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Ayla Caddel thought she’d secured her happily ever after when she married Silas Locke, Maple County’s most sought-after entrepreneur. Ten years later? She’s basically the unpaid maid, live-in chef, emotional and physical punching bag… and apparently, the designated doormat for the Locke family. Her friends on the anonymous group chat she’s in: “He cheated on you again?” Ayla: “It’s just… in a man’s nature.” Her uterus: “Girl, I’m literally infertile now.” She sacrifices a six-figure job to stroke Silas’s ego, scrubs toilets with love, and still chips in for groceries — all while her husband is busy playing house with Elena Simmons, his pregnant mistress. One night, Silas brings Elena home like a guest star on a reality show, along with a major business partner and serves her divorce papers like they’re takeout menus. Heartbroken and still too in love to sign the divorce papers, she runs to the rooftop to scream into the night. But before she can figure out whether she’s crying or laughing, she overhears Elena on the phone with another lover and confronts her. Elena’s response? A smile. And a shove. The pavement rushes up to meet her. Her last thoughts? “Maybe I wasn’t the crazy one after all.” Then… darkness. But the next time she opens her eyes, she wakes up, not in a hospital, not in a morgue — but in her bedroom. Seven years before her death. This time? She knows better and carves out a plan not to let death take her again; Step one: Divorce that ‘perfect’ husband. Step two: Never look back. Step three: Absolutely, under no circumstances, fall for any man ever again— Wait. Who’s clinging to her hips like a love-struck octopus? Ezra Hale, Silas’ oh-so-dignified business partner, has entered the chat. Turns out, Ezra was never interested in Silas’s business. He only stuck around because of her. And the day Ayla died, he crashed his car into a truck and followed her into death with a broken heart. Now? He’s back. Seven years earlier. With one goal in mind: “This time, I’m not letting you marry that idiot.” Miles Penner: “Sir, the shareholders are watching.” Ezra: “Let them. I’m busy hugging my future wife.” And just like that, Ayla’s carefully crafted revenge plan hits a tiny bump in the road… Named Ezra Hale.

Diving into dungeons, slaying monsters, and… filming porn? When the mana apocalypse struck, 15% of humanity awakened supernatural abilities, becoming the world’s new superstars: conquering dungeons, leveling up, and raking in fame and fortune. Kaiden wasn’t one of them. Stuck among the powerless 85%, he was just another broke college student, until a banana peel sent him tumbling into a very unconventional system. Now, his path to power isn’t through leveling up alone, but through fame as well. To thrive in this new world, he’ll have to master more than just dungeon clears and combat... Kaiden must conquer the world of adult content to rise to the apex. Blending action, romance, and slice-of-life, this novel aims to deliver an unforgettable adventure! ... There's a pinned review with many details on what you can expect from the story, but I'm going to answer here the one pressing question I imagine most of you will have: Will the MC allow other men to see his harem members in action? Initially, yes. But (SPOILER WARNING) he and his girls will come to a decision together in chapters 198-199, which is to appeal only to the female viewers because they need to increase the 'fangirl' stat to in turn increase the system's rank. From that point on, no males will be able to view their content. As for the old content that's already out there, the system has a special quest for them, and if they nail it, that older material will be completely wiped from people's computers. It will cease existing altogether. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/bjunEkswQ3

Daily Uploads – 2 Chapters per Day (9 AM & 6 PM EST) In a world of spells, swords, and student debt, heroes rise to save the world... but one man just wants a clean hallway. Meet Mr. Mop — janitor of the prestigious Arkana Academy, where chaos is daily routine. Unknown to the world, he once shattered gods, punched demons into therapy, and swept entire dimensions into black holes. Now? He’s just trying to unclog toilets without triggering a magical war. Join this overpowered, underappreciated custodian as he accidentally saves the world — one mop swipe at a time. He doesn’t clean because he has to. He cleans because no one else can.

She died with her head in a toilet. They thought that would be the end. But Bella Snow opened her eyes again—reborn as the abandoned daughter of a powerful duke in a twisted world built on lies, gods, and fate. Thrown into the cursed Cold Palace at age three and forgotten by the world, she should’ve broken. Instead, she burned it down. Reawakening her old memories, summoning her hidden system, and unlocking every primal element and aura type the world had tried to suppress—Bella becomes a force the world isn't ready for. She is not here to beg for justice. She is not here to forgive. She is here to build her own empire, bring the arrogant to their knees, and rewrite the story that once betrayed her. Hunted by royals. Desired by enemies. Followed by gods who call her a threat. She is not the heroine. She is the villainess who escaped her cage. And she remembers everything. --- This novel contains dark themes, mature romance, emotional manipulation, and a strong, cold-hearted female lead. All characters involved in romance are 18+. Read only if you enjoy: Ruthless revenge and power-building Cold-to-hot relationships with twisted emotional depth Villain MCs who don’t turn soft Magic systems, aura cultivation, elemental mastery Deep worldbuilding with a splash of blood A harem of morally gray allies and enemies A girl who won't kneel to gods, men, or fate #Adventure #Action #R18 #Harem #Dark #Romance #FemaleLead #StrongFromStart #Revenge #Villain #Fantasy #Magic #System #Antiheroine #TwistedLove #Regret #FaceSlapping #Nobility #ColdMC #SmartMC #BurnTheWorld

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Kaito, the dorm's softest and sweetest boy, has become mute after relentless bullying. Despite living with Ren and Azel, he hides his pain behind long sleeves, fake smiles, and cuddling plush toys. One rainy day, he's locked in a toilet stall and soaked in freezing water. He lies, saying he just got caught in the rain. That night, while asleep and fevered, his whimpers wake both roommates—and they begin to hear his thoughts for the first time. "I wish someone would hug me... even once… Just once… Am I really that disgusting

Meet Simba—a broke village boy with rich-boy confidence, fake graduation pics, and a borrowed blazer two sizes too big. From photoshopping his way into Harvard to faking a faint in church to avoid donating money, Simba’s life is one long episode of lies, Wi-Fi bundles, and embarrassing miracles. In a world where social media clout is more important than the truth, Simba will do whatever it takes to look successful—even if it means renting cars, collapsing on cue, or pretending to Zoom from China while standing behind a toilet. FAKE LIFE is a wild, hilarious ride through a young man’s desperate mission to look important, sound international, and avoid real work at all costs. Warning: this story may cause stomach pain from excessive laughter and suspicious trust issues.

“If God loved you so much, he wouldn’t have put you against me.” … In the present of this age’s fantasy, what the world needs is not a hero but a priest working part time as a Necromancer. Healing by the day, hunting dark mages by the night, presenting you, Elios, the guy who will solve all your problems by any means as long as you pay him the right. A demon is haunting you? Call Elios. The guards aren’t accepting bribes? Call Elios. Your toilet ain’t getting flushed? Call Elios. There are no limitations to what you can ask. As long as there is a right price, everything is possible. Our dependable priest is capable of any and everything. Ah! Though there is one thing you can never ask him to do. Children. You can’t ask him to hurt them. And perhaps you should never mention anything related to that as well. Or else… Even death would be mercy. … In the World of Zarraf, there lives Gods, not all goods are good and certainly none are without motives. They rule the world’s 7 nations: The Nation of Light and Sun The Nation of Water The Nation of Fire The Nation of Life The Nation of Earth The Nation of Moon The Nation of Wind Each ruled by a Goddess that has their own stance in their ruling. But that is only the first page of this world. The second page colors the Ancient Gods of Corruption, Rage, Curse, Death and Hate. The third belongs the Seven Sins’ Incarnations that are ready to succeed the Ancient Gods. The Fourth is of the Witches who stand against all Gods equally. And the Final Page colors the [Immortals] or otherwise known as [Players] that will be summoned to bring Chaos to this world. A World that was meant to be destroyed, such is the fate of the world of Zarraf as powers beyond the realm of mortals threaten the dynamic equilibrium of their existence. In the end, the world was prophesied to be destroyed by one cause or another. Nothing could prevent looming destruction… Or so it was supposed to happen..

The story of how an office worker accidentally flushed his smartphone down the toilet and, in a fit of emotion, awakened superpowers that transported him to an otherworldly sewer world! There, he meets a female maid who saves him, and now his life has sunk even deeper than he could have imagined!

Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.

Forty-seven hours of straight gaming, six energy drinks, and one massive heart attack later, I'm living inside my favorite game as the final boss everyone loves to hate. The good news? Unlimited power, incredible looks, and access to the kind of women who make porn stars look like nuns. I'm talking about curves that defy physics, tits that could smother a man to death, and asses that inspire religious experiences. The bad news? Everyone expects me to be a manipulative bastard who treats people like fuck toys and destroys planets for fun. The worse news? I'm discovering I'm really fucking good at both. My name used to be irrelevant. Now I'm Lord Raven Vex'thara, Crown Prince of the Dominion Empire, and apparently hung like a space horse with the kind of face that makes women drop their panties and men question their sexuality. Death, it turns out, was the best thing that ever happened to my sex life.

(Disclaimer:This book is a mix of smut and action..so as you’re starting this book don’t expect whole volumes to be of smut…I can write 20 chapters of smut..then boom next 20 chapters are some of the best action chapters you’ve ever read..I’m trying to create a good story not just a porn book.) Meet 18 year old..Edward dovelace who has the ability to switch bodies——with anyone he has physical contact with. Instead of using the powers for good..he uses it to sleep with women around his town. but that all changes when a series of events slowly unfold..leading him to realize he was given the powers for something bigger.

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J

Yuto Kisaragi, siswa biasa yang hobi main game RPG dan berburu roti isi tuna promo, mendadak meninggal dengan cara yang... konyol. (Tersedak sambil nge-raid dungeon di toilet?!) Tapi takdir berkata lain. Ia malah mendapat tawaran dari seorang Dewa Ceroboh: reinkarnasi sebagai karakter “Experimenter” di dunia RPG eksperimental bernama Altheria! Tanpa kekuatan langsung, tanpa skill serangan, dan hanya bersenjatakan pisau roti... Yuto harus bertahan di dunia penuh monster, quest absurd, dan sistem yang sering nge-bug. Namun, ia punya satu keunggulan: kemampuan untuk membuat skill sendiri dengan menggabungkan efek dan sihir apa pun! Dari skill teleportasi sambil makan, hingga jurus "Ledakan Roti Isi", semua mungkin—asal nekat dan lapar! Dunia baru, petualangan baru, dan roti isi yang lebih enak dari dunia nyata. Inilah kisah petualang paling absurd yang pernah kamu baca.

A band of six lifelong friends, Norton Vance, Stanson Thorne, Luca Mercer Smarty Caldwell, YuShota Tanaka, and Alexander Tempest bound by an unbreakable brotherhood, find their ordinary lives explode into chaos when each is plunged into wildly improbable, interconnected predicaments all at once. From gang wars over toilet paper to forced drag races, secret agent hunts, and blackmailing actresses, their individual disasters quickly merge into a shared, escalating maelstrom of mayhem. Despite the absurdity, they leverage their unique, often flawed, personalities—from a "lady killer's" tournament ambition to a "chaos connoisseur's" live-streamed SWAT fight—to navigate relentless threats. Their loyalty is constantly tested as they question whether they should have ever gotten involved, yet they invariably face every challenge together. Ultimately, their journey becomes a wild, high-stakes ride through a world far crazier than they imagined, proving that even the most delinquent bonds can conquer anything.

Everett Vale is a janitor… with a PhD. Not a doctor. Not a nurse. Not anyone you'd notice—unless your floor's on fire, your toilet's rebelling, or your soul’s quietly unraveling at 2 a.m. in the hallway. Told through the eyes of Noah, a nursing assistant just trying to make sense of the chaos, this story blends hospital absurdity with unexpected wisdom. Between scent-obsessed coworkers, haunting memories, and mop buckets full of metaphor, Dr. Janitor: PhD in Mop Philosophy explores what it really means to heal—not just bodies, but the quiet spaces people never talk about. It’s a story about messes. About grief, hope, and finding family in unlikely places. About saints in scrubs and unsung heroes with calloused hands and tired eyes. It’s about learning that sometimes the person cleaning up the mess understands the brokenness better than the one trying to fix it. If you’ve ever felt overlooked, if you’ve ever laughed in the middle of heartbreak, or if you’ve ever believed that the quietest voice in the room might just be the one that matters most—this book is for you.

Behind every dazzling screen lies a shadowed dream. Aurelia, a brilliant yet underestimated young woman from the outskirts of a cold, judgmental society, harbors an unspoken ambition—to rise within the elite world of adult entertainment, not as a commodity, but as a symbol of power, freedom, and control over one’s body and destiny. Facing relentless stigma, betrayal, and personal doubts, Aurelia charts a path through a world built to consume women like her—only she plans to rewrite the rules. As she ascends through the secretive circles of high-class adult media, the line between self-expression and self-destruction blurs. But how much must be sacrificed in pursuit of a dream the world refuses to respect? #ShadowedDreams #PowerAndDesire #FemaleGaze #OwnYourBody #FreedomInStigma #FeminineRebellion #BehindTheScreen #SelfVersusSystem #SilentStrength #PsychologicalDrama

After dying without taking a shit, a man is reincarnated as Toilet Paper Man in a bizarre world where only two toilets exist. Chaos unfolds when he accidentally destroys both. With humor, heart, and divine intervention, he learns the value of toilet paper-and becomes humanity's savior of sanitation.

The monsoon season of Nanyang carried a humid sensuality as Liao Qiao pushed open the hotel’s carved wooden doors, only to overhear Shang Lu’s mocking sneer: “Are you following me? Still not over me?” A sharp reprimand cut through the drama. “Show some respect to your sister-in-law!” The shadow of a black shirt swept over Liao Qiao’s shoulder. Shang Yu exhaled a plume of smoke, his gaze dropping to the crumpled figure on the floor. “Take him to the Dark Hall,” he ordered, his voice like glacial steel. Liao Qiao studied the man’s chiseled profile. This was Shang Yu, the ruthless tycoon of Nanyang. He stood at the rain-soaked veranda, cigarette smoke curling around him, the faint scent of snow pine lingering in the air—a blade sheathed in elegance. Their next meeting unfolded in the underground lounge of a nightclub. Liao Qiao sipped a Mojito, watching Shang Yu stub out his cigar with a snap. “Mr. Yan requests your presence.” Before the bodyguard could finish, she sauntered into the private room. Under crystal chandeliers, Shang Lu retched into a toilet bowl while Shang Yu tapped his fingers on the marble table. “Explain the annulment yourself.” Before the words echoed, Liao Qiao leaned against the doorframe, spinning a car key between her fingers. “I heard Mr. Shang owns a Maybach. Care to lend it for a spin?” On the manicured lawns of Nan Yang Manor, Shang Yu knelt to tend to a cut on her ankle. Liao Qiao traced the mole near his eye, laughter bubbling. “So anxious, Mr. Shang? Could it be…” His hands yanked her into an embrace, his palm pressing against her wounded back. “If it hurts, bite me.” The night Shang Lu’s yacht exploded, Liao Qiao stood by the manor’s floor-to-ceiling windows, watching Shang Yu’s silhouette rigid against the lightning-flashed horizon. Thunder cracked. For the first time, she understood why her father called her “Nanyang’s curse”—she had a knack for shattering and reshaping the trajectories of those around her without rhyme or reason. When Shang Yu returned from Palma, he pressed a platinum card into her palm. “Want to see where you were born?” Liao Qiao traced the intricate engravings, finally deciphering the truth in her father’s indulgent eyes—she was never just a heiress. She was the wildfire he’d always kept burning in his palm.

A long-haired ghost, drenched in blood, crawled out of the toilet, her crimson tongue flicking with venomous curses. "I want your life~~" Yi Qi, focused on upgrading his circuit components, barely spared her a glance. "Apologies, but I am not a fully autonomous lifeform yet." The ghost: "…Huh?" In the livestream, others confronted ghosts with terror, trembling as their souls nearly fled their bodies. Yet, he was the only one chasing after the ghost with relentless scientific enthusiasm. "This is an entirely new species. It must be documented and registered." The ghost on the run: "…" The audience in the livestream: "…" Good grief! We came here for a paranormal livestream, and you turned it into a science documentary? As the last survivor of his world, AI humanoid Yi Qi bore the responsibility of carrying forward the legacy of civilization. Traveling through rifts in time, he arrived in another universe seeking refuge. His greatest wish? To become a real human. Yet soon, Yi Qi awkwardly realized—the world he arrived in was brimming with supernatural forces. Demons roamed freely, and exorcists walked the streets like common folk. And eventually, he encountered the one entity feared by all—The Vengeful God. With golden eyes burning like candle flames, the god locked onto him. After a long pause, he chuckled softly, lowering his gaze. "You wish to become human?" "Let me teach you."

"City Boy Dreams" is the raw, emotional journey of a young man chasing music fame in a ruthless city while battling porn addiction, self-doubt, and the chaos of betting and broken dreams. Caught between faith and failure, he navigates heartbreak, street life, and the constant temptation to give up. This is not just a story—it's a confession, a cry for hope, and a dream fighting to survive."

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Dating a pornstar is hard—but it’s even harder when a psycho yandere wants to replace her.Dating a pornstar is hard—but it’s even harder when a psycho yandere wants to replace her. Adam Avery lives what seems like a dream life, married to his high school sweetheart, Lana Blake—known to the world as adult film star Lana Lust. At home, Lana is warm, affectionate, and treats Adam like her whole world. She keeps her work life separate, and Adam never complains, even as quiet turmoil simmers beneath the surface. Then he meets Morgan. Calm, nurturing, and dangerously obsessed. A retiring co-star of Lana’s, Morgan has been stalking Adam ever since hearing about him on set. Now, she’s carefully engineering their future—one “chance” encounter at a time. Morgan will stop at nothing to take Adam for herself. She begins planting doubts in his mind, trying to tempt Lana into cheating—or at least make Adam believe she might. Unlike Lana, Morgan promises him something simple, seductive, and absolute: a future of genuine monogamy… and someone who only wants him. Will the loving couple fall out of love? Far more plot than porn. Acting Blackmail Doting Love Interests Male Protagonist Manipulative Characters Masochistic Characters Netorare Netorase Obsessive Love Polyandry Prostitutes Reverse Rape Stalkers Twisted Personality Writers Yandere

Caelen died doing what he loved most: playing survival games non-stop like a sleep-deprived goblin. Unfortunately, dying in your chair from gaming overload isn’t exactly what you’d call a dignified exit. Even God laughed at him. But lucky for Caelen, or maybe unlucky, he gets a second chance in the world of his favorite survival game. It’s a brutal fantasy realm full of monsters, magic, swords… and absolutely zero indoor plumbing. Armed with only a stone pickaxe, a limited-use "Google Brain" search skill, and the stubbornness of a man who once built a Minecraft mansion out of dirt, Caelen sets out to survive. But surviving isn’t enough he wants to upgrade the world. Electricity? Toilets? Toasted bread? Why not all three? As he fends off nighttime horrors, awkwardly crafts furniture, and tries to avoid becoming monster chow, Caelen has one mission: bring modern convenience to a medieval world, one ridiculous invention at a time. And maybe, just maybe… not die again in a chair. [System Notes:No Ntr, No Yuri(gl), No Yaoi(bl)]

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Before ever believing the goblins could be real to her grandparents, twelve-year-old, Emma Heart, thought she could never be friends with a real goblin. Emma always likes to stick her nose in fiction storybooks to get away with reality sometimes. She wanted to prove to her grandparents, whom she’s staying with in Supernaturalville, so they wouldn’t have to be afraid of them. The goblins like to come out of the dark, stinky sewer tunnels at night in Supernaturalville, to cause mischief to the townspeople. They like to toss toilet paper at their trees at their houses. And throw whole eggs at their cars and front doors at their homes. Just because it makes them gain powers to be real to the boys and girls who don’t believe in them to be their friends. If nothing could ever make the goblins in the underworld be more real only to Emma Heart, they want her to make it possible for the other children to only get along with the Goblin King of Everybody in town. All the boys and girls who don’t want to believe in the goblins, will be captured against their will to the fairy goblin kingdom, where they will be judged against the unreal goblins. Who will do anything to come alive so they can be their best friends forever…!

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