Humorous Story Jokes

a girl and a boy trapped forced to live in one apartment in Seoul for university. But they started a war their .

In a world where forming a contract with spirits is strictly forbidden, Zayn, a man who has grown weary of life, decides to take on one final mission, intending it to be his last. But fate has other plans. During the mission, Zayn unexpectedly forms a contract with a spirit. The terms are simple: Zayn will gain the spirit’s power, but in return, he must open a door when the time comes, no matter what lies behind it.

I finally realized it, we- no I am a worthless speck of dust in the vast universe... And I realized this too late, Or did I? Hello, anyone who is reading this, I am new to writing and, will just put random thoughts that come to mind, So please don't go trying to kill me because I was bad at writing. And also, technically I'm still a kid

Book of Origin is a book that started everything and will end everything. Some people say that the Book of Origin was made by spirits to keep the world balanced from overflowing mana. Although, no one's ever seen the spirits before so their existence are still mysterious. The Book of Origin is the highest level of magic that can rewrite the reality itself. Everyone is trying to find the book, whether only to find the answer of the beginning or use it to fulfill their wishes. One day, a girl ran through the village to find something precious. The village was devoured by fire everywhere and burnt. There is no safe place in that village. Many corpses laying on the ground and are still fresh. The girl keeps searching for what she's trying to find until she hears someone's scream. She found the girls that she has been looking for and a group of assassins that are searching for the Book of Origin. She protected the girls as the assassins disappeared to somewhere. She took care of the girls for 6 years and now she has the girls schooling before begins their journey and finding the Book of Origin. What happened during their school and what will happen on their journey?

One day, a lonely teenager, who usually spent time alone after school, accidentally met a girl who was daydreaming in the school garden—the place where he usually went to be by himself. She was lost in thought because she was late in confessing her feelings to the person she liked. From that day on, they began to share their stories with each other every day after school.

Roy Story follows the story of Roy, a seemingly ordinary teenager whose life is violently cut short when he is murdered. As he nears death, he meets a mysterious woman who grants him the power of transmigration. Upon his death, Roy is transported into a completely new reality, where he is reincarnated into his own body but with a fresh set of circumstances and challenges. His memories remain intact from previous and this current life, and he must navigate this new world, facing impossible odds while adapting to the ever-changing situations in each reality.

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

Our universe is not unique. It exists alongside infinite others—worlds where time flows backward, where monsters walk freely, where death wears many faces. Between them lies a web of fate. This is the story of a boy who got caught in that web. He had no family, no name worth remembering. Just a porter in a dusty railway station, living unnoticed. His only wish was to live a little better before dying a little quieter. But life doesn't give you what you want. It gives you what you deserve. And sometimes, what you deserve is far worse than anything you could ever imagine. One night, in that cold and crumbling corner of the world, someone found him, who declared the boy has lost his memory. Thus began his descent into the heart of multiversal chaos. The watchers of fate—the ones we call gods—do not cheer for heroes or mourn the fallen. They simply watch, judge, and wait. And sometimes… they choose. This boy was chosen—to suffer like the damned or rise like a legend. As time goes, more and more chaos feel upon him. Declared a prophet by a forgotten god made of blue mist, the boy was dragged into a world beyond comprehension.The god offered no wisdom, only pain. No salvation, only orders. Each divine command felt like a curse etched into his soul. With a war brewing against the Cloud of Nihility, a group mass-producing forbidden power to rule all existence, the boy is sent to gather allies from countless realms—elves, dragons, ancient machines, and more. Each world brings new horrors. Each divine command brings more suffering. Through multiverse, he finds companions and enemies alike—but trust is a currency he cannot afford, not when the god who chose him is watching from above… smiling. Will he be able to defy his fate? Will he be able to retrive his memory? What waits for him in the multiverses—each more twisted, more dangerous than the last? Will he be able to defy the god who made him a weapon?

Eight years of intense training with a mysterious white-haired woman? Check. A dramatic encounter with a gorgeous Saint who made his heart skip a beat? Also check. Entrance exam to a magic academy full of weirdos? Pfft… should be easy, right? Ren just wants a peaceful life—graduate from the academy and maybe—just maybe—avoid getting caught up in world-ending nonsense. But life said, “Nah, bro. You’re the main character.” Now he's stuck dealing with a Saint who’s hiding secrets, a pretty boy prince from another world who’s acting like he read the game script, and ridiculously powerful girls who keep showing up for some reason. The world might be ending, but hey—at least the academy cafeteria serves free lunch.

The Story of Banaras takes you on a soulful journey through the ancient city of Kashi—one of the oldest living cities in the world. Told through the eyes of Pandit Ramcharan, an 80-year-old priest, and a curious young boy, this story brings alive the ghats, lanes, traditions, and untold histories of Banaras. From the calm of the Ganga at dawn to the deep silence of Manikarnika at night, this is a tale of faith, culture, change, and timeless spirit. If you’ve ever wondered what makes Banaras eternal, this story will show you. ---

A story of hundreds and thousands years of endless war. Vowed to remain continue until the world itself doomed. Takaya Takahashi, the grandson of the world most feared man— a young, calm, handsome, loving and cheerful turning into cold, calculated, and strong after his parents passed away. Isolating himself alongside his younger sister, leaving his older sister under his grandfather's care. Until he founds out that he possess one of the power of The Ancient Warrior, The Light. Turning his life into a new journey where he use the power to protect and restores balance in his life. Though everything seems working, the past never goes away. By having that power making him "Wanted" by other people who exploits the powers of ancient warrior for their own benefits. He comes back to his older sister and working together since. Uncovers many hidden truth of their life that have been manipulated, Will he finally found peace?

If your going to read this this book was made as a joke In a humble village beneath the majestic Flower’d Mount, there liveth a youth named Dragon Fire Strong, blessed with the fiery breath of dragons yet cursed with sneeze most tumultuous. Upon a morn serene, he doth receive a charge from a mystical blade arisen from the shimmering river—an urgent quest to seek the secret rice, the very heart and soul of the sacred soup that nourisheth the world’s harmony. Without this enchanted grain, chaos shall descend, the skies shall crumble like shattered pancakes, and monstrous fiends shall arise to devour the noses of the innocent. Armed with valor, a mighty sword, and an unyielding spirit, Dragon Fire Strong embarks upon a most peculiar and sneeze-laden odyssey. Guided by riddling allies and ancient wisdom, he must venture through whispering forests and face fearsome beasts, all to preserve the sacred broth and protect the noodle realm from utter ruin. Thus beginneth the epic, awkward, and oft sneezy journey of one boy’s fight to save all that is tasty and dear.

Arata Sasaki is a motivated and spirited 16-year-old student who approaches each day with enthusiasm. He eagerly anticipates reuniting with his friends at school. After preparing swiftly for the day, he steps out, filled with energy, particularly as it is Friday. Upon his arrival at school, he opens his locker and is surprised to discover a love letter inside, not yet knowing the horrors he is to face shortly.

Joong han and Un saewon both have the mission to solve the unresolved riddles and find a cure of the new disease that is O-degree empathy that is spreading like wildfire. While investigating, they find the dirty hands and political corruptions taking place in the so-called "behind the scenes" and trying to bring it in front of the unknowing and chaotic world. (In the book, I have not described the characters facial and body parts but I have posted the picture of the book that is the main characters, thank you for understanding)

In a world torn between light and shadow, Draven, a warrior from a forgotten past, awakens in a realm where magic reigns and ancient kingdoms crumble. Armed with a cursed scythe and a vision of unity through darkness, Draven gathers a loyal army to forge a new world. But as he rises from ashes and loss, he must confront betrayal, the cost of power, and the truth of his destiny. This is a tale of war, legacy, and redemption where even death may not be the end.

Definisi cinta adalah indah, tetapi pada kenyataannya terkadang menyakitkan.

She was just a lonely girl with no friends, no one at all to call a friend until she met them, at school, best friends that she will forever keep. And Lian, the guy who loves her with all his heart. She was used to all sorts of pain but she felt so heart broken when he left. Until two years later, when she saw that familiar face again, tears welled up in her eyes looking at him the guy she loved so much, one she could give up everything for. Will he accept her? Will he still love her after two years? Read the story to know more about Emily and Lian.

Sam Rush, a janitor and also a novel reader. "it's the last chapter." The novel he read all the time was finally coming into an end. "The story hasn't ended yet." "Do you want to know the end of it?" "Yeah, i still want to know the end." "Very well then." [Author Note : Fresh story, english is not my first language so im sorry if there were mistake in my grammar, not the cup of tea for some reader, and enjoy]

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them

Damion Grey (A.K.A Grey Eyes) enters the deadly Crime Contest, determined to surpass his fallen idol, the Villain King, and prove his father—Ignitro, the trillion-dollar blue flame hero—wrong. Powerless in a world of titans, he’s forced to work with his flame-wielding half-brother and a crew of henchmen secretly plotting his death. But amidst the chaos, his fiercest nemesis—Ultragirl—becomes something more. As the contest rages on & his enemies grow with his bounty, Damion finds himself falling head over heels for the one person who desires his death most.

Ten years ago, the world was captivated by a groundbreaking VR MMORPG, a fully immersive experience that allowed players to step into the shoes of legendary heroes in a realm of magic and wonder. For a decade, they built their lives, forged their identities, and left their marks on what they thought was just a game. But when the servers shut down, the truth shattered everything. The game world wasn’t just a virtual reality, it was a fabricated timeline, a fragile imitation of the true Magic world . And now, the countdown has begun. The players, ripped from their lives on Earth and the simulation, find themselves in the Magic World, ten years younger but burdened with all the memories of the game and their old lives. Their in-game personas, once vibrant and driven by purpose, are now hollow shells, unable to act on their own. Even worse, Earth’s timeline fragile and unprotected has been paused, and its collapse is inevitable. To prevent disaster, the 10 Originals, the most renowned players of the game, must rise once more. But this time, there are no systems to guide them, no respawns, and no safety nets. The high realm is real, its dangers far deadlier than any raid boss. And as the countdown ticks away, inconsistencies between the worlds begin to unravel reality itself. Thrown into a world they don’t fully understand, hunted by their own past mistakes, and racing against time to stop the collapse of Earth’s timeline, the Originals must uncover the secrets of the game’s creation and find a way to stabilize the Magic World. The clock is ticking, and the fate of three worlds rests on their shoulders. Will the Originals be able to fix the chaos they caused, or will everything they fought for crumble into nothingness?