Warhammer Orc

"Ahhhhh…this is the orcs tribe!!!! Abraham was shocked when Mary told him where he was now. " Ehhh…who is this….impossible!!!!.is this me!!!!!" With a loud voice Abraham shouted when he saw a green figure in the reflection of the river water. ###### " What !!! You gave your blood in the transformation potion!!!!" Ramon the leader of the Antilia orcs tribe's voice of disbelief was heard as he spoke to Juana the witch of their orcs tribe. " What can I do, because of the emergency I didn't think much, so only my blood was used" Juana replied with a slightly embarrassed tone but there was clearly no regret visible on her face. ###### " You let him stay near the outer area of ​​the tribe? Are you sure?" Ripley the captain of the Antilia orcs tribe knights asked Ramon. " Isn't that good, if he can survive just think of it as his destiny, but if not, then Juanan's problem will be solved right!" Ramon replied with a calculating tone. " But, what about Juana's response?" Ripley asked confused. "Don't worry, it's better to suffer in the beginning than to suffer longer in the future. Don't you know, the side effects of drinking this change potion, and Juana is our tribe's witch!! So she has to get a candidate from the tribe, not another!!!" Ramon replied with a determined tone. He couldn't possibly give anyone outside his tribe to marry, their witch because it was the same as allowing problems to be nurtured, and he didn't want that. ####### " Ehhh….what kind of house are you going to build Abraham?" Mary asked!! "It's a stilt house" Abraham replied with a smile. "Stilt house, what kind of house is that??" Wall asked Abraham. "I want to know too" Gros also responded. ##### " Come on…come on…you can do it Gros!!!! Abraham's enthusiastic shouts to Gros were heard. " Ahhhhhh...I failed" Gros replied with a helpless tone as he failed to lift the 1000 kg test stone with one hand. ##### "Are you sure Abraham can lift the stone?" Mary asked Wall and Gros. "I doubt it, Abraham can lift it" Wall answered in an uncertain tone "Abraham can definitely lift it, I believe in him" on the other hand Gros said with a different answer. ####### "Wow…..he's amazing!!!!!!!! "He did it!!!!! "This…this is unbelievable!!!! "Abraham….abraham...Abraham…..the sound of cheers echoed across the field, shouting Abraham's name….

An unnamed scout, sacrificed on the battlefield of the Southern Border, is miraculously reborn in an alternate universe. Unexpectedly, he becomes a shaman of the Orc Kingdom, even more, a rare Dragon Shaman that appears once in a millennium. What's more, he is cursed with the Blood Sacrifice of the vilest magic pet! What lies behind this curse? A charming beauty of the Fox Tribe, a Mermaid Princess from the Abyss Kingdom, a mysterious Clam Girl from the East, a Swan Warrior maiden, who is the very embodiment of an angel, all these arrive at his side one by one. Mysterious Panda Warriors from the Eastern Panta Clan, powerful Elephant Warriors of the Orephin Clan, the invincible Whale Knights of the Banilou Tribe, from the deep sea, to the formidable warriors of Summer Palace will follow our protagonist on the stage of a grand war, carving their own path to glory. Witness how our protagonist confronts his new identity, challenges the formidable human magic and invincible legions with the heroic Orc war-song. Witness how our protagonist take on the identity of the Double Dragon Shaman to defeat the Dragon Knights, leading the Bimon warriors, whose brilliance is gradually fading, and penning a saga of zero mortality amidst the battle with foreign invaders!

Traversing Nesserite, Matthew became a minor Lord. Nurtured a Time Dragonling, developed arcane arts, and modified technology. Absorbed a population of Humans, Dwarves, Elves, Hobbits, Gray Elves, Tieflings, and Demonic Offspring among other races, creating a new modernized kingdom with a magical twist. Destroying the Nesserite Empire was the task! Annihilating the Elf Kingdom and the Elven God System was the mission! Eradicating ancient fiends and disasters was Matthew's cry as he crushed his destiny! "Brothers and sisters, join the Bay Territory! "Here, we build houses, take care of children for free, don't worry about food or clothing, arrange jobs, and provide all the resources needed for life." "Even, we can offer the path to godhood..." "All you need to do is pay a tiny price!" A slow-unfolding farming story, a new world of dragons and the Underground City, a magic version of the Warhammer Empire, a brand-new version never seen before by everyone. Also known as "The Rise of the Magical Modified Warrior Legion," "The Astaate Guide to Magic," "Me, Plagued by Misfortune, Stealthily Surviving and Growing," "The Modernization of the Magical World"...

Zhou Rui had just turned 20 when his life took an unexpected turn. He was hit by a truck one day. Just as he was convinced he was about to die, something strange happened. Instead of waking up in the afterlife, he opened his eyes as a baby. Later, he learn he had reborn as Lumien Ofnir, the youngest son of a baron. As Lumien grew up, he realized this world was nothing like Earth. Magic was real, and creatures like goblins, orcs, dragons, titans, and other mythical creatures were part of everyday life. Fortunately, in this dangerous world, Lumien received another blessing. It was a system. Follow Lumien's journey as he begins to explore this new world with the support of a Harem System. The mysterious cheat that allows him to copy and develop the magical powers of any woman he has slept with. [Author’s Note: The earlier chapters might feel slow and boring, but I promise it’ll all be worth it once the pace picks up.] ============= Daily Quest: Ejaculate: 0/3 time Reward: 1 Stat Point "What in the actual hell?!" the baby Lumien Ofnir wanted to scream, but what came out of his mouth was a garbled, "Googoogaga?!"

After being thrust into the Warhammer 40,000 universe, Qin Mo discovers that he possesses extraordinary abilities. He can conjure lightning and fire from thin air. His mind overflows with advanced technological knowledge. He can even manipulate the very fabric of reality, bending the laws of physics to his will. At first, he assumes these gifts must be the work of Tzeentch, a twisted blessing from the Changer of Ways. ...or something way scarier If you’d like to support me and read a bit ahead, feel free to check out my Patreon(patreon.com/TLHemont): Do you like this Novel? Then pls consider supporting me by Commenting or Rating it.

Xiao Chen was once a great soldier of Huaxia known for his strange, unique but effective tactics and plans during operations. He would always assume command and orchestrate highly-dangerous missions and would lead his unit to success. He was known for being a great commander which made his military rank soar, from being a young lieutenant freshly graduate from the academy to becoming one of the youngest general that Huaxia had ever seen. Sadly though his military career was cut short when he was deeply involved in the older generals politics. He died a tragic death when he was murdered by the men who he trusted so much and considered his brothers. His soul wandered through the river of time and space still seeking vengeance and was soon swallowed up by a swirling light. He soon found himself in the body of a monster or that's what others consider him to be. He had a hulking figure pack with muscles,towering nearly 7ft tall, a pair thick tusks jutting out from his mouth and lupine ears along with the great desire for battle welling up inside him. He begins his new journey as a green hulking monster or an orc as what his kind was called, a monster born for war and lived for war.

"When the sky weeps and the stars vanish, the child of two bloods shall rise. And with his choice, the world shall either fall... or be reborn." The heavens trembled as gods waged war, shattering the balance of the world below. With Olympia in chaos, the orcs seized their chance, rising against elves, humans, and dwarves in a brutal conquest. Amid the divine struggle, Ragon—son of Zeus and an Olympian god—found himself betrayed. Unable to overthrow Zeus, the gods turned their wrath on his demigod son, striking him down before he could ascend to true godhood. But death was not the end. His spirit, on the brink of divinity wandered the mortal realm until it found an unlikely vessel—a slain noble child whose adopted father, an Elven overlord, had infused his body with forbidden magic, granting him unnatural longevity. Seizing the opportunity, Ragon took over the child's body, determined to reclaim his power, defy fate, and carve his own path among gods and mortals alike.

In the dark alleys of Blackspire, fifteen-year-old Kieran, a half-orc outcast, survives by his wits and desperation. But when a mysterious flyer offers him entry into the Trial of the Devil—a brutal test promising unimaginable power—Kieran sees a chance to escape the misery of his existence. The Trial transports seekers to Nytheris, a shadowed world where survival means facing relentless monsters, deadly challenges, and the darkness within themselves. There is no return. Nytheris is not just a battleground but a realm where cities hide treachery, alliances are fleeting, and even the strongest can fall. Kieran's journey pits him against horrors beyond his imagination and forces him to confront the cost of his ambition. In a place where only the ruthless thrive, Kieran must decide if power is worth sacrificing his humanity—or if the boy who entered the Trial will ever emerge again.

A thousand years ago, humanity was on the brink of extinction. We were weak—unable to match the strength of the Orcs and Beastmen, the magic of the Elves, or the craftsmanship of the Dwarves. Against the countless races of the world, we lost the war for the central continent and were driven to the barren edges, left to struggle for survival. With the Great Dragon’s decree, no one could harm us for a thousand years, and as time passed, history faded into myth. Now, with that protection gone, the world descends into chaos. In the slums of Old Oak Town, an orphaned boy awakens a cursed eye—Geass, a forgotten legacy feared by all. As those who know the truth of the past begin to stir, the boy’s journey may lead humanity down a dangerous path—one that could reignite the embers of history.

In a world full of monsters and humans, there existed the Five Great Empires: Bergeves, Houndshear, Evergrove, Brineford and Ravenbrook, ruled respectively by the Vampires, Werewolves, Elven, Orcs and Humans. These nations were formed by the first Shadow Emperors after they faced and defeated Zelda, the Chaos god, during the First Crimson War. Several millennia later, a prophecy is made that the defeated Zelda shall be resurrected to exact his revenge on the world. But there is hope, for a group of monster warriors shall rise to protect Amberland from this great threat. They are: Monster Five!!!

Hazekaya was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG! Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs. From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman." With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazekaya is left wondering—"Why is my isekai life like this!?"

Ten thousand years after Carlotta's accidental fall, pure humans have long been extinct, genetically evolved orcs dominate the world, they are valiant and warlike, possessing near-perfectly strong physiques and extraordinary fighting strength, the only drawback is that females are scarce. The only drawback is the scarcity of females. Male orcs will burst into heat when they reach adulthood, and will go crazy if there is no female to appease them. When the only pure human girl with sss-level guidance ability comes to the future of the orc world, the whole continent goes crazy. When learned that she was born pregnant body, can for the heir of the king beast breeding top pure blood offspring, all parties big brother is scrambling to pander to snatch broken skull, just to be able to get the beauty favor, and her to make baby to raise pups ......

Summoned into a lost fight, a deity, a goddess- Is that truly all I am? Why not a matron, the giver of life. A futa orc who'll turn this world into her own. That's it, that's what I want.

In the Middle Realm, civilizations of Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs, Beastkin, and Merfolk rose from the remnants of the Great War. Shaped by residual energies, these races forged distinct cultures and societies, building alliances while still haunted by the scars of past conflicts. Though peace was sought, old wounds festered, and the potential for unrest remained ever-present. At the heart of this volatile world stands Evan, captain of the Golden Sun Guild, leading a team of elite warriors and mages. They face threats both external and internal, but their greatest challenge may lie not in the monsters they battle, but in the deep, hidden forces tied to the lingering aftermath of the Great War.

[WN WITH ILLUSTRATION] Story about human babies raised by monsters in a world of sword and magic. Allen is an orphaned boy that had lived a rather pleasant life with his orc mother in the bowels of a deadly dungeon, until the day a group of humans ventured down to loot and pillage the home they had come to think of as safe. They took everything that Allen had, and drove him further away from the humanity. In anger and anguish, Allen turned his back on the humans. He encapsulated himself in a deep-seated hatred of them, refusing to associate with them in any way—even going so far as to reject any attempt at kindness. Allen begins his journey in a world of human with full of deceit, danger, envy, and politics. [WARNING! this novel has strong gore and violence] [This novel has an illustration. All the illustrations are original and made by me. Reuse is not allowed, and repost should be with credit]

Eli is an ancient man sentenced to death for the crime of surpassing the sacred number of 32.8, which is the allowed percentage of increased mental ability from the use of AI chips. As he journeys through death and into a world of fantasy and magic, he finds himself approaching never before seen heights of magical power and ability. Powers that will shape the world and would see him go down in legends for generations ever after. But just because someone acquires magical abilities, that doesn't mean magic is suddenly the most important thing in their life. Some people aren't looking to be all-powerful gods, have the world bow at their feet, or spend their days obsessing over accumulating ever more power. Some people just want acceptance, stability, and the warmth of their loved ones to drive away the cold loneliness of the night. And in a world where magic is the bedrock of society, where magic is what determines who is preferred for siring children, where people with high magical ability are destined to live in great luxury and those without magic simply live to make due, this difference in values and perspective could not have a starker contrast. As Eli and the people around him navigate the misconceptions and deceptions of this world, he will represent a great and magnificent future for the human race. One where humanity will stand above the elves, dwarves, orcs, fairies, and all the horrors of the world. Sadly, men's tools are as fallible as the people who make them, and in a society where the potential of an individual is determined solely through their magical level, this seed of promise may yet turn venomous. This book is now available on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08N3K5D4G Discord server: https://discord.gg/wP5ehQjeFz

Roman was an ordinary man living an unremarkable life in the modern world—until he woke up in a medieval fantasy kingdom as a young king named Roman Savarnadar. The kingdom of Death, nestled in the dangerous Savarnadar Continent, is on the brink of collapse, plagued by internal strife, political conspiracies, and hostile neighbors. Labeled as a weak and useless king, Roman’s new life seems destined for failure. But Roman has one advantage: a mysterious system panel that grants him 100 loyal soldiers daily—soldiers who grow stronger with each battle. Armed with modern knowledge, sharp wit, and unwavering determination, Roman begins his journey to reclaim his throne, outsmart his enemies, and rise above his "useless king" reputation. As his army grows and his power consolidates, Roman must navigate a world of swordsmen, magicians, and dark magicians, outmaneuver treacherous nobles, and fend off threats from neighboring nations and the ferocious orc tribes of the Northern Plains. Will Roman's cunning mind and golden system be enough to conquer his enemies, unite the continent, and leave an eternal mark on history? Follow his epic rise as the king who defied all odds and built an empire that none could challenge! "My Life as a King"—a thrilling tale of strategy, power, and conquest awaits!

This is a Patreon Exclusive that updates +50 (with images) chapters ahead at all times: www.patreon.com/Zocatarr --- Schedule: 3 - 4 chapters per week. --- «Attention» Only +18! Look at the Tags!!! The MC is unhuman, and his worldview is unhuman, accordingly, there are no moral frameworks. This is a hentai story of about 150 chapters. There will be violence, cruelty, a little necrophilia. If you don't like it, don't read it. --- Synopsis below: The main character transmigrated to the cruel, but desired world of hentai. But not in a knight or a paladin, but in an orc - the enemy of all light races. However, using the system and the absence of any moral restrictions, he will bring this world to its knees and fu…. --- Tags: Elves, Orcs, Cruelty, Violence, Rape, Death during sex, Sex Slavery, Harem, Magic, Necrophilia, Death of Minor Characters, Profanity. ---

When Rowan Hale stumbles upon an ancient, worn-out book, he expects nothing more than useless pages filled with forgotten lore. But as he opens it, a blinding light pulls him into a world beyond his wildest imagination-a realm brimming with magic, peril, and mystery. Stranded in the strange town of Stagpeak, Bash quickly discovers that this world is not only unfamiliar but filled with hidden dangers lurking in the shadows. As he struggles to understand his newfound powers and the golden orb of light that has fused with his very being, Rowan embarks on a quest for answers. With whispers of monsters, orc armies, and dark forces gathering in the countryside, his journey leads him deeper into the heart of a magical world where nothing is as it seems. Along the way, he forms unexpected alliances and faces life-threatening dangers, all while trying to uncover the truth behind the powerful magic he now holds. Will Rowan find his way home, or is his destiny forever bound to this strange, otherworldly dimension? In A World Beyond the Pages, the line between reality and magic blurs, and one young man's adventure is only just beginning.

"Always remember, no matter how much a fae may seem like they experience emotions, no matter how human like a fae may behave...a fae can never be a human." The Keybearer. A young maiden from another world foretold by ancient prophesy, destined to collect the seven keys and save the world. Surely that's the kind of story that finds some plucky high schooler dreaming of adventure and whisks them off to find their true love, right? Overworked salary women like Emily have long passed the point where such fantasies can come true, and even if they did, it's not like she'd know the first thing about what to do. ...So of course, nobody even bothered to ask her before dropping her into an entirely new world full of magic and danger. Like the three hungry orcs eyeing her as soon as she wakes up. "What do you mean I can sense the keys if I use magic?! What magic?!" If Emily could, she'd have immediately issued a rejection letter, but unfortunately, the only way back is to finish her quest somehow. But it's not all danger and confusion. The knight who rushed into battle to save her is charming and kind and gorgeous, and the beautiful and lonely prince has a soft and kind smile only for her. If everyone she meets along the way is like them... Well. It can't be that bad, right? "...--I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A PAINTING?!"

Watch as Alex Rise Survive in the World of Starship troopers with a Warhammer 40k system, will he be the hero of the Federation or will he die as a nameless Soldier in the Fight against the bugs. And a Battle for the multiverse. Would you like to Know More? Starship troopers timeline (short timeline) Warhammer 40k (currently writing.) Note: I do not own the Content of the Starship troopers Franchise or The Warhammer 40k Content. I have received permission from the Dawn of War Modding Community to use their assets in this fanfic.

Phillip is more than downtrodden. Born with only his sister, he is as poor as it can get in the Kingdom of Chadia. After tragedy, after tragedy hits his life, he only preserved in the memory of his sister. Forsaken, shunned, and schemed against, Phillip is known as the wretch, the pig, the oaf, and many other names by his co-workers, his neighbors, his former school mates... Let's follow Phillip as he attempts to live his life, and see if it is worth living... Because everything isn't always what it seems.

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A world called Escalodia, a place where all nations, namely Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs and Giants live side by side and make peace. But, everything changed and war broke out everywhere, resulting in unrest and political instability across the state. And there is almost no way to restore the peace. Then came the prophecy that said that everything would return to normal and there would be someone who could bear the burden but if he took the wrong step then the future of the world would be no more. Will he be able to restore that peace or will the future of the world be destroyed by him as well? Could he be as predicted before ? Announcement : Book 2 will launch on this March. *Uploaded once a week mostly at Saturday or Sunday. Book 3 coming soon. Available on Royal Road & Wattpad too

*Some chapters contain heavy smut, beware. Ken, the Undefeated Mage, took on the mission to break past the world's limits for its denizens. He failed, again and again until deciding to take a leap of faith and staged a suicide. Many years have passed since then, and the [Undefeated Mage] has become a title few remember, until one day, the revival plan he had devised takes effect. From the glass coffin, he has arisen with a plan forged by time and secrets beyond the realm. With his glorious past lost to the penalty for cheating death, the new Ken has become an ordinary mortal. But his goals hasn’t changed. Only, now he know that he cannot break the world's limits by himself. His plan requires some... unusual steps. But the heroines have a say in it, as it involves Ken breeding them to the best of his capability; which means Ken's journey to the top of the world this time shall be filled with brutal lovey-dovey seggs! Additional Tags and themes: R-18, Violence, Magic, Politics, Kingdom-building, Wars, Anti-hero protagonist, Human-Nonhuman Relationship (Orcs, Elves, Goblins, Merfolk, Wyrms, Dwarves, Necros, Ghosts, Druids, Dragons, Vampires, Shapeshifters, Parasites, and many more), harem, Slavery, Interracial and interspecies relationships, pregnancy, No Ntr (Netori / Netorase /netorare), Smut (Graphic descriptions of Sex), Litrpg elements, level-up, Supernatural Abilities, Weak-to-strong, Scheming, Ruthless Protagonist, Overpowered Protagonist, Beautiful female leads, Master-Student Relationships, Overpowered Female Leads, A variety of waifus including Yanderes, Tsunderes, Milfs, Gilfs, Beastgirls, Monstergirls, lots of lemons and a whole ton of wholesomeness.

"Hello there, as you heard from whatever those strange words are, I’m basically a mushroom, but in reverse, instead of leeching energy off dying things, I give energy to… the dying? To those that ask for it? No no, that’s not it… hmmm… oh that’s right! To those that need it! Well, that’s how it was supposed to go, but something unexpected came up, I would say they are going completely overboard as they tried to off me. All I know is that I helped someone in dire need of it and now, I’m being chased by these scary people, I can hide pretty good, but they are looking for me thoroughly, and they are somehow tracking me, all I can do is keep running, or would that be jumping? Oh, it doesn’t matter!” "I heard something over there!" ‽ ‽ ‽ "Oh shoot they heard me moving, I have to get going now, bye whoever you are, I wish you a good life!" Follow a unique little mushroom in a fantasy world where both nature and civilization are at the top, neither dominating nor succumbing to the other. Nature, monsters, animals, as strong as ever, and the humans, orcs, elves, demons, you name it, are just as proficient, each in their own way. Monsters hunting, killing, dominating the others... the sentient races gathering and growing for survival and betterment in their lives, and in the middle of all that, is our small, uncanny, mushroom friend… well, lets see what happens, shall we? (Art: “Shroom home” by Know-Kname on DeviantArt)

Darius Kael, a seventeen-year-old with the rare and devastating magic of Titanbound Physique, has always been haunted by his power’s destructive potential. After a fateful tragedy in his mountain village, he set out on a solitary journey, determined to master his abilities and prove they could be used for good. But when he rescues Elara Veyne, a sharp-witted girl with the mysterious magic of Soul Echoes, their fates become intertwined. Elara can temporarily absorb the skills and memories of others, but she fears losing herself to the fragments of lives she carries. Together, they seek balance in their powers and each other, forging a bond of trust and hope. Their path, however, is far from peaceful. When a nearby kingdom falls under siege by monstrous orcs and whispers of an ancient, dark force begin to stir, Darius and Elara are thrust into a world of war and intrigue. As they navigate the horrors of battle and the secrets buried in the kingdom’s past, they uncover a destiny larger than either of them imagined—one tied to the fate of the world itself. But as Darius struggles with the overwhelming cost of his power and Elara confronts the echoes of countless lives, they must decide: will they succumb to the darkness within or rise to become the heroes the world desperately needs?

WSA 2025 Rat, dog, human, orc, he has been all, yet no one know what he actually is. He is Wrath, he is God, he is everywhere and in everyone. 50 PowerStone- bonus chapter 10 golden ticket- bonus chapter castle- 5 bonus chapter future privilege: 30 chapters

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Regulus, a Filipino Fisherman, was suddenly confronted by a god one day for his sin of fishing. The god threw him into the void, and what awaited him was a new world filled with wonder and fantasy. There were goblins, slimes, orcs, onis, and dragons that are waiting to meet him. When he arrived in this new world, the god gave him a taste of his own medicine by turning him into a fish, but that wasn’t all. The god didn’t know that Regulus came to possess an evolution system on his way there. Follow as Regulus climbs through the food chain and starts his own nation! ===== Join my discord! Talk to me about stuff. https://bit.ly/LittleYunDiscord ===== Author's Note: An WPC 206 entry, but I didn't qualify because I set it to 'Short Stories' instead of 'Novel'. Damn.