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After the brutal massacre of his village, Herik is left with nothing but rage and an insatiable thirst for revenge. Driven by the desire to avenge his fallen loved ones, he embarks on a perilous journey to confront his demons, seeking out allies, mastering his skills, and leveraging every resource at his disposal.

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Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

A tired office worker one day dies and is reincarnated into the body of Yan Ji–A notorious villain that was meant to be a stepping stone for the hero. Watch as Yan Ji manipulates things to his favor from his countless years of reading webnovels and watching chinese dramas! Author note: zero edit, meant to be straight up vomit material (ie. Whatever my brain makes up on the spot) This is just for fun.

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

The Mayan ceremonial dagger had an inscription in the ancient language that read: "Offer thy heart". It's obviously an instruction left by the past inhabitants of this forgotten place, but who would be stupid enough to stab himself in the heart with a rusty old knife found inside a tombstone? After activating my battery pack the dagger shimmers brightly in a cyan light, the creatures are coming, I can hear their steps. 'It's do or die.'

Warning… Matured content!! "You," Augustine began, his voice firm and direct. "I'm making you an offer: we get married, immediately. This isn't a request, it's a demand." Augustine's uttered with a piercing gaze. Charles scoffed. “What type of bullshit is that?” He fired back. *** Augustine Wales is a cold CEO who is known as the most successful and influential business man in Country H. His name alone commanded respect, his steely gaze and cold demeanor strike fear into even the most hardened of hearts. He was a man of few words, each syllable weighted with the power of his position. On the eve of Augustine Wales 29th birthday, he received an unexpected call from his family, their demands clear and uncompromising: find a spouse, or forfeit your stake in the family's vast wealth and influence. In that very moment after receiving the phone call, the gaze of Augustine fell upon a young man named Charles Donald and without thinking twice, Augustine immediately made a proposal to Charles, but was met with a swift rejection. Augustine's proposal was rooted in desperation but little did he know that fate was drawing him toward a future he never could have predicted. "What will happen when Augustine Wales, the powerful CEO, finds himself unexpectedly falling for Charles Donald, a humble cleaner in his office?" "When Charles' deadly secrets rise to the surface, will their fragile bond shatter, or will their love prove strong enough to weather the storm?"

Obsession. I was obsessed... but what began as a spark of passion drove me into the depths of misery. But... I got a chance to make it right—to change everything. I thought I was dead, but where I woke up was extremely familiar… my old room back when I was still a student, life had its difficulties even back then, but… I had two tools at my disposal, my memories and my completed project, the object of my obsession. A blue screen popped up in front of me, I knew this window, I had been working on it all my life, but something was strange about it. I couldn’t access its settings, I couldn’t give it instructions, it was the exact opposite. [Mission: Make your debut in the entertainment industry]

What happens when, in the midst of struggling to keep up with life, you suddenly discover that you were a princess in a past life? Now, you're just a waitress with a drunken mother and a pile of bills to pay. But deep down, you know one thing: you’ll find the stupid jerk responsible for ending your royal life, no matter what it takes. Alexia POV: Then there are the spoiled, narcissistic rich jerks who think their daddy's car gives them a free pass to treat women like objects. Not today, Satan. These guys are like walking perfume ads with egos bigger than their bank accounts. I swear, they should just marry themselves—they're clearly their own type. When one of those jerks lands at my table, I can smell the entitlement from a mile away. I don't even wait for the inevitable sleazy pickup line or the "accidental" brush of their hand against mine. Nope. I pawn them off on one of the other waiters faster than you can say "unpaid rent."

We were married for a goal and under the auspices of an official contract, but then this man—who was my husband now—got crazy and acted like a jerk.

Hell broke loose in Richards heart and he couldn't describe the emerse pain he felt, when his girlfriend said those words to him. Richard a teenager fell in love with a popular cheerleader in high school he felt like the happiest man in the world with his girlfriend around until he discovered it was all a bet to make him fall in love and then break his heart after realizing this Richard changed and believed there was nothing like love until he met someone who had those piercing brown eyes like the one who saved him when he was just a kid. Sasha a teen has some up's and Down with guys she liked and never believed in loved she just has one mindset to be better but it all changed when a handsome jerk joined her School and the secret behind her past resurfaced. Read to find out the mistery behind her past.

Hong Heeju is a sign language interpreter who has become mute due to severe depression. For three years of their arranged marriage, she and her husband never exchanged a single conversation. One day, her life takes a harrowing turn when she’s taken hostage. ‘Don’t hang up! This isn’t a phishing call…!’ However, her husband, who was even worse than a stranger, coldly disconnected the call. – “Call me when a body is found.” *** You $%#£! He’s such a jerk! Overwhelmed with anger, Heeju decides to threaten her husband anonymously. The problem is that he was a well-known spokesperson for the Blue House. – “Can’t you send threats on time?” “That…” – “Here I’m anxiously waiting for my blackmailer’s call.” “What do you…” – “Are you playing around with someone else besides me?” “…?” Wait, is this the same sociopath husband I knew?

My first novel yaey (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ ——— Furan Shi only wanted to be a cutie little princess. That's it. So when he died, nobody missed him. After his family and relatives, the next person to attend his funeral was his homeroom teacher and friends™, his murderer, and then a mysterious red-eyed crow. Said mysterious crow sucked his soul right out and offered him a better life than this. No, he still won't be a cutie princess, but he can be the next best thing after that. He was invited to transmigrate into different realities without any restrictions. It wasn't a Villain system, a Cannon fodder system... it doesn't belong to any category. Just experiencing the worlds should be enough to satisfy it. Furan Shi agreed with one condition. Filter: ‘Animal Characteristics’ System: Are you… sure about this? Furan Shi, pouting: Is that not possible..? System: … you're welcome to do as you like =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) What you'll get: ✓An indecisive (and impulsive) MC ✓Raum ✓Spicy chicken story cards ✓Mother's Eye [Yes, this is a quick transmigration novel.] [Yes, all cutesy cutie pie bc I am sad.] [Yes, the host is always a demihuman, more often than not part animal haha.] [No, the host isn't always an animal demihuman. Could be a stinking goblin if his luck fails him.] [And no, this isn't necessarily about furries. Eh, but I'm open to negotiations.. ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭] [Might have genderbend later on.. not sure..] I do apologize in advance if this is not your cup of tea. I'm trying my best to make this as light-themed and fast-paced as possible for people like me who just wanted to relax, aka not much brain games... not much face slapping.. ehe..

Everything you've ever wanted, is sitting on the other side of fear. You need to face that fear to get to your dreams. In her past life, she thought she found hope. A new family. But that sane family took no delay in destroying and stabbing her in the back. Reborn, she swore to make them pay for everything they did to her. Starting from the jerk she thought she loved and accepting the one she thought she hated. ....... In her previous life, she got separated from her family at the age of 8 and was used to bring them down and later killed. Given a second chance, she became the beast once prophesied.

The entire world had changed; from flying cars to flying horses as the adventurers from the game became hunters in real life. Nobody entered Love Heart Online expecting to be merged with their in-game character nor did they expect for the game to slowly influence real life in more ways that just economically. But when the first wave of people began to merge there were those who had no intention to remain hidden while many of those in the lower rungs of society decided to take a slice of the cake. By any means. It therefore didn't take long for the world to become like something out of a comic book - heroes flying in the sky fighting villains - if with a fantasy flare added in. Yet, before the world could even adapt to that, a second wave of chaos came. Many who were previously worth nothing in society became champions across the planet, fighting off the dungeons full of monsters, after mana seeped into reality for unknown reasons. Yet that does not change the fact there was still a clear class division. Armor-Cordis was well aware of this fact as they worked for one of the core members of the HERO guild yet that did not mean they lived well because of their masters role. Abuse was part of their daily life (not just the physical or verbal kind) however none of this matter... Because they had a promise from their mamma. With absolute trust in their mothers instructions they set out in the world to experience the lowest lows in human society - a situation that led them to eventually being picked off the street by the supposed Heroes. Even then they spent their time stealing as much information as they could since they knew it would come in handy in the future. Or rather, it would come in handy in the past. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Come read as a urchin rises to become a gluttonous white lotus spirit takes advantage of her future knowledge to rule two worlds and beyond. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 1 Chapter Per Week (Sun) 20~ Chapters Ahead On Patreon https://www.pat reon.com/BasicallyGod/ Content Warnings Are More Caution Based

Enemies to lovers? No, it's more complicated than that, friendship, lovers, haters, and... the end? You need to find out... Tshabina, Tsabinu, Zioh, and Zeremia have been friends for 13 years, until the two brothers Zioh and Zeremia disappeared, leaving wounds for the twin siblings Tshabina and Tsabinu, who continue to ask what their mistake was. But who would have guessed that Tshabina and Zioh's relationship was more than just friendship? No, they were way more than that, until he left her and changed. His return after 10 years made him a completely different person…colder, indifferent, even a jerk? But did Zioh's feelings for her change? At least, she was sure, Tshabina was sure her Zioh was still the same Zioh from 10 years ago.

The story of a jerk, insecure, unsociable, fuck-ass, and above all, down-in-the-mouth teenager, who one day dies and is reincarnated in someone the complete opposite of his pessimistic personality and physical appearance. To top it off, his new existence is that of a Dating Game protagonist. But, this simulation is not at all like a game of choices anymore, is it? It looks very realistic, and... it feels very plausible. “Huh? Well, how did that happen? What happened to the kid? And what the hell is up with that description in your novel?” Someone shouts fervently into my ears. Nevertheless, I play dumb. If you want to know, make the decision to take the time to read it, or not. I don't know! [Note: This is a translation and rewrite of my own novel on Wattpad. All rights to this story belong to ME!] [Other Note: Unfortunately, the cover is an AI image; however, I'm practicing my drawing skills to replace it one day, but in traditional since I'm broke as hell]

“Do you think this is the right time for this?! Something's wrong with Kiergan!” They both sharply turned to look at me, and a loud gasp escaped their lips. My body was jerking like there were a couple of naked wires passing through me, causing a shock with my eyes rolled to the back, while I was being transformed into what has been lurking around— A werewolf. “Jeez! What the heck is this?!” My Dad shouted. _______ Kiergan was just a typical schoolboy— until the day his story was rewritten forever. Entangled with the realm of werewolves and historical magic, he struggles to accept the reality of a changed identity. The Moon Goddess has bestowed him with a mission, which would decide his fate, and that of his newfound Pack. However, as Kiergan journeyed on this menacing quest, he discovered a truth that threw him off the balance— a truth that is forbidden, and yet necessary. Now, Kiergan is faced with a difficult choice; should he continue with the disturbing quest, knowing fully well the danger behind it, or begin a new journey to become a human again?

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Winne Auston tightened her grip on the glass of bourbon, her nails pressing against the cool surface. The soft hum of jazz music filled the dimly lit lounge, the kind of place where secrets felt safe. She was waiting, as he instructed. Adam Sly was never late. The waiting wasn’t a test of time—it was a test of her patience, her resolve, her willingness to bend when the moment came.

“SAY… HOW ABOUT YOU FORGET THOSE BASTARDS AND RUNAWAY WITH ME??” • • • Dying from an accident on her way home, Amera was given a second chance in life. Reincarnating into a new life, she was reborn into a lavish lifestyle as the daughter of a wealthy household. Amera, distracted by the lavishes around her, hadn't realized something quite sooner. She wasn't simply reborn into any little wealthy girl's household. Except for one of a Mafia. Not just any Mafia, but one of the five biggest terrifying Mob organizations in a BL (Boys' Love) tragic R-18 novel she's perusing. Where the main leads must face horrific events to stay alive throughout the remaining story. However, now she has possessed Roselyn Bleubellé De Lobélia. The worst character to possess in her eyes. • • • “LYING JERK! WE AGREED I’D BE SURROUNDED BY HANDSOME, LOVING MEN IN MY NEXT LIFE! NOT THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THAT!!” —————————————————— » AN ORIGINAL STORY. » COVER EDITED BY ME. @BUBBEE0_0

a young man named xu xingan was transmigrated to a cultivation world where everyone needs to cultivate their spiritual root, he was transmigrated to the body of the young master of xu clan that is one of the power house of the city of dafeng "hayss I want a sword!!".. Ding!!! a mechanical sound was heard" as the host instructed the supreme sword of heaven's will arrive in 3 days please wait....." "woah!!" with the power of the system I will strive to the top of cultivation and will defy the law of the heaven's and make my own realms...

—WSA 2025 ENTRY— James awakens on a strange platform, high above a sprawling field, with no memory of how he arrived and no idea what's going on. A voice booms, issuing instructions but James barely hears. Around him, others seem to understand what’s at stake as the fighting begins. But to James, this might as well be a vivid dream. Unaware of the risks, where death is permanent, he dives into a series of deadly challenges and deadlier opponents in an attempt to gain power and piece together the mystery of this twisted game.

The young man, Huang Jin, who secretly worked in a special profession, received a call from his boss at the onset of the zombie outbreak. His boss instructed him to stay put in City C and wait for the organization’s rescue. However, time passed quickly, and after waiting for two long years, Huang Jin still hadn’t heard from anyone. Determined, the young man decided to venture on his own to City Z, where his boss was. Along the way, he encountered a rescue dog, abandoned by its owner, and a seven-year-old girl named Jiu’er, who, though a zombie, still retained her sanity. Thus began the apocalyptic journey of one man, one dog, and one zombie.

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When the plane was about to take off, Lin Yu ignored the flight attendant's reminder to turn off his phone due to work messages. Su Ran, his neighbor, tried to stop him but in vain. Mid - flight, turbulence hit. Lin Yu dropped his phone, and Su Ran helped retrieve it, urging him to power off. After this scare, Lin Yu changed and learned to balance work and life.

# superalpha # two-faced Ye Ningwan was set up by her family and forced to marry a blind old man. On their wedding night, she was forced into the bathroom by the man…Everyone knew that Zhan Hanjue was the God of Death in Jiang City. No woman wanted to get into a relationship with him. When Ye Ningwan was brought in, everyone waited to see her being carried out as a corpse. Who would have thought that three days later, Ye Ningwan would return to her natal family’s house bearing expensive gifts. When the Ye family members saw the gifts, their eyes lit up. Ye Ningwan smiled lightly. “You may only look at it. I still need to return it all later. The Ye family didn’t give me any dowry, after all. How could I accept the return gifts that the Zhan family gave me?” “Ye Ningwan, you’re so arrogant!” The Ye elders scolded her. “So what if she’s arrogant?” Zhan Hanjue stepped out, his handsome face as cold as ice, scaring everyone away. With Zhan Hanjue’s support, the Ye family’s third lady who was despised by her own relatives, merely raised her eyebrows. However…“You’re not blind?” Ye Ningwan thought of all the times she had changed her clothes in front of him, and her face burned! The next second, the man who had pretended to be blind had pulled her into his arms.“Shhh, be good. If you listen to me, I’ll even give you my life.”