Messed Up Jokes About Orphans

Anastasia Isabela Araneta Gutierrez was born with everything—wealth, pedigree, and a name that opens every door. Her family owns an Empire built on elegance. But despite the power in her bloodline, she moves through life quietly, graceful, untouchable, and always just out of reach. While her brother dominates global headlines, Anastasia keeps her world small. She rides horses, not red carpets. Wins medals, not applause. And in every victory, she remains unreadable, a girl who never flinches, never folds, and never asks for more. Because the truth is, she’s used to being second. Second in attention. Second in love. Second in everything. But cold doesn’t mean careless. And quiet doesn’t mean weak. She’s not here to prove anything. She just wants to be seen for who she is, not who she isn’t.

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

There was a turtle here, He was a bandit! A robber! A shameless scoundrel! Don't mess with him!

A single moment of hesitation shattered their first love—Yoon Jae-ha, unable to express his true feelings, and Han Hye-won, who did her best to avoid him. One day, both of their lives came to a sudden, tragic end. But fate offers them a second chance. “You have no choice but to turn back time. For exactly 49 days.” “Is there a small regret or mistake you wish you could undo?” In that moment, both of them were reminded of 'that' memory—their clumsy, awkward first kiss. From that day forward, their relationship fell apart completely. “It seems the two of you have the same thing in mind.” For 49 days, they are sent back in time—to that moment—to rewrite the past. But things don’t go quite as planned. They wake up in the past, only to realize they’ve swapped bodies—and they're both 19 years old again. “You’re the one who said we could never be more than friends. But now? What’s this supposed to mean?” “You’re a woman to me. I’m not doing this ‘just friends’ thing.” A chaotic, time-travel romance between two switched souls! Hye-won, quirky but loveable, and Jae-ha, quiet but dangerously possessive, find their feelings for each other deepening. As unexpected people entangle themselves in their fate, the lines between past and present blur. When the 49 days are up… 'Can this love finally come true?' __________✧⁠⑅⁠˖⁠♡｡ﾟ∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠°↝⁠^⁠.⁠_⁠.⁠^___________________ My other works: "I became the Beast Duke's wife" on transcendentaltls .com (ongoing) ~ "Cat Kiss" on novelishuniversetransaltions .com (new)

Don't Mess with the Boss In a vibrant, fast-paced city brimming with skyscrapers, neon lights, and secrets, Sarah thought she had her life under control. A carefree, no-nonsense woman from Earth, she lived by her own rules—until the mysterious "System" showed up and turned everything upside down. Wiping her memories and rewriting her past, the System threw Sarah into a mission she never asked for: prevent villains from rising by interfering in their lives before it’s too late. Now, Sarah’s a "boss" with an unconventional job—adopting and mentoring people who teeter on the edge of heroism or villainy. First on her chaotic to-do list? A pair of polar opposites: Leon, a headstrong boy destined to be a hero, and Eren, a brooding genius whose path to villainy seems inevitable. Juggling her day job, parental duties, and cryptic tasks from the System, Sarah is forced to navigate a modern world of high-stakes drama, complex emotions, and moral gray areas. But as Sarah dives deeper, cracks in the System’s story begin to show. What is the System really after? Why does it seem so intent on keeping Sarah in the dark? And most importantly, is she just a pawn in a larger game? With her sharp tongue, fierce independence, and a knack for turning chaos into opportunity, Sarah’s determined to take charge—of her tasks, her newfound "family," and even the System itself. Because one thing is clear: no one messes with the boss. Don't Mess with the Boss is a modern, action-packed story full of humor, heart, and a fresh take on the battle between good and evil. It's about finding redemption, challenging fate, and learning that even villains deserve a second chance.

A famous boy band “Maknae’s”of five rebellious boys is hard to manage by anyone they need a new manager,”Jang jan soo” is a jobless girl who wants a job so badly, she is a gamer, and is less qualified however,she manages to get her hands on this job,but has a horrible first encounter with the leader of maknae’s,will she be able to make it?

A generic Fanfiction story with a multiverse travel into other anime works! -(N.B: I don't own any characters in this fanfic besides my OC) -Note: the cover is not mine, found it on google.

Chris has just stepped into adulthood, but the fantasies in his head are far from innocent. Surrounded by seductive women, tight gym clothes, and the sweet scent of forbidden temptation, he's discovering that age is just a number—especially when it comes to the delicious Mrs. Jensen. She's his mom's friend. Gorgeous, curvy, and way out of his league—or so he thought. One accidental touch, one long stare, one too-close hug... and suddenly, Chris finds himself on a path where lust burns hotter than the summer sun, and the line between fantasy and reality begins to blur.

When science tore open the sky, magic bled through the cracks. In World A, Earth, powered by machines and reason, scientists sought a new energy source-limitless, clean, and revolutionary. In World B, Altherea, ruled by spellcraft and prophecy, mages invoked ancient rites to summon legendary heroes to face the growing threat of the Demon Kings' Council. But no one foresaw the consequence. A catastrophic experiment and a forbidden summoning collided at a forgotten orphanage built close to a dormant leyline. Worlds merged. Realities bled into each other. And monsters-true monsters-poured into a world unprepared for them. To the governments of World A, the orphanage was collateral damage. To the mages of World B, it was a failed ritual. To Allen, a nameless orphan among the survival of the dead, it was betrayal. Now fueled by vengeance against both the world that birthed him and the world that broke him, Allen is something neither side understands Not hero. Not chosen. Just someone with nothing left to lose.

Welcome to CORE1 of the planet COR. This is a place where the amateur players from Earth train themselves as a Hunter or a rich people who wants to take a vacation since this place was the most visited places with beautiful scenery and the advance technology. I hope you're enjoying staying here and start up your life to the fullest!

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

"He comes… the orphan, cradled in the shadow of Heaven, born beneath the choking veil. The Seeker… ah, the curious fool who dares hunt justice in a world long starved of it. And lo—when the Spark is stirred—oh, when the ancient current coils and arcs once more—what then? Shall the world shatter in its final breath? Or surge anew in thunder and light? A reckoning... a revelation... or the ruination of all. The Vestige shall surge, and all truth shall scream in its charge." "Heehee... ah—ha... AH-HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAA—!" Thus spoke the last of the Prophets… before time claimed his mind and madness took his tongue.

The Blueblood Pack has made Helen Kyle, an orphaned omega, invisible, broken, and the target of taunts her whole life. However, she experiences the harshest rejection of all when her destiny collides with that of the formidable Alpha, Scott Draven, and she is rejected as his predestined mate. With rejection and betrayal as her only companions, Helen fights to survive in a society that has always denigrated her. But when deadly secrets about the pack and her background come to light, everything changes. With his dark past weighing on him, Scott concludes that Helen is more than simply an omega; she holds the key to rescuing not only the pack but also himself. Helen must rise from the ashes to take her due place as Luna in a world where love is hazardous, betrayal is inevitable, and allegiance changes frequently. She might not be able to afford the price of happiness, though. Will she be able to fight back and protect the pack that never gave her a second thought? Will the scars left by rejection be healed by love? Or will everything be destroyed by the shadows of power and betrayal?

Yuna Castellano, a 17-year-old high school transfer, is a clumsy, carefree teenager with an unexpected secret: she's a talented songwriter for big-name celebrities. After moving to a small town, she discovers her new school's band is more about good intentions than actual talent. Reluctantly dragged into their chaotic attempts to become school stars, Yuna juggles her secret songwriting career with her disastrous school life, all while avoiding responsibility and bad luck at every turn. Can she keep her secret and help the band, or will her mishaps catch up to her?

Thorne lost everything the night his mother was killed and his sister was taken by a devout man. She possesses the rare Light trait, a gift the Church reveres as divine. Left behind, Thorne had only his grief, his fury, and a forbidden Shadow trait beginning to stir within him. In a world where magic runs through everyone’s veins, Thorne claws his way up from the slums into the core of a war-hungry nation. Under the guidance of a hardened general, he learns to fight, to endure, and ultimately to defy the very system that destroyed his family. His sister became their icon. He’ll become their reckoning.

Eight years of intense training with a mysterious white-haired woman? Check. A dramatic encounter with a gorgeous Saint who made his heart skip a beat? Also check. Entrance exam to a magic academy full of weirdos? Pfft… should be easy, right? Ren just wants a peaceful life—graduate from the academy and maybe—just maybe—avoid getting caught up in world-ending nonsense. But life said, “Nah, bro. You’re the main character.” Now he's stuck dealing with a Saint who’s hiding secrets, a pretty boy prince from another world who’s acting like he read the game script, and ridiculously powerful girls who keep showing up for some reason. The world might be ending, but hey—at least the academy cafeteria serves free lunch.

Facts about the story--STORY ABOUT MY IMAGINATION

“Oh, so now Valerie’s sent you to do her dirty work, huh? How pathetic. She’s got you dancing on a string, and you’re just a mindless puppet eager to please her. Newsflash, Chris, you’re nothing but a doormat for her to wipe her feet on. And I’ve heard you’re treating her like your personal trophy, polishing her ego and feeding her insecurities. How cute. Take my leftovers brother, go ahead. You’re welcome to the trash I’ve discarded. Enjoy being her second-hand man, her Plan B, her consolation prize." As soon as the words left Chase’s lips, Chris’ face turned beet red with rage. His eyes bulged, and his massive fists clenched into deadly weapons... "Sassy Orphan and the Twin CEOs" is a romantic tale of twin billionaires who held nothing but intense hatred for each other due to deed-rooted family misunderstandings. Their lives get more complicated with Valerie, a feisty beauty. One twin fathers her child, while the other twin harbors secret love for her, sparking drama and tension in their lives.

If your going to read this this book was made as a joke In a humble village beneath the majestic Flower’d Mount, there liveth a youth named Dragon Fire Strong, blessed with the fiery breath of dragons yet cursed with sneeze most tumultuous. Upon a morn serene, he doth receive a charge from a mystical blade arisen from the shimmering river—an urgent quest to seek the secret rice, the very heart and soul of the sacred soup that nourisheth the world’s harmony. Without this enchanted grain, chaos shall descend, the skies shall crumble like shattered pancakes, and monstrous fiends shall arise to devour the noses of the innocent. Armed with valor, a mighty sword, and an unyielding spirit, Dragon Fire Strong embarks upon a most peculiar and sneeze-laden odyssey. Guided by riddling allies and ancient wisdom, he must venture through whispering forests and face fearsome beasts, all to preserve the sacred broth and protect the noodle realm from utter ruin. Thus beginneth the epic, awkward, and oft sneezy journey of one boy’s fight to save all that is tasty and dear.

When college student Heather returns to her childhood sanctuary—her aunt's house—she never expects to find herself caught in a whirlwind of emotions. Tasked with caring for her aunt's newborn, she's transported back to the summers of her youth, where laughter and secrets filled the halls. But what she didn't anticipate was the rekindling of an old flame: her childhood best friend, now a renowned singer. As Heather and her childhood confidant navigate the complexities of adulthood, their undeniable chemistry simmers beneath the surface. Yet, fate has other plans. A new suitor captures Heather's heart, leading her into a relationship that feels right but lacks the spark of true connection. When circumstances tear Heather and her childhood friend apart, misunderstandings and heartache follow. Years pass, and destiny reunites them at a wedding. But the joy of reunion turns to shock when Rhys discovers Heather harbors a secret: amnesia has stolen her memories, replacing them with a life he never imagined. Engaged to another, with children of her own, Heather seems lost to him forever. As they confront the painful truths of their past and the bittersweet reality of their present, Heather and Rhys must decide if love can transcend the boundaries of time, memory, and circumstance. Will they reclaim what was lost, or will they be forever bound by the threads of fate?

Love is not something Sarah believes in. Her world is pretty simple - kill or be killed... Sarah Zlo is a 17 years old serial killer whose one and only aim is to kill those she is paid to. But one day she meets an obstacle and ends up with Zack Dobro, a FBI agent, as her target. What is going to happen when those two meet each other? Time will show itself...