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She believes in true love. He doesn’t believe in love. But what is love, really? She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection. Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love. He should be angry, but instead, he finds himself overwhelmed by emotions he can’t express or understand. Is this possessiveness, or is he finally learning to love her? She is determined to return to her first love, but inside, she is torn. Did she really treat him as just a substitute, or did she actually come to love him? What are they supposed to do when love is a question mark?

[Propose to Liliana Draven and get rejected.] [Success: Gain the All Affinity Crystal and God-Level Talent.] [Failure: Lose the system and receive… a handkerchief to wipe your tears] Veer braced himself for rejection, but to his shock, she actually said yes! [Ding! Task failed] [But a hidden mission has been completed. System upgrading...] [Would you like to merge with the Wife Doting System?] _______________________ Labeled as a joke for his “useless” Dragon Master Aspect, Veer never expected dragons to take him seriously—or for the School Belle to form a contract with him. And what? she’s an Ice Dragon? And her sister, the Dark Dragon, wants to be tamed too? Veer’s life just turned into pure chaos, and it’s only getting crazier! ...... Warning: There will be Yuri, so you're warned. I mean, it's hot when your two girls in a harem play with each other, right? 5 extra chapters for every castle 8 extra chapters for every spacecraft 12 extra chapters for every Golden Gachapon That's all for now. Discord https://discord.com/invite/auje95R4k7 Happy reading.

There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons. "All fear comes from insufficient firepower." Don't believe? Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again? ... Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor. And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold... Stallone from [First Blood]? Jason Statham from [The Expendables]? Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms? Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！ --- Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term! Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang! "Hello, my name is Gao Guang." "I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support." "As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash." "Gao Guang, Your best choice!"

When two contradicting forces converge, is it chaos or harmony? Is it fate or a flash of the unanticipated? And as the line blur we must ask: Is it real or just a figment of our adventurous minds? *** The world is closing in on Malia Baker. An all-time best selling author. She either writes, or she risks losing the contract that promises the peak of her career. Now just a step away. Plagued by the crushing weight of expectations, Malia falls into a cycle of writer’s block. leaving her drenched by endless emotional avalanche where nothing makes sense and everything feels flat. Desperate to rechristen herself and break free from the torturing paralysis, Malia falls asleep after a creatively draining day. But only to find herself in the mind of a killer, fueled with an insatiable thirst for revenge against his family. Davies Moore, tortured and betrayed by his family, has one clear goal: To watch the family tree go up in flames. but more than anything, to be the one lighting the match. He would stop at nothing to erase the Hernandez name from existence. But soon, A growing thorn keeps him torn between vengeance and desire when he meets Grace walker. A woman whose sudden appearance in his life throws it wildly off balance. *** The line between the author and character goes thin, and within that blur is a question hanging in the air: ‘Who are you really, Davies Moore?’

Standalone horror stories, approximately 500 to 1000 words per chapter, with each story fully independent of the others. If a character's name appears in multiple stories, it should not imply a connection between them unless explicitly noted otherwise.

Adam, a 20-year-old American diner manager, stumbles upon a mysterious system capable of answering any question about the past or future. From mundane queries to life-changing revelations about stock markets, personal safety, and even human behavior, the system’s potential seems limitless. But its powers come with restrictions, including a limited number of daily questions, and soon, Adam finds himself the target of a powerful external party determined to exploit his abilities. Forced to navigate a dangerous game of cat and mouse, Adam uses the system to outsmart his pursuers while trying to protect his friends, his life, and the system itself. As the stakes escalate, Adam must decide how far he’s willing to go and whether the ultimate escape is worth the price.

When enigmatic CEO Diana Cruz mysteriously dies, suspicion falls on her loyal secretary Emily. Unbeknownst to all, Diana has staged her own demise to escape a sinister threat. Her sudden demise sends shockwaves through the corporate world. But nothing is as it seems.

Life has a way of testing us, like going to fight for your heart even when you knew from the beginning you would lose? Why do we do this? To love what does not love us. To chase what pushes us. To treasure what made us feel worthless. What does it feel like to be so desperate for love?

Some random stories I come up with to keep my boredom away. Contains original novels and fanfics as well. They may become a novel I'll write if I like them enough or if there is a sudden rush of inspiration that takes over me. If you like one of them comment on it and I may consider writing more about it one day, I am highly sleep deprived so I guess I will someday if i do not commit suicide first.

In a magical world where the strong dominate the weak, humanity relies on the so-called elites, the most talented individuals, for its survival. Locked in an eternal struggle against more powerful races, magical beasts, and other humans, the Silver Flame Nation depends on the royal academy to forge its elites. Mike, a boy born into a humble family, wants to find his older brother, who mysteriously cut ties with his family after joining the royal academy. But there’s one problem: only the greatest geniuses in the nation get the chance to take the academy’s admission test, and for that, Mike has nothing but luck to rely on. However, along the way, Mike stumbled upon a strange object that would turn his life upside down, a mysterious egg. [Ding! User detected… Beginning user compatibility evaluation with the system...] [Ding! Evaluation complete! The user is 100% compatible with the system! Welcome!] With this strange system that granted him random eggs and the ability to tame the beasts that emerged from them, Mike embarked on an epic journey to find his brother while facing the challenges this magical world had in store. Follow Mike on his journey as he uncovers more about this magical world and strives to become the greatest beast master in the world! Well… at least he tries.

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

Your mother was a divorcee. If you’re not careful you’ll be a divorcee just like your mother. Your mother was a tyrant, who had to be locked up, as she was having you as a baby. It is never clear to Becca whether the Self Isolation School was the cause of her tragic life. She now faces a phase in her life which causes her a brain tumor, after she caught her husband cheating. She neared her grave, but was immediately reborn. In the vagueness of this new era where people seem to treat her well and look at her with curiosity and admiration, as a new born, she establishes a mind blowing relationship with two men. One she loves sincerely, and the other, her ex-husband whom she seeks revenge. This book is a mind-bending piece which takes the reader in and out of the Author’s mind.

Living in Tokyo, using the Mind-reading Extraction Skill, I thought I could become an all-powerful superhero, but instead, I got dragged into a twisted cycle of love?! Without even a moment to mourn my youth, the one who immediately rushed to the battlefield was— Kiryu Hina (ex-girlfriend), "Remember, this is what you owe me." Ayakoji Chiyoko (current girlfriend), "Break it off with that woman immediately!" Kohinata Motoyo (rough target), "Please, I'll do anything!" Ai Cheng Hua Lian (always losing), "Huh?" Kagura Hikaru (protagonist), "..........." My youth romantic comedy can't possibly be this twisted!!! ================ [Viewer discretion advised, the main story includes the following content:] [Heavy female roles, boomerang relationships, ex-love literature, women fighting, mental breakdowns, underdog comebacks]

Dangerous Omega Series #1 After dying in a horrific hate crime, Suki, a certified Fudanshi and a covert celestial fox spirit living in the human realm undergoes a mysterious transmigration. He was unwittingly transported into the very world depicted in "Their S-Class Affairs," an intense, hardcore and smut-ty BL manhua. The story that he was reading before his untimely demise. Suki, as the legendary nine-tailed fox, would have an easy and comfortable life if he possessed a body of a nameless extra. He could watch the betrayal and messy lives of the characters in the Manhua without throwing himself into the eye of the storm. However, fate proves harsh for a demon spirit like Suki as he unexpectedly becomes the omega husband of the enigmatic alpha and wild stallion ML, Bai Tingfeng. In the panels of the manhua, Bai Tingfeng harbors no affection for his vain and irresponsible husband. Suki, who now assumes the identity of the renowned model omega, Shen Yuan, knows this all too well. There's no way in hell that he can rely on the S-Class alpha's help in consolidating his new body. Since Suki can't acquire help, he doesn't want to be affected by whatever drama that the ML's halo would attract. Who would want to get all the trouble without reaping the benefits? No one. Shen Yuan/Suki decided to stand on the sidelines while munching popcorn, ready to watch the drama. Let Bai Tingfeng unleash his beastly nature and become the notorious f*ck boy in the city. Suki/Shen Yuan doesn't care about that. All his concern was to be separated from this difficult man! Will the husband and husband fall for each other? No one knows. Only the electronic billboard asking someone's WIFE for a coffee date would do the talk. #omegaverse #alphaxomega #MPREG #dungeons #magic #transmigration #powercouple #childraising #beast #nonhumanMC #supersmutBL #misunderstanding

this a story i made chatgpt make for fun

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Alex always had a repressed desire, he couldn't show it to anyone, until he heard a voice. [Starting the Wish system] From that moment on, his happiness began. This work contains heavy elements such as Netorase (NTR), Cuckolding and some others that may be unpleasant for certain people. You have been warned, proceed at your own.

Some mtl chapters of some novel that I curently read. Chapters are random. Don't read cuz you won't understand. Contains many novel and random chapters

"Shhhh," he cut me off, his palms spreading on the revealed skin of my abdomen. His index fingers made their way into the waistband of my sweatpants as he pressed his front closer to my behind. "Don't shush m-" I tried to argue. "I said so," he stated, his tone going deeper as his hand went lower, this time to the waistband of my panties. I couldn't control my breathing anymore, more so as his teeth lightly grazed my neck. "So you better obey." ^^^^^^^ They say "A night in Vegas can change your life." Rachel didn't think this saying would apply to her. Well that was until she opened the door of her hotel room after a crazy night out. As a marriage certificate is shoved in her face, she notices a glistening diamond on her ring finger. The piece of paper turns out to be legit as stated by the lawyer who presented it. What's more shocking is that her said husband is Lorenzo Caden Peters, one of the best actors in the world and soon to be CEO of the biggest textile company around the globe. How would their life turn out?

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Billions of human beings have descended on the Endless Continent to become the masters of castles and participate in a fair and just race for the hegemony of all races. At the beginning of the arrival, each castle lord will randomly get an initial troop building. Recruit troops, plunder resources, build a dynasty, and compete for domination of all races! Lin Yi was surprised to find out. What he randomly found was a unique troop building——【Angel Reincarnation Pool】! Angels can be born! "Haha, mine is a high-level corps building that can summon forest elves!" "Mine is a top-level troop building, which can summon the dark dragon, and the ultimate potential can reach the holy rank!!" "I can summon golden Beamon..." Looking at the news of these self-bragging, Lin Yi couldn't help falling into contemplation. His angel, holy creature, unique soldier! The weakest two-winged angel, the complete body is also a demigod. The most powerful 18-winged archangel, and a god-level terrifying creature.. (Chapters will have average of 1000 words and after chapter 60 it goes to 3000) (The novel is not mine )

After breaking up with his childhood sweetheart, the broken hearted Vansesda Viradhi who failed to awaken any super powers on his coming of age ceremony become a gaming maniac NEET who play games nonstop day and night. After some months passed, he suddenly wake up and see a transparent screen in front of his eyes and hearing a woman's voice who claims to be his system inside his head. Is this just a hallucination brought by his unhealthy lifestyle that consists of gaming, eating, napping, gaming again everyday? Or have he awakened his own super power that is completely different than the other people's skills and magics? A Random System that gives out Random Quest with Random Rewards, such a power have never been appeared (or at least, written) in the history of his World. With a newfound power, the young man quit his useless NEET Life and started a Brand New Life filled with any random things the world and his system throws at him. What will become his end? Will he die just as a random nobody in a random place out of civilization, or will he raise to the peak and become the Top of the World? --------- *The cover is not mine, if the artist didn't want their picture to be used as the cover for my novel, kindly call me in the comments and I will take it down* ---------

Short stories and other Random things

Well, didn’t you read the title? This is exactly as advertised; stories from my life I’m sharing in novel form. Now, they might not be all that great, but they’re stories nonetheless. Happy reading!