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A man suddenly finds himself inside the world of his favorite game, Brave Hearts, after a night of gaming... Mistaken for “Raye Alvah,” the ruffian second son of a duke, he faces hostility from strangers and is publicly disowned by the noble family! And as he pieces together his strange new reality, he realizes he’s living as a minor villain destined to be forgotten after being defeated by the protagonist! And now... "Fuck this shit, why did it happen to me?" He must adapt to survive in this world.

Everyone transmigrated to the High Continent and became a Lord to participate in the conquest between Lords from all the other races. A few lucky Lords would receive Lord Talents. “Hah! My talent is the Knight’s Hall, a Diamond-Tier Lord Talent! My subjects can job change into a unique warrior class, the Combat Spirit Knight!” “My Lord Talent is the King of Abyss. I can summon demons to become my subjects!” “I have a lot of subjects who are scientists! I can create advanced technologies!” “My Talent allows me to cultivate! I’ll become a celestial!” Zhou Zhou received a Legendary-Tier Lord Talent — 100% drop rate! Not only could he see the things he would receive from an enemy, but his enemies would drop all of their loot when they were defeated. “Watch as I make you drop your Talents!”

HIS BURNING CARESSES ENFLAMED HER - Beautiful Blossom St. Claire is the belle of the Cotswolds. She is betrothed to a wealthy, old country Esquire, to save her family from financial ruin. Until fate throws her in its path, and she meets Oliver Barrington; whose smoldering gaze and knowing touch captures her heart and enflames her very soul! To her dismay, the Barrington's are hell bent on bringing her family to utter ruin and owning the St. Claire's estates! HER SWEET INNOCENCE SEARED HIS SOUL - When tall and handsome Oliver Barrington first laid eyes on Blossom, he was enchanted by her dazzling beauty and avowed to make her his. Until, he discovered she is part of the St. Claire family he is honour-bound to bring to ruin, as he had promised his father on his death bed. Will he choose honour or desire? Updates by 1 chapter everyday!

In Cultivation World With Return Rate System follows the journey of Adam, a modern-day man who unexpectedly transmigrates into a poor, struggling family in an ancient Chinese cultivation world. Armed with a mysterious "Return Rate System," Adam discovers that whatever he gives away, whether it's an item or an action, can be returned to him multiple times over. The more he gives, the more he gains, creating opportunities to elevate his family from poverty. As Adam tests the system and rises through its levels, he faces new challenges. From increasing the wealth of his family with simple exchanges to using the system in combat, Adam finds himself drawn into the dangerous world of sect rivalries, forbidden techniques, and ruthless villains. With each new mission, he unlocks powerful abilities and uncovers deeper secrets about the world around him. While he works tirelessly to grow stronger and build his family's future, Adam must balance his moral compass, as the system offers him temptations and power that could easily lead him astray. Along the way, he makes unlikely allies, forms lasting bonds, and confronts enemies who will stop at nothing to claim the return rate for themselves. Through trials, battles, and the constant pursuit of higher returns, Adam's ultimate goal is to rise from the dirt of his humble beginnings to reshape the world around him—both for his family and for himself. With the power to return and multiply anything, Adam must learn the true cost of power, family, and the price of the Return Rate System. Will Adam’s cleverness and generosity lead him to ultimate success, or will the darkness of ambition consume him? Only time—and the system—will tell.

A true hardcore gamer, Ashok Kumar Maurya, suddenly finds himself forcefully transmigrated to another world which is based on the Open World game, he recently played. However, the biggest shock for him isn't the astonishing transmigration but the unsettling discovery that his new body doesn’t belong to any of the familiar characters that he was accustomed to controlling in the game. The owner of this body is some exiled noble named Adlet. An Extra. A FUCKING THIRD-RATE EXTRA. Before he could overcome the grief of possessing a body that could not even close to the main characters. He is greeted by his trusty aide the 'System,' who explains that he was selected because he was the only being in his previous world who achieved the Best Perfect Ending. The System explains that he could have obtained a better body if he hadn't angered the God of Fate by writing vulgarities about him. However, because the deity is benevolent, the System assigns him a quest given to him by the GOD OF FATE to preserve his life.. MAIN QUEST: ACHIEVE THE BEST PERFECT ENDING AGAIN REWARD: ANY WISH INCLUDING RETURN TO THE PREVIOUS WORLD UPON FAILURE OR REJECTION OF THE QUEST: DEATH As Ashok listens to the system's explanation of his transmigration, his blood begins to boil with anger. Controlling his rage, he firmly asks, “Does your Great Deity have any knowledge of the numerous achievements I earned in the game?” The system responds with a definitive denial. Ashok thinks “God might not have brought me into this world in the first place if he had known about my achievements. That mere GOD wants me to work as a slave only to send me back to my previous life which he considers a reward and if I reject - I Die. Does he think I am some kind of idiot dancing on his palm? HEHEHE! HE WANTS ME TO ACHIEVE AN ENDING. I WILL MAKE SURE HE SEES THE BEST ENDING BUT WHERE I WILL NOT BE THE THIRD-RATE EXTRA WHO STRUGGLES FOR POWER THAT HE DESIRES ME TO BE, BUT A VILLAIN THAT POSES ENOUGH AUTHORITY TO STEP ON HIM LIKE A BUG. LET’S START THE BEGINNING OF MY GREAT JOURNEY TOWARDS THE END BY REMOVING THE LEASH AROUND MY NECK KNOWN AS THE SYSTEM” ……………. Follow the journey of Adlet who uses his knowledge as a means to triumph over the main characters and the World itself.

Harper Wilson, a beautiful YouTuber, attractive woman, and very skilled writer, leads a seemingly uncomplicated life on the road with her campervan, documenting her travels and thrilling her loyal subscribers. But unknown to her followers, Harper have a secret that only a select few are privy to—she is married to Rachel Lee, the beautiful, stunning, with amazing smile, and very famous K-pop idol. Behind the glitz and glamour of Rachel's public persona lies a deeply personal and private life that she guards fiercely. Amidst the glimmering world of fame, Rachel and Harper have discovered a haven where they have nurtured a secret bond shielded from the intrusive gaze of the public. They carefully manage through the complexities of their different worlds, where the vibrant of celebrity clashes with the peacefulness of a nomadic life. However, Harper and Rachel face a devastating decision as the unforeseen danger of discovery approaches. Will they dare to expose the truth, potentially putting Rachel's career and their precious relationship at stake? Or will they continue to live in the shadows, protecting their fragile yet profound connection?

You thought being reincarnated as an extra-side character was bad? Imagine being thrown into the body of a villain who is disowned by his own family and discarded by the author. Guess you have money though... -------- Magic Castle = 10 Chaps 100 Power Stones = 1 Chap 20 Golden Tickets = 1 Chap Cover made by Regressedgod dc: https://discord.gg/8VNNUp6rxb

Ava Wade a talented actress possesses a unique gift - the ability to see the lifespan of those around her, including her own. But her life takes a dramatic turn when she meets Daniel Yolk, a mysterious and charming stranger with the extraordinary power to stop Ava's time. As they fall deeply in love, Ava finds herself frozen in time, her lifespan paused by Daniel's just being a little close. But their love comes with a price. Because his own time will be added to Ava soon, to increase Ava's time, his own lifespan is shortened, making him increasingly prone to death. Ava must confront the devastating reality of her gift and the weight of Daniel's sacrifice as the clock ticks away. Will their love be strong enough to overcome the boundaries of time, or will the very thing that brought them together ultimately tear them apart? In this heart-wrenching tale of love and mortality, Ava and Daniel must navigate the complexities of their extraordinary abilities and the secrets that come with them. Can they find a way to be together, or will time ultimately run out for them?

When I opened my eyes, I found myself face to face with Darius Thorne, the main character of [Arcanus Academy], who was looking at me with disdain. Many questions raced through my mind. What is happening? Is this a dream? Why won't he stop yelling? Am I dead? Does he have something stuck in his teeth? Have I somehow entered the world of my favorite game, like in those Web Novels I read so often? I opened my mouth, about to ask one of the many questions that had come to mind upon realizing the huge mess I was in. What I was about to say would be my first words in this new world. I had to be careful; the slightest mistake could worsen my current situation, which, judging by how things looked, didn’t seem good at all. "Can you get that thing out of your teeth? It's distracting me." Everyone nearby fell silent and stared at me until a burst of laughter erupted. Darius covered his mouth, clearly embarrassed. 'Damn, I already messed it up.' ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ - English is not my native language

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This story is about the Alexander's siblings. Dwayne Alexander's POV Can you just give us another chance please " I pleaded no!' you don't love me enough " she sobs kerry , I do love you " I said in a trembling voice ,how can she thinks I don't. no!' you don't as everytime something comes up you always give up on us " kerry sobs it's true, I hate to admit, I did give up everytime but I wanna make it work now. and I do anything to make her forgive me ... ______ As the night falls and the rain begins to fall Just like the first time they met, in Kim's heart it was romantic. But in her mind it was tragic as whatever falls gets broken. A young man who is in his early twenties and a young lady who is in her teens , stood face to face in the rain looking at each other silently–suddenly, someone broke the silence Yang, i have nothing to say to you .. goodnight and goodbye, " said the young lady in a tired and hurt voice as she called the guy by the nickname she gave him before she even knew his real name, Then she walked away ,but the young man held her hands and pulled her back and said while looking at her eyes . No, we are not done talking, and you're not allowed to walk away without answering me !! , " He said, then add . And I'll ask you again ?”..Why did you go when I asked you to stay ?” .Why do you always run away from me ?” What is wrong, Kim ?”, " the young man asks, annoyed She young lady look look at him with a pain expression on her face even tho her lips had a smile on it and even tho the rain was falling on could still see her eyes were looking as if it would soon begin to flow like the rain She then said with a smirked Do you really not know?” ,Did you ever not know ?? the young man nodded his head The young lady finally had enough as it had been 8 months and decided to confess. Yang , I love you, ever since i first saw you and i can't–do this anymore I have been doing it long before..hoping you would be mine one day, but it never works out Pretending to be your friend it's not easy but I try and I try to forget my feelings and live with you but I guess maybe I should have learned to live without you.” She said then sighed inwardly knowing that it was a bad idea to tell him I did live without you for those few months but then there you go again .. you made things a lot harder when you came back and we became friends and now you're going again Yang, I had enough. You can't keep going and coming out of my life like that. The young man was shocked by the sudden confessions and said nothing like he was in another world . Kimanda looked at him for a while , and when he didn't say anything, she asked , " Can i atless kiss you ?? , without waiting for his reply, she walk up to him with all the courage she had and their lips met It was so sudden that even before Yang could come out of his shock ,then comes another one Kimanda suck and nibbled his lower lips as she had always wanted too as she knew this might be the first and the last time she ever got the chance to , so she took her time even though she wanted more she let go of his lips and looked into his shocked eyes. ----- VOl1 = That stranger that became my everything from nothing, Kim Alexander is a young girl who lost her sister , her best friend,her comfort zone , her idol , her advisor, her protector. Lost in grief, she lost hope , she had lost her world., dream and hopes when lovie lost her life , her friends betrayed her. In two years nothing but fear grows in her heart , she gets distant to her family and everyone she once loved. She don't wanna have that pain of losing someone else and she realizes that everyone who comes will leave eventually. At the age of 13 she falls in love with a stranger who is much older than her , fear crumpled in her heart but still it beats for him. Despite the fear , she went ahead and loved him wholeheartedly . She did secretly for months until she told him but he left anyways

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Sophia, a shy and introverted college student, lands an internship at a prestigious company. On her first day, she accidentally kisses the CEO, Alexander, in the elevator. As they work work together, Sophia and Alexander grow closer, but their differences in social status and age threaten to tear them apart

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Khalil, a freshman student with little gaming experience, wakes up in Celestial Beasts Saga—the unforgiving VR game he never got to play. Stranded as a powerless side character, his only advantage is an unbreakable bond with Guardian of Light, the realm’s rarest light beast and his Tamer Talent which allows him to understand every beast. With a near-impossible success rate of 0.00001%, Khalil must navigate a brutal world filled with merciless trials and cryptic figures, including the infamous villainess, the “Cursed Tamer.” But as alliances and bonds form and mysteries deepen, he realizes the key to survival might lie not in strength, but in defying the rules entirely. The odds are heavily stacked against him, but Khalil isn’t playing to win. He’s playing to survive and save the mysterious doomed game world.

I never thought I'd be writing this testimony, but after experiencing the unthinkable, I feel compelled to share my story with the world. My name is Steve Bierman, and I'm a cryptocurrency enthusiast who's been involved in the space since 2017. I've seen my fair share of ups and downs, but nothing could have prepared me for the day I fell victim to a sophisticated botnet attack. It was a typical Wednesday morning when I received an email that seemed legitimate at first glance. The sender claimed to be from a reputable cryptocurrency exchange, informing me of a security breach and urging me to click on a link to update my account information. I was in a rush, and my guard was down. Before I knew it, I had clicked on the link, and my entire digital life was turned upside down. The next few hours were a blur. I watched in horror as my cryptocurrency wallets were drained, and my accounts were taken over. I felt like I was living in a nightmare, with no way out. The attackers were relentless, using advanced tactics to evade detection and cover their tracks. I was left with nothing but a deep sense of despair and a dwindling hope that I would ever recover my stolen assets. That's when I stumbled upon Cyber Constable Intelligence, a team of experts who specialize in tracking down and recovering stolen cryptocurrencies. I was skeptical at first, but desperation drove me to reach out to them. From the initial consultation to the final resolution, the team at Cyber Constable Intelligence were professional, empathetic, and reassuring. Their approach was methodical and thorough, involving a series of complex procedures to trace the stolen funds and identify the perpetrators. They worked tirelessly behind the scenes, using their extensive network of contacts and cutting-edge tools to stay one step ahead of the attackers. Throughout the process, they kept me informed every step of the way, providing regular updates and explanations that helped me understand the intricacies of their work. the waiting game was agonizing, but I was determined to see it through. And then, the moment of truth arrived. The team at Cyber Constable Intelligence had successfully tracked down the stolen funds and were working with law enforcement agencies to bring the perpetrators to justice. I was overwhelmed with emotion as I watched my cryptocurrencies being transferred back into my wallets, a testament to the team's unwavering dedication and expertise. today, I'm grateful to be back in control of my digital assets, thanks to the incredible work of Cyber Constable Intelligence. Their expertise and professionalism have given me a second chance, and I'm determined to spread the word about their remarkable services. If you're a victim of cryptocurrency theft, don't lose hope. Reach out to Cyber Constable Intelligence , and let their team of experts work their magic. Remember, you're not alone, and there is a way to recover what's rightfully yours. Here's Their info below What Sapp Info: 1. (2. 5.  2.  ) 3.  7.  8.  (7. 6. 1. 1.) Email Info: cyberconstable@coolsite net Website Info : www. cyber constable intelligence   com

This is my life, a life of glass filled with imagination but without any memories. However, what shatters this fragile existence is the cold stone of reality thrown by fate. I don't know where to start, but the end feels inevitable. It's not a happy ending, but at least fate is showing me some kindness. Still, I must begin somewhere.

Alliana had long forgotten the last time she and Cairus shared a night together. Ever since the tragedy they both faced in their first year of marriage, everything seemed to have changed—even the way he treated her. So, she decided to make a move, take a leap of faith, and maybe hope to cross the gap and break the wall. But it wasn’t as easy as it seemed. Alliana realized this the moment she stepped into his office for the first time as his secretary.

[WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE CONTENTS!!!] “Princess, I love you. With all my heart. With all my life. More than life itself. I’m so glad that I found you. Remember princess, I love you.. till my last dying breath, till the day I die.” – Rai. “That’s right, baby girl. You. Are. Mine! Ever since the day you were born, you are mine! God created you for me and no one else! Remember that, baby girl.” – Damian. Meet Katarina, a cheerful, free-spirited woman with a dark past whose fate brought her to two best friends - Damian, the charming, easy-going one, and Rai, the calm, gentle one. Her prince charming and her knight in shining armor, each with secrets of their own. Different yet similar in their own way, best friends nonetheless. Both loving her, both wanting her. Would she be able to choose between the two of them? Who would be her greatest love, and her worst heartbreak? Would any of them be her always? Her forever? What would happen when their demons started to haunt them again? Could she be the strength of someone else despite all her traumas? Could their love survive those many obstacles and tragedies? Could love really conquer all? Would they finally be able to have their ‘happily ever after’? Find it out in this love-triangle story. Note: The story will start off as something like teenage-romance, but it will turn darker with traumatic events. Please be mindful of Kat's mental state and her Bipolar Disorder when you read her becoming indecisive and weak.. I hope you enjoy this story.. Please leave comments and reviews so I know how to improve! Pls follow my IG: @littleangelicdevil for character drawings. Thank you so much! Cover by: @Gisel.arts Love ~ Little Angelic Devil

Kehidupan Yuri berubah drastis setelah sebuah video fan meeting menjadi viral. Pertemuan kembali dengan Leo, teman masa kecilnya yang kini menjadi superstar penyanyi ballad, seharusnya menjadi momen yang menyenangkan. Namun, video singkat itu malah memicu gelombang gosip liar di dunia maya. Seketika, kehidupan Yuri yang tenang berubah menjadi mimpi buruk. Ia menjadi sasaran hinaan dan hujatan tanpa henti di berbagai portal berita, sementara keluarganya pun ikut terkena dampaknya. Di sisi lain, Leo tetap bersikap dingin dan acuh, seolah semua perhatian publik tak berarti apa-apa baginya. Namun, bagi Yuri, beban emosional ini terlalu berat untuk ditanggung. Ketika tekanan dan kemarahan memuncak, ia melakukan sesuatu yang tak seharusnya-sesuatu yang bisa mengubah hubungan mereka selamanya. Mampukah Yuri keluar dari badai ini? Dan apa yang sebenarnya Leo sembunyikan di balik sikap tenangnya?

Alpha wakes up with a nightmare, a nightmare in which she has passed 1 and a half year in an apocalypse and died by the strongest, Vampire Knight. Alpha believed that it was just a nightmare and checked the day and it was 23rd December, 2026, the last day of peace in her dream. The next day, she came to school, as usual, but realized that the things are going like the way it was in her dream. She ran to save her love to the ground but unfortunately, as same in her nightmare, she lost him again and the Apocalypse began again, with a proof that it was not a dream but she has came back to time.

1. Disclaimer: Zero to the strongest villain(setting) 2. Disclaimer: This is not the story where the main character gets Transmits into a novel (he is a villain cause of his action, so there are no hero or main female lead characters like other villain novels. so keep that in mind before you start.) 3. Disclaimer: no harem, there is a single female lead. .............................. After the death of Edwin Bald, one of the greatest villains in Eldora (a world of magic and fantasy creatures) the faceless god gave him an unexpected chance. Even though Edwin was a lich who had broken many laws of nature and committed countless sins, the god offered to make him human again, but not in Eldora. This time, he would be reborn on modern Earth. Additionally, Edwin could choose any blessings (trait/ talent) from the list to help him in his new life. Unexpected to him, Edwin Bald woke up in the body of Asuka Volford, a fatty, trash, molester, who was even cuckolded by his girlfriend, making him commit suicide. Also born to a noble family. The story follows Edwin, and how he step by step become strong, creating his own legend, and ultimately becoming the leader of Earth's biggest criminal syndicate which aims to conquer the entire world, from mere third-rate villain despised by the whole world