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"Hold on..." The rustling of falling clothes magnifies under the silence of the night. Lying in the midst of torn corpses and bloody soil the couple entwines under the moon. Protected only by the clothes spread out beneath her the young woman shivers. Feeling the touch of his slippery tongue running across the curve of her back. "Wait." She murmurs... "I can't." The man answers as callused hands slip into the fabrics of her dress. It's not that, she tries but unable to express. "They're... watching..." The man laughs instead, "is this another way for you to reject me?" No. That's not it the young woman thought as she listens to the voices overhead. "Hey! Move over, I can't see!" "See?! What are you watching!? Roll to the side, she's my representative!" "Shut up! I can't hear the sounds!!" "Calm down everyone." Tears gather at the corner of her eyes as the young lady listen to the conversation above. Biting on her lips she really wanted to shout to the sky, "you shameless deities!! Stop watching!!!"

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Tan Shuchang had always considered himself born into a scholarly family and had also been a young star atop the honor roll, a true parasite of the upper class. He should have been holding significant local authority, receiving endless gifts, spending boundless money, enjoying innumerable years, and marrying countless concubines. How had he ended up becoming a demonic cultivator? After pondering for a long time and still not understanding, he slowly emerged from the pool of blood, deciding to think it over gradually…

(The end of the main text) The little bride who became Asia's richest man, strutting around City A. Scumbag looking for forgiveness? Think as far away as you can, and roll that far away from me! Old classmates mocking her? Throw a face full of rich and handsome at them, showcasing love at 360 degrees. "This house is so beautiful." Instantly, the property added one more garage. "That celebrity is so handsome!" The young idol announced his retirement that very night. "Husband, let's break up!" "99 billion, marry me!" "I won't!" The first day, the man who confessed his love to her disappeared. The second day, the man who proposed to her married someone else. The third day, all the male colleagues in the company quit. On the nth day, she knelt down to propose, "Husband, marry me!" [The new book "The Emperor's Favorite Marriage Addiction: Baby, Don't Flirt" has been published.]

After transmigrating from the apocalypse to ancient times, Gu Yundong barely had time to catch her breath when she realized she was in the midst of a journey to escape famine. To make matters worse, her entire family had been expelled from the group fleeing the famine by her grandparents while others watched on coldly. With her father missing, her mother feeble-minded, and her starved younger sibling, Gu Yundong, who had barely caught her breath, only felt a major headache oncoming. With no other choice, she rolled up her sleeves and got to work. She engaged in business, opened a shop, and acquired fertile land. Gu Yundong thrived in her daily life. If it weren't for the people around her eyeing her as a potential wife, she could conquer heaven itself.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

"You're breathing," 'Is he crazy?' Liora thought. 'of course I breathe.' She rolled her eyes inwardly at his stupidity but didn't dare to show it to him. Caspian kept staring at her, making Liora uncomfortable. She pulled her hand away, attempting to free herself from his grasp, but Caspian tightened his hold. "I'm not finished yet," he said before opening the door.

“I died” “ I Jeremy Auns an ordinary office worker find myself in a very perculiar situation: stuck in a white void after dying with a stabbing pain in my head. All i remember is the memory of a magnificient old pocket watch given to me by a mysterious old man." Jeremy rolled his eyes as he held the pocket watch in his hand. 'What kind of old-fashioned crap is this?' he muttered. 'Does the old fart think I'm some kind of time traveller or something?' Little did he know, a single click of the button would send him on a wild ride to a whole new world, leaving his skepticism and rudeness behind. (Auns - “ Fuck, you know what, since you already read till here why don’t you just read till the end”) Read more to know what happen to Jeremy Auns. What kind of adventure are await for him?

It is TWISTED SAGA Series' 1st story Sankalp Singh Rathod, Rahat Raichand and Shawkat Raichand......3 of them have been planning a trip to Manali before even their final semester started! Just when they were ready to roll another one joined their merry little band, Blaze Aragon.....who, in a way Sankalp's big brother and Sankalp can't say no to him,......but then, What could possibly go wrong! wait until you meet the 5th addition who is a combination of naïve, quirky, clumsy, carefree, overtalkative, and mischievous..... Let the adventure begins! And who knows, maybe something more than that....... It's a light hearted short story! #FUSION

The smelly hearse stopped at the door, the sound of marbles crashing from the ceiling, someone pacing back and forth in the corridor, and the next room seemed to be cutting something. The door lock in the bedroom vibrated slightly, and the faucet in the bathroom was tightened, but it was still ticking. There seemed to be a ball rolling under the bed. The footprints stained with water are constantly emerging on the floor and are slowly approaching. At three o'clock in the morning, Chen Ge hid beside the radiator with a kitchen knife, and the phone in his hand had just been dialed. "Landlord!"! This is the night you said.A little lively?! "

When a law office intern discovers that a fellow intern is one of his favourite new OnlyFans performers, a ball begins rolling that will bring a boring summer of paperwork and coffee-fetching into an avalanche of sexual adventure. Fair warning to readers, this story will jump categories. In these first chapters you can expect heavy teasing through exhibition and voyeurism. In future instalments you can expect MF, MFF+ group sex, anal, and some light Ds relations.

"Come, do you still want to find that loser" he said looking intently at me as my eyes rolled back in pleasure. He knew exactly what he was doing, but I ignored him. And in an instant he pulled out of me. "What the fuck Zard" I was soo frustrated then he pulled me back by my neck his gaze piercing through my "then answer me love". I began stammering "n-no-nope I don't wanna see him aga...ahhhhh", a moan escaped me as his member entered me interrupting me.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Rolling in riches with both winter and enemies closing in, it is time for Jasson and his friends to begin the construction of Reflection Manor. But the new kittens have a propensity for collateral damage, strange things gather, and the risk of discovery grows with every brick and board. Will they be able to finish the house before winter comes? Continue the adventure with Jasson as he honors his oath, investigates strange happenings, and ancient leviathans of magic...stir.

As soon as Luo Yan graduated, he immediately got an offer from a prestigious gaming company. He thought all his hard work finally paid off. And he would finally reach the pinnacle of life. But then, on his first day of work, a potted plant fell on his head and he died. Surprisingly, when he thought he would cross the Yellow River, he suddenly woke up and found himself in the body of a 17 year old boy. This body had the same name as him but completely different background. Because the original was the second young master of the Luo family - one of the most powerful family in S City. Luo Yan almost cried. God probably took pity on him and decided to give him a loving family with a wealthy background. He didn't have to work hard anymore. Studying like his life depended on it and pretending to be a holy father just to cater to people. So Luo Yan decided to be a salted fish and just shamelessly sell meng. A certain male god who always bought Luo Yan's meng: Yan Yan is so cute! Why is Yan Yan so cute?? Cold faced on the outside, a cinnamon roll on the inside Gong X Super beautiful, black-belly Shou.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

'She lay their, cold and in pain as the warm substance leaked out and pooled around her. The last thing she saw was her wedding ring and a fresh wave of anger and despair welled up in her heart before everything went black.' The last thing she expected to see after her month long trip was her husband and half sister rolling in the sheets. Unable to see anymore she ran out, colliding with a car and therefore marking the end of her life.....or did she mark her new beginning? Jiand Xiotin must get revenge.....but how when a nightingale's melody is the only tune faith allows her to dance to? Shi Huai, President of Shi Conglomerates, was in love with a married woman. His heart drummed for a woman that belong to another. When the opportunity to have her all to himself arises at the worst time possible will he take it? or will he allow her to slip through his hands a second time?

“Do you think this is the right time for this?! Something's wrong with Kiergan!” They both sharply turned to look at me, and a loud gasp escaped their lips. My body was jerking like there were a couple of naked wires passing through me, causing a shock with my eyes rolled to the back, while I was being transformed into what has been lurking around— A werewolf. “Jesus Christ! What the heck is this?!” My Dad shouted. _______ Kiergan was just a typical schoolboy— until the day his story was rewritten forever. Entangled with the realm of werewolves and historical magic, he struggles to accept the reality of a changed identity. The Moon Goddess has bestowed him with a mission, which would decide his fate, and that of his newfound Pack. However, as Kiergan journeyed on this menacing quest, he discovered a truth that threw him off the balance— a truth that is forbidden, and yet necessary. Now, Kiergan is faced with a difficult choice; should he continue with the disturbing quest, knowing fully well the danger behind it, or begin a new journey to become a human again?

[June 2024 WPC: Gold Place Winner] ---- [Ding! You have killed Elder Fuk Yu!] [You have obtained 108 Quadrillion Evolution Essence!] [Ding! Would you like to Assimilate the Stats or roll for a Racial Trait of Elder Fuk Yu?] "Roll for a Racial Trait." [Ding! You have acquired the Infinite Fuk Yu Mantra!] ... This is the story of Azmodeus—the only Trial Disciple of the Yang Sect—a boy who was born with everything and absolutely anything that could possibly impede his journey down the limitless road of cultivation. Weakest cultivation talent, weakest spiritual roots, weakest physique... However, it looked reality decided he hadn't suffered enough... On one day no different than the rest for the fourteen-year-old boy, as he was sweeping the courtyard's of the Yang Sect, misfortune struck once again, resulting in a Young Master killing him while in a drunken state... This was where his story ended, and also, where it began anew, and along with it, a system that guaranteed a new story for the boy—a story that would never end! [Ding! You have killed a Supreme Elder of the Godless Sect!] [You have obtained 500 Trillion Evolution Essence!] [Ding! You have leveled up!] [You have leveled up!] [You have leveled up!] [Ding! Would you like to Assimilate the Stats or roll for a Trait of the being you just killed?] "Roll for a Trait." [Ding! You have acquired the Galactic Quantum Flux Racial Trait!] [Your overall combat power has improved by leaps and bounds!] [Ding! Are you ready to pay the price to ascend your plane of existence?] "I am." ... Join Azmodeus on his journey toward a limit that doesn't exist, as he figures out just how far he can Evolve through the killing and Assimilating of other existences! "You say I can sit in a cave and cultivate while having my clones do the killing...?" "There are other System Users!? And I can Assimilate their Systems into my own!?" "This will make too OP..." ... Extremely Fast-Paced System Novel with a bunch of realms and new worlds/areas!! Don't tell me I didn't warn you beforehand!! There will also be comedic and slice of life aspects, even dark at times, so be aware of that before going in... He will become progressively more and more evil, so beware... MC is a Murderhobo and certified Loot Goblin, so keep that in mind as well. This novel is benefit-driven, and things happen for the sole reason of obtaining benefits! No NTR, No Yuri, No Incest, No weak MC's, lot's of grinding those levels!! 500 PS = 1 Extra Chapter 100 GT = 1 Extra Chapter Discord: https://discord.com/invite/FMHsSN3fN8 Patreon: patreon.com/Astral_Pandemonium

Reincarnated into a world teetering on the edge of apocalypse, he witnesses everything crumble around him. But he refuses to succumb to despair. Determined to change the fate of this shattered planet, he vows to fight against the collapse and forge his own path. From a youth struggling to survive, he transforms into an unstoppable force, carving a bloody path through the ruins. Gods and demons alike cower at the mere mention of his name. This is the story of a rebel who defied the cosmic order, challenging the very fabric of fate and rewriting the destiny of a world long doomed. Join him on a journey of power, destruction, and myth as he builds his legacy in a decaying world. P.S. The world and certain elements of this story may seem familiar—because they are. So, no need to mention the obvious! Just enjoy the tale, knowing it's for fun until that contract arrives and the daily updates start rolling in. The image is courtesy of Unsplash.

“Get away from me,” I mutter, clenching my teeth in anger and pain. “Hmm?” Sophia rolled me onto my back so she could see my face. “Get away from me!” The first few words were quiet, growing louder and louder until I knew I was yelling. I got to my feet, my hands clenching into fists. I felt a stinging pain all over my body as something seemed to grow out of my back. I couldn’t even control myself at this point. I charged at Sophia and pinned her against the lockers. Her eyes looked at something behind me in horror as a dark shadow spread over her face.

In the world of Aretz, where Sefirot embody the divine balance of creation, one anomaly emerges: the Daʻat System—a hidden, enigmatic force capable of connecting the fragmented multiverse into a unified whole. Isaac, an apathetic young man burdened by a hollow existence, enrolls at the Awakener Academy with a single question driving him: What is the meaning of life? But when he awakens, his life takes an extraordinary turn. --- [Daʻat System Online] [Unite all singularities to become the strongest.] [Unique Skill: Mirror Multiverse acquired.] [Main Objective: Survive the Apocalypse.] [Mirror Multiverse Activated] A gacha-style Unique skill allowing access to alternate versions of yourself across parallel realities and Synchronize with yourself from alternative universe. Each roll corresponds to an ability derived from one of the Sefirot on the Kabbalah Tree. [Synchronize] "Isaac the Flame Warden" [Synchronize] "Isaac the Nephilim" Maybe he could find a meaning after all. Embark on an action-packed journey of dungeon diving, parallel realities, and awakening self-discovery. Traverse the multiverse and join Isaac in a race against time to uncover the truth behind existence itself. Tags: System, modern, dungeon, harem, dungeon diving and unique novel for you to read. --- Note: The main protagonist is apathetic at the start only focusing at being stronger but will change because of the people around him

A story of a mentally exhausted 18-year-old, dragging her life through her "dreary" college days. "That was so stupid of you!!! ", I yelled at my sister, whilst running. "Well, who was it that suggested such a stupid thing!!!??", she yelled back with sarcasm. "I can't even stand on my own two feet, and you want me to help you", I rolled my eyes at her. " Aww... I know you care about me! How can you not!?", she wheedled with me. Well, follow me to find out how an 18-year-old dragging her feet also goes crazy with her little sister, looking every bit of extreme loonies.

I lived like trash, and died like it. I lived with no regrets and died full of them. I am sorry, to my parents whom I owed everything to, and to myself, who I failed. I am trash, I don't deserve anything, not a new life, and certainly not love. But I still got it, what happened to karma? For me? I should be rolling in hells pit for eternity. But since I have another chance, I hope, I can do something not that worthless.

Okay this is heavily inspired by the Lord of change Fanfic and me.....I'll be mixing somethings up but just roll with it......took me time. Also no I've not dropped my other works, this is just one of the stories I wrote and managed to recover and simply edited.

Akira Ishida. Her name itself strikes terror. Wherever she goes, heads roll to the floor. Not just an Assassin but Ganan's greatest assassin. But persuaded by love, she dropped her blade and picked up the title of Lady Ira Promised to marry Alpha Dante of Blood Moon pack. What happens when she faces betrayal from the people closest to her? When her life seems to be over and she's reduced to a weak powerless Omega? At the point of death, her savior arises. With the Lycan King as her mate, will she rise above her enemies? How will she navigate her relationships and new crown? Will she find love? Will she survive the Lycan and the secrets within the palace? Or will she crumble before she can draw her sword again?

Author: Qiao Yao The young, wealthy, and beautiful reporter, Zheng Shuyi, got dumped by a scumbag?! How could she leave him and the white lotus to live a peaceful and happy life? When she saw the Rolls-Royce owned by the white lotus’s rich CEO uncle, Zheng Shuyi crafted a plan, embarking on a comical journey to seduce him! If her scumbag of an ex wanted to slack off for the next twenty years, then she would become his and the white lotus’s auntie!

Thrillers from around the world, featuring: Men stalked by a hungry polar bear. Hunting the last Barbary lion. Two rivals hunting each other in the Amazon. A desk worker planning to kill his rival. A rock 'n' roll band accidentally committing murder. And many more.

Li Xiaojun, a 20-year-old game addict and part-time delivery guy, has always been a sucker for those "overpowered system gacha" novels he reads during his lunch breaks. In real life, however, he’s stuck in a dead-end job, barely scraping by in the overcrowded, city of Newer Borealis in the year 2030. His only real joy comes from playing his favorite MMO, "Murim Conquest," where he constantly gets beaten by kids with better gear and deep pockets. One day, after an unfortunate accident involving his bike, a vending machine, and a noodle shop's mascot robot, Xiaojun wakes up to find himself in a strange, futuristic world that looks suspiciously like Murim Conquest—except it’s not a game, it's real. Oh, and also, He has a system like the one he had in his game, one that allowed him to use this gacha to roll for advantages. Will he survive in this new world? Or will he fall prey to the dog-eat-dog nature of this world?