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Van and his friend Magus had reincarnated in another world with magic. Tasked to kill the demon lord, they set forth. Van was granted very rough skills that made life for him in that world a living hell, yet he muscled through. Magus however, was bestowed with unfair skills. Due to some of said skills, he gained a harem, which in time, included the girlfriend Van made in the world. After beating the Demon Lord, and after finding out his girlfriend had been stolen from him, he got very upset and so he went to propose to... The Demon Lord...!?

Ninsun uma aventureira que escala a torre com um propósito nobre de salvar o mundo de sua destruição. Um dia traída pelos seus companheiros ela acidentalmente é teleportado para o último andar onde encontra o Boss, mas... ele é gentil?

Spiritual Qi Resurgence, Gods descending? Continuous disasters, all living beings suffering? What does it have to do with me? I'm just a patient with an incurable disease, who's been given up on treatment and has a countdown to death. Embarking on the path of exorcising demons and annihilating immortals with my crippled body is not for the sake of protecting my family and country, but because the hazardous duty pay is too tempting, especially the compensation... "This Evil Gods profession system is cursed, even if there's smooth progress in the early stages, the practitioners will eventually commit suicide..." "Give me a set." "This Demon Sword poisons its user and has already taken ninety-nine lives..." "Give me two, and also that man-eating demonic helmet, soul-devouring blood claws, get me a set." "This Magic Potion is harmful to heaven and earth..." "Enough talk, I'll take them all!" However, the problem is, why am I still alive after taking on all these high-risk missions, stepping on every risk, and doing every deadly task? 【Congratulations, congratulations! Ranked first among the Top Ten Heroes Who Moved the World...】 "...Heavens, wasn't the average life expectancy in this line of work three and a half years? I've been here for one cycle of three years after another, I'm almost an S-level hunter, the first of the top ten heroes! Why am I still alive? I just want to make an honor sacrifice, scam some compensation! Is that so hard?!"

Keira Olsen got married, she herself didn't know that her husband, who came out of nowhere, was actually the richest man! She was just an illegitimate daughter who couldn't see the light of day, struggling to survive since childhood. While he was the darling of the heavens, high above all. Their statuses were worlds apart; everyone was waiting for Keira Olsen to be kicked out, but as they waited, all they got was the richest man's post on Moments: “Wife, is it possible not to divorce?” Everyone: ??? [strong FL, secret identity, powerful couple, 1V1]

Li Tian always thought life was a bit too boring. After dying in a freak accident, he’s reincarnated in a world that’s—well, still pretty boring. Until boom, a meteor strikes, and suddenly, it’s zombies everywhere. Normally, that would be bad. But for Li Tian? Not so much. He becomes a zombie himself—but with a twist: he still has his brain. And with that, he discovers the Undead Evolution System—turns out, dying doesn’t mean you’re out of luck, especially if you like killing things and getting stronger! Fast-forward to a little while later: just when Li Tian thinks he’s got this whole zombie thing under control, a spaceship from another galaxy lands on Earth. Apparently, Earth is just some backwater planet in the grand scheme of things, and humans? Well, we’re somewhere near the bottom of the cosmic food chain. But hey, at least we get to join an intergalactic empire! And did someone say cultivation? Cue the cultivation lessons, space politics, and some truly questionable life choices. Li Tian’s goal? Evolve into a super-undead powerhouse. Too bad his snarky inner thoughts, love for random zombies, and the occasional romantic encounter might just make that a bit more complicated than expected. Join Li Tian on his accidental journey to becoming the universe’s most confused—and surprisingly powerful—undead cultivator. Will he rise to the top of the food chain, or will he be too busy cracking jokes and trying not to eat his own brain? Only time will tell... and maybe a few more zombies along the way. (Warning: May contain too many undead puns and a lot of sarcasm.) Cover art is not mine.

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Title: When I Met My Wife Again Where to read: Wattpad- https://www.wattpad.com/story/388236538?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=Ri22co18 - WebNovel: http://wbnv.in/a/e2inbHG Plot Summary: Benedict discovers that he is unable to have children with his wife, Jenny. This leads him to have an affair with another woman and father a child. Jenny discovers the affair and is deeply hurt. Their argument escalates into a tragic car accident that takes Jenny's life. Consumed by guilt, Benedict finds a book that promises punishment for those who have wronged their spouses. The book transports him to another world where Jenny is alive, and he must atone for his actions. However, the rules of punishment are broken, and the consequences are unknown.

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“The greatest villain in the world? That’s me?!” Kade, a struggling actor, wakes up in a strange fantasy land where everyone thinks he is Kaedus, a feared Dark Lord destined to rule or be defeated by the heroes. With no idea how to use magic or fight, Kade decides to rely on his acting skills to survive. It seems easy enough, until his "loyal" minions start scheming, the hero’s party begins closing in, and the prophecy about his downfall might actually be true. Pretending to be a villain was supposed to be simple, but staying alive might cost Kade more than he ever imagined.

Seaview is a beautiful town touching the ocean, the waves and what lies beneath tell stories of destiny and two hearts collide at the right time. The book details Olivia, a young artist in her mid-twenties who cultivates a dream in the shelter of her post-traumatic recurrent pain and whose life revolves around producing art and the soothing sound of the sea. They embrace Liam as a mysterious young man diagnosed with ‘troubled past’ who comes to Seaview for solace from physical and metaphysical confusion. As fate would have it, they get off on the same bus and for whatever reason, they can’t deny the chemistry between them. In the process of the two characters’ interaction trust and Love eventually appear. Still, the unexpected coming of forgotten secrets can compel the Couple to destroy all the creations till then. When Olivia and Liam come home they are forced to face their fears and the things they have run from, discover a reality they never wanted to come true, and learn how to accept the things they never wanted to accept. Forced into fear and betrayal, joy, and sorrow, their love becomes a great poignant picture of life that happens not only on screen but off-screen as well. Nevertheless, for each hardship that they face, they emerge the relationship even stronger showing them that the secret to finding a kind of love that can heal is in opening up to someone else and trusting them.

Zontis merupakan seorang pemuda yang berasal dari negeri yang telah lama hilang yaitu Atlantis. Terjebak di dunia atas membuatnya terkena banyak masalah denga teknologi dan pengetahuan yang berbeda. Hingga seorang gadis yang terasingkan menghampiri Zontis dan membuatnya harus memilih antara Atlantis atau sahabatnya itu.

Warning! Extreme Smut ahead, proceed with caution. Ever heard about the tragedy of Christy 'Kris' the fatty? If you haven't, buckle up for a wild ride. Christy 'Kris' met his end in the most humiliating way imaginable—dying of explosive diarrhea while confronting his cheating girlfriend. Yes, you read that right. He literally died shitting. To make matters worse, his best friend, his new best friend and girlfriend and her little sister also met their demise in his poopocalypse, drowning in the mess. But that wasn't the end for Kris. By some twist of fate, he was sent back five days before the disaster struck. Armed with the knowledge of his embarrassing death, he now has a chance to change his fate and get sweet, sweet revenge on those who wronged him. Can Kris transform from fatso to ultimate chad and cuck his backstabbing best friend? Can he plough through his ex-girlfriend's friends and family, leaving a trail of broken hearts? Can he make his stepfamily pay for making him a loser? And can he turn the tables on his bullies and give them a taste of their own medicine?

Aimi Amirul has hit rock bottom. His dreams of becoming a renowned webnovel author are slipping away, buried under rejection emails and self-doubt. But when a mysterious library appears on a restless night, Aimi’s life takes a turn for the extraordinary. Awakened by his touch, the Egyptian gods—Thoth, Isis, Osiris, and Anubis—charge him with an impossible quest: to rediscover the lost stories of the past and restore balance to the creative world. Thrown into a series of divine trials that test his resolve and imagination, Aimi teleported to the timeline of Egypt's god where he met another failed writer named Ash.Together they rekindle their passion for storytelling.With wisdom gifted by ancient gods and a heart transformed by his journey, Aimi writes the masterpiece that could change his fate. “I Failed in Writing Novel: So I Met Egyptian Gods” is an inspirational tale of perseverance, magic, and the unyielding power of dreams. And the born of Pen’s name -AimiAsh- ( ps. this is where it all started at least in my imagination)

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This novel is about two love birds named Asher and Belinda. Their love seemed to be very unfading even though it had lot of conflicts. Belinda falls pregnant and gave birth to a baby girl. Asher named the baby as 'Namisa'. Asher's company then transferred him to Durban, he had to go even though he didn't want to for the sake of the his job. Shortly there after Belinda and the baby visited him to celebrate their birthdays. The saddest part of this novel is that Asher dies on his birthday at work. It was an unnatural death. Belinda was crying each and every day, hating to believe that he is no more. She finds out that Asher left her with another baby on her womp, that almost killed her but she had to live for the sake of her kids. She gave birth to a baby boy who was a copy of Asher. She named the baby after his father. That was the first and last love she had for a man. She couldn't live without Asher.

The only humans left in the universe... A budding world... The start of everything for Earth... Just with the Will to Survive.... A bright and cheeky smile... Proudly introducing myself to the whole universe, "Hi, I am from Earth." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Please be kind and above all be generous with you criticism, request and obviously praise. A simple promise to make it enjoyable. Will hope to stack a lot of chapters before publishing and making a patreon. I am knee deep in loans. Welp. XD. Love you all in advance.

William Scott, a soldier, returned to the city with the goal to live the rest of his life peacefully. He would practice the lifestyle of a retired person. However, his mother set him up on blind dates time and again. Unwilling to keep up with her arrangements, he was left with no choice but to pretend to be in a relationship with Yvette Quinn, a female CEO who was also forced by her parents to go on blind dates. To his surprise, this was only the beginning of many troubles to come. Before he could get to settling those troubles, he first needed to sort out an even more pressing problem. The girl looked at him and asked, “Take a guess. Am I the elder cousin or the younger cousin? As my boyfriend, you should be able to differentiate between the two of us, right?” His contract girlfriend was so unprofessional. Although they had an agreement, she was always asking her younger cousin to take her place and pretend to be her around him. What should he do about that?

How can I trust you? If sometimes i need to explain but you didn't listen? How can i trust you? If sometimes you need to pretend that you're innocent but inside are not? How can i trust you? If you're fooling me and yourself in the situation? How Can i Trust You? If i'm stranger for you? And how can i trust you? If you're a stranger for me too?

You won't understand it before you want to understand it. After living with the old cripple for eighteen years, Shu Guan discovered that cultivation was actually a simple matter. On the azure sea, a massive fleet of steel ships sailed against the wind and waves. Beneath the deep sea, a giant dragon opened its golden eyes and coldly looked up. Fighter jets roared, cutting through the clouds. Ahead, a large wing descended from the clouds, and a crane cried out in the vast sky. On the battlefield, artillery fire filled the sky, bullets flew, and amidst it all, sword energy could be faintly heard. This is a world where technology has risen, yet myths have not dissipated. The path to immortality has been severed, leaving only a solitary figure walking alone.

Choehabu wakes in a black space. Light touches nothing, only shadows remain. An indeterminate amount of time transpires before a ball of light brings Choehabu into a new world. A world based off of Korea, but with a few differences. A new world awaits him, one that will bring him to the highest peaks, and the lowest depts. Currently canceled. If this were to begin again, I'd start at the beginning and construct a different and better world because holy shit, was this awful.

The love story of Lilian akari, who is known as perfect to everyone. She wants to learn to love. she enter a prestigious high school of high level people where she bump into a boy while getting to school on her first day

Recounts a transformative journey from screen addiction and social media obsession to a life of purpose and faith. The author reflects on a childhood overshadowed by digital distractions, leading to struggles with social interactions, academic performance, and a lack of connection to faith. The memoir details the author’s battle with negative influences and the turning point that prompted a decisive break from digital distractions. Embracing a healthier lifestyle and rekindling spiritual practices, the author navigates the path to personal growth and fulfillment. This compelling account highlights the challenges and triumphs of reclaiming one’s life from modern distractions and offers inspiration for those seeking their own path to transformation.

One day, Kleint was summoned to an unknown world after an enigmatic message appeared on his screen: - Will you participate in the game? - The monsters poured out, and an incredible crisis ensued. Kleint's talent couldn't have been worse. [The player's talent is horrible] [No matter how hard you work, your talent level will not improve.] Magic and monsters existed in this place, and he seemed to have those powers. Although Kleint's talent is not the best, all that changes when he has a pair of strange eyes. ....