Hamster Witze

Updates at 15:00 (+ 8 GMT) Kai is a gnome, Lin is a fairy. Kai is an SSS ranked adventurer who wants to retire after saving the world more times than he can count. Lin is an SSS ranked necromancer who hopes to sacrifice the world to get his brethren back into the realm of the living. They will both try to bullshit the other. The question is: Will they be able to guard their hearts well enough to achieve that which they desire? But, to be honest, a fairy apocalypse is still better than the hamster one two weeks ago, or so Kai tells himself. And Lin... Lin is Lin, he tries to be evil, but how could he, when he sounds like someone, who had been inhaling helium instead of air?

Failing exams was one thing. But repeating a grade was a whole new level of 'one thing'. And the next one was a petition for dismissal, a soon-to-be new next level of 'one thing'. That's my school life and I'm only in high school. Everyone was having the best time of their youth while I enjoyed running in my little hamster wheel of a pathetic course of existence. Well, what can I say, life's complicated when you are an Otaku. "And I don't need a boy to mess up my life tenfold more than how it is now." Or so I thought...? Book Cover by se_chi (Yours truly)

In "Tales of the Wild," embark on a captivating journey into the miniature world of hamsters. This collection of essays delves into the lives of these small but fascinating creatures, uncovering their intriguing behaviors, unique personalities, and the remarkable bonds they form with humans. Through vivid storytelling and insightful observations, the book paints a vivid picture of the wild spirits that reside within these domesticated companions. Whether you're a seasoned hamster enthusiast or new to the world of these tiny adventurers, "Tales of the Wild" offers a heartwarming exploration of the connections that bridge the gap between humans and their furry friends.

Monsters: these are creatures that have become more than what they were originally created as. A rabbit growing a horn; a horse blazing in fire; and a hamster with a snake as its tail. A man, more powerful than the next. Incredibly so that the gap between them becomes immeasurable. Clay is such a man. Born in modern Earth, called to be a Hero, but rapidly grows to be a monster in the eyes of fellow men, and other creatures. One day, when those that he held dear were hurt, monster or not, did not matter anymore. For they had awakened what truly is, The Real Monster. The fear of countless men, gods, spirits, and demons, gathered of one single being. "Blame me! Hate me! Fear me and tremble!"

In the end of the world, the fittest survive. Come back from rebirth, seize the opportunity, just want to survive in the hopeless end times. Three months before Mu Nan returned to the apocalypse, he sold all his savings to accumulate supplies, hoarded everything he could hoard like a hamster, and then huddled in his own house and lived a low-key life, carefully waiting for the apocalypse to come step by step…

The world turned upside down. Yet a group of weird circles enjoyed as the world changes. A group of friends live their lives to the fullest in the changing world. In this group of friends, A man with a screw loose on his head loves to watch his girlfriends being screwed by his friend and other guys. But he is not the protagonist. A man with dangerous feeling, ravage the horde of monsters with a manic expression. Loves to tear those flesh apart. Eating their meat raw. Crazy eyes and fang. But he is not the protagonist. A man with advanced intelligence, the one who supervised the group with his cunning plans and amazing inventions. He is not the one either. A man with Gynophobia who shivers at the sight of girls but looks cute like hamsters that every shotacon loves. He is not the protagonist either. A man with normal looks, average in every characteristic. A man who is the most sane in the group, A man who has a 'normal' girlfriend is not the protagonist either. The protagonist is a man who loves repetitive stuff. He likes doing boring and pointless stuff that no one wants. Even failed to advance in his second year of college for the 8th time. He never gave up.

Transferring this to another book. If you want to read a fantasy laidback story while unveiling the mystery of the world background, this may be a good fit for you. This will soon publish in the year 2022. Blurb: Ascael Witz spent a quarter-of-quarter of his life sneakily reading books in the city's bookstore and died tragically. He thought his life finally ended but found himself amidst the greenery sight with a naked butt. After trapping himself in a delusion, he finally accepted that he was transmigrated! Thinking that he was a chosen protagonist of any story, But his misfortune seemed to cling to him even in the afterlife. He could not find a job! He kneeled to fate and unknowingly weaved a job perfectly suitable for him. He was enjoying doing the thing that brought him peace until villains from complex backgrounds and conflicts he was unaware of knock on his humble abode. "Is this part of my fate?" - Cael

"Senang bisa bertemu dengan cowok yang tidak terlalu hiperaktif." Galang mulai melirik ke arah Dena yang menurutnya begitu manis dan menggemaskan. Layaknya boneka panda, dia ingin sekali meremas pipi Dena. Sayangnya, dunia mereka seperti dua mata koin yang berbeda. Galang dikenal sebagai si kuper berkacamata, tampilannya yang culun membuatnya terlihat seperti pecundang. Sedangkan Dena dikenal sebagai gadis periang yang memiliki banyak teman, serta aktif dalam kegiatan sekolah. Bisa dibilang dia seperti beauty di dongeng, "beauty and the beast." Dena berpikir untuk menarik Galang keluar dari zona nyamannya. Dia ingin mengubah beast menjadi pangeran tampan. Lalu, saat Dena masih berjuang untuk mengubah Galang, mereka harus terjebak dalam permainan yang harus membuat mereka memilih antara cinta dan persahabatan. Ditambah lagi dengan adanya pihak ketiga di antara mereka. Apa bisa mereka menggabungkan dua dunia mereka dalam satu ikatan? Saksikan kisah Galang & Dena di Hamster & Marmut. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -Di ilhami dari kisah nyata zaman SMA- Cover editing by Muhammad Titanto Photo by Pexel-media 1288245 Editing cover by Canva Ikuti Author di Instagram : M_titanto

SLOW UPDATES.... be patient with the book once you add it to your collections don't remove it. xx After the nogitsune, no one wants to associate with Stiles. He's lonely with a drunken and abusive father, no friends and his frequent hallucinations, nightmares and loneliness, summons down the White Spirit whose original form is that of a hamster. The White Spirit happens to be the daughter of the mightiest god and the guardian of the Nemeton. This is a fanfic of TeenWolf. I do not own TeenWolf nor it's characters other than the plot and other characters not related to TeenWolf.

(ON HOLD) He sat on a tree looking out into the open plain where the moons hand touched the tall grass, He suddenly jumped into the air and landed within a tall field of grass. He swung the dark dark blade, a wicked aura covering it to the side across the tall field, the tall grass in front of him fell to the side cut in two pieces. He sensed something and spun to the side, his clothes fluttering up into the air as a spear suddenly appeared from within the void of the tall grass and gaining momentum flew toward him and went straight under his armpit creating a hole in his clothes and the creating a giant deep ravine in the ground where it struck. He’d stop his spin and swung the saber down in that direction, the constant motion of his robes flew in a curve within the air which was followed by a straight black sinister line that followed the sword. His black hair suddenly straightened into the air at the end of his motion, a brilliant red gigantic spiritual wave was conjured in front of him inside of the grassy plane illuminating his face and then sending the wave in the direction of his opponent. The grass and ground tore apart in front of him and his opponent was revealed to be standing meters away in front of him with a spear held out raised horizontally. The grass behind him was falling onto the ground where spirit wave direction was pointed. “You are truly experienced and skilled.” He touched his sword gently, and smirked. His opponent abruptly dropped the spear and his arms drooped to his side, his legs then began to tremble and fail his knees touching the ground while he coughed up blood the organs inside of him should be raptured. He took steps forward and appeared infront of his opponent, flicking his blade with his wrist his opponents head would fall to the side “You just didn’t have enough.” __ I don't own the picture. This is an R-18 novel, and as thus contains a variety of fantasies. Anyway, Come and join are main character find himself within the cultivation world.

No editing. A chapter a day. We die like web series authors. Don't take it too seriously. What is the dream? Reincarnation? OP life cheats? An ultimate system? An ultimate writing system? Yeah sure does sound nice, too bad this author gets none of that. Tune in for the random life of a slow hobby writer and the ratatouille- style hamster that actually runs the place. Enjoy ramblings, writer's block, distractions in every chapter and a lot of internal arguing as author and hamster battle it out. Find spoilers in CC's other novels. Read into the nerdy worldbuilding research, cry in the editing room and drink too much tea. This is half novel half ranting exp adding tears. Not a diary. Maybe just entertain yourself for 2 seconds. This has been CC and Mr. Hamster's daily life.

An unlikely team, Snake and Hamster, put their heads together to escape the pet store on the only day of the year there is no staff; Christmas. A one-shot for a writing prompt - target length 1k words.

Desainer kepala SI Corporation yang terkenal, Xiao Yu, masih muda, menjanjikan, dan penuh dengan bakat. Tetapi siapa yang mengira bahwa surga akan cemburu dengan kejeniusan kepahlawanan ini ?! Setelah bangun dari kecelakaan mobil, dia tiba-tiba terlahir kembali sebagai hamster!

"Hamster Haven" is an engaging narrative that immerses readers in an enchanting world where hamsters become extraordinary chefs in a quirky restaurant, "Gastronomic Rodent." Throughout the chapters, the protagonist, Alex, faces exciting challenges to transform the restaurant into a culinary icon. From fierce competitions to the evaluation of a renowned critic, the plot unravels the journey of Alex and his adorable hamster chefs, highlighting the power of passion for gastronomy and unexpected collaboration. Between laughs, surprises and innovative dishes, "Hamster Haven" offers a captivating read, full of tasty moments and lessons about the true essence of success.

Vor fünf Jahren war sie noch der größte Witz in Haishi! Sieben Monate nach ihrer Schwangerschaft entdeckte sie, dass der Mann aus ihrer leidenschaftlichen Nacht nicht ihr zukünftiger Ehemann war. Der Mann, den sie so sehr liebte, hatte bereits eine Affäre mit ihrer Schwester... Fünf Jahre später kehrt sie mit ihrem entzückenden, genialen Kind zurück, um sich zu rächen. Zu ihrer Überraschung entpuppte sich der Vater des Kindes als der mächtigste Mann! Von da an war sie die meist beneidete Frau der Welt! Tycoon Qi erklärte arrogant: "Du hast mich für hunderttausend angeheuert, jetzt gehöre ich dir ein Leben lang!" Prinzessin Tian Tian klammerte sich an ihr Bein: "Mama, du hast mich fünf Jahre lang gemieden, aber jetzt bist du endlich zurück und übernimmst Verantwortung!" Prinz Momo überschüttet seine Mutter mit Zuneigung: "Mama, hier ist meine Bankkarte, gib sie aus, wie du willst." Genie Yuan Bao beklagte sich mitleidig: "Schönheit Ling, du begünstigst nicht mehr nur mich!"

copywritting Setelah mengalami kecelakaan, aku bereinkarnasi ke dalam sebuah novel yang sudah tidak lagi aku baca. - Cicit! (Apa-apaan ini?!) Aku menjadi seekor hamster yang tidak pernah muncul dalam novel. [Nilai Keajaiban saat ini 1%] [Naikkan Nilai Keajaiban. Itu akan menyelamatkanmu dari kematian!] Mereka memberiku, yang merasuki seekor hamster kecil, sebuah misi untuk membawa 'keajaiban' ke dunia ini. Kemudian, aku bisa kembali ke tubuh asliku. 'Bagaimana kalau menyelamatkan Kyle? Itu adalah sebuah keajaiban! [Keputusan tujuan selesai: Menyelamatkan Kyle Jane Meinhardt.] [Memilih misi...] Namun, ketika aku memutuskan untuk menyelamatkan Kyle, yang menjadi alasan aku berhenti membaca novelnya, dari kematiannya yang akan segera terjadi... "Mengapa kamu mencoba berdansa denganku? Ada begitu banyak orang di sana!" "Kenapa? Karena dari semua orang itu, kamu adalah peliharaanku." Mampu menggunakan Nilai Keajaiban untuk sementara waktu untuk menjadi manusia itu bagus, tapi... Apakah hanya aku atau apakah hidup sebagai manusia lebih sulit daripada sebagai hewan pengerat? "Jika aku mengikatmu, kamu tidak akan menghilang." "... Apa kau tidak tahu bahwa pengurungan adalah kejahatan?" Akankah aku bisa menyelamatkan Kyle dan membuat dunia ini menemui akhir yang bahagia?

Seraph’s life is a sad one, bullied on a day to day basis, his emotions and feelings slowly become numb to interaction… his eyes dull and his body weak he can only hold in his rage and despair deep within his heart. However, one day he sits down in class and realizes that his seat has disappeared thinking it was another prank he fell down onto grass? Looking up he sees a system? His entire class is with him and this time humans aren’t in charge of this new world...instead it’s the monsters in the forests. ________ “On earth they said, Beauty is held in the eyes of the beholder.” A sensual woman's voice swayed through the void. “ Such a good quote, however it’s so untrue don’t you think?” A cold man’s voice replied “ What do you mean?” The sensual woman giggled, “Well… Once upon a time, I came down to meet the humans, I considered myself as the most beautiful woman in the world, in the eyes of all in heaven I was considered the most beautiful- even the lord recognized this...however every single one of the humans shunned me at a glance. Met with fits of screams and anguished cries, I got really depressed... “ “Get to the point.” The Cold Man’s voice sharply interrupted the women. “Oh, Oh just wait. It gets better.” The sensual woman replied and then continued “ The next time i saw another man. I graciously approached, Bowed head, a dazzling smile on my face. I remember wearing the best thing I owned at the time.” “ A beautiful victorian dress with white frills. I perfectly embodied the word of elegance. Not even a queen could compete against me...however, I was shunned once more. The man even called me monster.” “So I did the only thing, I thought was proper…so I took him.” “Really, what then?” A gruff voice was heard in the void. “When did you come out of your hole?” The cold man asked. “Shush, I’m listening to the story!” An elegant man’s voice came through the void. “Hum, It seems as if everyones here.” The most beautiful feminine voice said through the void. The sensual woman laughed “I never knew my story could attract such a crowd.” She continued “but let’s continue… After taking him I went to work. I gave him soo many gifts, I gave him so much of my love just like in any relation we gave and took from each other… In the end, his eyes beheld my beauty.” “Then where is he?” The gruff man’s voice spoke “What do you mean? You're looking at him aren’t you?”

In a world ravaged by natural disasters, only the fittest survive. Having been reborn, the protagonist seizes the opportunity, determined to live well in the despairing end times. Mu Nan returns to the world three months before the apocalypse. He sells all his savings to stockpile supplies, hoarding everything he can like a hamster. Then, he remains hidden in his home, living discreetly while cautiously awaiting the gradual onset of the end times... The anticipated disasters include: epidemics, heat waves, earthquakes, extreme cold, pests, floods, droughts, famine, tsunamis, and sandstorms. With a special space for farming during the disasters, the story moves at a slower pace, focusing on the mundane aspects of life, readers who are sensitive to this should consider carefully!

Entertainment. It is something everybody enjoys. With this huge variety, this isn't a surprise. Singing and Music, in general, are probably the most people enjoy. Those who create them get well known, if there work gets popular. But there is also the, nowadays, very huge part of Games, Programming and what all goes along. The people who make games, in contrast to singers and musicians, aren't often that known. They even say that most of them also like things like anime and sometimes even that they aren't that social, but this is more a stereotype. Now, what do you think would it be like, if one of those gets into a world with magic and all the other things?

A dead demonic cultivator vowed a heinous death upon the righteous cultivator that killed him. His soul was whisked away into reincarnation, but something went wrong and his soul transferred into a fallen prince. When he was a cultivator he caused fear, building a skull throne. Now he has been transferred into a fallen prince that had lost his title, his mother, and the love of his life. What would he do now?

Humans are a very determined bunch. You can push them down, squash their pride and subject them to the horrendous pain and they could still stay determined. But what happens when you push them to their limits. As they say, even. cornered rat can bite a cat.

In the world of Beast people, there is one rule that needs to be abode by all-- that hierarchy must be preceded. It is a place where strongest predators prey and immortals rule over others, it is only to ensure the balance in the cycle of life. For Chii, coming from a hamster litter; it isn't an easy life. Dragon!mainlead, hamster!maincharacter

Follow Instagram @sere_nity_lee untuk info novel terbaru Serenity Lee Ara dan Ghifar tanpa sengaja bertemu karena seekor hamster bernama Onix. Keduanya kemudian berteman selama satu bulan. Namun, sayangnya Ara harus pergi meninggalkan Ghifar karena perceraian kedua orang tua angkatnya. Akankah Ghifar dan Ara bertemu kembali? Dan apa yang akan terjadi saat mereka ditakdirkan berjumpa kembali setelah beranjak remaja? Masihkah mereka mengenali satu sama lainnya? MAMPIR JUGA KE CERITAKU YANG LAIN YA KAK: 1. Mendadak Menikah 2. ALISHA (PRETENDING) 3. Zarina the Abandoned CEO 4. Terpotek Cinta CEO Botak tapi Ganteng 5. Annethaxia Luo Putri Negeri Salju 6. Elegi Cinta Asha 7. Angela the Alpha's Mate TERIMA KASIH

Maria survived the war on another side of the planet and build up new life steadily, viciously working and saving whenever she could. When she finally got her dream come true a disaster happened. Apocalypse... Just as she relaxed finally a bit her life became messy again, or not. Let's see how this human-like hamster will survive the hard days to come. I would like to mention that I am not a Native English speaker so please forgive me for all my mistakes :)