If I Were King Cauterise

While playing in his backyard, eight-year-old Tim is approached by an alien ambassador from another planet. The alien says "Take me to your leader." Tim says, "I'm the leader, what do you want?" As the alien attempts to negotiate for the right to use Jupiter as a refueling station for spacecraft, Tim bargains for improvements to his treehouse. Then, after seeing the leverage he has, he asks for increasingly incredible alien technologies that allow him to transform life on Earth while keeping the presence and involvement of aliens a secret from the world. While he has convinced the aliens that he is King of Earth, convincing the people and nations of Earth that he is the rightful king and should be in charge of negotiating with extraterrestrials is an entirely different problem. When other evil extraterrestrial powers threaten the Earth, Tim has to find a way to save the planet. If he can. .

A dual disaster of a solar flare and asteroid impact devastates the world. Liam awakens to find himself in a desolate wasteland, his only companions a mysterious survival handbook and a tortoise shell capable of summoning shelters. Welcome to the Apocalypse Survival Game! Here, you must abide by harsh rules: periodic disasters, strategic shelter placement, exploration and looting, resource gathering, and complex relationships with other survivors. Will Liam choose the above-ground wooden cabin with its vast potential for development, or the safer but limited underground shelter? Faced with an impending acid rainstorm, can he use his wits and available resources to survive in this brutal world? In this survival game, every step is a matter of life and death, and every choice can determine your fate. In this world full of unknowns and dangers, how will Ethan uncover the truth behind the apocalypse step by step?

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Lin Shu, a low-class fusion warrior, contemplates his existence, as the inevitable doom of the unbeatable comes for him. However, he himself, no matter how worthless and small his life, isn't sure yet if his death would benefit others, make others miserable, or frankly not change their lives at all. Regardless of anything, he laughs at the inevitable doom that comes for him, ready to face it head on. picture cover: Inao Suzuki: Apple

After an unexpected death—run over by a truck, no less—Leon wakes up in a vibrant fantasy world, only to find himself in a classic otome game setting. Forced into a prestigious magical academy, Leon is surrounded by noble beauties, all with their own agendas. With his sarcastic attitude and utter disregard for the world’s rules, he’s set to tear apart every trope the author throws at him. But, as the harem begins to form around him, Leon quickly realizes this story is about to get a whole lot more complicated… and a lot more ridiculous.

Dwayne saved a cat. He did it out of love, not knowing that the cat is the thousand-year-old god of love. The god was touched by his actions and granted him the power to see the fated strings. He also gave Dwayne a mission to rekindle love in the hearts of humans. In other words, he has to play as a matchmaker! Dwayne vehemently refused! But the god of love promised to fulfill his wish. And he was tempted. For his comatose mother, Dwayne agreed to do the missions. Until one day… [Ding! A new mission was issued to the host!] Dwayne: What is it? [Mission: Your fated partner has arrived. Please become lovers with him.] Dwayne: My partner? Wait, who? Let me see! Is she a beauty? ... Huh? ‘Him’? What do you mean, ‘him’? [Your fated partner is a male.] Dwayne: llkhrwfbhsfdyw!!!! [This will be your last mission. When completed, the god of love will fulfill your wish.] Dwayne: …… Who is he? [Partner information: Raven McGrden, the CEO of Vermillion Garden Corporation. The co-founder of Scarlet Garden, a famous underground syndicate. The illegitimate son of one of the famous richest families in the world who paved his way to success by plotting the deaths of all his family members in gruesome ways.] Dwayne: …. Can I request a fated partner change?

[SPIRITY WSA ENTRY - VILLAIN] When I was in middle school, my favorite genres were always Sci-fi and Reincarnation. So, when I heard that I was going to be reborn into a world of advanced AI and high tech, my excitement went through the roof, knowing that I would be reborn into my dream world. But that's not the only reason why I'm excited, because I knew to myself that in this life I would finally have a chance to find my cute heroine!! that's right... My ideal heroine... However, Little did I know that my heroines were all originally villainous villains?!!, whose fates are to destroy the world?! "Ahh shit...." ======== [Benefits of adding this to your collection] -Characters and worldview Illustrations for y'll! [Exclusive illustrations] -2.2k words per chapter for the first 10 chapters of the story. -Consistent weekly updates for you all! -It's free and accessible to read. -Writing development. -Update every 6:55 P.M / 18:55 (UTC+08) ======= Discord: https://discord.com/invite/pZHbXYjz

In the Great Immortal World, everyone wants to ascend to Immortality through cultivation... except Su Login. [Connection restored with a new Host.] [Due to the new connection, the Player's level has been reset to Level 1.] Waking up in the talentless cultivator Su Login's body, the Hero from another world goes against the terrible fate that was reserved for him. Training while they are cross-legged, killing monsters to get XP while they refine pills, kicking demonic cultivators' asses while they are reclusive. Distancing himself from the orthodox cultivation of this world, Su Login decided that he would reach the peak, killing any enemy that came his way with his combat experience from the previous world. 600 Power Stones = +1 Extra Chapter Discord Community: https://discord.gg/eWf7xeum94 ************ Contents ************ Arc 01: Plain of The Ancient Peach Tree (ongoing) - Volume 01: Starting Over With a New System (01-16) - Volume 02: The Peach Tree Trial (ongoing) - Volume 03: The War of the Minor Sects Arc 02: Infernal Volcano Arc 03: Submerged City Arc 04: Mount Weiwei Arc 05: Endless Dungeon

Xavier Grey is your below average snot nosed nerdy kid with a not so subtle secret, he's absolutely obsessed with Time powers. And i mean read about em and dream about em type obsessed. So you can only imagine how ecstatic he is when the Goddess of Death asks him on his deathbed to pick from a skill tree and *Time Manipulation* pops up! But what?! Its only an E-rank skill?? Doesn't matter, i'll make this the most busted skill in the whole world! [Username: "Xavier Grey."] [Divine Art: "Whisper in the Wind."] [Class: "Demon-kin."] .... {"Welcome User, to Afterlife Forever."}

In the distant future, a old man brings together the most influential people in the world. He recounts his dissatisfaction with the incessant wars that have wreaked havoc around the world. They propose to the different leaders to join it and to form a world government to thus stop the incessant war of the civilisation. He also proposes to the other leaders to create mutants, because, the old man feels that they won't have any more for a long time ... Then the world government creates several mutants but can't manage to immortality that they searched. One day the mutants revolted against the government. Humanity was losing these forces every day, against this threat the humanist decided to trap the mutants and send them to another dimension through portals.In this other dimension these are the beginning of the adventure.

when a uniquelly trouble maker girl who want to live her life normal like others get involved into a magic missions unknowingly by her destiny , and she was unknown about her missions and what future holds for her. everything is unexpected in her life even destined future # her love how her love chemistry happend. will she able to protect world? she will be able or not to live likr normals what happen in her life by her destiny. what she meant to be? she is in a story which end is not defined. what her future hold for her?

Seven years ago, due to a misunderstanding ,Cate despaired and went abroad. Seven years later ,an accident brought her back and she designed a reunion. ''Jael Sweeny, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!" She seized every opportunity regardless of occasion,place,or time,just to have a child. Originally just a transaction with no love or hate involved ,she found herself deeply involved again. Past events,new loves,and old loves ,the secrets buried by time will once again cause waves. ''Jael Sweeny, I lost again!"The truth surfaced ,but Cate didn't know where to go. she prepared to escape with her bag,but was held in someone's arms. ''You said you wanted to give birth to child for me,and now you want to leave after provoking me?" If you want to escape ,then give birth to another son for me!"

Irene had such beautiful hair, that fit her bold eyed stare. (Parents are strongly cautioned when showing this work to any Minor or person who is still susceptible to certain pieces of content or work. .WWYI? contains a clear depiction of suicide, grief, and suggestive bits. death may also be depiction)

As the glory days of modern computer rpg games has ended due to the recent technology innovations. Angel, who grew up as an orphan without a last name, decides to finish his final quest inside the game "Erdaian Life". As soon as he had finished his final mission, the heavens surprised him with a new adventure.

During his part-time job in summer, Jiang Bai boldly entered the mountains in western Hunan and became a corpse man. Shake the soul, summon bells, rings, pass through Yin and Yang, avoid ghosts and gods! When Jiang Bai drove a corpse out and showed arrogance. The entire network is in full swing! This is the first time I have seen someone handing flowers to the corpse while riding a horse. I was deeply impressed! My devil capital, Lao Liu, will accompany me! Hiss ~ He was driving behind the unpredictability of black and white, right? This horse is also called a corpse! Wow, you are the one who brought the body to grandma at the birthday party! Wow, are you the one who brought the body to grandma at a birthday party?

"You don't belong here." "Perhaps to you I don't but I'm not going anywhere," I replied unwilling to let him scare me. A deep chuckle left his throat as he stepped closer, "I can do terrible things to you-" Damian, and his brothers, were a mysterious sort and every moment with them, I was begging for pleasure. ~~~ When Ivy Thorne got accepted to one of the best Universities for Agriculture, she refused to miss the opportunity. The only problem she never expected was the four men who lived in her father's home would gradually turn her world upside down. Dangerous things don't live just in the wild. Often, they lurked closer to home and if she wasn't careful, she would find herself the center of their hunger. Their own little red riding hood. This story is rated 18+ for explicit language and sexual content. And Then There Were Four is created by Lillith Carrie, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

3 teenagers that they don't know that they have powers more powerful then a actual god or a devil after that they decided to be superheroes the first and only superheroes of the multiverse

Author here; Please make sure to check out my other book! Thank you all for tuning in..... English is my second language... so I promise to try my best. Again, the first few chapters may seem slow, but trust me, everything will fall into place. there's a reason for everything. Discord: https://discord.gg/5Fk75rXXRj Oh... and be sure to check out my other books; •Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me! •In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park... & •Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You? You can also visit my website for more books: Well, now back to the synopsis. ............... . Chu Yi dies in a car crash and becomes Landon Barn, the illegitimate son of king Barn, ruler of Arcadina. Because his mother was a maid and the king’s greatest disgrace, his father had always despised him. The same could be said for his half-siblings. When he turned 15, his father had announced that the city of Baymard would be given to him, and would no longer be under the empire's control. It was a well known fact that Baymard’s lands were barren, and poverty stricken.... For god’s sake, this was banishment. His deadbeat father had indirectly banished him from the empire. Chu Yi woke up in a carriage, on his way to Baymard with a system "So what if my father hates me? So what if I’m banished?.... I will turn my territory into a modern society" . Author-san: the book is a bit fast paced. But it be really be worth it. so just give it a try and you might be surprised.

ji Ah, a young girl who was switched at birth and raised by a kind hearted woman after being abandoned, joined the army in order to provide for her mother, excelling in all she does, she was quickly promoted to lieutenant general,what if she meets the general, a young man named Ah Jiu, who was the crown prince of Leblan kingdom, whose identity was kept a secret from her. Falling in love, getting married secretly, getting pregnant and giving birth, doing all a soldier isn't meant to do, what will happen when the secret is out what if Ah Jiu is engaged to the fake her whose name is Si Ah, but kept it a secret from her, will she forgive him what if Si Ah is in love with Ah Jiu, and won't give him up no matter what, what will ji Ah do will Ah Jiu fight for their love, or would be give her and their children up, Is love really worth it in the end. is it real, does it even exist Read to find out IF LOVE EXIST.

After the suspicious accident that had befallen King Bili, his son Prince Tatu ascends the throne as the only son of two children. As the investigation into his father's death progresses, forgotten family rivalries surface to cease the throne.

*WARNING: Minor Girls and boys should stay away!* When an introverted nobody meets an untimely and embarrassing end in his bathroom, his journey doesn’t end there. Reincarnated in an urban world as a father, he finds out his son is destined Heavenly Child —a young man blessed by the heavens with unimaginable fate—he’s thrust into a life filled with fame, power, riches, and women. But this isn’t a typical shit story. While many 'noobie' seems like the main character in a classic hero’s tale, 'Alex' our reincarnated middleman decides to forge his own path. Navigating the intricate webs of powerful families, he reshapes his fate using sharp wit, newfound confidence, and an unexpected advantage to pursue everything he’s ever dreamed of. But why does his son, blessed with unimaginable potential, live as a son-in-law to a third-rate family? As mysteries unfold, revelations of magic, cultivation, and an impending apocalypse emerge. And why a daughter? How will she fit into this intricate web of destiny? Note/Warning: This novel is entirely fictional. Events, characters, and settings are not based on the real world and will evolve according to reader wishes. Expect updates a minimum of 4 chapters per week (unless the author decides otherwise). Join a tale of ambition, power, and family dynamics in a world where the lines between protagonist and supporting characters blur. Who will truly claim the throne of destiny? Discord - https://discord.gg/z58YWdEDYc Tags: Evil, R18, NTR (MC cuckolding others), demons etc..

This is a what if series depicting the events if Sasha had decided to take things differently. Each chapter is about a different scenario

Hypnosis, Time Stop, Eyes of Lust...Just why do I have these skills?! After almost dying, he was reborn as the demon king of lust. Since the world is against him, there was no reason for him to be a good person. Especially since the entire world was hunting him down in the first place. So he decided that he would destroy the world in his own way as the demon king. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

Warning: Sexual Content, Milfs, Netori, lemons, and, stealing other's wifes, fiances and, more. Note:- Insane Milfs sex, Netori and, lemons will appear from chapter number 90... literally, there will many so hang on if you can... (As the author of this book, I hope, you enjoy from your heart and, also dick and, I also hope you be ready with one hand, in lemon scenes.) ... Michael Johnson, a 22-year-young man, finds himself in a confusing situation after witnessing a violent murder at a mall. Pursued by the murderer, Michael steps in and gets caught up in a dangerous confrontation. Amidst the chaos, Michael goes through a strange series of events, leading to his apparent death. However, Michael wakes up in a strange place, naked and confused. Unsure of where he is, he sets out to explore, navigating a maze of hedges and his surroundings while grappling with big questions about life. Along the way, he encounters strange things. ... [Ding, a suitable candidate has been chosen! Awakening the "Lust System"] [Ding, congratulations host! You have successfully activated the Lust System!] "Huh? A Lust system? Is it... like those novels where the main character reincarnates and gets a system." [Ding, Congratulations host! you have awakened one of the rarest title "Lust King"] "A tittle?" [The first quest is loading!] "Hmm, Lust System, Lust King... Then, it might function like those... erotic systems I've read about in erotic novels?" [Congratulations, Host, on embarking on your first quest in this world!] New Quest: [Explore the Strange Land] "It must be, but... Why is the quest about exploring and not about Ero-things..." [Ding, Host, the quest was given this way because of your current surroundings and also because there aren't any girls in the area right now!] "So, what would've been my first task if I were in a populated area?" [Ding, Host, under normal conditions, your first task might have been "Touch those jiggly butts of that Milf with both hands or masturbate in front of that slut!"] "These quests are risky but satisfying. System, can you give me any more riskier quests than this?" [Ok, Host!] [1st Quest:- NTR that Moth*rf*cker!] [2nd Quest:- Cuckold your Assistant's Boyfriend!] [3rd Quest:- Netori your enemy by having sex with his Wife/Lover/Girlfriend!] [4th Quest:- F*ck that girl in front of her boyfriend!] "Oh my God, are you serious, System?" ---------------------- Update Daily! 9 AM PST Please show your support if you enjoy the story! How can you show your support? Gift Power Stone! 150=1 bonus chapter 200=2 bonus chapters 500=3 bonus chapters Bonus release will drop the following week!

Aaron Grace thought his life was dull—just work, sleep, and the occasional binge of a cheesy visual novel. But after finishing A Court of Eternal Blossoms, he wakes up in the body of Lysander Hale, the forgettable 10th love interest destined for rejection by the game’s heroine. Refusing to play along with the script, Aaron sets his sights on the story’s most misunderstood character: Anastasia Corvelle, the cold and cunning villainess. Armed with his wit, charm, and a sarcastic streak, Aaron plans to rewrite his role, win Anastasia’s heart, and prove that villains deserve happy endings too. In a world of romance, intrigue, and plot twists, can Aaron defy fate and tame the villainess? Or will he fall victim to the game’s cruel narrative?

In a city steeped in mystery and shadows, two people with dark pasts meet and unite their destinies in the most inappropriate way. She is a woman running away from her own secrets, and he is a man marked by an obsessive desire to have control over the world and the people who enter his life.