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For four years, the mystery of multiple personality disorder has consumed the mind of an aspiring young scientist. What began as an academic curiosity has spiraled into a nightmare of anxiety, depression, and self-destruction. Haunted by questions with no answers and memories of a day they can’t recall—an event that turned their world upside down—they are left to grapple with a terrifying truth hidden within themselves. Their reflection in the mirror reveals a horrifying anomaly: glowing blue eyes and a force beyond their control. Each time they lose consciousness, something else awakens—an alternate. This enigmatic force brings chaos, danger, and destruction—not to them, but to everyone around them. As the protagonist struggles to uncover the truth of their fractured mind, they begin to unravel a chilling connection between their forgotten past and the dangerous entity residing within. But will they gain control of their alternate before it’s too late, or will they become a vessel for something far more sinister?

[Fishing novel, light-hearted daily life, welcome everyone to enjoy reading] Chu Mingcheng, who was nearly thirty, encountered workplace PUA. Working overtime not only meant no extra pay, but also his date for a prearranged blind date had run off. Returning to his coastal hometown to clear his mind, he unexpectedly discovered a mountain of mud shrimp on the beach and accidentally awakened a "Golden Finger." [Currently unlocked methods of capture: Hand, Fishing Rod] [Mud Shrimp, also known as Mantis Shrimp (Level 18)] [Current Experience: 0/190] [Size +19%] [Deliciousness +19%] [Capture Probability +19%] ... "Go to work? That's just wasting my life." "Date me? Beauty, I only fish, I don't raise fish!" Conquering the ocean, fishing for crocodiles, venturing into the Amazon; wherever there's water, there's the figure of Chu Mingcheng.

[New Release: The Heaven-Sent Little Cutie: Superstar God, Endless Pampering] Sold into a wealthy family by her father, she married a rich young man with a severe illness. For five years, she tended to her bedridden husband, handling everything from eating and drinking to relieving himself. One day, she shockingly discovered that her supposedly dying husband, Yecen, was exercising in the dead of night. "Didn't the doctor say you were about to die?" The man wrapped his arms around her slim waist, with a smile that wasn't quite a smile, "What? Do you wish that much for your husband to pass away?" With that, he sealed her lips with a kiss! My goodness, what kind of sickly young master is this? His physical strength is even greater than that of nine bulls!

In a world where strength rules and cultivation decides one’s destiny, Lu Tian had perfected the art of doing nothing. Nicknamed the “Salted Fish King” by his peers, he spent his days napping under the sun, avoiding responsibilities, and ignoring his unrealized potential. Everything changed when the Myriad Astral Guide System awakened. “Host detected. Task: Cultivate or perish!” “Wait, what? Work? Can’t I just sleep a little longer?” Forced to complete grueling tasks, tame powerful beasts, and rise through the ranks, Lu Tian’s peaceful days crumble into chaos. But as the system pushes him to become stronger, the world begins to see a side of him they never expected. “Lu Tian… he’s at the bottom of the class? How is he defeating a Gold Core expert?!” “Is that another celestial beast following him? Where did he find it?” Behind his laziness lies unmatched talent. Behind his unwilling hands lies unimaginable power. As challenges mount and enemies close in, Lu Tian must abandon his salted-fish dreams and rise to claim his place at the top. This is the story of an idle genius forced into greatness, where every step shakes the world and leaves everyone speechless!

In the shadowy streets of a rainy city, Sara Grey, a quiet barista and aspiring artist, is drawn into a mysterious encounter with a woman whose presence stirs something deep within her. As Sara’s life unfolds with emotional turbulence and artistic dreams, the enigmatic woman’s cryptic warning—"Keep your eyes open"—haunts her every step. Unbeknownst to Sara, the woman, Elizabeth Rivers, hides a dark past, one tied to a deadly secret that could unravel everything Sara thought she knew about herself and the world around her. As their paths cross in unexpected ways, Sara must navigate a growing connection that threatens to pull her into a web of deception, revenge, and danger. In a world where nothing is as it seems, Sara must confront the echoes of the past—and decide whether to trust the mysterious stranger who has already begun to change her life.

The Girlies are four friends who work and struggle together they're wealthy but their networth still don't match their wants #THEGIRLIES coming soon......

Have you ever wondered what its like to be in a world where no one really loves you?, where no one really cares?. Ninni didn't but now she has to.....

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Twenty-one-year-old Ryder Callahan is a misunderstood high school dropout with a reputation for being a delinquent. Getting suspended countless times from high school and, in the end, just dropping out. The only things that seem to interest him are smoking and knitting, a hobby he picked up from his late grandmother. Despite his rough outer shell, Ryder is loyal to his family and helpful around the house (when he isn't high), qualities that his mother loves and the only reason his parents haven't kicked him out yet. One day, Ryder finds himself in a situation where, while indulging in his usual routine of smoking and knitting in a secluded corner of a park near his house, he sees a brutal altercation between rival gangs that leaves him confused as fuck. Little does he know, his presence didn’t go unnoticed. Dominic Caruso, the notorious mafia boss known for his ruthless killings and feared reputation, catches wind of Ryder's witness to the crime. Initially angered by the potential threat to his whole way of life, Dom's curiosity is piqued when he learns more about the young man. Despite the empire he has built himself into, Dom is intrigued by Ryder’s indifference to the danger he's stumbled upon and his unconventional hobbies, and he can't get enough. He wants him. He needs him. And he's going to get him one way or another. This is I can't move on by yours, truly.

Who would think he get reincarnated as a fish now he has to try to get the affection of the 5 Prince to survive.

cậu là 1 chàng trai bị tự kỉ nhưng đã gặp được cô và cô cũng là người giúp cậu tốt lên và chữa khỏi bệnh cho cậu, có một vài lí do nên 2 người xa nhau.nhưng sau đó 2 người đã gặp lại và yêu nhau.sống cũng nhau và sinh 2 đứa bé đáng yêu và cũng nhau đi hết cuộc đời còn lại

Sophie and James, are trapped in a gang-controlled neighborhood. While James endures daily harassment and intimidation, Sophie decides to protect her husband, so she confronts Trey, the gang's charismatic and ruthless leader. Trey offers Sophie a Job for James's safety-but at a price she never expected. As Sophie steps deeper into Trey's dangerous world, she discovers that his intentions go far beyond what she imagined. Torn between loyalty to James and an irresistible pull toward Trey, Sophie faces a choice that could change everything.

Don't Mess with the Boss In a vibrant, fast-paced city brimming with skyscrapers, neon lights, and secrets, Sarah thought she had her life under control. A carefree, no-nonsense woman from Earth, she lived by her own rules—until the mysterious "System" showed up and turned everything upside down. Wiping her memories and rewriting her past, the System threw Sarah into a mission she never asked for: prevent villains from rising by interfering in their lives before it’s too late. Now, Sarah’s a "boss" with an unconventional job—adopting and mentoring people who teeter on the edge of heroism or villainy. First on her chaotic to-do list? A pair of polar opposites: Leon, a headstrong boy destined to be a hero, and Eren, a brooding genius whose path to villainy seems inevitable. Juggling her day job, parental duties, and cryptic tasks from the System, Sarah is forced to navigate a modern world of high-stakes drama, complex emotions, and moral gray areas. But as Sarah dives deeper, cracks in the System’s story begin to show. What is the System really after? Why does it seem so intent on keeping Sarah in the dark? And most importantly, is she just a pawn in a larger game? With her sharp tongue, fierce independence, and a knack for turning chaos into opportunity, Sarah’s determined to take charge—of her tasks, her newfound "family," and even the System itself. Because one thing is clear: no one messes with the boss. Don't Mess with the Boss is a modern, action-packed story full of humor, heart, and a fresh take on the battle between good and evil. It's about finding redemption, challenging fate, and learning that even villains deserve a second chance.

Sam, a boy with the power to scan a woman's personality embarks on an adventure to hunt sluts inside a console full of games of manliness. In the games, he will play various sports and compete in many challenges. A/N The chapters here will be very short

Nang dahil sa isang t-back na nakita ni Misis sa kaniyang pants ay pinalayas at iniwan siya ng kaniyang asawa. Wala siyang kaalam-alam na ang may-ari ng T-back na iyon na siyang sumira sa relasyon nilang mag-asawa ay ang kumare niya.

TW: Sùicidal thoughts, language, drùgs, smoking, death, sèx. -Not recommended for younger audiences- hope y’all enjoy

Alexander Frederick, a normal highschool guy trying to work with life. and after a painful twist he lost his closest friend to a secret organisation called "Selflaw" he lost control completely and wiped out the entire "selflaw", an antimilitary organisation feared even by the mighty captains of the four main military branches: the eastern branch "fang regiment" the western branch "falcon regiment", the northern branch "Beast regiment" which is the most feared their captain is said to possess unrivaled physical strength and and he's also feared because of his beastly ways in the battlefield. and finally the southern branch: fox regiment known for their tactical ways of attaining victory. all that doesn't matter to him as he's uninterested in power struggles, he's born with an unusual strength and can beat a captain if he gets serious. the worst part is when he got blamed for his companion's murder, which increased his ruthless slaughtering of the "selflaw" organisation, and it's allies. after a satisfying vergence he acknowledged her love Even though it's late he ended his life wishing things had went differently... Surprisingly Waking up to total darkness without a body before trying to make sense of anything, A voice resounded in total nothingness, for a second he thought it was a judgement passed by God but it was far too deep to belong to a holy being like God. after what felt like eternity he saw light again and found himself in an unfamiliar environment. "What's going on?, I feel so fussy" he said rubbing his forehead in confusion.

“It’s Duke Raymond, oh my god he looks so handsome in white!!” a lady exclaimed. Just hearing this warning bell Eloise, peered to the right. A beautiful man dressed completely in white tux walked confidently into the ballroom. His black eyes wandered amongst the crowd, searching for a certain someone. {‘Why is he here!!’} Eloise bit her lips anxiously. {‘Either way, lets run before he catches me,’} she pulled up her fluffy ruffle skirt to her knees and ran like the wind. All of a sudden she felt her skirt being pulled from behind. “How audacious of you to pull a lady’s skirt,” she shouted and pulled without taking a glance back. “My, my, I think I stepped on a cockroach, what shall I do? Shall I roast it for tainting my shoes or should I chop its head off,” a hoarse voice jokingly said from behind. {‘Shit, I’m dead,’} she glanced back in slow motion. “This..... My lord, can you let go of my skirt,” she pointed to his foot that was firmly stepping on the bottom of her skirt. “Why not, I am just expressing my emotions to the lady who expressed ardent feeling to me in her letters,” he said with a smug smirk. The crowd gasped. “She wrote him a love letter!! That shameless wrench,” some lady shouted out loud. Hearing this, Eloise’s eyelid twitched, “sir... no, Lord, I think you misunderstood. I was only expressing my heartfelt gratitude with my ‘thank you’ letter,” she enunciated each word. The duke chuckled. “Oh is that so,” he strode closer having a tight grip on her skirt, “are the words bat-shit-bastard, ring a bell. I read it in your letter,” Eloise gritted her teeth, {‘so you plan to use my word against me, huh? We’ll see who wins,’} she stepped to his side, showing her back to the entire crowd. “MY LORD! Where are you touching me?!” Suddenly she shouted, gasping her bosom. “How audacious of you. I RESPECTED YOU SIR!! How could you do this,” she screamed and ran away while he was frozen in shock. The entire ball room was in disarray. “Lord Raymond is a pervert!!”

T and T twist and turns Did you ever hear that you shouldn’t wake those people up who is trying to sleep cuz if you did it will be your end........ Not gonna say anything else since it can be spoiler read the whole story to know :)

"I don't love you, I never will,"He said.Never in my world had I imagined this would be my fate to love and not be loved and why would I care he was a prince I was a nobody.

Sol Kang, tricked by the System into believing it would reveal his favorite manga's ending as a reward for possessing the minor villain in the novel he transmigrated to, found himself in the middle of the storm. That damned System wants him to collect the future Disasters like P*kemons after lying to him!

Reincarnation of predatory plants: starting with being a parasite on the heroine’s body One day, Yaming participated in the new and exciting Desire Grand Prix from another world. [Winning Conditions: Whoever can turn the strongest and most arrogant princess into an exclusive doll will gain victory in the Grand Prix.] Well, that's nothing, but the problem is that the identity assigned to Yaming... is actually a predatory plant! Compared to the identities assigned to the other contestants, such as Brave Man, Prince of a Neighboring Country, and Noble Young Master, the predatory plant in the cave looked extremely weak and pitiful. However... When the plant finally controlled the princess to beat all the contestants, everyone's expressions were stunned! Why do we, all children of fate... lose to a plant? 30 chapters ahead on patreon patreon.com/Hana_Chan1 And if you want to support me with a tip go to my kofi, I'll be grateful ko-fi.com/hana_chan1 And this is my discord if you want to discuss about the story https://discord.com/invite/KzRWHga6rz

Lin Xuan opened his eyes as a baby. he was born prematurely and became the weakest child in the family. The eldest sister Lin Rou is a rising star in martial art and was born with extraordinary talents, the second brother Lin wu is a genius weapon master with an amazing IQ, and the third sister Lin lu is a mysterious scholar who is enlightened by everything. What of baby Lin xuan? he is just a weak, pitiful and helpless welp..... Fortunately not long after his birth, he discovered that he possessed an evolutionary panel which helps him grow indefinitely: from [Nutritional absorption] to [Absolute devouring] on the material level, from [Toddler learning step] to [High-dimensional walking] that transcends time and space, from [carbon based body] to [invincible varjra physique]..... when flesh and arms clash, the old world and the present are intertwined! in this crisis-ridden world, Lin xuan just wants to see where the limits of evolution lie, and enjoy the scenery along the way. I'll try my best to update at least three chapters a week until my exams I also need a suitable cover for the book please

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