Definition Of Humor Me

Li Su, who was infertile and divorced, accidentally came across a system. She travelled through world after world and finally fulfilled her wish to be a mother. But why was it that the children the system assigned her were so weird? But it didn’t matter, because I am your mother!

It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Marcus Jones was a passionate soccer enthusiast who found himself in the afterlife with another chance; haunted by the memories of a painful life and driven by an unrelenting passion for the game, Marcus chose a second chance to fulfill his dreams. As he navigates a world of selfish clubs and soccer prodigies, he realizes that soccer is not merely a sport but the grandest stage in the pursuit of dreams that transcend the boundaries of human capability. Guided by his undying love for the game, Marcus confronts the challenges that thwart his journey to greatness. "The Soccer in Me" explores the themes of pursuing dreams, second chances, and cherishing life as Marcus Jones grapples with his past, embraces his present, and strives for a future where the echoes of the past propel him toward a destiny that transcends the confines of mortal existence. In a world where the pitch becomes humanity's battleground, and love defies constraint, Marcus learns that every kick, every goal, and every heartbeat is a step closer to the eternity of his dreams. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author: I am trying to dip my toes into the idea of writing, so constructive ideas or corrections is greatly appreciated. Just know that to repost a chapter messes up the book in people's Libraries, so any mistake you find I will correct on my Original Document, but will not be posted on Webnovel until I finish the novel and repost the whole thing with all the edits. - Expect Chapters to be anywhere between 500-800 words, obviously it could go over, but the minimum will always be 500. - I do not have a set schedule for posting, but I want to try at least once a week. - There will be elements of Romance and it will be heavily explored, but the main theme of the novel will always be Soccer/Futbol. No Harem.

My mind reeled as the realization dawned on me that the man I had casually bumped into was none other than Christopher Hemsworth. A wave of panic surged through me. What if he was annoyed that I had bumped into him? My heart raced at the thought, a mixture of fear and anxiety knotting my stomach. I replayed our brief encounter in my mind, worrying about the impression I might have made. As I tried to compose myself, I suddenly noticed his gaze shifting across the room. My breath caught in my throat as I realized he wasn't just looking in my direction; he was looking directly at me. My heart pounded in my chest, every beat echoing in my ears. His hazel eyes, so captivating up close, now seemed to pierce through the distance between us, locking onto mine with an intensity that made my pulse quicken. For a moment, everything else faded away-the bustling crowd, the applause, even the sound of my own thoughts. It was as if the world had narrowed down to just the two of us, connected by an invisible thread. His expression was unreadable, a mixture of curiosity and something else I couldn't quite place. I felt a flush rise to my cheeks, a mix of embarrassment and an inexplicable thrill. I stood there, rooted to the spot, my mind a whirlwind of emotions. The admiration I had felt earlier was now tinged with awe and a touch of disbelief. How could someone so extraordinary take notice of me? The sheer magnetism of his presence made it hard to look away, and yet I was painfully aware of every second that passed under his scrutiny. As he continued to look at me, I couldn't help but wonder what he was thinking. Was he recalling our encounter with amusement, or was he as surprised as I was by this unexpected turn of events? The uncertainty gnawed at me, but beneath it all, a small spark of excitement flickered, kindling a hope I dared not fully acknowledge.

"The Rebirth of Me" For ten years, she was the perfect wife, mother, and career woman, building an empire alongside her husband, Alexander. But her world shatters when he hands her divorce papers, declaring his love for another woman. Devastated, she watches the life she painstakingly built fall apart before her eyes, until in a moment of utter despair, she leaps from a tall building, thinking it’s the end. But fate has other plans. She wakes up, ten years in the past, before the betrayal, before the heartbreak—before she gave everything up for a man who would discard her. Armed with the knowledge of the future, she is determined not to repeat her mistakes. This time, she vows to build a life for herself, one where her happiness isn’t dependent on Alexander or anyone else. As she forges a new path, a dangerous figure from her past reappears, warning her that some things are inevitable, that love, betrayal, and pain are destined to repeat. But with each step she takes, she realizes that this second chance is more than just about changing her past—it's about reclaiming her future. As Alexander, unaware of their shared future, begins to fall in love with her all over again, she must decide whether to give him another chance or break free from the cycle once and for all. In this thrilling tale of rebirth, love, and self-discovery, one woman must confront the ghosts of her past and navigate the dangers of a love that could either save or destroy her.

Brenda had gambled on love twice, and both times, fate dealt with her. The first heartbreak was bitter and better to let go, but the second? That one shattered her. She had poured every ounce of herself into it, only to be left standing in the ruins of her own devotion. Love had drained her, left her hollow, and taught her that vulnerability was a luxury she could no longer afford. So, she made a choice—a bold one. Love was no longer part of her story. Brenda let go of the romantic fairy tales and turned the page to a new chapter. One where she wasn’t pining or hoping. She was single, powerful, and utterly unshaken in the freedom of being beholden to no one. She wasn’t looking for love anymore because she had found something even better: herself. And in this new life, she didn’t just live—she thrived. * * * * * Until….Spencer came in... Ready to give her another taste of love. Could she allow herself to feel again? To trust again? Or would she choose the familiar safety of solitude, where her heart could never break? L.O.V.V.E.E – E.V.O.L.V.E

Em um mundo onde cultivadores enfrentam portais dimensionais e heróis carregam habilidade lendárias, surge um protagonista que despreza todos os arquétipos de poder e glória. Ele não é um salvador e nem busca redenção. Sarcástico, implacável é absolutamente forte, ele não possui paciência para os grandes nomes. " Voce tem uma habilidade rank SSS? Beleza, me chame de papai 300 vezes e eu talvez te deixe viver !" " Você é um Deus de uma cultura antiga? Não me venha com essa merda, seu idiota esquecível !" "Imortal renascido ? Destrua seu próprio cultivo e te matarei sem dor!”

A young man. Passionate in his art. However when disaster struck. How does he cope? How does it affect those around him? What does he do about it? Murder, rage, fear... just what will he do to change things that are insurmountably greater than himself?

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Callice Elmer Lemminas adalah putra Bangsawan dari Kerajaan Arcaria sekaligus Pangeran Kekaisaran Frostia. Namun sayangnya, status sosialnya yang tinggi tak menjadikan kehidupannya bahagia. kelahirannya yang tidak diharapkan menjadi salah satu pemicunya. Belum lagi dirinya harus berusaha 'melepaskan diri' dari takdir yang menjeratnya, yang membuat dirinya harus selalu berakhir di tangan Lazanus, 'kenalannya' di masa lalu.

When nothing goes your way and everyone around you takes you for granted, where do you look for help? Ofcourse, you make a wish to a genie. But anything you wish comes with its own terms and conditions.

Lucy loses her world in a matter of moments. The things that matter the most were now taken away and she was forced to go into a world that not only made her uncomfortable, but made her step out of her comfort zone and try to become a better new version of herself. Will she be happy again or will her new life crash and burn ending in only disaster.

"Are you fucking serious?!" "Ana its not wh-" "-Don't, call me that." She cut her off grabbing her bag walking through the waves of people. Her cheeks flushed, her heart racing like she just ran a marathon. When she got out of the fully packed house the cold air hit her like a brick wall prickling at her skin. 'Fuck you fuck this fuck fuck fuck' She thought as she ran past the blazing street lights, her mind too occupied by thoughts to notice the dogs and car alarms blaring from a far. She finally slowed down, panting trying to catch air back into her lungs. She collapsed on a nearby bench looking up at the stars, slightly calming down by the sight of them. She closed her eyes enjoying the breeze going over her cooling her down. a Few minutes passed when her stomach churned, she felt uneasy, something was off. She quickly shot up to see a few men approaching her calling out to her. She swiftly got up and paced away from them whlie turning around to check if they were catching up. 'I need to get-' Suddenly she walked into someone, it was a man. She couldn't see much in the dark apart from a hat he was wearing. He was fairly tall and had a slightly intimidating air about him. "Hey lil lady wait up for us!" She heard a voice call out from behind her, she looked up at the stranger in a panicked pleading expression. He then hugged her to his side and whispered "Follow my lead."

This story is about how a boy finds and realizes the truth. Will, it better him or hurt him? Go on and read this story to find out!

Princess and a boy who came to teach to use sword experiences something strange in their life which too quite a wild turn....

you belong to me heather. Body, soul and everything. I want you. I was inside you. I tasted you. And I'm never letting go... for what I feel for you is not love it's obsession, lust, the unorthodox version of deranged love -madness.

THIS IS A SERIES OF MY THOUGHTS . THE INNER WORKINGS OF A LAZY ARTIST

Join our mc has he goes through the struggles of life and conquers stuffs perhaps

There's a universal saying in life: Roll with whatever it gives ya. Stuck in traffic? Listen to the radio. Spilled your milk? Wipe it up. Accidentally become the adoptive parent to a growing horde of dangerous infant monsters? Become the greatest monster tamer/parent in the whole universe! Wait...what was that last one? Join Jordan "Jordie" Grey as he travels the world of Echidnara with a smart-talking System in his head and a baby minotaur on his back. Will he become the strongest that ever lived? Or will be die trying? Or will he just not give a crap because he has kids to raise?! Let's find out!

“Yin Kang," a nineteen-year-old orphan, atheist, lives in this never-ending loop of torture that is “life,” as he calls it. But then there's “Mei Chang," who is the reason behind his will to live. However unbeknownst to him, Mei has demons of her own she can’t handle. On a fateful day, Yin’s life turns upside down when he's late for his fencing class.

These dark figures creep at me from every corner. The voice, that only can hear. That same voice one day made me lose my mind. That same voice made me a murderer. Su: " It will use me until I rust" Yong: "God is just hypnotic data, the more you think about it the more doppelganger it will be.

"We got you now!" "You'll pay us back for our guild members you PK'ed!" Are you joking me? They wanted to kill me first! I looked back, seeing a group of 9 people, all with high level looking armor. "I might be fucked," Looking at the possible skills I could be under some serious trouble. [Plot Twist] wouldn't work, there is no conditional. [Red Herring] isn't even off it's cooldown yet, so I can't really teleport until then. [Plot Armor] Takes too much from me, and it really isn't even the scenario for this... [[Deus Ex Machina] is off of Cooldown.] Fuck Yeah. --+-- A/N: Original Novel Cover is AI but if I get some money might commission cover.