Funny Rizzes

A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe! Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky! Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts to consume the core nutrients of your mother star. What can you do about it? Funny version: You think I'm disgusting? You hate me because I suck blood? Want to swat me dead with one slap? Just wait, one day I'll stomp your house down!

Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. “It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny...” However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: “I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?” A certain third-level Elf Queen: “Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?”

Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate. But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunning, Lina takes control of her destiny, turning the tables on everyone who thought they could control her. In this thrilling, funny tale of empowerment, Lina shows the world what happens when an unstoppable woman is reborn as royalty.

One night Endora, Lee's best friend convinces him to go out since they haven't been out since forever. At the club with Lee letting loose for once in his life, he meets a handsome Vampire Prince whom he knows nothing about. Because of that night and the meeting between Lee and Nathan(the Vampire Prince) Lee comes face to face with his past lover who wants him back. And in the midst of trying to choose between Nathan and his past lover, Lee's speciality is revealed and so is his place in the whole supernatural world. This is a high fantasy book and when I say high I mean it's on crack! Please enjoy the funny things of this supernatural world. #DestinedToBeTheirs

Novel Synopsis: The Rizz God System [MATURE CONTENT WARNING] Elliot Graves has always been the punchline to someone else’s joke. A 29-year-old office worker drowning in mediocrity, he’s ignored by women, mocked by coworkers, and stuck in a life he never wanted. But when a humiliating night pushes him to his breaking point, something extraordinary happens. A mysterious system awakens within him, offering him a tantalizing deal: the power to charm anyone, the skills to seduce everyone, and the confidence to dominate the game of life. The Rizz God System transforms Elliot from a loser into an irresistible force, equipping him with tools to level up his charisma, unlock forbidden desires, and rise to the top of the social hierarchy. But power always comes at a price. As Elliot embarks on a journey filled with seduction, manipulation, and moral dilemmas, he begins to question the system’s true purpose. Is it a gift to help him reclaim his dignity, or a curse designed to exploit human desire? With every success, the stakes grow higher, the challenges darker, and the lines between love and control blur. Caught in a web of romance, rivalry, and temptation, Elliot must decide: will he conquer the system, or will it conquer him? A steamy, thrilling, and morally ambiguous story of self-discovery, The Rizz God System delves into the allure of power, the danger of unchecked ambition, and the cost of losing one’s humanity.

[Empress + Multiple Female Protagonists + Funny + Diary + Exposure + Super Cool + Invincible + Super Explosive] Lin Feng traveled to the world of cultivators and lived for six thousand years. He used all kinds of identities to leave behind countless legends and some romantic encounters. Until one day, his diary was found. The world of cultivators was shocked to find that there was such a sixth brother in this world. After the diary was exposed, the secrets of this world were also revealed. [The Holy Virgin of Jade Lake is really good, hehehe!] [Who would have thought that the Empress of the Celestial Dynasty would have such a delicate and charming side?] 　 [Today, I found some secrets about this world.] [I'm tired of using the name Emperor Huang the Celestial Emperor. Tomorrow, I'll change my identity!] PS: Great Emperor is just a title, not a cultivation level. If you don't like it, don't criticize.

"Why don't skeletons fight each other?" She turned to look at him, her eye brows furrowed. "How does this have anything to do with the dire situation we are in?" She gripped her scythe, tightly. Fear still gripping her. He kept on talking as if he didn't hear her. "Because they don't have guts." Before bursting into one insane laughter that filled her with warmth. Fear slowly dissolving, she joined to. Few moments after the laughter died. "Your joke... It wasn't funny." His eyes widened, comically holding his chest in hurt. "Ouch!" Before flashing a hot crazy grin. "Well that wasn't the purpose in the first place though it wouldn't hurt if it was funny. Now you are much relaxed, don't you agree?" Funnily enough she was. They both stared down at the ruins. "Our inner monsters make excellent dance partners once you learn to lead." He started again this time his voice much solemn. "But what if it refuses?" She closed her eyes. Thinking about it was stressful. "Tame him with kindness or bribe it with chocolate it works with mine... Then you'll dance in the battlefield like a battle fiend you are meant to be like everyone's watching and the monster inside you is your hypeman. Whatever works." ------------------------------------------------- A suicidal psychotic girl scarred by the loss of her childhood best friend and mother which no one believed existed transmigrated into a very unusual world. On waking up in her new body she discovers that her previous body owner didn't make life any easier for her. Especially when she killed The Royal Sixth Princess of Alvaron. And well killed herself. Amanise is caught in a murder case she didn't actually do. And why everything seems 'normal' in the beginning she soon discovers that real things lurk in the dark. And it wasn't her laundry pile under her bed. ---------------------------------------------------- Hi am XR, A new author with my first book. English isn't my strong suit but I will make the read enjoyable. Though it's new, Don't miss out on the ride is gonna be amazing. THE BOOK COVER IS MINE. Peace.

The most ALPHA SIGMA male, Joe Mama, had ACCIDENTALLY had a heart attack (cause alphas dont DIE) and got sent to another world because god thought he was too sigma to die and had immeasurable rizz towards her... Now he is looksmaxxing in a FANTASY WORLD!

Falling in love shouldn’t feel like a crime. But for Charlie, it often does. Bullied for being different, Charlie has learned to keep his heart guarded. Falling for someone of the same sex—and the wrong person at that—has left him with deep trust issues and a shattered belief in love. "I’ll never fall in love again," that what he said, the wounds of past heartbreak still fresh. But love has a funny way of finding us when we least expect it. Charlie’s world begins to change when he crosses paths with someone unexpected. Someone who sees Charlie for who he truly is and believes he deserves love, not shame. Like a snowdrop blooming in the harshest winter, this connection offers a chance for hope, healing, and rebirth. Will Charlie find the courage to trust again? Can love truly flourish against the odds? This is a story of two people who find not just love, but peace and a sense of home in each other. "When Snowdrop Blooms" is a heartwarming journey of love, resilience, and self-discovery. It’s a reminder that even in our darkest moments, hope can blossom, and love can light the way

WARNING ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️ Contains explicit content and strong language. Thanks for reading in advance. “Get married to me, and I will make you have a great stand in this firm,” She broke out into a peak of laughter, as did Marcello and Emilio. “Did I say something funny?” I asked and her laughter seized. “Wa… wait, you mean what you said?” "Do I look like someone who have the time to joke around?" I asked as she gave me an odd stare. "I would be willing to transfer my share of this firm to you if you agree," ****** The life of Isabella Alessandro, a young and renowned Prosecutor in one of Italy's top law firms, took a dramatic turn when she decided to celebrate her divorce at a club, only to wake up the next morning in the bed of a dangerous mafia king, who turns out to be a rival of her father. Captured by her charisma, he decided to pursue her and make her only his, not out of love but to bring about her downfall.

The story follows A lazy, easy going, strategically thinking, funny guy name hang who had always had bad lucks like literally bad lucks in his whole life then one day the apocalypse came making him gain an absurd ability called 100% luck that no one has ever gotten or heard off. With this ability let’s follow hang comedic moments as he survives(by luck) this world filled with monsters and strong abilities users, his ultimate goal: to protect his little sis, and those around him and to find his parents.

This book is a slice of life of a human survivor of the apocalypse in my other book. Meet Evelyn, a girl who doesn’t like cleaning until she gets a system that functions like an ADHD app. Its going to be a funny adventure and expand my world building in the other book but it is not a sequel, you can read it on its own too! All of my books will exist in the same universe.

Among the immortal world, there exist a man known as the God of Rizz. Legend spoke of him as a man capable of even making the god fall over their heels. But the making of the legend should start with his humble little journey.

They call me a demon, a monster, the disgrace of the gods. Funny, isn’t it? The same beings who tore my life to shreds now grovel at my feet, begging for mercy. Mercy? Hah! I’ve forgotten what that feels like. Back then I was the lively son of the great God of War, dreaming of glory and honor. But dreams are fragile things, easily shattered under the boots of those who think themselves untouchable. They made me their plaything, broke me, hunted me like a dog, took my smile. But I don’t break. No, I thrive. I laugh. I destroy. Now, I sit on the ruins of their golden thrones, wearing a smile they’ll never forget. Kind gods? Just ones? No, the gods are cruel. And I? I am the God of Gods. Their nightmare. Their end. I am the God of Amusement New chapters every Wednesday and Saturday.

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

A smart and handsome young man unexpectedly travels through Hokkaido and meets a calm and intelligent black long straight detective girl. In this world where the Japanese police are known as the "salaried barrel group," they work together to cleverly reason and solve countless suspenseful problems ... Of course, this is impossible. What is actually being said here is that a young boy was struck by lightning and crossed Hokkaido. By chance, he unexpectedly met a foolish detective girl who was known as "Dongyu Town Intellectual Responsibility" and "Future Detective and Criminal Officer". Then, many funny stories happened!

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Of course my awaking gave me the ability to control and create the very things that killed the only people I had left. Heh funny isn't it they died in front of me and yet their bodies follow me wherever I go. Their warm smiles long gone, the love they held severed, and the light in their eyes long absorbed by the dark abyss of hell. My true name is Enma Anu and I am the God of Death and the father of the dammed. Those who fight for me are my children born of hatred for the cursed creations of man. I kneel to none but the anger that stirs my heart, rage burning so bright the heavens know of my arrival.

Noted! is a humorous, slice-of-life comedy that follows a 16-year-old high schooler who hasn’t spoken in years due to a traumatic past. Communicating only through a beat-up notebook, the main character navigates the chaos of high school life with a quirky group of friends who are anything but ordinary. From the overly dramatic Julian, the walking encyclopedia Milo, the mischievous Luca, to the kind and patient Lila, the group’s adventures are filled with hilarious moments and unpredictable antics. Each chapter brings a new, random, and funny scenario—whether it’s a disastrous talent show performance, a museum field trip gone wrong, or a group project that turns into an absurd disaster. Despite the comedic chaos, the novel also explores themes of friendship, self-expression, and the quiet, yet powerful, bond that forms between the MC and their friends. In a world full of noise, this group learns that even silence can be a form of communication—and sometimes, the most memorable moments come from the most unexpected places.

Oh no! Due to a strange accident, I've suddenly transformed into a girl! As if finding a way to return to boy wasn't challenging enough, now I'm being pursued by both the school's 'Princess' - two popular girls who have taken a romantic interest in me. What a mess this has become!!!

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

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Reincarnated into the chaotic Warring States period of the Naruto universe, Hao is not your typical ninja. He’s got a Shaman King system that lets him merge with spirits and wield chakra like never before. With the powers and combat experience of Hao Asuka, he’s ready to make waves—both in battle and in the comical drama between the Senju and Uchiha clans. Hao’s plan? To establish a Shaman Clan that can rival the mightiest in history. But first, he’ll have to deal with an overenthusiastic Hashirama and a brooding Madara. Expect hilarious interactions as these three unlikely allies butt heads and try to save the world from the Celestial Clan—a group of high-and-mighty beings who don’t take kindly to being bossed around by mere mortals. Will Hao rewrite history? Or will he just end up being the punchline of it? Get ready for a wild, funny ride through a ninja world where spirits, chakra, and comedy collide. ---

"Losing my mother and sister was a bummer, but it's also made me think about stuff, you know? Like, life is short, and you never know what's gonna happen. But even when things are bad, there's always something good if you look for it. Like, a funny cat video or a tasty sandwich. It's the little things, right? Maybe it's the things you already love. Like food, music, the violin or just a warm sunny day. Well, I only felt this way until..."

After a life-changing heart transplant, five-year-old Lily and her dad, David, are starting fresh in the city of Daejeo. For Lily, each day at daycare is a little adventure, full of new friends, funny moments, and just the right amount of mischief—especially with her best friend Joon by her side. Lily’s story isn’t about big, flashy events. It’s about the little things that make childhood special: finding friends, discovering new things, and learning what it means to grow up, one day at a time.

Rhea Kapoor is a glamorous social media influencer with millions of followers and a meticulously curated online life. But behind the filters, she longs for authenticity and a deeper connection. On a trip to Himachal Pradesh for a friend’s wedding, she meets Karan Deshmukh, a nature-loving conservationist who lives off the grid and despises technology. As their romance blossoms offline, Rhea hides her influencer identity, enjoying the peace of an unfiltered relationship. However, when Karan learns about her online fame, misunderstandings, and tension arise. Can their love survive in a world where private moments become public and technology threatens to disconnect them? Offline Love is a heartwarming, funny, and dramatic journey about finding balance between the real and digital worlds.

“I’m being forced to marry the Cruel Mafia Boss.” Joanna Smith’s perfect life suddenly took a drastic turn when the Cruel Mafia Boss demanded for her to be his new bride. “Do you wish to know why I married a fragile woman like you?” He had asked her, his voice dripping with coldness. Joanna nods her head, wanting to know the reason behind her marriage to such a dangerous man. “You are paying a debt, sweetheart! A debt your father refused to pay off before his death!” He laughed metaphorically, as though he had said something funny. “You are mine now, Joanna. I’m gonna do all kind of crazy things to your body, make you crave me, want more and beg me to F**k you mercilessly!” He smirked evilly at her.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-