Does The Grimace Shake Make You Crazy

When Lu Huang woke up as Lidia—the villainess of a cringe-worthy romance novel—she was determined not to let the story play out like the dumpster fire it was written to be. Nope. Dying at the hands of the Alpha King after being falsely accused, publicly humiliated, and manipulated into madness? Yeah, that’s not on her to-do list. Armed with a sharp tongue that could flay egos, the street smarts of a broke college grad, and the petty audacity of someone with nothing left to lose, Lidia decides she was ripping up the script. Holier-than-thou saintesses? Screw ’em. Self-righteous alphas? They can eat dirt. If this world insists on casting her as the villain, she’s going to own it—on her terms. One chaotic scheme at a time, Lidia’s ready to rewrite her fate—and if she has to break a few rules (and maybe some noses) to do it, so be it. Villainesses don’t play nice, and Lidia is just getting started.

Hu Li Hua, a 22nd-century botanist, suddenly finds herself stranded in the world of the novel she just finished reading. Damn it! She’s destined to be cannon fodder who dies at the very beginning of the story?! No! She refuses! Her family, who doesn’t love her, is doomed to die one by one as cannon fodder for the female and male protagonists? Fine! Let them be! She’ll escape with her mother and enjoy the story from afar. Huh? But why has her family suddenly started loving her? What about the Green Tea Girl they always adored? “Miss Hu, can we get married and have a few adorable children?” In the middle of the night, a seductive man’s voice whispered softly in her ear. “What?! Marriage and kids?! No, I don’t want that! I just want to be a salted fish and enjoy my lazy life!” Little did Hu Li Hua know, not only was her Melon-Eating System shaking the Imperial Court, but… her inner thoughts could also be heard by others! Can Hu Li Hua escape her fate as cannon fodder? And can the handsome man win Hu Li Hua’s heart? (Note: “eating melon” is slang for gossiping.)

With her soul whole again, but with some confused memories, Ara wakes up in her room. Things got kind of weird for her because the current body was from the phoenix family and she was apparently involved in a very annoying situation. Anyway, apparently she has to go to the school of higher beings, the place created by Alocanai in an attempt to create gods. A project that immediately caught her eye. She no longer cared about the so-called family problems and happily went to the newly founded school.

Rejected and cheated by CEO Gong Joon, you attempted suicide and barely managed to survive. You woke up with a different personality, a heart that has now turned to stone. Gong Jiho is known as the crazy Prince. He never steps out of his house, no public appearances, no girlfriends - he is literally a ghost. But Jiho has a secret, he doesn’t feel anything: touch, pain. And when you mistakenly learned of his secret, you decided to punish Gong Joon by marrying his stepbrother Gong Jiho, who agreed solely because you are the only person whom he can feel but absolutely hates.

Your meridians cannot be cultivated? It’s ok! There is the Crazy Leveling System: Do missions, kill monsters, swallow other people’s spiritual power, make pills or forge weapons and participate in big battles. You can gain experience! EXP is too low? No worries! I have double EXP card, ten times EXP card! EXP bursts and level rises! What genius, big family young master, empire emperor, and talent? In the face of this Crazy Leveling System, they are far behind! “Huh, did I level up again?” Yi Tianyun woke up and found himself level up again… Author: Crazy Meng Meng Translator: System Translation . Com Pat reon: Pat re on . co m/System Translation

Shen Wutian dies alone, only to be reborn in a world full of powerful warriors and mystical beasts. As a member of a cultivator sect, Shen dreams of forming his own sect and becoming an unstoppable force. However, his adverse fortune leads him to be pursued by a formidable beast, ending up on the most dangerous continent in the world. Amidst the chaos, Shen discovers an ancient book that activates a system capable of summoning players from another world. Although initially useful, these players soon start to go mad and cause unpredictable havoc. Shen must train them, become stronger, and build a sect in this hostile territory, while dangerous enemies lurk around every corner. Is it a good idea to attract what they call the "fourth disaster"? What will these players bring to the world of cultivation? As the players embark on missions to gather resources and gain strength, Shen faces unimaginable challenges. Will he be able to overcome his misfortune and forge the destiny he always dreamed of, or will the dangerous continent be his final challenge? If you're intrigued to find out, you can't miss this book.

My new villain novel: Project: Demonic Skeleton Lord Just a warning the first few chapters may be worse because I wrote them when I couldn't write well but in my opinion 18+ chapters will be much better than the previous ones, please give it a chance. I was pretty inspired by ORV to begin with, so if that bothers you you can leave. Because I've been annoyed by people who've read 5 chapters and say it's a copy. The first 7 chapters it's going to be very similar to 40 chapters it's going to be a little bit similar and then not at all. Bob Reloud was a strange kid—psychopathic, autistic, and introverted. On the surface, he didn't fit the typical image of a psychopath, but when he got angry, he became something else entirely: a bloodthirsty predator, driven purely by instinct. The first sign of his violent nature emerged in kindergarten when he was just five. A classmate destroyed his favourite toy car, a cherished gift from his grandfather. Enraged, Bob's face turned red, and foam gathered at the corners of his mouth. In a fit of uncontrollable fury, he gouged the boy's eye, causing severe injuries that left the child hospitalized for a week. His parents, horrified, took him to a psychiatrist who reviewed footage of the incident. But when the psychiatrist met Bob, he found a calm, seemingly ordinary autistic boy. After weekly sessions revealed nothing abnormal beyond his autism, the psychiatrist concluded that it was an isolated incident—a strange, unexplainable outburst. However, Bob's parents remained cautious, assigning him a special tutor and treating him with apprehension, afraid to provoke another violent episode. One evening, his father came home drunk, as he often did, and began his habit of throwing insults at Bob's mother. Bob had grown accustomed to these rants. Afterward, his father sat down to watch football. Bob, fiddling with a stolen phone, accidentally blasted music at full volume. Bob’s dad started beating him, and his mom tried to calm him down, but it was too late. Bob became extremely angry, went into his psycho mode, and murdered his parents. Officer Danzel responded to the call. Breaking down the door, he was met with a chilling scene: a boy covered in dried blood, sitting calmly on the couch, the decomposing corpses of his parents beside him. "Don't move, or I'll shoot!" Danzel barked, his hand on his gun. Bob raised his hands. Danzel covered up the murders, taking Bob under his wing. Over the years, he moulded Bob into a spy and assassin—a tool for his purposes. Bob excelled at killing, but he despised espionage, finding it tedious. Worse still, Danzel kept him trapped, threatening to expose his past if he ever tried to leave. Eventually, Bob devised a plan to free himself. Over months, he deliberately botched missions, creating enough trouble to provoke Danzel's wrath. Finally, Danzel snapped. Now, Bob stood on the subway platform, a grin on his face and a backpack on his shoulders. For the first time, he felt free. Boarding the train, Bob heard the powerful voice of the demon. The apocalypse was about to begin, and his story could finally unfold.

Yun Yuwan carelessly lost Wen Yangzhi's letter, but the foreign butler assured her with certainty, "That was a love letter." She had been secretly in love with Wen Yangzhi for many years, and upon learning it was a love letter, she returned home overnight. Clutching the hope that he also liked her, she began to respond. At the dinner table, he said, "Come sit here" She ended up sitting on his lap, dressed in suit pants. When he renovated his newly bought villa, she playfully said she didn't like the crystal chandeliers. Some time later, his assistant told her: The letter Wen Yangzhi had sent was not a love letter at all, but a nine-figure check, intended as a birthday gift. The assistant laughed distantly, "Director Wen can't even be bothered to buy gifts, how could you think he liked you, Miss Yun?" — Long afterward, when Yun Yuwan brought up the incident with shame, Wen Yangzhi didn't reply, he just sparked his lighter, a tiny flame dancing on his handsome face, appearing indifferent and aloof. He never said it wasn't a love letter, Not all love letters contain sweet nothings, At least Wen Yangzhi's didn't. He wouldn't do something so cheap and insincere. Knowing that the men who approached her were after her money. He simply wanted to tell her. Her bit of money, he didn't care for it. — A nine-figure check expires in ten days, I've waited for you for ten years, undying affection still clouds my senses. — Self-loving, beautiful heroine x man whose bark is harder than his bite Independent brand florist x pioneering banker Theme: Adults don't deal in pretense

Shane is a normal young man in his 20s. After his girlfriend betrayed him and his problems with his family, he decided to go away from them to New York and study there. Because of his high intelligence and extensive cognitive abilities, he was able to enter one of America's best academies. But unfortunately one day he was inside his campus room and suddenly without warning the world changed. Zombies and monsters swept the world, and all he had was a blue screen counting watches and he didn't even know why [24:00:00] Strangely, in the midst of all this chaos and bewilderment, there was a cold smile on his face and everything that came out of his lips at that moment. "Finally some fun."

The words that make readers cry—what they did to the writer. They tore at the soul, clawed their way through the heart, and demanded to be bled onto the page. This story is born not of ink but of wounds, of the fractures between black and white, snow and fire, love and hatred. In these pages, contradiction reigns. A love so fierce it ignites wars within, a hatred so tender it whispers of longing. The voices are many, yet they share one heart—a battleground where passion and betrayal, beauty and cruelty, fight for dominance. Here, the fragile walls of a mind crumble as it struggles to reconcile with the angel who became the war, with the devil who promised salvation. It’s a story of falling, of building, of breaking, and of daring to love even when it destroys. Turn the page and enter the chaos, if you dare.

What would you do when you wake up in another world after catching your husband cheating on you with your best friend? You never can tell until you are in that position. *** After catching her husband cheating on her with her best friend, Ize got stabbed to death. She was supposed to rest forever but she woke up in a novel she didn't complete. This time, the man who is her husband has a striking resemblance to the man who killed her, bearing the same name, and her best friend is her husband, the king’s lovely mistress. Living in a new world, many challenges lie ahead of her. Surviving the schemes of the court, would Ize find the happy ending she couldn't find? Maybe, but can a character originally meant to be evil truly change? Earn her husband's love and… oh, there is more than meets the eye— a family who she spies for, a memory she can't seem to remember, a handsome and cold husband. Would she lose herself? Or find salvation in this new world?

The Crazy Dancer's (She's Too Perfect)" is an enchanting tale that revolves around an extraordinary young dancer named (Maxine ). However, beneath her seemingly flawless façade lies a secret that renders her perfection unattainable. As the story unfolds, we delve into the intricate world of dance, exploring the sacrifices, determination, and relentless pursuit of excellence that define (Maxine). With each pirouette, she unlocks a magical realm where dreams come to life, but also faces the relentless pressures of living up to impossible expectations. But as (Maxine) embarks on her journey to prove her worth, she discovers that being too perfect comes with a heavy price. Struggling to balance personal desires and societal standards, she finds solace in the company of an unexpected ally – a fellow dancer who sees her beyond the façade. As they navigate the intimately woven world of dance, they must confront their deepest fears, embrace vulnerability, and redefine what it truly means to be perfect. 'The Crazy Dancer's is a riveting exploration of ambition, societal, and the quest for self-acceptance in the face of unattainable ideals. It weaves a captivating tapestry of emotions, showcasing the power of resilience, friendship, and the transformative nature of dance. Join (Maxine) on her enchanting journey as she discovers that true beauty lies not in flawlessness, but in embracing imperfections and finding the courage to dance to her own beat.

Kail, a 23-year-old customer support agent, found himself in an unexpected predicament – he was somehow transported into the world of his beloved RPG game, "Stopping Ragnarok." To his astonishment, he wasn't alone in this bizarre adventure. Eight other players, supposedly the chosen ones destined to rescue the world within the game, joined him on this quest. Their mission? To thwart the sinister forces threatening to eradicate humanity in Terra Mercuria. It all sounded quite epic, at least in theory. However, as they delved into their adventure, reality quickly dispelled any grandiose expectations. The warrior turned out to be rather, well, twinkish, not exactly the imposing figure Kail had imagined. The mage had an odd fascination with dark magic, which was more intriguing than practical. The healer, a girl, had an unexpected twist – she possessed an anatomical surprise that defied convention. The Rogue, meant to be stealthy and ruthless, was far too polite and kind-hearted to fit the bill. The Ranger, whose title suggested environmental awareness, displayed a conspicuous disregard for nature's well-being. The Paladin, expected to be virtuous and noble, seemed more interested in flirting than righteousness. The Necromancer, a master of the undead, harbored a comical fear of his own creations. And then there was the Hero, the one designated to lead this motley crew. To Kail's surprise, the Hero vehemently rejected his role and instead clung to Kail, the Bard, as if he were a lifeline in this absurd world. So, while their mission to save Terra Mercuria remained a noble pursuit in theory, the reality of their adventure was shaping up to be quite the comedic spectacle.

Maya, a wealthy heiress, has always been overshadowed by her family’s fortune. Determined to prove that she can succeed on her own, she enters a prestigious internship, ready to make her mark. But there’s one problem: Jinwoo, a spoiled rich kid with a superiority complex, is also part of the program. Forced to work together, their personalities clash at every turn, turning them into rivals from the start. As the internship progresses, their competition becomes more intense. Yet, amidst their constant bickering and differing values, a surprising bond begins to form. Both Maya and Jinwoo have their own secrets, fears, and ambitions, but they must learn to navigate the professional world—and each other—if they hope to succeed. But the road to success is never easy. In a world where reputation and pride are everything, Maya and Jinwoo must decide how far they’re willing to go to prove themselves, and whether their rivalry will turn into something much more complex than either of them ever expected.

"For the next 90 days, i want you to love me" ~~~ Soreen Lee, main vocalist of a popular girl band she had it all, the figure, beauty, fame, money but she lacks what she craves the most- a complete home. Raised in a single family Soreen always wanted to experience what it was like to have a complete family. When she meets the young clueless Ezekiel Kang something draws her to the seemingly innocent soul. She proposes a deal that would benefit both of them, life seemed to be going smoothly like a bed of roses but what happens when a thorn is back and when Soreen realizes that Ezekiel's identity is more complicated that she thought. Trouble arises when family feud is added to the mix. Feeling blossom as thorns prick flesh. 90 days husband: fake it till you make it. ~~~ Extract: Soreen looked at the silent apartment thinking of how 90 days passed like a flash of light and she was once again on her own That night she should have stopped him, held him back said she loved him she should have! "You regret it not don't you?" Turning a gasp escaped her lips, "Ezekiel..." {Its HE}

When the most feared Mafia CEO, laid eyes on her,a beautiful and innocent cafe worker, he was irreparably drawn to her. His obsession with her grew exponentially, and for the first time, he felt vulnerable. As they navigated their whirlwind romance, they both struggled with the danger and uncertainty that came with loving each other. Falling for each other felt like both a crime and a blessing, threatening to upend their worlds forever.

"I have loved, I have been betrayed, I have lied, manipulated, I have hated with all my strength and all my heart, but I do not regret acting this way. The only mistake I made was getting you involved in this crazy story. After my soul wandered for six years, I have the chance to finally know the truth, and maybe at least redeem myself."

Attorney Zhang Qiansheng, a criminal defense lawyer with over 30 years of experience, had won more than 2,000 lawsuits and helped countless tycoons escape conviction, earning himself a fortune worth hundreds of millions. Standing in the courtroom, he struck fear into the hearts of those who heard of him, chilling them to the bone. But due to an accident, his soul transmigrated into the body of Zhang Wei, a law student from a parallel universe's Blue Star. Since then, the underachieving law student Zhang Wei had transformed into an unbeatable attorney! And this time, with the help of a Simple-minded person, he slowly transformed from the ruthless attorney Zhang Qiansheng into the compassionate and righteous good lawyer, Zhang Wei.

"The power is forged only by bathing in the blood of fallen enemies." "Every drop of blood spilled that stains the world strengthens the path to eternity." "Return favors twofold, and resentment, betrayal, and pain a thousandfold—let them fall before you." "Make the gods tremble before you, for there is no being in heaven or earth that cannot be destroyed." "If the heavens block your path, destroy the heavens. If Buddha stands in your way, kill Buddha. As long as you are strong, your will becomes the will of the world." When I began my path to cultivation, I was instructed with these phrases. They told me this was the common Dao followed by cultivators. They said cultivation is a thorny journey with limited resources. They said for one to ascend, millions must fall. Immutable rules. A predestined fate. This was the legacy left to us by our ancestors who forged the rules of cultivation. These ancestors chose a Dao of violence and domination. But I did not accept it. I mocked it. I did not want to be part of this solitary world of violence and battles. I could not accept stepping on and massacring my brothers and sisters to become stronger. Wars. Trials. Conflicts. Betrayals. A lonely journey to become the ultimate existence. I did not want to accept it. I did not accept it. I, let me say it, I did not want to cultivate.

Welcome to the world of Ava and Ethan, two people who, despite their brilliant professional accomplishments, are utterly baffled by the modern complexities of dating. Overwhelmed by the relentless pressure from their well-meaning-yet undeniably meddling-families, they devise a bold, if slightly reckless, solution: a sham relationship. This is not your average rom-com plot; there is so much more to this. Ava is a driven marketing executive who happens to be fiercely independent and in control. Ethan, on the other hand, is a successful entrepreneur who prides himself on being sharp-witted and a strategic thinker. Their plan, perfectly planned with strategic social media posts and strategically scheduled "dates," is at first without flaw. But as they navigate awkward family dinners, increasingly elaborate lies, and the unexpected consequences of their charade, the line between fiction and reality begins to blur. That perfectly built world of Ava and Ethan gets threatened the moment Ava's charming yet manipulative ex-boyfriend and Ethan's ambitious, cutthroat business rival appear. The situation is further made precarious by adding intrigue and conflict to an already delicate situation. This novel covers the modern relationship intricacies, including family pressures, societal expectations, and struggles in balancing personal desire with professional ambitions. It's a self-discovery story, vulnerable, and those surprising ways love finds us when we try hardest to avoid it. Get ready for a whirlwind romance that is full of wisecracks, heartwarming moments, and undeniable chemistry between two people who are determined to take their lives into their own hands-even if that means muddling through a minefield of artfully construed lies and unexpected truths. Get ready to root for Ava and Ethan as they go on a journey of self-discovery.unexpected romance, and the hilarious chaos that ensues when a well-intentioned plan goes spectacularly awry.

Lyrical Fernando, a sweet and simple girl who was very good at taking care of people, which is one of the gifts that was passed on to her from her mother, apart from her beautiful yet pale face, cute nose, and golden brown hair. She came to the city to live with her aunt after her mother passed away and grew up with her cousin brother, who was overprotective of her but still was the best brother Lyrical could ever ask for. Melody Peters was born into a rich businessman family. However, her parents never loved her. They always loved and adored her two elder brothers, totally ignoring her. She grew up feeling like she is worthless and life always made her feel she is right in this case. After her parents sent her away and never looked back at her, she started building a life on her own, where she met various kinds of people who cannot be called a good company. For better career opportunities, Lyrical landed a job in Knack Dreamz as an assistant to Melody, who instantly took a liking to her. Melody tries her best to keep Lyrical with her all the time, even though she knows Lyrical is not into girls. On the other hand, Lyrical can't help but get drawn towards Melody, dream about them together. Even though Lyrical is sure that she is very much straight and will never fall for Melody. She is ready to explore the possibility of being with her, even if it's just for sex. But little did Lyrical know, this was not the first time she has met her boss, also that Melody was hiding a big secret that could break her heart. While they both are trying to figure out their feelings for each other and how to deal with it, there is a danger waiting to pounce at any given opportunity, which could destroy their lives. What will happen when they come face-to-face with this danger? When both have to confront their fears, reveal their secrets and what will be the consequences.? Read to find out! xxxxxxx Hi Guys! Thank you for choosing to read my book. Your comments and feedbacks are welcome and appreciated. I really hope you like my writing. Just a small warning This story is intended for mature audiences. If you have homophobia, issues with sexual content, explicit language.. this book is definitely not for you. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and events are the author's imagination. Any resemblance to an actual person or actual events is purely coincidental. A/N: Cover photo is not my creation, all rights belong to the owner.

After being transported to a mystical world, An Chen awakens the Saint Teacher System and inherits the divine Fire of the Gods, a gift of immense power that comes at a heavy cost—three years of blindness. During this difficult time, compassionate villagers care for him, nurturing his hope and gratitude. To repay their kindness, An Chen establishes a humble school in the village, aiming to teach essential skills to the next generation. However, his students turn out to be anything but ordinary—they're animals! From giant pandas and tigers to black bears, sloths, and pythons, his classroom becomes a sanctuary for the extraordinary. Under An Chen’s guidance, these animals awaken their spiritual intelligence, evolving into powerful spirit beasts, adept in cultivation and martial arts. Over two years, their incredible transformations begin to reshape the world. When a Dragon Nation survey team visits the fabled Mountain of Ten Thousand Ancestors, they are met with an astonishing sight: a panda wielding a bamboo rod, a tiger mastering martial arts, and a bear effortlessly lifting motorcycles. Word of An Chen’s "students" spreads, shaking the world’s understanding of power and evolution. As spiritual energy revives globally, challengers emerge, seeking to prove their strength. Yet, when a humble turtle steps forward as the "Turtle Hermit" and defeats all opponents with ease, it leaves the world with a chilling declaration: “If you dare question the greatness of my master, An Chen, step forward and face him!”

Lauren, a 21-year-old girl in Manhattan, is trapped in a loveless marriage with Victor, a middle-aged man who only married her for money. Constantly abused and neglected, Lauren's life takes a turn when Edward, a psychotically obsessed lover, enters her life. Edward, who has been secretly watching Lauren for years, takes her in when Victor throws her out. Initially terrified by Edward’s obsessive love, Lauren begins to see his protective nature and slowly falls for him. However, Edward's possessiveness leads to dangerous consequences, including kidnapping Victor and forcing him to divorce Lauren. Their love faces opposition from Edward’s family and his childhood friend Lily, who tries to separate them. Despite the chaos, Lauren chooses to stay by Edward's side, even admitting him to rehab to help him heal. When Victor hires men to kill Edward, Lauren sacrifices herself to save him, leading Edward to exact revenge. The couple isolates themselves in the mountains, leaving behind the world to find peace and happiness together, bound by their intense and unconventional love.

Jennifer Lee is an autistic Organizational Psychologist in a company called Zephyr & Co. She faces day-to-day challenges. An unexpected situation awaits her. Han Gyeol, the CEO's son crosses paths with her causing a stir in both of their lives. Would this be prove to be beneficial or would it pose a threat to her?