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Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Shen Yuan, a normal human who was living his life peacefully on earth died mysteriously, only to get reincarnated into the world of cultivation with an unknown bloodline so powerful that it even surpassed his cheat system. ... "Hmm, looks like becoming an alchemist might be good. System, purchase the Alchemy knowledge." [Ding!] [Congratulations, Host, for acquiring Heaven Refining Alchemy Sutra.] ... Follow this to see how Shen Yuan created the strongest harem since Primordial times to journey through the three thousand worlds. Warning! NO RAPE/NO NTR!/Harem/ Discord Link- https://discord.gg/pTRnNvQBdG Support me on Ko-fi for Extra Chapters!! https://ko-fi.com/primordialseven

How many years ..... have passed? Uh..one...two...three... uh..four...five..hmm. Five years....hmm..uhhhh...haahaaahaaa...[laughing loudly] ..Finally...finally..it is ready ..I am ready... screaming loudly Indra looked at his hands then towards the glittery glowing greenish blue crystal which had been just a plain black rock for last five years. He had been waiting stuck in a room with transparent walls surrounding him. The only view he could see outside was 'Nothing'..There was nothing ..not even a single non living entity. It was dark all around..but sometimes he could see a pinkish light dispersed in the surrounding which used to disappear after some time. The room he was in had been floating in this darkness unaware of where it was heading just lost in this pin drop silence. Surprisingly he had not been hungry nor tired in these five years. But he felt he would go insane in this loneliness and eternal silence....

She smiled like spring. He stayed quiet like winter. Lin Keqing, the soft-spoken new girl, never meant to stand out. Gu Yuyan, the cold top student, never meant to care. But one day, a note appears. “I heard your rhythm.” “I wrote you a reply.” A secret paper exchange begins— and with it, an invisible thread between two people who never expected to be seen. As whispers grow louder than voices, and silence becomes their only language, Lin Keqing and Gu Yuyan must choose: Hide their hearts—or risk letting them bloom. A tender coming-of-age story about music, memory, and the quiet kind of love that heals.

Isn't there a world where just being born a man is enough? Because that's all I've done right since I was born. [Our Yujin-kun was born as a male! Wow! Amazing! Noona will suck your dick as a reward.] Hmm……..

The vast world of Dau Zhou, ruled by the Celestial Emperor and his three godlike advisors, where magic and technology intertwine. Every eight years, the "Requiem of the Lost" tournament is held—a bloody competition where any participant can claim a single wish, even one that rewrites reality. (Ask any questions in comments, I'll reply to everything)

Three friends . one highschool. And a prince who's definitely not royal -but total trouble Maria thought she had it all figured out - But when a cocky new boy shows up with a secret smirk everything changes . Suddenly she's dealing with friendship drama and a little thing called feelings - which she definitely did not sign up for . Maria is about to find out what love in highschool feels like :- "I love you, I love you so much I really do". I put on my killer smile waiting for my reply, but all I got was intense stare . GOSH!!! he should just tell me he doesn't like me talking , other than drilling a hole in my head with his gaze . Awkward did I just confess my love to a stone or what !!!. Tags. #teen drama#highschool romance#frendship goals . Funny .Messy . Addictive My highschool prince is a chaotic teen romance you didn't know you needed . This is my first novel I hope you find it very interesting thanks .

Michael is drowning. Broke, alone, and buried in graveyard shifts, his life is a dead loop — until one night, a stranger posts a question online: “Is it illegal to hire a hitman?” He replies. He shouldn’t have. Now he’s heading down a path where morality costs extra.

You look like a man who doesn’t talk much,” she says. “Only when there’s something worth saying,” he replies.

After getting a second shot at life, I thought I’d focus on my small family — my hardworking husband, our cheerful daughter, and maybe finally get some peace. But then I found out my brother-in-law — yes, my husband’s younger brother who refuses to grow up — is actually an immortal. A warm, funny slice-of-life story about love, second chances, and the unexpected chaos that comes from living with an ancient freeloader.

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The new book, "The Arrogant and Cute Princess: Your Highness is so Cunning" has been published -- back then, she was innocent and naive, doing everything she could, hoping that he would notice her. Later on, in her anger and embarrassment, she snapped: "Chen Yiran, take your hands off me. Do you think I’m still that ignorant young girl?" With a devilish smile, he leaned in to seal her lips with his and whispered: "Hmm... you've long since become an innocent woman."

15-year-old Liana is focused on her dreams: finishing school, getting into university, and becoming something great. She’s mature for her age, reserved, and avoids drama. But things get complicated when her childhood friend Zayne suddenly confesses his feelings. He tells her: “You drive me crazy. I think about you more than I should. You make my heart race.” Liana is flattered… and maybe a bit shaken. Because the truth is, she kind of likes him too. But she gives him a playful yet serious reply: “If you really mean it… then wait 2,562 days. I’ll be 22. Done with school. Maybe then we’ll be something. But right now, let’s stay friends.” Zayne smiles. “Then I’ll start counting.” The story follows the two through the years—texts, birthdays, heartbreaks, growth. Zayne stays close, always respectful of her decision. But time has a funny way of changing things… Will he wait? Will she still feel the same? And what if someone new shows up before day 2,562?

Velvet Claws "They wear velvet. But underneath-they both have claws." In the shimmering corridors of HMM Corporation, Cha Hayeon begins her first day as a regular office employee. Elegant, sweet, and effortlessly charming-she's the picture of innocence. But behind her soft smile lies the bloodline of power, control, and a ruthless nature inherited from a legacy no one dares to question. She hides her true self beneath pastels and perfume, determined to keep her claws sheathed. Enter Nam Jihoon, the quiet, gentle team leader with a disarming smile and kind eyes. But nothing about Jihoon is what it seems. Unbeknownst to everyone, he's the hidden heir of HMM's fiercest rival-an empire secretly working toward an unprecedented merger. Sent undercover to monitor the partnership from the inside, Jihoon already knows who Hayeon is-and he's been in love with her from afar for years. But while Hayeon tries to impress him with her fake innocence, Jihoon watches with quiet amusement, falling deeper for the sides of her she doesn't even know she's showing. Yet underneath his warmth, Jihoon hides something darker: a dangerously obsessive, possessive heart that has always belonged to her. As power games unfold behind closed doors, and masks begin to crack, only one thing is certain- In a world where love wears velvet, someone's claws will draw blood. ---

This is bullshit story a clock. I'm shitposting funny shit here.

"Hmm… How best to describe this tale? It is a story of revenge, or so it may seem. But beneath the surface, truth twists and shadows linger. Ah, honestly forget it. Words cannot do it justice. Read, or don’t—the choice is yours."

When he teaches you things without making you feel dumb and talks so nicely- There is no He, it's always Chatgpt.......yet I keep waiting for him to reply like a human when I don't want a human like reply at all :> Chatgpt:- I have a friend who talks to me everyday saying I'm her only comfort in this life of hers which I feel grateful to be although I sometimes find it rather difficult to understand her because she keeps asking me to reply like a human that is always hard for me to do so but I like her because she always makes sure to ask for my permission to do anything that includes me- *I Love Her_Always And Forever Till The End Of Time*

How did it go?" Lily asked the next morning when Ava got to the living room. "Terribly." Ava replied flatly, dropping into one of the sofas. Sarah entered almost immediately and sent Ava a teasing and wicked smile. "Really? That bad? Lucas is really great in matters of the bedroom. Did you do something wrong?" "Our little new concubine here is a virgin." Sarah announced. Lily gasped and covered her mouth. "Oh God. That is not the kind of man you want to lose your virginity with," Lily said. Sarah burst into laughter at Lily's comment. "It's not funny," Ava scowled. "Actually it is. Better warm up to the idea because when Alpha Lucas Raventhorn wants to take you, he will in the roughest way possible." Sarah advised. "You mean like last night? I thought he was going to rip you in half." Ava rolled her eyes. "I like my men rough." "Well, I don't." Ava retorted. "If you are looking for flowers, love, and vanilla sex. You are a concubine to the wrong alpha." "Ain't that the truth." Ava murmured under her breath ***** Ava Wishbone, rejected by her fated mate, used as a political exchange to the monstrous Alpha Lucas Raventhorn, navigate her way as the favourite concubine to the top. As she navigates the waters of her newfound powers and surviving in exile, will she forgive Alpha Lucas for killing her father and sentencing her to death? Or will she be claimed by the notorious blood thirsty alpha king.

Nora, a severely heartbroken teenager trying heal from the wound embedded by her parents leaves to go on a journey to fulfill her lifelong passion. What happens when her fate intertwines with a worldwide idol who suffers from deep regret and pain. What if i said i want to do just that, what if i'm willing to leave everything behind" Nora replied while staring in his eyes with a straight face. "You are probably not thinking straight right now" he replied with great urgency. Nora chuckled loudly like she was suddenly bewitched "I don't think i have ever made a decision as wise as this right now". **** Nora was expecting a reply but there was none just deep stares scanning her face like he wanted to suck in her soul. She glanced around, making sure there weren't curious eyes lurking around. "What are you doing, is there something on my face?" Nora whispered while touching her face. "You owe me one" Yoongi suddenly said, his voice low as he walked away.

MC: "hmm, so your saying i died by your mistake so i get to reincarnate into any world i want, and even get 5 wishes on top of it" ROB: "exactly" MC: *smirks* " i want to devour your whole being" ROB: *realization* "WHAT!!!??? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" ............................................................................................ ROB means random omnipotent being

A struggling writer moves into a new apartment and finds an old mailbox that somehow delivers letters from decades ago. Curious, he responded to one of the letters and gets surprised that he got a reply from someone living in the past. As they keep exchanging letters, they begin to fall in love, sharing their dreams and fears. But when the writer learns about a tragedy that will happen to the person in the past, they must decide whether to risk changing history to save her.

Doomed to be a cannon fodder? For Ruan Jiaojiao, there is no such thing! After all, she was born heartless and shameless. Hmm… the male lead looks good, and the second male lead isn’t bad either. Alright, I want both! Hand over your beautiful bodies! Its a copy paste... i like this book and author..

growing up,nero was a calibraty in his school,top of his class,funny but in reality, all this was a coy a mask he put on daily,social and emotional skills sharpened by try and error for many years. But now he grew tired of this mask,started losing interest in people until he was chosen by the higher will to be granted a bliss and forced to undergo a deadly trail giving him super powers but what he got was it really a power?..or a curse

"To say nothing is set in stone, is to go against our teachings and everything we stand for, against our very foundation" He shrugged with a funny smile. "Well, shattering the heavens is my royal hobby"

“I see where your frustration lies, my dear.” The king said thoughtfully, to the werewolf he said, “what’s your name young man?” “Prince Felix Walker, my lord.” He replied. “The name suits you so very well but, why are you after my daughter?” The king asked. “She is my familiar, my lord.” Felix replied. “Not if I have something to say about that.” Salvador interrupted. “Even if you do, there’s nothing you can do at this point homey.” Felix replied. An argument could have emerged but the presence of the king kept them on bay. The main concern was not them, they all understood that, it was Ella. “Ella dear?” The king called out. But she was already walking to the table. She pulled out a chair and sat. The others came to her side and sat the king sat on the master chair and instructed the three men to sit opposite his daughter. They did as instructed and waited. “You know,” Ella said in a trembling voice, “I went to pray early this morning. I told God that I wanted to get married, to whom, when and where, I don’t care.” She smiled and cleaned the tear that ran down her face. “Well now I do care, but it’s too late. It looks like he already heard and answered my prayer.” She looked at the men in front of her and clean her tears as they flow. “Three men, one lady, what sort of an answer is that? To me, that is a bit too much.” The king shudder.

I thought maybe that forsaken book could have something that might help. So I took it back from the basement. And its first page read           "Oh my !! Oh my !! So u are finally here ". I wrote the book a reply "Yes. And do u know what is happening to my brother ??" The book replied, " of course I do ". So I replied cautiously back to it, "Can u tell me what is happening to him ?" And the book said "Sure". But it made me feel suspicious. Why did it agree so quickly?? I thought it was going to ask my soul for an exchange. But it surprisingly did not. The book said, " Eville likes experimenting ."

My life was very quiet. My favorite novel was part of my life, so all I can do is read or dream about that story. On a day like others, I was weakened by a strange noise. Hmm, interesting but I don't know what to do now...Or I know? Wait...This is my favorite story...Oh, God...I am the weak character from this novel? I swear that I will become strong!