Funny Jokes To Tell A Girl

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Dolce Sanchez is a cocky person with an untamable ego and pride. Her gypsy appearance makes her exceptional from the people she lives with in the slums of los Angeles. She begs on the street in order to fulfill her wistful desires. Salvador Niven, the youngest son and heir to the Niven empire befriends Dolce the very first day he saw her begging on the street. Their friendship was beautiful and perfect, until both of them started developing feelings for each other. Pablo Niven elder brother of Salvador falls for Dolce the very first day he saw her with his brother. He ends up stalking them finding out their usual spot and the fact that Dolce is a nobody. He teams up with his mom and they connived everything in their power to separate them. Pablo forces himself on Dolce one faithful night leaving her in a turmoil after finding out two months later that she’s pregnant. She becomes confused of which of the brothers is responsible. “Ladies and Gentleman. I present to you all Delphina Vuitton, the soon to be bride of my son Salvador. Dolce couldn’t process the information she just received, with shaky hands she dropped the tray of champagne bottles causing a loud bang. Salvador’s eyes went wide as saucers. “What the heck is that thing doing in my house?…Felicia Salvador’s mom yelled. Salvador walked in large strides moving towards her as he grabbed her arm harshly and ushered her towards the kitchen. “What are you doing here” You know my family dislike you and why are you dressed as a waitress, he blurted irritated sizing her up and down. “I don’t care, I’m pregnant Salvador and you are here about to marry that spoil brat? She blurted as tears welled up in her eyes. “ What nonsense Dolce? When and How? I don’t remember doing such thing with you…he blurted confused. “You were drunk Salvador, I can’t believe you’re saying this. “ There she is officer . Arrest her Felicia yelled. She spent 9 months in jail paying for a crime she didn’t commit. Each and every day she went through torture and pain with the seed of vengeance growing inside of her. Twenty years later Dolce manages to set her life on track by building an empire and owning one of the biggest fashion house in los Angeles. She swore to revenge on the Niven by making them loose the power and authority they have. Zain the only son of Dolce falls in love with Pablo’s daughter putting Dolce in a turmoil. She has no other choice but to break them apart. She hates the fact that her only son fell for the daughter of her enemies and not her choice of girl . She succeeds in breaking them apart which was her biggest mistake because her son ends up hating and rebelling against her.

"You are not a god to judge, you are not a father to punish." Committing a crime in King Gustaf's Kingdom is a crime. The love volume about love, rights and justice. "The Miss Thailand MC Pang will have to face demons from her past in Sakhon Nakhon. She wants to be their Bride. Lady Queen Narak is a landlady in a lucky escape from death in Thailand the former MC who never became a famous singer and had near death experience will meet her once more, her promise to Ban Toya. She left her family mansion and her private school life abandoning her spies school seeking a new juicy life in erotic exposure to local Lords to claim a throne of a love in England. When her Spaniard Tom Powers saves her she opens on a side job her cannabis plantation tents to the love bungalow for her tired men can seek love and compassion. She has a passion for returning prisoners and duty to serve them in her love affair bringing our heroes Rento Olympo, Igno Bazuka and Ban Toya." It was her love tale she wrote working in Oxfordshire Brothel. She met her lesbian partner from Poland who is journalist from Poland Krakow. She decided to have her writing skills of school teacher enhanced from a true research analysis she provides for her lovedrama projects and De Volkspark Journal in Enschede.

I died in peace and confusion. Woke up being devoured by my own Father. Turns out, divinity tastes like stomach acid and forgotten memories. I was Human... Now I'm...Hades, God of Wealth, Underworld and The Dead* A sentient divine clay puppet wearing a dead man’s dreams. *Complaints about Death itself? Please direct all grievances to: THANATOS, the God of Death (I just handle the riches and the screaming souls) Experience a reincarnation myth like no other, told through the eyes of the reborn god—and the souls who defy oblivion.

«Can a marriage built solely on mutual benefit grow into something more?» She is the daughter of the powerful Duke of the Nadal Empire, but due to certain circumstances has been rejected by her own family. Entering into a marriage of convenience with the deposed Crown Princess, she hopes to use her as a weapon to avenge her humiliation. Except… Is this plan really as foolproof as she thought? — Wife, you know what your biggest mistake was? You thought you could control me. — You… She suppressed a shudder and stepped back like prey caught in a beast's trap. — …But the thing is, I'm completely untrainable. The princess's lips covered hers, and Remesis felt as if she had been thrown into the centre of a storm she could not resist. Support me on: https://boosty.to/meredit

A shy girl’s anonymous letters spark a hidden romance beneath falling cherry blossoms at school.

Everett Knight is the one-and only-son of McAllister knight. McAllister has never wanted his son to be dragged into the dirty business that he does. So he hid it from him trying to give him a normal life. Of course Everett wasn’t stupid he knew what his father did and honestly he wanted nothing to do with it. But when McAllister Knight has a medical scare and he realizes he may not be around to protect Everett any longer he reluctantly proposes that Killian Lancaster marry his son so he can be protected. Killian has been in love with Everett for as long as he can remember but McAllister Knight has kept him away from his son. Until now.

After graduation, Krishna Roy chose a risky path: becoming a writer. Under the pen name K. Dharma, his short stories gained a small but loyal following. But passion doesn’t always pay rent. With his bank balance shrinking, salvation arrives in the form of his eccentric college friend—now a local councillor—who offers him a tutoring gig. Sounds simple enough. Until he finds out that his first student is a foreigner. A VIP foreigner. Who doesn’t speak the local language. Caught between cultural confusion, awkward conversations, and his own career struggles, Krishna’s quiet life is about to turn upside down. Dive into a heartwarming and hilarious tale of everyday chaos, unexpected bonds, and the misadventures of a broke writer who really didn’t sign up for this.

When the last good men are betrayed, only ashes remain. Frank Armstrong, Bruce Redford, and Chad "The Punisher" von Richter lead America's finest into what they believe is a final strike against gang unification. But Fort Blackridge is no abandoned prison — it's a Cold War fortress, a slaughterhouse wired to ignite. Betrayed by their own government, surrounded by thousands of enemies, with no reinforcements coming, the Army of Two and their last brother-in-arms make their final stand. Blood, fire, and brotherhood — all consumed in a single night. They were never meant to survive. But legends are not born in safety. They are forged in the fire of betrayal. ###### Tags for Chapter 1: Military Action Betrayal Brotherhood Tragedy Political Conspiracy Dark Future Heavy Firefights War Drama Heroic Last Stand

"Emotions are contradictory and can make you make wrong decisions" those were the words her father once said to Rin. Those words remained engraved in her mind and even more when she had to go through events that would give a meaning to those affirmations her father gave, her first love, her first illusion was the one that gave reason to those words her father told her in the past and the reason why her life in the future has been a disaster. Did she lose her marriage, did she lose her family? -Life hit her hard when she learned that life is not rosy, whoever says they love you does not truly love you, and it is easy to deceive and lie to get some benefit however small or big. She spent years in the shadows trying to ease the pain of her past, she decided to rebuild her life, maybe alone But with determination' she would no longer be a weak woman dependent on a marriage for something I managed to open "do you want something to go?" A coffee shop and the possible reason why her life will change. Is there room for love? Or is only self-love enough? These are questions that will eventually be uncovered and will test her fidelity to both herself and her heart.

Zhao Mingyu, the crown prince of the Qin Kingdom, has lost his purpose and direction after the death of his mother. His reckless behavior earns him the title of the "foolish prince," as he spirals further into self-destructive actions. However, when two supernatural events unfold—one in his ancient timeline and another in the modern world—Zhao Mingyu finds himself facing a new, unexpected reality. As both himself and the supposed twin sisters he never knew he had, how will he navigate the challenges of his life, balancing his royal responsibilities, his grief, and the mysterious forces that now bind him to two worlds? DISCLAMER: All names, characters, places, events, and incidents depicted in this story are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The settings and elements within this work are products of the author's imagination and are not intended to reflect or represent real-world places, people, or occurrences.. Contains Gender Bender yuri and other such elements P.s the two supernatural events don't take place at the same time

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

"Zareka — Is She AI?" Zareka is the mysterious girl who keeps appearing in Andres’s dreams. But when she leads him into a dazzling future, the dream becomes a thrilling reality. Together, they embark on a desperate mission to save millions from poverty in the dystopian Republic of Kisola, now under the grip of a ruthless authoritarian ruler. Their journey takes them across the vast Samara Sea, guarded by the legendary Nine Dragons of Zovok. Can Andres and Zareka defy the odds, defeat tyranny, and free the people of Kisola from slavery?

Some stories aren’t meant for the daylight. In The Stories I Tell in the Dark, a father shares eerie, emotional, and quietly terrifying tales with his son — stories that twist the ordinary into the unsettling. These are short stories for those who enjoy a different kind of horror: the kind that lingers, that whispers, that waits. Each tale stands alone, but together they form a haunting collection about the shadows we live with, the places we shouldn’t go, and the things we only speak of when the lights are out.

he thought does blue eyes were magical

A girl exploring her life in sea.

When Aadi, a young man, searches for two people who are precious to him, his efforts land him in an unexpected place with an unrelenting foe, whose blows shatter the earth and rend boulders asunder. Their conflict sparks a partnership for the ages and spurs Aadi on an adventure that he wouldn't have imagined possible. --- Disclosure: Free chapters of this novel by Windus Andar will be published on several platforms: Wattpad, Royal Road, Scribble Hub, and WebNovel. These free chapters will also be published on Angel Grove Studio's website. Premium chapters will be available on Windus Andar's Patreon page. After the novel is completed, it will be published on Amazon and Smashwords and its affiliates.

This is a story of small 19 year old girl who has no parents except for her little brother who is the only family she has.Growing up in poverty, all she dreamt was of completing her studies ,,securing a good job and being able to cover the expenses of her brother studies and most *importantly* having a peaceful and beautiful life with her brother,,,,but will that ever happen cuz after all she's female lead in our story!!!!!! What will happen when her path crosses with Rich Hmmmm.... well handsome guyy!!! for that you gotta read this $pretty...>_

When Bruce, a gentle-hearted undercover cop, meets a tragic end during a dangerous mission, he awakens to a shocking new reality—he’s been reborn as Lili, an 8-year-old girl struggling to survive alone in a harsh medieval world. Isolated in a lakeside cottage, Lili battles loneliness, hunger, and the dangers of the wilderness with only her determination and her animal friends for comfort. Gifted with ethereal beauty and an angelic voice, Lili’s fateful arrival in the humble village of Einsway instantly captures hearts and invites both admiration and danger. Yet behind the villagers' awe lurk darker intentions—greedy bandits, predatory villagers, and hidden conspiracies threaten her newfound peace. Drawing on memories from her previous life, Lili must navigate friendships, threats, and romance in a world filled with superstition and peril. Will Lili’s songs unite a village, or will her unique talents make her the target of ruthless opportunists? A tale of innocence, resilience, survival, and redemption unfolds as a once-powerful man embraces a new life, new strengths, and an unexpected destiny. --- Tags: Reincarnation Female Protagonist Medieval Fantasy Adventure Slice of Life Survival Child Protagonist Music Beauty Romance Action Drama Dark Fantasy Noble Identity Villagers Protective Characters Emotional Growth --- Genre: Fantasy / Historical Romance --- Setting: Medieval Fantasy World (Kingdom of Albion) --- Character Traits: Innocent and Determined Female Lead Protective Allies Complex Antagonists --- Audience: Suitable for readers who enjoy reincarnation stories, medieval fantasy, and emotional narratives blending warmth, danger, and heartfelt growth. --- Tone: Heartwarming yet suspenseful, with moments of humor, emotional depth, and gripping tension. --- Enjoy diving into this immersive medieval fantasy tale, where songs have power, innocence faces adversity, and one girl's spirit lights the darkness!

An introspective story about subtle jealousy, buried pettiness, and the complicated politics of being a woman among women especially when the male gaze is involved. It’s a story about the contradictions we live with: how we root for other women and secretly compare ourselves to them, how we crave sisterhood but sometimes resent its rules, and how craving outer validation can shift loyalties and test our sense of self. Told with raw humor, quiet rage, and unapologetic honesty, this is not a story of redemption or resolution. It’s a confession of the pettiest kind.