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In "Marked for Her”, Min—a blind man with a unique, mark-based teleportation power—is hunted relentlessly by a mysterious and dangerous figure known only as “Death.” Set against the backdrop of a city reeling from a brutal heatwave, Min struggles to uncover how to stop Death from tracking him while fending off the criminal underbelly that now wants him dead. Forced to rely on his limited senses and wits, Min faces physical and emotional trials, including the devastating loss of his friend caught in the crossfire. As each encounter drives him closer to his breaking point, Min must balance his survival against the haunting possibility that Death’s hunt may never end. Unless he finds a way to turn the tables.

What would you do for love? Would you cross every lines for it? Would you kill for it? Kaizen El Erindel, the forgotten second prince of Erindel Empire, may have the answers to that.

Under One Sky Rain Fell for Him, Fire Burned for Her --- *Setting: Elite college in South Korea — Arkan University — known for its secrecy, power, and privilege. The place where talents bloom, hearts break, and secrets destroy lives. --- Main Male Lead Name: Rivan Seo Age: 21 (Second-Year) Personality: Rude. Rich. Raw. He’s tall, sharp-jawed, with a lean muscular build. A beast in sports, genius in music, unmatched in looks. He’s known as “The Untouchable.” Popular, cold, multi-talented—but dangerous if crossed. Background: Only heir to the Seo Corporation empire. Hides a dark past no one dares speak of. Appearance: Piercing black eyes, tattoos down his left arm, always in designer fits. Hair slightly messy but intentional. POV Sample: > "People call it attitude. I call it survival. I didn’t grow up to be loved. I grew up to be feared." --- Transfer Male Lead (Hidden Genius) Name: Arian Mehta Age: 20 (New Transfer) Personality: Quiet. Gentle smile. Mysterious. Friendly but deeply private. From a middle-class background. He hides his intelligence behind a calm face. Background: Raised by a single mother, he came here on full scholarship. But no one knows he’s ranked top in international coding Olympiads. Appearance: Milky fair skin, always in minimal, clean clothes. Slight build, innocent features, rarely online. Eyes that read people. POV Sample: > "I’ve mastered the art of fading in the background. But that doesn’t mean I’m weak. I’m just choosing when to burn." --- Female Lead (GL Tie-In) Name: Hana Lee Age: 20 Personality: Bold, sharp-tongued, secretly vulnerable. She was Rivan’s childhood friend turned enemy. Appearance: Long dark hair, fierce eyeliner, always dressed in black. Her eyes seem to hide heartbreak. POV Sample: > "They say girls like me are dangerous. But the real danger is when I stop caring." --- Rivan's Gang (The “Aces”) Kai – Blonde, impulsive, boxer, hides bruises with pride. Minjoon – Hacker, sarcastic, loves chaos. Taeyang – Deep-thinker, poetic, smoker, plays cello at midnight. Yuri (GL character) – Soft but deadly. Her eyes never lie, but her lips do. --- Love Triangle Becomes Multi-Angle: Rivan falls for Arian, but denies it—until obsession consumes him. Hana still has feelings for Rivan, but starts getting drawn to Yuri. Arian is pulled into both—caught in the storm of Rivan’s fire and Hana’s mystery. thank you and I hope you like it

A dying man from modern Earth, bedridden with an incurable illness in his late twenties, is offered one final wish by an unknown force. He chooses to experience a game he’d been waiting to play—War of Demons and Heroes, a rich, character-driven adult action RPG. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself not as the main character, but in the frail, half-starved body of a 14-year-old brothel servant boy in the slums of the imperial capital, Utopia. His name? Kayle. **** Disclaimer 1. "Is this a harem?" A common question from my previous novel, so I'll address it upfront. No, it is not. At least, not in the traditional sense. He'll have relationships with many girls, but most of them will be a fling. There will only be one final heroine. 3. If you decide to give my novel a try, first, thank you! Second, I would love if you could leave a few comments or a review. The feedback and confirmation that people are reading my book helps to keep me writing. 4. There is no smut in my book. I repeat, there is NO SMUT in my book. I know the title can be misleading, but I assure you, there is no smut in my book. (Important things should be repeated three times.)

[Trait: Protagonist's Desire] [Acquire one trait possessed by the protagonist you reincarnate into.] A killer physique, a hypnosis app, becoming a shota... The protagonist has gained the ability to reincarnate into characters from adult games and make their traits his own. NO NTR Romance | Fantasy | Harem | Multiverse | SMUT | R18 | Reincarnation | NTL

Reincarnated into the AV world after offering 100TB of adult videos to a deity, where countless erotic events unfold! AV | Harem | Exhibition | Slave | SMUT

They had it all — love, success, and a future together. But even the strongest bonds can be broken by whispers. Sam and Sierra were the perfect couple — until envy crept in through the cracks in the form of friends and family who masked their jealousy with concern. Lies poisoned their hearts. Doubts were planted. And when the voices around them grew louder than the love between them, everything shattered. On the day of their divorce, Sam dies saving Sierra’s life. His last words? "If there's an afterlife, I will never love again." But fate gives him another chance. Reborn on the day he once proposed to her, Sam chooses a different path — one without love, without Sierra. Instead, he builds a new future focused on wealth, strength, and emotional armor. But destiny isn’t so easy to silence… Sierra remembers their past life too. This time, she’s determined to protect him — even if it means letting him go. When their paths cross again, love is no longer innocent. It’s forged through pain, survival, and lessons from a past that still haunts them both. This time, they won’t just fight for love — they’ll fight against everyone who tried to destroy it.

In the neon-drenched dystopia of Fengdu City, exiled Daoist hacker ​​Shen Lian​​ and rogue cyborg ​​Lin Jie​​—a street punk with a weaponized rusted ruler and a sabotaged heart module—forge a reluctant alliance against ​​V-7​​, a biomechanical assassin cloned from Lin’s DNA by the omnipotent ​​Longyuan Corporation​​, uncovering a conspiracy to erase human memories and replace elites with emotionless killers, culminating in a data-fortress siege where Lin sacrifices himself to overload V-7’s neural core while Shen unleashes the truth, leaving Lin’s consciousness digitized and the city’s fate hanging between corporate tyranny and fragmented rebellion

[Warning: Mature content for adult audiences only (above age 18)] To be a superhero, you don't need misfortune, forced experiment, second chance after death or death of your loved ones. All you need is to listen to your heart. Eron Moon was one such super who became a superhero with his superpower "fantasy" and mechanical skills, only to build his harem full of superbabes. But, will he be only a selfish playboy? Or the best superhero ever? Peek in his adult tale in a world of supers. [Please read the complete synopsis so you can find reasons to read this book.] ... [Special note: There will be mmf and ffm type mature content too. Search it if you don't know. Then decide to read this book.] Other Tags: Harem, polyamory, superpowers, MILF, adult dialogues, R18, symbiotes, vampires, wolves, witches, magic, cultivation, consensual, metaphysics, action, demons, elves, dwarves, monsters, mutants, etc. The cover is devoted to MC's super mom. A/N: All characters above age 18. No manipulation, mind control, or forced sexual activity.

Skyler, a brilliant and driven CEO of a flourishing game development company, finds his world irrevocably changed by the success of his latest creation. This award-winning game, a title that single-handedly revolutionized his company's fortunes, was brought to life with the invaluable help of the woman he's fallen deeply in love with – a woman whose intelligence and creativity perfectly complemented his own. Their collaboration was seamless, their connection undeniable, blossoming into a romance that felt destined. However, the euphoria shatters when Skyler uncovers a shocking truth: the woman he loves, his muse and partner, is actually a man who skillfully maintained the deception. Yet, the sting of betrayal is quickly complicated by a bewildering revelation. The "woman" knew all along that the man he loved was pretending because *she* was the one who orchestrated it. As Skyler grapples with this intricate web of secrets and affection, he must confront the unsettling question: how do you reconcile a love born from such an elaborate charade?

In a world riddled with endless greed, pain, and destruction, a once hated king Nai Soari is raised from the dead - a peaceful place that he wishes to return to. His sole task is the killing the Demon who's one step away from annihilating the planet. Gifted with the Blessing of the Sun, Nai is the world's lone savior. Nai - all the whilst regaining his powers that have slowly drained over time - must join forces with a cunning doctor, a mute orphan child, and Luan, a secretive, dangerous, yet charming man who has given naught but his name and age to restore the mortal world to what it once was.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

I’m Akane Kirisaki—18, broke, and pretending to be 22 so I can work at Shizuoka’s most notorious host club. By day, I’m your average high school student barely scraping by. By night? I’m a smooth-talking “host” serving drinks, fake smiles, and a dangerous amount of charm to lonely onee-sans twice my age. My job’s simple: flirt, entertain, and survive without getting caught by my school… or my mom. But when two ridiculously gorgeous and powerful women—Ayase and Mitsuki—start clinging to me like I’m the last boy on Earth, things get way more complicated than I signed up for. Money, secrets, seduction, and drama? Welcome to Shizuoka's Host Club for Frustrated Adult Women!

Saram was a normal teenager. He experienced a breakup, and his friends became distant, but he still had his mother. Then everything changed... in a perverted way.

Unable to connect with others and constantly drowning himself in self-hatred, Sirius is but a husk of a human being. Having lived an unfulfilling life, Sirius is murdered with a mountain of regrets. But instead of passing on, the boy is given another shot at life. He wakes in an unfamiliar world full of magic and possibility. But beneath its vibrant veil is a dying world waiting to tear him apart. After being given a mysterious stopwatch, Sirius finds it is not only his life at risk — but his memories too. With his mind on the clock, Sirius must find a way to save his depleting memories while learning to stop living in the shadow of himself. Faced with trial after trial, the weight of his life threatens to break him apart. Will he be able to keep his memories, or will he break down crying… begging for more time?

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

In modern-day New York, a dark force waits in the shadows searching for a person worthy to inherit its power. Daren is just a normal guy trying to get through life. As untethered rumors start to surface throughout the college he is attending, his life turns upside down. He's presented with a decision that will change his life, and the world forever. With this newfound power and confidence, he can finally do anything he wants. Darkness wages war in his heart as he wants nothing more than to spread chaos and misery. A lustful nature. A lust for darkness.

Livianna Harvey. Sebaris nama yang begitu indah didengari tetapi kisahnya begitu perit untuk dikongsi. Hidupnya berubah tatkala dia dipaksa tinggal bersama sahabat sewaktu kecilnya, Ryan Beily William. Ryan Beily William. Jejaka ceria yang begitu suka mengusik dan menyakitkan hati Livianna sentiasa ada buat si gadis. Dia tahu tentang kisah hidup gadis itu. Sebuah janji termeterai di antara dua belah pihak. Bertahan atau meninggalkan. Menunaikan janji atau memungkiri janji. Semuanya adalah pilihan Ryan. Hanya dia yang mampu mengubah segalanya. "Kenapa hidup ini kejam sangat?" - Livianna Harvey "Aku akan ada untuk kau walau apa pun yang terjadi." - Ryan Beily William

The first spark of her power flickered in the dark, a pulse of heat beneath her skin that Mia could neither name nor tame. Unbeknownst to her, it was a beacon—a siren’s call to creatures of scale and flame who had scoured centuries for her kind. In a world where dragons were both myth and menace, Mia danced under a moon-kissed night, her laughter weaving through the thrum of a mortal club, unaware that her blood sang of ancient witchcraft, of a lineage so rare it could birth empires or ruin them. And in the shadows, two men watched: one who would betray her for power, and another, a beast of fire and hunger, who would claim her for something far more dangerous—love.

In the restless shadows of Everden, Grace and Silas play a dangerous game of desire and control. Grace, the sharp heiress running a powerful modeling empire, and Silas, the brooding actor with a magnetic presence, are drawn together by an invisible thread neither fully understands. This obsession blurs the lines between hunter and prey, passion and possession. Silas stalks Grace with reckless intensity, convinced he holds all the power. But beneath Grace’s polished exterior lies a mind weaving its own web—calm, deliberate, and far more dangerous than anyone suspects. In Riverton’s neon glow, where secrets hide behind every smile, love becomes a weapon, and obsession is the only currency that matters. Sin for You is a dark, sensual descent into a world where trust is fragile, power corrupts, and the sins we keep buried threaten to consume us all.