Father Slaps Woke Comedian

Eira Hax, the daughter of a once-wealthy heiress, has spent her entire life in the shadows. Twenty-two years ago, her mother, a kind-hearted but naive woman, was deceived by her husband, a ruthless businessman. He stole her entire fortune and framed her for a crime, sending her to prison, unaware that she was pregnant and secretly battling terminal cancer. Eira’s mother died alone behind bars, but not before giving birth to Eira, entrusting her with a burning desire for revenge. Now, two decades later, Eira returns with one goal: to destroy the man who ruined her mother’s life—her own father. To do so, she strategically marries his most powerful rival, Callian Reed, a man as dangerous as he is influential. Together, they plot to destroy her father’s empire, piece by piece. But as Eira is pulled deeper into a world of business, power and revenge, she’s forced to confront her own problems and decide just how far she’s willing to go to avenge her mother. “I’m not your enemy, darling…you should know that by now.” “Callian, everything you do is not written in our contract. Why are you breaking it?” “The more I learn about you, the more I hate everyone who hurt you. So please, Eira, let me get rid of them for you.”

Vist my SubscribeStar page to read more chapters, up to Chapter 610!!! : https://subscribestar.adult/dreamwalker Feel free to support me there :) *All characters are 18+, all scenes are fictional!* *All content and extra stuff do not represent real people or places* With the Marvel X DC universe as the theme, this is a tale of conquering the beauty FCs in this Marvel and DC mixed universe. A daughter's daughter is still my daughter - what better than being a superhero is to be a superhero's father! This is the shameless journey of a scoundrel seducing other men's wives and mothers to struggle upwards. It contains all kinds of risque elements - the more shameless the better! The Penguin's mother, Bucky's mother, Captain America's mother, Iron Man's mother, Wonder Woman and her Amazon sisters, Wanda... No beautiful Marvel and Dc mothers escapes his clutches. He leaves behind him a trail of defiled virtue, morally compromised women, and superhero daddy issues. This lecherous Casanova MC stops at nothing to satiate his endless deviant appetites! Timeline - start from WWII - The MC NTR others - The MC is the little brother of Captain America, named Chris Rogers - No frustration - The MC would has a well known special title - Chris the Conquer of Your Mother PS: It is my first time to write, hope you can enjoy my stories, just feel free to leave any comments as they would be the valuable encourage to me :)

[Invincible, showoff, face-slapping, feelgood] "Who is richer? Sorry, Every watch I have is worth billions. Money is just a number to me!" "Wanna fight? Fine, I won't even use my hands and feet. I've never lost a fight in my life!" "You like me? Sorry, even a cruise ship is not big enough to hold all the women I have. Haven't you seen the princess of Anenida lining up for me?" With the invincible system, everything can be easily accomplished. Please don't show off in front of me. I have a nickname called Face-slapping Zhang!

The victors of the Second Celestial Civil War were the council and the Goddess. What was strange, however, was that the traitor turned out to be Michael. Like Lucifer, he too was exiled... Just like me... Being in an unfamiliar universe with unknown powers was terrifying. Especially when being hated by both Angels and Demons didn’t exactly come with any perks. On the contrary, it meant my second life was constantly in danger. Allowing that to happen was impossible. No matter what, I would survive. The Multiverse could go to Hell... ________ The MC is someone who has taken over the body of Archangel Michael, essentially a reincarnation. His powers are at a Multiverse level but were split into 20 fragments and scattered across the Multiverse after the rebellion. In other words, he is just an ordinary mortal now. However, even as an ordinary mortal, Archangel Michael stands as a superior being among humans. In short, he’s a semi-OP protagonist. As for romance, I’m undecided. It might change later, but for now, there won’t be any.

Being the daughter of the home wrecking mistress was bad enough; but when your own mother also detested you and actually loved your step sister while treating you like an abomination, that had to be the worse thing in life. As if things are not bad enough, her wedding day is hijacked and the Prince Charming she thought would be hers forever betrays her to be with her own sister and she realizes that they had been laughing in her face all this while. Distraught and heart broken, she does the next best thing, gets drunk at a bar then wakes up the next morning in a man’s hotel room and with a cheap wedding ring on her finger then she flees in fear. Unfortunately for her, that night won’t just go away and she finds that her groom actually wants her and wait for it… he is her ex’s father. * “You went into a hotel and spent the night with a strange man, do you deny it?” “why should she deny it when she spent the night with her husband?” a steely voice said while his eyes looked down at Lyse with all the affection in the world then he turned to Brooke, his eyes losing their softness. “Do you have a problem with what my wife and I do?”

"Now you see?" she shouted in a mix of annoyance and disappointment. "You can't outsmart Scrients! They're the most intelligent beings across the two realms." "You're right," I muttered, averting my gaze with a heavy sigh. "I made a mistake. I was too arrogant to think that a mere human like me could fool them." —BOOM!! "Heik! Wh-What was that?" "Hmm? I'm not sure. Maybe you should go and ask the most intelligent beings across the two realms. Oh wait, you can't. I killed them all.” ______ My name is Samael Kaizer Theosbane. On the last day of high school, I got into a fight with a kid I used to bully. It was a stupid, pointless scuffle, and in the middle of it, I tripped and hit my head on a rock. That’s when the memories came flooding in - the memories of another life, of a different world. Suddenly, everything made a twisted kind of sense. I realized two things. First, I was in a game I used to play in my past life. Second, I was a villain. A villain! Not the cool and mysterious kind, either. No, my destiny was to be manipulated and die a dog's death! I was the worst type of cliché: an ungrateful, privileged, insufferable young master. The sort you'd find in those poorly written fantasy stories. The kind everyone hates — a snobby brat from a powerful noble family who thinks he owns the world just because he was born with a silver spoon lodged in his mouth. You know the type. The one the hero beats to a pulp to prove his worth. Yeah, I was that guy. And the hero? The hero was the kid I’d been bullying all this time. The same one I got into a fight with. He was the supposed savior of this damned world. A world teetering on the edge of destruction, beset by wars, calamities, and a grim future that only I knew. And at the end of it all, the final antagonist of the game, the undefeatable boss… the Spirit King, was waiting. But could I even make it to the end? Could I conquer a game where defeat was the only certainty? A game that was now my reality! “Ah, fuck it.” I had no idea if I could, but I sure as hell was going to try. Extorting extras, manipulating main characters, twisting the story to my advantage, stealing the hero’s cheat items, killing villains before they could become threats - nothing was beneath me. Would the main characters be affected? Who cares! Would the story change? Even better! All I cared about was me—my survival, my life, my choices. “I will live this life with no regrets.” …But as I soon discovered, fate was not easily changed. And the price of altering one's destiny was steep.

#Age gap #taboo #Erotica #Smut #love triangle #boyxgirl #BDSM #dominant #possessive #submissive #poortorich #billionaire #mafia WARNING!!! (THIS BOOK IS A DARK ROMANCE WITH BDSM, SLUT-SHAMING, ROUGH AND PAINFUL SCENES, AND MORALLY AMBIGOUS THEMES THAT MOST REFER TO AS DUBIOUS CONSENT. IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ANY OF THESE THINGS THEN READ AT YOUR OWN RISK) Milo was the most dangerous mobster in Russia and I was his slave, his sex toy, and his property. He was one step closer from branding me as his. He killed anyone who got close to me or touched me in any way. He showered me with luxury and gifts that I would have never afforded myself. I didn’t care that he had many enemies who would use me to get to him. He was everything I could have dreamt of and more. The only problem was, I was 19 yrs his junior and I was his son’s ex-girlfriend. I found myself caught between father and son. Was blood really thicker than love? My name is Emilie and this is how Milomir Petrov ruined my life. {Daily updates of two chapters} As you know, my books is not a Dual POV {100 powerstones = 4 bonus chapters in Milo's POV} {50 golden tickets = 6 bonus chapters in Milo's POV} (Or any characters you may request)

That guy was my friend's boyfriend. After they fought, he came home and said he wanted my opinion. What exactly made his girlfriend change? I, who didn't have a bad feeling at all, put him in the house. Then he killed me! That bastard stabbed me multiple times with a kitchen knife and killed me. Even though he knew tomorrow was my wedding day. How sad. A death that made me curse all efforts. But, what could I do? I thought I was dead. I did. Because at that moment I didn't feel any air in my lungs. Because everything went dark. I didn't know anything until I opened my eyes and saw a beautiful ceiling with crystal chandeliers. Are there hospitals like this? I'm sure that even if the apartment I lived in was sold, I wouldn't be able to buy that crystal chandelier! "She's alive! SHE'S ALIVE! LADY ELEONORA IS ALIVE!" I turned my head and saw an old woman running while screaming. I'm alive? Really? But who is Eleonora? I'm Cristy! I don't understand anything yet. Not a single thing. People started introducing themselves as my parents, future in-laws, and fiancé. But I knew that none of them were telling the truth! Their smiling faces were terrifying masks. My gut screamed at me to run away. And I knew that my gut never lied!

What is worst than marrying someone you don’t love? Marrying someone while in love with another one. For Ivy, it wasn’t that of a tragedy. Marrying for love was a risky move. The love could fade away and after, what was left for you? Nothing. Marrying someone because of mutual benefit was the best move to make, at the end, the benefits would remain. At least, that was what she wanted everyone to believe. The truth was, she was madly in love with someone who couldn’t be hers. She watched him fall for someone else, doing all she could to pull them apart. She slowly found herself becoming the villain of their story. In the fear of hurting the man she loves and the possibility of him hating her for life, she left. She let them live their love and concentrate on hers. It never ends well for the villain and she couldn’t waste her life at the pursuit of a chimera. She came back, three years after. A business on her name and the title of the business woman of the year. Her professional life was perfect but her lack of personal life didn’t go unnotice. Sorrounded at every corner by marriage proposal and a mother who won’t stop pestering her, she announced, “The man I want to marry is as wealthy as myself, fifteen years older and with no desire of having children," Her words left everyone shocked. She jokingly said those words in order to chase away the nuisance who only have marriage on their lips but a man came to her office, “When is the wedding?” He had everything she wanted. He entered in all her criterias but why did he want to marry her?

"Sir, only one of the twins is yours. It's the alpha boy, the younger of the two, please." The doctor said. "What?! How?" Everyone exclaimed. Including those watching it live on their TV screens and online. "What do you mean by that? Are you implying that someone else's child was given to us? But I gave birth to two, so where's my other baby then?" Sienna asked. "No, the twins are both your children, ma'am." The doctor answered. Shocking Everyone in the room and those streaming and watching live, all the more. But Sienna was the most shocked of them all. ** SYNOPSIS: 33-year-old beta, Sienna Quinn, found out that she was pregnant for her ex-lover of eight years just a few weeks to his engagement to another woman. Despite the ups and downs, Sienna successfully delivered two healthy twin babies, an alpha male, just like Noah, and a beta girl, just like herself. But now the DNA test, which is being broadcast live on the national television network, says that only the boy is for the only man that she's ever been with, and yet she is the mother of both kids. Just how in the hell did this happen, and what is she to tell her family and the rest of the world watching the broadcast live? And from where should she even start searching for the unknown father of her other baby? What happens then, when this particular child becomes the only thing standing in Noah's way of becoming the Alpha's heir? ********************** Note: This author would not give warnings for any scene in the book. So please make sure that you're in the right frame of mind before you start reading.  Thank you and sorry in advance.

Si Elyssa, nagmahal at nasaktan sa maling tao. Sa muling pagbubukas ba ng kanyang puso, maling tao na naman kaya ang iibigin niya? Si Alyjah, nasaktan sa kinahinatnan ng kanyang ina. Poot at galit ang itinanim niya sa kanyang puso. Mababago kaya ito ng isang wagas na pagmamahal? Si Lauro, nagmahal kahit pamilyado. Gustong balikan ang babaeng sa kanya'y bumuo. Lahat sila ay pag-uugnayin ng isang kasal. Ngunit may mas malalim pa palang ugnayan ang unti-unting mabububungkal. Sanga-sangang pag-ibig. Sanga-sangang problema. Anong magiging bukas nila? Kaya ba nilang magpaubaya at magmahal nang buo, kung nababalot sila ng misteryo at sikreto? Sino ang magtatamo ng kaligayahan? Sino ang malulugmok sa kalungkutan? Mapapalaya kaya sila ng isang wagas na pagmamahalan?

In a post-apocalyptic world overrun by monsters, a young woman named Lily-Ann, or Lily for short, wakes up in a bed surrounded by four powerful creatures—a wolf, a dragon, a bear, and a Minotaur. To her shock, they claim to be her mates, her four Monster Husbands! Initially terrified and reluctant, Lily slowly begins to form bonds with her unexpected, intimidating suitors, realizing they are not as monstrous as they appear. As she navigates the complexities of her new life, she also grapples with her growing feelings for each of her unusual husbands. But outside forces threaten their happiness, seeking to destroy them, forcing Lily and her four husbands to band together to protect their newfound family. As their Love deepens and their bond strengthens, they must confront their own inner demons and insecurities to find true happiness in a world filled with chaos and danger. In the face of overwhelming odds and societal expectations, Lily must decide if their Love is worth fighting for as they strive to rebuild what’s left of the ruined city and forge a future together, especially with triplets on the way!

Xiao Zhu, the quintessential "villain's backing father" in every cultivation world, meets his end at the hands of a protagonist shielded by indomitable plot armor. However, fate has other plans. Reborn five years into the past, Xiao Zhu discovers the Villain Family System has traveled back with him—a tool that promises power, influence, and the chance to rewrite destiny. "If my daughter wishes to end this engagement, who dares to oppose her?" Witness Xiao Zhu as he reshapes his family’s legacy, rising to prominence and plundering the fortunes of Heaven’s favored sons and daughters. In this life, the villains won’t just survive—they’ll reign.

Emma’s life takes a dark turn as she is forced into marrying a man she barely knows. The man who is not only twice her age but also the father of her ex-boyfriend. She realizes that her fate is now inextricably tied to his, and there is no way out of this unwanted marriage. And within a day her life changes forever as she is whisked into a flash marriage with her billionaire father-in-law who has vowed to make her life a living hell. ****** “Just sign the paper, or are you too eager to lose a finger?” I was terrified, but I knew that giving in was not an option. And giving in to his demands would only lead to more pain and suffering. Both were saying there will only be one person who will end up suffering, and it would be me.  “Ahhhh...” I screamed in pain as I felt the knife poke my index finger. The blood dripped slowly onto the table, making more tears stream down my face. And I give up, knowing that my only chance of survival was to comply with his demands.  “Stop. I will marry you.” I cried out, feeling defeated and broken, and within moments, the maniacal look in his eyes turned to that of triumph. He had won. “Good choice.” The stranger’s eyes shone with a dangerous glint as he smiled triumphantly, knowing he had finally broken me. He handed me a pen. I felt a part of me that wanted to scream, to claw my way out, but I was crushed under the weight of inevitability. I had no choice but to surrender. I signed the marriage certificate, barely aware of the consequences as my hand moved on its own.      

Kael Draven, the strongest human who fought against the Anthi-Org—a universal threat set on conquering the universe—was betrayed by one of his own when victory was almost within reach. He and his allies were known as the Exo Primevals, the first to wield an Exoskeleton suit known as Aegis Prime—a powerful piece of equipment created by the most advanced species to finally destroy the Anthi-Org and end the war. But with his teammate betrayal, Kael was sealed away in impenetrable ice, his people’s planets fell under enemy control, and the Anthi-Org rose to dominance. The Exo Primevals were forced to retreat, doing what they could to salvage what remained of their worlds. Countless lives were lost. Centuries passed, and Kael’s icy prison eventually shattered. The strongest human—or what used to be—woke up in a future he barely recognized. Learning that the Anthi-Org won, Kael is now driven by revenge. He vows to find the one who betrayed him and finish what he started. The war may be lost, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be reignited. --- Additional Tags: Cold blooded protagonist, Smut, S*x Scenes, Antihero, *sshole Protagonist and more, mainly for flexibility. What to expect: This novel is LitRPG. If you are a fan of Power Rangers/Kamen Rider, Warframe, and other Suit related novel/movies/shows then this is for you. Try to read for at least 20 chapters and see if this novel fits your taste. Don't worry about the consistent update at first but once the book got a contract, I will upload daily with at least 2000 words. Thank you.

[R18+] I woke up in the body of a bully who steals people's girlfriends. Obviously, I wasn't comfortable with continuing to do that, so I decided to change as a person, and yet, these girls still won't leave me alone. "Hey... what are you doing in my house? No. I'm not going to beat up your childhood friend. Why are you undressing?" "What do you mean you broke up with my boyfriend because of me? I've not talked to him in a month. You're saying you broke up with him to protect him from me? What?"

Gozay, a determined high schooler, has chased Maya, the class topper, despite her endless rejections. But when he finally gives up, Maya realizes she loves him—only it’s too late. In a desperate test of his loyalty, Maya involves her inseparable cousin and best friend, Rina, unaware of Rina's quiet love for Gozay. Now, Gozay is torn between the girl he’s always dreamed of and the one who truly loves him, while Maya and Rina face a heart-wrenching choice between love and family.

Nora has been married for five years only to find out her husband is attracted to men after she catches him in bed with another man. Desperate for an outlet for her woes, she finds herself tangled with another strange man at her office. At first, Nora assumes that it will be a fling, but when she finds out she's pregnant, she is confused and still embittered knowing she has entangled herself in some kind of web. After all, she is still married to a husband who doesn't love her and never will. "All I wanted was just peace of mind and a healthy and loving family. Instead, you have chosen to betray me in the most embarrassing way!" She wept. "I want a divorce!" Unfortunately, her husband and his family is unwilling to let her go. As such, Nora attempts to keep her pregnancy a secret, not knowing what her in-laws will do to her and her baby if they find out. But it gets more and more difficult to hide her growing bump, and soon enough, her husband finds out about her pregnancy. This places her on a stage to be shamed and soon enough her husband claims to be the Father in order to keep his reputation. === Is this how you decide to treat me? How could you be so disgusting?!" "That is definitely none of my business, I love Jerry too much, and you are just a third party in our relationship." "Curse you!" ____ "All I wanted was just peace of mind and a healthy and loving family, now he decided to betray me," she palmed her face and wept. "Come, let us be a family," the stranger slid his hands in her thighs and then pleasurable sounds could be heard.

After dying on Earth, he wakes up and finds himself in the body of Kory Kilefair, a third-rate side villain from a hero-themed novel. His fate in the novel, dying helplessly to the main character, serving as fodder that was forgotten after a single chapter. However, the novel wasn't the same as reality because Kory's existence was more than just a side villain. Somehow, some way, that man had multiple yanderes obsessed with him and when he died, they threatened the destruction of the universe itself. So desperate to save itself from destruction, the universe brought Kory back in time with the Yandere System in hopes of changing the outcome of the future. "But wait... I'm not Kory! I'm just some dude from Earth who died after finding out that my long-time girlfriend was actually a distant cousin of mine!" —————————— Tags: Yandere, Netori (NO NETORARE), R18+, Harem, Obsessive Female Leads, Side Villain, System, Murder, Ruthless MC (Doesn't Spare His Enemies), Weakest to Strongest, Isekai

Alderic Wayfinder—a name that strikes fear into every pirate in the galaxy and commands unwavering respect within the Stellar Alliance Defense Force (SADF). A prodigy like no other, he became the youngest commander in SADF history at just twenty-five, shattering the previous record by fifteen years. Celebrated as humanity’s brightest star and a beacon of hope, Alderic was unstoppable—until everything changed. After an unexpected incident, Alderic finds himself in a foreign universe, a different dimension where the laws of physics are irrelevant, ancient creatures roam and mysterious civilizations thrive. With his crew decimated, his spacecraft —Ayva, a construct of humanity's highest technology —now rendered useless and his inner demons threatening to swallow him whole, Alderic must find a way to not just survive but to thrive. Would he be able to create another miracle? Or would he fall apart and be lost in the depths of space, never to be remembered.

In the city of El Poblado, Aliyah Gómez is forced into a contract Marriage with Luis Moreno Salazar, her father's ruthless enemy. Torn in a loop between loyalty to her father and her feelings for her ex lover Gabriel. She must learn to adapt to Luis' twisted world ,but also get close to him and find out his weakness in the underworld. But as secrets unfold and passion ignites, Aliyah faces an impossible choice between her duty to her father and desire to be with her husband Luis. Will she escape the darkness of Luis' world or succumb to its allure.

Amid a joyous Christmas celebration, friends Jayson and Nikolai along with their workmates, find themselves in the middle of a storm. Jayson woke up inside his friend's video game, which he soon found out was with him in a cell next to his. They were rescued by Malik, and joined the Imperial Legion, reuniting them with familiar faces, their co-workers and boss: Francis, Nica, and Oscar. Together, they find out that they shared the same last memory, and discover they've been transported to Skyrim in different times. Under the guidance of Oscar and Francis, Jayson and Nikolai venture on exhilarating adventures led by Malik. The Civil War looms, testing Malik's loyalty when Olly, a friend of Malik, and a Dragonborn, enters the scene. A tragic confrontation ensues, resulting in Malik and Oscar's demise and Olly's sudden departure after succeeding in eliminating General Tullius. In the cold landscape of Winterhold. Porcia sends Glenn, Maricar, and Erica on a quest to Pyeath Shadowthorn, unveiling Olly's emotional turmoil. Meanwhile, the mischievous Sheogorath weaves chaos for his amusement. A new vampire lord emerges, thanks to Sheogorath. Sheogorath unites Miraak and the vampire lord. The group of Jayson, Pyeath, and Olly himself embarks on a quest to unravel the truth, guided by the Elder Scroll of Ethereal Harmony. At the iconic 7,000 steps, tensions escalate between Olly and the groups of Pyeath and Jayson. Sheogorath soon reveals his orchestrations, warning of an imminent uprising by Miraak and the new Vampire Lord. In response, the "Frost Fall Alliance" is born, uniting the group against the looming war in Skyrim. They face challenges, mysteries, and internal conflicts, striving to maintain harmony amidst the chaos.

Aria, a seemingly ordinary woman, discovers a shocking truth: she's the lost heiress to a powerful vampire legacy. As she steps into this dangerous new world, she's drawn to a mysterious hybrid, Jackson, who came from the Umbralyth lineage, second to the powerful Velmoryns. Their forbidden love sparks amidst a backdrop of intrigue and danger. However, Aria's path to destiny is complicated by the presence of her twin sister, Elara. Raised by their father's evil brother, Lucian, Elara has been groomed to be a ruthless and powerful force. Elara seeks to destroy Aria, driven by a thirst for power and revenge. Jackson, who once loved Elara, is haunted by the past. Believing that Aria is Elara in disguise, he wrestles with his conflicting emotions. As the truth unfolds, he must decide where his loyalty lies. As Aria delves deeper into her heritage, she uncovers dark secrets and deadly conspiracies. With every revelation, the lines between good and evil blur. Can she trust the enigmatic hybrid? Can she defeat Lucian's evil wrath and claim her rightful place as the Vampire Queen?

"How long has it been since I transmigrated?" Owen thought. After many trials, he finally woke up in a new world. His long-held wish—eighteen years in the making—to reincarnate with all his memories had finally come true. But life here was more tedious than he’d imagined. As the son of a noble, his days were filled with training and keeping up appearances. Freedom was a distant dream. Until his sixteenth birthday, when a soft voice whispered in his ear: [Congratulations, you've awakened the Supreme Gacha system.]

I never thought I would be betrayed