Fat Comeback Jokes

Ein Taugenichts, der drei Jahre lang verschwunden war, hat endlich sein Comeback geschafft! Er erbte erfolgreich uralte Kräfte, die dem Himmel trotzen! Er beherrscht medizinische Fähigkeiten und Zaubersprüche, die Stadt liegt ihm zu Füßen - alles ist in seiner Hand!

Being adored by one's parents and hoping to achieve something that could bring them happiness, a child sacrificed their carefree personality and chose the path of books and knowledge at an early age. Without looking back to see how those they thought were their parents were, in truth, only pushing them from behind. Esme, a prodigy from an early age, excelled in everything, unlike her sister, who, though adored by both parents, always lagged behind. Finally, after saving the company from debts and restoring it to its former glory, Esme looked back at her parents in hope of recognition but... "You are not even my daughter, you pathetic fool." "Hehe, Sister, how about I take your fiancé?" "Um, you see, Esme, I love your sister." "Tch, insect, how dare you reject checks whenever I, your mother, asked for money!" Those words lingered in Esme's mind before she lost consciousness and woke up inside a prison. "What are you doing here, Aron?" Esme looked at a handsome young man seated in a wheelchair, gazing at her with amusement. He was her sole business competitor, and now, he was visiting her in prison. "Nothing, just came here for a proposal, Miss Esme..." Let's see what awaits the journey of an heiress who was wrongly accused of being fake, betrayed by her fiancé, and had to seek support from her business rivals.

Now that Selena Yard had accidentally fallen pregnant with triplets with their father being an unknown man, she was even betrayed by a scumbag and kicked out by her family. After all that she had experienced, she made a glamorous comeback with cute babies in tow and swore that she would fight to get back what she had once lost. She might have been a domineering president, but something unexpected suddenly happened. "Mommy, we want him as our father!" "Daddy, we'll help you to woo our rich mommy!" The triplets even went to extreme lengths to match-make her with the man of their dreams!

Waking up in the middle of a dream, a strange door appears in the house... Behind each door lies a different, unfamiliar world. In the nightmare world, Jiang Cheng exaggerated the news he got from the strong man and told it to the fat man. The latter was almost in tears as he listened, "If we die here, our entire family will bleed to death upside down?" "That's right." "Then why don't you seem that scared?" The fat man widened his eyes. Jiang Cheng turned his head and said in a very serious tone, "Because I'm an orphan." --- You can support me and read ahead at my Pa treon at Pa treon.com/CinderTL

Transmigrated into the Villain of a Novel? Since I’m here, the protagonist has no business in this story! I, Jiang Hao, will now make my comeback, and from now on, the plot will revolve around me alone! This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

As soon as she opened her eyes, Bai Lian found herself in the body of a notorious and spoiled young lady. She heard her father was a new and rising star in Beicheng, self-made with a far-reaching reputation; Her older illegitimate brother was a genius who had topped the city exams and went off to Jiangjing University; The younger illegitimate sister from the adjacent international class was a multi-talented school beauty, gentle and well-mannered; Her fiancé was a golden boy of finance, a scholarly idol in school who had never even glanced at her properly… And she was just an unremarkable person with low intelligence, an ordinary person, kicked out of the house right from the start. Bai Lian: Fine, then she'll just have to study hard and strive to be an ordinary person~ Everyone (with a mysterious smiling face): ...are you sure about that?? The young lady sent to Xiangcheng with no background, ignorant and unlearned, everyone could step on her... but they can't move her??? [A uniquely stunning, lazy and capricious female protagonist who annihilates anyone who crosses her vs. a noble, cool, and dominating male protagonist with an IQ that crushes everyone present] PS: Both the male and female leads are very suave. This story is all about satisfying reads without much logic, so please don't delve too deeply into the logic, thanks. Message: Love learning, be a good person.

Pre-Reading Note: Please be advised that some chapters in this book may contain a higher word count. However, this does not compromise the reading experience; the story remains captivating and enjoyable throughout. Dive in and enjoy the journey! ———————————————————————————— Qingmei, "My husband is proficient in medicine and is a compassionate healer. He is the most famous physician in Yuzhou City!" An Jing, "My wife is gentle and virtuous, a great cook, and a beautiful woman..." ............ Beneath the moonlight,two swords clashed with each other as two figures exchanged blows. Qingmei asked, "Husband, aren't you a doctor?" An Jing questioned, "Madam, aren't you a graceful lady from a noble family?"

Originally titled [The Strongest Rich Second Generation: My Family Has 100 Gold Mines], I was once a meek son-in-law, but then, I made a comeback...

At the movie premiere, a curious reporter notices the marks on Xia Siyu’s neck. “What’s that?” Xia Siyu flicks her hair carelessly. “A mosquito bit me.” After returning home, Bo Yan pins her against the wall, his voice teasing yet dangerous. “A mosquito? Do I need to bite you again?” Xia Siyu gains weight easily and is always fat shamed with words like being “as fat as a pregnant woman”. One day, she is mocked so harshly that she appears on the top searches. While everyone thinks of it as another joke, the movie star, Bo Yan, replies unexpectedly, “Thank you for your well wishes! Our baby is already three months old.”

Many people wish to escape this boring life, or rather, everyone does. I was no different. But back then, I hadn’t been summoned to another world. It didn’t take long for us to realize that this place was a true hell. Covered in blood, Avinash screamed, “One day, I’ll have them all beneath my feet!” Hero? What a joke.

“Chantelle Bently, you’re a murderer! Why are you still alive? You should have been the one to die!” Daniel shoved her away with anger, his face as dark and empty as the black suit he wore. Chantelle was caught off guard and lost her balance, falling hard onto her pregnant belly. The pain was unbearable, and she cried out as her body trembled. Chantelle shook her head desperately. “I told you, it wasn’t me! It was Kate!” In a trembling voice, she pleaded, “Daniel, how many times do I have to say this before you believe me? I didn’t betray your family or the Wilson Group Of Companies, and I didn’t cause your grandfather’s death.” Anger and resentment appeared in Daniel’s eyes as he threw the divorce settlement in Chantelle’s face. “Sign this now! From this day forward, I’ll make you pay a thousand times for everything you’ve done!” The sight of the document struck Chantelle like a dagger to her heart. Her whole body froze as if she had been cast into the icy wastelands of Hell. **** Her twin sister framed her, and her perfect family was destroyed on Christmas Eve. Things got worse when her husband handed her a divorce agreement. A month later, rumors spread that she had died in prison from depression. Six years later, she returned with a new face to take her revenge. She was beautiful but dangerous. Daniel felt both devastated and irritated when he saw the mysterious woman. She had the same name as his dead ex-wife, whom he hated most and the one he believed was responsible for his grandfather’s death. Despite his anger, he couldn’t deny the strong attraction he felt toward her. In fact, he was fatally obsessed and addicted to her, and the anger that had controlled him for six years slowly started to crumble.

A descendant from an ancient and mystical martial arts sect! An emperor within the Mercenary Nation! A supreme expert among masters! Sweeping through the city, embarking on a legendary journey to the pinnacle of strength!

Ava Clarke thought she had it all: a successful career, a loving husband, and the life she always dreamed of. But when she discovers that her husband, Lucas, has been unfaithful with his assistant, Eleanor, and is plotting behind her back to take control of the company, everything she knew is shattered. Determined to reclaim her life and power, Ava steps into the corporate world as the new CEO, only to find herself caught between love, betrayal, and a rival CEO, Maxwell Hart, who may have his own hidden agenda. As dark family secrets unravel and alliances shift, Ava must decide who to trust, who to love, and how far she’s willing to go to achieve her revenge and secure her legacy.

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!

In a village named Moonstone where war seemed to live, Aria Wolfe, daughter of the Blood Moon Tribe pack’s Alpha, finds herself at the center of an arranged marriage meant to end the war with the Silvermoon pack, her pack's rival. Her mate, Lucas Thornton agrees but still harbors a dark secret— annihilation of her pack. She learns of it and escapes with her right-hand lady, Scarlett, to tell her father about it but she is kidnapped by another pack's Alpha, Adrian Crawford’s men, and taken to him while Scarlett is left behind. Love blooms between them and she is made the Luna of his pack. Lucas becomes angry and kills her father and pack. Now, Aria wants to take revenge on him with the help of Scarlett but Scarlett falls in love with Lucas and gets pregnant for him, obstructing Aria’s revenge. Will her thirst for revenge consume her completely, or can she find a path to love and forgiveness amid war?

Yu Su is making a comeback with her system! Yu Su didn't grow up with her family. At age four, her older brother lost her while they were out and about. Her family adopted a girl close to her age and even gave her Yu Su's name. Many years later, Yu Su's family found her. However, nobody in the family treated her better because they felt guilty. On the contrary, they pampered the adopted child even more. If Yu Su and her adopted sister ever set their sights on something at the same time, their family would let her sister have it. Yu Su relied on her own hard work to succeed in showbiz. Not only did her family not show her any support, they even tried to interfere with his career. They claimed to want to look after her, but they gave all their resources to her adopted sister. In her previous life, Yu Su craved familial love and tolerated endless bullying from her family. However, in the end, when she and her adopted sister were kidnapped, everyone, including her family and the boyfriend she grew up with, chose to rescue her adopted sister first. In the end, Yu Su was killed by her kidnappers. After reincarnating, Yu Su decided to cut off all ties with her family. To survive, she ventured into showbiz! Later... Was her eldest brother a dominant CEO in showbiz? In the blink of an eye, Yu Su's studio became the top-performing company in the industry! Was her second brother a successful manager? Yu Su became the ace of all managers in showbiz! Was her third brother a famous and talented singer? Yu Su went viral with a single song! Was her fourth brother a genius director? Yu Su's film sold so well that even he became envious! After seeing Yu Su's success, her biological parents and brothers regretted their actions. They begged her for forgiveness. "I refuse!" Yu Su exclaimed.

Betrayed and shattered by the man she trusted most, Abigail is left with nothing but a burning desire for revenge. As she plots her comeback, fate leads her to a mysterious stranger—the world’s most adored yet enigmatic singer, famously known as the Masked Singer. Disguised as a humble cook, he’s hiding from his fame and haunted by a past that no one knows. Captivated by Abigail’s fierce spirit, he steps in, guiding her transformation from heartbreak to Hollywood’s rising star, helping her climb to heights she never dreamed possible. But as their alliance deepens into an undeniable romance, dark secrets linger between them, threatening to unravel everything. What will Abigail do when she uncovers the heartbreaking truth behind the man who helped her reclaim her life? In a world fueled by fame, deception, and hidden scars, can love survive once the masks come off?

After the tragic death of his mother, young noble Ren Kriesten finds himself isolated and shunned by his peers due to his immature actions. Now, as he enters an elite academy, Ren must navigate the disdain of his classmates while uncovering the truth about his past—and the mystery surrounding his mother’s death. Amidst this turmoil, a mysterious figure tied to his Life Codex emerges, claiming to be the nexus of his power. This enigmatic guide sets Ren on a path toward absolute power, but the journey reveals that power comes with secrets far darker than he ever imagined. Authors note: Hi guys, I am really enthusiastic about this project, so I hope you guys enjoy it too. Also I realised original novels don't have that much interactions...so, read if you want to. Highly recommend giving it 30 chapters before dropping. I do not own the cover of the novel, if the original creator wants me to take it down I would be more than happy to do so. Please Enjoy.

A country bumpkin from the mountains who not only knows Taoist Techniques, understands martial arts, but also can cure diseases and save lives. "My life's creed is to exclusively smack those who act pretentious, slap Ye Liangchen with my palm, and trample Long Aotian underfoot."

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

With just three sentences, you convinced the Paladin to spend five thousand Gold Coins for you. You truly are a master of the Undead who thoroughly understands human nature! … "Respected Master Amberser, after our review by the editors at 'Legendary Spells' Publishing, we regret to inform you that your paper 'Research on the Non-Humanoid Form Modification of Undead Creatures' is unsuitable for publication in our monthly magazine. We suggest that you submit your work to a magical academic journal with less stringent review requirements." A burst of ghostly blue flame erupted from the tips of fingers, reducing the rejection letter. "Damn it! You bastards are purely discriminating against liches, discriminating against undead magic!!!" "Drop dead!"

What happens when you transmigrate to Beast World? With the system in hand, the world is for your taking! One day, Su Tang, an intern at the hospital, is struck by a system and transmigrates to Beast World. It's a wondrous world with winged tigers, fire-spitting birds, and enticing man-eating flowers… Everything in this world leaves Su Tang awestruck! After the Chief of Winged Tiger Tribe saves Su Tang, she learns how backward this place was. Su Tang is determined to help change the world! Under the system’s guidance, she helps to extract salt, build homes, dig traps, make weapons and store food for winter… And perhaps even save the world while she's at it!

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

Charmaine, an ordinary office girl with a hefty appetite, gets Isekai-ed into a medieval world where she was expected to be a hero. Too bad she wasn't what they expected. She was a big girl working a dead-end job and was now being mistreated in a court who expected her to defeat the Dark Lord. Well, let's see if the Dark Lord's court treats her better.

Li Tian was a fat loser in his previous life, but things are about to change in his second chance at life in the Crimson Lotus World. Since he was granted the Absolute Hypnosis System, Li Tian felt like he could achieve anything he wanted. Li Tian's cultivation level is too low? Fine, he'll just let his slaves farm Points for him. Li Tian's body is unattended? Alright, he'll just tell his slaves to take care of him.

[ Child of God ] [ May you redeem what has been lost in this clouds of apocalyptic battle ] [ Through possession, you may think you have travelled to another world ] [ But through time, you will learn that the being you possessed is the being you once abandoned ] [ So as your assistance in this reclamation, I couldn't bear to watch you die alone ] [ That was why as the time have come, your comeback has also began ] [ May you be able to be the person you wanted to be in this life ] [ Until your goal happen, I will remain by your side ] [ So please, hurry and awaken me ] [ Your one and only ] [ Other half ]