Moronic Thesaurus

She died She died due to some freaking moron decided to stomp his foot on his car accelerator causing his car to collide to her car, killing her before the bystander call for help. But it was not the end for her. She woke up occupying someone body with the same name. Realized that she was reincarnated as one of the side character in the famous novel titled "Unconditional Love" She decided to live her life the way she wanted instead of involving herself in the flow of the novel. but not everything always go according to her plans, especially when one of the main character doesn't want her to be just a side character. ==================== STATUS: SLOW UPDATE it's a cliche story. Author: ashyfeiya Editor: teena Book cover: insomiaticluna

John loves his life. A beautiful girlfriend. A lot of friends. Two amazing best friends that are so close they're basically brothers. That all changed when they went to school together. They somehow all get sick AT THE SAME TIME. They are talking about their regrets when a meteor hits the school. when he wakes up in a world of magic and swords, he realizes that he has something nobody else has. he has a system! his friends forgot about who they are, and only John has the power to make them remember will he get to them in time?

So no sh*t, there we were, multiple souls in one body, In a bit of copyright infringement-driven adventure while Trying to figure out, what's the best way to live in another world. Of course, to "borrow" ideas from various sources and hopefully not get in trouble for it! ~This is not a story of one who struggles with fate, this is a story of morons in one body, trying to figure out if "fate" is a girl while also trying to figure out what to do with the life they have now.~ ----------------------------------------------------------------- "All various media that are featured here are owned by their respective companies or personalities. Any media references are for entertainment purposes, and suggestively not to be taken seriously. Please support their products! Thank you. ~"

"Wow, I never expected my first hickey to be from a used cigarette…" Axle was a thoroughly shut-in loner. His friends compared him to a baby elephant, while his family didn't give a fuck about him. But, one day by a stroke of luck, his life changed when he heard a mysterious voice in his head. Calling itself a god, the voice rewarded Axle with his biggest desire... A system. [You have been chosen as an HEIR to an unknown god.] [You have received MYSTIC CHANGE SYSTEM] [Host chosen, Host; Axle.] [Initializing synchronization…] [System is synchronized. Welcome to the Mystic Change System, Host.] With the ability to alter his appearance, Axle's life changed. But, with great powers, comes great responsibilities... -------------------------------------------------------- The cover is AI generated MC might come off as a little moronic rarely, but that is to make it more 'realistic'. Yeah, thinking of making a bullshit fantasy realistic... I need help... Hope you enjoy my novel! I would appreciate all the support, thank you!

Ava pov Working as a personal assistant to an egomaniac, self centered, jerk for 5 years isn't as easy as it seems it makes you look like his errand manger and not his assistant. I doubt the moron even knows my name. I'm like a shadow at his behind always cleaning up all sorts of mess....until I couldn't take it anymore so I quit and fucker act like he doesn't even care!!! Until one sweet sunny day he comes and proposes a sweet juicy deal And that got me thinking a sweet deal and an opportunity for my revenge ... hell yeah!

Alexander was someone you may call a maniac. When people ignore bullies or maybe get bullied by them, he loves to offer them a UNO Reverse card. He would bully them. Then he somehow transmigrated into the cultivation world, where bullies exist at all types and all levels of society. Here he was taken off the morality shackles he had on Earth. Here he can bathe in the thrill of freedom to the extreme. But every story starts with some problem and this is about the previous transmigrator of the body he is currently in. Yes... "Transmigrator". The previous host of the body was a transmigrator who got transmigrated into this body but is a f**cking moron. The previous one, Jiang Hao, was a hermit. He was a coward. He would cultivate in secret and never show his powers to the world and would even let a weakling slander him. But he will tell himself that the world is dangerous and it's better to avoid trouble. But... he died. And he didn't even know how he died. But Alexander finds out that this man has been sitting on a gold mine that can make him powerful beyond belief. His system, when exploited by the loopholes, is so overwhelmingly powerful that it can answer any and all questions a person has. ------------ Original Novel: CULTIVATING IN SECRET BESIDE A DEMONESS. You.... yes you.... you know how painful it is right? ------------ When someone has been on WebNovel for some time and has read all the good novels there are, they will start to read garbage-level cultivation novels. I too am such a poor Daoist. After wandering in the heaps and heaps of garbage cultivation novels, I accidentally read a poison and felt like my brain cells were screaming at me in my mother tongue, to stop reading and just.... let go. And I did let go, but the amount of garbage written in that novel got to me every night, and I couldn't hold it in anymore and decided to write a novel, about how I would react if I had all the powers that piece of **** had. This is the result. A novel written to vent my soul out. ----------- This is a weak to strong type novel but the MC will not be a weak will individual, even in the first chapters. So there won't be any character development where the MC will go through troubles and harden his resolve. He was born a Chad. Period.

My consciousness started in a singular moment. "I created life! I am a genius! Genius! Slave, tell me how marvelous my genius is!" So started my life. Created by a moron who thought himself a god. Unfortunately for him, reality has a way of showing you what you really are. Maybe it will show me too. Eventually.

The world is finally a world of balance... as it seems. Demons, Angels, Dragons, Mermaids, deities, werewolves and all creatures that has been hiding from humans emerged and began an interracial life together. Improving the lives of people, and creating a new dominion for them to rule. Until time and space broke the peace, and this created a crack in dimension. Which created space rift that they call Dungeons. There is one race that was knew and hidden to all. They seem humane, and yet also not. They are merely be regarded as freaks in human tongues, but they arent just freaks. San, who died and returned as one of these mysterious creatures, had long dreamed of strength and maybe a harem.. ahem.. i men why not? He had always imagined himself as a man of masculinity and dreaming about women flocking to him and willingly joining his harem. So why the hell i he always targeted by men? Why the hell are these stupid blind morons looking at him as if he is some kind of meat. And why! Why is the perfect girl of his dream actually have a d bigger than his!

(Mature Content) What price are you willing to pay for freedom? The wolf-less and orphaned Tania was trapped in the life of a slave. A part of her spirit was held captive by her master to exert control. To gain freedom, she made a deal to spy on King Eltanin, the most ruthless and powerful Alpha of Araniea. Stormy-eyed libertine, King Eltanin was dominanting, arrogant and commanding as hell. Racing against time to save his wolf and kingdom from the demon king, Alpha Felis, he crosses paths with Tania. She is a spy, and temptation personified. And now Eltanin must choose between the fate of his kingdom and his mate. Will Tania choose her freedom and reject her mate? Or will she give up the only thing she ever wanted? Thesaurus definition of "Libertine": debauched Synonyms for libertine: freethinking, profligate, dissolute, immoral, lascivious My other novels are: Feral Confessions: Adrianna and the Alpha (Completed) The Silver Crescent Alpha Prince (nomination WSA 2021) Ileus-The Dark Prince (Silver award WSA 2022) Dark Hunger (5th Prize in werewolf contest) The cover belongs to me. It is commissioned. Cover artist: Micehellwd Editor: Astromnia

Li Xin, a professional gamer of SpaceCraft 2 who stood at the very peak and won several championships consecutively. However, due to the betrayal of his team, “Aces,” Li Xin quit professional gaming. After a year, Li Xin is now in a college that raises gamers to their full potential. Even though Li Xin wanted to stray away from gaming, it seems fate has pulled them together. When the new game “Pure Aim” released, Li Xin reluctantly went back to the gaming scene at the behest of his friend A-Dong From a former champion to a college student learning to play a new game, how will this turn out? – Contact me on discord: xvi#6877 Proofread by Moron#9305

If your boss was a handsome stylish man with a baby face but acted like the Devil himself, what would you do? A) Slit his throat? B) Kill yourself and end it all? C) All of the above Read to find out if there is a fourth option and if that option is "Make him fall hopelessly in love with you." I wonder what Ho Mizuki will pick, is it even possible to love a handsome babyfaced devil? And could he even love her back? [Cover Art is drawn by ME] ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- PREVIEW ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- "Ho Mizuki. You incompetent moron, can you do anything right?" Dark eyes wide with anger dug into my soul. His handsome babyface now cloaked with his usually gelled-back ink-black hair, swayed with each gesture he made. My manager's right hand whizzed past his face and smacked into his other palm as he accentuated "Urgency" and "Mockery." It made me want to laugh (spit flying and all) in his stupid, self-absorbed face. Good thing I accidentally spilt my morning coffee on him. Because my manager's usually pristine white button-up was now brown and blotchy from the grainy coffee served at the "fetid and plain hotel." His words, not mine. With his stained shirt, dishevelled suit jacket and ungelled hair, he assumed his authentic appearance. An escaped asylum patient, which was how I and the rest of his subordinates viewed him as.

What happens when a complete moron and his friends fight to end a 2000 year war? Join our merry band of highly trained idiots, as they fumble their way to humanity's freedom and find out!

Su Qianci , the heiress of Su Corporation died tragically in the hands of her fiancee and her cousin. Being unable to revenge her father's death , she took her last breath with full of regret and remorse. But she got a second chance in life as her soul travels into the body of the twenty years old Liu Yifei , after the original owner died in a car accident. ※※※※ Su Qianci was a trained heiress — A beauty with brain. Although she had a lively and carefree nature , secretly she was also the brain behind the success of Su Corporation. Trained by her father in taekwondo , martial art and boxing. She was a hidden genius. Liu Yifei the heiress of Liu Corporation , which was on the verge of bankruptcy was intially a lively girl but after she got married with Lu Jinting in an young age and in addition to the influence by her in-laws and cousin, she changed in bad way. LU jinting — termed as the National Husband for his devilish look and for being the Executive Director of China's no.1 company—The Lu Corporation. Being detached and cold was his features—the blank face moron. ................. Excerpt: A handsome face was revealed immediately after she opened the front door. Lu Jinting , the blank face moron was standing infront of her with hands full of roses , chocolates and multiple pink letters. Liu Yifei was beyond happy. Finally something romantic in Valentines day but why is his face so sullen. She reached her hands to take the things from his hand but he didn't budge. Liu Yifei tilted her head in confusion. Throwing the roses and chocolates away , He opened a pink envelope, reading the content. " Thank you for teaching me Biology, Beautiful Senior!!....." Liu Yifei stiffened , as she smiled nervously. There it goes! ....the big vinger jar. " Lets go inside , I will give you a practical biology lesson..Umm" Saying that Lu jinting , carried her in princess style and threw her on the soft bed. Liu Yifei : {{{(◎_◎)}}}}

Short stories I wrote in my spare time. Some where full stories I gave up on halfway. From weird ramblings, comedy that only a teenager could write, as well as putting my sad feelings into written word.

A journey of a love of a school boy which go a heart breaking way, two people eho love each other got separated by few morons.

So what's your decision?? Ready to pay the price?? I yelled "yes! Yes I'm ready to do anything to be with him. Do you understand that?" A loud laughter surrounded the room. "You moron!!give it an another thought. I'm sure you will regret your decision later." I yelled again "No!No! I'll do anything to be with him. So please stop manipulating me. Do whatever you want but please let me go, he needs me." ************* This is a journey of a not so common girl Xia, a sweet and kind soul. Her life was not so simple ; she had to hide her real identity from everyone. Her life was going well until an unfortunate incident. An incident that'll change her life from simple to the perilous world. What happens when she enters the world of dangerous beings from whom her family is saving themselves?

There are a lot of crazy and unpredictable events that happens in every person’s lives. Like falling in love, getting hurt, heartbreak, getting fooled, being loved and etc in general. Some unpredictable and crazy parts are having to live with a boy, getting dumped by your long time crush, having to deal with some moronic slash brainless annoying wannabes (AKA school bitches who thinks that they can just sleep with any guys that they are interested in) and having that fear of falling in love again. Let me introduce to you our female MC, Cze Jane Cruz. A gorgeous, smart, down to earth, stubborn, caring, loving, kind, cool, somehow reckless and boyish girl. *imitates a boxing mc's voice* And on the other side of the ring..here we have our male MC, Klied Alec Martinez. An extremely hot, smart, cool, kind of cold-hearted, half jerk, but somehow kind, thoughtful and caring in his own way guy. These two people met in the most craziest and hilariously funny situation that I (author) find interesting. Not sure about you guys, but that's how I think. Hahaha. After that hilarious first meeting, they acted like strangers and went their seperate ways. They obviously pretended like nothing happened, but...when was life ever fair? The next day after their first meeting, they again met each other at school. Apparently, they both go to the same school, what a coincidence, huh? The third meeting was when both parties "group of friends" went to the same park to hungout. I don't even know if this is even called a coincidence anymore. One day, when they just got home to each of their houses, they saw their families with luggages and was ready to go somewhere. When both of them were sending their families off at the airport, both families stood together and smiled at each other. The only exception was the two teenager’s that has absolutely no clue what was even going on. What would happen if one day, they were somehow forced to share the same house? And the reason as to why is because, both of their families went to a sudden "business trip" without saying any other sentence other than, "You two will live together while we're away, goodbye." and then just went straight towards the departure area. Like what the effin' fudge is that right? A handsome looking guy and a gorgeous looking girl living in one house. What could happen? ———— Reminder: This is a somehow the classic romance cliche kind of story. And there are a bunch of unnecessary moments throughout the entire plot, but some of those moments are just put on there, by the author, for fun(A/N: please don’t kill me). Some parts of the story might be partially confusing and not really useful for the entire story, but that’s the author’s fault so don’t stress about it. Anyway, this is an original work and this is literally the first book that I made with sincerity (kinda?). If you don’t like cliche’s moments, then go find another book if you want. I’m not forcing you to read this, I just want to have my work be enjoyed and read by fellow people out there, who enjoys reading novels. Oh! about the grammars and any language errors and stuffs, I deeply apologize for that. English isn’t my first language, so if you somehow find the grammar errors annoying, feel free to comment and let me know so that I can fix it. Also, keep in mind, that this story is only from the author’s figments of imagination only. Any relations to the dead or living in real life are purely coincidental. That’s it and thank you for checking this story out. *finger heart*

They say that time heal all wounds. I’m not so sure about that, it has been four years since. Yet, regardless of how I drove myself to working a 9-5 job and spend my time studying, I still could not forget my love. Like a shadowy specter from the river of the forgotten, the memories and feeling for my love torment and haunt me greatly. the specter whispered my fears and scolded me for my regrets. Therefore I will write, I will write to bring the ghost of the past to rest. Each single digit of my love’s birthday added up to 33. Thus I will write 33 chapters and each chapter is a confession of my love and regrets that are dedicate to my beloved. Perhaps this is a most moronic task of the highest degree of foolishness. It will no doubt come back to bite me in the arse one day, but that day is not today. The Internet never really forget. The day that the internet died will not be today, it will not be tomorrow. These words dedicated to My love will exist for a thousand years and more to come, so long as humanity continue to exist. These words of love will reach the sky, it will travel among the stars, it will journey in starship, it will be spoken and written thousands of time after. One day in the farthest of future, someone in a room in a planet thousand of light years away will find my words to my beloved, and that someone will know of how much her love meant to me. I am number 36, and this is my words of love to my beloved, 33.

From the author of Oh Mr General! The journey of a moron is long and arduous. Wang Li Tian was eight years old when he was abandoned by his parents in Prosperity City. He was born with trash cultivation and a very low IQ. Luckily for him, the boy had rescued a Sword Martial God who guided him on the path of becoming a Swordsman. He was a swordsman that was only becoming of himself. Watch as the boy grow stronger and hopefully smarter over time, as he traverses the Great World, in search of his meaning in life. Short Excerpt: “You know, I do not know how to break this to you the easy way, but..” Mu Zhi Xuan hesitated for a moment before continuing his sentence, “Your parents have most definitely abandoned you.” “What? That is impossible!” “Why is that impossible?” “Well for one, they left their coin pouch behind. Why would anyone leave their money in a room and leave?” That comment left Mu Zhi Xuan speechless. “Have you ever thought that they left it for you to use and survive by yourself?” “…” Support me on Patreon and you will receive some personal benefits! https://www.patreon.com/OverTheHorizon Please drop a Comment, Review and 'ADD TO LIBRARY' to keep me going and motivated!

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Join Mai and her party of misfits on their journey as they search for the Evil Witch of the North woods to save the kingdom of Falcon.

you are actually wanting to read this, you are a lost soul

Left disfigured after an unfortunate accident, Shen Lang, a doctor, has become so ugly that no one dares to look at him. This makes him decide to become a noble spirit instead and save lives along war-torn borders. He lives a lonely life, remaining single until a bomb takes his life. At that fateful moment, he swears that if he can live again and get his handsome face back, he would use his charm to flirt with the most beautiful woman and live an extremely relaxed life. He transmigrates to another world and in this life, he has the body of an absolutely handsome man. However, the said owner of this body is a live-in son-in-law, one who was chased out for being a useless moron, of a wealthy merchant. In order to fulfill his goal of living an extremely relaxed life, Shen Lang finds his way to become the new son-in-law of the 'Goddess' of the much more influential Palace of the Earl. Yet the only way he can truly live a relaxed and enjoyable life is to eradicate all his enemies, and all those who seek to bring the Palace of the Earl down!

(Erwachsener Inhalt) Welchen Preis bist du bereit, für deine Freiheit zu zahlen? Die wolfslose und verwaiste Tania war im Leben einer Sklavin gefangen. Ein Teil ihres Geistes wurde von ihrem Herrn gefangen gehalten, um Kontrolle auszuüben. Um ihre Freiheit zu erlangen, ging sie den Handel ein, König Eltanin, den rücksichtslosesten und mächtigsten Alpha von Araniea, auszuspionieren. König Eltanin mit seinen stürmischen Augen war dominant, arrogant und befehlshaberisch wie die Hölle. In einem Wettlauf gegen die Zeit, um seine Wölfe und sein Königreich vor dem Dämonenkönig Alpha Felis zu retten, trifft er auf Tania. Sie ist eine Spionin und die personifizierte Verlockung. Und nun muss sich Eltanin zwischen dem Schicksal seines Reiches und dem seiner Gefährtin entscheiden. Wird Tania ihre Freiheit wählen und ihre Gefährtin zurückweisen? Oder wird sie das Einzige aufgeben, was sie jemals wollte? Thesaurus-Definition von "Libertin": ausschweifend Synonyme für libertinär: freidenkerisch, ausschweifend, ausschweifend, unmoralisch, lasziv Meine anderen Romane sind: Wilde Bekenntnisse: Adrianna und der Alpha (abgeschlossen) Der Alphaprinz des Silbernen Halbmonds (Nominierung WSA 2021) Ileus-Der dunkle Prinz (Silberne Auszeichnung WSA 2022) Dunkler Hunger (5. Preis im Werwolf-Wettbewerb) Das Cover gehört mir. Es ist eine Auftragsarbeit. Künstler des Covers: Micehellwd Herausgeber: Astromnia

The "Priestess" of a death cult, escapes from what they've always known.

just some of the random crap that goes through my head

Chen Hua, having his meridian destroyed and exiled from his family after a scandal of beating a royal princes in order to protect his two beloved maid. However, instead of anger was relieve for he was now liberated from his family conspiracy with each other and can be free from their grasp. None knew that he was a transmigrated named Wang Jie from the modern world. Therefore unable to cultivate did not bother him and unexpectedly he gain his golden finger of [ Family Expanse System ] where it allows him to gain reward every time he impregnate a woman. "I, Wang Jie, Formerly Chen Hua, will spread my new family across heaven and earth." ========== Cover is not mine. Ai generated. READ BEFORE READING: - No NETORARE OR NETORASE - ONLY NETORI but Mc won't ruin a perfectly healthy relationship. - There is YURI but only when they have Orgy and won't do it without him. - No Incest, his children will have their own family - There will be son and daughters. - Mc likes to have low profile to keep his family safe. - Mc isn't a pushover and will fight when needed. - Mc is actually mature and smart. - Mc won't act like a moron and won't be offend in the simplest things. - Any Suggestion is much appreciated.

Adam is a neet, a bum, a good for nothing lowlife living in his parents house at the age of 30. No job, no friends and no girlfriend. He spends all day in front of his computer playing video games. One day due to some freak storm, a lightning strike hits his house and electrecuted him while playing an mmorpg game. When he regains his senses, he wakes up in a Post apocalyptic world. The thing is he also realize that he somehow got a game like system power. He can now view his stats. He can store items in his storage window. He gains abilities and skills and he can also level them up. But his ultimate power is the ability to save and load his progress. Author's note: Expect alot of Remorseless killings. The MC does not care about those who he killed. Expect the MC to be overly OP without the need to work hard for it. Expect the girls in his harem to wet their pretty little pussies at first site of him. I hate drama, so no mushy dialogues here. You need to read between the lines, this story is not for idiots and please no morons either. If you're a primadonna, better find some other novels to read. This is not for you. Keep in mind at all times that the author is EVIL. I take lollipops from kids. I tear their cute little teddy bears apart and scatter their cotton insides through the wind. Alright is that enough, this should already give you enough ideas on what to expect inside! If you wish to read a stress free story, where everything works out for the MC, then go ahead read. ^^

SO EVERY AUTHOR IN THIS WEBSITE ARE FUCKING BEGGER NEVER READ COMMENT WEEB ALWAYS RUIN THE FIRST 10 CHAPTER GET DIFFERENT JOB YOU MORON