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"I sit, forehead pressed to my knees, letting the emptiness of the room close in around me. Shadows cling to the walls, absorbing what little light there is, making it feel as if the whole space is breathing, alive with secrets." This is where Envy’s journey begins—a government spy with no past, no memories, and a name that means nothing. His life is a blur of covert missions, cold commands, and the ever-present weight of The Organization’s control. But in the silence, something stirs. Questions. Fragments of a life he can’t recall. The boundaries between who he is and who he’s been made to be start to crumble. When the line between duty and desire starts to blur, Envy must face a terrifying question: Can he ever reclaim the pieces of himself that have been lost? Or is he destined to remain a pawn in a game that erases everything he’s ever known? To find out, read the story. What if everything you thought you knew about yourself was a lie? Can someone like Envy ever escape the chains of the past? How far would you go to uncover the truth when it could destroy everything? The answers are waiting... if you dare to search for them.

"Listen, buddy, your cock was the last thing that got inside me, so unless I’m having some kind of miracle baby, yeah, you’re the father. Congrats." — Raelynn had one goal that night—drown her sorrows in cheap whiskey after getting fired from her job. What she didn’t plan on was two surprises: one, a steamy night with a ridiculously good-looking stranger, and two, a $10,000 check for her the next morning. Jackpot, right? Wrong. Nothing could’ve prepared her for the biggest surprise of all—she’s pregnant. And the father? None other than Elion Vaelorian, the country’s richest and most powerful businessman, with a face that could melt ice... and a personality just as cold. What Raelynn doesn’t know is that Elion isn’t just any man. And the baby she’s carrying? Let’s just say it’s far from ordinary, and its existence could shake the foundations of the world she knows.

[Same novel]: "A goblin with a name!" Just different accounts! & Different writers pen/name. Everything improved! [Here's the schedule from now on]; Monday's, Wednesday's & Friday's. (Novel synopsis); "In a world where naming a monster makes them evolve a kind hearted woman gets kidnapped by goblins while she tried to protect two innocent kids. She's then forced to bare a goblin child that she first hates but later comes to love. Now read a emotionally deep novel about a goblin girl who later gains an elf like appearance and powerful skills & her great heartaches and betrayels she'll go through in her life, from beginning to the very end!"

The future was doomed, the present was gloom, the past was regretful. At this point, the only reason I was still alive was because my heart and brain functioned and then one night after a great fap, I woke up to a totally different reality. [System installation complete] [Welcome host to the Perverted Sugar Daddy System] A system that would help me fulfil my perverted desires as a sugar daddy. I hadn't planned for this, but I sure as hell was ready to milk it to the fullest. [You’ve been taken back in time] "Ahh, a strong and vibrant body to work with". A better name for the system should be the 'Perverted Emperor Tyrant Daddy System'. The name might be a stretch, but what I'm trying to say is that this world is so screwed. Everyone better hide their wives, sisters, mothers and even grandmas from.... wait "System can we make them younger and less wrinkled" [yes] "Yes, hide even your grandmas cause I'm going to be doing a lot of screwing and bankrupting." TAGS: Mind control, Gangs, manipulation, corruption, oyakodon.

In a world where dreams and values often clash, a young woman on the edge of financial collapse is presented with a life-changing offer from a powerful, mysterious CEO. He wants her to be his wife—at least in the eyes of the world. It’s a convenient arrangement, one that promises wealth, security, and a way out of the mess she never should’ve been in. Caught between sticking to her principles and the temptation of a life she never imagined, she’s faced with a decision that could change everything.

REBORN AS A SKELETON! Scammed and abandoned, Sean Jackson died a miserable death. But death wasn't the end, it was just the beginning. Reborn as a skeleton in a dark forest, Sean finds himself in a world where the undead are revered; nobles in a twisted hierarchy. Now, with nothing to lose and power he never had in life, Sean sees his chance to take everything the world denied him. (A/N: This story explores dark and mature themes including slavery, trauma, and the depths of lust and ambition. Reader discretion is advised.) ps. Discord server: https://discord.gg/fNvBMyEdzg

After five years in prison, an insignificant security guard transforms into an unparalleled expert. On the day Yang Xiao is released from prison, he learns that he actually has an adorable daughter. It turns out that five years ago, on that fateful night, he had an encounter with a stunning female CEO... Amidst the surprise, a dreadful news strikes. His daughter has been secretly harmed and is now suffering from a terminal illness. A massive conspiracy is silently unfolding.

Every five decades, a human princess will be offered as a sacrifice to the bloodsuckers in exchange for protection from the other kingdoms ruled by various creatures of the dark. As the only princess of her generation, Ariana has been chosen as the offering. However, she is more than unwilling, and understandably so. The royal family of the vampires is known to be cruel and sadistic. When she arrives, she plans to escape. Yet, her plans are quickly thwarted by the youngest vampire prince, Dimitri, who claims her as his own personal toy on her first night there. Will Dimitri be able to keep Ariana safe? Will she become his true love, not just his toy?

“I'm pregnant” I declared, as I bowed my head to avoid his piercing gaze on me. “I'm not ready to be a father yet, so take it out” He replied icily, my eyes which were filled with tears, widened. That night was one that brought misery into my life, I was naive and that led me straight into the Devil's Den. “You forgot your place!” He mocked me while I laid on the floor in tears of shame and disgrace. “I don't do peasants” he smirked, I felt my throat go dry as I took hold of the hem of my dress and held it tightly. Was I just called a peasant? ‘Shut it! Aren't you one?’ My subconscious mind mocked in my head, and I sobbed pinching myself because I did forget my place as a ‘maid’. “Rebels don't surrender to emotions” his eyes darkened as he spoke those words to me then he turned to leave. More tears streamed down my eyes as I watched his retreating steps. He took my virginity and I couldn't stop him because I was helpless. I curse the day our paths crossed because ever since, he's brought pain into my life. Who is he? Want to know how our paths crossed? Who am I and how did I lose my virginity to him? Read this book

“What the fuck? What is going on? Have I completely lost it?” As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place. [Installing files. 1% done…] As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...] I move to the living room in a zombie-like manner, too shocked to think clearly and lie down on the couch. “Something is wrong with me; I think I finally lost my sanity…” […12%...13%...14%...] Unable to affect the situation in the least, I stare dejectedly at the percentage increase, while my mind starts exploring the possible explanations. In the end, as the percentage hits 90%, I narrow it down to three possibilities. The first possibility is that I am in fact still unconscious and this is all a product of my mind. I pinch myself and whimper at the pain, as in my nervousness I used almost all my strength. Nope, the first is out. The second possibility is that I have completely lost my mind and am suffering from delusions. Hmm, I cannot exclude this, but while possible, I don’t think that this is it. The only thing out of the ordinary is that fucking line of text. The third possibility … [Installation successful!] The text disappears and a new message appears in my eyes… The third possibility … is that I gained a system. I read the message with my mouth agape at the implications. [Welcome user, to the Perverted Daddy System!] Fuck… TAGS: Mind control, manipulation, corruption, sleep sex, rape, blackmail, oyakodon

The night her fiancé cheated on her, Ran Xueyi didn’t think that her family and friends knew all about it even before her. Devastated, Xueyi decides she wants revenge in the way she could ruin her family’s reputation, and get out of the engagement she didn’t want! And the only way to do that was to get pregnant with another man’s child! But what happens when the father of her child appears before her eyes after 2 years demanding to take her and their child back? Will Xueyi be able to resist his charms when even her son wants to adopt this man as his father?! --- Meet Song Yu Han, an enigmatic man and the richest tycoon in the country! Too bad, the man was as cold as ice.. But just when everyone thought that there would never be a woman who could make him fall in love, he suddenly brought in a beautiful wife and a son. [MATURE CONTENT]

He is a devil; she is an angel. An angel and a devil are never meant to be. But what fate awaits them here? **Oscar Lorenzo Bernadetta** is the most dangerous, wealthy, and handsome man in the country. He shattered millions of hearts when he married a woman. But, to the good fortune of those unknown women, he got divorced. One day, as he was on his way to pick up his son from school, he encountered a wild woman. Not only did she crash her bike into his car, but she also humiliated him, making him buy her a new bike. To top it off, she stole his son's heart—his bottom line! He thought he would never see her again after that incident. But God had different plans; she became a teacher at his son’s school. "I want my piano teacher as my tutor at home," Little Charlie declared. "And why would I do that?" Oscar asked, eyebrows raised. --- "Twenty thousand dollars to be a tutor! Which idiot would offer you that much?" Oscar growled in frustration at the eccentric woman in front of him. "You, idiot," she said with an innocent smile, making his veins pop out. "I’ll offer five thousand dollars. Take it or leave it," Oscar declared, rising from his seat. "You will get twenty thousand dollars," came the little tyrant's voice again. Oscar felt the urge to pull his hair out and spank both the big kid and the small one, but he refrained to maintain his image. "I won’t pay for her," he seethed. "No need. My grandma will pay," the little tyrant said, driving Oscar closer to madness for the umpteenth time. --- As expected, she caused chaos in his home and stole his heart in the process. Just when his heart was fully hers, his ex-wife reentered his life, threatening to tear everything apart. But little did they know, his ex-wife didn't come to reconcile; she came to destroy him and her biological son while revealing his darkest secrets. Why did she do that? Will her presence change everything? Will his secrets scare her away? What drove his ex-wife to turn against him and their own blood? **Read the story to find out more.**

The Child Born With No Name Under the ominous shadow of a solar eclipse, a nameless child is found drifting in a basket at the edge of a river a child whose mere presence unsettles even the bravest souls. His discovery sets off a chain of events that draws a poor widower, a powerful nobleman and a shrewd shaman into an uneasy alliance, each seeking to control the boy for reasons they dare not fully admit. But this child is no ordinary being. Growing years in mere days, he seems touched by forces far beyond human comprehension. Some call him a divine gift; others, a harbinger of destruction. Yet the truth remains veiled, hidden behind cryptic rituals, prophetic whispers, and the schemes of those who would use him for their gain. As his identity remains shrouded in mystery, so does his power untamed, unmeasured, and terrifyingly limitless. The scholars who study him grow obsessed; the secretive Seekers race to uncover his origins; and the shaman, who once promised salvation, hides a dark agenda that threatens them all. One thing becomes clear: the boy’s destiny hinges on a single act the giving of a name. But what name could define a child who defies everything? In this world of fractured loyalties, forbidden magic, and psychological manipulation, every choice pulls the strings of fate tighter. And as the eclipse looms again on the horizon, one question burns in every heart: Is this child humanity’s savior or its undoing?

Norah was just a teenager when life threw her a curveball, at sixteen, she found herself pregnant and alone. Her partner, Jacob, chose to turn his back on the responsibility of fatherhood, consumed by his ambition to chase dreams and the fleeting warmth of other women's embraces. As the weight of her situation descended upon her, Norah felt the world crumble around her. In a society quick to judge, she became an outcast, shunned for carrying an illegitimate child. When her own family cast her out, desperation led her to plead with Jacob once more. But the heart-wrenching sight of another woman wrapped in his arms shattered her hope, a stark reminder that she was utterly alone. Young, wounded, and weary, Norah made the brave decision to raise her baby on her own. Embracing the unforgiving streets as her new home, she battled through despair while trying to keep her dreams alive. Each day was a struggle against the relentless tide of misery that threatened to engulf her. But just when it seemed there was no way out, fate intervened. A compassionate stranger appeared like a beacon of hope, offering Norah a lifeline with a job at his modest home. With little left to lose, she accepted without hesitation and fled the city that had held her captive in sorrow. Against all odds, Norah soared through life’s challenges. Years passed, and she transformed from a vulnerable young mother into Norah Draven a formidable CEO of a leading cosmetics company in a foreign land. At just 27 years old, she was fiercely dedicated to raising her daughter, Eloá, pouring every ounce of love and determination into their lives as they navigated each day together. But just as Norah began to find solace in her newfound success and stability, fate had more in store for her. Sparks ignited when she crossed paths with someone who understood her struggles and dreams. Their bond blossomed amidst life’s ups and downs, weaving two hearts together against all odds. With each twist of destiny, Norah learned that love could emerge from the ashes of pain, paving the way for a future filled with hope and endless possibilities.

Landon sleeps with her boyfriend's dad. She learns the true meaning of desire when she's forced to choose between the two men. The loyal son or the tempting father?

a girl who was living in her simple life and someone gave her a book. she was curios so she read. so in the next day she was reincarnated to a villian in a fantasy world. What will happen next?

Originally a naive young woman with great aspirations, Evelyn Harlow rebuilt herself into someone unrecognizable—a woman resolved never to trust once a betrayal destroyed her world. Her life veers off course when she is obliged to work under the formidable and brooding billionaire Damon Hawke. Years of both personal and professional betrayal have hardened Damon, who is merciless in business and cynical in love. Still, Evelyn has a fire that pulls him in against will. Evelyn's secrets go beyond what anyone could possibly dream. She is the lady who once loved the man she feared would ruin her—not only his assistant but also her lover—before he destroyed her heart. Now, the lines separating love from vengeance blur as she has the opportunity for retribution on the guy who destroyed her family. Until he sees her once more, Damon never knew how much he had lost; yet, as he works to recover her heart, he must face the ghosts of his past—dark enemies and an irresistible attraction that might cost everything. Will Evelyn's need for retribution destroy them both, or will the shattered man she once loved find a means to make her see that their love was never really lost?

Synopsis: Banished from his prestigious family, Ace Lionheart awakens to a seemingly useless class. Armed with hidden potential and a thirst for redemption, he dives into a world of dungeons, bloodlines, and betrayal. With the odds stacked against him, Ace must rise above the ridicule and prove that even the most unlikely path can lead to greatness. Warning! My first webnovel just for fun lets see where it goes! Good feedback welcomed

“Listen for the buzz of the Golden Honeybee’s wings, Where it will guide you to a lonely mountain creek, Follow the path abandoned by the hearts of kings, And be sure not to make a single peep. Then, the White Tiger’s snores you’ll hear, Below the bright azure skies of crystal clear, Walk into the fiery sea of blazing chrysanthemums, Whilst being careful of the spirit foxes’ bums, And there, you will find me, Sleeping below the great willow tree.”

If her past had to pass bitterly because she deliberately chose that path to make himself equal to her lover, now she has achieved what she wanted to target in her life. It's just that whether a girl named Jennifer Dean will dare to step back to make a new love story with her ex-lover or will she continue to be shackled by blaming herself and run away, not daring to face what she did before explaining what happened? Will Jenni change her mind with her previous intention to return to Daniel if one day she thinks she is equal to her lover in the past? Or does he prefer to live comfortably with his beloved baby that Daniel doesn't know? Sequel Of: Mr. CEO, Paint My Love in Your Heart

Meet Amelia, a hardworking and independent young woman struggling to make ends meet. Her life takes an unexpected turn when she meets Ryan, a wealthy and handsome entrepreneur with a sharp tongue and a cold demeanor. As Ryan’s walls begin to crumble, Amelia finds herself falling for his vulnerable side. But with Ryan’s demanding lifestyle, family expectations, and his own emotional baggage, can their relationship overcome the challenges ahead? Themes: 1. Opposites attract 2. Emotional vulnerability and trust 3. Social class differences Character Profiles: AMELIA: - Age: 25 - Occupation: Part-time worker - Personality: Determined, independent, caring. RYAN: - Age: 28 - Occupation: Entrepreneur - Personality: Confident, arrogant, and vulnerable.

In an attempt to surprise her mate, she didn't know she would be walking in on him cheating on her with her best friend! Heart broken and filled with despair, she rejected him and decided one night of bad decision was the revenge move she needed! However Fiona had no idea that the one night of bad decision would result in waking up next to her ex mate father!

In NWPSU, there are two famous campus figures: Romeo Cadence, the terrifying school bully, and Romeo Caspian, the genius school president. They say that the more you hate, the more you love, so because of their constant fighting, their relationship blossomed.

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Nora is a young slave girl who has spent her entire life serving the wealthy Clinton family. From a tender age, she has learned to be invisible—a "nobody" in the eyes of the world, existing only to serve and obey. Yet, as she grows older, Nora begins to question the life of servitude she’s been born into. She dreams of a life where she is her own master, free from the cruel control of her owners. But freedom seems like an impossible dream. The Clintons rule their household with an iron fist, especially Mrs. Clinton, who harbors dark secrets behind the walls of her grand home. The strange behavior of other slaves, especially Mary, raises Nora's suspicions about what truly happens in the dead of night. Meanwhile, Mr. Clinton’s unsettling interest in Nora adds to her sense of fear and foreboding. As Nora navigates the dangerous landscape of being a slave, she makes mistakes, forms relationships, and begins to understand the complexities of power, trust, and survival. The path to freedom is treacherous, but Nora is determined to rise above her circumstances and become someone—not just another forgotten soul in a world that treats her like nothing. "Nobody" is the story of Nora’s journey from powerlessness to independence. As she grows in strength and confidence, she learns that freedom comes with a price.