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After Lin Xu died, she discovered that the world she was in was a novel. Her eldest son liked to imprison the female protagonist of the novel, engaging in sinister villainous acts with a dark room play. Her youngest son would unfailingly draw substitute's blood and snatch substitutes' kidneys for the female protagonist’s legal antagonist — his unrequited love. Her only daughter was the romantic fool forever revolving around the male protagonist of the novel. If children are not disciplined, the mother is to blame. After being reborn, Lin Xu felt she should step in and discipline her wayward children. However, before she could take action, her eldest son’s dark, handsome, and usually cold face blushed slightly as he asked in a low voice, “Can I touch my head?” The middle son snorted and turned his head, his tone petulant, “I... I don’t want to go home, but if you insist, I'll do it begrudgingly.” The youngest daughter rushed over, mercilessly pushing her brothers aside, “Mom, come and teach me how to solve this problem~” Latter, both sons fought over the bowl of noodles Lin Xu cooked. What was a novel’s female protagonist? Nothing compared to their mother. The daughter transformed herself, letting nothing from any novel’s male protagonist interfere with her studies! The family was blissfully happy. Latter, the revived, amnesiac husband suddenly appeared, cornering her against the wall, his eyes full of struggle, “Even if you're married, I still love you.” Lin Xu pretended to be serious, “Is that so, then what should we do?” He hugged her tightly, his voice muffled and pained, “Divorce him!” Lin Xu chuckled secretly, “I’ll divorce him right away.” Latter, after the husband regained his memory, he said through gritted teeth, “Over my dead body will we divorce!”

After an accidental one-night stand with a mysterious man, Charlotte Johnson had eight children. Four years later, Charlotte lived a blissful life with her eight genius children. Although her life was tough, in her eye's, everything was worth it. However, Henry Stevens, the wealthiest and most powerful man in the Imperial City, disrupted her previously uneventful life. At first, he thought that she was playing hard to get, so he was disdainful of her. However, afterwards, he realized that not only was she the mother of his children, but also the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

Over 100,000 years ago, Earth was destroyed in a cataclysmic event known as the Stellar Severance. The collapse of an entire sector of reality tore open fractures across the galaxy, unleashing a mysterious energy called Aether that reshaped the evolution of all life it touched. Stars dimmed, civilizations crumbled, and factions emerged from the chaos, each vying for control of the galaxy’s remaining colonies and resources. In this transformed world, Samuel Solis—heir to the noble House of Solis—discovers that his genes have mutated in ways no one anticipated, granting him rare, mystic abilities. As Samuel learns to wield the strange power of Aether, he is drawn into a cosmic struggle where the future of his house and his own survival hang in the balance.

A giant tree popped up in the middle of the Atlantic ocean covering the world in a strange new radiation and because of it, people began to change. First, there are the Chosen. These super humans have only slight physical changes and yet can manifest amazing elemental powers. Next, you have the Infected. These humans have experienced large scale body changes which range from animal adaptations to simply grotesque body decomposition. Most are still normal and sane humans who attempt to adapt to life while being shunned by others. There are some however that have grown deranged and think themselves the rulers of the world. Our MC lives a somewhat lonely life while sometimes being accompanied by his rather senile yet kind grandfather. He has no idea where his parents went after they dropped him off a few years ago, so he has no choice but to stay here. He lives by the idea that he should just be air and not be noticed in the slightest. All of this goes ok until things start changing and Laz starts getting dragged around in many different directions. Welcome to a story of Gods, evolution, love, adult situations and basically bringing a bit of eastern fantasy to western civilization. Hope you enjoy the ride.

In the dark, under a strange-looking tree, a lady around twenty-something could be seen clenching her stomach and looking pitiful. She seemed to be in pain and was breathing heavily. Above her in the sky, the color was very black and blurry. Rain started falling, and the thunder was clapping loudly and violently. The wind was very thick, slapping everything harshly. The lady stood with the support of the tree, using one hand to prop herself against the tree and the other hand to hold her stomach tightly. She breathed out and continued moving weakly. "Seems like I'm not going to escape this. What type of poison is this?" she wondered. She unbuckled her belt to relieve some pain, then sat down somewhere and groaned while her hand wandered around on the wet ground until it made contact with something. She picked it up and saw the object with the help of the lightning. The thing was round like a bead, and something joined them together. She did not care about what it was and just swallowed it. She was going to die anyway, at least she ate something. She could not figure out the taste of the thing, but it was surely not normal because as soon as it made contact with her throat, it felt very hot, as if she had drunk hot water that had not cooled. "Sh*t! Even in death, my luck is still very bad," she muttered. She was still lamenting when her aching stomach suddenly stopped aching. She did not have the chance to rejoice when her stomach started swelling up, getting bigger and bigger. It was as if it wanted to burst but, alas, it didn't. She could feel herself in labor. She groaned until something escaped her body - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. She was relieved from both the poison pain and her swollen stomach pain. When she looked at what she had given birth to, she was shocked. Eggs. She had given birth to eggs. And there were six. What happened to the eggs? How did their journey begin? read the full novel. update time:6:00pm *by love gold*

[ Yeah, Sofia was my first love, but she broke my heart into pieces] [ Pikfred] I had this friend online called Pikfred Water. How we got to know each other was like a magic, ' boom!' we are friends now. Pikfred never wanted to tell me his name, and I didn't know why he was doing that, all these days I met him online. But I think we are friends now, so why don't you tell me your name or show me your personality Pikfred?. ' Hmmm' I try my possible best for him to talk to me, but he keeps refusing my request anytime I ask him. Pikfred and I were friends but nothing I know about him. ' Hmm', 'I can't wait to see Pikfred'...

Who's to say that their arranged marriage won't also be a disaster? Isn't love underrated? Love's never enough in a marriage, so why bother with it in the first place? Is it to prove to everybody else that they're different and won't hurt each other?

This is a poignant tale woven through the lives of the Kotin siblings set against the backdrop of 1980s Nigeria. The narrative explores themes of identity, societal expectations, and the complexities of familial love. Through a series of flashbacks and present-day revelations, This story encapsulates the enduring bond of family, the weight of unspoken truths, and the quest for acceptance in a world that often stigmatizes differences. The story culminates in a powerful exploration of resilience and the desire for a fresh start. As the story unfolds, The narrative shifts to 2018, where the surviving siblings confront their past and the societal norms that once dictated their lives, particularly through the lens of Martina's daughter, Tintina ( from Anchor), who faces her own struggles with identity.

What happens when a bond forged by destiny turns into a battle of wills? Can love survive betrayal, pride, and years of unresolved pain? Richard and Maya were born into lives of privilege, their families entwined by generations of friendship and loyalty. Was their connection a blessing or a chain holding them captive? Richard, the arrogant heir to an empire, had everything handed to him—except the wisdom to cherish what truly mattered. Maya, raised with discipline and grace, was the one person who always stood by him. But how long can love endure when respect is absent? When Richard’s reckless actions humiliate Maya in front of the world, she walks away from everything they’ve built. Was leaving the only way she could reclaim her identity? Could distance heal the wounds he inflicted, or would the scars remain forever? Stripped of his wealth and status, Richard is forced to face his demons. Can a man raised in entitlement truly change? Will he ever earn the forgiveness of the woman he once took for granted? Years later, fate forces them together in an arranged marriage. Can two hearts broken by each other learn to beat as one again? Manny swears she’ll never forgive him, but can her resolve withstand Richard’s newfound devotion? Is his transformation real, or just another mask? What happens when hate begins to blur into love? Will Manny let her walls down, or will the past always stand between them? With every twist and turn, "Am Not Yours" asks: Can a love born in pain and betrayal ever become something pure? Or is letting go the only way to truly be free?

Daewon is a 17 years old boy who just joined Highschool, which he started to regret it later after he meets Joon Kim, the school's most feared bully. Which he also makes Daewon's life a living hell After suffering from living the life of a trash, one day he gains the confidence he needed to start improving himself not just mentally but also physically and also old handwritten scrolls and books about martial arts which help him to learn how to fight. Now he aims to get to the top, crushing all those that stand in his way, His main goal is to protect the weak and open a gang for the ones who can't protect themselves and make them gain their confidence back. Will Daewon get influenced and change his goal? Maybe or maybe not, tune in

Contracted beasts make summoners. Summoners had the ability to manipulate soul energy. Sam Delon had high hopes for him to awaken his summoned beast. He opted to be the first in his family to awaken and lift them up from the trenches of poverty. To make them happy. The day of his awakening had arrived, he was vouched by many and regarded by all. What happened? Guess he was not a summoner? Hey author here it would be a shame to say this. But what you feel about my book let me know. Check it out

Can a Betrayal Be Forgiven? Expert: “Vivian—” Alvin began, but she cut him off. “I want an explanation, Alvin! I deserve that much!” “I don’t have one,” he muttered, his voice barely audible. “I don’t know what happened…” “That’s your excuse?” Vivian yelled. “You cheated on me, and you don’t even have a reason for doing it? You could have at least had the decency to do it somewhere I wouldn’t find out! You have no shame. You didn't really care if I were to find out. Am I wrong?” He remained quiet. "Please say that I am wrong. Dammit!" she cried. —— Vivian Kapoor, a successful fashion tycoon, faces relentless pressure from her grandmother to marry so she can inherit the family’s wealth and company. Despite countless blind dates, Vivian stubbornly refuses every one of them, determined not to be pushed into a marriage she doesn’t want. But when her grandmother arranges yet another blind date, something feels different. As always, she had made up her mind to reject the man, but when she found him patiently waiting for her in her favorite spot at what was once her favorite restaurant, it stirred up feelings she thought had long been buried. For a moment, Vivian wondered if he might be the one who could make her forget her painful past. However, her hopes are shattered when she realizes that the man is none other than her ex-boyfriend—her first love and the one who cheated on her, leaving her love life in ruins. Will Vivian be able to escape this nightmare where fate has cruelly tied them together in an arranged marriage? #second chance at love #flash marriage #Drama Book1 From the Universe : Thorns and Roses

I was a horrible husband, and a scumbag father. Having amnesia wasn’t an excuse. Even so, because of that, I lost my family instantly. In order to save Nero– my son and heir– I killed my daughter Neoma. And then I had to witness Mona, my neglected wife, die in front of me. Why did I have to regain all my memories at that exact moment? I wanted to die with Mona and Neoma. And, just when I thought I could finally be reunited with them, I opened my eyes and realized I turned back time. I returned at the exact moment Mona and I were in the middle of discussing divorce. Divorce? No way in hell would Nikolai divorce Mona this time!

Luna Brightwood, a skilled healer and Beta, returns to her childhood village of Silver Hollow after seven years. She hopes to fulfill her late mother's legacy by reopening the family clinic and serving the village. At sixteen, Luna fled the village following a brutal attack that killed her parents, escaping the pressure from the elders to marry Zane Frostclaw, the chief's son, who was also her childhood friend and crush. She left him a letter, explaining she couldn't marry him. Now, a mature and skilled healer, Luna is determined to rebuild her life and help the village she once called home. Now, can Luna rebuild her life and earn the village's trust?

##Extreme Smut and Kink warning## As a child, I did not have any known relatives. Getting into college was a significant goal of mine. I came into this world at the exact moment that I started to see a thin line of hope. Before I could make sense of what was going on, the individuals who had summoned me were murdered. I was caught and sold as a slave for the war. It was nice that the "Oh! Great System" helped me get stronger and learn some new skills. Only after winning 50 times in a row in the Colosseum was the emperor granted me a gift. I believe freedom would have been the best gift. However, I got the second-best one. I became a slave bull. Slave traders, nobility, and even the emperor himself sent slaves to my chamber in order to procreate. Finally, after 30 years of doing nothing, I felt the rush of action. For three days straight, and... "System, why am I back? I thought I was getting to the best part of the story." {{This planet needs the help of the returnee, like the host. Please take care of it.}} "Fuck the planet. I HAVE to get my harem back." Schedule: Every other day. (3-4 Chapters/week)

When she woke up, she was an unloved fat princess, and had the audacity to provoke the most brutal war Lord in history. Just through to climb the bed, move empty palace, instant sensation across the country, the king was furious, one hundred thousand dark guard vowed to her bones and ashes. However, she mysteriously disappeared and returned five years later with five smaller versions of the Prince. These five cute children are like little demons, in the village of evil people to the whole evil people flying dogs, digging ancestral graves, castrating evil people, do everything, so that evil people fear. When she meets the king again, sparks fly, misunderstandings and entanglements arise. The mystery of the children's life gradually opened, the prince faced these five small mischief with their own same, and shocked and angry and helpless. And see how she in this strange situation, and the prince from opposition to hand in hand, with five cute children to stir up the capital, write a legendary and hilarious story, love and hate intertwined, wonderful not to be missed!

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A new MMORPG took the gaming world with a landslide. With rapidly increasing players base, it was the best game ever made. Game offered jobs as well as real money events. In this game of dream there was a boy who dreams to be in top of leaderboard, with an intention of being the only king of game.

Asra had only one goal in her life; to finish her booklist and die. But fate had other plans for her. After her untimely death, Asra finds herself in her favourite novel, The Children Of Miseria, with little to no memory of her past. Now, in this strange yet familiar world, she has to find a way to survive while keeping her secrets.

In a distant galaxy, a devastating war drives various races to send their unborn souls to other dimensions for safety. Evelyn, a girl from the Astral Kingdom, is one of these souls and has now been reincarnated on Earth, oblivious to her true identity and immense powers. Alongside six other children with unique gifts and mysterious pasts, Evelyn tries to lead a normal life. But as hidden truths begin to surface, these children must confront the shadows of their origins and the destiny that awaits them.

We are the Queen of the kingdom we created; we fight or run away. Top Kingdom, "We'll help." The Bitch Kingdom refused because if they needed help from someone from the outside, then all we have done would be all for nothing... The pain we went through—the death we could have prevented. Why couldn't we have reached out for help? Why did we trap ourselves from our parents, from the people we love? Years later, heading down to their separate ways, ready to take over their parents' kingdom and prepared to become the rules they were raised and grew up to be. They created their own family with the support and love they each received.

For millennia, the 12 Zodiac Gods waged war against the malevolent Phantoms. But when the Phantoms vanished, the gods thought they had achieved victory. Unbeknownst to them, the Phantoms were secretly plotting their revenge. Piscina, the Piscean God, uncovered the Phantoms' sinister plan: to infiltrate the mortal realm by planting their dark seeds within humans and other celestial beings, paving the way for a catastrophic coup. To counter this threat, the Zodiac Gods devised a desperate plan. They scattered their essence and power across Earth in the form of ancient relics, then chose 12 worthy vessels: 11 humans and 1 hybrid from the Hybrid World. Each vessel was imbued with the powers of a corresponding Zodiac God. Now, these chosen ones must embark on a perilous quest to find the relics, harness their newfound abilities, and unite against the Phantom menace. Their mission: to prevent the Phantoms' invasion and protect the Celestial Thrones from falling into darkness.

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*Expect* will tear's in her eyes, she held his arm in her's as her got closer to him and like a soft prayer, she whispered. "Wi-will we still be friends." Charles stare at the little girl for a few seconds will out saying anything non did he showed any expression on his face which brought more tears to the girl eyes, but she stop when she felt he placed his forehead on hers and when she moved her eyes to his face, he grace her with pleasant smile which she has never seen to hear him say softly. "You silly fool, of course we're still friends and nothing will change that," She felt his hand loosen from her hand for he to pull her to a huge as he whispered to her. "We might not see each other again, he paused. but I promise you one thing," He said, pulling back to look into her glassy red eyes, "I will never forget you, no matter how many years or centuries it takes, I can never forget you, my Raven." ********** A centuries old war between the faixy and human still rage on, but what will happen when a young human prince fines comfort with a little faixy girl, who is on a quest to fine her mysterious mother but suddenly fines more than she can handle. but will the two finally able to stop the long-bitter war or will they be face a much greater enemy. And will they friendship changed or grow into something else.

Opening his eyes our protagonist find himself in the body of a newborn goblin, the trash among trash who basically serves for nothing except experience packs for newbie adventures. Fortunately, the system arrived at the time and since then, he has held beauties left and right leaving the responsibility of conquering every last inch of land to his descendants.

As the title says. I'm sooo not the runt of the pack. so hi, my name's Kristie Jefferson head cheerleader of Katy high's cheer-leading squad girlfriend of all-time-hottie Devon Faulkner american football captain... well... not really~ more like a best friend, though people don't know that except him and me. But to be honest... i really do wish we were real. The only problem is... were we really meant to be? Do i have to find my 'the one' somewhere else? My whole life is practically breaking apart now as one problem pops out right after another. And not problems your usual ordinary werewolf girl faces everyday. Try adding second chance matings (in the wrong time!!!), secrets, traitors, revenge, and a whole bunch of misunderstandings to the picture. bad enough? Now add murderers, faction wars, prophesies, 'creatures from hell?', and a 99% chance of 'us' failing that will lead to the fabric of our world ripping apart. bad enough yet? The saddest part is... I neither have the time nor the tears to cry anymore. So I ran away, to escape everything, join a new pack, and changed my name, my appearance, and even my gender!!! But why do you insist on holding my hand? Who are you? Why do I feel a bond with you that should'nt be there? And why do you seem so familiar?! I dont know you! Why do you keep looking at me with that loving gaze?! . . . Bro. . . are you gay?!?

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A new MMORPG took the gaming world with a landslide. With rapidly increasing players base, it was the best game ever made. Game offered jobs as well as real money events. In this game of dream there was a boy who dreams to be in top of leaderboard, with an intention of being the only king of game. About MMO Every player is given an unique skill and passive, There are countless skills so getting same as other is very rare. Game is controlled 90% by players, most of the jobs are also done by them. NPC's plays shorter role of giving small quests. The game feature open world with world bosses, PvP, PvE, Housing, Cooking, Blacksmithing Alchemy etc. All done by players. Tales of Tarum ( Background ) Once was a glorious kingdom ruled by 42 kings, but selfish desire to make this one single country led to bloodshed. Which lead to a single country but only 4 Kings remained. These 4 kings are choosen by in game event.