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Check out my other novels - |Arpious of the Planes| |The Rise of Quetzalcoatl| |My Ares System| -- Same Universe - |Warlock of War: My Ares System| |Warlock of Wisdom: My Odin System| -- It was an enormous tsunami that completely covered the sky, and due to its dark water, the sun had been blocked out. A sense of despair ran through everybody as they looked towards the peaked wave quickly crashing down. But was I the only one who noticed the massive sea monster lurking towards the front of the wave? CRASH [Requirments Met] [System has been chosen] [Your god has been selected] [System Granted] [Poseidon System is being installed] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twitter - @equuipwebnovel Discord - equuip#6686 -- Cover Art was made by the wonderful sayerrri! twitter: sayeri_fe https://www.deviantart.com/sayerrri

This text has no male lead, no romance. The female lead is slightly timid in the first volume, a bit infatuated in the second, and from the third volume onwards... life seems like a Siberian Husky. Below is the sequence of volumes, if there are chapters missing, they're probably blocked. 1 Who's best at murder and dismemberment? Look in the suitcase for jackals and wolves. 2 I can handle tutoring, even rocks can be turned to gold. 3 Freshman military training brings tears, Changan loves to eat smoked sausage. 4 A thousand miles of predestined marriage hangs by a thread, whether it's good or bad all depends on fate. 5 My idol is the absolute best, the idol chose me to be their partner. 6 The boss behind the scenes is here, doing whatever they want without logic. 7 Ghost Festival inspiration comes late, helplessly put here. 8 Official advancement and wealth cost a child's life, a good son leaps like a carp over the dragon gate. 9 A trip to the plastic surgery clinic, all the fat is shaken off. 11 Who in the Human World can resist a beauty? Run out of roman numerals, use numbers instead. 11 Turtles may live long, but still dread the end, the characters fear a 404. 12 The local zombie looks handsome, cries out adorably when opening its mouth. 13 One dance captures the city, the beauty of the past fades away. There's a lot more, too tired to write the summary...

A month into the marriage, Yan Zao was labeled a mistress and faced online attacks and verbal abuse in reality, she calmly walked up to Lan Mu, "Whether you love me or not doesn't matter, what matters is that I care about my reputation. You have a confidante, then I'll find myself ten dark knights." The next day, all the news about Lan Mu having another love disappeared. Two months after the wedding, when her in-laws pushed for a divorce, Yan Zao pulled out the prenuptial agreement in front of Lan Mu, "I'm fine with divorce, but I won't give back a single cent of the money." Lan Mu, "Then we can't get a divorce." Several months after the wedding, when the agreement expired, Yan Zao packed up to leave and was blocked by the man at the door, "I've been receiving your love letters since the ninth grade, how come I haven't gotten one up till now?" #The happiest thing in life is to find out the person you have a crush on has also been silently watching over you#

Tricked by a soothsaying mother, during the ghost year, ghost month, ghost day, and the wide-open Ghost Gate, I sneaked into the deep mountains with a Zhang Family heirloom, the Star Stealing Life-changing Talisman. By a mix-up of Yin and Yang, a devastatingly beautiful thousand-year-old female corpse absorbed some of my life force, and she awakened... Kids over 12, please watch this book together with the little buddy on your back, and don't block his view! (Note: don't turn back now, because he has also seen this text!)

Cultivating his power by slaying demons and taming countless beasts, the emperor solidified his throne as the world's ruler. But not once in his life had he expected that his disciples would use research on demonology to sap the world tree's power and push the world to destruction. Trying to fix his mistake, he opted to use all of his cultivated power to cure the world tree and block anyone from sapping its power ever again. But in exchange, he was to lose all of his power. But...the worst had happened, his wife... had betrayed him.

Muchuan accidentally got a magical box that couldn't be thrown away no matter how hard he lost it. He accidentally entered the fantasy realm of rules and became an apostle of the fantasy realm who walks between the fantasy realm and reality. The fantasy realm with the highest death rate, too little information? It doesn't matter, I have a recycling bin, and you can exchange it for information if you give me some good stuff. The skills are too rare and the combat power is too difficult to increase. It doesn't matter, recycling bins recycle all kinds of garbage at high prices, and they have all the skills. The magical props led the apostles to kill each other. You guys go ahead and play, I have ten more items that are better than this one. Just when Muchuan was traveling through the fantasy world, thinking that this box was the golden finger of his life... then he discovered that he was involved in a greater crisis by this box. Destiny is blocked, and only with your own light can you break through the fog!

One night when Luna was trudging down block on a dimly lit city street to her horror and shock! She saw a monster one from a fairy tale barreling towards her as it lunged and attacked her as she thought it was all over. To her shock as she was bleeding out on the street from the attack she was saved by a mysterious woman. Who claimed to be a hunter she offered to save the dying woman in return, she would become her hunter partner little did Luna know this would change the course of her life forever!

Wrote this due to writers block.

Most people are born ordinary, but there are always those who, even if they are born ordinary, aspire to greatness. From exploited black day laborers to godfathers in the shadows, from the bottom of society, where the rules are followed, to the emperor behind the scenes, who makes the rules, when the sun shines, this country belongs to the Union, and when night falls, it belongs to me! “Sometimes a shadow can be as big as the light, and even block it out!” “We never blackmail anyone, and we can live with every penny we earn.” If someone knocks on your door at night, they either bring my regards or the ruin of your arrogance. As for what you will get, it depends on your choice, my friend!

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

What happens when the love of your life, who is also your boss, accuses you of stealing the company's funds and selling some information? If you didn't guess it right, I will tell you. He does not want to hear your point of view, sacks and blacklists you. You move away from him, and find out that you are pregnant with his baby. You plan on telling him, but he has you blocked everywhere. Months later, you are happy, and doing well, then you find out he is in your new city, and working on a project with the company you now work for. Will you give into his charm? Will you tell him about his children? Will you give him another chance when he asks?

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Follow a lowly goblins journey towards….. love? power? riches? heroism? villainy? yes to all. A goblins strength is found in their greed— their hunger. And there’s no one hungrier than a Goblin-Vampire. He wants it all…. The trick is how to get it. *** This will be a short anthology-adjacent series centered around a Goblin-Vampire. I have nothing planned beyond that or an upload schedule. I’m using this chapter based long running short story compilation to work my imaginative muscles and break my writers block whenever it comes. with that being said this novel includes many genres, subgenres and even parodies. EXTRA TAGS: HAREM, DARK, COMEDY, PARODY, SHORT CHAPTERS, SCI-FI, FANTASY, GRIMDARK FANTASY, SOLAR PUNK FANTASY, CYBERPUNK FANTASY, RAREBLOODLINE, POWERFANTASY KINGDOMBUILDING, BEAST TAMING, SLICE OF LIFE, WAR, MILITARY, ADVENTURE, ETC ETC ETC

(On a temporary hiatus, NOT DROPPED.) -------- Lin Xuanhao, strongest of the Three Great Immortal Emperors, was the most powerful being to ever exist. Having risen up from a lowly mortal to an unspeakable existence regarded as an illusory myth, he ruled the Immortal World from the shadows alongside the other Immortal Emperors. His ambitions didn't stop there, and to breakthrough to an even higher realm, he decided to enter an unprecedented long seclusion of a trillion years. On the verge of breaking through at the end of his seclusion, an invisible restriction blocked him, and he had no choice but to split his cultivation base into Nine Dao Fragments which only he could sense. By combining all the Nine Dao Fragments, he would enter a supreme new realm that no one had touched upon before! However, there seems to be a little problem after he woke up from his seclusion... "What do you mean the Immortal World has fallen!?" ------ Note: English is not my first language and the cover image is not mine.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Struck by lightning, she woke up in a world that had never heard of tofu. Armed with modern knowledge and a plate of ambition, Lin Wei is ready to turn a humble bean into a culinary empire. But can a single mother survive jealous neighbors, scheming rivals, and the lure of ancient royalty? In a land where tradition rules, she’s about to rewrite the recipe for success—one block of tofu at a time.

Everyone in the class was shocked when the news came: Sheena Hathaway married to Stephan Korade. It’s already the fourth year of the university, when every couple was destined to break up at such a moment. Therefore, no one would expect the bookworm Sheena would marry to the rich playboy Stephan Korade. “She must have put a curse on that handsome boy. How could the son of Bee Group, the biggest medical device company, marry a girl of nobody? ” everyone doubts like this. Except Stephan himself. “Sheena, please don’t ignore me in the campus, we’re a couple indeed.” Stephan begged in a soft tone trying to not offend this girl with sparkling eyes under her black glasses. “Stephan, I know our marriage is just a smoke shell, don’t act like you love me.” Sheena smiled sincerely and innocently. “So, for your request, no way.”

"The power is forged only by bathing in the blood of fallen enemies." "Every drop of blood spilled that stains the world strengthens the path to eternity." "Return favors twofold, and resentment, betrayal, and pain a thousandfold—let them fall before you." "Make the gods tremble before you, for there is no being in heaven or earth that cannot be destroyed." "If the heavens block your path, destroy the heavens. If Buddha stands in your way, kill Buddha. As long as you are strong, your will becomes the will of the world." When I began my path to cultivation, I was instructed with these phrases. They told me this was the common Dao followed by cultivators. They said cultivation is a thorny journey with limited resources. They said for one to ascend, millions must fall. Immutable rules. A predestined fate. This was the legacy left to us by our ancestors who forged the rules of cultivation. These ancestors chose a Dao of violence and domination. But I did not accept it. I mocked it. I did not want to be part of this solitary world of violence and battles. I could not accept stepping on and massacring my brothers and sisters to become stronger. Wars. Trials. Conflicts. Betrayals. A lonely journey to become the ultimate existence. I did not want to accept it. I did not accept it. I, let me say it, I did not want to cultivate.

Top-tier technomancer Shen Yuchen dies in a tragic accident, only to be reborn as a cutting-edge AI assistant, bound to the old computer of his past self. The system issues an uncompromising task: Help his younger self become a world-renowned novelist to achieve self-redemption. But writing isn’t just about typing words—every character created is linked to a real, mystical world, and writer’s block could cause that world’s collapse. Past and future Shen Yuchen must work together, confronting life’s struggles, fate’s challenges, and the wounds buried deep in their hearts, crafting a new chapter of life through stories. But Shen Yuchen doesn’t realize—he’s not the only one given a “redemption mission.” Someone far more powerful has been watching from the shadows all along…

Title: The Chronicles of Eryndor: The Kingdoms of Ash and Light Summary: In the mystical land of Eryndor, ancient magic flows through the veins of royalty and nobles alike. The land is divided into three powerful kingdoms—Ashenfall, Luminara, and Eldrith—each ruled by a royal family bound to an ancient pact that keeps peace and order. However, beneath the surface of diplomacy and grandeur, a web of betrayal, power struggles, and dark secrets threatens to unravel the delicate balance between the kingdoms. The story follows multiple noble families, each vying for power, as they navigate alliances, feuds, and forbidden magic. Princess Celeste of Luminara, the heir to the Light Throne, discovers her unique magical abilities, which could either save or doom her kingdom. Prince Ryland of Ashenfall, a charming yet ruthless strategist, seeks to expand his kingdom's influence but finds his path blocked by a mysterious prophecy. Meanwhile, Lady Vespera of Eldrith uncovers a dangerous conspiracy within her family, and a secret that could alter the fate of all the kingdoms. As love, loyalty, and betrayal clash, each noble must choose their path—whether to embrace destiny or forge their own fate in a world where magic is as dangerous as it is powerful. The series delves into the complexities of power, family, and the sacrifices required to rule in a world where every decision could be a matter of life or death. Rich with political intrigue, magic, and deep-rooted traditions, The Chronicles of Eryndor invites readers into a world where nobility is tested, and the line between right and wrong is often blurred.

Although born of parents of which both are demons,he was a half breed,his eerie existence cloaking a prophecy of doomsday for his kind but he was born with purity. His birth was prevented yet was he begotten,with a fate of which he fought to escape from. His name is Ramses He's the origin,the end an agent of both destruction and peace. ******************** ***************** Ariane turned abruptly to leave but Ramses blocked her way. Before she could utter another word she found herself in his arms,his hand tightly wrapped around her waist She was so close that she could hear his heartbeat And with those grey eyes peering deeply into hers he whispered, "Despite you being human,not even destiny nor Fate can take you away from me".... Note: This book is in three parts. Part one:In a Demon continent bathed in lies the events occurring when Ramses was a child,an unusual being who is neither demon or human,including the Demon emperor's investigations in the murder of his wife as he fights to protect his son at all cost. Part two:Something different...years had passed with changing times,read to discover... Part three: The present day (modern times).

Steven woke up in a forest with nothing but the clothes on his back. Unsure of anything beyond his name he soon finds that this world he finds himself in is very hostile and he has to use everything within his disposal to survive. A Minecraft-inspired story Art isn't mine, if asked to remove it I shall.

Aren was born without emotions. He couldn’t feel happiness, sadness, or even loneliness. He was unable to connect with his family or surroundings; the world always felt distant to him. Yet this never seemed like a deficiency to him, because he had no concept of what it meant to feel. Over time, he grew accustomed to living with this emptiness, relying solely on his intellect to understand the emotions of others. But then, a fight changed everything. For the first time, Aren felt emotions—pleasure, wildness, and a torrent of complex feelings that made time seem to slow down. This experience both shocked and captivated him. Somehow, this new discovery felt like it had completed a missing part of him. Gradually, Aren began to realize that what had blocked his emotions was, in fact, a unique ability within himself. But what would learning to control this ability bring him? What path would he be led down as he uncovered emotions he had never experienced before?

Jason Chris is your stereotypical rich trust fund brat who only knows how to flirt around and spend money unnecessarily. However on an unfortunate night, he walks into a scene of his parents being slaughtered by a demon. Seeking revenge, he takes a deep nose dive into the hidden world of the paranormal. Armed with a century year old family heirloom; the Mystique Hunting System, join Jason as he journeys through the world of the paranormal, slaying ghosts and demons that blocks his path. . . . I retain copyright over the book cover

A massive meteor blocked the sunlight, plunging the Earth into darkness, which then allowed alien creatures to invade the planet. Amidst the destruction, Abraham, a father, must fight to protect his daughter who suffers from arthritis caused by a vitamin D deficiency. In addition to surviving the presence of mysterious creatures, Abraham must also find a way to treat his daughter’s illness in a world enveloped in darkness and full of dangerous threats.

Lize and her friends made it to West Plains to make a new home. The undead has slowly taken over the city as they settle in. She would meet new betrayals and even a friend she can rely on. Will the home sweet home be around the corner or will someone or something block her path?

When the gods left the earth, they ascended to heaven. However, there were those who stayed behind, and they came to be called dragons. In time, the souls of the humans began to desire the unlimited power that would have kept them at the top of the tower of power. So the dragons disappeared from the earth's vastness. The humans' short leash on each other destroyed the era of harmony and began a period of wars and losses. The years would pass, and it would all come to nothing. But the wave which rose in the past will some day reach the coast with the tempest. One day, while collecting herbs, the adepts found a block of ice in a cave with an unknown man chained to it. When he came to, he realised that it had been more than a year since the last time he had remembered anything. Long forgotten by everyone, he begins to search for the memories lost to time. Little by little, he became the man of whom the prophets spoke — the man who would lower the rope of the guillotine over the heads of the sinners who thought they were Gods.

She, disappointed by her own family, forced to marry a cold CEO. Him, always like a block of ice, not showing any weakness or emotions. Who'll win ? Who'll fall' first ? Author : " If you want to know the answer, then, read it ". XD

Ian was transmigrated in a world of magic. However, contrary to his expectations, he didn't awaken an overpowered cheat that made him the strongest. Instead, he awakened a skill that could considered absolute trash. [Sensory Block: You can block your opponents' senses to a certain degree.] Though, everything changed when he accidentally touched the chest of a beautiful woman. His skill leveled up and Ian's true potential was revealed! [Your latent potential skill has been unlocked.] [You have obtained a new skill!] [Adaptation Lv.1]: Gain experience points through sexual intercourse. Armed with such a skill, watch as Ian reached the very pinnacle of the world! ------- Join my patreon for free to see some NSFW Illustrations of my characters! Link: patreon.com/NightWolfX_ Join my discord - https://discord.gg/2FcH7SYE Other work: I Got an Otherworldly Dating App

A tower descends on humanity. For some, this is the end. For others, the tower is an opportunity. A team of strong humans sets on a journey to climb the tower. When the tower is finally defeated, the team is given a choice: Reset the tower and become gods who serve as administrators, or go back in time and have the tower leave Earth forever. Stella and Han want to reset the time, but the rest of the team has other ideas. Han tries to block the other members' path, but they end up throwing him and Stella over the tower's edge. When Stella and Han wake up, they find themselves unable to die and trapped in a strange dimension with hordes of demons. They vow to return and take revenge there while freeing the earth from the tower. This is a tower story, but it will be filled with twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Follow along as Stella and Han attempt to climb out of Hell. If you are the owner of the artwork displayed on the cover and wish for it to be taken down, let me know and I will do so.