Daffy Ducks

Duc is accidentally reincarnated as a duck where he was supposed to be the heroic force for good, as a human, but finds instead himself in the depths of a dungeon facing challenge after challenge in his little duck body. Not only that, when he finds his way out, Duc seems to end up right in the middle of a possible war starting! And that's only the beginning! Joined by an elven princess, a rogue, and others along on his journey, Duc has to not only find himself, but also help others and survive in this new world!

She just wanted to cook. Now she’s feeding the apocalypse. Marron Louvel was supposed to win Earth’s biggest cooking competition… but she died before the judges could take a bite. Now she’s stuck in a fantasy world with a rundown food stall, a grumpy talking bear, and a System that insists she’s an SSS-Grade Chef. Her first customer? A half-dead adventurer who cries after one bite of her duck fat fries. Her recipes from Earth don’t just taste good—they heal, buff, and change fates. She’s not interested in romance. But that hasn’t stopped knights, beastfolk, or demon lords from lining up for more than just seconds. To survive in a world ruled by cooking power, Marron must upgrade her stall, unlock legendary ingredients, and serve dishes so good they shake the heavens. Because in the world of Savoria, flavor is power—and one perfect bite can save a life.

READ! READ! READ! Recommended to read full! Highly.(The Synopsis OFC.) Haruta is a normal College going guy who is 19 and loves to go out and play soccer or do other pysically training stuff--A typical Hero stuff--where he takes care of everyone whether they are his family or neighbour or somebody else. But one day he feels that shi* ain't his stuff--Like He does it to make others happyy--but it's just not his thing--He doesn't like it. A bit. And so, Discovering his new self--he finds out that rather than helping and moving others to positivity--he likes something else--Something that has been buried dee inside his heart--for the long--longest time. And he's just discovering it now. The new thing he likes--is inflicting others pain--not physical ones but emotionally. But he doesn't do it to all. He does it to the people who are bad to others--the ones who desereve it--just so he could explain it to his last good fragment that's still left inside of him. But for how long can he keep himself from choosing his victims sanely--Nobody knows--even Haruta does not. And so begins the journey of a good guy--turned Villan. Join Haruta in this World of good and evil as he forces his way through the most Evil of society. Also: There's Transmigration--later in the story. A quick note: I'm just doing this novel as an experiment rather than a real work--just to see how these books do that I think ideas of sitting ducks in my room. So don't expect grammar or anything else--My english will be the same as this synopsis--Good or Bad? You decide. Feel free to point shi out in the comments so I can check or correct it. Also: What You can expect from this novel: Regular Updates. Multiple Updates. Too much Updates Updates Updates. What You can't expect: Totally on point grammar and English--I'll use translators if you want--tho I'm already using it for my other novels and it makes the process 20x slow-- So I'll just update here as I write. And Yes Enjoy! The Event happens in our modern world, I'll change the name of places Irl so There won't be any backlash--tho I doubt I'll get any. And yes. Hope you Enjoy it! Also: The story changes from modern world to transmigration ones shi is done and I decide--that's it--go to another world now--You been too much menace already at this place. So yea.. I hope you got the point. Enjoy! And yea F* English. Tags Additional: Anti-hero | Beauty | Egoist | Dragon | Myth | Transmigration | Smut | Academy | Romance | Face slapping | Conquer | Kingdom building | World Building | Future | Myth | Magic | Super pwer | Apocalypse | Harem | Genius | Comedy | Mystery | Unprincipled | Fastpaced | Hot-blooded | Action | Adventure

I looked at him with utter contempt, my gaze as cold as frost spreading across my face: “You filthy poultry, what part of you thinks you're worthy of me?” I spat each word with biting clarity, holding nothing back. No matter how beautiful the human form he wore, he was still just a feathered beast at heart, no better than the chickens and ducks outside. The man before me was breathtakingly handsome, his sharp eyes like a hawk’s. Yet he didn’t flare up in anger. Instead, he let out a cold, mocking smile. Raising one hand, he gripped my chin tightly, eyes blazing like fire: “I am a Phoenix,” he growled: “King of all living things! And you dare compare me to common barnyard fowl? Do you want me to snap your neck right here?” But I didn’t flinch. Instead, I met his fury with a calm, deliberate smirk: “Go ahead. It’s not like you’ve ever had the guts to follow through.” He went silent for a few seconds, the tension thick between us. Then, all of a sudden, he released my chin, only to pull me into his arms, holding me so tightly it felt like he was afraid I might vanish. His voice dropped, no longer seething with rage, but laced with a strange tenderness: “Could you stop being so stubborn? I’ve given you everything... What more do I need to do to make you happy?” His embrace tightened again, desperate and trembling. As if letting go, even a little, would cause me to disappear. In his eyes, there was helplessness, pain, and something else rising to the surface, something raw, unnamed, and overpowering.

Donald was a poor sap who wanted nothing more than a quiet life with his ducks. Sure he was a bit fanatical in his duck obsession but no harm no foul right? Wrong for he too was driven by revenge on his so called human 'freinds' who stole his life's work and played it off as their own casting him aside to become stars and leave him in the dust. On one fateful day he led his cherished ducks in a revolution to take back what was his and claim his revenge, sadly the guards exploited his only weakness... guns and heavy artillery as he was shot dead and his flock of angry ducks followed him to the great beyond. Marvel at his wild shenanigans on his journey to become the duck king in his second chance on life. p.s. I'm not going to do something like promise you a world that makes complete logical sense or ontime or well placed story beats. I'm not civilized enough to do something like that, and promising you something that makes sense is just my lying to you and myself. But if you can handle a few inconsistencies and just want an interesting story that's crazy hectic with all sorts of wacky shenanigans, and flying by the seem of your pants crazy. well I can do that and I think you'll love this story, just give it a shot, what could possibly go wrong besides well everything of course!

Heaven, contrary to her name is a walking hell, she was born to cause trouble along with her friends. But what happens when a little stunt pulled by her starts a full-fledged war with Leo,a.k.a cold stoned genius and unfortunately her sworn before born enemy. What happens when things spark between them and let's not forget the troubles the future has stored for them. Let's join them in the journey of friendship,chaos, romance and action. ************************************************** Don't say it heaven, don't say it. " Hey tinker bell " Shit me and my fucking  mouth. And here we go. If looks could kill i would be seven feet under the ground along with Dumbledore. What? Girl gotta have some company. " I will fucking kill you if you call me that again " Leo barked furiously. " The pixie dust you are leaving behind your trail is a justifying reason for that name" I said. He angrily stride towards me and caged me between the wall and him. I tried to duck from his arms but my said attempt was a pathetic one as he again blocked me successfully. " I dare you to say that again "He whispered dangerously. I looked for help but find none. I will have to use plan B. " Leo you are a good person. You are the best of all. You won't like to get blood on your hands right?" I pleaded with my eyes. " Actually no, getting your blood on my hands will be greatly enjoyed by me and i would be doing a favor to the world by killing you ". He remarked. Then let's go fo plan C. " Sorry for not being sorry tinker bell ". I said with an evil look and lifted my leg to kick his baby making system right on the point but he suddenly stopped my leg with one of his hand so I did second best thing to inflict pain on human species. I gripped both of his nipple and twisted them as my life depended on it  'cause duh my life really depended on it. And when he left me to tend to his bruised nipple while screeching like a hyena I made a beeline to the safety of my Classroom.

# REALANDFAKEYOUNGLADY # PHILOSOPHY Lu Ming was the Lu family’s real daughter who had been taken to the wrong home after she was born. She was brought home by her birth parents when she was seventeen years old. Her birth parents watched how she lived in the countryside, growing vegetables and raising chickens and ducks. There wasn’t even a rice cooker in the house. She even had to chop firewood outside to use on the stove outside to make fire. They almost burst into tears at the hard life their daughter was living. The Lu family couple wanted to make up for how miserable Lu Ming’s life was, and immediately turned on their phone to transfer money to her, wanting to give her a better life. However, they didn’t know that Lu Ming was a Celestial Master. Her favorite thing to do every day was to catch ghosts. All the things they saw, Lu Ming actually only needed to insert a little spiritual energy into some paper talismans and they would do all her chores, while she simply lay down and enjoyed life. What's more, they didn’t know that Lu Ming’s backpack had Hell’s master in it, chasing her to collect debt every day. The return of the Lu family’s real daughter was a big event. Others had already set up their seats and bought food and drinks to munch on in anticipation of the drama of the real and fake daughter fight. However, they didn’t expect the main actors to not even appear on stage, but saw pictures that they thought to be completely unreasonable. For example, the fake daughter, Lu Xian, stopped Lu Ming after a quiz. Onlookers: “They’re going to fight! Yes! Hurry up and bring out the popcorn!”But in the next second, Lu Xian, who was a top student, said, “You failed chemistry this time. Come to my room tonight, I’ll tutor you!” The poor student, Lu Ming: “???” Asking her to study? They might as well kill her! Onlookers: “...Why is it different from what we were promised?!”

Duck-Hwan, a seasoned gamer, is mysteriously transported to the world of Orvhalis after reaching the final level of an online game. Now trapped in the body of his character, a low-ranking thief, he must survive in a world ruled by ruthless rulers, where any mistake can cost him his life. With few allies and limited abilities, Doruuk discovers that to change his fate, he must battle monsters, uncover secrets, and collect rare Luminar that can grant him unimaginable power. But in a dark and dangerous world, only those who walk in the shadows can hope to rise above.

A man lay injured on the forest floor with his back against the roots of a weary widow tree. When suddenly a figure ducks past dodging the interworkings of the trees. Who is he and what does he want? Read to find out.

The sound of slicing carrots from the kitchen was overoded with whatever sort of noise from the room of the other side. Not that the lady minded anyways, it was a sort of comfortable noise and reassurance that the kids do enjoy it here and held a certain point of comfortability. At least they weren't at all a silent suffering shell. In the other room, the kids were everywhere. Some doing risky thing, like trying to do creative tricks off a ladder, and others talking to their little group. A group of friends laid on the upper bunkers and a few kids were under one of the beds and figured that they started gossiping of heated arguments. Right in the middle of the room was a relatively small number of kids, playing a game of Duck Duck Goose maybe. They hit each other's heads as hard as they could and each reaction they got had rendered poor Jack into a wheezing gasping mess. The girl next to him was looking like she's having the time of her life, and maybe she is. Smiling beauty that could have won this year's beauty contest, was Jane -without-a-last-name. (And although she did have a last name, she prefers not to use it.) And Jane, all bright eyed and such and angel, holy and sweet and you could easily compare it to a toddler who got a bite of his first candy, was having the time of her life. _____ Alternatively, from the author. I guess you could call it a contest submission that and I am always driven by spite and also money. A friend sent this to me and somehow that turned on a sense that I should join this. WSA 2022 submission (If I recited that correctly since I'm on mobile and all) Fantasy and number 4. A female lead who's a vampire dumped at a orphanage or something. Realizes she's a vampire, goes be mature. Decided to write some backbone, a past to look back into for the future chapters. If I get more than a 100K words that would be a relief, if I get an award I think I'll just use that for my first Iphone and use that to play Genshin for the first time. ( I'll touch grass I promise. Why are most of you pay to win in that game anyway lmao) After this is done I might rewrite most things, all I'm doing now is writing every single thing that comes into mind. Though that's not assured yet. My laziness has it's ways with me. No discord, I can't manage it. No way to support me with money, I can't manage that too. Vote stuff, put whatever little thing you want in your comments, and I'll respond with memes and maybe an actual good reply. If you recognize me outside of social media, for one, this is hell, and two, I can't help but use punctuation every damn time.

if but pull ur head hit out ur pussy you. might find ur duck i

Ducks [no anime,show or other form of entertainment through a tv belongs to me, besides my OC]

Kara ducked as the knife sliced through the air where her head had been a second ago. Her heart pounded as she scrambled backward, away from Sasha's bright eyes. "Caden, run!" she yelled, pushing him toward the trees. But instead of running, everything around her started to fade. The forest, Caden, even Sasha with her deadly knife melted away like ice in summer. Kara blinked, confused. She was no longer in the forest. Kara, the daughter of the Alpha, was destined to be the Luna of the Blackstone Pack. However, after the tragic drowning of her sister, Sasha, Kara left the pack in exile, burdened by guilt and haunted by her father’s words. Ten years later, on her 18th birthday, Kara returns to the pack, only to discover that her mate is Zane, the cold and distant son of the Alpha. Despite their bond, Zane’s heart seems elsewhere, and when he introduces Lena, another woman, as his chosen mate, Kara’s world shatters. Yet, as secrets about her sister's death come to light, Kara is thrust into a battle for the truth, the pack’s leadership, and her place in a world that has never truly embraced her. Will she claim her power, or will the weight of her past tear everything apart?

Daric never wanted to be a hero. Thrown into the Trial Realms with nothing but sarcasm and a shovel, he fights through mutated poultry gods, thunderous duck armies, and literal storms of chaos. With stats rising (barely) and death lurking (always), he’ll either ascend to power... or become the punchline of the universe.

Tetsü & kilə were odd ducks amongst the oddest ducks—Never to fit in, never to be found among the crowd that blindly followed the ways of this world... Or the next... 14 years of crazy experiments later they, finally found a way to break out of this mundane world’s chains. In their defense babies are dumb, and for the first 3years, they had to learn to walk, eat, and poop. Not in that order! Too bad for them. The system found them and threw them into a whole new set of rules. A million more rules..!! Will they stay true to themselves or give excuses? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Plug-in: https://www.patreon.com/Omnivex Discord Plug-in: https://discord.gg/KwRtpjYr Current updated schedule - as-of - 26-June-2023 Tue - Sunday. (01-Chapter) Average chapter length - 1700+ Words.

[Double Purity][1v1] When Prince Duan was crowned king! Her most beloved maternal family was annihilated! Her elder sister, who became the empress, wanted to kill her! But the Regent King, the "enemy" she feared and despised the most, came to save her! "You are my queen, and will be for the rest of your life!" After being reborn, on her wedding night, Lin Jiaojiao was held captive in Regent King's arms, but, she was not afraid the slightest. "Yan Sihan~ Hug~" She moved closer and hugged the man's waist. The man suppressed his voice: "Jiaojiao, you have no chance anymore." [Sweet and scheming little queen x extremely indulgent Regent King] Lin Jiaojiao: Building scaffolds, herding ducks, raising ducks, dragging down the harmful dog emperor from his throne! Yan Sihan: Just sit at home, and the throne will come from the sky?

Menceritakan seorang suami yang takut dengan mertuanya. Siapa lagi kalau bukan pak Daffa, pak Daffa sangat takut pada mertuanya dan sangat sayang pada istrinya. Jika pak Daffa melakukan sedikit saja melakukan kesalahan maka ibu mertuanya mengancam dengan di coret nya pak Daffa sebagai menantunya dan juga di coret dari daftar hak warisnya. Pak Daffa mempunyai saudara kembar bernama pak Daffi. Pak Daffi adalah adik kandung pak Daffa. Pak Daffa dan pak Daffi selalu membuat bingung salah satu abdi dalem di rumah saat mereka sedang melakukan aktivitas bersama di rumah pak Daffa, siapa lagi kalau bukan Paijo. Paijo adalah abdi dalem setia dan dia juga sudah lama mengabdi sepuluh tahun di keluarga kanjeng ibu. Selain Paijo yang bekerja lama juga ada Aiman dan Abdul Latief. Betta, Jumiati dan Cengek adalah abdi dalem yang baru saja bekerja di keluarga pak Daffa. Pak Daffa mempunyai istri bernama Titah, pak Daffa mempunyai tiga orang anak Kaamil, Silvy dan Citra.

Born blind yet gifted with an extraordinary ability to sense mana, Fynathir has never let his lack of sight hold him back. Determined to prove himself and earn a place at the prestigious academy, he undergoes intense training under the guidance of Drask, a powerful warrior with secrets of his own. Leaving behind the only home he’s ever known, he embarks on a journey beyond the elven kingdom, stepping into the vast and dangerous world of adventurers. As Fynathir hones his unique magic—mana weaving—he faces the trials of combat, the dangers of a dungeon teeming with monsters, and the prejudices of those who doubt his abilities. With each challenge, he grows stronger, but dark forces stir beyond the dungeons, and his past holds mysteries yet to be uncovered. Will his talent and determination be enough to survive the path ahead? Or will the truths hidden in mana lead him to a fate he never expected?

Shac’s life is as ordinary as it gets, waking up, rushing to school, struggling through class, repeat. But his routine shatters when he receives a cryptic email: "Don’t forget about the Duck." At first, it seems like a harmless prank. Then he starts noticing a yellow duckling appearing in the same place, and a suffocating unsettling nightmare begins to haunt him every night. Each morning, the email arrives again, the duckling crosses his path, and the world feels a little less… real. As Shac digs deeper, he realizes these aren’t coincidences but clues to a greater mystery, one that threatens to unravel his life and his very sense of self. To uncover the truth, Shac must follow the trail of the Duck, but doing so might lead him to a reality he’s not ready to face.

“Okay, so picture this: Your buddy Kaito dies slipping on a banana peel that’s basically the universe’s middle finger. Instead of heaven, he gets a job offer from a pan-dimensional duck in a suit who’s like, ‘Congrats! You’re now the multiverse’s handyman, but instead of fixing leaks, you fight gods who cry when you roast their PowerPoints.’ Kaito’s whole vibe? ‘I didn’t ask for this, but I’ll do it while sarcastically sipping cosmic boba.’ He glitches through worlds where gravity takes weekends off and wars are fought with karaoke. The catch? He doesn’t exist in any universe’s database, and now every god, demon, and sentient spreadsheet is like, ‘DELETE HIM.’ "It’s like Rick Sanchez and Deadpool had a baby, raised it on anime and dad jokes, and then threw it into a black hole made of HR paperwork. 10/10 would binge-read while eating questionable gas station sushi.”

Damon Steele is a self-proclaimed superhero, notorious for his ridiculous weapon choices and a knack for getting caught up in the most absurd situations. When the villainous Laughing Phantom launches an attack on the city, Damon finds himself drenched in whipped cream and facing a more dangerous foe—his ex, Mira. A twisted and charming mastermind, Mira has returned with a plan to throw the city into chaos, but the real reason behind her actions is a secret she's been hiding: she's still in love with Damon. With his sarcastic sidekick, Lily Quinn, by his side, Damon navigates a series of wild and hilarious encounters with Mira, a giant rubber chicken, and inflatable ducks. As the battle for the city escalates, Damon must confront his own feelings for Mira while dealing with the growing tension between him and Lily. Amidst explosions of confetti, awkward romantic confessions, and a city on the brink of destruction, Damon discovers that saving the day might not be as important as finally choosing between the woman from his past and the one who's always had his back. Love and Laughter in the Chaos is a comedic rollercoaster of action, romance, and absurdity, proving that even the craziest battles can lead to a happy ending—or at least a pizza date.

My name is Sasha Pierce and this is a story of how night in Vegas changed my life forever, I wasn’t always the fast pick when it came to love and relationships, I was always the odd duck then he came into my life and everything changed

All my books take place on the Neverending Insanity so I decided to put them in 1 book. The 1st volume is the present, that 3rd volume is the earliest point on the timeline. Every thing I put in this story is canon. Whether it be the Giant Duck of the North kingdom or the 3 different Vessels of C.R.E.A.T.I.O.N. Valaven is starting to look like my original idea for this book before I changed the title.

Embark on a riveting journey with Devo Duck, an anthropomorphic waterfowl with a mysterious past, as he navigates the complexities of life in a small town called Dullsville. From his unexpected transformation from a human to a duck to his humorous encounters with the locals, Devo Duck's tale is a blend of science fiction, humor, and intrigue that will leave you hooked from the very first quack. Join Devo Duck as he grapples with his newfound identity, unravels the secrets of his alien origins, and discovers the true meaning of family and in friendship this charming and whimsical story that will delight readers of all ages. Welcome to the world of Devo Duck, where the extraordinary meets the ordinary in the most unexpected ways. Explore the wonders of the universe through the eyes of a duck like never before.

[Black Technology + Military Industry + System + Satisfying Read + Dominating the US and Japan] Accidentally traversing into a parallel world, Chen Hanxing became a college student. Unexpectedly, he took over a dilapidated toy factory named Little Duck. Starting off by manufacturing an elderly - friendly vehicle, he shocked the entire network. With a top speed of nearly 400 mph, fully - automated driving, and a range of 2,000 kilometers, you call this an elderly - friendly vehicle? Dai Xiaomei ordered a mecha, which was supposed to be just a figurine, but the over - eight - meter - tall mecha directly took to the sky. The military region leader exclaimed, "Do you know how desperate I was when that thing came flying over?" Compared to it, the J - 20 is outshone. From then on, the director of the Little Duck Toy Factory astonished China. Lei Busi said, "Director Chen, you can just call me Xiaolei." Ren Hongfei said, "Don't be modest. In the future, the future of Chinese chips is in your hands!" Netizens exclaimed, "The technology of the director of the Little Duck Toy Factory is a thousand years ahead of the world!" The US wondered, "The star - destroyer has launched. What else do you intend to do?" ...... Instruction Manual for Products of Little Duck Toy Factory All products manufactured by our factory are toy models. They are not recommended for any other purposes. Not recommended. Not recommended! If you privately attempt to use them otherwise and any unexpected consequences occur, the buyer shall bear the responsibility. Our factory will assume no liability. Once the product is sold, it is non - refundable and non - exchangeable.

[Reasoning + Imagination + Simulated Crime] “Ladies and gentlemen!” “The simulated crime show, the ultimate battle royale of the final season, is here!” “A thousand contestants participate in the game and play as villains to simulate crimes.” “As long as you can survive until the end, you can win a billion-dollar prize!!!” The entire network is completely boiling! Under heavy rewards, there must be brave men!! This season is bound to be the most exciting season among all escape shows!! And Lin Bai, after being reborn, happens to be one of the contestants. But embarrassingly, for the items drawn at the beginning, others all get weapons. But Lin Bai drew a bag of deadly duck necks... Even the staff couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. But in the next second... Lin Bai directly holds a Sprite in one hand and a lighter in the other and rushes onto the high-speed train. “I declare that all of you are hijacked by me!” Audience: “???” Hijacking a high-speed train with a Sprite? Isn't this just a pure clown? However! As time goes by... One-click sharing. The audience gradually finds that things seem to start to go wrong... [The content is short and weak. More exciting content is all in the book.]

(End of the World + Rebirth + Space + Stockpiling Supplies) Suddenly, natural disasters hit and the world changed drastically. First, it was extreme heat, then extreme cold, followed by earthquakes, thick fog, eternal night, and acid rain. Liu Ruyan, who had struggled to survive alone in the apocalypse for ten years, finally died in the pouring acid rain. When she opened her eyes again, Liu Ruyan found that she had been reborn, and there were still three months before the apocalypse. After discovering a huge portable space in her family heirloom, Liu Ruyan set herself the first small goal after rebirth - spending 2.1 billion yuan to fill the space with supplies! From then on, Liu Ruyan started the stockpiling mode. Rice, flour, cooking oil and salt? Buy! Chickens, ducks, fish and meat? Buy! Clothes, hats, shoes and socks? Buy! Dried meat, chicken feet, mini hot pots, potato chips, spicy strips, and luosifen, none can be missed! (A survival story in the apocalypse, the male lead will be absolutely unexpected!)

Titah, Daffa, Daffi, dan Bara lahir di tanggal yang sama, bulan yang sama dan di tahun yang sama. Daffa dan Daffi adalah saudara kembar namun mempunyai sifat yang berbeda Daffi tumbuh mempunyai sifat yang cuek dan dingin oleh perempuan lain, kecuali Titah. Sedangkan Daffa selalu dimanja oleh ibunya hingga SMA dan dia menjadi laki-laki yang manja. Ayah Daffa dan Daffi bernama Ferdi sedangkan ibunya bernama Yanti. Bara tumbuh menjadi seorang laki-laki yang tampan. Ayah Bara bernama Raihan sedangkan ibunya bernama Rosalinda atau biasa di panggil Rosa. Bara kini sedang sekolah di luar negeri. Berbeda dengan Titah, walaupun Titah itu wanita dia di didik tegas oleh pamannya. Dia pandai ilmu bela diri. Ayah Titah bernama Sujatno atau biasa di panggil Nano sedangkan ibunya bernama Sarah. Bagaimanakah kisah selanjutnya selamat membaca ya!!