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Miyagi Kyo, a 30-year-old virgin, saves a child from a truck and wins the goddess's favor. Reborn as a dashing high school student in a world with a staggering 1:30 male to female ratio, he is suddenly surrounded by stunning girls—his blonde yankee neighbor, the diligent class president, and more. With a heart full of excitement, Miyagi dives into his exhilarating second life! _____________________________________________________________ Gain access to more chapters and help me purchase more character pictures by supporting my Patreon! p@treon.c0m/AlwaysWantedSupport

Yugen, a 17-year-old boy, had always felt like a lifeless corpse, blending into the monotony of society. But on one fateful day, something within him stirred. He discovered his true soul, and with it, a burning passion: to become the world's number one striker. Will Yugen's awakened spirit and unyielding dedication be enough to overcome the challenges ahead, or will he succumb to the intense pressure of the soccer world? The journey to the Top , the awakened striker, begins.

Arya Wiratama has suffered from lifelong insomnia—until one night with Nayara Prameswari changes everything. For the first time, he sleeps soundly. But by morning, she’s gone without a trace. Obsessed with finding her, Arya starts his search, only to uncover something that shouldn’t exist—a secret that threatens his very reality. Because Nayara is not just an ordinary woman. And that one night? It was never a coincidence.

It had been awhile when she last saw him. She remembered vividly the day they parted. Myra was glad to have signed those papers but it didn't change the facts that she was afraid of him. Although he had never done anything remotely hostile to her or ever been unkind, shivers ran down her spine. He looked the same. Stoic, expressionless and handsome as ever. But he just was't Myra's cup of tea.

An adult gets sent back to the past to become a substitute teacher for like, what, four (and more) of the worst kids he's ever met? It was initially a favor, but Arel finds himself in deeper mud than he'd thought. His boss was far too different from the future, and this weird girl keeps acting like he's not even supposed to be here. Of course he isn't! But why? Everything collides and he's not even the one to stop it? Why is he even here, then?!

Silas Kane, the wealthiest and most feared man in the country, built his fortune through illegal gold mining, corruption and ruthless ambition. A man without a past, at least not one anyone can trace. He operates in the shadows, controlling an empire where fear is law and loyalty is bought with gold. But his power is threatened when Governor Elias Morrow, a fearless politician, launches an investigation into the country’s missing gold reserves and determined to expose the truth behind Kane’s empire. As the walls begin to close in, Silas’s carefully constructed world starts to crumble. His wife, Celeste, begins to uncover the dark secrets of his past while his closest allies grow uncertain of their loyalty. With enemies gathering both inside and outside his empire, Silas must decide whether to crush those who stand against him or risk everything he has built. But as his mother once warned him, “Gold can be heavy. Too heavy to carry alone.” And in the end, the weight of his past may be the one thing even he cannot escape.

"Ria if I get harder than I am now I will explode right here and now." He whispered in my ear. "Lord help me! How I want to fuck that sweet mouth of yours so much more than I want to climb the pulpit." I moaned out. His words drove me to another orgasm. She was innocent, young, pure, good until she met him. He was her priest until he became her lover. He destroyed her Innocence yet she loved him for it. Love, hate, desire, rage they were just a few of the things she felt for him. He knew just how to make her bend and beg and when he touched her, "El ansia."

Jian Xuan, born without the Celestial Star, has been forsaken by both the gods and fate itself. Rejected by his family, abandoned by the world, and scorned by those he once trusted, Jian Xuan becomes a wandering cultivator in search of a purpose beyond survival. He dreams of one thing: revenge. When whispers of an ancient and hidden sect, the Forsaken Sect, reach his ears, Jian Xuan sees his chance for redemption. This secretive group is said to hold the power to challenge the very heavens and rewrite the laws of destiny itself—an offer too tempting to refuse. In his journey to find the Forsaken Sect, Jian Xuan faces countless trials, unravels the mysteries of the ancient temple known as the Forbidden Path, and encounters a figure who claims to be the last of the Forsaken. With this cryptic guide, Jian Xuan learns a shocking truth: to break Heaven’s Will, he must not only defy fate, but replace it. To become the master of destiny, he must first become its servant. However, his pursuit of power soon leads him down a dark path of moral dilemmas. With each choice, Jian Xuan must grapple with the consequences of his actions, torn between personal vengeance and the weight of his growing power. As the line between ally and enemy blurs, he realizes that even those who stand by him may have their own agendas, and some betrayals may be inevitable. In a world where gods play with the lives of mortals and fate is a cruel puppet master, Jian Xuan will have to decide whether to destroy the very system that forsook him or embrace it and become the ruler of all. The question remains: Can one truly change their destiny, or is the price of defying fate too great? The Forsaken Path is not one of easy answers, but one where power and sacrifice walk hand in hand.

In a world where cultivators reign supreme and power is everything, where the strongest are revered as gods. In this unforgiving world, a child named Diablo is born into an ordinary family, but from the moment he opens his eyes, he is nothing like the beautiful parents who bore him. His appearance, disfigured and unlike theirs, breeds hatred and discrimination. Abandoned by those who should have loved him, Diablo faces unimaginable rejection. Yet, beneath his monstrous exterior lies a talent so powerful it’s never been seen before—a force that could shake the very foundations of the world. Alone, betrayed, and scorned, Diablo’s journey has only just begun. But fate has plans for him, ones that will test not only his strength but his very heart. Can he rise from the ashes of abandonment to become the greatest force the world has ever known? The true monster among monsters is about to awaken.

Witness Malcom's captivating resilience as fate grants him extraordinary powers in a world of hardship, unaware of the destiny that awaits, and watch as he competes in a high-stakes tournament, driven by determination and guided by the village's strongest warrior, to save his ailing mother's life by becoming the champion. Unleash Malcom's rising powers amidst malevolence, as he transcends the tournament to face formidable challenges, transforming from destitution to empowerment with unwavering determination, while joining millions in embracing "The Chosen One" - a captivating tale of hope and triumph, reminding us of the boundless power of the human spirit.

Dive into a thrilling portal fantasy book - "Conman: The Fire Magician," an epic LitRPG tale of cunning, survival, and magic. Unjustly killed on the grimy streets of earth, Chrix is granted a fantastical resurrection in a realm teeming with magic, mythical creatures, and electrifying adventures. This LitRPG reincarnation catapults him from a conman navigating the perils of street life to a newcomer in a deadly world of dragons and mythical creatures. With no combat or magical prowess, Chrix is the ultimate underdog in this LitRPG portal fantasy. His survival hinges on his quick wit and innate cunning. He enters a dangerous situation that defies the laws of life and death. In a world where survival of the fittest isn't just an aphorism, but a way of life, can he adapt and thrive, or is he destined to meet his doom? Experience a snapshot of this thrilling action & adventure, an episode where an accusation cuts as sharply as a dagger, "You're a dirty rotten cheat!" But as a deadly blade flies towards him, Chrix's litrpg epic fantasy truly begins. A shield of blue energy materializes to halt the dagger's path. The calm reveal of his magical prowess leaves his accusers in stunned silence. His utterance, "Fire magician, actually," ricochets through the room, intensifying the tension. His real gamble? Surviving a second attack with just a hastily cast shield. It's a high-stakes bluff in a world where errors are lethal. But what fate awaits him if his luck runs out? Embark on this exhilarating journey of sword & sorcery and witness Chrix's transformation in this thrilling reincarnation fantasy LitRPG. Find your place in a world where nothing is as it seems. Will he become a master of magic, or will his cons lead to his downfall? As the tale unravels, so does Chrix's fate in this spellbinding portal fantasy book. "Conman: The Fire Magician" is a must-read for fans of Books › Science Fiction & Fantasy › Fantasy › Dragons & Mythical Creatures, Books › Science Fiction & Fantasy › Fantasy › Action & Adventure, and Books › Science Fiction & Fantasy › Fantasy › Sword & Sorcery. It's time to turn the page and leap into adventure. (Note this has been rewritten for publishing on the web)

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

Meet Maki, a spirited young girl who never backs down, even in the face of defeat. When she discovers the enigmatic past of her uncle, Reo, and his involvement with the secretive Gaia Agency, an global organization that revolves around assassination, Maki's life takes a thrilling turn. As she unravels the agency's secrets and her mission for vengeance against the people who killed her Uncle, Maki's determination leads her down a perilous path. Traumatic events force her to make life-altering choices, propelling her into the world of snipers and covert operations. Join Maki on a heart-pounding journey of self-discovery, justice, and danger as she follows in her uncle's footsteps. Will she emerge as an elite assassin, or will her past catch up with her?

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

"ONE LOVE" tells the enchanting tale of Noah and Emma, two souls who cross paths on a seemingly ordinary day, only to find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other. Set against the backdrop of a bustling city, their journey explores the magic of fate and the undeniable connection that binds them. As they navigate the ups and downs of new love, Noah and Emma discover that sometimes, the most beautiful things in life happen when you least expect them.

Donovia A world of swords and magic. A world a we’re Mages’ farts can change the geography of countries and Swordsmen more skilled than Captain Levi molesting the Beast Titan, and to add insult to injury can run at speeds so fast that they take the “bolt” in “lightning bolt” and shit on it… Anyways our MC has been summoned into this world alongside the cliche group of Japanese class of highschoolers to “Save the World” from the Demon King. However it seems that nothing is at straightforward, or to according to the MC it isn’t… P.S. The image isn’t mine I just poached it of google so credits go to whoever made the image P.P.S. Everything (except the some of MCs abilities) in this story is my own creation. Even the shitty world-building is mine, however, i will Endeavour to improve it P.P.P.S. MC is kinda a bit Chaotic-Neutral kinda edgy. His bottom-line is low but not that low so don’t be surprised if he sees starving kids on the verge of death only hanging on because of that little crumb of stale bread they ate in the morning, stops, stares at them and decides that they aren’t worth it and continues on his merry way. No type of earthly morals gunna get in his way(unless he decides to) and also this is not spoiling so don’t get your panties in a twist.

Apakah sebuah Jawaban menjadi merupakan akhir dari sebuah Pencapaian akan semua kerumitan atas pertanyaan dan hakikat asli dari kebenaran yang terus menyelimuti berbagai latar individu?, sehingga menyebabkan berbagai makhluk hidup di alam semesta mulai saling bersaing dan jatuh demi satu tujuan melalui membunuh hanya demi untuk mendapatkan jawaban fakta akan setiap awal pertanyaan tentang keberadaan maupun fungsi dari eksistensi mereka. sehingga dalam ruang dan waktu mereka habiskan untuk menelusuri jalan berlika-liku tersebut dengan harapan dapat mendapatkan jawaban yang pasti akan pertanyaan didalam benak pikiran alam bawah sadar. Namun, apakah Pertanyaan tersebut layak untuk bisa dijawab secara utuh layaknya sebuah anggur yang mengisi sebuah cawan suci yang terus digunakan bertahun-tahun lamanya sehingga terjadinya korosi dan kerusakan bentuk akibat ketidakmampuan nya dalam menampung setiap tetesan anggur tersebut. dari setiap tetesan tersebut lahir berbagai macam perubahan yang terjadi pada setiap makhluk sehingga mereka melangsungkan kehidupan hingga beribu-ribu tahun lamanya hanya demia mencari asal muasal awal dari pencarian jawaban fakta akan arti keberadaan dunia dan hubungan dari diri mereka masing-masing secara sadar dan penuh pencerahan yang sangat fana. Semua hal ini membuat manusia mau tidak mau menerima untuk dituntut menjawabnya dengan mulai menyelesaikan setiap masalah yang akan dia hadapi satu-persatu akan dimulai dengan penuh misteri dan tidak masuk akal akan dia tuntaskan dengan sudut pandang yang beragam.

Kai the main protagonis's parents were killed by a masked guy, the person who intends to end all human beings, after this, Kai decided to end the story of 'Supreme one', will Kai be able to kill him or will be defeated. No one knows until you read the story, will you be willing to read this long and boring story?? If yes, welcome to the world of 'destruction'! i am waiting for comments..

Suddenly, in the void, white particles begin to gather in one place, growing larger and larger until a being emerges. He looks around but sees nothing. As he moves his hands and feet, the white particles scatter, only to return to him as if he were their father. As the being continues his movements, the white particles suddenly stop drifting. Confused, he wonders what happened. He doesn’t remember who he is—only his purpose. To create life and give it purpose. OP mc - Yes