Heartbreak Puns

Tyler thought he had everything: good grades, a loving girlfriend, and a picture-perfect life. But everything shatters when an anonymous text warns him that his girlfriend, Alexis, is cheating. Dismissing it as a prank at first, Tyler’s world is turned upside down when he catches her in the arms of Logan Carter—the arrogant, untouchable captain of the football team. Heartbroken and humiliated, Tyler finds himself tangled in an unexpected game of cat and mouse with a mysterious texter. But things take a surprising turn when Tyler discovers that Logan was the mysterious texter all along. Fueled by anger, confusion, and a strange attraction he can’t explain, Tyler demands answers—only to receive an unexpected confession and a kiss that changes everything.

Dengan memperoleh warisan kuno, petani kecil pun memulai jalannya menuju kemakmuran. Izinkan saya tunjukkan kekuatan seorang petani kecil!

The son of a world-famous tycoon in Imperial City, Olsen Richard entered into a contractual marriage with Tania Woods to shield himself from the relentless scrutiny of the world after suffering a devastating heartbreak from his ex-lover. For Tania, this arrangement was an escape—she could barely endure her self-absorbed family, who saw her as nothing more than a bargaining chip to free themselves from the crippling debt they owed the Richards. Aware that marriage was no bed of roses, Tania, once fragile and uncertain, embarked on a journey that would forever transform her.

A night of heartbreak and excessive alcohol led James Harrington to wake up in a medieval empire. Of course he had been reincarnated as a useless prince destined to die, the only problem? This isn’t just any world—it was his unfinished game. And every route leads to his downfall. But as the games creator he knew better than everyone else How the game world. With his knowledge of the world, cheat codes and his wit, he’ll do everything to survive and finish the game he created. The empire’s playing by the old rules, but I’m here to break the game.

Annalise’s life has been a series of tragedies, from abusive parents to a near-fatal accident that stole her dreams. On the verge of giving up, she saves a child and a dog from drowning but ends up losing her life instead. When she wakes up, she finds herself in the body of Iris, a villainess in a werewolf novel from her childhood, destined for heartbreak and betrayal at the hands of the Alpha King, Vincent. Determined to rewrite her fate, Annalise demands freedom, but the only way out is an engagement to the dangerous and enigmatic Atlas, a man with a secret that could change everything.

Max yang baru saja kembali ke Indonesia mendapati bahwa gadis yg dia cari tidak ditemukan dimana pun, bahkan keberadaannya di bumi pun sudah terhapus. Tak ada seorang pun yang mengakui keberadaannya. Semua orang disekitar Max berkali-kali meyakinkan Max bahwa Rahi gadis yang dia cari hanya ilusinya semata sewaktu dia masih kecil. Bertahun kemudian, Rahi berdiri dihadapannya dengan statusnya yang hanya seorang pembantu di rumah sahabatnya Max dengan nama baru yaitu Hima, selain itu Rahi juga sudah menjadi wanita yang bisu. Akankah Max mengenali Rahi? Lalu apakah cintanya Max akan tetap utuh ataukah runtuh karena kebisuan wanita yang dicintainya?

When Tessa stepped into Daræy’s world, she wasn’t looking for love. She was looking for survival. Daræy Kim—cold, calculating, dangerously attractive. The man who could ruin her with a single glance. He has power, money, and a heart frozen in ice... until she walks into his life. But love isn’t simple, and Daræy doesn’t believe in fairy tales. He’s willing to claim her, but will he ever truly let her in? Between passion and heartbreak, secrets and betrayals, can they rewrite their fate—or will they burn in the fire of their own making?

All Ning Meng did was criticize the novel that she had read. When she woke up the next morning, she realized that she had entered the novel that she had read the previous night and became the unfaithful female supporting character. And soon, she would divorce her powerful husband and lead a miserable life. To prevent that from happening, Ning Meng has to find ways to stay by his side. That would mean she would make a lot of enemies along the way. Time for her to use the knowledge from the real world to turn her life around and not let others take advantage of her.

"This twisted world needs to be reset. That's what V2 is for!" ------------------------------------------------------------- Waking up only to find that she's reincarnated into a world very reminiscing of a game that she used to play, Yuki is suddenly thrust into a worldwide conflict. To ensure the longevity of her newfound motherland, Yuki will have no choice but to flip this war upside down. If only to finally has some closure for past life also. So buckle up, strap your helmet tight, and keep your rifle loaded and on safe. This is not your bog-standard story about overpowered characters on a battlefield, no. This is a story about warfare in all its bloodied glory, the leader that calls the shot, the soldiers that execute them, and the nation that's backing them up. And along the way, sprinkle those a healthy dose of beautiful maidens, lily/futa romances, and build a harem. This is not gonna be a quick and decisive run, no. We're in this one for the long haul. Hail, Ironblood! As of now, this story is available on Scribblehub, Patreon, Webnovel, and RoyalRoadl. Do note that I'm the actual author for this one. Send me power stones or better: Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Heartbreak117

Ming Xichen: With a thousand different aspects of charm, sometimes astonishingly talented, sometimes cold and detached; sometimes cute and playful, and sometimes as cunning as a fox. Her identity is mysterious... Chu Rui: His features are as picturesque as a painting, and his lips are as rosy as cherry blossoms. When he stands, he is as graceful as an orchid and a jade tree. When he smiles, it is like the bright moon shining into one's bosom. He is gentle like flowing water, noble and aloof. He is the founder of the Fengwu Group, the leader of the world's top three arms dealers, and the heir to the Dark Empire. He is noble and elegant, and he hides his own brilliance for her. Kang Hao: His face is like a carved work of art, extremely handsome. His beautiful eyebrows are arrogantly raised, and his phoenix eyes are obliquely lifted upwards. The combination of his pitch-black pupils and the enchanting shape of his eyes creates an otherworldly charm that is both demonic and celestial. He is extremely handsome, domineering and infatuated. He is the king of special forces and has loved Ming Xichen all his life. Shen Yunfei: He has a handsome face like that in a comic book, with melancholy eyes, a proud nose, and cold lips, as if he is always shrouded in sadness. He has a cold and aloof personality, but a fragile heart inside. He has silently guarded Ming Xichen all his life. She said to him, "I don't believe in heaven or earth, but I believe in you..." He said to her, "Where you are is paradise, and everywhere else is hell without you..." He said to her, "I'm also willing to die for you, as long as you would just turn around and take a look at me..." He said to her, "I will spend my whole life waiting for you to grow up. I will always be here..."

Update 1 Chapter /Minggu. • • • Rafael Yehezkiel Saverro atau Kiel, 25 Tahun, adalah Seorang Vokalis Band Bernama Earth Boy's (EB) Yang Baru Saja Kembali Ke Indonesia Setelah Vakum Dari Bandnya Selama Setahun dan Akan Melakukan Comeback Bersama Anggota Bandnya. Pada Saat Yang Bersamaan, Kiel Terjerat Skandal Yang Membuatnya Berpikir Untuk Mengakhiri Kariernya Sebagai Musisi. Karena Banyaknya Pihak Yang Tak Menyetujui Keputusannya Tersebut. Comeback EB Pun Tetap Dilaksanakan dan Berjalan Mulus. Namun, Pada Saat EB Menyelesaikan Penampilan Terakhir Mereka, Kiel Mengalami Kecelakaan Mobil Yang Merenggut Pengelihatannya. Beberapa Minggu Setelah Insiden Kecelakaan Itu Terjadi, Kiel Bertemu Dengan Seorang Pria Bernama Vo, 26 Tahun, Yang Kala Itu Memergokinya Ingin Mengakhiri Hidup Dengan Berencana Melompat Dari Atap Rumah Sakit. Sejak Saat Itu, Kiel dan Vo Pun Sering Bersama. Vo Yang Saat Itu Diminta Oleh Biel, 31 Tahun, Saudara Kiel Untuk Merawatnya Pun Berjanji Untuk Menjadi Mata Untuk Kiel. Seiring Berjalannya Waktu, Akhirnya Muncullah Benih-benih Cinta Diantara Keduanya. Mereka Pun Memutuskan Untuk Berpacaran. Namun, Apakah Cinta Mereka Akan Bertahan? Akankah Kiel dan Vo Akan Selalu Bersama? Dan Apakah Vo Akan Selalu Menjadi Mata Untuk Kiel? • • • IG : rfael.yhzkiel ( Untuk Berkomunikasi Silahkan DM Via IG )

When struggling writer Elena Carter is offered a mysterious contract marriage, she never expects to become the wife of Sebastian Blackwood, a ruthless billionaire hiding his true identity. Their deal is simple—six months of marriage, no emotions involved. But as their fake relationship turns into something real, secrets from Sebastian’s past and unexpected betrayals threaten to tear them apart. Will Elena uncover the truth before it’s too late? And when love enters the equation, will their contract end in heartbreak or a happily ever after?

Heartbreak comes with perks? Gao Fei was devastated and nearly fell apart after being dumped for being poor, but he unexpectedly received the Demon God Heritage. From that moment on, he could easily gather wealth, beautiful women, and power all into his fold. What? Now his ex-girlfriend is on her knees, begging him to come back? Sorry, do you think you're worthy?

After the heartbreaking execution of his parents due to their lower status and their rebellion against the King of Varanasi. Sukoh Yadav a fourteen year old boy sets of to China along a merchant group to become a great General in China and to conquer his homecountry and abolish the very idea of caste.

#Description In the mystical Veilwood Forest, Elara discovers a silver pendant that unlocks the Luminous Veil—a dying world of magic and wonder. With the enigmatic Kael, she embarks on a perilous journey to save it, facing trials that test their courage and bond. But when the Heart of the Veil demands a sacrifice, Elara must choose between love and destiny. *The Luminous Veil* is a captivating tale of romance, mystery, and adventure, where magic and heartbreak collide in a world beyond imagination.

Malam itu Bahar sang CEO Yaman gelisah sange karena sudah seminggu Istri nya Sarifah Umroh ke tarim dengan hasil usaha kuburan palsu Wali Habib yang menghasilkan pundi-pundi rupiah lewat atm kotak amal. Bahar pun tak kuat menahan sange yang membuat kanjut nya cilegeng akibat meminum ramuan ngaceng habib taufik al yamani. Diam-diam dalam keheningan malam bahar mengocok kanjut nya dengan tangannya sendiri,"seresek-seresek" terdengar suara kocokan kanjut yang di olesi minyak hand body lotion. Semakin lama mengocok,bahar malah merasakan panas dibagian kanjut alias K0nt#l nya dan tangannya mun malah terasa pegal. "Bukannya buceng alias buc4t tapi malah menderita" gerutu bahar dalam hati. "Haduh ana mesti gimana nih ? " pikir bahar. "Oh iya di kamar bawah kan ada si Inem pembantu ana nih" pikir omes bahar. Akhirnya Bahar pun mengendap-endap ke kamar pembantu nya yaitu Inem, dengan perlahan namun tidak pasti karena bisa saja Inem tidak membukakan pintu kamar nya. Tibaa-tibaaaaa terdengar suara.....DUUUUUUT PELEPES SIIIIIIIIT. Bahar pun terkaget setengah hidup, karena dibalik kamar Inem terdengar sesuatu yang mengentutkan..."Waduh suara apa tuh ya di kamar si Inem" pikir bahar. Hemmmm apa mungkin kah suara gas yang keluar dari lubang silit Inem? "Walahualam bishawab dah". kata si Bahar. Bahar pun mulai membuka pintu kamar Inem,"Pintu kamar dulu yee, bukan cangcut loooh". Kata Bahar dalam hati sambil menahan tawa. Oh my god....kata bahar pintu nya di Kunci. Haduuuuuh....bahar pun kecewa berat di tengah kanjut nya yang melegeng membuanya pegel dan linu-linu tipis akibat gesekan dengan sarung tanpa kolor nya. Akhirnya bahar memutuskan untuk mengintip inem dulu dari atas jendela pintu kan ada kaca nya tuh di atas pintu kamar Inem. Baharpun menggeser kursi tinggi yang bulet untuk naik dan mengintip si Inem. Dengan hati-hati dan perlahan, bahar pun naik ke kursi guna mengintip Inem, dengan wajah sange dan lidah yang melet-melet, serta kanjut yang menyundul-nyundul sarung. Bahar pun mulai melancarkan aksi nya yaitu mengintip si Inem. penasaran? lanjut baca bab 1 aja yaa....

Amanda runs away from the Delta pack after the death of her parents, she later discovers that she's pregnant and has no option than to return to the pack. Upon her return she witnesses the most heartbreaking betrayal, she runs away again, this time she vows never to return. Five years after settling in another pack, her bitter past is reopened. She has to save her children! But will she returned to the Delta pack?

Shola is a woman torn between love and duty. Deeply in love with Sedeeq, she dreams of a future with him, but unforeseen circumstances force her to abandon those dreams and marry Tobi, a man chosen for her—a man she doesn’t truly love. Despite her best efforts to embrace her new reality, Shola’s heart remains tethered to Sedeeq, and the memories of their passion haunt her as she navigates life with Tobi. Set against a backdrop of love, heartbreak, and unspoken desires, this adult romance explores the complexities of relationships, the weight of societal expectations, and the sacrifices we make for family and tradition. With vivid emotional depth, intense chemistry, and moments of sensuality, Shola’s journey is one of self-discovery and the pursuit of a love she’s never been able to forget. Targeted toward mature readers, this story delves into the raw, passionate, and sometimes messy nature of love, offering a captivating blend of romance and heartbreak that will leave readers yearning for more.

Is This Heaven's Blessing or a Divine Punishment? A chance to turn back time and meet him again! "She" had already endured heartbreak over this man once, and that was more than enough. But to lose her life in a tragic, unexpected accident only to face another heartbreak? This was Heaven's mercy, allowing her soul to travel back in time to meet Mr. Peng, The Single Daddy, and his little son once more but as their nanny (and housemaid). Being a nanny? She could manage that. But being his heart's caretaker? Absolutely not! Especially when he casually says, "Can you be Ayus Mama?" How could she respond, especially when another woman stepped in, pleading, "Please, I beg you, give my husband back to me!" Was this a second chance... or Heaven's cruel punishment?!

Nichelle Olsen is a young girl of sixteen who is really smart and introverted as a teen being so responsible. She lives a quiet but comfortable life with her mother who was now her only parent as her father tragically died leaving the two of them left alone in the world without his presence seen or fekt. She's so unsociable as she isn't able to associate or relate well with her peers being a nerd who's all into serious boring stuffs. Neglected, she didn't let their ideology dampen her great attaining spirit but rather reflected it around herself much more. At school, she has a huge and never seemingl to end crush on a boy. He wasn't just any boy rather but particularly the cutest, smartest, baddest, strongest,hottest and richest of all boys in her school. He was no one other than the heartthrob senior who'd her robbed every girls heart with his sexy looks and a huge player: Aidan Adelstein. The boy who'd stolen, captured and refused to give her heart back the first day that she'd ever laid her eyes on him. Love at first sight, she thought, and it must've been because she fell deeply in love with him right then there. But then, the problem was that he was never going to know or notice her as she wasn't exactly in his world. All she could ever do was love and crush hard silently from afar. Likewise, she was invisible to him and he was waaayy out of her league as she wasn't exactly or nearly the kind of girl that a demi-god looking guy like himself could ever date nor go out with. His taste or preferred likes of girls rather were the wild ones not a shy timid virgin like her. She wasn't a wild girl and with her character could never be one. Despite these certain circumstances, she was still always deeply in love and liking him much more now more than ever. With the new school year, he surprisingly picks an interest in knowing her but it was all a sham and like a dream they began dating instantly afterwards. However, what would she do when she finds out the big ugly and bitter truth?

It revolves around Sarah, a new member of a group of six friends, and the complicated dynamics of love, friendship, and betrayal. There's drama involving Kane, Sarah's boyfriend, whose actions create tension and heartbreak. Meanwhile, Lucas harbors unspoken feelings for Sarah, and new challenges emerge with William, a potential romantic interest.

Kelly Brook thought her secret marriage to Anderson Grant would shield her from her previous scandal, but everything crumbled when she discovered Anderson’s betrayal—a hidden affair with her estranged twin sister, Kate. Forced to announce her own divorce, Kelly struggles to hold her composure as she faces public judgment and private heartbreak. With her resources tied to Anderson’s career and overshadowed by her sister. Kelly must decide whether to fight for redemption or let her past destroy her future.

Born with a silver spoon only for that to get snatched from him, Denwen is forced to face the harsh reality of life as even with a talentless body he discovers something no one could fathom allowing him rise through the ranks quicker than anyone else. Betrayal, heartbreak and other soul crushing experiences chisels Denwen into a seasoned warrior as he stands above all others

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

"Jangan khawatir sayang, kau tidak akan pernah kesepian lagi. Tak hanya aku, Serena pun akan menemani dan melayani mu sayang" "Materi miliyaran itu tak sebanding dengan jiwamu yang murni, aku ingin menikmati dan memilkimu"

Black, a young demonwolf boy. He dreams of becoming the most powerful demon in the demon realm. He wants to be the Demon King, a title thats only hold by the most powerful demon there is. In order for him to be the Demon King he must face challenges in his life, like betrayal, heartbreak and death. Black must protect his family and friends from the dangers that follow him.

April Imperial and her journey of her love life. If we fall in love, are we in a steady relationship already? Love may not want any relationships or may cause heartbreaks. April’s the one to prove that love ain’t easy but she will be victorious in the end.

Sophia Mills and Ethan Carter are caught in a whirlwind of love that seems impossible to escape. Their relationship is a cycle of breakups and passionate reunions, each more intense than the last. Torn between their undeniable connection and the fear of commitment, they find themselves in a constant loop. As their love story twists through misunderstandings, heartbreak, and a few fleeting moments of joy, Ethan finally realizes what he truly wants—but is it too late? A heart-stopping proposal may change everything in this unforgettable tale of love that never fades, no matter how many times it’s tested.

This story is about a girl named Ai Suzuki and her road to heartbreak and it's probably a bit sad but it's a true story

"Hearts on Lockdown" Synopsis Nike’s rule is simple: no strings attached. She’s a heartbreaker by choice—flirty, teasing, and always in control. She knows how to get what she wants and walks away without a second thought. Then she meets Jimi. Sarcastic, unimpressed, and completely immune to her charm, Jimi is everything Nike isn’t. He doesn’t care about her games, her rules, or her heartbreaker act. For Nike, he’s the ultimate challenge—and she never backs down from a challenge. But Lagos has a way of turning even the best-laid plans upside down. In a city where emotions run high and nothing stays simple, Nike might find herself playing a game she’s not ready for. Can she handle a guy who doesn’t play by the rules? Or will Jimi break through the walls she’s so carefully built? In a story where hearts are toys and games are the only rule, Nike and Jimi are about to discover that some games are harder to win than others.