Funny Gojo Panel

Hulk was a pro football player, a guy who loved nothing more than clutching a pigskin and barreling through the defense like a runaway freight train. He lived for the gridiron. But he never, in his wildest dreams, imagined he'd see a pair of nipples bigger than a football. He became a giant baby, reborn with a new name: Orion. Orion was the runt of the giant litter, the weakest of the bunch. But when he turned ten, something crazy happened. He saw a strange panel – that not only displayed his stats but also helped him level up. With the panel's help, and a whole lot of elbow grease, Orion led his giant tribe to become the most powerful in the Barren Mountains. He went from zero to hero, becoming a mighty Titan King. He was no longer the runt; he was the top dog.

Chen Fei looked at the bewildering number of people in front of him who desperately practiced boxing to become a master, sighing. "Compete? I don't think so. My motto is never to stand when you can sit." So the panel answered his call. "Extreme Mountain Fist Technique simplification in progress... simplification successful... Extreme Mountain Breathing Technique" "Extreme Mountain Breathing Method simplification in progress... simplification successful... Breathing" Chen Fei took a deep breath. "Extreme Mountain Breathing Method experience +1." "...So I can cultivate by breathing alone?"

[Name: ??, Age: ??] [Race: Mechanical Life] [Profession: Mechanical Apostle] [Level: Tier -6 (damaged)] [Physique: ?????] [Spirit: ?????] [Description: A broken Mechanical Life, one of Mechanical God -'@#$^&#@@%^#!'s most advanced and powerful creations, from an advanced technological world.] “Is this the World of Gods? Can anyone become God? Then why am I still just a Tier-1 Spiritual planter?” Ram pondered, after looking at the Divine Creature for the first time. Ram reincarnated in this world without the ability to awaken any profession. As he celebrated becoming a Tier-1 Spiritual Planter, he discovered that Gods, Divine Beings, Evil Entities, and Nightmare Creatures were exploiting humans and other beings, manipulating them to harvest the power of Faith or Fear. Inexplicably, he became entangled in this conflict. But he was lucky enough to turn his destiny through... Evolving Spiritual Plants and Monsters using Life Energy and Spiritual Power, becoming Spiritual Plant Lord to fight against the Gods. [ Holy Source Seed: Sylvan Soul Tree] [ Type: Source Seed] [ Level: Same as host] [ Quality: Holy] [ Attribute: Life/Soul/Wood] [ Description: A seed born from the fusion of the seeds of the Life Spirit Tree and Astral Soul Tree, transformed into a Holy Source Seed through a special method.] [ Holy Source Seed Characteristics:  1. As a Holy Source Seed born from both powerful entities it perfectly inherited the abilities of both the Life Spirit Tree and the Astral Soul Tree.  2. Gains additional functionality with every upgrade.  3. Binding the Holy Source Seed grants the host full access to all its abilities.] [ Abilities: Life Spirit Tree] [1. Life Spirit Body]: Converts the host's body into a Life Spirit Body, greatly increasing the host’s capacity for Life Energy and Spiritual Power by tenfold, while boosting recovery rate by 300%. [2. Kingdom Creation: Sylvan Soul Kingdom (Unopened)]: Upon activation, the Sylvan Soul Tree converts the host Spiritual Realm into a virtual forest that becomes the foundation of the Sylvan Soul Kingdom. This forest spans across dimensions, rooted in both the material and spiritual realms. [Effect]: The host becomes the Lord of the Sylvan Soul Kingdom, gaining the ability to expand and rule this virtual domain.] [ Abilities: Soul Tree]: [1. Soul Tree]: At the heart of the Sylvan Soul Kingdom, the Lord can summon the Soul Tree, a sacred tree that acts as a conduit for life and death. [Effect]: The souls of those who die within or near the kingdom are absorbed by this tree, where they are nourished, healed, and can be reborn as Wood Spirits. [2. Soul Tree Seeds]: Host can create seeds of the soul tree that are connected to the mother tree, which can be planted outside the Sylvan Soul Kingdom. [Effect]: Souls absorbed by the Soul Trees are transported to the mother tree within a certain distance, depending upon the strength of the Sylvan Soul Tree.]

Yang Ji transmigrated to a world of immortals, where he could see various information displays invisible to others. He looked at a chunk of ore, "Mystic Iron Ore". He looked at a dead frog, "Died of Gu Insect, dead for fifty breaths". He looked at the sky, "The sky is overcast, and a heavy rain will pour down in an hour". He looked at humans, "Thinking", "I want to seize your body", "Angry", "Sneaky". When he looked at himself, a proficiency panel appeared. With the attributes he could see, Yang Ji sought good fortune and avoided disaster. Step by step, he walked the path to the supreme immortal way.

Han Yi accidentally crossed into the Cultivation World and became an outer disciple of the Xuan Dan Sect. Sects, Immortal Countries, Sacred Places, Heavenly Demons—the dangers in the Cultivation World were everywhere. Fortunately, Han Yi had a Skill Panel. Alchemy, Formations, Talismans, Divine Abilities, Magic Skills... Just work hard, and everything will be alright.

Crossing over to the alien world, he became a fallen noble lord. But with the help of the proficiency panel, he started to gain EXP through his family's Knight Breath Technique and followed the footsteps of an ancient and mysterious sorcerer step by step. Thus began a mysterious journey.

Li Tian is reborn as descendant of the Li clan in a cultivation world. Without a cheat,system or even panel, Li Tian can't embark on the path of martial arts due to poor qualifications. Unwilling to become a slave in the Li clan, he is forced to risk his life by volunteering to enter a Prehestoric Ruin, whose death rate is 9/10, to seek a chance of change his fate. But what happens when he realizes his Physique has an obvious advantage, but also serious flaw. He will ascend to the extreme of any realm easily, compared to others but he has to face a life and death crisis just to breakthrough to a new realm. The realm botleneck that exists for him is almost like a hurdle that can't be broken without using etreme life endangering means.

Satoru Gojo, the strongest sorcerer, has always been seen as unbeatable. But his strength comes with a cost. After the Shibuya Incident, the world's cursed energy starts to unravel, and an ancient prophecy emerges. The prophecy says that when the strongest sorcerer defies fate, the world will split apart. Gojo faces growing pressure as whispers of a cursed being named Zensei spread. Zensei is the embodiment of balance, and Gojo's own people turn against him. Gojo and his students discover a mysterious girl named Ame, who holds the key to Zensei's power and the prophecy. Torn between his duty to protect and his doubts, Gojo must confront the harsh truth: being the strongest might not be enough to save the future. With betrayal, war, and a final battle looming, Gojo must decide whether to accept his fate or defy it. His choice will have far-reaching consequences, reshaping the world forever.

Open your eyes and become a young player from Arsenal who is about to be eliminated in 2010. Fortunately, he has a proficiency panel. From [Strength Iv1] to [Muscle Tyrant Iv5]; From [Run Iv1] to [Lightning Speed ​​Iv5]; From [Long Shot Iv1] to [Tomahawk Heavy Cannon Iv5]! In this era of brilliant stars, when Messi and Ronaldo are about to become the two heroes of the world, he joins hands with Wenger and is destined to write a new football myth. Years later, when he suddenly looks back, he finds that he has achieved a Grand Slam that dominates everything and is unparalleled in the world! He is called the God of Football!

Alice was born into a royal family. But unfortunately, when her magic power was measured, the magic orb showed nothing. The king and queen sent her to the continent's largest and most terrifying forest to be eaten alive by monsters...

This book is a slice of life of a human survivor of the apocalypse in my other book. Meet Evelyn, a girl who doesn’t like cleaning until she gets a system that functions like an ADHD app. Its going to be a funny adventure and expand my world building in the other book but it is not a sequel, you can read it on its own too! All of my books will exist in the same universe.

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

If learning could endow you with both wealth and a robust physique, would you study relentlessly? Li Shi, who is on the brink of unemployment, suddenly acquired a "Learning Panel" in his mind. By acquiring knowledge and skills, he could incrementally improve his "wealth" and "physique" traits: each additional point in wealth enables him to exchange for one kilogram of any matter he has ever possessed; for each additional point in physique, his physical condition improves by a tenth of that of a healthy adult.

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

Lu Yun woke up one day to find himself a young hunter in the Spirit Martial Prefecture of Ling Province in Morigin. With demon beasts rampant and the Hundred Sects standing strong, watch as Lu Yun uses his attribute panel to enhance his cultivation technique, grow stronger, and travel across the universe.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Thousands of years ago, a blinding silver light shone upon the universe and eleven godsent heroes emerged to save the world when it was on the brink of collapse to the hands of alien assailants. Gradually, humanity evolved and in today's world, virtually everyone is born with a chakra panel granting them the potential to draw a level of power similar to these unforgotten heroes. Strong or weak, those with the ability to harness the chakra within are revered as Dells. However, not all humans are Dells. Follow Keres on his journey towards uncovering humanity's darkest secrets buried deep underneath his dormant memories.

Riding a flying sword, drinking wine while holding beauties, fighting against a generation of geniuses for opportunities, Who doesn't like such an Immortal World? But not if you are a mortal who got thrown amidst high level cultivators. And Long Ming felt precisely that. Opening his eyes, Long Ming saw he was in the world of immortals. He got surrounded by beauties and luxuries, but what will happen if everyone knows he is just a weak chicken? No grandpa in a ring nor a mysterious broken sword or inheritance pendant. " Where is my Golden Finger!" Long Ming shouted! At that moment, a panel opened before him. [ Ding! Host get Courting Death System!] [ Ding! Host get Goddess Protecting System!] [ Ding! Host get Scumbag System!] Long Ming then realized he got infinite systems in his disposal!

Riley, a transmigrated soul from another world, possessing an unique "Golden Finger" that can make him perceive spirit beasts growth on the information panel. With this advantage, he becomes a formidable Beast Tamer, making informed decisions during battles and training. As he forges unbreakable bonds with his Spirit Beasts, Riley aims to become a champion in the World of Beast Tamers. Reading Guide : 1. The daily life of MC and his Spirit Beast 2. No Harem 3. No Heroine 4. No Romance Disclaimer: All the picture on the novel is not belong to me.

“I’m bored…” Said a man sitting on top of a mountain of his enemy corpses. [Host do you want to return to earth?] A transparent panel said to him then he went silent. “This fuckers… it take you THIS long to repair just a fucking bug?” – Saiful. He’s our protagonist and he came from the world of ‘Hunters, Monsters, Dungeons’. He was just a nobody F-ranked hunter who have been titled as the weakest as he doesn’t have the system neither do he have any skills due to his skill being locked with a certain unknown condition to unlock.

[Linguistics: Lv0 (7/10)] [Pharmacy: Lv1 (15/100)] [Knight's Breathing: Lv2 (36/200)] [Knight's Breathing Experience +1] ------ In the year 3077 of the Berta calendar, in the confused era when wizards had not yet touched the throne, he brought the "Student Panel". He entered the wizarding world and improved wizard knowledge, like a bright moon dispelling the confusion of the times. He is Ivan Marichatton, a pioneer of knowledge, and he cut through the thorns for the path of wizards.

Richard traveled to a place similar to medieval Europe and became a young master of a baron's family. Just when Richard thought he could live a peaceful life, he discovered that this world was full of dangers... Fortunately, he could experience inspiration on a daily basis! With the help of the inspiration panel, Richard, who only had the qualification of a third-class wizard, made rapid progress in learning witchcraft and started a mysterious and extraordinary wizard journey!

When the Multiverse Game descended upon Earth, triggering a mass transition for all of humanity, Jack Miller fell victim to betrayal, leaving him at death's door. Though the Multiverse Game saved his life, after scanning his current physical condition, his attribute panel was a pitiful sight - his maximum health was permanently capped at just one point. The only consolation was that his awakened talent wasn't bad. [Advancement]: S-rank exclusive talent skill, consumes some lifespan to permanently advance any skill up one tier, maximum effect on S-rank skills. (First three uses have no cost.) "Any skill?" Jack Miller smiled slightly...

Fang Ling woke up and was shocked to find that he had traveled to Douluo Continent. But why is he a little beggar with half a leg missing? Bad news, I have traveled through time, a disabled person, and started with a bowl. The debuffs are stacked. Good news, there is a cheat, and it is a crude cheat like Deep Blue! ... Many years later, it was banned. Facing the confusion of the world, Fang Ling ignored the illusory light and shadow in his eyes, and his face was solemn: "I can have the cultivation I have today, all thanks to my own efforts." Panel, add points! (Internal investment has passed, invest with confidence)

Li Wei has lived eleven lifetimes, each time reincarnated into a different world or era. Throughout each life, he has faced unique challenges—some as a warrior, some as a scholar, others as rulers, assassins, or monks. In his last moments of his eleventh life, a mysterious panel appears before him: "This will be your last reincarnation. When you die in this new world, your soul will perish and you will never be reincarnated again." Li Wei’s soul drifts into the void, knowing that this will be his final chance to achieve his greatest desire: immortality.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]