If I Ran The Zoo Read Aloud

An office worker was disappointed with the ending of the novel he was reading. Feeling betrayed by the author he made blasphemous words and curses into a message sent to the author's account. At the end of the message he typed. ('I can make a much better ending than the one you fucking author') After sending the message he fell asleep and what was waiting for him when he woke up was an unfamiliar sky.

Theodore Griffith was a master of Reality. He understood the parallel universe in the form of another reality. He was aware that someone’s wish, story, or pure imagination could give birth to a new reality just like his own. Hence, he planned to find the creator of his reality by roaming among the realities. This time, he entered a new reality connected to several other realities. However, what made him certain the most was that this reality was connected to the person who created his reality. He knew that fact because of the ability he gained in this world. He could actually see people’s comments, allowing him to realize that his entire life and reality were born from a story. “Hehe. You have made a mistake in making me realize this. With the readers on my back, I can force you, the author, to make a plot for us to meet.” Theo said while giggling. “That’s why I’m counting on you guys.” --------- Other Works: 1. Oil Tycoon: Let's Find Oil in a Martial World 2. God of Tricksters (Completed) 3. Gacha Sovereign (Completed) 4. The Magician of Sound (Completed) 5. Reincarnated to Bonk in Another World (Completed)

Daiki with his whole class got transferred to a game like real dungeon where they had to complete the game to return. The survivors will get one wish fulfilled while the MVP of the game gets two. He got the mysterious and weakest class 'Work Hard (?)' and the lowest stats among his friends in a game like real life dungeon. As he requests the system to seperate him from others for 6 months where he starts practicing alone to become stronger than his friends and prove to everyone that he could become strongest against any odds and to stop them from wishing something dangerous.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

"Shall I tell you a little secret? But I have to warn you, you won't like it." No one likes spoilers, therefore, I present this to you. "Is it a book filled with spoilers or a book specifically about spoilers?" Read between the lines, that is what you do when you are eager to find out. To figure out a secret, to interpret and keep note of what there is to come. "It is kind of like that, but I would rather refer to it as a compilation or a series." "Or an outline, a note, reminder for what'll end up happening, whatever feels right to you." A story that has only one plot, universe, and meaning is not how you would describe this one. Spoiler though, you'll never be satisfied. /Extra/ "One more thing... None of this is real. Unless you know what exactly is going on."

Vanta, a loner, begins his journey at the prestigious Blueblood Academy, only to discover that the entrance ceremony hides a sinister secret. Alongside other students, he's thrust into a mysterious exam that requires acquiring the elusive Xue sense, a heightened awareness that grants battle instincts. The exam takes place in a deadly, unknown realm where students must survive for six months and face monstrous creatures. Vanta soon realizes that death is not permanent, as he respawns after each demise. With no one to return to, he's determined to press on. As Vanta navigates this treacherous world, he discovers that others have also gained the Xue sense. With 862 participants, the competition becomes fierce. Vanta must confront his limitations, forge alliances, and unravel the secrets behind the exam. But this is just the beginning.

This is a what if series depicting the events if Sasha had decided to take things differently. Each chapter is about a different scenario

[Connection restored with a new Host.] [Due to the new connection, the Player's level has been reset to Level 1.] After being suddenly disconnected, Will, who was about to reach Level 1.000, woke up in the body of Su Login, a young failure who had no talent for cultivation. There was a problem there, Will was arrogant and would never bow his head to anyone, he couldn't allow his lack of cultivation talent to make him a victim of the Geniuses and Immortals. Although his cultivation didn't have a future, the System had accompanied him to that world, allowing him to advance in Level. Could this, coupled with his experience as a 'Player', allow him to be a peer even with an Immortal? Without understanding much about the common sense of that world, Su Login decided that he would evolve and return to the apex. His goal? Power! He wanted to become the strongest in the world! And anyone who got in his way should simply be eliminated. *** NekoYasha's discord server: https://discord.gg/eWf7xeum94 Note: The frequency of chapter releases will depend on audience interaction. Comment and favorite the novel to support the author.

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In the beginning, there's a forbidden connection between a demon "Lucian" and a Nimo "Ji-a". Jia, a woman unaware of her Nimo heritage, living a seemingly ordinary life. Unbeknownst to her, she is complexly tied to the mystical realms. As the wife of Lucian, she discovers her true identity, embracing the responsibilities that comes with it. While things seem fine in the human world, a hidden evil is growing in the demon realm. If not dealt with carefully, patiently, and diligently, it could spread to the human world, causing significant harm in both realms.Regrettably, the looming darkness went unnoticed for a while, wreaking havoc in the demon realm. Though the problems were eventually addressed, many years later, the darkness seeped into the human world, posing a threat to humanity. Luckily, a child born of a demon and a Nimo proved strong enough to combat the now formidable evil.The child born of a demon and a nimo earned the nickname "Destroyer of the Worlds." She, along with three friends, managed to defeat the evil and hoped for a happily ever after. Yet, is this truly the end?

Reo Carter, a book-loving teenager and typical NEET, wakes up in a mysterious world filled with magic and mystic powers. Despite everyone else being able to use magic, Reo discovers he's the only human unable to do so. Feeling depressed, he finds himself in a dire situation suddenly becoming a damsel in distress. Due to an incident with a demon he discovered that he has the power to jump into the world of novel's he read before and use the power he gain from the novel. Join Reo as he wrecked havoc upon the world.

I was kill in a car accident and the drunk driver die with me We met god God tell us our death involve some curse We was sent to another world and He tried to kill me

read the till of a vary powerful entity that the plant made that becomes the 10 prints of hell

In the heart of the Caribbean, the idyllic island nation of St. Barts is on a knifes edge. Amidst the geopolitical tug-of-war between East and West, the country’s charismatic young President dreams of transforming his homeland into a beacon of prosperity. However, his noble intentions are threatened by his personal desires and the perilous fight for political survival. Behind the scenes, the enigmatic Rex Morganwields considerable influence. With power and wealth clinging to him like the designer suits he wears, Rex is the true puppet master, manipulating policies and people to serve his ambitions. Money and the thrill of control are the nectarthat drives him , and he will stop at nothing to ensure his dreams are realized. As the President grapples with the mounting pressures from both internal and external forces, he must uncover the truth and navigate a treacherous path. But with Rex resolutely determined to maintain his grip on power, the stakes are higher than ever , and the battle for St. Barts’ future becomes a thrilling high-stakes game of survival.

"No, i want to stay!" Melody demanded. I flickered my mana stronger, "this leaves me no choice Melody." Tear runs across my cheeks. "I love you. But you don't belong here." . . . . . . . . Melody one day woke up in another world. A world full of extraordinary creatures. She finds herself stuck inside an old caslte. Her company was only a dragon and a mysterious demon. This Demon's stone cold heart melted by Melody's presence. She wants to know more about this demon. A sudden war then occurred, they discovered things they shouldn't have. Will they overcome and survive?

Ever pondered what chaos would ensue if Guts from Berserk stumbled into a "Slice of Life" anime? Or if Solo Leveling unfolded in a medieval landscape, complete with knights and courtly intrigue? How about the most divine irony: God reincarnated as a lowly slave? Welcome to a novel born from the depths of my most twisted and outrageous imaginings. It's a journey that spares no punches and offers little comfort to the faint-hearted or easily offended. But hey, if you're here for the ride, buckle up. To set expectations: I am not the literary offspring of J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter) or Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock Holmes). This tale may be somewhat unrefined, sprinkled with typos and moments of grammatical rebellion. Yet, what it lacks in polished finesse, it delivers in unrestrained absurdity and wild, unpredictable fun.

a series of random stories and poems

Jeovana is excited when she finds out she will star in the school play with her crush while Vero has something important to tell her.

Ava is rebirth, rebirth as a vicious girl in a novel she'd read. In the original book, Aaden,the boss of the world's top fashion and luxury goods group proposed to break off the engagement to his fiancee Avery, after meeting the heroine Bella. Avery received a huge sum of money as compensation, but she was still depressed for the rest of her life. But now，Ava rebirth as Avery. Ava:"You don't have to serve your husband, but can still get such a big amount money. Is there such a perfect thing?" Ava came from last age, before she entered the book and reborn as Avery, she want to be a fashion blogger. So she proposed that in addition to sharing the money, she would also be allowed to lend the jewelry, clothes and bags collected by Aaden's family indefinitely. Aaden agreed, but did not break off the engagement.Later, Ava posted outfits on INS and YT: a dress with white shoes, a coat with a sweatshirt and sneakers. In this ancient novel about the popularity of tight skirts and high heels, she quickly became popular! With her gemstone crown, imperial green emerald, and handmade high-end vintage evening gown, she was featured on the first cover of "TOP" magazine, nominating the mysterious fashion blogger that major blue-blood brands most want to cooperate with! The fashion and luxury goods empire headed by Aaden is the second oldest in this book. Aaden dreams of becoming top one. At the wedding break-up scene, his fiancee thought after seeing the next season’s key products:"Is it ten centimeters to hate the sky? If you wear this in the last days, you will die in three steps."Aaden: This marriage is irrevocable. The original person Avery drugged Aaden and Aaden used this as a threat to force Ava to live with him. From then on, Aaden, an arrogant and conceited boss changed his style and turned into a follower who was obsessed with eavesdropping on his fiancee. Aaden not only took out his black leather book at any time, but also took notes carefully and nodded frequently. He often asked "without shame": "What is French style? Old money style? Quiet luxury style?..." As the heroine of the original book, Bella is the most unique existence compared to the male protagonist Ava. Her appearance is a beam of light, illuminating the originally "meaningless" life of the ascetic workaholic... Bella, who had foreseen the plot, waited for the original book heroine Avery to be divorced by Aaden's family. She waited and waited until the hot search: # Top luxury brand young tycoon secret meeting new internet celebrity#, #AN President Aaden once said that his fiancee is the only one in his life#...

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A story about a student who has a decently normal life, who, on one fatal day stumbled upon a piece of old armour, upon touching it, it consumed him, making him evil, and makes him destroy half of humans population, what will the young man do now? Find out!

All of a sudden, a meteor crashes from outer space! What's inside of it you ask? An alien shaped like a human, greedy for some good ol' cash! Who later gets recruited by the government to train sertain 'powerful' humans after the spiritual powers from the asteroid leeked out, turning people into superhumans!

Among the rich folks of Hua Nation, everyone knew that Qu Xiaowan, the rich daughter of the Qu family, had been in love with Yi Han for many years. Their families were on the same level, and the two of them grew up together. On the day of the wedding, the groom ran off! People either felt sorry for her or laughed at her. Qu Xiaowan, on the other hand, was elated! As long as she completed this wedding, she would no longer be forced to get married. It would be enough to answer to her grandfather. As for the groom who ran off? She could find another one! In less than one minute, Qu Xiaowan found another man after taking a turn around the corner. This man was extremely handsome. He had soft, fluffy ears, a large, fluffy tail, and big, sparkly eyes. He had a pitiful look in his eyes when he looked at Qu Xiaowan, who decided instantly that he was the one! After that, she convinced him to marry her and they went through with the wedding. It was all done! Just as Qu Xiaowan thought she could skip the wedding night, this person transformed. Upon waking up, Qu Xiaowan realized that the man who wouldn't leave her alone and kept hugging her and kissing her was actually the Prime Commander of Hua Nation! "It's time to flee!" Qu Xiaowan exclaimed. One month later, during the opening ceremony of the College of Hua Nation, Qu Xiaowan watched while a stern-looking commander dressed in a navy-blue military uniform was cordially invited onto the stage. She fell silent. "There's a story that someone convinced me to get married when I was feeling sad. She even said comforting words to me," Jing Yu said. "No idea. I've never heard it. It has to be a false rumor!" Qu Xiaowan uttered. A mini version of Jing Yu hopped forward. "Mommy, have you really not heard that story?" Qu Xiaowan was speechless.

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