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Depois de Transmigrar, a Esposa Gorda Fez um Retorno Triunfal!

""" Qiao Mei transmigrou para um romance como uma personagem coadjuvante com o mesmo nome dela, que tinha pouca presença. Essa personagem coadjuvante era uma caipira que não conseguia se casar por causa da obesidade. De acordo com o roteiro original, essa caipira Qiao Mei era uma gorda mimada pelo seu avô. No entanto, seus parentes eram todos gente perversa e cruel. Seu avô tinha a saúde frágil, então uma vez que ele morresse, os parentes iriam dividir e devorar seus bens. Assim, o maior desejo do avô era casar Qiao Mei. Para isso, chegou até a sacrificar e trair o neto de seu bom amigo, Xia Zhe. O avô fez Xia Zhe ficar bêbado e teve Qiao Mei forçosamente levar consigo o forte e belo Xia Zhe com seu corpo que pesava mais de duzentas libras. Então, no dia seguinte, o avô os flagraria e obrigaria Xia Zhe a se casar com Qiao Mei. No entanto, isso acabou provocando o início da vida infeliz de Qiao Mei. Também na história original, Qiao Mei tomou posse do misterioso jade de Xia Zhe. Mas devido à estupidez de Qiao Mei, a irmã de seu primo a enganou, fazendo Qiao Mei lhe dar o jade, resultado na família do primo se tornando rica. Quando Qiao Mei transmigrou para cá, foi durante o momento embaraçoso em que estava fazendo amor com o homem depois de embriagá-lo. Ela acordou atordoada no dia seguinte e a equipe do avô já havia aparecido na porta. Qiao Mei estava assustada. Ela não queria seguir o caminho original e se casar com um homem que não a amava. E assim, ela mentiu e despachou o avô. Ela também empurrou o homem para fora antes de forçar-se a olhar para seu reflexo bronzeado e rechonchudo no espelho! Ah, ela chorou diante de sua feiúra... Como um lutador de sumô em grandes cuecões de tecido, até as lojas de roupas de tamanho grande não tinham peças no tamanho dela. E seu rosto era do tamanho de uma pizza, uma pizza queimada! Qiao Mei decidiu reformar sua vida! O primeiro passo, perder peso! O segundo passo, arrumar seu quarto! Ela costumava ser minuciosa quanto à limpeza, e embora sua casa atual tivesse um grande pátio, ela só podia descrevê-lo como bagunçado! O terceiro passo era segurar o jade bem apertado para que sua prima gananciosa não tivesse chance! Só que, segundo a história original, o alto e bonito Xia Zhe deveria odiá-la, não é? Por que ele estava sendo cada vez mais gentil com ela? """
Mountain Springs · 84.8K Views

Après sa transmigration, l'épouse en surpoids a fait son grand retour !

``` Qiao Mei s'est retrouvée dans un roman en tant que personnage secondaire portant le même nom qu'elle, mais qui manquait de présence. Ce personnage secondaire était une péquenaude qui ne pouvait pas se marier à cause de son obésité. Selon le scénario original, cette campagnarde Qiao Mei était une grosse fille gâtée par son grand-père. Toutefois, leurs parents étaient tous des personnes vicieuses et cruelles. Son grand-père ayant une santé fragile, une fois décédé, les parents se diviseraient pour s'accaparer ses biens. Par conséquent, le plus grand souhait de son grand-père était de marier Qiao Mei. Pour cela, il a même sacrifié et trahi le petit-fils de son ami, Xia Zhe. Le grand-père a enivré Xia Zhe et a fait en sorte que Qiao Mei prenne de force le bel et fort Xia Zhe avec son corps pesant plus de deux cents livres. Ensuite, le grand-père les surprendrait le lendemain et forcerait Xia Zhe à épouser Qiao Mei. Cependant, cela a finalement causé le début de la vie malheureuse de Qiao Mei. Aussi, dans l'histoire originale, Qiao Mei s'appropriait le mystérieux jade de Xia Zhe. Mais à cause de la stupidité de Qiao Mei, la sœur de son cousin l'avait trompée et lui avait fait donner le jade, ce qui résultait en la richesse de la famille de son cousin. Quand Qiao Mei a transmigré ici, c'était pendant l'instant gênant où elle faisait l'amour à l'homme après l'avoir enivré. Elle s'est réveillée avec confusion le lendemain et l'équipe du grand-père était déjà à la porte. Qiao Mei avait peur. Elle ne voulait pas suivre le chemin initial et épouser un homme qui ne l'aimait pas. Et donc, elle a menti et a chassé grand-père. Elle a également poussé l'homme dehors avant de se forcer à regarder son reflet bronzé et potelé dans le miroir! Hélas, elle pleurait face à son apparence laide... Comme un sumotori en sous-vêtement de grande taille, même les magasins de vêtements grandes tailles n'avaient pas de vêtements à sa taille. Et son visage était de la taille d'une pizza, une pizza brûlée! Qiao Mei a décidé de réformer sa vie! La première étape, perdre du poids! La deuxième étape, ranger sa chambre! Elle qui tenait à la propreté, bien que sa maison actuelle eût une grande cour, elle ne pouvait la décrire que comme désordonnée! La troisième étape était de tenir fermement le jade pour que sa cousine avide n'en ait aucune chance! Seulement, le grand et beau Xia Zhe ne devait-il pas la détester selon l'histoire originale? Pourquoi était-il de plus en plus gentil avec elle? ```
Mountain Springs · 83K Views

ETH RECOVERY EXPERT HIRE ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST

Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist (@) auctioneer.net Telegram info: https:// t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com WhatsApp info:+ 12 723 328 343 As the year 2025 approached, I was excited for the New Year’s Eve celebrations, eager to kick off the year with some fresh investments. Recently, I had decided to buy a popular meme coin, attracted by the growing hype around it. Everyone seemed to be talking about it, and the potential returns were tempting. I didn’t think twice, convinced it was a good move to diversify my portfolio with a trending asset. However, what I didn’t anticipate was the danger lurking in the shadows. That night, just as I was celebrating, I found myself scammed out of $75,000 in cryptocurrency. The scam was incredibly sophisticated, with fake exchanges, phony wallets, and convincing messages that led me to believe I was making a legitimate transaction. I was instructed to send my funds to what seemed like a trusted wallet, only to discover later that I had fallen victim to a fraudulent scheme. The scammers were quick, and by the time I realized what had happened, my assets were gone, and the criminals had disappeared without a trace. In the aftermath of this devastating loss, I felt a sense of hopelessness. But amidst the confusion and panic, I decided to seek professional help, and that’s when I reached out to ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. I had heard of their reputation in the crypto community for offering legitimate recovery services, so I was hopeful that they could assist in this difficult situation. From the moment I contacted them, the ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST put my mind at ease. Their experts were quick to assess the situation and get to work, explaining the process in detail. They took the time to demystify the recovery steps, making sure I understood every part of the journey, and guided me through the often confusing world of blockchain technology. Their customer centric approach was evident from the start through clear communication and ongoing support, I felt reassured that I wasn’t facing this challenge alone. ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST in depth knowledge of the blockchain ecosystem and their use of advanced recovery techniques gave me a renewed sense of hope. While the process is still ongoing, their professionalism, expertise, and transparent approach have been invaluable. With their help, I am cautiously optimistic that I can recover at least a portion of my lost assets and protect myself from future scams.
Duncan_Oliphant · 66 Views

My Habibi " crown & common ground"

Elliot Hargrove is perfectly average. He lives in a tiny apartment, crunches numbers at his day job, and spends his evenings debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza. But his ordinary life is turned upside down when a mysterious stranger arrives with jaw-dropping news: Elliot is the long-lost heir to a European kingdom he never knew existed. Suddenly, he's grappling with royal responsibilities, an endless parade of palace etiquette, and the mounting pressure to save a kingdom on the verge of collapse. Enter Sophia Ruiz: a fiercely independent barista who runs her own coffee shop and has a not-so-secret grudge against the wealthy. After years of watching her community struggle under corporate greed, she’s convinced that rich people are the worst. When Elliot stumbles into her café, awkwardly charming and clueless about the price of a latte, Sophia assumes he’s just another clueless city guy. What starts as a series of hilarious misunderstandings blossoms into an unexpected romance. But Elliot has a secret one that could shatter everything they’ve built together. As his double life becomes harder to hide, and the weight of his royal destiny grows heavier, Elliot must decide: will he risk it all for love, or lose Sophia forever? Full of laugh-out-loud moments, heartfelt revelations, and a romance that will sweep you off your feet, My Habibi Crown & Common Ground is a feel good romantic comedy about finding love in the most unexpected places and proving that the heart is mightier than the crown.
caezar_ian_tenoso · 2.1K Views

Returnee God of Void, Want to have An Ordinary Life

Synopsis: Thirty years ago, Han Seong-jin was an ordinary man until a crack in reality pulled him into the Void—a realm of eternal darkness and terror. Once the Birthplace of Gods, the Void had become the spawning ground of World Devourers, monstrous entities capable of consuming entire stars. Trapped in this forsaken dimension, Seong-jin fought for his survival against unimaginable horrors. When he slew a Primordial Devourer, he ascended to godhood, wielding power no mortal could comprehend. When Seong-jin finally escaped and returned to Earth, thirty years had passed. The world he once knew had transformed into an era ruled by gates, portals to other dimensions that unleashed monsters upon humanity. Hunters, ranked by strength, had become society's elite, while guilds vied for dominance in this new order. Despite his divine power, Seong-jin’s evaluation ranked him as an F-rank, the weakest possible tier. Ridiculed by hunters and rejected by guilds, he decided to embrace an ordinary life, working as a pizza delivery man while keeping his godhood a closely guarded secret. But living a normal life isn’t easy when you’ve fought gods and monsters for centuries. As guilds continue to dismiss him and society underestimates him, Seong-jin remains content to stay under the radar. Yet, the echoes of his past linger, and those who sense the faintest traces of his true strength begin to take notice. Seong-jin just wants peace and quiet, but the world may have other plans for a god hidden in plain sight.
No_Choice_In_Life · 380 Views

Eclipsing Boundaries: The Energy Within

Kairo Solis was your average broke college dropout—well, if “average” includes accidentally blowing up his microwave with raw energy while trying to make instant ramen. Turns out, he’s got this thing called Aeterna inside him, a mystical energy that can either unlock his infinite potential or turn him into a human firecracker. No big deal. Enter Zephyr Ionis, a shady mentor who appears out of thin air and starts spouting fortune cookie wisdom like, “Your greatest enemy is yourself,” while stealing Kairo’s last slice of pizza. Armed with cryptic advice, zero patience, and a stick he keeps whacking Kairo with during training, Zephyr sets Kairo on the path to becoming a Synchros master. But mastering Aeterna isn’t as easy as meditating and humming "om." For one, Kairo’s got to juggle protecting his little sister, Lina (who thinks Aeterna is just a fancy word for him being a dork), dodging the Shadowed Council (a group of edgy villains who seem to shop exclusively at Hot Topic), and confronting Lucan Drayke—a guy so dramatic he makes villains from soap operas look subtle. Between epic battles that could level city blocks and arguments over who ate the last energy bar, Kairo learns that true strength isn’t about punching harder—it’s about harmonizing with his inner self. And maybe, just maybe, it’s about not accidentally setting his pants on fire when trying out a new ability. Will Kairo save the world? Will he unlock the mysteries of Aeterna? Or will he spend the rest of his life arguing with Zephyr over whether pineapple belongs on pizza? One thing’s for sure: the universe is in for an explosive ride, and Kairo is about to prove that sometimes, the best way to eclipse boundaries is with a little humor and a lot of heart.
VisionaryWorldAlt · 4K Views

The Legacy Of Love

The Legacy of Love: A Family Saga of Epic Proportions Buckle up, folks! This is a story about love, family, and the crazy things we do for both. *First Generation: Demetri and Diana* Meet Demetri and Diana, the original power couple. Their love story is one for the ages - think Romeo and Juliet, minus the tragic ending (spoiler alert!). They fought against all odds, dodged family drama, and made their love shine brighter than a K-pop concert. Demetri: "I'll never give up on us, Diana. We'll overcome this together... or die trying." Diana: "But what about our families? They'll never approve." Demetri: "We'll make them see. Our love is stronger than any obstacle... and my mom's cooking." *Second Generation: Damien and Darlene* Fast-forward to their kids, Damien and Darlene. Damien's got a bad case of love-at-first-sight with his classmate Lilian, but Darlene's hatred for Lilian is stronger than her love for pizza (and that's saying something). Damien: "Darlene, why do you hate Lilian so much?" Darlene: "She's manipulative, Damien. You don't see the real her." Damien: "But I see the good in her. And I care about her." Lilian: "Damien, I know your sister doesn't like me, but I promise I'm not who she thinks I am... or am I?" *The Plot Thickens...* As Damien navigates his feelings, he must confront the ultimate question: will he choose family loyalty or follow his heart? But little does he know, Darlene's secret is about to blow everything wide open... Will Damien and Lilian's love prevail, or will family drama tear them apart? Can Demetri and Diana's love story provide the guidance they need? And what's really going on with Darlene's mysterious past? To Be Continued...
4Q_ · 1.5K Views

Aukhemya - Gods and Alchemy

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ
WillSM268 · 126.7K Views

Beloved Imposter

Love is a game. Do you want to play? 12 CONTESTANTS. 5 WEEKS OF ROMANCE AND DECEPTION. FIND THE IMPOSTERS. STAND A CHANCE TO WIN $1,000,000! How well do know your heart? In this unprecedented dating show, test the boundaries of human trust and desire as 12 contestants battle it out to find the couple and the exes hidden among them. How much do you trust your lover or ex? Will the two of you successfully fool your hunters, or will your feeble rapport lead to elimination? How far will you go to stay undercover? Sign up for "Beloved Imposter" today! *** Iris Tate is in a rut—she's tired of her job, has no social life, and her dreams are out of reach. She will do anything for a change… If she can afford it. During these monotonous times, Iris sees an ad for "Beloved Imposter", an unconventional dating show which promises romance, spontaneity, and most importantly—a fat paycheque. In a bid to double her earnings, she signs up as a team with her estranged ex-boyfriend, Skyler Valentine, who has reasons of his own for joining. Iris’s plan is simple: Deceive the other contestants, lie her way to the finals, and walk away a millionaire. After that, she and Skyler will forget each other once and for all. However, plans are made to be broken. The more time Iris and Skyler spend together, the more they realise how much the other has changed since their breakup. Over the course of five weeks, they’re forced to confront the mistakes of their youth and the scars they bury deep within. As the competition heats up, tensions arise and secrets unfold, blurring the lines between desire and loyalty. Some contestants will do anything to win, and mutual trust is but a façade. Iris will soon learn that she may be able to fool others, but she won't be able fool her own heart. Can she overcome the obstacles in her way? Or will she lose both her second chance at love as well as the grand prize? Watch "Beloved Imposter" to find out! *** P.S Cover art is sourced from Pinterest, credits to the original artist.
Blue_Pizza · 19.1K Views
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