Straight Guys Messing Around

[Re-Edited March 2025 featuring a new intro! With New parts to come as well.] Duc is accidentally reincarnated as a duck in a fantasy world where he was supposed to be the heroic force for good, as a human, but finds himself in the depths of a dungeon facing challenge after challenge in his little duck body. Not only that, when he finds his way out he ends up right in the middle of a possible war starting! Joined by an elven princess, a rogue, and others along on his journey, Duc has to not only find himself, but also help others and survive the new world around him!

He was straight. Even after dying and waking up as the protagonist in his sister’s BL web novel. He was straight. Even with all the male leads practically throwing themselves at his feet. He was straight. Even when his heart inexplicably skipped a beat during romantic moments with one of them. He was straight. Even now... when he could somehow get pregnant. He was straight. There was no denying it. HE. WAS. STRAIGHT! "So, can someone please help me get out of this goddamn novel already?!" [Warning: 18+ content and there will be some themes of non-consent, mentions of abuse and suicide.]

After years of exhausting work as an editor, constantly meeting impossible deadlines and dealing with frustrating clients, he finally reached the finish line—his long-awaited vacation. No more emails, no more last-minute revisions, just pure, uninterrupted laziness. His perfect plan? Lock himself inside his house, watch his favorite shows, playing video games, sleep to his heart’s content, and embrace a life of pure relaxation. But just as he was about to enjoy the bliss of doing absolutely nothing… he woke up somewhere else. Not just anywhere—but in another world, inside the body of a young noble boy. And not just any noble boy—the second son of a Marquis, notorious for his laziness and bad reputation. Great. Just great. Yet, instead of questioning the absurdity of his situation, he did what he did best—ignored everything and went back to sleep. Unfortunately, the world refused to let him be. --- [System installed...] [Congratulations, Host! You have been chosen as the new candidate of this world.] [Please complete the following task to finish the quest and receive a reward.] [Warning: Failure to complete the quest within the time limit will result in consequences.] [...] [...] [...Host?] [Didn’t you hear what I said?] [WAKE UP!] Zzzzz… And so, his peaceful days were over before they even began. Now, with an annoying system breathing down his neck, a family that already expects nothing from him, and a world filled with power struggles and danger, all he wants is to laze around. But will the world really let him?

Hana's life was never perfect, but at least she had it under control... or so she thought. Until things get completely messy! One day everything is going well, the next day she finds herself in the middle of chaos: Friendship crises, family pressure and an unexpected secret... While Hana tries to put her life together, she realizes how complicated being a teenager actually is. Should life really be lived without a plan, or does Hana have a way out?

Narinig mo na ba ang salitang "Fudanshi"? Kung hindi pa, ito ay ang male counterpart ng "Fujoshi" kung saan ang mga taong ito ay mahilig sa mga dalawang lalaki na nagiibigan. Pero, paano kung ang isang straight na lalaki ay mahilig sa mga yaoi, BL and M2M contents, matatawag ba siyang "gay"? This is a story about Ace and how he turned into a 'Fudanshi' with just one page of a yaoi manga which made his normal life into something unexpected.

Handa na ang lahat, planado na ang lahat at ang mahabang listahan ng mga taong iimbitahan. May petsa na ang araw ng iyong kasal at pati na rin ang iyong wedding gown ay nakahanda na, isa nalang ang kulang... Ang lalaki na iyong pakakasalan. Wait....what?! Dahil sa isang tradisyon ng inyong pamilya, mapipilitan ka ngayong maghanap ng lalaki na papayag para pakasalan ka. Magiging madali ba ang lahat kung ang lalaki na iyong mapupusuan, ay isang bad boy at allergy sa mga babaeng kagaya mo? Mapapa-oo mo kaya ito sa iyong kagustuhan?

An action-packed, expandable race that starts in Hollywood, ends in Spain, and later continues. Racing teams partner up and then race from state to state, country to country, and continent to continent, trying to get ahead of the other racers so they can win. If something terrible happens to a racing team, they might get disqualified from the race and then get replaced with another team, but they might be seen again and then get let back in the race.

The light of the fireplace cast long shadows on the wall, the fire reflected in the eyes of the woman sitting on the couch with a blanket over her shoulders. She had a bittersweet smile on her face as her mind traveled to the past days, nights long passed, nights she shared with her family when she was a kid. Memories she hoped to bring alive if possible. First story: a story adaptation of a popular folklore in Nigeria; The Princess and the half man; She had sworn on her mother's grave never to be blinded by emotions. But It'd seem she took after her mom in that aspect after all. Throwing all caution to the wind just for a man. She had thought she was different from the rest, leave it to reality to smack her back to her senses. Her feelings for her dad was complicated, she could say she hated him, but that was not quite true, no matter what, he was still her father. The one who pampers and gives in to her every whim. She knew it was partly guilt and the fact she was his only daughter out of a battalion of boys that contributed to his attitude towards her. But so what, she didn't care much for affection, all she had cared for was getting what she wanted, and that had been true about her, until now. Authors note: As a kid my dad will always sit us down at night, outside, in the darkness and tell us the most delightful stories of kingdoms long passed, Princesses and princes, magical creatures, much to the delight of us kids. But there's not much of that nowadays. So I want to share these delightful stories with everyone and I hope by doing this, these stories will not get lost in the sands of time. Thank you, have a nice read.

An early death. A past forgotten. Three people connected by the thread of fate. The Lartengarten family is know to be the cradle of prodigies in swordsmanship, magic and strategy, and as such they've served their kingdom well, sometimes even to their detriment. When the shadow of war looms closer to their family house, Wulfgar, Rheann and Raelynn must make their choices before they are dragged into a conflict that knows no end. For that, they are gonna need power, even if they want to run from their past lifes. Also posted on Royal Road: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/588417/fictions

This is a collection of short stories . Some will be translated. Some I will write myself. There will be some stories which will resemble some true incidents. There will be horror, thriller, slice of life, sci-fi, crime etc. I will include both male and female leads. Many of the stories will be from my country . I will include the name of the author at the end of each story if I find them. I'll try toput the link to their page if I can find it. If any author wants me to remove their work let me know.

Magic/Spirits are in here as well, it’s like a combination that means I’m going to fail before I even start. Polyamorous relation! Ash Valor, coming from a not so well off family, under the “care” of his abusive aunt is trying to live a normal life in his city’s suburbs. However, with exams coming up, and sure that he’ll pass, he’s more worried what will happen after that. He can’t keep living with his abusive aunt, but he doesn’t have the money to move. However, his 18th birthday causes his whole world to turn upside down when he encounters David Peak and Josh Keep, his schools head football jocks. If y’all would rather me have him be w/ someone else, just type it in the comments Find out more by reading :> Please read warnings (below) !Warning!, if you’re looking for a fun slice of life love story, you’re in the wrong place. This story is slowish, and has use of cuss words, some gore, and problems/horrible things some people have to go through (I do not have the book on a linear path, so I’m not exactly sure) but it could include kidnap, attempted SA, Self harm, and other dangerous ideas. However, I do not plan on having written “inappropriate” scenes/ S** scenes, rather teasing and maybe suggestions to but I refuse to actually write such scenes (I’m a newer writer so it might be stale, in fact I don’t expect this book to get more than 10 views) and if you understand, I just don’t want to have to write it. I hope you enjoy, and I allow constructive criticism as long as you’re nice, I also allow opinions on what I should do (again, dunno exactly where I wanna go with this so the book is still non-linear). Enjoy: I’m Wanted by the Richest Guys in our City

ROYALTY, CHAOS & A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE! Bai Xianyu is a badass general, the empire’s fiercest warrior. She’s fought countless battles, crushed rebellions, and faced death without flinching. But nothing....NOTHING could prepare her for her most ridiculous mission yet babysitting the empire’s dumbest prince. Her new job? Keep Prince Zhao Renshu alive. Easy, right? WRONG. Every single day is a new nightmare. What happens when a badass female general meets the most clueless, lazy prince in the empire? DISASTER. And maybe... a little bit of love? A Royal Mess: Love and Intrigue is the perfect mix of hilarious palace drama, sword fights, deadly assassins, and unexpected romance all wrapped up in a historical setting! If you love strong heroines, ridiculous royal antics, and heart-fluttering moments, this book is a must-read! **Tag your book bestie & share your thoughts!** #RoyalMess #HistoricalRomance #RomCom #StrongFemaleLead #PalaceDrama #MustRead

Gu Chu Yin was the country's richest woman, powerful, brilliant, and untouchable. Until she was murdered. When she opened her eyes again, she was in the body of a fat, ridiculed girl… fifteen years in the past. Everyone sneered at her. Useless. Ugly. A failure with no future. Too bad they had no idea who they were dealing with. The girl they mocked for bad grades? The dean of a top medical school scoffed, "Are you talking about Miss Gu Chu Yin, who won first place in science and technology?" The so-called "worthless" perfume maker? The CEO of a luxury fragrance brand smirked, "I heard someone say our chairman is useless?" The skincare products they were fighting over? A cosmetics giant laughed, "Our chairman developed them herself." And when someone dared to insult her, a cold voice cut through the crowd, heir to the most powerful family in the city. "Who said anything about my wife?" The crowd froze. Then, realization hit them like a truck. "Boss, we were wrong..."

A writer’s flawed work was what Lin always got annoyed at. The protagonist’s golden finger was too broken, the villains were all easily defeated with a pinky, and such. He tries to point it out to the writer but everyone just thinks of him as a hater. One day, a screen popped in front of him. “Go inside and fix the novel? Y/N”

Gyeon Heeseong foi abandonado pelos pais quando criança e criado em um antro de jogos de azar. Ele não hesita em assumir tarefas difíceis para o bem do irmão mais velho que o aceitou no grupo, mas quando é transformado em um filhote de cachorro devido a um ferimento causado por um ataque, ele é recolhido por Yoon Chi-young. "O que há com esse filhote de cachorro desalinhado?" "Solte-me... seu desgraçado! De repente, Gyeon Heeseong se torna o filhote de Yoon Chi-young, conhecido como o lobo devorador de homens. "Os feromônios são quase indetectáveis. É apenas um filhote de cachorro." 'Quack'. No entanto, até mesmo o médico julga Heeseong como um mero filhote de cachorro, então Heeseong decide enganar Yoon Chi-young fingindo ser um filhote de cachorro e depois fugir. Mas Yoon Chi-young é um lunático que nunca deixa o filhote sair de seus braços. "Eu até lhe dei um petisco... Você não pode me dar apenas um beijo?" 'Suspiro...' Embora Heeseong receba afeto e carinho de Yoon Chi-young, a quem ele teme, a convivência entre eles é precária. "Filhote de cachorro... Acho que não vou comer você." 'Você, você é louco'. A história da convivência entre um filhote de cachorro que só quer fugir do lobo devorador de homens e o lobo devorador de homens que perdeu seu coração por causa desse filhote. Um gosto rápido "Me desculpe, ok? Por favor, me perdoe desta vez." "......" "Nunca mais sairei de seu lado. Eu prometo." Não tente se fazer de engraçadinho! Se ele o tivesse deixado sozinho, ele teria se acalmado por conta própria. Mas ao ser persuadido com um rosto bonito, o filhote ficou totalmente enfurecido. Heeseong atacou a mão de Yoon Chi-young assim que a viu e latiu ferozmente. Uuuu! Uuuu! "O que é isso? Você gosta tanto de mim? Quer ir para casa rapidamente?" Yoon Chi-young, acariciando o filhote, perguntou a Ji Yeong-bae, um subordinado da tribo canina. Apesar de ser constantemente mordido pelo filhote, ele sempre pensava de forma romântica. E Ji Yeong-bae sempre respondia honestamente. "Sim, senhor... Ele está dizendo: 'Seu bastardo'." "Tão bonitinho.... Ok, vamos para casa e ficaremos sozinhos juntos." Linguagem: Coreana Autor: 마린코드 Ano: 2022 Status: completo Site original: RidiBooks Tradução feita de fã pra fã Apoie o autor original comprando os livros nas plataformas oficiais!

I never thought I'd be important. Just an ordinary guy in a world of heroes, royals, and ancient bloodlines. But one day, I got caught up in something way bigger than me, a war between different kingdoms, gods who don’t care about us, and monsters that shouldn’t exist. I wasn’t chosen by fate. I didn’t have special blood. I wasn’t the son of some legendary warrior. I was just… me. But I made friends. People stronger, smarter, and braver than I could ever be. And I promised to never let them down. So when the world started falling apart, I did what I always do, I made stupid decisions, ran straight into danger, and refused to die. If the world needed a hero, it wasn’t gonna be me. But if my friends needed someone to believe in them, to stand beside them even when things got impossible… well, that I could do. This is my story. The story of The Last Ordinary Guy.

Fae kesal bukan main pada pemuda yang baru saja tinggal di sebelah rumahnya. Saat baru pindah saja, dia sudah berani menyemprotkan air ke wajah Fae yang sedang mengangkat jemuran pakaiannya. Sialnya, pemuda itu malah menertawai Fae habis-habisan dan berkata, "Salam kenal, tetangga baru. Oh ya, tadi aku lihat ada tanktop berwarna pink. Punyamu, ya?" Sialaaaan! Lagian, rambut pemuda itu kok berwarna oranye? Oranye, lho! Memangnya dia idol? Sudah kesal bercampur malu begitu, eh tahu-tahunya besok paginya Fae melihat pemuda itu masuk ke dalam kelasnya dan memperkenalkan diri sebagai anak baru. Dengan senyum lebarnya, pemuda itu berkata, "Hai. Perkenalkan, namaku Riel Orion. Panggil aku Riel, ya. Oh ya, aku bertetangga dengan Fae. Salam kenal." Jadi, di musim gugur itu, Riel datang kepada Fae secara tiba-tiba...dan membawa sejuta rahasia bersamanya.

Lily Mason is a perfectionist who is determined to find the most compatible person for herself. Her plan to make a boy fall in love with her has failed for the first time, but she remains persistent in breaking more hearts until she finds the perfect match. However, what if one of her victims curses her to fall in love with the most incompatible person? Will Lily be forced to let go of all her standards and plans for the perfect life? Could she find herself falling helplessly in love one day?

"Ring Around the Rosie" is a classic nursery rhyme you've probably heard while walking past a playground. The playful, short song may bring back childhood memories of holding hands with your friends and spinning around in a circle. But what if this little melody wasn't as innocent as you thought? Are the lyrics truly as sweet as they sound, or is there a dark meaning behind them? Keep reading to find out!

It's about a Random Guy trying to propose his girlfriend, but things don't go as planned because the end of the world is near.

[COMPLETED] "If you leave me like this, I'm afraid this here", he tapped his index finger on the right temple of his head and grinned, "will finally snap." ______________________________________________________ When Yoon Se Ah, an ordinary office worker, meets Lee Min Hyun, their department's new intern, she thinks of him no more than a fool in love. However, as their relationship develops, her life makes its turn for the worst, throwing her at his mercy in the end. Turns out that Min Hyun, the very same guy that was groveling at Se Ah's feet is actually a dangerous and unstable person who has been obsessed with her ever since their first encounter. And he knows the dark truth about the past she's been trying so hard to hide from everybody else. With Min Hyun's unsettling feelings, his dangerous family drama, and Se Ah's own contradicting desires, who is the actual bad guy there? And will both of them get what they want in the end? This story is about two mentally broken people who cannot give one another what they want, even though deep inside they wish they would find solace in each other, thus, although there is no "real" romance, they still manage to form their own twisted connection, and they don't really mind it. WARNING: This story contains very mature and sometimes graphic content and touches upon unpleasant and uncomfortable topics.