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The Great Spaghetti Incident [GSTRDB]

A Note from Barnaby Twiddlepot Dear Reader, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Barnaby Twiddlepot—inventor, dreamer, and, some might say, the architect of one of the most infamous culinary catastrophes in history: The Great Spaghetti Incident. It is a tale as tangled and twisted as the spaghetti it spawned, and I feel both duty-bound and curiously delighted to tell you my side of the story. This book is not merely an account of the absurd events that unfolded in Flipsville that fateful summer. No, it is a testament to ambition gone awry, to the sheer unpredictability of invention, and to the fragile boundary between genius and madness. What began as an innocent attempt to revolutionize dinner parties ended with an entire town engulfed in a wave of pasta-shaped pandemonium. Through these pages, you will witness my humble beginnings, the birth of the Spaghettifier, and the escalating chaos that turned my quaint little backyard laboratory into ground zero for an unprecedented incident. You will laugh, you will cringe, and perhaps you will even find yourself questioning your next plate of spaghetti. This is not merely my story. It is the story of a town, a machine, and a series of events that would forever etch the name Flipsville into the annals of culinary history. I have done my best to recount the events faithfully, but let me assure you, the truth is stranger than any fiction I could ever concoct. So, prepare yourself, dear reader, for a journey into the absurd. As you turn these pages, remember: no noodle is ever just a noodle, and sometimes, the simplest ideas can spiral completely out of control. Bon appétit... and good luck. Yours in tangled ambition, Barnaby Twiddlepot Inventor, accidental calamity maker, and reluctant chronicler of the Great Spaghetti Incident.
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The Multi-Faceted Beauty

CHAPTER UPDATE SCHEDULE: Every FRIDAY @ 22:00 P.M (Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Time) Ares (Pronunciation: eh·ruhs) * * * She's someone who can't feel anything. Love. Fear. Sorrow. Envy. Joy. Anxiety. Pain. Greed. Hate. It was all the things that made a person HUMAN. Yet, she can't seem to grasp the concept of these emotions that should have come easy to HUMANS. From birth, she was conceived in darkness and received no maternal love from her biological parents. The world never knew of her birth nor the pain she went through. They, her biological parents, made it so that she had never existed. She became "their" caged animal whose sole purpose in life was to serve as their main test subject. Their "little human guinea pig". Ares went through many experiments and, unluckily, survived. She went through the same hell for almost seven years and gained inhuman abilities. After being kept as a lab rat for most of her life, she finally saw a light at the end of the tunnel. A fire broke out, burning her biological parents and soon her. But she was saved despite feeling tired of living. That was the day her life started. A family took her in and made her feel things she never felt before. But even that didn't last long. Dark forces and governments from countries all over the world raced to attain her when they became aware of her existence. They sought to take her for their cause, willingly or by force. They discovered that she alone possesses a supernatural ability that people would kill to get their hands on. The ability to see a person's whole life - past, present, and future - up until they breathe their last breath. She called this ability [life].  However, they weren't her only problem. She later learned that humans weren't alone in the universe. A whole new world opened up to her and the mysteries of that new world became known to her when she used [life] on a group of strange people whom she met by coincidence. Or was it by fate? With the memories of their [life], she saw the impending war that will come about that was caused by humans and, without knowing, she was in the middle of it all. What will she do? What will happen if her existence becomes known to the world? Can she escape the cruel fate she'll face? Or will she fight and protect those she came to love?
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I'm Hoarding for the Apocalypse

In the second year of the apocalypse, Du Yue died alone, killed by apathy and exposure to extreme weather. Somehow, she opened her eyes to find herself not only alive, but also back when it was three months before the apocalypse. Despite the surprise, she thought about the upcoming disasters and upheavals. First, it was the fog that carried a virus that stayed for a month. Then, global temperatures rose to over 120 degrees, evaporating most of the world's water and melting all the icebergs. After that were level-10 earthquakes, cyclones, tsunamis, permanent eclipse, and avid rain... and that was not all, because after global warming, came global freezing. As temperatures dropped to below negative fifty, the savagery humans displayed was far worse than any imagined horrors like zombies! Knowing what was coming, Du Yue sold off her family property and used the pocket dimension her mother left her to hoard as many resources as possible, so that she could survive the apocalypse. Meat? Grain? Oil? Spices? Weather gear? She bought everything! Steaks, French fries, spaghetti, and canned food must all be stocked up! To He Xing, the male lead, she was a god and the key to surviving the apocalypse! Having thought of the apocalypse, Du Yue sold off her family property and used the pocket dimension her mother left her to hoard as many resources as possible, so that she could survive the apocalypse. Meat? Grain? Oil? Spices? Weather gear? She bought everything! Steaks, french fries, spaghetti and canned food must all be stocked up! To He Xing, the male lead, she is a god and the key to surviving the apocalypse!
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Bittersweet Glitters of India

A look at the life of Indians belonging to the LGBTQ community having something so beautiful and precious face different hurdles in life. Five stories come together to share what a problem it is to live as you want. Story 1: My Darling Romit[Pronunciation:- 'Ro' as in (Ro)se, 'mi' as in (Mi)ster] and Rokesh[Pronunciation:- 'Ro' as in (Ro)se, 'ke' as in (Ke)lp] secretly give each other pleasure because they don't know whether it is what they truly want or that it is the effect of being a teenager. But they both aren't stopping it, that they know for sure. Story 2: Love Jayden and Jacob are officially a couple since Jayden just confessed his love for Jacob in front of everyone at DJ night. As expected, not everyone was fond of it but they are prepared for whatever may come. Story 3: You Riyaz['Ri' as in (Ri)p, 'ya' as in (Ya)cht] is looking forward to his studies in college as he wishes to become the CEO of any famous company. But what he waited for 6 years i.e. college, he is hating it on the very first day as a dreadful thing happens. He finds a boy named Ahmed[Pronunciation:- 'me' as in (Me)sh] cute. Story 4: Him in a Shirt Harsh[Pronunciation:- 'Ha' as in (Hu)nger] is interrupted from his sweet, easy-going life when Deep from slum Dharavi arrives at his bungalow to work as a worker. How? Harsh finds Deep cute. Story 5: Cupid's Arrow What Luvraj[Pronunciation:- 'Luv' as in Love, 'ra' as in (Ra)lph] didn't see coming was being a part of a triangle formed between him and his two best friends named Aman[Pronunciation:- 'A' as in (U)mbrella, 'ma' as in (mu)st] and Amar[Pronunciation:- 'A' as in (U)mbrella, 'ma' as in (mu)st] who were once a tight group of 3.
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Love Between Fairy And Devil (Completed)

After hatching endless plots and suffering innumerable hardships, the demons of the Demonic Realm finally managed to resurrect the Ancient Demon King. The demons of the Demonic Realm had hoped that the Ancient Demon King would not only lead them in waging a war against the Heavenly Realm and enable them to lord their superiority over the Immortals, he would also ultimately gain control over the entire realm. Gradually, however, they discovered that their thoughts were very, very wrong. Whilst it is true that this Ancient Demon King still retains his aura of superiority and possesses unlimited powers, he... He seems to be a mental case... It's alright even if he changes orders and does things in an incomprehensible way. But what's with his habit of muttering under his breath, nagging and conversing with himself the entire day! Small Orchid: He's not ill, he's just despicable ...can't stand to see people live a good life. Dong Fang: I am only unable to endure seeing you live a good life. Small Orchid: ... *T/N: The Chinese pronunciation for the word "despicable" is the same as the word "see" - thus, the author is trying to show that Small Orchid, while trying to scold Dong Fang, is also careful not to incur his wrath, which is why she tried to imbue another meaning into her sentence after scolding him. [Note: I Am not the Author or translator. I am just sharing this work of art because I like this work and want it to reach more readers. That's all.] Real Author is (Jiu Lu Fei Xiang) Real Translator: (Don't know) Translator's link: bananachocolatecosmos.wordpress.com.
Infernal_Infinite · 839.9K Views

Love me, My Prince

[This Novel is strictly R18+, with VIOLENCE and SEXUAL Content] ....... He is the Prince of DARK LORDS. Soon to be the Master of all Masters. Nagtraining siya para maging isang mahusay na pinuno at para malagpasan ang narating ng magulang niya. She is the Warrior Princess She secretly loves Cally since she was fourteen. She will do everything to make this Prince fall for her kahit pa ang magtakong at magbestida na hindi niya nakasanayan. ....... "Honey, ano ang gusto mong gawin? Bakit walang tubig itong niluluto mong spaghetti?" tanong ni Cally isang hapon nang mabungaran niya na makapal ang usok sa kusina. "huh? Nilalagyan ng tubig ang pagluto ng spaghetti?" tanong ni Prin kasabay ng mga pag-ubo. "Baka hindi mo rin alam na nilalagyan din ng tubig ang sinaing?" Gulat na gulat ito. "Nilalagyan din ng tubig ang pagluto ng kanin?!" Nasapo ni Cally ang noo niya. "Honey, sa tingin ko ay mas papayagan pa kita na sumama sa misyon kaysa ang sunugin mo ang bahay natin" "It's not my fault! They are normally dry! Ang alam kong may tubig ay ang sinigang." Cally "...." GENRE : Action, Romance Photo credit to the rightful owner. edit by myself ............. LMMP consists of Three stories/books inside: 1.The Dark Guards and the Prince 2. Voyage Memories 3. The Return of the Princess Other novels: Si Makisig at Si Maganda [COMPLETED] My First Love is a Problem Boy [COMPLETED] At the end of the rainbow [COMPLETED] WORKPLACE ROMANTIC [COMPLETED] My First Love is a Genius Girl [on going] ............. (You can reach me to) instagram : Feibulous_wn Fb: Feibulous (same DP as my Webnovel and instagram) Email : Ms.Feibulous@gmail.com ......... Update : daily Enjoy your reading time
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