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The Silent Pact of a Wolf Babysitter

This hilarious fantasy story mixes mythological figures, cosmic entities, and a wolf babysitter with just too much contracts on his hands. It revolves around a Monstrous—though, gullible—wolf, reduced to a babysitter and a magnet for bad contracts. Ruben—formerly Ravenswood—is a classic “grumpy but good-hearted” reluctant hero. He is powerful and fearsome, but his terrible decision-making and misfortune always puts him in some kind of inconvenient pact. He got captured by a Human, who later tricked him into a lifelong contract of protecting his daughter, Alicia—whose identity is shrouded in mystery—who also turned out to be a psychotic Yandere! In an attempt to flee the suddenly-catastrophic Gihon—which is earth—with the Human’s daughter, Ruben was obstructed by Pluto, who also tricked him into an absurd pact to slay THE Cthulhu, as the ticket to let him through the other world. Ruben urgently sought to escape Gihon, so he unwisely agreed, only to recall who the all-powerful Cthulhu was. It was too late, though. Successfully crossing worlds to Pison—another type of earth—our Fenrir was met with the “Queen of the coast,” also known as Leviathan—a severe pervert. She attacked and defeated him, but when he woke up, she had apparently made a Master-servant pact with him, in his sleep. As they traveled seeking human cities in Pison, our misfortunate wolfie encountered a godman; Jobina, the daughter of Job, the second of the seven mortal powers. Jobina—a masochist with a vendetta against Leviathan, and a tendency to turn everything into a competition—attacked him for being associated with the evil Leviathan, only to be soundly defeated. Shocked by reality, Jobina protested that she also wanted a pact with Ruben, so he’ll coach her to be powerful. And when the time is right, she’ll slay Leviathan! Our easy-to-fool protagonist, and his terrible life choices, agreed, recruiting yet another troublemaker he’d have to babysit. He only wants an easy going life without problems and crisis! The story has a larger plot, where Ruben—and his babies—constantly, “accidentally,” ruin Sarvest—the antagonist—plans. Sarvest is used to dealing with gods and cosmic entities, not an unworthy—yet effective—opponent in a bubbling wolf-turned-human. Ruben later meets what we would call God—a dumb teenager who only cares about entertainment—who also duped Ruben, using his kind-heartedness, into some kind of horrible pact. “The Silent Pact of a Wolf Babysitter” is a story filled with laughs, chaos, and unexpected twists. It follows Ruben’s misadventures as he navigates a world of cosmic powers, absurd pacts, and the challenges of babysitting a group of eccentric and overpowered individuals. With a larger plot involving Satanas’s grand schemes and Ruben’s accidental heroism, this tale promises both humor and a compelling narrative.
Vine_Sunday · 6.4K Views

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS—Rank Reincarnator, Transmigrator, Regressor

THE TRAGIC, GLORIOUS, AND ABSURD DEATH OF COLL APSI: A NATIONAL DISASTER OR A BLESSING IN DISGUISE? By: A Reporter Who Was Forced to Write This Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet, and all the unfortunate souls who have nothing better to do than read this article—today, we gather to mourn (or mock) the untimely demise of Coll Apsi, the so-called "number one pro-gamer" of Yggdrasil Online. Yes, you heard that right. The man who dedicated his life to clicking buttons faster than the rest of us has finally clicked his last. How did it happen, you ask? Was it a tragic accident? A conspiracy? Perhaps the government finally decided to tax gamers for their virtual wealth? No, dear readers. The truth is far more poetic. Coll Apsi, a man of legendary skill but questionable life choices, was found dead in his apartment. His cause of death? A brain shock caused by excessive stimulation. A poetic way of saying that his brain literally couldn’t handle his own awesomeness. Some might say it was a divine punishment for spending too much money on in-game cosmetics, while others argue it was simply evolution removing the weak from the gene pool. Now, let’s talk about the crime scene. The authorities found our dear Coll in a rather unique position—doing a full kayang (bridge pose) while his manhood stood at full attention. Some experts suggest this was a final salute to his gacha waifus, while others believe it was a desperate attempt to ascend into another dimension. Either way, it worked. He got isekai’d. Naturally, the news spread faster than government scandals, and soon, the live chat was flooded with reactions that ranged from genuine sadness to absolute degeneracy. Some fans cried out, “Gone too soon!”, while others immediately began making memes about “Coll Apsi’s Final Form.” There was even a small cult forming, claiming that he had achieved true enlightenment and would return as the God of RNG. But let’s not forget the family’s response. In a heartwarming display of motherly affection, Coll’s mother, Madam Apsi, was interviewed and gave a truly tear-jerking statement: "That useless brat! Where’s all his money?! I raised a son, not a broke corpse!" Indeed, it turns out that despite being a top-tier professional gamer, Coll Apsi somehow managed to spend every single penny he earned on loot boxes, NFTs, and premium battle passes. A true financial mastermind. The government’s tax department, upon realizing there was nothing left to seize, immediately lost interest in the case. And if you thought that was the end of it—oh no. Even game developers and corporations had something to say. The official Yggdrasil Online Twitter account posted a heartfelt message: "Rest in peace, Coll Apsi. May your soul continue to grind in another world." Meanwhile, other game developers jumped on the opportunity, releasing limited-time Coll Apsi tribute skins priced at a very respectful 99.99 dollars. Nothing honors the dead like capitalism, after all. But perhaps the most unexpected response came from a national agency, which, in a rare moment of self-awareness, tweeted: "We have reviewed the case and can confirm that Coll Apsi’s death was indeed NOT a government operation. If we were responsible, we assure you it would have looked like a normal heart attack." Ah, government transparency at its finest. Of course, conspiracy theories began to spread. Some claimed that Coll had unlocked the secrets of the universe, while others believed he was assassinated by a rival esports team. There was even one theory suggesting that he had successfully hacked the afterlife, leading to an emergency server maintenance in heaven.
DimensionalEater · 4.9K Views

Transmigrando de un mundo zombi para convertirse en la esposa del rey mecha

``` En el Imperio de la estrella del sol había tres palabras para describir a Scarlet Su: inútil, basura y estúpida. Pero un día, el nombre de usuario de la cuenta estelar de Scarlet Su cambió de «La novia del rey mecha» a «El rey mecha apesta». De repente, todos se preguntaron: ¿qué nuevo juego de llamar la atención estaba jugando? Muriendo en una Tierra infestada de zombis, una joven se zambulle en una puerta que debería llevarla a un mundo maravilloso, pero en su lugar, despierta en un mundo interestelar en el cuerpo de Scarlet Su, la esposa no deseada del general favorito del imperio y rey mecha. Se convierte al instante en madre del hijo del general y copropietaria de un planeta basura sin desarrollar. Afortunadamente, ha transmigrado con su espacio de almacenamiento, millones de suministros y la disposición a trabajar duro. Lamentablemente, es engañada para convertirse en un segador en este mundo interestelar. Cada semana debe entregar almas al inframundo o arriesgarse a perder su recién adquirida fuerza mental y volver a ser la vieja Scarlet, débil e inútil. Pasó de ser Scarlet la inútil a Scarlet la asombrosa y su esposo de repente vino a llamar desesperado porque aceptara su amor. —Habla primero con tu hijo, él es quien busca un padre —dijo ella. —¿Quieres ser mi papi? Únete a la fila de pretendientes allá y rellena tu información —dijo su hijo. Extracto: —Así que el esposo pródigo regresa después de todo este tiempo y yo que pensaba que estabas muerto —dijo ella sarcásticamente. —Vigila tu lengua Escarlata, todavía soy tu esposo. Escarlata se rió y cruzó los brazos: —Así que eres consciente de que eres un esposo, ¿cómo debería reaccionar ahora que has elegido abrazar el título que tan fácilmente querías descartar hace unos meses? ¿Debería aplaudir y luego quitarme la ropa y rogarte que me tomes? —le lanzó una mirada irónica y se burló. Observó a su esposo caminar lentamente hacia ella con una mirada furiosa y concentrada en sus ojos y se preguntó si lo había llevado demasiado lejos: —¿Te atreviste a enviarme papeles de divorcio, Escarlata? ¿Has perdido la maldita cabeza? «No», pensó, «al contrario, tú has perdido la tuya». La imagen de la portada no es mía y puede ser retirada a petición del dueño. ```
1cutecat · 167.4K Views

PHEPHISA(The nightmares that happen in daylight-)

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.
Dipuleng_Charlene · 378 Views

My divine beast is a foodie.

In this world where modernity and mythology were intertwined, the Imperial Beast Master was an existence that stood at the top of the pyramid. Between the ages of fifteen and sixteen, everyone had the opportunity to awaken the talent of the Imperial Beast and summon their own native spirit beast. Spirit Beasts were divided into Mythic and Ordinary Levels, with Mythic Level Spirit Beasts being named after legendary divine beasts, and Ordinary Levels being named after modern creatures. The ranks of the Imperial Beast Masters were named after the planets of the solar system, from the Mercury Realm to the Pluto Realm, seven stars per realm, and steps to the sky. Lin Fan, an ordinary high school student, originally thought that he had no connection with the Imperial Beast Master in his life. Until the day of his sixteenth birthday, when he accidentally awakened his Imperial Beast Talent and summoned the Mythical Grade Spirit Beast, Taotie. However, this legendary beast is an unapologetic eater, who not only eats up the school cafeteria, but also always has a haughty look of “I am invincible”. After joining the Beast Master Association, Lin Fan realized that the world was far more complicated than he had imagined. Hidden in the shadows of the city are the spirit beast riots, the conspiracies of mysterious organizations, the secrets of ancient relics ...... and his taotie, which also seems to be hiding an unknown past. From the campus to the battlefield, from rookie to legend, Lin Fan and his eating god beast grow along the way, uncovering one shocking secret after another. However, as his strength rises, he also gradually realizes that his fate with Taotie has long been caught up in a huge conspiracy spanning thousands of years ......
jackyker · 4.3K Views

TRUST GEEKS HACK EXPERT SPECIALIZE IN INVESTIGATING LOST CRYPTO

As a dedicated meme coin trader, I’ve been involved in the volatile world of cryptocurrency for some time now. Over the years, I’ve experienced the ups and downs, from thrilling gains to significant losses. But nothing could have prepared me for the heartbreak I encountered when I became a victim of a ruthless rug pull scam. It all began when I found what seemed to be a promising new meme coin project. The project was heavily promoted, and the ICO (Initial Coin Offering ) seemed like a legitimate opportunity. I was drawn in by the hype, excited by the potential profits that were being promised. I invested $10,000, believing this could be my next big break. However, it didn't take long before I realized something was wrong. After a few days, the value of the coin began to plummet. My once-thriving investment turned into a nightmare. The project's creators vanished, and all communication ceased. It was a classic rug pull an exit scam where the developers drained the liquidity, leaving investors like me with nothing. In an instant, my $10,000 was gone, and I felt completely helpless. I was devastated and unsure of how to recover. The emotional toll of losing such a significant amount of money was immense, but I refused to give up. I began researching recovery options, desperate to find a solution. That’s when I stumbled upon TRUST GEEKS HACK EXPERT .After reaching out to them, I was impressed by their professionalism and commitment. They explained the process clearly and assured me that they had helped many victims of cryptocurrency scams like mine. Despite being skeptical at first, I decided to give it a shot, and I’m glad I did. TRUST GEEKS HACK EXPERT worked tirelessly on my case. They tracked the stolen funds and took the necessary steps to reclaim my assets. It wasn’t an overnight process, but over time, I saw results. Thanks to their expertise, I was able to recover my $10,000. The experience not only restored my faith in the crypto community but also taught me a valuable lesson about staying cautious in the world of investments. If you find yourself in a similar situation, I highly recommend reaching out to TRUST GEEKS HACK EXPERT. They specialize in helping people recover lost funds from scams and frauds. Don’t let scammers take advantage of you there is help available, and recovery is possible. SUPPORT SERVICE INFORMATION Web-site. https://trustgeekshackexpert.com/ Email: info@trustgeekshackexpert.com What's App  +1 7 1 9 4 9 2 2 6 9 3 TeleGram: Trustgeekshackexpert
JIMMY_WESLEY · 324 Views

Carnavales: Reclamados por el Príncipe Alfa Desquiciado [BL]

De huir por tu seguridad e inscribirte en una escuela llena de psicópatas... ¿a ser reclamado por un desquiciado príncipe alfa? Sí, estarías mejor muerto. • . • La vida de Jules era perfecta hasta que toda su familia fue asesinada de repente, siendo él el único superviviente. Un salvador apareció porque aún estaba en inmenso peligro, y eso llevó a Jules a adoptar una nueva identidad y convertirse en una persona completamente diferente de la noche a la mañana —e inscribirse en Carnavales, una prestigiosa escuela solo para chicos para todos los seres sobrenaturales. En Carnavales, los monstruos acechan los oscuros pasillos y los fuertes se aprovechan de los débiles. O te conviertes en un depredador o en una presa... y de una mirada a Jules —un chico demasiado bonito para su propio bien, con una figura esbelta y delicada, era obvio que iba a ser devorado vivo por los depredadores. Aquí viene Blaze, un lobo que envía escalofríos por la espina dorsal de cada depredador en la escuela, un Alfa increíblemente atractivo que era tan peligroso y desquiciado como los rumores afirmaban. Él echó un vistazo a Jules y decidió ahí mismo que Jules le pertenecía. *** Me fui hacia atrás, los ojos aún más abiertos mientras me centraba en la sonrisa que tiraba de la comisura de sus labios. Blaze nunca sonreía, y cuando lo hacía, nunca significaba nada bueno. Mi corazón latía más rápido mientras me agitaba hacia atrás aún más, el aliento interrumpido cuando él comenzó a reducir la distancia entre nosotros. En poco tiempo, mi espalda estaba pegada contra la fría pared y fue entonces cuando me golpeó en el pecho que estaba acorralado y atrapado, como una auténtica presa... por nadie más que Blaze, cuando pensé que mi vida no podía empeorar. Se erguía sobre mí sin esfuerzo, emitiendo tanta dominancia que tuve que inclinar mi cabeza hacia atrás para poder encontrarme con sus oscuros ojos, y mi aliento se cortó cuando nuestras miradas se encontraron. Se inclinó y mis ojos se cerraron de golpe en cuanto contuve la respiración, esperando a que él atacara. He oído todos los horribles, interminables rumores acerca de él. Era un Príncipe Alfa cuya presencia alguien como yo nunca debería estar. Cuando sentí la punta de su fría nariz deslizarse a lo largo de mi cuello, mi boca se abrió para soltar un gáspido sorprendido. Aspiró larga y audiblemente y sentí un escalofrío recorrer mi espina dorsal mientras me ponía aún más rígido, la confusión nublando mi mente. ¿Qué estaba pasando? ¿Por qué estaba haciendo esto de repente? ¡Dios mío... realmente era un alfa desquiciado como todos dicen! *** ¡ESTE LIBRO ESTÁ CLASIFICADO PARA MAYORES DE 18 AÑOS! Contiene contenido maduro tal como: - Acoso escolar. - Consumo de drogas. - Contenido sexual [mucho de él.] - Violencia. - Harén [no entre los personajes principales.] Así que... procede con precaución, ¡has sido advertido! *¡No tengo los derechos de la portada!
Bree_Airee · 113.6K Views

Little Goliath

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)
Joseph_Sab1 · 5.4K Views
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