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I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

In a world transformed by the arrival of mana, Earth is no longer the domain of humanity alone. Magical beasts and three powerful humanoid species have claimed vast territories, forcing humanity into fortified cities protected by mana-infused barriers. The hope for survival lies with the awakened—those blessed with magical classes and the ability to wield mana. Victor Revenant, a hilarious and self-deprecating 16-year-old, has spent his life dreaming of joining their ranks. But on the day of his Awakening Test, his dreams are shattered. Like countless others, he fails to awaken, destined to remain ordinary in a world where mediocrity means irrelevance. Just as Victor hits rock bottom, his father gifts him a VRMMORPG game, Ascendant Realms: Cultivation Chronicles, as a consolation prize. The game promises an immersive cultivation experience, complete with mystical techniques, powerful bloodlines, and the journey to ascend to godhood. But when Victor logs in as his in-game persona, Fang Chen, he discovers something incredible: the cultivation techniques he learns in the game begin to manifest in the real world. Armed with the Primordial Chaos Constitution and the legendary Void Emperor Bloodline, Victor embarks on a dual journey—mastering the game’s cultivation system while using his newfound abilities to change his fate in the real world. What begins as an escape from his failures turns into a chance to rewrite his destiny. But Victor quickly learns that his unique ability may make him more than just an anomaly—it may make him a target...

In my previous life, I joined a gang and became the most notorious fighter who killed my enemies with knives. Then I died and got reincarnated. In this life with magic and monster, I have the talent to be both a magician and a warrior. Using the two classes, I will become the strongest. Maybe. I will try a bit in looking for the reason why I got reincarnated here as well. Because I know that it was my master who taught me how to kill in my past life who reincarnated me into this world.

What happens when a BL fangirl wakes up smack in the middle of her favourite BL story? Naturally, you'd expect her to fangirl from the sidelines, cheering for the MCs like the dedicated shipper she is. But plot twist—she’s now a guy. And not just any guy—a ridiculously handsome guy! After spending an embarrassing amount of time winking at her own reflection and flexing muscles she never had before, she decides, “Why just watch the romance when you can be the romance?” Armed with good looks, charm, and way too much insider knowledge of every trope imaginable, she sets out to conquer every character in the story, including the MC she used to fangirl over. But wait… Does this make her gay? Or straight? Or just hopelessly in love with her own fictional fantasy? Frankly, she’s too busy causing chaos (and enjoying it) to care. PS: There is smut, and its reverse harem :3

A decorated Air Force pilot, 34 years old, meets an untimely demise—only to awaken in a war-torn fantasy medieval world. Now inhabiting the body of Mechal, the second son of a baron, he finds himself recovering from a near-fatal injury orchestrated by his own elder brother. But while the old Mechal might have been consumed by reckless fury, the new Mechal is different—calculating, patient, and ready to play the long game. When a rebellion unexpectedly shakes the kingdom, Mechal seizes the opportunity to carve his place in history. With a sharp mind, battlefield tactics, and an understanding of human nature, he navigates the treacherous world of nobility, rising from an overlooked second son to a powerful force. Through cunning strategy and ruthless ambition, he secures victories, earns a title, and claims land of his own—laying the foundation for a rule unlike any other. But the world of nobility is a den of vipers. Political intrigue, backstabbing aristocrats, kingdom-wide conflicts, and the ever-present shadow of war loom over him. As he builds his domain, he must outmaneuver rivals, forge alliances, and solidify his power—because in this world, only the strong survive. Inspired by the noble struggles of the Holy Roman Empire, this story weaves war, politics, trade, and ambition into a gripping tale of power and strategy. Watch as an upstart reshapes the fate of a kingdom, one calculated move at a time.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Please note that this work of fiction is not safe for work (NSFW). It contains words, scenes, and phrases not suitable for audiences below 18. Be aware. —All the characters here are 18 and above— Synopsis Okumura Kouhei is in love with Saonji Hina, but she’s as cold as ice and doesn’t let anyone get close—she's like a flower that’s impossible to reach. However, everything changes when Kouhei uncovers a secret about Hina that turns his world upside down. To make matters even more complicated, members of the student council decide to get involved, adding to the chaos swirling around him. And let’s not forget about his neighbor next door, who seems to have her own agenda. What will happen to Kouhei now that he’s stumbled upon something he wasn’t meant to discover as a mere human? *** Join the discord! https://discord.gg/gt4CDGkpEM

In a world where stories are written in blood and roses have venomous thorns, Jack Thorne—a reclusive thirty-year-old who once found solace only in books—awakens as Riven, the ill-fated butler of Evangeline Vossaire, a lethally captivating villainess destined to die betrayed and forgotten. But Jack remembers her story—every plot twist, every enemy, every tragic end—and he’s determined to rewrite it. Armed with modern knowledge and a heart scarred by loneliness, Jack navigates a gilded world of masquerades, poisoned politics, and whispered threats. Yet the more he unravels Evangeline’s secrets—her buried vulnerability, her razor-sharp wit, the ghosts of her past—the harder it becomes to see her as the monster the novel painted. Torn between survival and the dangerous pull of empathy, Jack must outwit enemies who know his truth: that he’s an outsider with the power to change fate. But in a realm where trust is a knife and love is a weakness, can a man who hid from life become the one thing a villainess was never meant to have—a reason to hope? The Thorned Rose of House Vossaire is a sweeping tale of redemption, forbidden chemistry, and the fragile beauty of second chances. Perfect for fans of Bridgerton’s dark allure, The Cruel Prince’s intricate schemes, and the quiet power of The House in the Cerulean Sea. Here, love doesn’t soften edges—it sharpens them.

Tian Shen, an ordinary boy reborn in a cultivation world after a fatal accident, expects the classic tale of acquiring incredible powers. However ... [source of knowledge activated] [Identity: the origin of darkness/nothingness-the origin of knowledge-one of the three true omnipotent beings] [Ability: Reality Manipulation - Dimensional Manipulation - Immortality - Soul Manipulation - Telekinesis - Telepathy -Teleport- Annihilation - Life and Death Manipulation - infinite Speed ​​- Time Travel - Omniscient - Dream Into Reality - Fate Manipulation - Time Manipulation - Space Manipulation - Creation of concept - Annihilation of the concept - infinite persistence - omnipresent - Limitless energy - ] [Notice your strength cannot be measured by cultivation] how can he have a journey to reaching the peak of power when he is already beyond the peak? Well then, it's better to find a wife than not to be alone at least! ~ Discord : https://discord.gg/HWttWX9N

Read the complete synopsis before reading the novel. ---- An ordinary guy was thinking of confessing his love to a girl at the end of summer break, but he died before he could confess. He reincarnates into a new world and realizes he is in the world of the game he played. The game was a bit complex, with lots of choices and twists, but in simple words, it had a protagonist and five heroines. Making the correct choices would keep all heroines alive and end up with the protagonist, while incorrect choices would lead to the death of the heroine. The person responsible for killing the heroine if the player makes the incorrect choice is Akechi Ryuki, the best friend of the protagonist. Now, our normal guy possesses Akechi Ryuki. What is he going to do? Will he do the same as the real Akechi Ryuki would do? Or will he do something even worse? Or will he ignore them? ---- MC is a good person, but he has many perverted fetishes and fantasies, which he will make heroines fulfill since heroines also have such fetishes. Also, not all women in the novel are for the MC. The MC already had his harem, while other characters also have theirs. If you are reading the novel, don't complain about MC's not making moves or stealing others' harems. MC has his harem, and he doesn't want it anymore. ---- Read the tags below before reading the novel. Later, don't complain about why I did that. Tags: Anal, BDSM, Blackmail, Corruption, Cosplay, Drugs, Exhibitionism, Footjob, Group Sex (Only Mc and other women), Handjob, Humiliation, Lactation, Lesbian, Masturbation, Milf, Multiple penetration (With Toys), Oral Sex, Pregnancy, Ra*e, Romance, Sex Toys, Sex Slave, Sleep Sex, Spanking, Stripping, Teasing, Teacher.

Kazuma and Masako are a loving married couple who run a successful indie game development studio from their cozy home. After leaving the corporate world behind, they poured their hearts into creating hit games like Mori Journey, Exaslia, and their biggest success yet, Mori Adventure. Despite their professional success, the real magic lies in their personal relationship—a mix of playful teasing, deep affection, and unwavering support. Through late-night coding marathons, romantic anniversaries, unexpected livestream mishaps, and wholesome surprises, Kazuma and Masako navigate the challenges of both game development and marriage. Kazuma is the steady, hardworking coder, while Masako is the lively, creative artist with a penchant for mischief and teasing her husband. Together, they bring out the best in each other, blending love and laughter into their daily lives. From heart-melting romantic moments to hilarious hijinks, their story captures the highs and lows of balancing love, work, and dreams. Whether they’re surprising each other with heartfelt gifts, overcoming obstacles in game launches, or simply sharing quiet moments together, Kazuma and Masako prove that life is truly a game best played with your partner by your side. Their journey is a heartwarming tale of love, passion, and the joy of building worlds—both virtual and real—together. [3-4 chapters a week]

Jay, a young hunter, has spent his entire life in a world where dungeons, monsters, and people with level-based abilities are an everyday reality. Upon turning 20, he gains a rare skill—one that lets him take abilities from the creatures he defeats. Unlike others who are limited to a fixed set of powers, Jay keeps evolving with each battle. As he navigates this ever-changing world, he uncovers secrets about his extraordinary ability and the hidden dangers lurking beneath the surface—dangers that most have long since ignored.

In a world filled with terror and bloodshed, Do you even have a chance or blessings to survive? *** Kazuto Swain, a 17 year old highschool student living his life was suddenly cut short where he finds himself transported in a world war era where guns and magic are used to wage wars. In a world consumed by everlasting conflict and death there must be more than just politics. Would he survive and be granted blessings from the Gods, or would the war consume his insanity and will to live?

Alastair Carter is a 27-year-old marketing and management teacher like many others around the world. Well... maybe besides the fact that he teaches some of that world's prodigies, but it's just a small detail. Even though he loves fantasy novels, he has never expected getting sucked into a fantasy world himself. I mean, who does? Follow Alastair and find out how he will deal with this predicament. Will he be nominated as a hero? Will he save the world in crisis or focus on looking for a way back to Earth? Or perhaps, will he settle down and live peacefully? This is the beginning of a great tale... ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Chapter Ero-meter: [ * ] - A bit of explicit content [ * * ] - Around half a chapter of lewds [ * * * ] - WAIT?! IT'S ALL F***ING LEWDS?! Main release day: Monday. What to expect: Some light management, a status system in the background, some slavery, wholesome lewding centered around the MC, a slice of life story and loads of lovely monster girls. What NOT to expect: Depictions of rape, mindbreak or abusive mind control, NTR, heavy sexual abuse and other heavy stuff. The title is not a "bait", but please don't expect fully devoted "hot" chapters every other release. It all depends on the flow of the story (which is still a Slice of Life) and might come to a moment where stuff may happen often, but not all the time. Socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Saileri Discord Community: https://discord.gg/uPjt6DJ

[Warning: R-18 Content] "What do you mean I can't hit 1 million subs before the end of this winter? Are you serious?" "If you're not donating, you're basically freeloading, guys." "Imagine not being a subscriber… couldn't be me." "Can we get some Fs in the chat for these noobs who can't keep up?" Reborn in a land of swords and magic called Oceros, Dilhan, a former streamer from a strange world called Earth, decided to make a living by streaming since that was the only thing he knew how to do. But this land, Oceros, was a world of a Souls-like action RPG game called "Blighted" that Dilhan had played before he died on Earth after exploding a nerve while stuck on the same boss for an entire day. Despite all of this he decided to live a normal life as a streamer but what was this? Instead of building a channel and gaining fame, he began attracting crazy followers and insane women seeking his "bodily blessings." People started treating him like a god and treating him like some kind of a messiah, while others labelled him a heretic and attempted to kill him. Did he understand all of this when he decided to hit that "Start Streaming" button? This is Dilhan's journey to become the first streamer in the land of Oceros, a world plagued by a being known as the Harbinger. Will he become the first streamer in this world, or will he become something more to its people? *** Author's Note: —This story has R-18 elements to it, but no netorare (NTR), or Yuri(Lesbian). —This story is a work of fiction and all the character names, locations, ages, and events depicted are purely the product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real-world events or locations, is entirely coincidental. —18+ chapters will be marked. Disclaimer:- Some of the illustrations are not mine, so if you want me to remove them please contact me via Discord. Join the Discord for Illustrations and updates:- https://discord.gg/kHNVDfBTJr Hope you enjoy this work! Thank you for reading as always:)

This is a story of a boy named Alex who gets be incarnated in a world with zombies magic and advanced technology. though this may seem like any ordinary reincarnation novel it is far from ordinary I can guarantee you because I am not ordinary. she may or may not have lovers I do not know yet however he will get revenge and he will definitely he beating up some really horrible people. His reincarnation is not ordinary either he meets a goddess and she gives him a choice of powers and weapons that he wishes to have. I would like to hear your ideas of what the story should evolve into and different topics I should add. I would also like you to be any other books that I write because this one is a test and you ideas will most likely be included in my other books. Alex is just an ordinary boy when one day he gets killed by a truck falling from space. He is the incarnated after meeting a goddess into a world with a zombie apocalypse going on. but they also have magic and advanced technology. Follow him as he grows to become stronger and weeds out the horrible people in the world have taken advantage of their power.

--WSA 2025 Entry-- Mallory, the illegitimate daughter of a nobleman, has been shrouded in misfortune since birth. Abandoned by her mother and discarded by her father, she's forced to survive on the dangerous streets of Lurris Kingdom. For years, she's scrounged for food and avoided danger, until she trains a pack of stray dogs to beg from nobles. Mallory's luck seems to change when she obtains a gold coin, enough to sustain her for a year. However, this newfound fortune becomes the catalyst for her downfall. {Congratulations! You've awakened an unlucky system} A voice echoed in her head as she drew her last breath —— However, fate has a lot stored for her when she finds herself in another world and has awakened a mysterious system. Mallory is now reincarnated as Celina in a fantasy world as the only human with unlimited power and new friends to protect. {Name: Celina Sawyer} {Title: Enemies of humans} "Humans? Maybe I can get exact my revenge!" She swore to herself. Celina finds out there is a way to go to the human world. Now it's time to get her revenge!

This is the tale of a girl who discovered they were no longer just a regular person when they awoke one morning. I mean waking up with wings, fangs, and fireproof skin wasn’t exactly on my to-do list. Suddenly, I’m breaking doorknobs, eating enough ramen to shock the shop owner, and googling “how to demon 101.” Life as an awkward otaku was tough enough—now I’m stuck figuring out what I’ve turned into and whether I can still pass as human. Curse or blessing, one thing’s clear: my life just got a whole lot weirder. At least ramen still tastes the same.

Kim Eun-Ji is a college student with a passion for otome games, but one game in particular has always frustrated her: Saintess Chronicles. In the game, the villainess, Selene Ravencroft, is always sentenced to death, while the flawless Saintess Eri is glorified. Despite playing through all the possible routes, Eun-Ji can never change Selene's tragic fate. Her sympathy for the misunderstood villainess and her disdain for the seemingly perfect Eri grows with every playthrough. One morning, after finishing the game yet again and angrily complaining about its unfair ending, Eun-Ji realizes she’s late for class. In her rush, she’s tragically hit by a runaway truck and dies. She wakes up to find herself reincarnated inside the world of Saintess Chronicles—not as a random side character, but as the villainess, Selene Ravencroft, on the day of her gift awakening! Now, Eun-Ji now as Selene Ravencroft must try her best to survive at all costs but for some reason the plot keeps continuing despite her making changes.

Kaelis is reborn into the medieval fantasy world of Kalhalla, in the body of a random baby, a realm filled with magic and wonder. With a new family and a determination to be better than he was before, he embraces the serenity of his second chance at life. The world is beautiful, and the unique magic of Kenda flows like an endless river, guiding all who live within it. But there’s a shadow that follows Kaelis: a mysterious curse marks his right hand, a mark of rot that speaks of a death he cannot avoid. As he tries to navigate this seemingly perfect world, a chance encounter with a chained weapon the fragile peace. The blade sees something in him—something dark, something dangerous—and Kaelis soon realizes that this tranquil world may not be as safe as it seems. And as the layers of this medieval world begin to unravel, Kaelis must confront a terrifying truth: He is destined to die. Until he meets a certain someone..

In a world of demons, fairy’s, Witchers, and princesses, there are two young people destined to be apart, but longing to be together. *depictions of sexual content and sexual assault*

Ryan and Emma find a mysterious diary on their desks—one they’ve never seen before. Without thinking much, they start using it as a personal journal. But something strange happens… Each morning, they wake up to find someone else has written on the empty pages, sharing thoughts, dreams, and secrets. Neither knows who the other is, yet an unexplainable bond begins to form. As they search for answers, the mystery deepens. Who is writing back? And why does it feel like their connection was never meant to exist? A love story where fate weaves its own path, one word at a time.

On an ordinary day in his routine life, the protagonist encounters an unexpected accident that transports him to a strange and thrilling world. He finds himself in a place unlike anything he has ever known, where he faces astonishing adventures and extraordinary events. In this new world, he meets mysterious characters, uncovers ancient secrets, and confronts challenges that threaten his life at every turn. Amid these adventures, his heart beats with a new love—a love that carries both joy and danger. As he struggles to protect his loved ones and face his enemies, he finds himself on the brink of death more than once. Will he overcome all these hardships and emerge victorious in the end? Or will fate write a tragic end for him in this strange world?

[I am not the original author, the original author is called: Pot Fish Chili. I found his work on lightnovel pub but sadly stop posting on there after roughly 300 chapters. luckily I was able to find on other websites where people are posting his remaining chapters which are roughly 600 number. I'm just posting these novels on here for convenience of reading so if you would like to show your support please do it towards the original author by either reading his works on lightnovel pub or finding any other works written by him. NOW ow, let's get to the synopsis.] After losing his job, Bai Liu became involved with an unstoppable horror live streaming game full of various monsters and players with killer intent. Initially, everyone thought Bai Liu was just an ordinary person who strayed into the game. Later, they realized it was this game that welcomed its god with victory and a laurel crown. It said to Bai Liu, “Welcome home.”

___Lost Notes___ In this age of superheroes, the public safety is at the hands of these all so powerful figures. Located in the metropolis of Condor is the worlds strongest hero, UltraMan. In his decade long carrier, he has destroyed multiple conspiracies started by the city's old elite, single handedly apprehended the mafias that encroached upon the weak and feeble and even stopped several alien invasions and infiltrations. It is safe to assume that such a man would have many enemies, but with skin that cannot be pierced by any earthly means and strength that puts the legends of old to shame, how can such a creature ever be defeated? If UltraMan wanted to, he could have conquered earth at any time. So why did he not? No one quite knows. '' In any regards, he is seen as the balancing force of the world. So what happens if he is removed from the picture? What if I removed him? How will the world live? How will "I" live? ....

In a world where humans have abandoned their old gods for alien saviors, Ryan RoyalBlood, a second prince, discovers he has the rare ability to summon the forgotten gods. With his newfound power, Ryan must navigate the complexities of royal politics, battle mythical beasts, and uncover the truth behind the sinister Beyonders, all while keeping his abilities hidden from those who would seek to exploit them.

"Yuri, Pringles! We're out of Pringles!" "Great! 8 boxes of ramen! No, 10 boxes in exchange!" "Cola is clearly a product of the devil!" Cider, cola, cookies, ramen. I don't have any, so I'll make them.

story of Ye Feng who has reached the apex of cultivation and returns to earth, to find that the earth he once knew was gone.... my native language is not English so please overlook the grammer mistake. and can comment any new Ideas to be added 1 power stone = 1 chapter weekly =2 chapters

One moment, Lucas closed his eyes to sleep. The next, he opened them to find himself not in his bedroom, but in a courtroom. Even more startling, he was in a different body. Lucas was confused, but there was no time to dwell on it. Why? Because.... "Your Honour, please sentence him to death!" the prosecutor demanded, looking directly at Lucas, who was seated on the judge's bench. 'It seems I have become a judge.' Lucas realized. -------- [Note:- There will be no Harem, If you want ONLY Harem then this book is not for you, there will be romance. ] Also tell me how do you like it in review, This is my first time writing {Note:- Currently I'm editing all of my strating chapters because of my poor grammar mistakes, I already edited some of starting chapter but still if you found any grammar mistakes please let me know. Thank you.}

With a flint of fire in his eyes, he destroyed the heavens with his fist in a split second. Cracckk! The mist cloud crawling above the sky clears completely. A silver-haired old demon guy laughs uncontrollably. "K-Kuhahahaha!" He then continued... "Hunters these days are truly hopeless, and I despise the weak who are just all talk." Then he looked at him coldly, indifferently. Shivers ran through their bones. Gulp! "There's no way a monster like him could be defeated." "Is this the end?" In a hopeless situation in which mankind has no chance... He shows up.- A normal-looking student emerged, with a single-pointed spear. He hurls the spear in one direction at breakneck speed. Whoooosh! In the direction of the silver-haired old monster. The elderly demon's chest was pierced by a single-point stab. K-Ku..rggh!! The elderly demon lowered his gaze and inquired. "Y-you...W-who are...y-you?" "Me? I'm just an EXTRA," he smirked.