Bell Curve Meme

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

She was wearing a pair of black lace little intimates, tightly clinging to her plump buttocks, the curves below the crease slightly protruding, full of temptation. Under the influence of alcohol and the stimulation of Lin Wanqiu's provocative body, a fire exploded in his heart, and he could no longer hold back, pouncing on Lin Wanqiu…

Meili is a once-in-a-generation beauty raised in secrecy in the inner courtyards. To keep her safe from the palace concubine selections, her family conspires to make everyone, including her, believe that she's ugly. The secret's revealed when 3 peeping Tom’s get more than they bargained for spying on the 'ugly sister' bathing. The perverts are best friends, a young commander, the second prince, and an admired poet, and the 3 young men compete fiercely for her affections. As Meili emerges from 16 years in seclusion, her deeply rooted body dysmorphia has hilarious consequences as she misreads her interactions with men and proves to be a far more complex puzzle to woo than any of them are equipped for. A cdrama romcom where a young girl is a glittering prize trying her hardest not to be won. [#teen #lovequadrangle #historicalromance #romcom #chinesedrama #sweetromance] EXTRACT: Meili slipped out of her robe and sat on a ledge in the warm pool. Her long black hair cascaded down her back, tiny silver bells tinkled as she moved. It felt wonderful to be free of her chest binding. It was starting to get quite painful. She didn't dare stop wearing it in case it encouraged her already disconcertingly large breasts to keep expanding. It was onto this scene that the Commander, the Prince and the poet happened, as they soundlessly raised their heads above the peaked roofline. For a full minute not one of them moved or breathed. Her long hair covered her generous curves, allowing tantalising glimpses. She reached behind her neck to push back her hair. Commander Bai, realising what was about to happen, clamped each of his hands firmly over the eyes of the Prince and Tan Bowen. A fight broke out on the ridge-line as the men clawed and scratched in a panicked attempt to see what came next. Meili looked up in fright, just as the commander forcefully pushed his two friends, sliding them down the steep rooftop. For just a split second, the eyes of Commander Bai and Meili met.

It tells the story of the legendary assassin Lin Yi returning to the urban world and being ordered by his master to protect the campus belle Chu Mengyao. During this process, he becomes involved in emotional entanglements with numerous campus belles. At the same time, relying on his own formidable strength, he navigates through the various power struggles between the secular world and the realm of cultivation.

Zoe Bell was the foster daughter of the Bell Family. On the night she was thrown out, her fiancé was already wrapping his arm around his new love, making headlines in the entertainment news. Afterwards, Zoe found herself caught in one scandal after another, all because she was seen with the most powerful man in Capital City. Everyone sneered, convinced she was nothing more than a fleeting plaything for Mr. Hale. But little did they know that from the very first moment when he laid eyes on her, Mr. Hale had only one thought - He was going to seize love with boldness! - People were all waiting to find something to mock Zoe about, so they intentionally asked William Hale what relationship he was holding with Zoe Bell. Mr. Hale merely laughed and said, "Maybe I haven’t tried hard enough, because after being married for so long, Mrs. Hale still refuses to announce it publicly or give me my rightful title." It was a night with thick, humid air, Zoe was left breathless as William kissed her with arms firmly wrapping around her waist. His voice was low and scorching, “Mrs. Hale, am I trying hard enough?” Zoe gritted her teeth - He was trying way too hard! 【See how the aloof CEO falls for love】 【Love After Marriage】

[ATTENTION : CONTENU MATURE] "Et s'il était un rêve éveillé déguisé en cauchemar ?" ___ Saison 1 – TERMINÉE Dans ses rêveries, le jour de son mariage se déroulait toujours par une belle journée ensoleillée. Qui aurait cru qu'elle allait se marier en plein milieu de la nuit et avec une créature de la nuit ?

En tant que cheffe des bandits, Yan Jinyi a été une brute pendant vingt ans, et elle a fini par causer sa propre mort. La chose suivante qu’elle sait, c’est qu’elle se réveille et découvre qu'elle est devenue la Deuxième Jeune Maîtresse de la Famille Huo. Armant son couteau, Yan Jinyi commence à nouveau à se comporter de manière arrogante. Le Jeune Maître Huo dit, "Si je suis encore célibataire, j'épouserais probablement ma belle-sœur." Le Troisième jeune maître Huo dit, "Si je pouvais remonter le temps, j'aurais concouru avec mon frère pour épouser ma seconde belle-sœur." Mademoiselle Huo dit, "Si j'étais un homme, ma seconde belle-sœur serait ma femme !" Un PDG dit, "Je pensais que j'étais assez voyou, mais je ne m'attendais pas à ce que Yan Jinyi soit plus voyou que moi !" Le Meilleur Acteur dit, "Huo Xishen, pourquoi n'es-tu toujours pas divorcé ?" Le Deuxième jeune maître Huo pointe Yan Jinyi du doigt et dit, "Elle est à moi." Il se dit que la seconde belle-fille de la Famille Huo peut rosser une briseuse de ménage et est particulièrement douée pour gagner de l'argent. D'innombrables grands patrons font la queue pour faire de Huo Xishen un cocu.

An Hao bondit, persuadée d'avoir péri, mais à sa grande surprise, lorsqu'elle ouvrit les yeux, elle se retrouva en 1985. Pour vivre une seconde vie, devait-elle à nouveau subir les sévices de sa belle-mère et de sa demi-sœur, le mépris de sa belle-mère et le dédain de sa belle-sœur, ainsi que la trahison de sa meilleure amie qui, osant devenir l'autre femme, voulait juste la gifler et gravir l'échelle sociale? Était-elle censée finir à nouveau sa misérable vie dans la pauvreté? La réponse de An Hao fut, "Mange ! De la merde ! Non !" Elle était déterminée à réussir, à s'enrichir en exploitant ses connaissances et à viser une vie aisée. Cette fois, elle allait être la grande sœur protectrice qui réforme son petit frère inutile qui avait connu une mort misérable, et l'épouse vertueuse pour compenser la négligence passée envers son mari ! Elle ne laisserait pas cette vie se perdre dans le désespoir ! Une meilleure amie malveillante ? Convoiter son homme ? Pas question ! Va donc te rafraîchir ailleurs ! Toux toux, comment n'avait-elle pas réalisé dans sa vie antérieure que ce "Roi des Enfers" stoïque était si indécent. Décents ? Tu t'es donné à cœur joie de décence pendant la journée.

El día que Lucius Gunnes, fue a encontrarse con un cliente en el barrio de Versalles, Belle abordó un ómnibus para ir a trabajar, sin saber que aquel vehículo iba a un lugar diferente y misterioso. Los pasajeros la increpan para que descienda ¡Éste vehículo se dirige a otro sitio!, fue la advertencia. Ella descendió de aquel, y restó importancia a ello. Prosiguió su día como siempre, hasta que la noticia de que su marido había desaparecido se hizo presente delante de sus ojos. De ahora en adelante Belle, se encuentra en una búsqueda implacable y sus únicas pistas, son un niño que estaba en el lugar del hecho, y que argumenta que el paisaje se lo llevó, y un nombre particular de un lugar extraño de las leyendas. Un universo paralelo al que llaman Oco, Além. -

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

[Propose to Liliana Draven and get rejected.] [Success: Gain the All Affinity Crystal and God-Level Talent.] [Failure: Lose the system and receive… a handkerchief to wipe your tears] Veer braced himself for rejection, but to his shock, she actually said yes! [Ding! Task failed] [But a hidden mission has been completed. System upgrading...] [Would you like to merge with the Wife Doting System?] _______________________ Labeled as a joke for his “useless” Dragon Master Aspect, Veer never expected dragons to take him seriously—or for the School Belle to form a contract with him. And what? she’s an Ice Dragon? And her sister, the Dark Dragon, wants to be tamed too? Veer’s life just turned into pure chaos, and it’s only getting crazier! ...... 5 extra chapters for every castle 8 extra chapters for every spacecraft 12 extra chapters for every Golden Gachapon That's all for now. Discord https://discord.com/invite/auje95R4k7 Happy reading.

[Game-Based Stats + No Female Lead + Ruthless + Invincible MC + Absolute Self-Interest + Power Fantasy] After enduring ten years of the apocalypse, Alexander is reborn on the very day the “Apocalypse Game” begins. The moment he regains consciousness, his first act is to personally execute the so-called “campus belle” girlfriend who betrayed him for an entire decade. Unexpectedly, this triggers a system that grants him an endless array of cheat abilities. First Cheat: Absolute Drop Rate It boosts the mere 1% chance of obtaining loot from killing zombies to a guaranteed 100%! Yes, that’s a hundredfold drop rate, maxed out from the start! Second Cheat: Yin-Yang Twin The host can wield two classes at once! Actually…why stop at just two? I’ll take them all!

His gaze was intense and piercing, it was as if he could see through her. As he neared Nicholina felt her heart skip a beat,every step he took towards her had a strange effect on her, which she couldn't decipher. His intense gaze, swept over her seeing through the thin fabric that showed off all her curves. swallowing hard, Rheaphel's hand moved involuntarily to explore every part of her curves. The closer his hand got, Nicho felt the air live her lungs. It was as if the air was caught up by a magical force. Every movement of his hands on her pale skin caused a strange and unyielding need in her that terrified yet triggered an excitement in her. suppressing a moan that threatened to escape her mouth. Nicholina was glad when a knock interrupted

After a near death experience thanks to his own mother, Jake Hollander has an adverse reaction to people, baseball, and family. His feeling of abandonment is slowly lost thanks to his foster family, The Atkins. They take him in and change his mind about everything. He becomes more open, better at baseball, and craves for family. Slowly all wishes are granted. Instagram: @writerhalf_empty https://www.patreon.com/half_empty ~~The Last Curve can be found there, a short story about Rhys Please read on Webnovel! **Names, faces, and places aren’t real. A work of fiction. Nonetheless, it is my work of fiction so please don’t post it without permission. *I have used school names that do exist though, but I would like everyone to know that I have no affiliation with them. Nor do my views reflect their views. **Also, I bought the royalty-free license for my cover. Which means I can use it without having to pay royalties. If you have any questions, comment on my latest chapter or reach me on discord.

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

Xu Mu, who was burdened with two million foreign debts, called out his school belle girlfriend and prepared to break up. Unexpectedly, she had just returned from rebirth, but he could hear her inner voice. Su Xinyan: "I will never be separated from you." [You big pig's trotters, you lied to me in your previous life that you had a new love, and let us get together after seven years of separation. This time I will never be separated from you! 】 Xu Mu: "My family owes two million to others, and I'm going to work to pay off the debt." Su Xinyan: "I will return it with you." 【Work with a hammer! Your wife is reborn, I will help you make money, and I want to be the richest wife! 】 Xu Mu: "My wife, I think..." Su Xinyan: "Oh, you hate it." [Hurry up if you think about it! I'm just pretending to be reserved, come on! 】 Main characters: Xu Mu, Su Xinyan Chapter: 59 (Complete) Tags: Rebirth,Business Management,Calm Protagonist,Businessmen,Poor to Rich,Second,Beautiful Female Lead,Character Growth,Handsome Male Lead,Male Protagonist,Proactive Protagonist Author: 大五 Translator: ALN NOVEL

A night swallowed by darkness. A melody that starts off sweet but turns into something far more haunting. A woman dressed in black, her red lips curving into a smirk, her heels clicking against the floor like a countdown.She’s back. Not for love. Not for closure. But for the kind of revenge that lingers—slow, precise, and unforgettable. He wronged her once. He thought she disappeared. But ghosts don’t just haunt; they hunt.Tonight, the game begins. And she’s already won. After all, revenge isn’t always bitter. Sometimes, it’s sweet—just depends on how you taste it.

Jules est un ado de 17 ans. Une belle nuit d'été, alors qu'il venait de s'endormir, il fut téléporté dans un monde ressemblant fortement au moyen âge. Poussé par l'envie de survivre et de revenir à son ancienne vie, il sera emporté dans un combat qui le dépasse totalement. wiki : https://onigard.fandom.com/fr/wiki/Wiki_Onigard

What would happen if a man happened to travel back into the past where he can undo his mistakes and regret? Near in the future, an unknown being appeared and claimed that a new reality shall be opened up for humans to enter, creating havoc across the world. However, what they didn't know is that 10 years later, monsters from the unknown void broke through the world and caused massive destruction. The powers obtained from that reality can be brought out to the real world, hence, Earth could defend itself from these monsters. However, another 10 years later, Daniel Bell has been killed by a bunch of monsters, and suddenly he has travelled back to the past. Is this a fortunate outcome or will history repeat itself? Only the future can tell. (This novel contains tags that may not be to your liking specifically Yandere, milf, overpowered mc, Incest) (https://discord.gg/yqK3JrS4jX)

After finding an old handheld camera, Belle is brought into the world of all things spiritual and supernatural. Armed with a helpful Streaming System, Belle aims to make money while investigating the supernatural. Will be updating every Saturday.

A man whom overslept has awoken in a clone body of Horus Lupercal

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

For Jamie Vayne, life could be better, but he’s not complaining. His career as a musician might not be on the fast track, and he still has to work to earn a paycheck, but his following on a particular platform for the naughty eye in search of the sexy guy is on the rise, and his hookup success nears one hundred percent in terms of both sides’ satisfaction. Life is far from a straight line, and certain enticing curves are to be expected. Less expected is having a curve ball thrown at him by no other than the Sunny Hill gossip rag, Xpress. A weirdo who loves dressing up now follows him around, ruining his chances to score, and the next thing he knows, his failures are displayed in bold letters for all the campus’s entertainment. Jamie loves a challenge. He’ll catch Xpress, and when he does... That’s what this story is about.

Meghan Adams is a woman with a past. She swears she will never let another man keep her as an investment, until she crosses paths with the business mogul, Neon Petrov, the CEO of Petrov Ltd.  Neon Petrov is mesmerized by the new striper at Dancing Angels. One look at Meghan's dancing curves, has him making a vow to himself. His cool demure crumbles and he finds himself fumbling for words as he offers ridiculous proposals in a shady burger joint. 

✦ LUCYLLE, the land that bears witness to both life and death. Shaken by the arrival of a hellish entity five centuries ago, humanity now basks in an era of prolonged peace—growing ever more complacent, ever more blind to the very cause that once brought the world to the brink of ruin. ✧ ✦ As the great castle bell tolls, the long night begins. Some whisper that history will merely repeat itself, while others pray—to a silent god, to the void that offers no answer. ✦ ✧ ✦ ❝There are two kinds of hell in this world—the one inhabited by demons, and the one forged by human hands.❞

THE UNFORGETTABLE CRUSH THAT SHOOK MY SOUL.       HEATHER'S POV; I'm Heather Morgan Claus the daughter of a middle class family from Brooklyn. I was born a typical brainiac the smartest of all my family members and most definitely the only child of my parents. I was born with what I call average beauty a blue eyes,golden afro hair due to my distant African gene, an average height of 6,4 feet a big boob and buttocks and also a slender curve with big hips that made me feel insecure.  Being lonely was a normal thing for me was a normal thing because I had no friends except my overprotective cousins Kyle and Jules. They made me feel special and loved more than anything in the world and I was thrilled to be with them. Boys never came along to date me basically because it's either I'm too tall for their liking or I'm too robust or too perfect and studious or even much of a nerd who can't match their tastes. Kyle and Jules made sure I was okay and boy did they beat the shit outta those knuckle heads who dared to mock me for my appearance. Soon enough all these fantasies all came to an end because while I was in tenth grade and they were in their twelfth grade they both fell in love with some girls from the neighbouring school and I was soon discarded and left out to fend on my own. I became an object of mockery and taunts from all sides. Years passed but the bullying didn't stop and soon afterwards some stupid bimbo and their boyfriend all came to join what they called fun by bullying me. Jake the leader of the zeals was by far the most handsome and he had an emerald green eyes, lovely red hair, kissable lips and a fine body and he was more of a greek god's personality. He had a commanding presence that sent shivers down my spine. I thought he was an epitome of beauty but like the saying goes beauty comes from within. He was a tyrant and he made my life a living hell with every given chance he got. Belle his girlfriend a blond haired girl with brown eyes and long slender legs always taunted me relentlessly. One day while I was heading to my locker I was bumped into by belle and her friends Chloe and Charis. They gave me a hard time and without mercy they shred my clothe and made me an object of perpetual laughter while they made fun of my SpongeBob underwear, Evans and Michael Jenkins popularly know as MJ tired to cover my naked body but Jake ordered them no to do so. He stared at my body with lust and contempt in his eyes making me wonder what I had ever done to him to deserve all the hate. The shame was too much to bear and when I was went home I scrolled through the school platform and it was all over the media and I fell into a complete depressed stage. Days turned to weeks and weeks to years and then one day after the prom prank I had endured I decided to jump from the third floor of the venue. The pain was too much to bear as crismon liquid surrounded me like a pool. The pain felt like home and after several minutes of comfort I felt like my consciousness was slipping into the abyss surrounded by darkness.

Clyde was a slayer, an occupation only those adept in magical skills would task themselves with. Driven by a dark past his fate intertwined with a women named Bell in the Twisted Woods. Only time will tell what lies in store.

Plotted against by his own father Zhen Sihao has a car accident on a treacherous curve of the highway. That caused him to crash into Chen Emmi's life in a twist of fate. His sudden appearance on this cold Autumn night disrupts both their lives. This is a story of a cold and powerful CEO finding love with a sweet girl who grows medicinal herbs.

Sheyi Bell was just an unassuming video-game YouTuber, obsessively crafting pixelated kingdoms and cities in niche simulation games—until the Cosmos plucked him from obscurity and thrust him into godhood. As one of the newly ascended deities, Sheyi is granted dominion over a planet teetering on the brink of collapse: a world ravaged by apocalyptic decay, its population dwindling by the hour. While the other gods despair over their doomed realms, Sheyi sees chaos as a blank canvas. Armed with the irreverent creativity of a teenager and the strategic mind of a lifelong gamer, he vows to treat this cataclysmic wasteland as his ultimate sandbox. But godhood is tedious bureaucracy, and Sheyi’s attention span is… mortal. Can he outwit celestial expectations, reverse entropy through sheer ingenuity, and turn a dying world into his playground—or will the cosmos regret handing divinity to a bored kid who’d rather *play* god than *be* one?