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In the year 556 of the Runtallian Calendar, a war broke out in the eastern frontier of the Kingdom of Runtallia between the eastern overlord, Duke Gaverone Walruse of Regalia, and the barbarian chief-thane known as Dariun Drunzelle of the Shiradonii tribe, one of the Four Great Tribes of Norsmund, a nation that borders the Kingdom, deemed to be the land of brutes and savages. As the Duke of Regalia marches with his army to defend the disputed land of Kurlon, the barbarians have taken such an opportune moment to launch another incursion near the eastern border of Regalia near the town of Flendle, with the intention of dividing his army. However, despite accepting the town and the surrounding local lords' territories as lost cause in the war in favor of Kurlon– a newly discovered territory bountiful with veins of iron and other minerals– the Duke tasks his third son, Lord Velmund Walruse, along with his retinue, the Order of the Raven Knights, to fend off the attack. Now faced with the plight of defending the border town against a 5,000-strong Norsmundi army with his few yet skilled knights, along with an ill-equipped and undermanned militia, Lord Velmund has no choice but to fulfill his duty as a noble, relying upon his wits and his few but capable retainers to survive his first battle at the tender age of sixteen summers and winters. Contrary to his timid, youthful, and innocent appearance, however, lies his sly and scheming nature, evident by his fondness of dark magical arts specializing in illusion spells. Nevertheless, he himself has no idea of what he is capable of, and what he is destined to become. Meanwhile, further east at the frontier with Norsmund, a plot hatches to ensnare the Duke within the clutches of his treacherous vassals. Not only his life is threatened by these schemes, but his sons Theo and Varus as well. With this scheme put into motion, the Duke and Velmund's siblings, Varus and Theo, would taste fate's twisted humor, with the former meeting his demise in a blaze of glory amidst the field of battle, and the latter two vanishing in incidents shrouded by mysteries. With the death of the patriarch of Regalia and his heirs' disappearance, the young lord who was initially third in line for the succession of the ducal seat became its temporary occupant. And thus, the tale of him and his court begins… CHAPTER RELEASE: January 1st at 12:00 UTC

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Warrior, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] Oh, before I forget, soon, players from Earth would flood into his new world. But even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

The Thread of Two Souls In the kingdom of Uttara, duty is law, and love is a luxury few can afford. Abhimanya, the crown prince, is used to navigating power, politics, and the heavy weight of expectation. But when an unexpected marriage binds him to Adithya—an enigmatic stranger with sharp wit and secrets of his own—Abhimanya’s world begins to unravel. Adithya’s quiet strength and unreadable gaze are more than they appear, pulling Abhimanya into a web of mysteries that stretch beyond the walls of the palace. As court politics turn treacherous and unseen enemies draw closer, Abhimanya finds himself torn between the kingdom he must protect and the growing connection he cannot deny. Two souls, tethered by fate, walk the thin line between trust and suspicion. In a world where nothing is as it seems, will their bond be their salvation... or their downfall? A slow-burning tale of love, intrigue, and secrets waiting to be unraveled—where every glance, every word, and every silence matters.

She inadvertently became the focus of a high-powered magnate from the Gu Corporation, earning the title of his exclusive darling. When word reached him that someone had invited his beloved to watch a movie, his immediate command was to purchase every cinema in the city and close them for "urgent maintenance"—effectively ensuring no one else could court his lady in such a manner. Upon hearing that a love letter had been sent to his young mistress, he demanded, "Bring it to me at once!" Struggling with the idea of writing a love letter himself, he was eager to find inspiration, ready to emulate any expression that captured the essence of his feelings. Her tranquil life was abruptly disrupted by his domineering ways, stirring up waves of drama. In his eyes, which regarded everything else as insignificant, only she had a place. He was resolved to devote himself to her completely. When a stubborn young lady meets a persistent big-shot determined to repay a perceived debt of gratitude, where will her heart ultimately lead her?

Crown Prince Yun Chi chose as his consort the youngest daughter of the Hua Family, Hua Yan, and the news shattered the hearts of countless ladies in the Capital City. It was said: the Crown Prince could write poetry at three, compose essays at seven, debate with the greatest scholars at ten, shoot arrows with precision at twelve, oversee the examinations of all scholars at fifteen, and was regent by the time he was sixteen. He reached the pinnacle in letters, the extreme in martial arts, his looks were world-shaking, and his presence unrivaled. Hua Yan felt as though a gigantic pie had fallen from the sky, landing squarely on her head. From then on, was she to compete with the entire world for this man? -------------------- Yun Chi: Standing at the pinnacle of the Azure Clouds, he learned the art of balance, practiced the strategies of an emperor, envisioned the land and skies in his heart. Within the nine-layered royal palace, he could turn his hands to clouds and his palms to rain, holding sway over the court and the nation, trimming himself into a figure free from desire and henceforth unyielding. Hua Yan: She viewed herself as beneath the dust, with all her emotions and desires, disliking the Son of Heaven's court, preferring the ordinary alleys, treading on ten feet of soft red and experiencing all facets of life. She believed that nothing was better than green mountains and clear waters. "If you promise me a lifetime, I will accompany you for an eternity."

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

Micheal von Shelb, the lazy but genius son of a Duke, wakes from a nightmare to discover he’s just a side character in a multiverse of sappy novels—and the authors didn’t even bother giving him a happy ending. Fed up, he ditches his father’s schemes, vows to rescue his forgotten wife Magda, and sets his sights on a quiet life selling “man-bras” to bicep-flexing dukes. Armed with wit and rebellion, Micheal shakes up the court, defies fate, and proves even side characters can steal the spotlight.

In the kingdom of Moon Aires, Kassandra Escalante. A bold and spirited lady general, shocks the court by asking the hand of the 7th prince Kalix Noah El Greco, known for being unlucky and cold-hearted. “As a reward, I will grant you a wish, General Escalante. Tell me, what is it?” “I want to be a wife, your majesty. I want the 7th prince to be my husband.” Despite their contradicting personality, Kassandra with her power of luckiness and optimism, dreams a peaceful life as Kalix’s wife. They find themselves drawn into a passionate enchantment fueled by their desires. Will their chemistry lead to the ultimate collision of luck and jinx? Or maybe… fate will have a different plan to two people who had promised not to fall with each other. Is there a happy ending when secrets were lurking around?

After gathering a billion souls and completing her duties as a Grim Reaper, she anticipated a peaceful retirement through her reincarnation into a new life with all memories blissfully wiped clean. But thanks to her boss's blunder - swapping the drink of forgetfulness for spirit wine - she stumbles into the queue of transmigration with a hazy, alcohol-addled mind. She awakens not in the peaceful new life she expects but in the body of Elora Raven, a short-lived queen who died three days after her coronation, in a magical world where betrayal lurks around every corner. But thanks to her new mind-reading gift. She now navigates through assassination plots, court politics, dangerous creatures, and rival kingdoms eyeing her kingdom- all while trying to carve out the retirement she craves. Update Time: Tuesdays and Fridays with two chapters each. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

In a world of betrayal, love, and war will Eve risk it all for her freedom—or for her heart? ***** Born to a slave mother, Evelina, the forsaken princess of Averion, lives her life in suffering and isolation. Despised by the queen and her royal half-siblings, she endures endless abuses and humiliation. She is forced to marry Alaric Stormholt, a knight commander from a commoner family. She thought marrying him might give her a peaceful life away from the palace’s torment. But her hope shatters when Alaric, the kingdom's hero, returns from a triumphant battle with a stunning princess by his side. Their strained relationship becomes a target for court intrigue, catching the venomous attention of the queen and jealous noblewomen. With misunderstandings and schemes threatening to tear her and Alaric apart, Eve must choose! Will she fight for Alaric’s love or seek freedom through another powerful man offering her a chance to escape and a new beginning? Like a phoenix rising from ashes, Eve learns to fight back, determined to trample everyone who had mistreated her.

Alfred, a history teacher on Earth is suddenly thrown into the body of Prince Alfred Lindonfall, the twelve-year-old prince and heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Ammar. With the abrupt death of his father, the responsibility to rule a Kingdom falls on his shoulders. Having to navigate a medieval court and world, his journey to creating an empire and putting his knowledge into practice sees him become a man he never knew he could be, being shaped by the new world and unique circumstances he faces. There are many characters who get a lot of focus and can be called a lead in their own right, but I won't put their character descriptions in as it would be too much of a spoiler for chapters in future. A rough map of the local realm: pls don't laugh I know it's bad. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/1064890274397856571/ If unable to see its also in the first chapter comments now. Cover Art: not mine so here is the credit. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/351912463658203/

My name is Shen Mu, I just turned twenty this year, and I am a heavenly traveler. Two and a half years ago, because I was squatting in the toilet pit playing with my cell phone for too long, when I stood up my legs were numb and unsteady, and I accidentally fell forward. Then accompanied by the sound of the cell phone falling was a burst of heavenly rotation, and came to the sky of this immortal cultivation continent. After that, there was a sound of clothes being torn by a strong force, and my clothes were torn into pieces by an invisible force, even my pants were not left behind. But fortunately, I was falling into a spiritual lake. Unfortunately, there was someone in this spiritual lake, and it was also a stunningly beautiful fairy with an excellent figure. Unfortunately, I only caught a glimpse of her fair face and body, and then I completely fainted. When I woke up again, that fairy used this as a threat to forcefully take me as her disciple. I had no choice but to bow my head to her and agree. Since then, my cultivation life in Wanxiang Peak has thus begun.

Warning: violence, Gore and matured sexual content depicted. Reader discretion is adviced. Forced into an unwilling transmigrassion due to his unconventional ideas, a 45 years old history professor finds himself reborn in the body of the last emperor of the Han dynasty. Now he is forced to navigate the intrigues and political manipulation of the ancient Han court in order to stop the will of fate and change the hand of history. For if he dose not, then everyone he knows, everyone he loves, everyone he cares about are going to die. Priest "the Han dynasty is doomed to fall your highness. It is the will of heaven and no man can change it." Liu bian "so heaven will condemn my brother and sister to death and me to a life of slavery? (aggressively) If I can not change the will of heaven then I will shake the earth"

The life of Mathew Thorne suddenly takes a turn as he discovers the sinister and mysterious side of London.

On the night of her 23rd birthday, Isla Tang is swept into the dark, icy depths of the ocean during a storm on a luxury cruise. But when she wakes, she’s no longer Isla—she’s Lady Evangeline Marlowe, the infamous villainess from her favorite historical romance novel, *Scarlet Promises.* Doomed to a fate of betrayal, heartbreak, and death at the hands of the story’s heroine and male lead, Isla must navigate the treacherous world of politics, romance, and court intrigue to rewrite her destiny. Gone are the days of scheming for the crown prince’s love—Isla has no intention of repeating Evangeline’s mistakes. But as she tries to avoid the heroine’s shadow, her path collides with Duke Adrian Blackthorn, a cold and calculating man destined to become her greatest rival. With her modern perspective and knowledge of the novel’s plot, Isla begins to uncover secrets buried deep within the kingdom—secrets that may hold the key to changing not just her own fate, but the entire story. As alliances shift and truths come to light, Isla must decide: will she forge a new life in this world, or will she remain a prisoner of the villainess’s tragic tale?

Reborn into the body of Astrid Valehart, a feared and loathed duchess condemned for treason, a modern woman must navigate a dangerous kingdom plagued by an ancient curse. Forced into an uneasy alliance with the cold and calculating Crown Prince Lucien Drakemont, she uses her newfound, chaotic magical abilities to rewrite her villainous legacy. But as court conspiracies unravel and the curse threatens to consume them all, Astrid must prove she’s not the monster they think she is—without losing the edge that makes her dangerous. In a world where power is everything, redemption comes at a price, and love might just be the ultimate gamble.

Riding a flying sword, drinking wine while holding beauties, fighting against a generation of geniuses for opportunities, Who doesn't like such an Immortal World? But not if you are a mortal who got thrown amidst high level cultivators. And Long Ming felt precisely that. Opening his eyes, Long Ming saw he was in the world of immortals. He got surrounded by beauties and luxuries, but what will happen if everyone knows he is just a weak chicken? No grandpa in a ring nor a mysterious broken sword or inheritance pendant. " Where is my Golden Finger!" Long Ming shouted! At that moment, a panel opened before him. [ Ding! Host get Courting Death System!] [ Ding! Host get Goddess Protecting System!] [ Ding! Host get Scumbag System!] Long Ming then realized he got infinite systems in his disposal!

Idara bamidele a bright and determined 19 years old scholarship student navigates the challenges of college life while hiding a secret . online, she found solace in "Ballboy23", her anonymous confidant and closest friend Unbeknownst to idara "Ballboy23 is none other than Edward Akinola the charismatic 20-year-old basketball star of their school. Edwards charming facade hides his own struggles, and idara's support online means the world to him. As circumstances force them together, idara and Edward must confront their biases . Will their online friendship translates to real-life love or will their differences tear them apart?

Xu Xin Duo is a fractured soul, scattered across lifetimes, inhabiting the remnants of her past selves. In this incarnation, she finds herself awakening as a forgotten concubine in the opulent yet treacherous world of the Imperial Court. Unfavored and overlooked, she carries the memories and experiences of countless lives, a burden and a gift that sets her apart. When whispers of rebellion and court intrigue threaten the prince she is bound to, Xu Xin Duo must navigate the dangerous currents of power and deception. Her survival instincts, honed over centuries, kick into gear as she unravels a conspiracy that reaches the highest echelons of the empire. With the Imperial Guard closing in and the prince's fate hanging in the balance, she must choose between role shes been dealt and self-preservation, all while battling the fragmented echoes of her past lives that threaten to consume her. As she fights to reclaim her scattered soul, Xu Xin Duo must confront not only the external threats that surround her but also the internal demons that haunt her, making her question the very nature of her existence. Is she merely a collection of shattered memories, or can she forge a new destiny amidst the ruins of her past lives?

After dying unexpectedly, Ella is reincarnated into a fantasy world as Karina Goldbrace, the Empress of the struggling kingdom of Avugon. Given a mysterious system to guide her, she must navigate court politics, rebuild her empire, and uncover her true purpose. The system, however, is glitchy and often fails at critical moments. Complicating matters is Damian Frostfeather, the arrogant yet magnetic Emperor of the neighboring kingdom of Mitira. Their constant clashes, filled with sharp banter and undeniable chemistry, teeter between rivalry and romance. As tensions rise, Ella must decide if trusting Damian could lead to salvation—or betrayal—in her quest to secure peace and her kingdom’s future.

Book 2 of The Nochten trilogy. Five years have passed since the dreaded letter and Ana is now 12 years old. She continues to face the challenges in court, meanwhile, more support grows in favor of her cousin Mykhol. But as foreign invaders, the Bulgeons, encroach on their colonies with more than pillaging in mind, Ana must turn for aid in one of the last remnants of her mother's court, Admiral Nugen. The only human at court who may have more than a sense of duty to stay by Ana's side. Meanwhile, back in Dawny, Prince Nicoli struggles to find a way back into Ana's life after five years of silence on her end. Ever determined to reunite with his half-sister, he comes up with an ingenious plan that just has to work, despite Mykhol's and Queen Belinda's best wishes. But Queen Belinda has her own tricks up her sleeve and a resentment that only grows not against Ana but King Alexander, himself, who must choose between his children. Will Ana be able to manage these new challenges? And what about the strange rumors running around about Mykhol and her? Why is there talk of marriage? Secret engagements, a hidden love child, and a broken trust still loom over, doesn't Ana have enough to deal with?

After his death, Chen Yuan came to a vast world of cultivation and became the son of a clerk in a remote mortal country. Demons and ghosts are rampant here, and dangers is everywhere. Martial arts, food, spirits, monsters, Taoism, spiritual blood, evil spirits, Spiritual Realms... Born in such a big world, mortals are no better than ants. Fortunately, A cheat of [Jade Book] gave Chen Yuan the confidence to survive in this world. It includes Taoist martial arts and analyzes the content of the exercises. According to personal circumstances, He could deduce the most suitable practice plan for himself, so as to complete the practice in the most efficient way. It can also analyze the properties of materials and find spiritual roots and precious medicines that can accelerate the efficiency of practicing the exercises. Martial Arts: Green Corpse Palm, Ghost Blade, Ten Thousand Poison Jade Body Skill... Cultivation Techniques: Ghost Accomplice Technique, Red Clam Swallowing Moon Technique, Incense Alchemy Technique, Devil Eyes... With the help of these rare treasures, Chen Yuan started from the mundane martial arts world and gradually embarked on a mysterious immortal path of wandering the endless world in search of immortality... (My fellow cultivators, I am writing this new novel in English which is obviously not mother tongue language. So please help me if in case I make some mistakes. And Please rate and comment if you like it.) Chapters release date: 1 chapters per 2 days at maximum whereas 1 chapter per 1 day at minimum case And if possible please donate some gifts or coins for me.

Not knowing how things ended between them,he decided to look for her and court her again ....................... I know I've been a shit for treating you badly all those years and also for taking your love for granted. To tell the truth, I had wanted to break you when I first saw you. I had wanted to break that smile on your face. I had wanted to make you feel what darkness feels like. But look at me, can't even think without you. i feel pain anytime i sees you cry. He knelt on one knee and asked 'will you be mine'?

The story follows Yun Lan, a talented martial artist and the adopted son of a noble family, who is thrust into the political intrigue of the imperial court. He meets Li Zhi, a mysterious, cold swordsman from a rival family. At first, their encounters are filled with rivalry and animosity, but as they are forced to collaborate against a larger threat to the kingdom, they start to understand and care for each other. As they navigate political betrayals, secret plots, and hidden pasts, Yun Lan and Li Zhi's relationship grows from enemies to reluctant allies, and eventually, lovers. But with the fate of the kingdom hanging in the balance, and deep secrets threatening to tear them apart, will they find a way to be together?

(The pages of my story with twists and turns await you, dear readers.) ____ I never thought my first-ever private mission would be a failure. On top of that, getting kidnapped was the worst mishap one could ever have in their life. And above all, getting kidnapped as a detective was just a loss of pride... But surprisingly, as the humid night passed with freezing fear, the path of opportunities to resume my mission grew. At a certain point of time, two options were slapped on my face; Either Become a Slave Or Become a Bride Of course, I chose to be the slave because... "No, you can't!" Eagle declared. "Why can't I?" He didn't reply, instead took my hand in his and sang across the Ghost City Court, "I, Beloved of Ghost City, Ghost of the Moon's and Eagle of White, hereby declare myself to be your husband by law and by heart." WHAT!? --- Enjoy the journey of Venesa who gets kidnapped and unfolds the secrets of the Ghost City, while she finds herself feeling drawn towards the unknown mafia she married. ---- Humorous MC- Check Green Flag ML - Check Strong FL - Check White moon- Bleh

The vast earth is shrouded in mystery, and the future hangs on the brink of change. Amid the swirling chaos, dragons and serpents rise—who will claim the mantle of the True Dragon, and who will fade as a mere serpent? Or perhaps, beneath the heavens, could all living beings have the potential to ascend as dragons? The imperial court, the martial sects of the jianghu, immortal cultivators beyond the mortal world, ancient noble clans, barbarian tribes, demon gods, spirit races, and the forgotten arts of primordial witchcraft—countless powers collide, their fates intertwined in an intricate web of destiny and ambition.

In the unforgiving streets of Chicago, basketball was everything to Lucas Turner—his escape, his purpose, his future. Once a rising star destined for the NBA, Lucas’s dreams shattered with the tear of an ACL during a championship game. Left to drift through life, haunted by what could have been, Lucas's spark for the game—and for life itself—slowly faded. Years later, a selfless act to save a child’s life leads Lucas to the brink of death, where he is offered an extraordinary opportunity: a second chance to rewrite his story. Waking up as his 12-year-old self, Lucas finds himself back in his childhood bedroom, armed with the memories, wisdom, and pain of his past life. With his talent and passion reignited, he vows to do things differently this time—on and off the court.

When Evanna, a spirited commoner, is chosen as the sacrificial bride for the Beastlord—a legendary figure who rules over an army of monsters—she expects death. Instead, she discovers that the Beastlord is a cursed prince who seeks her help to break his curse and tame the unruly beasts in his domain. Together, they must navigate court intrigue, fend off rival kingdoms, and build an alliance of man and beast.

She was the forgotten empress, betrayed and murdered in cold blood. Now, reborn into the heart of a noble family, she awakens with the memories of a lifetime lost and a thirst for vengeance. Lady Elara remembers the sting of betrayal, the cold steel that stole her throne and her life. Now, granted a second chance at life, she vows to reclaim what was stolen and bring ruin upon those who wronged her. Yet, fate is a fickle mistress. Navigating a court rife with treachery and deceit, Elara finds herself drawn to a powerful and enigmatic lord. Their connection runs deeper than she could have imagined, entwined with the threads of their past lives. But as their love ignites, so too do the shadows of their enemies. Will Elara rise from the ashes of her past to seize her destiny? Or will the crimson tears of her tragic fate stain the pages of history once more? Crimson Tears of Scarlet Fate: A Reincarnation Romance - Prepare to be swept away in a world of magic, treachery, and a love that transcends even death itself.

In a city drowning in corruption, Jack Marlowe, a dedicated agent of the Death Prevention Squad (D.P.S.), is on a mission to protect the innocent. But when his beloved partner, Benny Thompson, is murdered in a brutal kangaroo court orchestrated by the sinister Sheriff Dalton, Jack's world is turned upside down. Consumed by grief and fueled by a burning desire for vengeance, Jack must rally his team to expose the sheriff’s dark secrets and dismantle the mob's iron grip on their city. As betrayal lurks around every corner and danger escalates, Jack faces the ultimate test of loyalty and sacrifice. In a gripping tale of resilience and redemption, will Jack honor Benny's legacy and rise as the hero his fallen friend believed him to be, or will he succumb to the very corruption he vowed to destroy? Prepare for a heart-pounding journey of loss, determination, and the relentless pursuit of justice.