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I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!
KhyaaL · 8.3K Views

Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"
kappe · 12.6K Views

I am now the Leader of a Vampire-Zombie Country!

A Filipino high student from Leyte, named Basilio Valencia died in a landslide but was reincarnated into another world, which is a partial modern and fantasy world with some modern technology. But thanks to an ability called Tech, he still has his phone, journal, and laptop, as well as some pens and journaling equipment. Thus, he can still listen to his favorite songs and watch his favorite shows, anime, and movies from his previous life through his gadgets. Seeing his creature comforts being reincarnated with him, Basilio thought that he would recontinue his partially changed way of life, but his luck ran out when he almost died in a hostile army known as the Vamzom (Vampire-Zombie) Army. That army, which a Demon Sorcerer cursed to be blood-thirsty creatures that are more like a hybrid of both vampires and zombies, was killing humans and other races that had blood with combat helicopters, pistols, and swords for their blood. But then, the army regained their humanity partially when they realized what they had done to him and the other humans and races. So, they regretted their actions and worked hard to save him. But, while Basilio was in a coma, their leader, Ruslan Makesa, driven by guilt, took his own life by stabbing himself with his Blood Sword, before placing his powers as a Vamzom in a box; he intended to pass that and his leadership to the Basilio once he survive and wake up from his coma. And so, after Basilio had survived and woken up from his 2-month-long coma, the army apologized to Basilio and asked him to lead them, promising to be good to all races. Basilio was shocked but he forgave them, taking Ruslan's leadership with his own morals and ideals. So, after that, Basilio built a country with the Vamzom race that is civilized and friendly with his cultural traits and morals as a Filipino in his previous life, as well as modeling the new nation, known as the Ruslav Nation, after the Philippine republic. But Basilio discovered that there is a race called Otherworlders, which he was a part of, and took this as an opportunity to make alliances with them. But will Basilio adapt to this new life in a strange world? Warning: The photo used for the book cover is NOT mine! Credits go to the original owner!
Roel_Wesley_II · 8.1K Views

The Rebirth of the Malicious Empress of Military Lineage

重生之将门毒后 撰写者千山茶客 Summary from Baike… 将门嫡女,贞静柔婉,痴恋定王,自奔为眷。 六年辅佐,终成母仪天下。 陪他打江山,兴国土,涉险成为他国人质,五年归来,后宫已无容身之所。 他怀中的美人笑容明艳:“姐姐,江山定了,你也该退了。” 女儿惨死,太子被废。沈家满门忠烈,无一幸免。一朝倾覆,子丧族亡! 沈妙怎么也没想到,患难夫妻,相互扶持,不过是一场逢场作戏的笑话! 他道:“看在你跟了朕二十年,赐你全尸,谢恩吧。” 三尺白绫下,沈妙立下毒誓:是日何时丧,予与汝皆亡! 重生回十四岁那年,悲剧未生,亲人还在,她还是那个温柔雅静的将门嫡女。 极品亲戚包藏祸心,堂姐堂妹恶毒无情,新进姨娘虎视眈眈,还有渣男意欲故技重来? 家族要护,大仇要报,江山帝位,也要分一杯羹。这辈子,且看谁斗得过谁! 但是那谢家小侯爷,提枪打马过的桀骜少年,偏立在她墙头傲然:“颠个皇权罢了,记住,天下归你,你——归我!” Translated summary… The Di-daughter of military lineage, pure, amiable, quiet and yielding, foolishly in love with Prince Ding, throwing oneself to the role of a wife. After assisting (a ruler) for six years, she finally became the mother to the world. Accompanying him to fight for the country, to flourish the country’s territory, taking the risk to be a hostage in another country, after returning five years later, there was no place to fit in the Inner Palace. The beauty in his arms smiles brightly, “Older sister, the country is stabilized, and you should retire.” The daughter had met with violent death, and the Crown Prince was disposed of. The Shen family who had sacrificed themselves for the country, not one of them were lucky to escape. In one dynasty everything overturned, her clan had perished, and she needed to mourn for her children! Shen Miao never did think that as a married couple who went through trials and tribulations and mutually assisting one another was just a stage joke to him! He said, “Seeing that you have followed Zhen for twenty years, will grant you an intact corpse. Thank this kindness.” Under the three Chi (1 Chi = 1/3 meter) of white silk, Shen Miao made a malicious vow: In the time to come, she will take part in each and everyone’s end! Upon rebirth, she returns to the time when she was fourteen, where the tragedy had yet to occur; her family were still alive, she was still the pure, amiable, quiet and yielding Di-daughter of military lineage. Relatives hiding a black heart, Elder and younger (female) cousins are ruthless and malicious, the new Yiniang is like a tiger watching its prey and the disreputable man that wants to repeat events? The family must be protected, the huge enmity must be avenged, the Imperial seat of the country must also be part of the trophy. In this lifetime, let’s see who can beat the others! But that little marquis from the Xie family, the arrogant and obstinate spear carrying youth, stood biasedly at her side and proudly said, “Just the fall of the Imperial power. Remember this, the world belongs to you. You– Belong to me!” DISCLAIMER! I am using Zaza’s (https://chubbycheeksthoughts.com/) translated work to edit as best as I can to fit the original author’s work intended for the book. So there will be times where everything looks the same from the original translated work. I also try as best as I can to maintain the original terms used by author when addressing people in their dialogues. So there will be lots of Hanyu Pinyin in the chapters.
HidAnas · 773.3K Views

Country Bumpkin Marries Mister CEO

Riley Garrett had been comfortable her whole life- Born with a silver spoon in Northdesh. Despite her family's imperfections, Riley found happiness in her mother's love. Other students in school, including her illegitimate older sister, Zoey, laughed at her because of her fat. Unbeknownst to her tormentors, Riley suffered from Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease, a condition she inherited from her mother. A series of tragic events unfolded, each one leaving Riley reeling before she could recover from the last. Her mother dies, she gets blamed for it by her father who had always hated the sight of her. Her father's new family moved in to live with them. And made her life unbearable. Her own half sister found in bed with her boyfriend on Valentine's day and their one year anniversary. She gets thrown into the streets by her own father because he believed she tried to kill her sister. Riley's fortune changed when her maternal grandfather, a billionaire, took her under his wing and welcomed her to his countryside estate. For five years she lived in the countryside without contact with her father. One faithful morning, after a long ride on her pet horse, a servant announced to her that her father requests her presence in Northdesh. She arrives in Northdesh only to be Faced with a blow of an arranged marriage. Atlas Norton, the youngest billionaire tycoon in Northdesh agrees to marry the woman his grandfather has arranged for him. Unbeknownst to Atlas, the woman his grandfather has chosen for him is none other than the person he had previously clashed with, yet desperately needs for his professional life. Atlas is an arrogant young man who doesn't care what his family, including his mother thought. As Atlas prepares to enter into this arranged marriage, his priorities are clear: he'll provide financial assistance to his future wife's family, but his personal space remains off-limits. Little does he know, his life is about to become complicated in ways he never imagined.
Jessie_Marcie · 3.2K Views
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