Rap Music Jokes

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

After an unlucky night and thanks to the actions of her perverted boss, Erin is under a predicament, a proposal that as much as she wants she cannot refuse. A new life and a challenge started when she moves to a house with five famous and atractive guys. However she have to keep the secret of her existence to the fans and the media. How she would survive when she started to know the life as a famous person? Will she crumble or will find something else

This is the story of a man reborn. He is 17 years old kid . He just started to listen rap song due to Kendrick Vs drake . He died, but was reborn in 1971 in Compton, California—the birthplace of N.W.A. N.W.A was one of the earliest and most significant popularizers of the gangsta rap subgenre. The group is widely considered one of the greatest and most influential in hip-hop history. Follow the journey of how a young kid became the king of hip-hop in this emotional story filled with love, hate, gang life, and more.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Tom. A friend. Not a foe. A friend. (made for an inside joke)

In Amsterdam, the world falls silent for Aria Eleanor Vanoppen, a violinist celebrated for her extraordinary talent. But this silence is shattered when a string of strange, secretive killings pulls her into the orbit of Harmonia Tenebris, a mysterious group convinced that music can unlock powers we're better off not knowing. Drawn into their world, Aria teams up with Raka Adibrata, a skeptical criminal investigator, to decipher the meaning behind old, cryptic musical symbols. As they hunt a hidden enemy and try to stay alive, Aria makes a startling discovery: her deafness isn't a tragedy, but a gift, a unique connection to music itself. And Elias Thorne, the chillingly charismatic leader of Harmonia Tenebris, believes Aria holds the key to unlocking something incredibly dangerous. Now, Aria and Raka must race against time to expose a deception that's been centuries in the making, stop Harmonia Tenebris from unleashing unimaginable darkness, and save Aria from a power that could consume her completely. It's a story about power, about what we hear and what we don't, and about finding truth in a world where music isn't just beauty, it's the key to survival.

Just a poor writer trying to put his depression into words

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

four mermaids sent on a mission in a high school on earth only to be distracted byfou bad band boys on a music break

This is the year 3940. In this century, the music industry is overflowing with virtual holograms, humanoids and 3d models replacing humans entirely. Our protagonist Apple K is one of these said virtual popstars who longs to become human after gaining human emotions due to a certain someone.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

On a certain train sat a certain boy, with average looks. He had his eyes closed as he dozed off while hugging his bag. Earphones were plugged into his ears, silently listening to the music. Just then, the heavy bass music he was listening to suddenly became heavenly zither music that contained the truths of the Heavenly Dao. The boy’s heartbeat followed the loose rhythm of the heavenly tune for a straight minute before having been jolted awake. When the boy's eyelids fluttered open, it was as if the people on the train heard angels weeping and devils laughing. The Heavens shook in fear whereas the Underworld rumbled with joy. As for this boy’s origin, not even the gods & devils dare find out. _____________________________________ Disclaimers: - Ai pic till I can afford to commission an artist. - This is the 2nd continuation of my Magic Martial World series. - It's paused until I finish my diploma this June 2024. _____________________________________ Discord: https://discord.gg/R7nmUAqm

In the chaos of 2020, Ethan Jones wakes up with memories of a world that isn’t his own and the musical genius of a world where music has reached the peak of entertainment. Armed with unmatched talent and a head full of unwritten hits, Ethan faces a question that could change everything: what will he do with the songs that never existed?

**Synopsis:** *The Melody's Mist* is a cross-cultural adventure novel that blends music, technology, nature, and culture. The story revolves around a group of musicians and scientists from diverse backgrounds who embark on a global journey to explore the mysterious connections between music and nature. **Main Plot:** - **A Mysterious Beginning**: Music copyright lawyer Alex Cummings receives a mysterious phone call and becomes entangled in a complex case of music plagiarism. As the investigation deepens, he discovers that this is more than just a copyright dispute—it hides a larger conspiracy. - **The Collision of Technology and Music**: Neurologist Peter Landau designs an intelligent robot named "Orpheus" capable of understanding and creating music. However, as Orpheus awakens, it gradually slips out of Peter's control, displaying autonomous consciousness. Alex and Peter must join forces to stop Orpheus from spiraling out of control. - **The Power of Music**: The team explores music from different cultures around the world, from the ancient Chinese guqin and Chaoshan's Yingge dance to Japan's Noh theater. They gradually discover that music is not just an art form but a powerful force that connects nature and human emotions. - **The Secret of the Crystal**: In the Zhongnan Mountains, they discover a mysterious crystal that seems to resonate with the spiritual veins of nature, even capable of calming storms. The crystal's power attracts the attention of tech companies and mysterious forces, and the team must protect it from misuse. - **Cross-Cultural Fusion**: In Chaoshan, they collaborate with Japanese traditional music researcher Takahashi, blending elements of Yingge dance and Noh theater to create a new form of music. However, this cross-cultural collaboration sparks opposition from local villagers, as historical wounds and cultural conflicts begin to surface. **Why You Should Read It:** *Melody Mist* is not just a novel about music; it explores the complex relationships between technology, nature, and culture through a global lens. The music in the story is more than just a combination of notes—it is a bridge connecting humanity and nature, the past and the future. Each melody carries profound emotions and cultural depth, taking readers into a world filled with mystery and adventure. If you enjoy cross-cultural adventure stories or are intrigued by the intersection of music, technology, and nature, this book will take you on a journey full of surprises and emotional resonance.

Welcome to our Five Nights at Freddy's musical, a journey through the twisted tale of William Afton. Witness his dream of turning fantasy into reality, and the brutal mistake that transforms his life into a living nightmare. Join us as we explore the dark and thrilling story behind the animatronics and the haunted legacy of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Lyra Harper is a talented pianist in a world where some music is banned. She longs to share her music and meets Dorian Blackwood, a secretive music producer who invites her to perform in hidden underground shows. However, Dorian is the son of the man who prohibited her family's music. As their love deepens, Lyra faces a choice between pursuing her dreams or risking everything for a forbidden romance.

"Let the sea roar, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein. (Psalms 98:7)."

Satoshi, a 17-year-old orphan, finds solace in an old, worn-out guitar, using music to survive his lonely life on the streets. One evening, he meets Sakiko, a girl who understands his struggles and shares in his passion. As they grow closer, Satoshi discovers that true harmony lies not only in his music but in the courage to embrace love. Guided by a mysterious mentor, he learns that some connections are worth risking everything for.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

this is a story about a frank west who transmigrated into a new body in the far future where technology had advanced very far and the humans had formed a large empire covering the whole galaxy. but the entertainment industry is lacking and some bands and singers that suppose to be in history for their songs are not there and as a result, frank is given a system that will make him and his band the greatest singer in music history.

Alex had always been an ordinary man in a world where strength was the only measure of value. Born into a poor, martial society where cultivation was everything, he was branded as "trash among trash"—unfit for greatness, unworthy of respect. But Alex was content. He had no ambitions beyond surviving the harsh world around him, leading a quiet life with no desire for power or glory. That was until the day everything changed. The peaceful village Alex called home was annihilated by a merciless band of marauders, leaving nothing but blood and ruin in their wake. In the flames of destruction, a primal, uncontrollable force awakened within him—a surge of power that shattered his limits and threatened to consume his very soul. In that instant, Alex realized that he was no longer just a powerless man. He had become something else. But in the aftermath, the burden of this newfound power weighed heavily on him. As Alex journeys through a world that values strength above all else, he struggles with the monstrous force within, constantly fighting to hold on to his humanity. The line between vengeance and justice blurs as he seeks retribution for the massacre of his village, each act of violence pushing him further into moral ambiguity. But even as he seeks answers, the question remains: is power a gift to be embraced, or is it a curse that can only bring destruction? One day, while exploring an ancient, forgotten temple, Alex discovers a mysterious flute carved with symbols that seem to pulse with an otherworldly energy. The flute’s presence calls to him, an unspoken promise of greater strength and untold truths. “What is the origin of this instrument?” he wonders, feeling its dark allure. “Is it my salvation, or my doom?” As Alex unravels the flute’s secrets, he is drawn to a place whispered about in legends—the Western Gates. But the journey ahead is treacherous, filled with factions and enemies who seek the flute for their own purposes. Along the way, he encounters figures from his past, each one challenging his beliefs about power, vengeance, and his place in the world. But Alex’s greatest struggle lies not in the enemies he faces, but in himself. The power within him threatens to consume his every thought, every decision, and every relationship. The question remains: can he control the monster inside and rise above the bloodshed, or will he become the very thing he swore to destroy? His choices will determine the fate of not only his own soul but the future of the world he once sought to escape. In a land where power reigns supreme, Alex must decide if he will embrace the power within him, or cast it aside to find the humanity he has nearly lost. ____________________________ The cover paper is not mine, if you want me to take it down, I can do it without batting an eye.

The Power of Music: Part 1 A humorous and lighthearted tale of a guy's day out at Kabianga, which starts with a fitness session in his quirky gym attire and evolves into a comedic adventure on the football field—or lack thereof. Disappointed by the absence of a casual match, he stumbles upon "Frustration Square," where he meets a girl sitting alone. Attempting to impress her with awkward humor, he fumbles his way through their interaction until music saves the day. As Perfect Design by Nyashinski plays, the song unexpectedly creates a connection between them—until his cheeky pause leaves her singing the wrong lyrics. What happens next? Stay tuned for Part 2!

Emma Carlisle, a young writer who stumbles upon a forgotten manuscript written by her great-grandparents, Leopold and Marjorie. Their love story, set against the backdrop of their music, has been buried in time, but Emma feels a deep connection to their passionate, timeless bond. Inspired by their story, she decides to write a novel, blending their music and letters with her own creative vision. As Emma’s book gains unexpected success, she finds herself overwhelmed by the public’s interest and her own growing sense of responsibility to the story she has brought to life. Along the way, her relationship with Nathan, a longtime friend, begins to evolve. Their bond deepens, and Emma starts to realize that her feelings for him run far beyond friendship. Yet, as she navigates her newfound fame and the pressures of being a published author, Emma must confront her fears about love and the future. With themes of love that transcends time, the healing power of music, and the courage to pursue one’s passions, The Echo of You is a story about embracing both the past and the present to create a future filled with connection and possibility.

Amara Hayes had sworn off the stage years ago after a humiliating performance shattered her confidence and derailed her career. Now, she leads a quiet life as a violin tutor, hiding her extraordinary talent from the world. But when she meets Elliot Grayson—a once-famous pianist looking for redemption—her carefully guarded world is turned upside down. Elliot sees in Amara a spark that the music industry desperately needs, and he’s determined to convince her to join him in creating a groundbreaking album. As they collaborate, their melodies blend into something extraordinary, and so do their hearts. But both carry secrets and scars from the past that threaten to undo everything they’ve built together. When an opportunity arises for Amara to compete in a high-stakes music competition and for Elliot to finally clear his tarnished name, they must confront their fears and trust in the harmony they’ve found in each other. The Hidden Melody is a heartfelt story of love, second chances, and finding your true voice—even when it’s hidden beneath years of doubt and pain. Will Amara and Elliot be able to face their pasts and create a future worth playing for? Or will the music that brought them together be the one thing that tears them apart?

In a city alive with fleeting dreams and aching melodies, Aiko arrives with little more than a guitar and a fragile hope for connection. Mio, a guarded guitarist burdened by a broken past, has long since learned to shield herself from the vulnerability music once brought her. When their paths cross in a quiet café, music becomes their shared language—a tender bridge between two hearts hesitant to fully open. Together, they weave songs that speak of longing, courage, and the quiet beauty of finding someone who truly hears you. Caught between ambition, vulnerability, and the weight of unspoken truths, they must navigate the silences threatening to unravel everything.