Knock Knock Jokes Dirty

Life isn’t an easy mode. That’s why people love RPG games—where earning money is simple, monsters drop loot, and hunger or death is never a real concern. But what if life itself became a game? With the Easy Life & Rebate System, everything changed for me. Earn by making easy choices. Chase beauties and get rebates in cash and perks. Live in luxury to gain even more wealth. From Struggle to Fortune—The Rise of Lin Feng Lin Feng was tired of life. Born into poverty in a small town, every day was a brutal struggle just to survive. His parents worked tirelessly but could barely make ends meet. College was a distant dream, and job rejections piled up like an endless mountain. Even the smallest joys in life seemed out of reach. Debt collectors knocking on his door. Rude bosses exploiting his time. Pretty women were looking down on him like he was invisible. Just when Lin Feng hit rock bottom, a mysterious notification appeared before his eyes. [Ding! Congratulations! The Easy Life & Rebate System has been activated!] "Earn money by spending money." "Attract women, and the system will reward you." "Luxury leads to more luxury!" At first, Lin Feng thought it was a joke. But when he received real money just for buying a cup of coffee, he knew—his life had truly changed! From rags to riches, from a nobody to the center of attention—Lin Feng’s journey was just beginning. Now, with unlimited cashback, rebates, and rewards for chasing beauties, how far will he rise? With wealth, power, and women within reach, Lin Feng is ready to live life on Easy Mode!

Zarah is nothing but a lowly runt in Howl Creek who is bullied relentlessly. She wants nothing more than to leave the oppressive pack. When it is revealed who her mate is—none other than her greatest bully, Alpha Damon—she is humiliated and rejected. She leaves for the human sector and lives her life with her son, only for the past to come knocking. Alpha Damon is back, and he wants his son.

(1v1, rein und süß) Xiliangs Prinzenresidenz. Mit tigerartiger Energie und im Alter von nur 5 Jahren sah der kleine Prinz Xiao Moxi, wie seine Mutter wieder zu den Feldern davoneilte, und sein dampfbrötchenartiges Gesicht verzog sich vor Frustration. Er schaute betrübt zu seinem Vater neben ihm und beklagte sich mit einem Anflug von Weltweisheit: "Vater, wie konntest du dich in meine Mutter verlieben, die ständig weglaufen will?" Xiao Yeyang warf seinem frühreifen Sohn einen Seitenblick zu und tat dann so, als würde er über die Frage nachdenken. Warum hatte er sich in der Tat in diese Frau verliebt? Nach einem langen Schweigen... "Wer weiß? Vielleicht bin ich mit dem Kopf in einer Tür hängen geblieben!" Vater und Sohn tauschten einen Blick des gegenseitigen Mitgefühls aus und stießen unisono einen hilflosen Seufzer aus. Was macht man, wenn man mit einer Frau zusammen ist, die nie zu Hause ist? Mit der eigenen Prinzessinnen-Gemahlin (Mutter) kann man nur eines tun - sie verwöhnen, versteht sich! ... In die Antike versetzt, mit einem Raum voller Reisblumen, wollte sie nur in Ruhe ihr Leben auf den Feldern verbringen. Unerwartet wurde sie von ihrem Vater, einem Bezirksrichter, gezwungen, das Land zu verlassen und in die Stadt zu ziehen! In der Stadt herrschte reges Treiben, und um zu Hause mitreden zu können, kaufte sie Ländereien, baute Blumen und Heilkräuter an und entwickelte ertragreiche Getreidesorten von hoher Qualität. Bemerkenswerterweise half sie ihrem Vater, der neun Jahre lang Bezirksrichter war, Schritt für Schritt aufzusteigen und brachte die niedrig geborene Familie Yan in die elitären Kreise Pekings! Dies ist die Geschichte einer adligen Tochter aus einer bescheidenen Familie, die ihrem Clan zu Erfolg und Wohlstand verhilft, und eine süße Liebesgeschichte von gegenseitigem Erfolg und Zusammenwachsen! Männliche Hauptrolle: Vor den anderen ist er der stolze kleine Prinz, der herrschsüchtige Prinz von Xiliang. Vor der weiblichen Hauptrolle ist er ein sanftmütiger und zärtlicher Mann. Weibliche Hauptrolle: In allen Belangen klar, warmherzig und selbstbewusst!

What happens when you're broke, and the good life suddenly comes knocking. That’s exactly Nelly’s story. After a long, exhausting job hunt, she finally lands a high-paying position—but there’s a catch. She’s hired as a housekeeper, one who must stay out of sight of her boss. The problem? Nelly is anything but invisible. Before she knows it, she’s entangled with Aiden, a billionaire with commitment issues and a mountain of family drama. Attraction sparks, tempers flare, and just when she thinks she’s out—she’s pulled back in. This time, with a fiancée contract. Now, Nelly is swimming in luxury, making more money than she ever imagined. But at what cost? At the price of everything. Friends turn against her. Aiden’s family despises her. And just when she thinks she has control, an unexpected pregnancy threatens to unravel it all.

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] Lyden Snow, your typical 9-5 working class young man, met Angela a four hundred years old succubus who he thought was his delusion, got a blowjob which literally knock him off the road, waking up in a hospital turns out he's not so human after all, watch how he adventures between two worlds and domains slaying the worlds pillars or fucking them.

Draven Craftlock was a serial killer who lived for the thrill of the hunt—until a freak accident and a bolt of divine lightning sent him straight to his death. But instead of eternal damnation, he wakes up in a bizarre new reality… as a single drop of blood. Turns out, God has a twisted sense of humor. Stripped of his physical form and bound by three divine rules that prevent him from mindlessly slaughtering his way to the top, Draven now has to find a way to survive in a world of magic, monsters, and gods who see him as nothing more than a mistake to be erased. But he’s not alone—Emma, an eldritch, reality-bending clown, has been assigned to “watch over him” (read: mock him relentlessly). With his instincts still sharp, his bloodthirsty nature barely contained, and his new reality stacked against him, Draven is ready to play the game. If he can’t kill outright, he’ll just have to get creative. After all, rules were made to be broken… right?

Eun Hee-Jin had it all. Beauty, talent, and confidence that bordered on arrogance. Until, one day, death came knocking. Waking up in an unfamiliar realm, she is greeted by Priscila, the Goddess of Space, who need her help. With the promise of an impossible reward, Hee-Jin is given a mission, save the world without letting its the key figures die. But there’s a catch—she’s not the protagonist, nor the villain. She’s just an extra. Armed with her undeniable talent, an overwhelming presence, and an ego larger than life, Hee-Jin as Ellen will carve her own path, bend fate to her will, and prove that even an "extra" can outshine the stars. After all, she’s unmatched. --- Just a beginner author here, learning to write. Please help me grow!

After arriving in Japan, I became a high school student named Kamiyagawa. Looking around— Hanako crouched in the bathroom, waiting for someone to knock on the door; the Split-Mouth Woman wandered the streets with scissors in hand; Miss Mary's deathly calls echoed incessantly; the wails and barks in Inunaki Village never ceased; the Ubume searched for her long-dead child; the Aoandon smiled, enticing passersby to play with the lanterns of a hundred demons… In a crumbling world rampant with sinister tales and malevolent spirits, Kamiyagawa set a small goal for himself: "Defeat all the demons and monsters, and become the supreme ruler of ghosts and deities."

#WSA2025 Word went around that no one that had ever knocked on the esteemed Eleazar family’s doors seeking shelter were turned away. Fleeing the prince of Lustris no less, Arabella Sterling held out hope that those weren’t mere rumors as she crossed the border over to Umbraria, home to all creatures of the night. A land where noble blood like hers was a highly coveted delicacy. As such, she wasn’t turned away, but since the Eleazars ran no charity, Arabella was compelled to become the sole blood provider to the heir of the family in exchange for safety. Though never, in a million years, did she imagine that what had started as a simple trade off, could morph into a swirl of tangled passion when the cold and stoic vampire she served showed interest in the young woman beyond the crimson nectar coursing her veins.

—Padre, ¿cómo te enamoraste de mi madre, que siempre se está escapando? —preguntó con aire de sabiduría mundana. Xiao Yeyang lanzó una mirada de soslayo a su hijo precozmente maduro, luego fingió reflexionar sobre la pregunta. De hecho, ¿por qué se había enamorado de esa mujer? Después de un largo silencio... —¿Quién sabe? ¡Quizás me atrapé la cabeza en una puerta! Compartiendo una mirada de mutua compasión, padre e hijo expulsaron un suspiro de desamparo al unísono. ¿Qué haces cuando estás atascado con una mujer que nunca está en casa? Solo hay una cosa que hacer con tu propia Princesa Consorte (madre): ¡mimarla, por supuesto! ... Transportada a tiempos antiguos con un espacio lleno de flores de arroz, todo lo que ella quería era vivir tranquilamente en los campos. Inesperadamente, con un padre que era magistrado del condado, ¡fue obligada a dejar el campo por la ciudad! La vida en la ciudad estaba llena de actividades, y para tener voz en casa, compró fincas, cultivó flores y hierbas medicinales, y desarrolló variedades de granos de alto rendimiento y alta calidad. Sorprendentemente, ayudó a su padre, que había sido magistrado del condado durante nueve años, a ascender paso a paso, llevando a la humilde Familia Yan a los círculos de élite de Pekín. Esta es la historia de una hija noble de una familia humilde que ayuda a su clan a prosperar y florecer, y una dulce historia de amor de éxito mutuo y crecimiento conjunto. Protagonista masculino: Frente a los demás, es el orgulloso Pequeño Príncipe, el dominante Príncipe de Xiliang. Frente a la protagonista femenina, es un hombre tierno y de corazón blando. Protagonista femenina: Clara en todos los asuntos, cálida y autosuficiente.

(1v1, pure and sweet) Xiliang's Prince Residence. With a tiger-like energy and at just 5 years old, Little Prince Xiao Moxi saw his mother dash off to the fields again, and his steamed bun-like face scrunched up in frustration. Looking grievously at his father beside him, he complained with an air of worldly wisdom, "Father, how did you fall for my mother, who likes to run off all the time?" Xiao Yeyang gave his precociously mature son a sidelong glance, then pretended to ponder the question. Indeed, why had he fallen for that woman? After a long silence... "Who knows? Maybe I got my head caught in a door!" Sharing a look of mutual commiseration, father and son let out a helpless sigh in unison. What do you do when you're stuck with a woman who's never at home? There's only one thing to do with your own Princess Consort (mother)—spoil her, of course! … Transported to ancient times with a space filled with rice flowers, all she wanted was to quietly live out her life in the fields. Unexpectedly, with a father who was a county magistrate, she was forced to leave the countryside for the city! Life in the city was bustling with activities, and in order to have a say at home, she bought estates, grew flowers and medicinal herbs, and developed high-yield, high-quality grain varieties. Remarkably, she helped her father, who had been a county magistrate for nine years, to rise step by step, bringing the lowborn Yan Family into Beijing's elite circles! This is a story of a noble daughter from a humble family aiding her clan to thrive and prosper, and a sweet love story of mutual success and growing together! Male lead: In front of others, he is the prideful Little Prince, the domineering Prince of Xiliang. In front of the female lead, he is a soft and tender-hearted man. Female lead: Clearheaded in all matters, warm-hearted and self-reliant!

(Completed) Ye Qingge's Weibo: Yun Qi Ye Qingge (Join the super cute "Pampered Consort" book-sharing giveaway) What to do when you run a red light drunk? Looking at the stupefied Weiyi, Ye Che said calmly, "Let's get married!" Weiyi, flushed with annoyance and embarrassment, covered her eyes, "This is just a misunderstanding!" Ye Che's hand, paused while doing up his tie, laughed arrogantly and charmingly, "But I'm very pure, I can't stand being misunderstood, please don't hurt me!" [Childhood Sweethearts, Innocent Love] QQ group: 511751744 (Knock on the door with: any character's name)

Duo Duo's new book "Daily Life of the Beloved Wife in the House" has been released. Welcome all to read it--- A large brick bed, a big black wall, a room all deserted. A suit of clothes, not long enough, washed to a bleached old gown. One day, she woke up ten years younger, ending up with a beguilingly good-looking husband. But she just beat him up this morning--Damn, how to deal with this? A certain wickedly charming man coldly looked at her: "Tell me, what trouble have you run into this time?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS: Duo's completed works, "Gentle and Cute Wife Comes to Tease", "Fall in Love, Chief Executive", "National Film Emperor is too Good at Flirting", are rich and highly recommended for reading. Regular readers group: 285699337, knock on the door... names of any of Duo’s book characters are accepted. VIP readers group: 611482740. Fans with a score of 2000+ or those who have a full set of any of Duo's books can join.

WRITING VERSION 4! After her father's death, Nyra turned his mercenary army into the world's largest weapons producer. But as a storm hit the Shadow Twin's island, where the headquarters of the Black Ring Cooperation were located and blue orbs knock everyone out, she suddenly woke up in a strange place in somebody else's body. Now she has to fight her way through a world full of magic without the ability to speak until her awakening ceremony. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE PICTURES Btw: english isn't my primary language so expect tons of errors ;) (And some 100% Google-Translate Sentences)

Beatriz (Bia), 22, survives on pizza, panic and pixels. A master at avoiding eye contact and accumulating empty packages, she is the definition of Socially Inept. And, of course, you're probably hungry. When the real world (and maybe an unexpectedly persistent guy?) starts knocking on the door of her cave room, Bia must decide whether to face her social bugs or just order more food. Get ready for laughter, embarrassment, and a girl's search for... well, for anything that doesn't involve leaving the house.

Adex had celebrated his birthday at a bar. The night was joyful, surrounded by laughter and friendship as he waited for his girlfriend, Lydia, to drive home. A powerful feeling of fear washed over him while their love and connection were strong. As the night went on, a terrible event changed everything. A loud crash interrupted Adex’s phone call with Lydia, leaving him uncertain. He couldn’t tell if it was an accident or something far from his imagination. He kept a clear mind, not wanting to assume the worst. When Lydia arrived, Adex sensed something different about her behaviour. Although she seemed accurate, her strange attitude made him wonder. He had expected a warmer welcome than what she gave. What starts as a romantic evening quickly becomes a night of revelation and grief when Adex is awakened by a friend's knock, bringing troubling news. He was driven to the scene of a terrible accident. Adex recognized the car—it was Lydia’s. That’s when he had to face the shocking truth: the person who had been in his apartment and the one he was told didn’t survive the crash the night before were the same. The story explores love, loss, and the mysterious forces that shape our lives, blending romance, mystery, and the paranormal.

Lilian laid on his deathbed, his life nearing its end. Surrounded by the cold quiet of a hospital room, he had spent his last months immersed in novels on his phone. One novel, in particular, had captured his heart, and he yearned to finish it before succumbing to his incurable disease. But as the end drew near, he realized he couldn't access the final volume. Helplessly, he regretted the opportunities he had missed in life. And death had finally come knocking. "If only there were another world... that could offer me a second chance," He whispered. "If only I could live a second life... in a time when I had listened." Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/jr8Mmd8sBv

Synopsis: When Ethan Walker steps through a mysterious door in a rain-soaked alley, he finds himself inside The Obscura Hotel—a place that exists beyond time and space. The rules of this hotel are simple: Follow them, and you might survive. Break them, and you’ll regret it. But some rules aren’t meant to be broken. Trapped in a place where reality shifts and unseen horrors lurk behind every door, Ethan must uncover the hotel’s secrets before it claims him as its next permanent guest. Rule #5: If you hear knocking from inside the closet—do not open it. Rule #3: Avoid mirrors between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM. If you see something that isn’t your reflection—look away. Final Rule: There is no checking out.

Grace Monroe is the top student, teacher’s pet, and the girl no one dares mess with, except Jax Reed, the arrogant delinquent who lives to piss her off. Their rivalry is legendary, but when Jax catches Grace sneaking out of a professor’s office with something she shouldn’t have, he makes a deal: she’ll be his plaything, or he exposes her secret. But as their twisted arrangement deepens, lines blur between hate, lust, and something dangerously close to obsession. This story will also be published on royalroad.com

Miyagi Kyo, a 30-year-old virgin, saves a child from a truck and wins the goddess's favor. Reborn as a dashing high school student in a world with a staggering 1:30 male to female ratio, he is suddenly surrounded by stunning girls—his blonde yankee neighbor, the diligent class president, and more. With a heart full of excitement, Miyagi dives into his exhilarating second life! _____________________________________________________________ 50 Power stones = Extra Chapter Gain access to more chapters and help me purchase more character pictures by supporting my Patreon! p@treon.c0m/AlwaysWantedSupport

Krankel Voss, a successful novelist, sits alone in a dimly lit room, waiting for someone. As the clock ticks, he begins to narrate the story that led him to this moment — a story that started with a random news broadcast and a chilling letter delivered to his door. What seemed like a distant memory soon turned into an unsettling journey, pulling Krankel deeper into a web of secrets and forgotten truths. But as the line between fiction and reality blurs, he realizes that some stories refuse to stay buried. As the past comes knocking, will Krankel be ready to face what’s waiting on the other side?

Betrayed by fate... Bound by desire... Lucian was nothing but a puppet in his previous life — broken, powerless, and discarded like trash. But when death finally came knocking, the Eros Nexus System whispered into his soul. A forbidden gift... a second chance. Now reborn in a world where power is measured by lust and dominance, Lucian must carve his path through blood, seduction, and betrayal. With the power to enslave minds, shatter wills, and claim bodies, he'll rise from the shadows — building his harem of devils, angels, and everything in between. But in this twisted game... Will Lucian become the Master — or the Slave? Add to Library Now and witness the rise of the Demon King! Warning: This novel contains dark desires, possessive MC, mind-breaking tension, and extreme NSFW scenes. Proceed with caution.

Blair Moons is torn between saving herself or her unborn baby, but nothing hurts like walking on her husband and his mistress on their bed when she needed his support the most. She is cursed, degraded, and divorced, leaving her with nothing, not even her clothes, but fate has a way of pulling her even deeper... her world takes a new turn with the arrival of Kabir Marge into her life. Five years later, she is not only the wife to the youngest billionaire but his partner and mother of identical twin genuis baby boys. She is back, and Karma is fast knocking on the door of her ex and his mistress... Mrs. Blair Marge never crawls back.

Elena Carter’s world shatters when her family loses everything overnight. Desperate to uncover the truth behind her father’s downfall, she strikes a dangerous deal—marry Adrian Sinclair, the cold and calculating billionaire who had a hand in her family's ruin. But this marriage is nothing more than a contract. One year. No emotions. No expectations. Yet, as secrets unravel and hidden truths come to light, Elena finds herself questioning everything she thought she knew. Why is Adrian protecting her? What is he hiding? And why does the line between deception and reality keep blurring? In a world where power is everything and trust is a luxury, falling in love was never part of the plan. But when the past comes knocking, will their fragile arrangement survive... or will the truth destroy them both?........

NEW CHAPTER EVERY FRIDAY! --- The Earth was hit by a meteor, and it caused a mysterious virus to spread. The virus caused people to turn into zombies, and Luca Weisman lost his parents when he was sixteen to zombies as well. His other relatives also died because of zombies, that was the reason why he despised zombies very much, and he only had himself in the chaotic world that was about to end because of the catastrophe. He sealed himself off without letting anyone enter his territory, but one day, a strange delivery guy suddenly tried to knock on his door and wanted to come in. It turned out that the person was the annoying player he knew in the game, but one thing he didn't know was the person's true identity. Other feelings developed from the initial annoyance and hatred, but would those feelings still be the same after he found out the person's true identity?

Jack a seventeen year old boy gets a knock on his door where a letter from his older brother Watts is left. This letter starts Jacks journey with superhuman powers across many places and across many friends and foes. Releases every Thursday! And I know it’s probably not very good but I just want to write about a world that I thought up and explore Jacks life of hardships and happiness.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

When 25-year-old Onezwa Mthethwa loses her husband, Qhawe, in a brutal tragedy, her world is shattered. In accordance with traditional customs, her family arranges for her to marry Qhawe's older brother, Mcedisi - a notorious gangster with a reputation for ruthlessness. Faced with the prospect of becoming his second wife, Onezwa makes a daring escape on the eve of their traditional wedding. Five years later, Onezwa has rebuilt her life, but the past comes knocking, threatening to dismantle her hard-won independence. As the mystery surrounding Qhawe's death resurfaces, Onezwa must confront the darkness she fled. Will she find the strength to protect her newfound freedom, or will the secrets of her past force her back into the clutches of the Mthethwa family?

In Tiereth, the Zenith war forged history, destroyed it, and reshaped it. Victories and defeats arose equally, building the foundations of thousands of generations through time. In the fifteenth war, "the battle for the Witness Jungle," the stories of legends stained in blood and desolation came to an end. Two hundred years later, in Promise City, the leader of a criminal group had an unfortunate encounter. An unusual group of Wanderers knocked at his door. —You will have to excuse me, Mr. Basil. —The woman approached with a mocking smile—. I will have to deprive you of your freedom. N/A: Sorry for bad english, i use a translator.