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A female lead who had given up on any hope of finding love, stumbles upon a domineering CEO who will stop at nothing to get her to submit to him. Let's see how it turns out. XOXO, THE AUTHOR.

Welcome to a world where dragons soar through skies painted with magic, and devils lurk in the shadows cast by ancient portals. Five thousand years ago, a rift opened in the heavens, connecting our world to another—a realm teeming with gods, dragons, and a myriad of fantastical beings. Overnight, the balance of power shifted, and humanity found itself amidst an age of wonders and perils. In this new world, magic is not merely a legend but an everyday reality. It flows through the air, courses through the earth, and pulses within the very essence of life itself. With the advent of magic, humans evolved into heroes, demon lords, and monsters, carving their place in a society now governed by divine beings, dragons, and demi-humans. Three thousand years into this new era, a cataclysmic battle erupted between two mighty dragons—the Dark Dragon and the White Dragon. Their conflict ravaged continents and threatened to plunge the world into eternal darkness. Fearing mutual annihilation, humans, gods, devils, and demi-humans set aside their differences, forging an unprecedented alliance to slay the warring dragons. With great sacrifice and courage, they succeeded. The souls of the Dark Dragon and the White Dragon, however, did not find peace. Instead, they awaited their chance to reincarnate, their destinies bound to new hosts chosen from among humanity. Now, as the world enters its two-thousandth year of peace, the White Dragon has found its bearer—a young warrior named Ryuji. Ryuji, renowned for his valor and mastery of elemental magic, is hailed as the savior who bears the soul of the White Dragon. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to many, the Void Dragon—the counterpart to the White Dragon—awaits its own host, observing humanity from the shadows. As Kazuki Satoru prepares for his first day at a prestigious high school, unaware of the ancient power stirring within him, he finds himself thrust into a world where legends and reality converge. Little does he know, his destiny will soon intertwine with that of the Void Dragon, setting the stage for an epic tale of magic, courage, and the bonds that unite or divide us.

Open your eyes and become a young player from Arsenal who is about to be eliminated in 2010. Fortunately, he has a proficiency panel. From [Strength Iv1] to [Muscle Tyrant Iv5]; From [Run Iv1] to [Lightning Speed ​​Iv5]; From [Long Shot Iv1] to [Tomahawk Heavy Cannon Iv5]! In this era of brilliant stars, when Messi and Ronaldo are about to become the two heroes of the world, he joins hands with Wenger and is destined to write a new football myth. Years later, when he suddenly looks back, he finds that he has achieved a Grand Slam that dominates everything and is unparalleled in the world! He is called the God of Football!

In the stillness of the evening, a sudden, deafening thud shattered the tranquil silence. Zarah’s father, recognizing the uninvited intruders, attempted to flee, only to be seized and brutally beaten by two brawny men. Her mother and sisters watched in horror as their beloved patriarch choked on his own blood. From the shadows, a sinister figure emerged, brandishing a cigarette and cloaked in a woolen coat. "You've ignored my warnings, and now you expect me to show mercy?" He snarled, standing over Zarah's father as he pleaded for his life. "I gave you plenty of time to pay back what you owed. But you ran away with my money, your family, and my cocke." "Please, please, we can work this out!" Zarah's father begged, spitting blood from his battered mouth. The man shook his head, his cruel smirk widening. Too late, amigo," the man sneered. Without hesitation, two gunshots rang out. Zarah's eyes fluttered open, the world a watery blur. What she saw silenced her forever. Her father's head was bashed and bleeding, her mother's stomach torn open. A scream ripped from Zanah's throat, tugging at Zarah's heart. Tears streamed down her face as the horrific realization set in. They were gone.

Yivor é um jovem garoto que vive com seu pai e sonha em se tornar um aventureiro de classe Cruz de Platina. Determinado a alcançar seu objetivo, ele embarca em grandes aventuras e enfrenta desafios formidáveis ao lado de seu melhor amigo Falkkor. Enquanto desbrava esse caminho perigoso, Yivor começa a desvendar segredos sobre sua origem oculta, que podem mudar o destino de todos ao seu redor.

In a world where athletes evolve into legends, Joshua Williams is thrust into a high-stakes system where every stat matters and every choice shapes his destiny. With the ability to grow stronger, faster, and smarter by leveling up and unlocking abilities of NFL greats, Joshua must navigate fierce competition, demanding coaches, and a mysterious system that promises greatness but comes at a cost. Watch as you see Joshua grow..

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.

Can a human be omniscient? You will be following the "crazy" journey of Sage.

In a dying world where the sole source of energy is Aether, the universal life energy, 'Habens' the inhabitants of habellion faces extinction. Habellion, struggles against the forces of Cheso, a rival world desperate to seize their dwindling Aether reserves. With cloning experiments failing due to clones having low tolerance towards the strong aether waves of habellion and the war taking a devastating toll, destroying almost all of its population and Habellion’s only hope lies in a hidden simulation called Earth. Earth, created during the first war that happened decades ago, serves as an experimental ground where clones—humans—are developed to adapt to low level Aether waves. But when Earth’s Aether energy begins to destabilize, threatening the survival of both Earth and Habellion, an unlikely hero is chosen. Evan, a low-ranked medic from Habellion, is tasked with an impossible mission: journey to Earth, uncover the source of the disruption, and restore balance before it’s too late. With three days in Habellion time—equivalent to three decades on Earth—Evan steps into a world unlike anything he’s ever known. In earth he is now armed with enhanced physical and psychological abilities, and advanced Habellion technology, Transforming him into a superpowered entity. However his powers and his ability as a medic makes him stand out in the mediaeval earth. Evan must navigate Earth’s unfamiliar and primitive society, blending in while investigating the cause of the Aether disruption. However, his mission becomes more complicated as he realizes the simulation is more fragile than he was told, and his actions could alter the course of history. Whispers of divine figures and miraculous powers begin to surround him, placing him at the center of a narrative he never intended to join. As Evan immerses himself in Earth’s culture, he discovers that his presence might alter the course of history. With each step, he faces supernatural dangers, manipulative forces, and the possibility that someone—or something—has been tampering with the simulation. Amidst growing doubts about his own origins and the purpose of his mission, Evan must make choices that could shape the fate of both worlds. Will Evan succeed in saving Habellion and Earth, or will the collapse of the Aether mark the end of everything?

Mystery road series, the main character loses all his freedom and universe due to unfortunate events and unbelievable lader manipulation, the main character travels between multiple universes to go to his own universe and confronts god

Akriod is a mysterious man driven by his own ambition to fulfill his eternal destiny. Clinging to a single desire to achieve his goal of returning to nothingness, he embarks on a perilous journey, ready to destroy the lives of all who stand in his way, exploiting any circumstances that lead him to his goal.

Normal frickin days. Boring usual college days. Normal us. So why. No ,where did it all go wrong. When did it all go wrong. Just a bunch of teenage girls trying to get over their last year as seniors ,each of them wanting to go to different universities with different dreams. Four best friends ,different personalities ,different everything ,only met last year but became closer than childhood friends or so they thought. When they get tangled up in something they never could have even dreamt of ,friendship isn't friendship ,enemies aren't enemies ,nothing is normal and usual and boring and the same and it never will be. New allies or maybe not.

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Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

In a world where darkness reigns and secrets run deep, she was once a vampire princess, living a life of luxury and love. Her childhood sweetheart was her everything, until one night turned her world upside down. The Vampire Queen, her mother, was overthrown in a violent coup—and the traitors behind the rebellion? None other than her beloved's family. Just as she faced certain death, a mysterious vampire saved her, pulling her from the edge of destruction. Now, five years later, she lives in the human world under a hidden identity, training every day with one goal in mind: to reclaim her throne, rescue her imprisoned mother, and confront the boy she once loved about his betrayal. Her heart burns with questions—why did he do this, and can she ever forgive him? But destiny has a way of complicating plans. During a dangerous dungeon expedition, she encounters her former love again, neither revealing their true selves. Little do they know, they are about to be caught in a web of ancient secrets, a conspiracy that stretches back to the dawn of their world. As dark forces rise and the truth about their shared past comes to light, they find themselves part of a much larger battle—one that could either save or destroy their entire continent. As betrayal, love, and ancient magic collide, she must decide: will she fight for revenge, or for redemption? And when the dust settles, who will she choose—her savior or her first love? The fate of the kingdom and the survival of an entire world rest in the balance.

[WPC SILVER PRIZE WINNER - #199 REVENGE] [Mature Content Warning] Ayla was the child of promise for her generation— the one that'd seal away the demonic ring of nightmare and banish the Demon King forever. The appearance of the traveler from the other world, Richard Clayton was a sign from the gods that it was time to end the nightmare once and for all. She gave Richard her trust and her heart. He swore in the sacred oath of his world that he'd help her save the world and stay with her forever, cross his heart and hope to die. Ayla never imagined that she would be the one to die in betrayal. Until the light of the last star dies, she will hunt him across time and space for her revenge. Check out the "Cross Your Heart and Hope to Die" Spotify Playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0iTAtRttCXEIccj8oNKVc7?si=d0f117af35fe4ca3 Cover by JeiJandee Discord: https://discord.gg/Y79vUr4mrf Ko-fi: https://www.ko-fi.com/studiohnh

Hiromi is a fourteen-year-old girl who dreams about making Orbpan better by joining the police force.

Hazuki Hyuna has always thrived on routine. Predictability is her comfort, a steady rhythm she relies on, savoring the certainty of knowing exactly what lies ahead-even indulging in the occasional spoiler. Love, to her, is an overrated, messy affair, the kind that shatters the peaceful quiet she's built around herself. But lately, her days have started to feel a bit too still, a touch too empty...though she'd never admit it. Change isn't something she's looking for. But her impossibly beautiful neighbor seems to have other plans, shaking up her routine with unexpected visits and unusual requests. It's everything she never wanted, yet somehow, it's already too late to pull back.

A man who thought his past was behind him, a young knight seeking honor and virtue. A princess looking for a way to save her people, a surviving tribal woman out for revenge against those who had attacked her tribe. And a bard just looking to tell the tales of the world. Their paths cross, and through this crossing fate's grand plan is set in motion, and the pieces are moved into place to awaken something erased from the world's records.

The beginning marks the end. A story untold as it never ended, a story broken as it never got the chance to heal, a story of the stars and a story of the world abandoned by fate. People live by desires, dreams, motivation and undying crave for something. Everybody want something in life, something that they want to achieve no matter the cost. But how about those who don't? How does it feel to not have any dreams? How does it feel to not have a single thing you are interested in? How does it feel to not crave for anything? Life goes just like the flow of the river with nothing so ever happening in your life and meet the Sea as in Death. What would happen if an otaku character travel beyond the Milkyway Galaxy to the world of magic? Rudra the main protagonist travels with the Emissary of the Destructor to the World of magic. Faced with the Trial beyond the limits of his own, Rudra fails to overcome the Trial. But the Destructor grants him another chance because of the transcending power he posses ' Authority'. Two years after the Trial will be held again to test the successor of Shadow God, if he fails to overcome the Trial again then not even Death can save him. Rudra ends up on the planet Seed in the Reedreada Galaxy as per the Destructors wish. There he joins the famous Star Verse Academy to train himself and overcome his limits and face the Trial with everything he got. But will that be it... English is not my native language, so there might( must) be some mistake, please inform me through comments. Text me on Discord if you have any advice or opinion Discord- Ether7#2296 And lastly, of course, cover page is not mine. If you want me to remove it( Which I am sure no one is interested in) I will remove it.

Discord if you want to join: https://discord.gg/FuzkPfR A type of DND CYOA, where some unlucky mortal that had gotten involved with Kratos and Atreus ends up on a world walking journey. Eventually Fate will be involved and old friends will reunite after their time together ends suddenly. This is a redo of my first Fanfic Wandering The Dead Roads.

While checking her emails half asleep, Zara ends up accepting an invitation to a one of a kind exchange event held by the universe in which readers are given the opportunity to live in the world of their favourite characters. But such a good deal comes with a condition, no ?