Tentakel Dildo

Michelle Dy was the epitome of a perfect lady. Beautiful, pure, chaste, modest, and refined. All her life, she lived in conformance to what society demanded of her. Well, at least that’s the image she has projected to everyone. Behind closed doors though. She was a real pervert. Every night, she either read smut novels, or watched porn. It became her nightly ritual that she would not be able to sleep if she doesn’t do that and masturbate while doing so. Then one night, she read a novel with such godly smut scenes that for every chapter that has smut she would be so horny that she felt much obliged to make herself orgasm over and over. Short to say, she overdid it, and her soul left her body literally. She was pronounced dead at 24, single since birth, and to her utter horror, a virgin, unless you count the rather small dildo she has been using. So, what happened after? Her soul went for judgement to the Assessors of Maat. However, her soul can’t go to heaven, but they also don’t want to send her to hell. Since the Assessors found her interesting, they gave her a chance to go to heaven. -- Archangel Samael has sinned and was judged by the heavens to repent. His punishment? He will have to live 3 lifetimes living a celibate life. He will be given 5 chances and if he fails, his wings will be taken away from him and he shall never enter the gates of heaven again. Since the gods wanted some entertainment, unknown to him, they sent him to be reborn as a fictional character in R-18 novels. -- Telling her that since Transmigration was the trend, they will be sending her soul to 5 worlds of novels she read. Her mission in each was to find Archangel Samael, seduce him and make him fall in love with her, whichever comes first. She will be given 5 chances and she must succeed in at least 3. If she succeeds, her soul will go to heaven, if she fails, her soul will go to hell. Seems easy? Hell no. Problem was, she was always being transmigrated as the villainess without any clue who the Archangel was except that he was lofty and has angelic aura! In addition, the novels were all reverse harems making it so that there were too many males to consider! Still, she was excited. This was her chance! Her chance to enjoy R-18 experience!

how about a very long soothing massage? imagine coming back from your long shift, shoulders as heavy as carrying the whole world, your focus at zero because you are tired and have a terrible headache, your heels burning from the up and down, running down the corridors of the hospital from ward to ward. how about a very long full body massage? haven't you had enough of the ringing sound in your ears created by the forever ringing bells in the wards, the intercom, lay down, relax and be taken care of, this could turn out to be the one and only thing you have been missing your while life. it's just a massage, an innocent massage, you will just have to close your eyes and trust the masseur, don't worry the ointment is warm, if not drift to sleep then it's something else you might drift in, just don't fall in love with the poor masseur, he needs to be sane for the next customer. this is a porn short story, if you are not afraid to get naked and explore your body, then this is for you, as you will learn about fisting, double vaginal penetration, dildos, ass fucking, gang bang and public fucking. if the language is unbearable then the content will be a horror.

Mengisahkan 3 jagoan yang menamai diri mereka sebagai Cute Alligators yang terdiri dari Patria si ahli kickboxing, alim dan baik hati, Juju si ahli karate playboy dan wibu akut, dan terakhir Prof. Wans si jenius yang memilki IQ diatas 160 dan memilki kemampuan meracik ramuan yang bisa menambah kekuatan kedua sahabatnya. Mereka selalu kompak dan solid dalam menghadapi musuh mereka yaitu Kill Rabbits. Namun pada suatu ketika kekompakan mereka mulai goyah karna kehadiran wanita cantik yang mampu membuat mereka jatuh cinta, wanita itu bernama Queen Salsa, yang memilki nama asli Marpuah Bolecuria. Dia adalah wanita jahat bertompel suruhan dari geng Kill Rabbits untuk menggoda para member Cute Alligators. Kill Rabbits sendiri terdiri dari Didi Blue, sebagai ketua geng dan memiliki kekuatan aneh yang berasal dari planet Neptunus, Qimons adalah member kedua yang memiliki kekuatan tentakel yang bearsal dari mutasi gen gurita, dan kekuatan mereka didukung oleh Prof. Rudolf yang seorang ilmuan handal namun memilkii kelemahan yang parah, yaitu paling tidak bisa melihat wanita cantik dan seksi. Lalu mampukah Cute Alligators melawan Kill Rabbits? Yuk simak kelanjutannya disini.

Dunia mengalami kekacauan yang ditimbulkan oleh evolusi manusia, dimana mereka mulai bisa mengendalikan api, terbang, dan menghancurkan gedung dengan tangan kosong. kesampingkan itu, kekacauan yang sebenarnya ada di balik awan yang tinggi, siapa? Bintang-bintang jatuh, mahluk buas dengan tentakel panjang dan ribuan mata di sepanjang kabut gelap, para dewa yang turun dari takhta. akankah manusia bisa bertahan dan melawan? ini cerita tentang seseorang yang paling hebat mengalahkan musuh manusia!

Okay, before you drop a review before reading this novel, let me just tell you this novel won't be about reading others playing games via a novel nor is it a fan-fic, but rather it's about someone who was known for being a god in PUBG carrying his playstyle and survival instincts into the real world when the apocalypse took place. This book is inspired by Code Geass, Gundam Seed, Gundam 00, and PUBG. Okay, now for the real synopsis, after battle royale games went mainstream and PUBG & Fortnite took it to staggering heights in popularity, streamers of this game were also brought in to share the spotlight. Amongst all PUBG streamers, the group Big D Brings Spring stood at the top, with the squad consisting of Phantom Pen15, Ricedoctor, Dildo Swaggins, and Givemethatchicken. So yeah, these guys were streaming PUBG, making good money, and suddenly sh*t hits the fan and the apocalypse happened. Is Big D gonna bring spring this time? Or is it gonna go limp and flap in the wind? Already familiar with survival, scavenging and battle royale style gameplay, can these ding dongs use what they learned in video games to survive in this new world, not be retarded, farm up, and rise up against the forces behind the apocalypse? Author Note: Yeah it’s a fiction, first time writing, but have been translating for 2 years now on both good and trash novels (one of the best and one of the worst on Webnovel), which taught me what to do and what not to do. Now the first question is, based on the username in the squad Big D Brings Spring, which ethnicity is each from? First 10 people that guesses right gets free boner- I mean bonus chapters and early access for a month. Post your answers in the form of 5-star reviews, and the winner will be announced when the novel reaches 2M views. Cover designed by DylanWE from DeviantArt.

Joe he’s an average man who works a minimum wage job he but one day he gets shot through the ass and dies

Despite making millions a year from some lucky investments made during his youth, Alan Spinchter lives paycheck to paycheck. The reason? His enormous income is blown on parties, women, and drugs.. and after two decades of such a lifestyle, Alan's heart finally gave away when going to town on a pair of blonde twins he had paid far too much for a single evening. Despite his life slipping away, Alan had a goofy smile as he died how he always wanted to. With two beauties wrapping their tongues around his cock. 'Ah, please let me do his again in my next life' were his last thoughts as his time on Earth came to an end. But his story was only just beginning.

I stole from some hobbos and I'm suddenly a fucking dildo??? wtf is going on!!!!

Hi, my name is Alexander Kingstone, and this is the story of how fate wanted to fuck me with a 13-inch dildo, so I fucked her back by surviving and becoming more powerful than her ------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first novel, I am trying to become a serious author, I will try to commit no errors in my grammar, if there are just tell me. Chapters will come out whenever I can, I still have to go to school

Dick was a handsome young man in his early twenties. He was very successful among women and he went from conquest to conquests. He didn't mind breaking the hearts of the numerous women he dated and was only focused on the pleasures of the flesh. One day, he ends up breaking the heart of someone he shouldn't have and is cursed. He then becomes an object which symbolized his entire life which was dedicated to pleasing women in the most primal sense, a dildo. If you want to know what happens to him, continue reading.

Dewa Ubur-ubur adalah cerita tentang seorang pria yang terbangun di dunia lain. Setelah minum karena kekalahannya dalam permainan, Sui Xiong berakhir di tengah laut. Anehnya, dia sekarang menemukan bahwa dia tidak lagi ada dalam bentuk manusia tetapi dalam keadaan roh tanpa tubuh. Untuk bertahan hidup dan menemukan cara untuk kembali ke Bumi, dia kemudian mencari tubuh untuk menampung jiwanya. Setelah beberapa kali konfrontasi dengan beberapa makhluk di bawah laut, dia memutuskan untuk menerima tubuh ubur-ubur. Ubur-ubur ini luar biasa besar. Dengan tentakelnya, ia menangkap roh orang lain untuk memelihara kekuatannya sendiri. Di dunia ini, Sui Xiong tidak hanya sangat kuat tetapi dia juga memiliki kemampuan untuk mengeluarkan sihir. Dengan kemampuan berbakat ini dan dikombinasikan dengan pengetahuannya dari dunia beradab di Bumi, dia bisa membantu orang yang sudah meninggal untuk bangkit kembali, dan mengubah penampilan seseorang. Seiring perjalanannya untuk menemukan dunia ini berlanjut, dia bertemu banyak makhluk ganjil dan mistik di sepanjang jalan, yang adalah Dewa, Manusia, Binatang Iblis, Naga Raksasa dan banyak organisme lain yang belum ditentukan. Beberapa dari mereka mungkin memujanya dengan gila-gilaan, sementara yang lain membencinya. Beberapa mungkin menjadi musuhnya. Beberapa mungkin akhirnya menjadi rekan satu timnya pada akhirnya. Dari seorang gamer di Bumi hingga di sini, dia menjadi Dewa (bahkan dia sendiri belum bisa memverifikasi ini), memiliki agamanya sendiri dan bahkan gereja dengan Tanah Suci untuk memperjuangkan keadilan. Dunia macam apa ini? Jenis keberadaan apa yang mungkin hidup di dunia ini? Rahasia apa yang dimiliki dunia ini? Bisakah Sui Xiong kembali ke Bumi? Ikuti terus ceritanya untuk mengetahui jawaban dari pertanyaan tersebut. Sedikit penjelasan tentang Ubur-ubur yang digambarkan dalam penampilannya menyerupai gurita setinggi ratusan meter, dengan lengan dan kaki berselaput yang tampak seperti manusia dan sepasang sayap yang belum sempurna di punggungnya. Kepala Ubur-ubur digambarkan mirip dengan keseluruhan gurita raksasa, dengan jumlah tentakel yang tidak diketahui di sekitar mulutnya.

Anastasia dan Bianca merupakan anak yatim piatu yang tinggal di sebuah panti asuhan bernama "Happy Life". Akan tetapi, hidup mereka tidak seindah yang pikirkan. Mereka tiap hari harus mengejarkan pekerjaan yang cukup melelahkan dari pemilik panti. Suatu ketika, Anastasia ditugaskan untuk membawa binatang peliharaan pemilik panti di taman. Saat dia membawa binatang itu, tiba-tiba dia mendengar seorang anak yang tampaknya sedang di bully oleh beberapa anak lainnya. Anastasia membantu anak itu dan mereka kemudian menjadi teman. Dia lalu berterima kasih dan meninggalkan Anastasia. Anastasia kembali ke panti, tetapi masalah lain kembali muncul. Salah seorang anak panti lainnya tiba-tiba menghilang. Anastasia ditugaskan untuk mencari anak panti itu dan berhasil menemukannya. Anak itu ternyata disekap oleh sosok mahluk yang aneh. Mereka akhirnya menemukan cara untuk meloloskan diri dan segera kembali ke panti. Akan tetapi, mahluk itu tampaknya tidak melepas mereka dengan mudah. Anastasia sempat ditangkap oleh mahluk itu menggunakan tentakelnya, tetapi dengan perlawanan singkat Anastasia bisa meloloskan diri. Namun, mahluk aneh itu meninggalkan sebuah luka aneh di kaki Anastasia. Suatu ketika, seorang donatur datang yang ternyata adalah orang tua dari anak yang dibantunya ketika di taman waktu itu. Mereka menawarkan anak-anak panti untuk bermain di karnival berjalan milik donatur. Semuanya tampak aman-aman saja, tetapi Bianca yang merupakan sahabat karibnya tiba-tiba menghilang tanpa jejak. Anastasia berusaha mencari keberadaan temannya itu. Setelah diteliti lebih lanjut, temannya ternyata diculik oleh satu satu mahluk yang sama persis menyerangnya waktu itu. Anastasia mulai berkeliling mencari sahabatnya di karnaval tersebut dan berhasil menemukan sahabatnya. Namun, Anastasia terlambat karena temannya seketika menghilang ketika berada di dalam sebuah ruangan yang penuh kaca. Tiba-tiba luka milik Anastasia seketika bereaksi hingga Anastasia mampu membuka sebuah portal ke dimensi lain yang bernama Mirland. Anastasia memutuskan untuk masuk ke dunia itu untuk mencari sahabatnya yang menghilang. Akan tetapi, setiap tindakan ada resiko yang harus ditanggung. Di saat yang bersamaan, Anastasia juga secara tidak langsung memberikan kesempatan kepada mahluk jahat dari dunia Mirland untuk ke luar dan menguasai dunia. Anastasia harus cepat mencari keberadaan Bianca serta mencegah mahluk jahat itu untuk menguasai dunia atau semua yang dikenalnya akan menghilang.

When The impossible becomes the possible When The dead comes back When The supernatural exist and does not hide anymore The search of answers is coming to an end The world is close by, change is coming. It Has Begun. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Follow the main character as he tries to find the meaning of his life as he travels around the world and beyond on the search for his answers. "You know your horns look like a dildo right?" "Gwrrrrrrrrrr!" "Ya i thought so, its best to break them off and make a living off of them though i hear the vibrating type is best" "Gwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am a newbie writer. Please forget about the grammar errors and my release dates so I will send them randomly, but I will try at least two chapters weekly.

pov: you're scrolling Instagram and webnovel posts a novel title generator and you get "Hot Mistress married at a police station" and now you cannot sit still without writing this absolute whackiness. thank you. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Nia is a dirt poor college student making ends meet by selling sex toys in her hometown. After profitable three years of interning she finally gets caught by a Priest. And the price to pay is heavy. It's an impromptu wedding. With someone who feels like a stalker. HELP. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ it's dramatic crack is what this book is. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ if you're reading this I hope you know that it contains crude humor and overuse of the word "dildo". I mean nothing as offense and have no aim at offending any caste, creed, culture or religion by writing this stuff. It's all fun and jokes.

Both of them stop and stare at the long purple dildo can be seen on his desk. Jay dead pans to him but I can see the confusion in his eyes as if asking ‘why do you have this?’ He smirks at Jay and leans in, “I’m just measuring.” Jay looks even more confused. He leans in even more with his hot breath on Jay, “ Measuring how deep it goes in.” Jay smirks saying, “Mind if I see.” ‘!!!!!!’ *** Noah Thomas feels like he can’t get a win in life. It just seems like he can’t catch a break and is getting the shit end of the stick when it comes to family and love. However, that’s not stopping him from trying to live his best life. He is a charming, BL loving guy who just wants to live his life. He is easy going but if you have malice intent, he won’t be scared to put you in your place. He’s gonna live his life and just ignore his problems. Like his nightmares that won’t seem to go away about that disgusting awful time in that dark room, where he can still see his smile even in daylight. Hopefully he’ll be alright, right? Jay Anderson is a popular and well known guy at his College. Hes just like any other guy, has close buddies, has a pretty girlfriend and seems to be doing fine in class but doesn’t seem to ever let his guard down. Never letting anyone completely in, until he meets him, Noah, the guy who can make anyone have fun without even trying with the brightness smile. ‘Shit, I think I’m in love with a man.’ #BL #Sweetlove #BottomMC #TopML #PowerCouple #Yaoi #Protagonistfallsinlovefirst #Campus #EasyGoingMC #CoolML Enjoy!

Jay was having a weird day. Freaky even. He had avoided death just today over 30 times. So much so that he had become paranoid that someone was out to get him. But he survived. Because he was awesome. That night as he went to sleep, he died of a brain aneurysm. Tragic! Truly tragic. Then something happened and he was reincarnated in a fantasy world. Cheat superpowers, cliche quests and a harem full of busty beauties, here I come! Or so it was supposed to be. Only it wasn't. Instead he was born to a cobbler in a small border town, in a world ruled by dungeon conquerors with an iron fist that regularly fucked with the commoners with their 18 inch spiked steel dildos. They hoarded all the best grinding spots, the 33 world dungeons and all the best loot, armed with their hundreds of years of farmed exp as tower lords, allowing next to no social mobility. With the 33 dungeons inaccessible, a poor background, and no cheat superpowers, how will our hero ever rise to the ocassion? Read to find out!