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Silora is a young mage from a faraway island. She has spent her entire life on her family's farm with her strict mother and six older siblings. After ten years of endless waiting, she decides to embark on a dangerous journey to find her father’s vile killer. The task at hand, however, proves to be more than the young mage can handle. Before even leaving her home island - Red Twiles, she encounters a series of unfathomable events. The world she relied on for justice turned its back on her and ceased to make any sense. Silora was left to find meaning in her stance to serve her goal. But despite the strange events she faces, Silora remains determined to continue her path—or at least, she tried.

Waking up in the middle of a dream, a strange door appears in the house... Behind each door lies a different, unfamiliar world. In the nightmare world, Jiang Cheng exaggerated the news he got from the strong man and told it to the fat man. The latter was almost in tears as he listened, "If we die here, our entire family will bleed to death upside down?" "That's right." "Then why don't you seem that scared?" The fat man widened his eyes. Jiang Cheng turned his head and said in a very serious tone, "Because I'm an orphan." --- You can support me and read ahead at my Pa treon at Pa treon.com/CinderTL

Yoshimura, a average guy, no more ordinary than the next guy, worked in a company and lived a simple life surprisingly had an unexpected death and died. Fortunately his last days were spent spreading happiness around him which spotted him a place at a certain higher degree of power which gave him one extraordinary thing. One Wish, Any World So seeing the generous and crazy offer, Yoshimura, like any other chose to be reincarnated to his favorite novel 'The King's Path' and was successfully reincarnated too. Unfortunately not in the right body. "What! I am now in the body of the second villain that would be trampled by my favorite protagonist!" "My Beautiful Fiance, a heroine is preparing to invade my place!" "My Hot Step-mother seized all of my properties!" "My Bodacious Maid looks at me strangely in my sleep!" ......... "Just how much am I fucked? .......... .......... Well... at the very least I know what will happen later. And the goddess gave me the best talent. [ You have been gifted 'Eyes of Eternity' ] [ Sealed Potential Unlocked : Black Hole ] ...... Wait a second! ...................... This is my second book. But think of it as my very first because... I'm not that fluent at English, hehe. So please endure the whatever third-rate world grammar I am going to write.

Being adored by one's parents and hoping to achieve something that could bring them happiness, a child sacrificed their carefree personality and chose the path of books and knowledge at an early age. Without looking back to see how those they thought were their parents were, in truth, only pushing them from behind. Esme, a prodigy from an early age, excelled in everything, unlike her sister, who, though adored by both parents, always lagged behind. Finally, after saving the company from debts and restoring it to its former glory, Esme looked back at her parents in hope of recognition but... "You are not even my daughter, you pathetic fool." "Hehe, Sister, how about I take your fiancé?" "Um, you see, Esme, I love your sister." "Tch, insect, how dare you reject checks whenever I, your mother, asked for money!" Those words lingered in Esme's mind before she lost consciousness and woke up inside a prison. "What are you doing here, Aron?" Esme looked at a handsome young man seated in a wheelchair, gazing at her with amusement. He was her sole business competitor, and now, he was visiting her in prison. "Nothing, just came here for a proposal, Miss Esme..." Let's see what awaits the journey of an heiress who was wrongly accused of being fake, betrayed by her fiancé, and had to seek support from her business rivals.

Qiao Mei tauchte in einem Roman als Nebenfigur mit demselben Namen wie sie auf, der es an Präsenz fehlte. Diese Nebenfigur war ein Bauerntrampel, der wegen seines Übergewichts nicht heiraten konnte. Nach dem ursprünglichen Drehbuch war dieses Landmädchen Qiao Mei eine von ihrem Großvater verwöhnte Fette. Ihre Verwandten waren jedoch allesamt bösartige und grausame Menschen. Ihr Großvater war gesundheitlich angeschlagen, so dass die Verwandten nach seinem Tod sein Vermögen aufteilen und verschlingen würden. Daher war es der größte Wunsch ihres Großvaters, Qiao Mei zu verheiraten. Dafür opferte und verriet er sogar den Enkel seines guten Freundes, Xia Zhe. Großvater machte Xia Zhe betrunken und ließ Qiao Mei den starken und gut aussehenden Xia Zhe mit ihrem mehr als zweihundert Pfund schweren Körper gewaltsam entführen. Am nächsten Tag erwischte der Großvater die beiden und zwang Xia Zhe, Qiao Mei zu heiraten. Doch damit begann das unglückliche Leben von Qiao Mei. In der ursprünglichen Geschichte nahm Qiao Mei auch die geheimnisvolle Jade von Xia Zhe in Besitz. Doch aufgrund von Qiao Meis Dummheit hatte die Schwester ihrer Cousine Qiao Mei dazu gebracht, ihr die Jade zu geben, was dazu führte, dass die Familie der Cousine reich wurde. Als Qiao Mei hierher wanderte, geschah das in dem unangenehmen Moment, als sie mit dem Mann schlief, nachdem sie ihn betrunken gemacht hatte. Als sie am nächsten Tag wach wurde, stand Opas Team bereits vor der Tür. Qiao Mei war erschrocken. Sie wollte nicht auf dem ursprünglichen Weg weitergehen und einen Mann heiraten, der sie nicht liebte. Also log sie und jagte Großvater fort. Sie stieß auch den Mann hinaus, bevor sie sich zwang, ihr gebräuntes und pummeliges Spiegelbild zu betrachten! Leider weinte sie über ihr hässliches Aussehen... Sie sah aus wie ein Sumo-Ringer in großer Stoffunterwäsche, und selbst in den Geschäften für Übergrößen gab es keine Kleidung in ihrer Größe. Und ihr Gesicht war so groß wie eine Pizza, eine verbrannte Pizza! Qiao Mei beschloss, ihr Leben zu ändern! Der erste Schritt: Abnehmen! Der zweite Schritt: ihr Zimmer aufräumen! Früher war sie sehr auf Sauberkeit bedacht, und obwohl ihr jetziges Haus einen riesigen Innenhof hatte, konnte sie es nur als unordentlich bezeichnen! Der dritte Schritt war, die Jade gut festzuhalten, damit ihre gierige Cousine keine Chance hatte! Nur, sollte der große und gut aussehende Xia Zhe sie nicht hassen, wie es in der ursprünglichen Geschichte hieß? Warum war er dann immer netter zu ihr?

A tale of a firefighter who was reborn in the United States to become a detective, where a revolver truly symbolizes romance. A slow-burning American police story, it is bound to be a complete narrative.

Introduction: (Confiscation + Exile + Medical Skills + Space + Farming + Strategy + Wife Chasing + 1v1 + Return to the Pinnacle) After her death, the versatile doctor Qi Yue transmigrated and became the fat wife used for luck in marriage by the disabled Marquis of Beiyuan Kingdom. Just as she entered the grand gates of the Marquis Residence, the cruel Emperor came to confiscate everything. With exile imminent, Qi Yue activated her space ability, emptied the Marquis’s storeroom, and incidentally plundered the Emperor’s private store. To think that she, a General’s daughter, was poisoned by her relatives, ended up with a body full of fat, and had to endure the hardships of exile? Qi Yue: “Since they dared to send me to hell, don't blame me for dragging them down with me.” The Place of Exile is poor, broken, and filled with indigenous murderers? Qi Yue: “Bring two to kill a pair, let's see who dies more!” One day, the disabled Marquis suddenly stood up, his radiant appearance causing countless young girls to scream? Qi Yue: “Since we haven't performed the marriage rites, love whoever you want.” Facing disdain, the Marquis narrowed his phoenix eyes, “Prepare for a grand wedding!”

It was one thing to have my hands and feet securely tied, but why was my mouth also sealed? I should at least have been able to make a noise! Why was I confined in a mental asylum? Why did it seem like everyone was afraid of me? Why... do I feel like laughing?---------------- This is a story where Holmes and the Joker wreak havoc on the SCP Foundation. I hope everyone will enjoy it!

Fat kitty died, killed by a lightning strike while stealing a chicken leg! And then, the kitty was reborn into a rich family in the 80s, which, having had nine grandsons, longed for a granddaughter and instantly made her the most adored one in the family! She was so happy with her life, being pampered by grandma, adored by parents, and protected by big brothers. Of course, it would have been even better if that big bad wolf hadn't cast covetous eyes on her.

(The Book's title has been changed from the original Pretty Man's Beloved Farmwife: This Madam is So Hot). Yang Chuxia found herself in a different world, inhabiting the body of a destitute farm girl who had been killed by her step-grandmother. To make matters worse, her step-grandmother even intended to sell her lifeless body. How could she endure such a fate? Hmph, whether you're a step-grandmother or an uncle, if you're a villain, I'll confront you just the same. Send one, I'll defeat one; send two, I'll conquer both. Yet, after vanquishing the wrongdoers, she gazed upon her emaciated, poorly dressed parents, siblings, and the struggling, underdeveloped village. Yang Chuxia seethed with determination, pointing to the sky and declaring, "I shall surely bring prosperity to this place, to the point where you'll fear having flowers bloom in summer when I tell you to have flowers blooming in summer, and where you are too afraid to seek women for me as suitors, when I tell you to find me men!" A certain man whispered, "Wifey, I'm already a man..."

With just three sentences, you convinced the Paladin to spend five thousand Gold Coins for you. You truly are a master of the Undead who thoroughly understands human nature! … "Respected Master Amberser, after our review by the editors at 'Legendary Spells' Publishing, we regret to inform you that your paper 'Research on the Non-Humanoid Form Modification of Undead Creatures' is unsuitable for publication in our monthly magazine. We suggest that you submit your work to a magical academic journal with less stringent review requirements." A burst of ghostly blue flame erupted from the tips of fingers, reducing the rejection letter. "Damn it! You bastards are purely discriminating against liches, discriminating against undead magic!!!" "Drop dead!"

A good-for-nothing who went missing for three years finally made his comeback! He successfully inherited ancient powers that defy the heavens! Proficient in medical skills and spells, the city was at his whim—everything was in his favor!

Yu Su is making a comeback with her system! Yu Su didn't grow up with her family. At age four, her older brother lost her while they were out and about. Her family adopted a girl close to her age and even gave her Yu Su's name. Many years later, Yu Su's family found her. However, nobody in the family treated her better because they felt guilty. On the contrary, they pampered the adopted child even more. If Yu Su and her adopted sister ever set their sights on something at the same time, their family would let her sister have it. Yu Su relied on her own hard work to succeed in showbiz. Not only did her family not show her any support, they even tried to interfere with his career. They claimed to want to look after her, but they gave all their resources to her adopted sister. In her previous life, Yu Su craved familial love and tolerated endless bullying from her family. However, in the end, when she and her adopted sister were kidnapped, everyone, including her family and the boyfriend she grew up with, chose to rescue her adopted sister first. In the end, Yu Su was killed by her kidnappers. After reincarnating, Yu Su decided to cut off all ties with her family. To survive, she ventured into showbiz! Later... Was her eldest brother a dominant CEO in showbiz? In the blink of an eye, Yu Su's studio became the top-performing company in the industry! Was her second brother a successful manager? Yu Su became the ace of all managers in showbiz! Was her third brother a famous and talented singer? Yu Su went viral with a single song! Was her fourth brother a genius director? Yu Su's film sold so well that even he became envious! After seeing Yu Su's success, her biological parents and brothers regretted their actions. They begged her for forgiveness. "I refuse!" Yu Su exclaimed.

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

Li Tian was a fat loser in his previous life, but things are about to change in his second chance at life in the Crimson Lotus World. Reincarnated into the body of someone who shares his name, Li Tian quickly discovers that he's entered a world of ruthless cultivation and must do whatever it takes to survive. In this world, strength is everything, and Li Tian finds that he's a trash with an inferior cultivation aptitude. But all hope is not lost as he discovers that he's been bestowed the Absolute Hypnosis System. With this new system, Li Tian has the ability to control and hypnotize creatures, a power that will undoubtedly come in handy in the dangerous cultivation world.

After becoming the Emperor and the Vice Leader of the Underground Association. Leo Reinhardt who got betrayed by the King of Serus Kingdom along with Zero the Leader of the Underground Association. After being killed by the hand of Haydn and Aaron. Leo woke up and realized himself being in a small body like a 10 years old, looking at the mirror with a shock face, he realize that he comeback 20 years before being killed. Feeling regret of being use by the King and Zero. Leo wanting revenge on both of them. Many butterfly effect will accur because of what Leo's going to do. Never he knew that this life will bring more destruction to what his first life has seen.

Vishnu is old detective who is former member of Indian Army and RAW.Who suddenly went missing after making his First Indian Private Crime investigating Company. He comeback after 4 years to solve a murder case.He was solving case from shadows and do not accepting to solve Case which was Solving by police or any other government Department.But Indra request him to solve his last case in front of public.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

chen mo the main character of the story unable to cultivate since birth,managed to make huge comeback after awakening a stealer system

MC is bisexual Amelia is dead. Her spirit pet brought her to another world and threw her nascent soul into the body of a dying adopted Wang family's second young master. Unfortunately for him, his adopted sister is a reborn soul who knows that in the future he will torture his entire family for not loving him. Wang Ning is the Wang family's only daughter. She has a boyfriend who will fall for the heroine of the original work and leave her to share the powerful heroine with her elder brother along with a few others. In the novel the heroine who was previously ugly and poor, awakens the power to control the dead. The original heroine is not a delicate flower but a powerful woman who rises with the change. She can turn zombies into her own skeleton army as long as they are not more powerful than her. Her face that was previously hideous because of a large birthmark is purified by her power to control the dead. It is an innate aura that is accumulated in her body over time and then she can send it out to control the minds of the dead. This energy is very good for her and cleans her system making her as beautiful as a goddess. This is partly why men are willing to share her in the apocalyse.

After the tragic death of his mother, young noble Ren Kriesten finds himself isolated and shunned by his peers due to his immature actions. Now, as he enters an elite academy, Ren must navigate the disdain of his classmates while uncovering the truth about his past—and the mystery surrounding his mother’s death. Amidst this turmoil, a mysterious figure tied to his Life Codex emerges, claiming to be the nexus of his power. This enigmatic guide sets Ren on a path toward absolute power, but the journey reveals that power comes with secrets far darker than he ever imagined. Authors note: Hi guys, I am really enthusiastic about this project, so I hope you guys enjoy it too. Also I realised original novels don't have that much interactions...so, read if you want to. Highly recommend giving it 30 chapters before dropping. I do not own the cover of the novel, if the original creator wants me to take it down I would be more than happy to do so. Please Enjoy.

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Living in Tokyo, using the Mind-reading Extraction Skill, I thought I could become an all-powerful superhero, but instead, I got dragged into a twisted cycle of love?! Without even a moment to mourn my youth, the one who immediately rushed to the battlefield was— Kiryu Hina (ex-girlfriend), "Remember, this is what you owe me." Ayakoji Chiyoko (current girlfriend), "Break it off with that woman immediately!" Kohinata Motoyo (rough target), "Please, I'll do anything!" Ai Cheng Hua Lian (always losing), "Huh?" Kagura Hikaru (protagonist), "..........." My youth romantic comedy can't possibly be this twisted!!! ================ [Viewer discretion advised, the main story includes the following content:] [Heavy female roles, boomerang relationships, ex-love literature, women fighting, mental breakdowns, underdog comebacks]

Do you know that feeling, when you're just fed up with everything, and want to run away and leave it all behind? Maybe even travel to another universe and explore other dimensions and realities. Wouldn't that be sick? There would be so many more options to achieve happiness or even find true love. OR you could committ every crime known to man, and get revenge on everyone that hurt you before, and their versions in other universes, because you feel like it. Let's see what Ethan decides, and if the 'no consequences' thing is really true. Because as we know, everything has a price... (trigger warning: really bad jokes, cuss words and choatic magicians!)

Betrayed and shattered by the man she trusted most, Abigail is left with nothing but a burning desire for revenge. As she plots her comeback, fate leads her to a mysterious stranger—the world’s most adored yet enigmatic singer, famously known as the Masked Singer. Disguised as a humble cook, he’s hiding from his fame and haunted by a past that no one knows. Captivated by Abigail’s fierce spirit, he steps in, guiding her transformation from heartbreak to Hollywood’s rising star, helping her climb to heights she never dreamed possible. But as their alliance deepens into an undeniable romance, dark secrets linger between them, threatening to unravel everything. What will Abigail do when she uncovers the heartbreaking truth behind the man who helped her reclaim her life? In a world fueled by fame, deception, and hidden scars, can love survive once the masks come off?

Betrayed by her father's best advisor, adopted by her family's killer and in love with her nemesis, Anne's life had no solid definition to her. But she knew there was one thing she wanted above all else, and it was revenge.

Tags: Comedy, Action, Romance, School Life, Adventure, Slice of Life, Reincarnation, Transmigration, Martial Arts, Magic, Genius Protagonist, Ugly Male Lead, Fat Male Lead, Handsome Male Lead, Character Progression, Worshipped MC, Mysterious Past, Heartwarming, Beautiful Female Lead, Clingy Lover, Weak to Strong, Loved MC, Rich Protagonist, Famous Protagonist. Damian Is A Magician Who Meets His End When He Receives Death From The Celestials after Corrupting Hell. Then, As A Final Gift By The Will Of The Universe, He Gets Reincarnated In The Body Of Torao Takabe 16 Years Old Lolicon Enjoyer. So He Has To Rebuild This Body And Become Stronger So That He Can Fulfil His Wishes... Or At Least This Was His Plan. Torao Takabe Aliases: NTR king The Cucker, The Cuckmaker #1 Dick Mindbreak world record holder Mason Liu Satan's Seat Warmer Occupation / Titles: Grand NTR Fiend Affiliation: Seggs With Little Girls, The C-word, Doctor Eggman (one time at a con) Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs&t=11s Prologue In volume 0 And also, please tell me about any mistake in the novel, NO MATTER HOW SMALL IT IS. There will also be a system later.

Maxwell is a professional sugar baby and otaku that got transported into a NTR eroge as the fat and ugly antagonist. [Ding! Thr Heroine Capturing System is online!] [The Main Character is Skinny and annoying as f*ck! Make him pay for this!!!] ]Daily Mission: Make 5 people consider Rope Maxing[ [Reward: + 3 centimeters in height] ]Daily Mission: Mog at least 3 people with A+ in looks[ [Reward: + 4 months of natural tren] "Elixirs? Nah I am all natural!" "He is 54 kg 5'3 ugly Ectomorph, how can he even attract women?" "100 Squats? Training legs? Are you right in the head?" "How dare you be femboy. Do you know how much testosterone you are wasting." "Hiding my power? No way I am hiding those things." Watch Max as he dominates the world of talent and cheat abilities with only the power of self improvement. ........................................................................ No BrainRot (NO yuri, NTR or Yaoi)