Definition Of Humor Me

It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.

A story of a young man who lost everyone he loves in despair in front of him. Seeing the scene he loses all hope and starts drinking his life in vain. On one particular night he saw a man is enjoying himself who is one of the person that took all his hope away is enjoying himself to a drink. That night his mind snapped and a bloody tail of revenge started. How will the future unfold for the young man ? Will he give up midway or he will be given up by the end?

"What is Divinity? How do you reach there? What does it take to be divine? And what do you lose? There are soo many questions that needs to be answered..." - Enelra Nightingale The existence is forgetting itself and it's upto a group of people chosen by possibilities to travel from world to world, getting it's data and creating a back up for worse case scenario while uncovering the mystery of why this strange phenomenon was happening. Author: yeah I'm bad that writing synopsis I know.

Have you ever how the 'unique quest chains' are born, how 'mega-rare super-items' just drop out of thin air, and why every random minor character in the starting village is a hidden expert? I am the reason. I am the silently curshing ghost ofthe machine running cogs of 'secret quests', the plot-driving device of destiny, the shepherd to the millions of players that just KNOW that every stone holds a unique opportunity for loot, lore and skills. I am a sole Admin of the greatest DMMO-RPG, partialy AI and a man who holds the great responsibility overseeing the life of the game... With a slight problem though. The game was destroyed a week before it's start. Completely. So now there is no game. There are players, me and million of cheap tricks I honed in my life for the single goal of proving to all of you, that... This game definitely does exist. --- First of all, I post this book on my Patreon. 18 chapters of this book are there - for 3$ it's all yours... Though, of course, I will be posting it for free on this site too. Except I first post them on my Patreon - so now 1 chapter is here - and 19 are there. When it would have 10 chapters here? 28 chapters are there. So... You know? You can support my life there for 18 chapters ahead of the curve. I will be very grateful!

Sydney thought dating her longtime crush, Jason, was the start of her dream life—until a devastating family secret revealed he might be her half-brother. But if that’s true, why can’t she shake her feelings for him? Meanwhile, Tyra has uncovered a chilling truth about her adoptive parents: they murdered her biological family to steal her inheritance—and now they’ll do whatever it takes to silence her. She faces an impossible choice: hunt or be hunted. Bound by loyalty, haunted by dark secrets, and taunted by forbidden love, the two best friends are hurtling toward a truth that could shatter their lives. As their worlds collide, the choices they make could mean survival—or destruction—for them both.

Kurose Ren is a hopeless romantic—the kind that believes in soulmates, destiny, and love that transcends lifetimes. But when his girlfriend dumps him, calling him "too much", he drowns his sorrows in sake and shouts at the moon. If fate is real, then prove it. If the gods exist, then challenge them. Somewhere in another world, Kurose Rika, a girl with the same soul, the same thoughts, and the same heartbreak, makes the exact same wish. And when Ren wakes up, she's lying beside him. Same clothes. Same drink. Same memories—except she’s from another world. At first, it’s confusing. Then, it’s exhilarating. She understands him in a way no one else ever could. Their words sync. Their thoughts align. And for the first time in his life, Ren grins and says— "I love me." But the universe doesn’t see it as love. It sees it as a mistake. Reality glitches. The gods grow restless. Yokai awaken to hunt them down. Their existence together is a tear in the cosmic order, and the world is beginning to shatter. Because fate has one rule: there is only one version of you. And one of them was never meant to exist.

you belong to me heather. Body, soul and everything. I want you. I was inside you. I tasted you. And I'm never letting go... for what I feel for you is not love it's obsession, lust, the unorthodox version of deranged love -madness.

Brenda had gambled on love twice, and both times, fate dealt with her. The first heartbreak was bitter and better to let go, but the second? That one shattered her. She had poured every ounce of herself into it, only to be left standing in the ruins of her own devotion. Love had drained her, left her hollow, and taught her that vulnerability was a luxury she could no longer afford. So, she made a choice—a bold one. Love was no longer part of her story. Brenda let go of the romantic fairy tales and turned the page to a new chapter. One where she wasn’t pining or hoping. She was single, powerful, and utterly unshaken in the freedom of being beholden to no one. She wasn’t looking for love anymore because she had found something even better: herself. And in this new life, she didn’t just live—she thrived. * * * * * Until….Spencer came in... Ready to give her another taste of love. Could she allow herself to feel again? To trust again? Or would she choose the familiar safety of solitude, where her heart could never break? L.O.V.V.E.E – E.V.O.L.V.E

So, I woke up on the day I was supposed to be executed. You know, normal Tuesday stuff. My head was chilling on a wooden platform, and there was this tiny blade dangling right above my neck. Cute, right? Just waiting to slice through and end my fantastic life. Naturally, I thought, "How do I get out of this mess?" And what genius idea came to mind? Pregnancy! Yep, I faked a pregnancy. And not just any pregnancy — I told the Emperor, the very psycho who ordered my execution, that I was carrying his child. Spoiler alert: I was definitely not. But hey, it worked! I kept my head attached to my body. However, when the universe is determined to mess with you, even a fake baby bump can't save you forever. I kept up the act for a whole month before finally running away. Ah, freedom! No more psycho Emperor, no more looming execution, just me, living my best fake-pregnancy-free life, laughing like I was finally out of a bad soap opera. Or so I thought. Because of course, luck had to have the last laugh. Somehow, I ended up being the mother of the male lead. You heard that right. The male lead. In this ridiculous story, I’m not even his real mother, but here I am, stuck inside the palace with a literal murderer, aka the Emperor, who — plot twist! — killed the male lead’s actual mom and turned her into a freaking energy crystal. And now, I'm supposed to save the day. Me, the villainess who's not even supposed to be here. How? No clue. But one thing’s for sure, luck and I need to have a serious talk. Screw you, luck!

erasing oneself in the eyes of a System that is dark and Bleak forever stuck in the darkest pits of oneself and Society that is my world forever wishing I could be sane? but life as it is a riddle ridden in the dark so I shall found the path to enlightenment so here we go life as it is for me the insane and crazy lab geek and jobless bum with a hot friend who could be a way closer to my inner darkness

"He has a special place in your heart, that bothers me because at some point, I had that place."

I opened the door and walked into the room, all eyes where on me, I stepped forward, waiting to hear good news........ but " Will you please quit, I mean my son is more talented so he should shine more" the CEO said, I agreed and walked outside but deep inside I was angry and my self for being a pushover and a people pleaser. I stood by the big river and accidentally fell in...... and opened my eyes I went back to when I was a trainee, I was given a second chance a second chance to change.

"The Rebirth of Me" For ten years, she was the perfect wife, mother, and career woman, building an empire alongside her husband, Alexander. But her world shatters when he hands her divorce papers, declaring his love for another woman. Devastated, she watches the life she painstakingly built fall apart before her eyes, until in a moment of utter despair, she leaps from a tall building, thinking it’s the end. But fate has other plans. She wakes up, ten years in the past, before the betrayal, before the heartbreak—before she gave everything up for a man who would discard her. Armed with the knowledge of the future, she is determined not to repeat her mistakes. This time, she vows to build a life for herself, one where her happiness isn’t dependent on Alexander or anyone else. As she forges a new path, a dangerous figure from her past reappears, warning her that some things are inevitable, that love, betrayal, and pain are destined to repeat. But with each step she takes, she realizes that this second chance is more than just about changing her past—it's about reclaiming her future. As Alexander, unaware of their shared future, begins to fall in love with her all over again, she must decide whether to give him another chance or break free from the cycle once and for all. In this thrilling tale of rebirth, love, and self-discovery, one woman must confront the ghosts of her past and navigate the dangers of a love that could either save or destroy her.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

THIS IS FOR OFFLINE READING PURPOSES ONLY! I DO NOT OWN THIS WORK! Synopsis: What can a person do in order to survive? Mei Lin doesn't know about others, but she can sacrifice everything for it, including her body and dignity. She longed for life to bloom as wildly as the spring flowers in February, even if it was short-lived, but in reality she lived like a toad in the mud, shrunken, ugly and dirty. She only knew that she could only talk about other things if she had a life. Even his life is gone, what else is there to say? But she never expected that in the end she would fall into the hands of Murong Jing and that bastard, the man who once treated her as a plaything to please another woman and was severely repaid by her, the man who was determined to retaliate. That bastard man!

On the day Vanessa turned seventeen she saw her mate making out with another woman. Alexander Moon, her mate, hated her so he decided to reject her but was rejected instead.

Kind is tangled in the sticky web of unrequited love-he saw it coming like a train in slow motion. He's the guy watching his crush fawn over someone else, get all starry-eyed over another, and eventually hand out wedding proposals like candy-but to someone else, of course. Wale has long been aware of Kind's feelings for him, and though he is Kind's closest friend of nearly a decade, steadfastly devoted and unwaveringly straight, he nonetheless desires Kind to stand as his best man as he weds his long-time fiancée. Concealing his inner turmoil behind the guise of a smile, Wale shares his vulnerabilities with Kind alone, revealing to his dearest friend what he shields from the world. And now, with futures as clear as a foggy mirror, these two stumble through life's chaotic obstacle course, hoping not to trip on any life lessons or land face-first in heartbreak. Where will fate lead them next? Only time, and maybe a good laugh, will tell!

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Lisa Darhk is a teenager trying to get used to fame but along the line she falls and loses everything but she then realized that her parents whom she believed to detest her cares for her and want the best for her , her friend Leonard Chielden stays by her side and helps her rise back up to her fame. will she overcome the challenges in this adolescent age? find out as we journey through Lisa's life.

Here's a detailed synopsis for "Fragments of Me" that highlights the key plot points, character arcs, and the mystery/thriller elements while maintaining the emotional core of the romance. --- Title: Fragments of Me Genre: High School Romance with Mystery/Thriller Elements Word Count: 90,000 Synopsis: Seventeen-year-old Elena Aster wakes up in a hospital bed with no memory of who she is. The only fragments she clings to are fleeting images of a burning car, a woman’s terrified voice screaming, “Run, Elena,” and the lingering sense that something is terribly wrong. After a tragic car accident that claimed her parents' lives, Elena is taken in by her uncle, Damian Aster, a charismatic and influential businessman whose seemingly perfect family hides cracks beneath the surface. Damian’s wife is distant, her cousin Nate treats her with hostility, and only her other cousin, Lucas, offers a friendly face in an unfamiliar world. Starting over at Bellrose High, Elena struggles to fit in, haunted by fragmented flashbacks and the gnawing suspicion that her accident wasn’t just an accident. When she crosses paths with the rebellious and sharp-tongued Jaxon Rivers in an unconventional encounter, sparks fly—but not the romantic kind. Jaxon, a scholarship student from the wrong side of town, has his own reasons for distrusting the wealthy elite. His father, once an accountant at Aster PLC Ltd., mysteriously disappeared while investigating financial misconduct tied to the Aster family. Jaxon believes Damian holds the key to his father’s fate, but he can’t prove it—yet. Their worlds collide when Elena witnesses Jaxon in a brutal fight at school. Despite her initial disdain for him, she finds herself drawn into his dangerous orbit after saving his life. As Elena’s flashbacks grow more vivid, she and Jaxon form an uneasy alliance to uncover the truth behind her parents’ deaths, her lost memories, and the dark secrets entwining their families. Digging deeper, they discover Damian’s double life as the enigmatic "Orion Black," the mastermind behind an embezzlement scheme, corporate fraud, and something far darker. Evidence suggests Damian orchestrated the car accident to seize control of the Aster fortune, but his crimes go beyond greed. Jaxon’s investigation reveals that his father might still be alive—or worse, trapped in a fate more sinister than death. As Elena and Jaxon unravel the tangled web of lies, they face betrayals from those closest to them. Nate’s hostility masks deep-rooted jealousy and fear of losing his privileged status. Damian manipulates Elena’s fragile trust, gaslighting her into doubting her instincts. Even Jaxon’s motives are clouded by a thirst for revenge. Yet amidst the chaos, Elena and Jaxon’s reluctant partnership evolves into something more—a fierce, undeniable connection born from shared pain, vulnerability, and the hope of healing. With danger closing in, Elena must confront the horrifying truth: her memories were stolen, her life manipulated, and the people she thought she could trust are her greatest enemies. In a pulse-pounding climax, she faces Damian, armed not just with evidence of his crimes but with the strength she’s found within herself. The girl who woke up broken becomes the young woman who fights back. But victory comes at a cost. As secrets shatter and blood is spilled, Elena learns that love can be both her greatest weapon and her deepest wound. In the end, "Fragments of Me" isn’t just about uncovering the past—it’s about reclaiming identity, embracing vulnerability, and finding hope in the fragments left behind.

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(18+) Angelo:- I want you to only look at me, love me, want me, Fuc* me, crave me and need me.. Kyle:- I love the way you move your hips to let me in, deep inside you... 1_ You ruin my life give me hope and then shattered me into pieces now it's my time to ruin yours and broke you more painfully kyle:- You are my wife I can protect you ! Angelo:- I don't need an 'ALPHA' to protect me ! Angelo:- And what wife? you are just my 'DOG' and I am your ' MASTER ' content's:- 1_Nesting 2_mpreg 3_bdsm 4_power bottom 5_one night stand (all the pictures are not mine credit goes to there rightfull owner)

Stuck in my own twisted tale, I, the writer of LEAVE ME OR TAKE ME, am now Princess Elara, bound to marry the icy Crown Prince Kaelen. My own fictional world, once a mere canvas for my imagination, has become my inescapable reality. It would now appear that Kaelen, the man I had created as the epitome of indifference, proves to be infinitely more complex. At every turn, danger lurks, and the line between fact and fiction begins to blur. I am faced with a decision: succumb to the tragic fate I'd written for my protagonist or take hold of my destiny, even if that meant going against the very story I had created.

Samantha está en su último año de instituto y con tres institutos encima, no por gusto si no por bullying, algo que la gente se toma a cachondeo pero que no lo es. Todos los recreos se los pasa en la biblioteca, y por primera vez en mucho tiempo, con una amiga que hace todo lo que puede para evitar que le hagan bullying, Por otro lado, André es el nuevo capitán del equipo de fútbol, cosa que se ha ganado algunos enemigos por el simple hecho de ser nuevo en el instituto. Este es deseado por todas las chicas del instituto, pero no está interesado en nadie, al menos eso es hasta que se da cuenta de lo que pasa en ese instituto. ¿Qué pasará cuando André descubra todo lo que le están haciendo a Samantha? ¿Se unirá a todo el mundo o tratará de ayudarla junto a su amiga?

In the year 2037, the world is engulfed in chaos and violence. Nations crumble under the weight of relentless wars, and humanity teeters on the brink of extinction. Amid this turmoil, a young man named Lee Geon discovers his destiny as the 13th zodiac, Ophiuchus. Once an ordinary individual, Lee's life takes a dramatic turn when he awakens his affinity with divinity, unlocking the unparalleled powers of Ophiuchus. As the 13th zodiac, Lee inherits the abilities of all the other zodiacs, making him a formidable force in a world where power dictates survival. Each zodiac power he wields brings its own strengths and challenges, but the collective might of these abilities also marks him as a target for those who seek to control or destroy him. Lee Geon, now bearing the weight of his new identity, must navigate a landscape of ruthless factions, corrupted governments, and ancient prophecies. With enemies lurking in every shadow and the fate of humanity hanging in the balance, he embarks on a perilous journey to harness his powers, uncover hidden truths, and confront the dark forces threatening to consume the world. As he battles through treachery and bloodshed, Lee grapples with his own humanity and the burdens of his divine heritage. In a world where trust is scarce and betrayal is commonplace, he must decide what is left of himself to hold onto—and what he is willing to sacrifice for the greater good.