Funny Naked Mole Rat

"You are a beautiful mistake which changed my life." ********* There are some mistakes, you shouldn't do! Getting drunk and wasted, Sleeping with your boss in a drunken state, And having sex without a condom. Unfortunately, Amelia did all this and as a result, she got pregnant. For once in her life, Amelia wanted to have fun forgetting her boring life. She wanted to be bold and reckless and wanted to enjoy her life fullest. But all her plans backfired when she found herself naked beside her boss. *********

Waking up naked in a haunted bathtub was not on the Kim Jae's bucket list. Neither was bonding with a grotesque parasite, housing a bunch of rude guests, or battling a god-like entity in a house that seems as alive. Suddenly dragged into a war-torn world where every choice could kill him, he's just trying to survive long enough to figure out how he got here and how to get out. But when every step forward leads closer to the end, the real question isn’t if he’ll die—it’s how many will follow him there.

A new world has been created one among hundreds, made by one of the star engines of the young galaxy, in this world everything within a spirit kindles the gift of intelligence and magic, a gift given by the previous galaxies. for every gust of wind, clump of dirt, grass of weed, tree in a forest, or beast to animals holds a spirit within one must simply awaken it. Our hero given by his future self with a mission, a task or goal he isn't sure, but he is sure that he must survive before anything else in a world, naked and afraid. but not lonely.

the year is 1238 humanity and all other races have accepted to live in Harmony not knowing the dark secrets that are in the light but unseen by a naked eye follow Achlys the boy who got born with a strange marking on his face to see the secrets in the light that create the dark

Aether Torn is a presumed criminal by the population of the Marsh District. But in fact, all he had done was yet to find his Task. He is a street rat, barely getting by for the first sixteen years of his life, one day he then goes out in the Outer World after trying everything else, to defy the Gods. Chapter everyday at 6:00am EST if not two the next.

Set in a dark, steampunk world where gods watch from above, a war rages between three races, and madness spreads like a plague—where is the light in this chaos? Light, once an ordinary young man, never expected to be reincarnated as the very first Ratkin in this grim world. His new race, considered mutants and servants of the dark gods, faces hostility from all sides. But fate grants him a lifeline: a system that allows him to build structures to train the Ratkin into various professions. From Ratkin Warplagues to Ratkin Gutter Runners and Ratkin Warlocks, Light must harness these forces to lead his people. Can he guide the Ratkin from the shadows and carve out a place in this unforgiving land? ... patreon.com/FuelbyRamen26

This book is a slice of life of a human survivor of the apocalypse in my other book. Meet Evelyn, a girl who doesn’t like cleaning until she gets a system that functions like an ADHD app. Its going to be a funny adventure and expand my world building in the other book but it is not a sequel, you can read it on its own too! All of my books will exist in the same universe.

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

The journey of a mad scientist who wishes a world without pain, but for this dream to come to pass, he needs someone, a lab rat and that is when he uses his daughter for the experiment. Dr. Peter wanted her to be out of pain, to be a weapon of joy and strength and not that of weakness. But will this work? Or will things take a bad turn

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

The Sage Rat and Its Unique Journeys with Encyclopedia Ball.

Due to a car accident, I arrived in a strange world where the women are more beautiful and open. I just wanted to calm down, but when a nearly naked woman appeared before me, I couldn't help but become aroused... Warning: Contains NRT plot

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Fang Quan, a 21-year-old college slacker, has two great passions in life—gaming and skipping class. But if there’s one thing he truly despises, it’s rodents. Rats, in particular. Creepy, sneaky, and downright disgusting. He can’t stand the sight of them. One fateful day, on his way to pick up the latest game release, Fang Quan is hit by a truck. Just before the darkness takes him, he catches a glimpse of something impossible—a rat grinning at him. When he wakes up, it’s not in a hospital bed. No, it’s worse. Much worse. He’s been reincarnated as a rat. A creature he’s hated his whole life. Forced to live among the very vermin he loathes, Fang Quan is determined to survive, plotting a way to escape this nightmare. But the more time he spends among the rats and other beastmen, the more he starts to see the truth: maybe it’s not the rats or the beastmen who are the problem—maybe humans are the real pests. Just when he’s coming to terms with his new life, he learns of a brewing revolution. The rats and their fellow brethren are planning to rise up and overthrow humanity. War is coming, and Fang Quan must decide where he truly belongs. Excerpt: “If I get out of this alive, I’m going vegan,” Fang muttered, scampering through the sewer. “Who’s alive?” a rat beside him snickered. “You’re one of us now. Get used to cheese cravings.” “I hate cheese,” Fang hissed. The older rat raised a brow. “Oh, sweet summer child. Give it time.”

Zhen Kai found two beautiful women. He couldn't control himself when he saw them naked and helpless, allowing his desires to consume him. Afterward, he felt guilty and decided to help the girls regain their power. While helping them, he learned, saw, and understood many new things. He realized that his once simple and easy life had become far more complex than ever before.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Want to see a funny world! Check out this book!

[Sweet pampering, weak to strong, grovelling ex] After loving him for ten years and never winning his heart, she decided she didn't want him anymore. After dumping her wealthy husband, she took her pair of Cute Babies and became successful on her own. When he found out about the babies, he decided to take them from her. But how could she let this happen?

Aliens attack the home planet of the Fjans and practically wipe out almost all the cities on the planet,Kret. Imprisoned warrior,Muad Drall, kept as an experimental lab rat escapes from his captives and sets out on a bloody, dangerous and adventurous path to find and defeat the enemy whereas restoring his race to their former glory

A business executive comes to Paris for an important business meeting. While spending time in the city he gets seduced by a lady street vendor and she invites him to a funny sex game that has some strange rules such as fun & trouble. He follows her by leaving all of his business and reaching her mansion, an ancient castle, staying there and playing the game, and finally ending up in the fun of the game.

About the series The vacation in St. Alaince tells the stories of some funny adventurous missions of Jack and Mickey perform when they get together during their vacation in St. Alaince, a fictional town. Summary of the Melvillcrash Jack and Mickey are high school students. Jack is Mickey's uncle's son. Jack is interested in supernatural things. Therefore, he has some crazy and funny plans that are beyond the reach of humans. Every vacation they get together, Jack comes up with some wacky plans. It all ends in problems eventually. This time they got together to spend the holidays at Jack's house in St. Alaince, and Jack, came up with a new plan. Satan hunt, an attempt to enslave Satan through witchcraft and gain supernatural powers. Mickey is not interested in Jack's Satan hunt, but Mickey agrees to Jack's temptation. So they set off in a night on a wooden raft to a deserted island far down the river to cast a spell to enslave Satan. In this funny task, they run into many problems along the way and eventually, the mission ends up being a mix of humor and trouble as always.

Since his birth, Maung Nyo was forsaken by fortune. His life is marred by bad luck and constant misfortune. Through battles, revelations and relationships, he heeds his life lessons and gradually overcoming his destiny. Rat Boy: Against One's Fate is a story set in the world where supernatural powers are blended between Eastern Cultivation style power with southeast asian Theravadan Buddhist myths. The story follows Maung Nyo through various stages of his life, filled with action, adventure and the relentess pursuit of a better future.

Just imagine: you wake up in a hospital after a long coma and find out that you’re surrounded by zombies! You try to escape and finally find the floor plan but it’s all in French! And you are actually in France! You are naked except for a baseball bat and zombies are about to take a bite of your bare ass. But worry not, because you have your own dimensional haven. Its a light if a little chaotic story filled with humor and zero drama. ———————————————————————————————————— This story is a translation of an original novel by author Dmitri Dornichev.

Kaladan a street rat in some unknown New Yorkan gang dies an untimely death due to a single slip up. Being shot right on the dom. Finding himself in some dark space. Watch as Kaladan tries and make a name for himself. New author so have som mercy on me. English is my second and most proficient language so I hope the grammar isn't too bad. Still tell me if you find any problems with it.

A boy who can foresee danger wants to live life and find a place to belong. A street rat turned prodigy with guidance from an old man who has forgotten what mercy was. I’m a student so my uploads may be inconsistent but I’ll at least upload once a week. This series is based off of the series Cobra Kai: a great fighter.

[ Warning! Mature content 18+] Twenty-seven years of living in this world, for the first time. Clara Navrátila fell into a big hole that connected with an underground cave at her cousin's bachelorette party! Clara almost drowned because half of the cave was filled with mud and water. She couldn't swim! trying to ask for help she went unconscious. But something big fluffy, and warm reached her. After being rescued from the cave, the first thing she saw was a man's naked butt! "Can you not suddenly turn around while naked!" Clara pleaded while covering her eyes with the palm of her hand "Well, why don't you pay me with your body?" The man walked closer to Clara, He smirked Clara knows she owes him a favor. But he's too annoying and he was also the one who stranded her in a mirror world! On the other hand, Clara doesn't want to get further involved with him given that he's a Lycan. However, because her Dad always encouraged her to find a partner to marry, to fool her Dad... Clara planned to see him again and introduce him as her 'boyfriend', then repay him. But it seems Clara made the wrong decision...

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!