass baddie monster girl, boy, they/them, etc. on the way!) All Rights Reserved

he was here to save her from haters but both of them fell in love with each other.

"Sissy, I brought you a gift." He shuddered in fear the moment he heard her voice. Whenever he heard her voice, he knew nothing good ever came out of it. "Please, not today." His voice made it obvious he was scared. She laughed, then touched his shoulder. He flinched, but she held him down. "Please." he said in almost a whisper. ***** "HI." she waved at him. "You must be the Riley everyone's talking of, right?" He was left dumbfounded, hearing her say she had heard about him. Everyone who had heard about him made sure to keep their distance, so just why was she trying to start a conversation with him? "If you are doing this to become popular, then you are very well welcome to be my friend. But if you are just naive, I would advise you to keep your distance." he said to discourage her. "We do have something in common. You get bullied, so you hate bullies, while I hate them just because they are bullies." "Hating them does not change the fact that you will get bullied if you befriend me." "Then I will have you watch me kick their asses if they try messing with us." "Are we friends now." she asked after they both laugh at her former words. "We are, as long as you are ready to kick some ass." "Bring it on."

(I'm not good at writing synopsis so please excuse this one even if it's a pain in the ass) deep at the northern side of the globe, a forest where shadows and phantoms reside, was thought to be sealed off by a powerful sorcerer for centuries that passed. strange cases of unusual sightings and accidents started to appear all over various countries. Cyrus vonstien, the second son of the king of Lendorr, one of the prominent and influential countries, puts together a group of odd outcasts to put a stop to this disaster and seal off the forest once again.

I woke up in an unknown place, unaware of where I was and why I was here. Was it even fair that I just popped up in the middle of nowhere? One day I was a normal citizen, completed my military and living a normal life, and the next day I am running for my life from strange creatures and beings who control elements. They say it’s magic, but I say it’s mystery. The world is strange, weird. I don’t know who I am. Get your ass to hell—this isn’t even my body!! But you know, everyone loves a fantasy, and you know what? I’m in for that fantasy.

[COMPLETED] On the first day of their divorce, he said, "She'll be back before midnight." The second day, "She'll be back in three days. It's just one of her stunt to make me mad". The third day, "She cannot do without me so she'll be back in seven days." On the seventh day, "She'll definitely come back within two weeks." After a whole month... "Boss she's really doing it, she's kissed a stranger at the gala." "Catch her and bring her home." . . In her past life she was the good and enduring wife, in this life she became his little devious sin. A pain in the ass and his little ass kicker. "No one dared treat Mr Hamilton the way she did, do you think he would forgive her?" . . Harlow Blackwood was accused and wrongfully killed in her past life by her family and husbands family. But fate had other plans for her. When she returned, Harlow swore to take revenge on the people who killed her children and ended her life. But there was something else in this life. The husband who joined her enemies to attack her in her previous life turned out to dot on her more than ever before. In her past life Harlow was a mighty cook and would prepare food for the entire family, she turned into their slave to please them, yet no one liked her. But in this life... "I am useless hubby, I can't cook, clean, have kids or take care of you... Her hubby smiled. "None of those matters. I can cook, clean, take good care of you, and most importantly, give you children. How many are you willing to have?" In her current life, her husband has a huge secret too, what could that be? . . For more info on the book follow me on Instagram @Sspears and Facebook @kourtneysspears.

I deleted the first one, because of my scripting was ass. After reading and watching movies, I decided to redo all my stuff. That's about it, I'm (Redacted) and I'm out.

They’re broke. They’re emotionally unavailable. They’re probably not licensed to do any of this. But somehow… they keep saving the world by accident. Meet Kazuki Kuroda, a washed-up conman with a mysterious past, a strawberry milk addiction, and a gift for lying through his teeth. Leading a team of psychic freeloaders, demon cats, and emotionally unstable sidekicks, he takes on odd jobs no one else wants—ghost infestations, psychic toddlers, cursed ramen contests… He never means to be a hero. He just wants lunch. But when a simple errand spirals into citywide chaos, Kazuki and his ragtag crew get mistaken for world-saving legends. Again. Between possessed microwaves, fake god impersonations, accidental cult leadership, and one very emotional haunted bathroom ghost, things start getting weird. And dangerous. Because beneath the punchlines and pratfalls… something darker is stirring. And Kazuki? He’s not just lying to the world. He’s lying to himself.

|SEASON 1 OF CLAXTON| |WATTPAD CREATORS PROGRAM · WEEKLY TO BI-WEEKLY UPDATES| As the Octopus Man returns from the Bermuda Triangle, Makenna Angelia Delling teams up with Merlin the Great's ninja-like fairy apprentice, Tracey, to defeat him. However, what will happen when Tracey learns he is the K.T. Magic Murderer? *** Fourteen-year-old Makenna Delling is a Metamorphic Fairy, a rare fairy from a family in which one person must have been a fairy. Except, who is that one person? To help find answers regarding her past, Makenna teams up with seventeen-year-old Tracey, a mysterious fairy who hails from Merlin's Island. Together, they are dragged into the flight of their lives after they learn that the Octopus Man has returned from the Bermuda Triangle, and he is eager to kill Tracey. Mustering up all her courage, Makenna must find a way to stop Tracey from becoming who he truly is. She has to help him defeat the Octopus Man himself if he is to change his fate. Both teens have high stakes, especially since Tracey could be one of the greatest threats in the entire Magic World. Who is Makenna? Who is Tracey? Most importantly, why must Makenna find her long-lost family member? It's so she can call herself a True Metamorphic Fairy. *** Note: My writing style resembles screenwriting, so please judge it accordingly. Thank you! Also in this story... Makenna wins the Perfect Ass Award, Tracey the Most Unfortunate One Award-LOL! Current Word Count: 100,000-150,000 Main Achievements: - 2022 Red Carpet Awards Shortlist! - Most Original Fantasy in the Strawberry Cupcake Awards!

Kieran was just an ordinary part-timer — a high school dropout who had also given up on boxing. With no parents and no real family, he survived by working his ass off every day. He was raised by a man he believed to be his father, but later discovered he wasn't — though the man passed away before the truth could fully sink in. What Kieran didn’t know was that he was actually the sole heir to a powerful business empire, the hidden son of a wealthy tycoon.

Urban / Psychological Tags: Revenge Betrayal Face Slapping Strong Female Lead CEO Artificial Intelligence Hidden Identity Modern Setting Scheming Enemies to Ashes Smart Protagonist Female Empowerment Secret Organization Family Drama Betrayed to Badass Synopsis:  “They said omegas were made to submit. I was made to destroy.” Skylar lived quietly in the shadows—obedient daughter, perfect fiancée, invisible omega. Until the day her wedding turned into a spectacle of betrayal. Stripped of her name, fortune, and family, she vanished. But she didn’t disappear. She evolved. Reborn as the mysterious ‘Red Diva,’ Skylar partners with the world’s most dangerous hacker and a carefree heir to launch a secret company that controls data, shatters firewalls, and plays puppeteer behind the biggest corporations. While the world laughs at her downfall, she’s rewriting the future—one leak, one takedown, one ruthless move at a time. She doesn’t want love. She wants power. And when she returns, the world won’t recognize her—But her enemies will never forget her.

Shaun is the only Vampire/Lycan Hybrid in existence and one that needs to keep his Lycan half secret other wise it's a guaranteed death sentence, Living on his own for the last 10 years was difficult at first, but over time he has gotten used to it, now he works as a bounty hunter/adventurer for hire, someone who will do anything as long as he is paid. From head hunting to taking down organisations who sell monster parts on the black market Shaun has done it all and without much trouble, but he is in for a few surprises as the story unfolds. ~~~~~~~~~ Authors Note ~~~~~~~~~ I hope this book will be entertaining as its something I have tried to start over and over again, please leave any feed back and I hope to see this book kick ass out there :) Hope you enjoy and thank you.

"My Girlfriend Says She's an Ancient Goddess?!" (Sabi ng Girlfriend Ko, DIYOSA daw siya?!) is a romantic comedy laced with satire and magic, set in the vibrant city of Quezon, Philippines. The story follows Alex, a young delivery rider who dropped out of college and scrapes by with odd jobs, trapped in a dull existence where rain and disappointment are routine. Everything changes one night when he crosses paths with Mayuri, an eccentric young woman who claims to be an ancient goddess from the celestial kingdom of Kaluwalhatian. As Alex deals with personal and health struggles, Mayuri—curious, bossy, and utterly clueless about technology—pulls him into a chaotic yet hilarious cohabitation. Between memories of divine realms, a fear of mice, strawberry ice cream, and chocolate milkshakes, an unlikely relationship begins to bloom—one that will change them both. Blending manga-style humor, everyday melancholy, and reimagined Filipino mythology, this novel is a heartfelt and whimsical exploration of how love, friendship, and the past can help us rediscover who we truly are.