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The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Shangjing Hospital’s intern, Xiao Yifei, stumbled upon some scandalous behavior from the chief doctor and subsequently faced the hostility of the chief, making his work life extremely difficult. Little did he know that shortly after, Xiao Yifei would inherit the legacy of the Jade Dragon Eye. X-ray vision, control, all within my sight. Lolis, beautiful women, all within my embrace. From then on, Xiao Yifei embarked on a life that was nothing short of spectacular!

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

"She Strikes Back" is a gripping tale of resilience, self-discovery, and empowerment. Sophia Reeves, a young woman trapped in a controlling relationship with powerful billionaire Marcus Blackwood, finds her world shattered when he unexpectedly proposes to end their five-year relationship. Devastated and lost, Sophia must confront the harsh reality of her diminished sense of self-worth and the years she spent molding herself to fit Marcus's expectations. As she struggles to rebuild her life, Sophia rediscovers her passion for journalism and her own latent talents. With the support of her loyal friend Zoe and a chance encounter with her old mentor, James Chen, Sophia begins to uncover a web of corruption surrounding Marcus's business empire. Determined to expose the truth and reclaim her identity, she embarks on a dangerous investigation that puts her directly in Marcus's crosshairs. Along the way, Sophia faces numerous obstacles, including Marcus's attempts to discredit and intimidate her. She also navigates complex emotions as she encounters Ethan Ryder, an FBI agent investigating Marcus, who becomes both an ally and a potential love interest. As Sophia delves deeper into the case, she must confront her own past mistakes and the temptation to seek revenge. However, Sophia's journey takes an unexpected turn when she stumbles upon an ancient magical world hidden beneath the surface of her reality. Through a series of mysterious events, she discovers that she is the descendant of a powerful lineage of sorceresses, destined to protect the balance between the mundane and the magical realms. As she learns to harness her newfound abilities, Sophia finds herself drawn into an age-old conflict between light and dark forces, with Marcus's corruption tied to a deeper, more sinister plot that threatens both worlds. The story culminates in a high-stakes confrontation where Sophia's newfound strength, intelligence, and magical prowess are put to the ultimate test. She must choose between vengeance and taking the high road, all while exposing the truth, securing her own future, and fulfilling her destiny as a guardian of the magical world. "She Strikes Back" is a powerful narrative about breaking free from toxic relationships, facing one's fears, and emerging stronger on the other side. It explores themes of personal growth, the courage to stand up against powerful adversaries, and the transformative power of self-belief. Sophia's journey from a controlled "accessory" to a confident, successful woman and a formidable sorceress serves as an inspiring testament to the indomitable human spirit and the ability to rise from the ashes of one's past.

Ray, a hopelessly perverted young man, meets an ironic end—dying from sheer exhaustion after an excessive fapping session to the eroge game Lustrealm. But instead of fading into oblivion, his soul is summoned before Vaelora, the drop-dead gorgeous Goddess of Lust, who rules over the very eroge world he spent countless nights fantasizing about. Vaelora makes him an offer he can't refuse: get reincarnated into Velmoria, the land of endless debauchery, with an overpowered cheat that will let him indulge in every sinful pleasure imaginable. The catch? He has to help save the world while doing it. Not one to turn down a deal that involves limitless sex and adventure, Ray accepts without hesitation. Thus begins his new life—dominating the battlefield by day and conquering thick-thighed beauties, sultry MILFs, and exotic demi-human temptresses by night. With his divine equipment and an insatiable libido, Ray is ready to live the ultimate fantasy. What to Expect: Thick thighs, MILFs, and curves that defy reality Nonstop smut with a structured plot Different races, body types, and plenty of variety What Not to Expect: Yuri? Nope. NTR? Hell nah. Lolis? Absolutely not. If you’re here for logic and deep philosophy, turn back now. But if you're after a wild, no-strings-attached smut-filled adventure—welcome to Lustrealm!

Well, it seems that my previous synopsis was not very clear, but the story goes like this: the protagonist, a normal guy, who dies, screws up in front of a Goddess who was going to reincarnate him, and as punishment she reincarnates him as a woman, but after a few years, thanks to a method, he can become a man again, but only temporarily..... Will the protagonist be able to satisfy his endless desire? will he even survive in this world, which is not the fantasy he expected? We will find out. “As for genres, there's a little bit of everything: Harem, Romance, Comedy, Yandere, Yuri, MILFs, Lolis, Elves,woman-beast, Demons, Dragons, Giantes, Priestesses, Androids, Oyakodon, Netori, NTR? Group Action, a little bit of SM, and much more. If it captures your interest, great!!!”. Here is the original synopsis>>>>> “Wait, you turned me into a woman just because I imagined that? I didn’t know you could read minds, that’s not fair!” (He had defiled her in his imagination in five different ways, each worse than the last). After his death, a goddess reincarnated him in another world. But his uncontrollable lust angered the deity, who decided to punish him by turning him into a woman. “Stop!!... don’t make that choice,” sounded an old voice But, through an encounter beyond the realm of possibility, he learns the truth about his situation: this world is not the fantasy he thought it to be. It can become brutal if neglected. He also discovers a method to transform back into a man. Now, determined to conquer this new life and a battle for power in which even the gods are involved, he seeks revenge against a fate that now only exists in his memories. begins to carve out her own path in this new reality, a second chance created by those who sacrificed far more than she could have ever imagined.

Lane, when he was young, accidentally swallowed the memories of a transmigrator. Later, he joined the knight order and became the leader of the "Dark Corrosion" Knight Order. After the duties of the knight order were completed, Lane happened to receive the news that his adoptive father was seriously ill. After seeing his adoptive father for the last time, Lane took over his adoptive father's job according to his will. But... the job of his adoptive father turned out to be the personal butler of a young loli miss? Nainali Yaxi, nine years old, the daughter of a count. Although this blonde young miss was very cute, she was a little arrogant. Thus, the daily story of a top knight who transformed into a personal butler and a proud and withdrawn loli young miss began.

ichiro sakuta a 16 year old High school student who is so horny that even the boy's are afraid of him and no one tries to be close with him, and he doesn't get any sex in his world due to some acts of his and verious reasons that we will find out, but one day he gets transmigrated to another world where gender morales are reversed and women's are more sexually aggressive as soon as he realised this he begins his journey to start his Harem but he doesn't understand the dangerous situation he is getting into ( rape, piss drinking, scat, loli, pedo, femboy, cross-dressing, heavy spitting/saliva drinking fetish, heavy necrophilia sex, cannibalism sex, food sex fetish, incest ) mc is beyond degeneration

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

Makayla Reyes is an FBI agent who was devastated by the death of her best friend Cassie. Guilt, pain, depression was all she felt for a year, until she learns that her death was never an accident but a part of some conspiracy that runs deeper than she could ever imagine. Lies. Secrets. Betrayal. Deceit. Everyone becomes a suspect. Left to trust no one, Kayla relys on her instincts to survive as she discovers she's the next target. Will she uncover the mystery behind her best friend's death before it's too late? Or is it all a part of an even bigger game? Find out!!!

The story unfolds with a high school boy Evan enduring ceaseless bullying from both his male and female classmates. He's regarded as an easy target due to his quiet and peaceful nature, lacking the inclination to engage in fights or confrontations. Despite the torment, neither friends nor teachers come to his aid, perpetuating his suffering. However, the trajectory of his life takes a dramatic turn when he is unexpectedly transported to another world by the Goddess of Love, a breathtakingly beautiful being. She entrusts him with a pivotal mission: to defeat the demon lord plaguing this unfamiliar realm. Bestowing upon his divine powers to enhance his strength, the goddess sets him on a path filled with perilous adventures. In this new world, he forges deep connections and friendships, eventually falling in love with a princess who is destined to become his future wife. But Things change after Evan finally kills the demon lord. Those he once trusted betray him mercilessly, The Princess shares her thought that she never liked someone disgusting and ugly and she is already having an intimate life with the handsome prince, the princess he adores ruthlessly ends his life. Suddenly, he awakens in bewilderment, finding himself once more in the presence of the Goddess of Love. Filled with anger and confusion, he confronts her about the harrowing experiences he endured. To his astonishment, the goddess manages to pacify his turbulent emotions with a kiss. Gradually, he comes to realize that he has returned to his home world, Earth, with no recollection of the events that transpired following his return. Despite spending more than five years in the other world, his physical form remains that of a 17-year-old teenager. The divine powers, weapons, and domains bestowed upon him by the goddess are entirely absent. With no other options, he reluctantly resumes his former life on Earth, enduring the same torment of bullying and facing a life of poverty. Just when he believes things couldn't get any stranger, he encounters a peculiar and extraordinarily beautiful girl. Her appearance seems utterly out of place on Earth, her beauty transcending any human standard. Before he can begin to unravel this perplexing mystery, the girl spontaneously jumps into his arms, affectionately calling him "Papa," and places a kiss on his lips. The word "Papa" sends a chilling shiver down his spine as he begins to recall the enigmatic events involving the Goddess of Love. ====== Tags: revenge, action, old-love-interest, Goddess love, Yandere, incest, loli-con, romance, betrayal, harem, and Dad-con. Notice: extreme yandere daughter that would kill or wipe anyone who would come between her and her father. Warning: This is fanfiction, don't do this at home with your daughter and father. Note: Evan's daughter will appear in chapter five. (The book cover is not mine)

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

The world is being invaded by all kind of monster and dungeon. Earth is facing its doom, But the Will of the Earth wouldn't let the invader do as it wants. With its power, the Will of the Earths created the World System, and give the Human a fighting chance against the Invader. Unbeknownst to Earth, an being not supposed to be there, had transmigrated inside a female body. They had its own System, The Faith System. The rules of the world, does not applie to them, as they do not belong there. What will they do? Would they save the Earth? Would they kill off everyone living on Earth? Or would they dominate the world? Only the Unknown being knows, what its choice was. "Zafkiel...Dance of the Shikigame...Everything will be Mine" The unknown being, spoke to itself. ......... ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| A/N: How was it? Curious are ya? A/N: This Novel is Inspired by [ I'm a Loli Clone ] and [ I'm a Loli ], Both of it are Written by [ The_Imperfect_Idol ] A/N: Slow Update by the Way...Maybe One Chapter or Two Chapter per month? Idk. A/N: I'm not a professional Writer, in fact! This Is my first time writing~ A/N: English is not! And definitely will Never be my First Languages! As much as I want it to be~ A/N: This Novel is for my own satisfaction—since daydreaming about this novel—Didn't work anymore~ (T^T)

Isidore had found himself in quite a interesting situation. He died from a unknown cause and now he is inside a laboratory as a test subject, but there is one important issue...She had become a little girl...a Loli with angelic wings to be exact. What will she do? how would she react? and what kind of world has she gotten herself into? The world she has gotten herself in is the most famous virtual reality game called [SHI-MMORPG] ............................. /// Rewrite Version of [ I'm a Loli ]. /// Slow Update. /// The picture is AI Generated, some part are edited by me. /// English is my secondary Language. /// Please don't expect much..I'm only writing for fun and amusement...Basically a Wish Fulfillment Story!

Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist (@) auctioneer.net Telegram info: https:// t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com WhatsApp info:+ 12 723 328 343 As the year 2025 approached, I was excited for the New Year’s Eve celebrations, eager to kick off the year with some fresh investments. Recently, I had decided to buy a popular meme coin, attracted by the growing hype around it. Everyone seemed to be talking about it, and the potential returns were tempting. I didn’t think twice, convinced it was a good move to diversify my portfolio with a trending asset. However, what I didn’t anticipate was the danger lurking in the shadows. That night, just as I was celebrating, I found myself scammed out of $75,000 in cryptocurrency. The scam was incredibly sophisticated, with fake exchanges, phony wallets, and convincing messages that led me to believe I was making a legitimate transaction. I was instructed to send my funds to what seemed like a trusted wallet, only to discover later that I had fallen victim to a fraudulent scheme. The scammers were quick, and by the time I realized what had happened, my assets were gone, and the criminals had disappeared without a trace. In the aftermath of this devastating loss, I felt a sense of hopelessness. But amidst the confusion and panic, I decided to seek professional help, and that’s when I reached out to ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. I had heard of their reputation in the crypto community for offering legitimate recovery services, so I was hopeful that they could assist in this difficult situation. From the moment I contacted them, the ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST put my mind at ease. Their experts were quick to assess the situation and get to work, explaining the process in detail. They took the time to demystify the recovery steps, making sure I understood every part of the journey, and guided me through the often confusing world of blockchain technology. Their customer centric approach was evident from the start through clear communication and ongoing support, I felt reassured that I wasn’t facing this challenge alone. ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST in depth knowledge of the blockchain ecosystem and their use of advanced recovery techniques gave me a renewed sense of hope. While the process is still ongoing, their professionalism, expertise, and transparent approach have been invaluable. With their help, I am cautiously optimistic that I can recover at least a portion of my lost assets and protect myself from future scams.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

[Incest - Breeding - Smut] [Warning: This Novel Contains themes centred around Incest b/w MC and his Mother | Daughter | Sister] - [Multiverse - Fast Pacing] When Lin Fei's first life ended, he thought it was over. But then he awoke as the son of an Immortal Cultivator. Any hope that this was a blessing quickly faded when he discovered his inability to cultivate. For a million years, he and his mother, Lin Xinyue, wandered countless realms in search of a cure. When they finally uncovered a glimmer of hope, they were ambushed by a group of powerful cultivators. In desperation, they attempted a risky ritual. It worked, but not in the way they had expected. Now, in his third life, Lin Fei must start from the bottom once more. Selfish, cunning, and immoral, he will conquer anyone and anything standing in his way. Accompanying him in this journal will be a group of beautiful and capable ladies. ╔═════════════════════╗ ║ Synchronization Complete ║ ║ 'Dual Cultivation System' Online ║ ╚═════════════════════╝ [Tags] [Going beyond the scope of a universe; prepare for the exotic realms beyond our own.] R-18 | Incest | Mature | Adult | Netori | Ecchi | First-time Interc*urse | Sexual Cultivation Technique | Anal | MILF | Threesome | Foursome | Younger Love Interest | Older Love Interest | Smut | Pregnancy | Loli | Impregnation | BDSM | Family | Dragons | Talented Protagonist | Ruthless Main Character | Overpowered | Strong to Stronger | Multiverse | Cultivation | Breeding NO YURI; NO NETORARE Desclaimer: The Cover Art doesn't belong to author; if the creator wants me to take it down, please leave a message.

Alex is the only prince of the super powerful family, but one day the world he lived in turned into a war of carnal desires and depravity, on the whims of the World's Will. Follow Alex as he brings himself to the depths of depravity, vowing to claim everything for himself and reign supreme, by going to any lengths possible. To fulfill his desires and lust he will conquer every women in the world, making their their lovers, husbands and sons grovel in front of them while he takes pleasure in their helplessness. As the name says novel is filled with every that kind of tag possible. Tags : R18, handsome male lead, harem seeking protaganist, strong background, pregnancy, Heavy incest, netori, rape, yuri, rape victim becomes lover, milf, gilf, dilf, maids, sex slaves, goddesses, bulldozing, threesome, foursome..., orgy, genderbending, yuri, anal, blowjob, titsjob, thighjob, sexual abuse, exhibitionism, loli. Note: The cover image and illustrations aren't mine, poor author screen shoted it from somewhere if you want it to be removed then please inform me through a comment.

Roan transmigrated as an FBI investigator. Several years later, a journalist interviewed the world-renowned detective Roan Greenwood and asked, "What made you persist in solving cases for so many years?" Roan tilted his head and glanced at the sports car beside him, the villa behind him, and the beautiful woman inside the villa. He smiled slightly and said, "Well, the bonus after solving the case." "What?"

Nolan Akira Chase is a 26 year old Wolf furry with excellent grades, loving friends and family, unique talents and capabilities and aspirations for college. Unbeknownst to everyone, Nolan's a white-hat/black-hat hacker with an extremely high IQ, a fierce sense of justice and a know-how that he alone knows. He's known throughout all cyberspace by the hacker aliases "Shadowfox," "Phantomarcher," and "Cybermage." So far, he's been able to keep his regular life and his life on the "Dark Web" separate. Little does Nolan know, he's starting to pop-up on the radar of the police as well as the FBI. He realizes that he'll have to tread carefully to avoid being caught by the joint task force that's been put together. It's at this point Nolan will have to make a choice: Allow himself to be captured? Or utilize everything he acquired to pull off a grand plan to escape and actually have the opportunity to attend college? The answer lies inside himself and himself alone.

The world ended in fire and chaos. A rift between dimensions opened, unleashing monstrous creatures that consumed cities and reshaped the Earth into a wasteland. Amid this apocalypse, Xiang Yue—a mysterious girl with the appearance of a 10-year-old—awakens in a ruined world with no memories of her past. Gifted with unparalleled supernatural abilities and bound to a mysterious system known as “Resort Genesis,” Xiang Yue finds herself tasked with building sanctuaries—sprawling, luxurious resorts—to shelter humanity. But there’s a catch: each resort requires Energy Cores, harvested from the very monsters that destroyed the world. As Xiang Yue builds her empire of hope, she uncovers secrets about her own origins, the apocalypse’s true cause, and the system’s hidden purpose. Facing powerful foes, both human and monster, she must balance her overwhelming strength with her fragile heart to become humanity’s last hope. But will her utopia survive when she learns the truth of who she really is? This novel is a work of fiction. All characters, names, and events are entirely the product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

For Characters drawing and just to meet up with other fans: https://discord.gg/NtXKTXVtKCIn Gods, Angels, Demons, Vampires, werewolves, elves and many many more!! And all this started with an apocalypse starring the ever popular Zombies. Aaron is your regular highschool student who gains an unprecedented advantage from the very start of the apocalypse. Will he be able to stay in the lead or will he be a forgotten upstart like countless others? What if God like beings with the ability to destroy worlds with a flick of their wrist are thrown at him? Thankfully he has his women, each helping him in ways they can as he rises to the top where not even ***** can stop him! Warning there are yuri(lesbian) content even though the main character is a male, it's a personal decision of mine but i understand if you do not like it Additional tags include #stepsister #angels #demons #elves #magic #Gods #Zombies #level up #superpowers #vampires #system #werewolves #yuri #orgy #buttstuff #gore #legal loli

Agent Cullen Fletcher lives for his job at the FBI, and he’s more than ready for his next assignment—raiding a cult compound and putting their leader behind bars. But he isn’t prepared for Savannah and her knock you on your ass good looks. At nineteen, she’s too old for foster care and too damaged to live on her own. With nowhere else to go and against his better judgment Cullen takes her in. But helping her out won’t be easy. He comforts her through screaming nightmares and escaping the lingering fears of her past, but that’s the easy part. Her preference to sleep cuddled up next to his warm body, and her desire to please him in every way makes her harder and harder to resist.

Réincarné pour découvrir deux beautés reposant sur ses genoux, Jake découvrit qu'il était un Baron Démon sans lignée. Exilé de l'Enfer vers le monde des humains, Jake fut laissé avec un petit donjon et ses deux serviteurs, avec presque aucun monstre sous ses ordres. Juste au moment où il pensait que les choses n'étaient pas bonnes pour lui, il entendit soudainement une voix féminine dans sa tête. [Ding! Bienvenue hôte dans Le Système du Péché.] [Veuillez faire tourner la Roulette du Pécheur pour déverrouiller votre premier Sin.] « C'est... » Alors que Jake touchait instinctivement le disque sombre apparu devant ses yeux, le disque se mit à tourner et s'arrêta cinq secondes plus tard. Il entendit à nouveau la voix du système. [Ding! Félicitations, vous avez déverrouillé le Péché de Luxure.] — — — Tags supplémentaires : Mc mauvais - Mc intelligent - Mc effronté - Mc fourbe - Pornographie - Pas de Yuri - Pas de NTR - Mais contient du Netori - Loli légal - Succube - Elfe - Ange - Vampire - Filles chat - Filles dragon - Filles renard - Filles monstre - Esclaves - Milf - Princesse - Belle - YANDERE - Seinen - Mature - R18 - 18 - Histoires de sexe - Bestialité - Hentai - NSFW - Grossesse - Inceste - Jeux de domination - Contrôle des émotions - Manipulation de lignée - Corruption des personnages vertueux - Péchés - Gore - Transmigration - Mana - Diable - Démon - Nécromancien - Mort - Donjon - Évolution — ー ー Avertissement : Veuillez lire ceci avec prudence. En tant qu'auteur, je vous recommande de NE PAS montrer ceci à vos enfants. Si vous avez le cœur sensible, n'ouvrez pas ce livre.

Als er wiedergeboren wurde und zwei Schönheiten auf seinem Schoß vorfand, fand Jake heraus, dass er ein Dämonenbaron ohne Blutlinie war. Aus der Hölle in die Menschenwelt verbannt, blieb Jake mit einem kleinen Kerker und seinen zwei Dienern zurück, die fast keine Monster unter sich hatten. Gerade als er dachte, dass die Dinge nicht gut für ihn waren, hörte er plötzlich eine weibliche Stimme in seinem Kopf. [Ding! Willkommen im Sünden-System.] [Bitte drehen Sie das Sünder-Roulette, um Ihre erste Sünde freizuschalten.] "Das ist..." Als Jake instinktiv die dunkle Scheibe berührte, die in sein Blickfeld kam, begann sie sich zu drehen und stoppte fünf Sekunden später. Er hörte wieder die Stimme des Systems. [Ding! Herzlichen Glückwunsch, du hast die Sünde der Lust entschlüsselt.] - - - Zusätzliche Tags: Evil Mc - Intelligent Mc - Shameless Mc - Scheming Mc - Smut - No Yuri - No NTR - But Contains Netori - Legal Loli - Succubus - Elf - Angel - Vampire - Cat Girls - Dragon Girls - Fox Girls - Monster Girls - Slaves - Milf - Princess - Beautiful - YANDERE - Seinen - Mature - R18 - 18 - Sexgeschichten - Bestialität - Hentai - NSFW - Schwangerschaft - Inzest - Dominanzspiel - Kontrolle der Emotionen - Manipulation der Blutlinie - Korrumpieren rechtschaffener Charaktere - Sünden - Gore - Seelenwanderung - Mana - Teufel - Dämon - Nekromant - Tod - Dungeon - Evolution - ー ー Warnung: Bitte lesen Sie dies mit Bedacht. Als Autor empfehle ich dir, dies NICHT deinen Kindern zu zeigen. Wenn Sie ein weiches Herz haben, schlagen Sie dieses Buch nicht auf.

Hello, everyone. If you're reading this, you may have read my other stories. I'm starting this one as a bit of a "getting back into it" story. (The synopsis will be further down) Both stories I've written will continue in the near future. (I have to re-read them because I've experienced a massive bout of memory loss.) Apologies for those of you waiting, but I had unavoidable circumstances that impeded my writing experiences. The cover isn't mine but it's been lightly photoshopped. If you want it taken down, tell me. (Signed by Author on April 25th, 2023) Anyways, time for the synopsis: Lia was a simple girl in her previous life. Well not really, considering she was the hit woman for the largest mafia organization that operated within the United States. Over the years, her exceedingly high kill count, and overall success rate was something to be afraid of. Her personality was something akin to pure confidence, bordering on arrogance. She dealt with people the same way she did her enemies. By ruining their lives in the most horrific ways. IE: Setting them up for FBI investigations, having their houses repossessed by the government, or even having them framed for a serious crime. Lia was someone that no one wanted to ever cross. If you did cross her, you might as well have signed your own death certificate! That was until she was smacked in the head by a falling piano. While following through on a hit, no less! I mean, come on! A piano?! that's unfathomably crazy. Well, despite getting hit by a literal piano, she still managed to finish the job. But the very next day, she choked on a sandwich and nearly died! Her luck seemed to have literally bottomed out. This "streak of bad luck" had continued in her life for years! Literal years! She had come so close to dying so many times that she was genuinely confused as to how this could happen to someone! From falling down a flight of stairs to nearly breaking her neck during a cartwheel (despite having so much experience that she could do them with her eyes closed.) Lia had experienced so many near-death experiences that she had become entirely immune to the weird circumstances happening around her. Eventually, the bad luck did catch her. She was minding her own business, walking through the streets of Seattle when a coin rolled across the ground and tripped someone else, who dropped an umbrella, which she tripped over. Her fall had her land directly into the flow of moving traffic. She was then hit by a small square-body pickup truck. It had a small sticker of a smug smiling face attached to its front bumper. Lia had died because of what was essentially a coin. A coin had actually managed to kill a human being. Not just any human, but one of the most feared people within the US. Warnings for all readers: -This novel will (at some point) contain lesbian sex scenes. -System tag doesn't mean in the most literal way. (you'll find out more if you read it.) -This may become a Yuri harem novel (haven't decided.) -Will contain very strong LGBTQ+ themes

Yuki Matsuda just wanted a peaceful university life. Being a pretty boy was troublesome enough - the last thing he needed was more attention.But fate (and a clumsy genius) had other plans.When he literally runs into Sakura Momose, the brilliant but disaster-prone graduate student he's been secretly watching from afar, his life takes an unexpected turn. One accidental splash of her experimental formula later, and Yuki faces a startling reality: he's going to transform into a cute loli within the next seven days.Now, with Sakura promising to "take responsibility," Yuki must navigate university life while slowly shrinking out of his clothes. Between hiding his transformation from classmates, learning to deal with his changing body, and trying not to fall for the adorable scientist responsible for his predicament, peaceful is definitely off the table.But maybe, just maybe, becoming a girl isn't the worst thing that could happen - especially when it means getting closer to the one person who makes his heart race, even if she did accidentally turn him into a loli.Join Yuki on this sweet, humorous, and sometimes chaotic journey of self-discovery, unexpected romance, and learning that love doesn't care what size or gender you are - though it certainly helps if your crush is the one who caused it all in the first place!