Spongebob Boner

[Warning: Mature content, R-18, Sexually explicit content.] LISTEN UP, YOU THIRSTY DEGENERATES! YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS SH*T? Forget all that watered-down, fairy-tale bullsht you’ve been spoon-fed. You still here? Well, guess what—you’re about to step into a world where the only rule is to fck sht up and survive. You got demons crawling out of hell and humans so degenerates, they’d trade their own mother for a shot at power. This ain’t no noble quest, it’s a f*cking bloodbath—and you better be ready to get drenched in it. Here’s what you’re about to dive into: • Demons so fine seductive they’ll make you forget what’s right or wrong—who cares when evil looks this damn sexy? • Humans? Hah! They’re more fcked up than the demons! You think they’re the good guys? Guess again, dipsh*t. They’re here to carve out their own slice of hell, and they don’t care whose throat they gotta slit to do it. • Battles so savage, you’ll be choking on blood—if you’re lucky. If you ain’t? You’ll be crawling through the mud, beggin’ for someone to finish you off. Spoiler: They won’t. • Lust? This ain’t romance, you dumb fck. This is raw, filthy, boner-breaking need. Warriors in the heat of battle, ready to fck or kill, sometimes both. And trust me, they don’t care if you watch. "Holy sh*t, I don’t know who’s worse—the demons or the humans!" — Some pervert who thought he was ready for this trash fire. THINK THAT’S IT? HELL NO, YOU DIRTY BASTARD! • Twists so fcking brutal they’ll rip your soul out and use it for target practice. • Choices so fcked up you’ll wish you never had to make ‘em—but guess what? Nobody cares what you wish for, bitch. • A world so black, so hopeless, even the demons are lookin’ for an exit—and there ain’t one, motherf*cker. FINAL WARNING: This ain’t a story for the weak, the clean, or the sane. We got gut-wrenching violence, straight-up vulgar dirty f*cking, and choices that’ll make you puke. If you ain’t down to get your soul violated, turn around and get the f*ck out. This is the point of no return. #DemonsWantBloodAndAss #WuxiaWithZeroF*cks #MoralityIsForTheDead #ThisIsYourNewHell Disclaimer: This story will ruin you. Side effects include sleepless nights, uncontrolled boners, and the overwhelming urge to f*ck, fight, and die all at once. Proceed if you got the balls for it—or not. Cover Art AI Generated.

COMPLETED. After his wife passed away, William became a very hardworking man. Not attracted to women. One day, he was trapped in a room with a woman named Ava. Unintentionally, he experienced something he had never experienced since his wife was gone. He got the boner. William tried to keep Ava out of his life. However, what happened if William's son insisted that she had to be his nanny? William found himself increasingly compelled to interact with Ava, forcing him to confront the uncanny resemblance she bore to Paula. "Who are you, little girl?" Read my other book: Billionaires with Benefits.

Note: I'm just sharing this novel to everyone..all credits goes to Noodletowntranslation and DustWind. Peace!! There’s SIS in great Britain, CIA in the US. In Huaxia, there’s Dragon Division, known as the mysterious power of the East. When a soldier that originally failed to be selected to join, appeared on the Dragon Division’s list again, no one noticed, that this inconspicuous and humble looking guy was actually the Dragon King of the division, the one that’s most difficult to deal with. He was a man, whose appearance gave every one existential crisis, including a fly that was consecutively caught by him with a pair of chopsticks. Of course, this story is hilarious as well. [Shen Yao laughed. “You think I would help you? For what reason?” Xu Cheng sighed. “Shen Yao, to be honest, you are really pretty.” “Humph.” Shen Yao snorted coldly, “Can you elaborate on that for me?” “I don’t know how to get into details, but I can only say that when I accidentally tore your skirt today, I got a boner.” ]

aku telah mengenalnya sejak memasuki sekolah dasar. kami bersahabat layaknya spongebob dan patrick. hingga saat memasuki masa masa putih abu abu, kita dipisahkan oleh meja belajar wkwk dikarenakan satu meja hanya untuk satu murid saja, ya terdengar lebay tapi nyatanya memang sedari awal kita tak pernah berjauhan sekalipun. inilah kisah kami yang super lebay, gila dan menyenangkan. selamat membaca

"kamu tau kan kalau aku suka sama kamu? " "iya, aku tau kok. emang kenapa? " gadis itu tersenyum dengan senyum khasnya yang menggemaskan. "enggak ada sih. cuman ngingetin saja. siapa tau kamu lupa." itulah hal yang paling sering aku katakan meski aku tau gadis manis itu akan menjawab apa. meski aku tau aku akan kembali terluka. aku selalu bersemangat mengingatkannya jika aku menyukainya, aku menyayanginya, atau katakan saja aku jatuh cinta kepadanya. Bintang Ayatha. itulah nama gadis manis bermata senja dengan senyum khasnya yang menggemaskan. dia suka coklat. katanya coklat itu bisa membuatnya bahagia. dia suka duren, katanya duren juga bisa membuatnya bahagia. dia suka pantai, katanya pantai itu menenangkan dan mebebaskan. dia juga suka film-film korea, film india, film thailand, film almarhumah Suzana, doraemon, spongebob, dia bahkan suka film yang belum dibuat film. Ayatha suka semuanya. kecuali satu hal. AKU. dan aku? aku bisa bilang apa selain aku suka Ayatha. haii.. kenalin. namaku Arka Langit, dan ini adalah kisahku yang jatuh cinta kepada sahabatku sendiri. ayolahh... bukankah cinta memang sering datang tanba aba-aba? bukankah cinta memang tak pernah bepikir panjang kepada siapa ia melesatkan panah-panah asmaranya? kita bisa jatuh cinta kepada siapa saja. kepada sahabat, kepada teman, sepupu atau bahkan kita bisa jatuh cinta kepada seseorang yang tidak kita kenal, dan untuk jatuh cinta? kita tidak harus selalu memiliki alasan. we never know. so. mulai lah buka bab sebelah dan aku akan menjamu mu dengan cerita yang bisa membuatmu bertanya-tanya kenapa ada seseorang yang jatuh cinta dengan begitu dalam.

Okay, before you drop a review before reading this novel, let me just tell you this novel won't be about reading others playing games via a novel nor is it a fan-fic, but rather it's about someone who was known for being a god in PUBG carrying his playstyle and survival instincts into the real world when the apocalypse took place. This book is inspired by Code Geass, Gundam Seed, Gundam 00, and PUBG. Okay, now for the real synopsis, after battle royale games went mainstream and PUBG & Fortnite took it to staggering heights in popularity, streamers of this game were also brought in to share the spotlight. Amongst all PUBG streamers, the group Big D Brings Spring stood at the top, with the squad consisting of Phantom Pen15, Ricedoctor, Dildo Swaggins, and Givemethatchicken. So yeah, these guys were streaming PUBG, making good money, and suddenly sh*t hits the fan and the apocalypse happened. Is Big D gonna bring spring this time? Or is it gonna go limp and flap in the wind? Already familiar with survival, scavenging and battle royale style gameplay, can these ding dongs use what they learned in video games to survive in this new world, not be retarded, farm up, and rise up against the forces behind the apocalypse? Author Note: Yeah it’s a fiction, first time writing, but have been translating for 2 years now on both good and trash novels (one of the best and one of the worst on Webnovel), which taught me what to do and what not to do. Now the first question is, based on the username in the squad Big D Brings Spring, which ethnicity is each from? First 10 people that guesses right gets free boner- I mean bonus chapters and early access for a month. Post your answers in the form of 5-star reviews, and the winner will be announced when the novel reaches 2M views. Cover designed by DylanWE from DeviantArt.

sponge bob has had enough of being called a kid

THE BEAST PEOPLE IS THE ONLY ONE I CAN TRUST WITH THE MAP TO MY ****** THE ONE PIECE AS MANY KNOW IT AS ,I WANT YOU TO KEEP IT SAFE FOR ME. KING NEPTUNE!!!,KING NEPTUNE!!!!. A MID-WIFE RAN IN ,HOW DARE YOU DISTURB ME IN MY ROOM I HAVE SINNED BUT THE QUEEN IS IN LABOR. MY WIFE IS ALREADY IN LABOR,. WHEN THE KING TURNED THE PERSON HE HAS BEEN TALKING TO HAVE DISAPPEARED ONLY A BOTTLE WITH PAPER IN IT WAS LEFT.

Humans are weak. Yet, harm the people they love, and they become fiercer than any demon.~ Unknown. ____________ "Heavenly Sword! Give it up and surrender! There is no longer any way for you to win this!" Sweat fell down his brow as Hiroyuki stood in a sea of enemies. Extremely fatigued from fighting by himself non-stop. The man wondered how the situation could be turned around. Despite being called Heavenly Sword, it was almost impossible to win against an entire continent alone. Yet even in the face of death, he refused to surrender. Hiro forced himself to stand using his swords for support. He then nonchalantly answered. "Can't, I promised my girls I would come home early today. They will be sad if I am late." Suddenly, three gorgeous women appeared beside him, surprising everyone else. The army grew wary as they phased in like ghosts, despite the man being surrounded by enemies. Beautiful, alluring, and overflowing in both power and sex appeal. The women made thousands of boners stand up in respect. "Darling, we had a date! Look at how bloody you are! Why do you need to worry me like this?" "Shush, can't you see he is injured? My love hold still, I will heal your wounds." "Husband. Pain? Rest. We cooked. Lots of food. Eat later. Now, we'll kill enemies." "But, I can still fight, I will take point... " The wives supported him to take a seat. Each beauty then gave him deep and passionate kisses one after another in a display of lust and desire. Three confident voices assured him afterwards. "Darling, so long as you are with me, I will never lose to anyone. Wait for us, rest for now." "My love, your wellbeing is most important. We made your favorites, let's celebrate at home later. please let us take out the rubbish okay?" "Husband rests. Husband strong. But wife worries. Be obedient. Safe. Reward later." It was obvious to everyone how much they loved their husband. Silenced by the passion of his women, the man quietly waited, defeat wasn't even a possibility. After tending to their beloved, the wives turned to face the army surrounding Hiro. The ravishing women then began to unleash power that made the skies quake and the earth shatter. "I count a hundred thousand. As we are all extremely pissed, how about a game to make it interesting? The winner gets to keep darling for an entire Saturday. Deal?" "...Please make it the entire weekend including nights. They laid hands on the man I love the most. Their lives are mine." "Don't bother. Livid. I will win. Weekend sex. Creampies. My rewards. You girls rest. No longer needed." The commander who saw the three women display tyrannical powers grew frantic. Aside from being an unmatched swordsman, his superior told him that the target had a factor even more important to consider. "Listen carefully! When you hunt the Heavenly Sword remember one thing. Do everything possible to separate him from his battle harem. Fight him alone. ALONE! UNDERSTAND?! "If his women are with him, retreat immediately! Do not engage them period!" "But..." *SLAP* "NO BUTS! HIS WOMEN SHOW UP, YOU HAUL ASS! DO I MAKE MYSELF ABSOLUTELY CLEAR?!" Finally understanding the words of his superior. The commander was about to order a retreat. However, something instantaneously blew his head apart. The sounds similar to a watermelon violently exploding forced the entire army to halt. As blood, flesh and brain matter rained around the area of the former leader, a cold voice spoke amid the silence. "One." "Oh, come on! We haven't even started yet!" "Cheating bad. Saint image weeping." "Two." "....." Thus began a one-sided massacre involving 100,000 men against three very vengeful women. This was only one of such stories surrounding the strongest force to ever walk the lands of the Valorious continent. The Battle Harem of the Heavenly Sword *Cover Commissioned from suryabaswara516*

Malika gets over a heartbreak and tries to reach self fulfillment

This isn't a webnovel. This is a place for me to vent. Read if you want or not. I just want to relay what it feels like to grow up and look back to realize the things I've lost

Felix who discovers he is the prophesied "Ocean Lord," a demigod son of the sea god Neptune, destined to defend the underwater city of Atlantis. After nearly drowning at sea, Felix is rescued by his friend Sam, who reveals Felix's true heritage. Sam trains Felix to use his newfound powers over water. Meanwhile, the evil demon Gaap plots to destroy Atlantis with his army of dark fairies known as Skibats. Felix joins forces with the Atlantean prince Silas, the sorcerer Breca, and a mysterious Flame Witch. Together they search for magical artifacts that can help defeat Gaap. A major battle is brewing as both sides prepare their forces. Felix hopes to live up to his destiny as the Ocean Lord and save Atlantis from destruction. The story has fantasy elements like magical powers, mythical creatures, and an epic struggle between good and evil.

Lord Venom, ventures into the depths of Hell seeking the legendary Wings of Azrael, an artifact said to grant immense power over time and space. To claim his prize, he must defeat Moloch's champion, the fearsome War Beast Echeneis, in a duel to the death. Anticipating foul play, Venom cunningly tricks the denizens of Hell by disguising himself as a demon and transferring his consciousness into his dog. Despite the odds stacked against him, Venom leverages his wit, forbidden knowledge from a magic tome, and the War Beast's weakness to Heaven's light. After a fearsome battle, Venom emerges victorious, killing and consuming the heart of the War Beast. Having bested Hell's champions through his ingenuity, Venom wins the Wings of Azrael. His triumph shocks the cosmic realms - a mere mortal has outsmarted celestial beings and proven his might. Venom's legend is cemented as he achieves his ambitions through ruthlessness and guile.

A random sexually-frustrated college student discovers a mysterious app that changes his life forever... Okay, now the real talk. What can you expect? This is a training-type novel, that means our mc will train woman into his slaves. He will still have affection for his women, and there will be romance but don't expect silly fluffy stuff. There will be a couple of scenes of other men having sex (not with mc's woman, don't worry) but I'll still mark those chapters, so you will know what you are getting into. If it's not your cup of tea, skip the chapter. This novel is less about action and system itself, but more about mc and his women. There will be a lot of H scenes, and I mean a lot but plot won't be completely shallow either. In short, this is easily digestible, highly arousing, boner inducing, no brain-fucking novel. Enjoy! This book has fast progression and mc takes down women relatively faster as compared to my other novel. Update Schedule: 7/Week. Update Time: CST@1am; GMT@4am; IST@9:30am For those who want to support my work and read ahead, they can go to my Patreon: patreon.com/BukkakeMaster

SpongeBob dies in endgame

SpongeBob meets Jimmy, Timmy,Danny, and Kanisha

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.

"Kenapa nampak seperti spongebob?" Nanta mengamati benda kotak yang memiliki dua tangan juga dua kaki. Banyak sekali tombol menyala di atas touch screen di salah satu sisi benda tersebut. "Terlihat seperti robot." "Kenapa ada banyak sekali?" "Kenapa semuanya tertata rapi? Bahkan di setiap rumah, di setiap pohon, semuanya. Setiap benda nampak sama persis, tak ada pembeda sedikit pun." Friska dan Nanta hanya bisa menatap tempat itu dengan bingung. Rumah, pohon, bahkan semua benda tertata rapi dan sejajar, tak ada satu mili pun benda tersebut berbeda tempat dari benda lainnya. Banyak orang di tempat itu, namun semuanya bersikap individualis. Hanya ada satu, Rey, hanya orang itulah yang mau mengeluarkan suara. Kehadiran Rey menjadi penerang bagi Friska dan Nanta tentang pulau aneh itu. Namun nahasnya, belum ada dua hari mereka berteman, Rey sudah terlebih dahulu bunuh diri secara misterius. Saat mereka berusaha menyelidikinya, mereka menemukan fakta jika ternyata tak hanya Rey yang bunuh diri di tempat tersebut. Ada puluhan orang yang bunuh diri. Lalu, apa sebenarnya yang membuat Rey dan puluhan orang tersebut bunuh diri secara misterius? Dan apa tujuan tempat tersebut?

"I always see darkness but when you entered my life, I saw the light." Rosalisa Chievez is artistic or better known as, "Lisa" because she doesn't want to be called by her full name. Her peaceful life begin to be mess just because of the last will of her mother; she need to get married to Kurt Uno Takahashi Oriez or what she called, "Kuto." Kuto is oh-beautiful-gorgeous-sexy-man but the only problem is... Kuto is a childish, he loves spongebob. A lot of humor has happened and will happen in their married life but Kuto has secrets that Lisa doesn't know and she is afraid that she has a different understanding of them. What is the secrets?

A star. They say that you only see a star, if its nightime. But what happens when you see a star in real life. No, not Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants. Coincidence, fate or just plain luck. Call it whatever you prefer. but the bottomline is that, he is still a star. In other cases, he is called an actor. And, she is well.. is just your typical lady just like everyone else. Will she be blinded by his shine as an actor to what they call being star-stucked. Or, will she be able to cast away their differences of status to be able to hold his hand like a normal friend and not care for anyone's judgement towards them. Will Kieran fall in love with her like a shooting star or is Starr going to fall head-over-heels like a dumb die-hard fangirl. Witness the life of Starr Diaz and her journey to reach her star- Montrelle Keiran Ide Bituin As she does the impossible like REACHING FOR A STAR.

After divorcing each other in a loveless marriage, Daniel Coulter and Aemii parted their ways. However just a year later Daniel wants his ex-wife back. He crashes her wedding after knowing Aemii is now betrothed to Richardson. Two guys, billionaire cousins, stuck under one roof with the woman they both love. Possibly what can go wrong? Well, until Daniel discloses that the papers Aemii signed were not divorce ones. Lovers became enemies, then back to lovers! Just when she was contemplating which guy she wants, Richardson catches both of them scantily dressed. Aemii tucked to the wall, while Daniel had a visible boner! -*-*-*-*- - Cuffs, sex and blood. - No memory loss cliche.

In a world ruled by strength, cultivation, and influence, what happens when one man alone holds the power to change everything? "Welcome to the world..." Alaric, born into the family of a Duke, was believed to be just another child. But there’s nothing ordinary about him. Strength is only a fraction of... his oddity. [Nascent One's Guide.] One morning, Alaric awakens to a life-altering power—and a boner. Alaric isn’t ambitious, far from it. He couldn’t care less about strength, fame, or power. If given the choice, he’d spend every moment with the people he loves, doing absolutely nothing. But his obsession with enjoying his life with his loved ones? It grabs him by the collar and drags him toward greatness, forcing him into a world where strength is the only way to survive. “Father... you're their target, aren’t you?” Alaric won’t allow anyone to even think of harming his family. His pursuit of power isn’t for glory or status—it’s for protection. For them. Follow Alaric’s journey as he unravels the truth of the world and climbs to the top, driven not by ambition, but by a relentless need to keep his loved ones safe—no matter the cost.

If Nobita had Doraemon, Spongebob had Patrick, then Rein has Jake. Magkaibigan na sila simula pa noong mga bata pa lamang sila. They played, cried, and dreamed together. They had the best time of their lives with each other. But everything good comes to an end, right? So did their friendship. Isang araw, bigla na lamang umalis si Jake at iniwan si Rein. Hindi na ito muling nagpakita pa at naglaho na lamang na para bang isang bula. Labis ang kalungkutan na naramdaman ni Rein na naging dahilan ng pagbabago nito. But after 2 years, Jake came back. Will they friendship would be back to how strong it is before or it will just be one of forgotten memories?

story hi guys, me and my friend were friends since school days we both studied in same school and college, as adults we used to watch porn and discuss about that one day he said about my mom and said sexy things about her i stopped him and later when i came home i realised about incest after few days we talked about incest and we both liking that things and i liking mom to have sex with her and later when no one in home me and my friend went to mom room and took her bra and placed on our dicks and her size is 40D and she looks like bbw 38 years and 95kg big boobs , ass and white body parts, we used fantancies about 3some and later i tried to see her nude but i never succeded i seen her with blouse thats and i have recorded mom dress changing and in that video i seen her melons and navel with no pussy available later i decided to show to my friend and i deleted video by guilty and i taught it was wrong and left taughts and continue our life later after so many years he got a job and staying in bangalore with single room with kitchen and after 2 years i too got a job in bangalore and stayed with him since job location is nearer to that place we again begin to continue our sex taughts we had a nice internet connection and used to watch porn nights and later some days there was a family function in bangalore my mom needs to attend function in city and she didnt know about city much which is 150km away from bangalore and decided to stay in same room for 2 days after function she came to room late night and she was tired and she changed dress to nighty and slept and that strucutre made us to get boner we came out of room and he said wow look at her ass and boobs its reminding old days and infact even i too got that taughts later we went back and slept since there is no bed we have 2 queen size matress she was on left side i slept in middle and he was on my right next day next day she went and made breakfast and we ate and went to job that day thy did lockdown for 15 days and no option her to go back to home she was with us for 15 days 2nd day went normal with some casual talks and we seen movie and add some good food and later that night he asked me when she was asleep i will go next to her i want to see thouse melons and he went took his cock lightly touch on her ass and later i said dont want and i went back to middle and slept 3rd day she went to bath and came back she went to balcony and came after sometime my friend went and seen that her bra and panty was washed and we knew that she not wearing inners that day our eyes were on that parts though it was not showing anything but slightly her boobs ass were showing their structure that was hard day for us and after she asked me to buy her inners and night dress though it was lockdown that time online shopping were available and we open that site in laptop and booked her inners and night dress size of 40d and panty xxl size which we already knew that was hot time to buy inners with her, 3rd day night he went and bought viagra and gave to her at lunch without knowing her and asusal we need to watch a movie but he played evaru telugu movie with hot extreme scenes and we knew with viagra she will be in mood but it didnt worked she slept , on 4th day we are in high mood that dress were arrived after bathing she changed her dress and size was loose for her her armpits and cleavage were visible lightly and bra strap were visible which mading us to tempt that day night we seen porn videos of incest when she was asleep on 5th day we decided to tell her that this things to her and after breakfast my friend said everything fantacies about her and she was in anger by seeing us and she slapped him and scolded and that day we not talk after dinner we said that it is wrong but your structure body making us think like that and made her realize and show google porn things about incest and slowly she is not ready to do and after some talks and telling this is not bad and my friend .

What would your average horny teen do if he was summoned to a fantasy world filled with all kinds of exotic girls? Well you’re about to find out, we start out with the story of the young James Arthur, a recently dumped high school boy with a hero complex trumping all others as well as a raging boner for monster girls. After he’s unfortunately dumped by his girlfriend although it's barely unfortunate she was kind of a bitch after all James takes a lonely stroll down the streets of Manhattan when he’s faced with an untimely demise to a speeding taxi perhaps befitting to a dumbass that doesn’t look both ways when crossing the road, but did he really die? No no not in this story he’s your horny protagonist after all; after his supposed death he ends up in a void where he meets our incredibly overpowered god Deus Ex Machina who simply transports his soul to a new fantasy world for their enjoyment. This passing of events now leads us here to the beginning of our “hero’s” faithful journey through this new land.

Trigger Warning: Sexual Abuse, Self-Harm, Mature Content, Very Dark BxB/GxB/Werewolf His piercing green eyes looked right into the camera, as if looking straight at me. My breath caught in my throat. I could feel a boner coming on. I continued to watch, as he took his hand from her clit and smacks her ass. The smack was loud, and she screeched in pleasure and moaned his name. Her voice was so annoying it actually began to turn me off. "Berrrnardoooo!" She moaned, as his pace quickened. He picked up the camera and zoomed it in on his girth slipping in and out, covered in her liquids. My eyes went wide. This was Mr. Bowman? My breath quickened, as I could hear his breathing get heavier. He put the camera back and turned her and his body, so I could see the side of them. His roundness of his ass was perfect, and was also decorated in tattoo. I couldn't believe he could go any faster, but he did. The camera was able to see his girth continuing to enter and pullout. I watched liquids spurt out all around, as the woman screamed out. Her body began twitching uncontrollably, but continued pounding her and then looked into the camera. I could tell he was going to cum.

The body laid against the against the alleyway. The beautiful man slept peacefully, the blood oozed in all directions. His wounded shoulder sagged against his chest, his skin bunched together on the floor next to him, all cut off. His beauty didn't decrease, in fact increased. His silky, raven hair was tied into a loose pony tail, his tanned skin, glistened with the flecks of blood on his delicious neck, his Adam's apple looked so sinfully beautiful that even god would be tempted to gawk at it. His rosey-slightly chapped lips was pulled into a straight line, as if he was bored. The beautiful mans, shallow breath, started getting stronger, his flesh wizzing around like a parasite. His flesh was intact. Opening his sharp Phoenix eyes, the golden hue narrowed down to his murderer. "Klance" klance looked back down to the body. Seeing the body alive and well, he cursed under his breath. "I thought I killed you this time jack, aww." He pouted like a child. "How many times do I have to tell you, I can't die". "Ehhh, but-but" he started stuttering. "How?!, no matter how many times I try, you don't die" This was the 28th time klance had tried to kill him. "Then this should be your 28th lesson, now open your useless eyes and listen to me carefully, I. Can't. Die." //:/:: The story of a depressed immortal, Stuck in time as a twenty eight year old. Living, only trying to die. Until, a sweet, glasses wearing freckled brunette was pushed into his life. Literally. How will our couple progress? Glasses wearing boy and sad, mean gong What a combo! Watch our sweet gong try to calm his huge raging boner In chapter 5 ---- obviously a BL book Sexual themes Dark themes Religion is occasionally mentioned Slightly depressing Comedy This book is mine Completely genuine Did not get inspiration of another to write this Copyright © No stealing

What would you do if you were reincarnated into a fantasy world? Would you go off to become the hero, saving the world from the demons... or would you choose to become the demon lord instead? Such a situation happened to me—Zephyr Melonsmasher, the shut-in top player of "Apex Ascension." A game where you could literally be anything. You wanna be a hero? You can! You wanna be a villain? You can do that too! Or... if you wanna be a netori guy enjoying the women and MILFs of the world? My friend, you can do that too. While I was playing Apex Ascension, something happened. Everything was normal at first. I played the game, explored the world, and beat exactly 1,000 dungeons after 3 years. And maybe because of this, I got a notification—a notification from the game system that congratulated me on such an achievement and offered me a choice: did I want to relax in the Apex Ascension game and go there? At first, I thought it was a prank by the mysterious game creator, but... unexpectedly, it was true!! I transmigrated into that world myself, into my own game character, with my full stats and all my stuff!! And even with the slaves and servants that I had gathered!! --- (Scene from Chapter 2) "Ara, ara, my lord! It hasn't even been 3 hours since we last had a 'physical' moment, and you're already this hard?" ### said to Zephyr, who had just gotten a boner from looking at the hot, MILF-y succubus, who was wearing such a revealing and tight dress only for him. "Let me take care of it, please just enjoy it~♡" she said as she knelt down, carefully removing my pants and grabbing my dragon! 'Wait, wait, wait, what?? I-Is this really happening to me???' Zephyr thought, his excitement off the charts as his little brother twitched in anticipation. --- 500 Power Stones - 1 Bonus Chapter 50 Golden Tickets - 1 Bonus Chapter 1x Magic Castle - 4 Extra Chapters 1x Golden Gachapon - 10 Extra Chapters --- To support this novel, send me GT, PS, and add it to your collections or write a review. If you can't do these, spam comments to help it reach a wider audience!!

Thandeka Zulu has always been in love with Scott James, the most beautiful boy in the school. She has been smitten since the day she first laid eyes on him on her first day of her High School career, but Scott has always been just out reach and the fact that he is dating a girl who happens to be friends with Thandeka does not help matters. But it's Thandeka's last year in High School, Scott is suddenly paying Thandeka a little attention. Is this the year that Scott leaves his beautiful girlfriend(Ha! Likely) and Thandeka finally gets the guy? Dear Diary: 25/01/2012 I am shaking. Something really weird just happened. I was walking into English class, and I grabbed the third desk on the first row, and Billie chose the desk behind me, I didn't even think to pay attention about who was in the desk in front of me, so i felt free to belt out Rihanna's song " Shut up and Drive" while i was unpacking my books and pencil case from my bag. Then this voice, the only voice that makes my knees go weak and my jaw slack says " who is singing?" I look up, and my brown eyes meet his blue eyes. Scott James. The boy who had launched many lady boners all over our school. The boy who was in a committed relationship with his girl since Grade 8 (and you couldn't even hate the girl because she was nice. Hell, she was even a friend.) And I was hopelessy, completely and madly in love with him. And the whole damn school knew. For some reason, I could never form a coherent sentence when I was in his presence. I just stared at those eyes. I felt like I was drowning, I couldn't even tell you who i was, where I was from and what century it was- that's how lost I was in his eyes. Luckily Billie, who knows about my sickness for this boy answered for me. "It was Thandi" She sounded smug. His blue eyes were on Billie while she was talking, but when she said my name, he rested them back on me. My heart, my poor heart. I felt like It would burst forth from my chest. "It sounded really nice" He said softly. I was finished.