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An ancient proverb from the Homo sapiens era once stated, "Light and darkness can never be united because they are natural enemies arranged since the creation of the universe." The statement seems plausible, yet it may contain inaccuracies... —————————————— Leon Kruger, a 22-year-old man counted among the three of humanity's heroes, is dispatched by the Holy Empire of Mankind to invade the territory of the Demon Empire—an enduring adversary of humanity for over 7000 years. Wielding the Great Holy Sword Zenith and commanding a legion of thousands of holy troops, he leads the raid on the Desert of Chaos, facing the elite armies of the Demon Race with unwavering valor. Even, he engaged in direct combat against the Demon Emperor, who was actively leading the war on behalf of the Demon Race! Unfortunately, he never foresaw that his offensive was a cunning scheme orchestrated by the Emperor of the Holy Empire. The emperor aimed to eliminate Leon, perceiving him as a threat to his position as the ruler. Furthermore, unbeknownst to him, he had been poisoned before setting out for war, leading to a catastrophic defeat at the hands of the Demon Emperor and resulting in his capture as a prisoner of the Demon Emperor. Envisaging torment at the hands of the notorious Demon Emperor after his capture, he was surprised to find that this foreseen ordeal did not come to pass! The Demon Emperor, unveiled as a remarkably beautiful woman, unexpectedly and without apparent cause, asked him to be responsible for abandoning their triplet daughters?! "Nani! Since when did I have triplet daughters with you, smelly demon woman?!" Not only that, Leon gradually realized that an increasing number of women were approaching him to claim the love debts he had unwittingly accumulated in his youth. "Wait! Hold on! Please be gentle! Both my kidneys are nearly tapped out!" —————————————— #Tag: #Action #Adventure #Harem #Slight-Harem #StrongToStrongest #Romance #Demon #Elven #Hero #Dragon #DaughterLoves #Revenge #Anti-Hero #Handsome-Male-Lead #Beautiful-Female-Leads #SliceOfLife #Unhesitate-MainCharacter #Yandere #PossesiveCharacters #PhsycopathCharacter #HateToLove #Comedy ------------- 400 PS this week = Mass release of 5 chapters! 700 PS this week = Mass release of 8 chapters!
ManipulatorsOne · 1.5M Views

The destroyer,of the clans,sects and factions.

A man cladded in a black rode walked up the mountain to finally meet his nemesis the guardian ancestors which is ironically led by his great grandmother,he looked back and all he could see where people he had already slaughtered he sighed" maybe I shouldn't have been born anyway" as if getting back to his senses he roared "I don't care,I make decisions and I don't regret them " his voice echoing through vast space that was filled with bodies,every step he took he remembered his losses all of them weighing heavily on him he paused then looked up and behold they where there waiting patiently for him he could smell their helplessness but that wasn't going to stop him from destroying them.on the largest mountain in the universe they stood waiting for him guardian ancestors of clans, sects and factions this people where literally gods but they couldn't help but swallow heavily,the nearer the harbinger of destruction came,the funniest thing is that they knew they couldn't beg,many of them actually wished he could spare them but they also "understood" he couldn't.Their leader the guardian ancestor of the clans sighed and spoke"Here he his everyone,my great grandson the one that has been destined to destroy and put an end to us finally,I hate to break it to you I'm out of motivation at this point it seems this the finally the end"then she clapsed her hand seeing her the guardians also clapsed their hands transferring their essence to their leader who was getting powered up every seconds,then the man arrived upon seeing them he scoffed"I can't believe the guardian ancestors are also making final struggles how touching" then he burst out laughing but the laughter was more of a pained one,all of a sudden his demeanor changed to a very cold and chilling one with a devilish smile he said"well pls put up a good enough fight"
spiritualwriter · 644 Views

The rude kids Redemption-inspiring tales by moonlight short stories

Moyo and his sister Bella thought they had all the answers. They were intelligent, beautiful, and wealthy, but their arrogance often got in the way. They thought themselves too big to help with chores around the house or participate in group assignments in school. They were born into a wealthy family. However, their attitude was more of a concern for the family. Being the last kids of their parents with a silver spoon in their mouth, they usually got away with some actions. Moyo and a group of rude friends bullied his peers, especially those in the lower class of life, and Bella's beauty got to her head, and her words were like serpent venom to girls and boys who were not equal to her. beauty got to her head, and her words were like serpent venom to girls and boys who were not equal to her. To those equal in wealth and beauty she considers friends, she bosses around. Their parents eventually got tired of their unruly behavior and decided to do something about it. They agreed that the best option was to take the twins to live with their strict grandmother in the South African village where he grew up with wise people. Nia, Moyo, and Bella’s grandmother is a wise and kind woman who does not tolerate indiscipline. Mr. Henry Landford, decided to show his children his struggles while growing up chasing his dreams before he became wealthy in America. Thus, his mother in South Africa was the only answer. Grumpy and sullen, Moyo and Bella arrived at their grandmother’s house determined not to cooperate with her. They tried many tactics to get themselves out of there but failed. While they thought their life in South Africa would be boring, filled with a hell of torment in their grandmother's house. What Moyo and Bella did not know was that their grandmother Nia was a well-known scientist inventor with a secret in her sleeves. Nia decided to take them on an adventurous, captivating tale of stories, proverbs, The story of the great inventors of the world, and morals to straighten them. Nia told them to sit on her red reading chair, and Moyo and Bella thought like every grandmother she was going to narrate a story from a book to them. However, little did they know that Nia had a scientific secret. The kids suddenly found themselves in trouble as they were magically teleported into the story world, where their lives would change as they would experience themselves as actual story characters in parts of Nia's MOONLIGHT TALES.
brainchild · 1.4K Views

The Day He Came, Everything Changed

Presenting Zainab Hassan, who has a fair complexion and is plump and vivacious. Her hair, which she wears a hijab over, is darker than the gloomy evenings. a set of glasses that are usually worn on her symmetrical face, perfectly forming her nose and concealing her stunning grey eyes. Her presence is not anyday the talk of the town as with an average height and weight she can usually go unseen by many. Though she does not fit the description of being fat, she tries to lose weight and wonders what it is be skinny and naturally beautiful just like her friends. However, it is said that beauty is subjective and that God is the best judge of beauty. Zainab might not be aware of this proverb because, like many of us, she is self-conscious about the way she looks. In the world where being beautiful and skinny is the mostly a way of making money, Zainab is oblivious of her actual beauty which is her amazing character, helpful nature and a beautiful soul in which her Lord resides. Tragedy can not strike twice right? Wrong! For Zainab it has. A huge incident has taken place in her life. If that is not enough, she now has to go and stay at her relative's place. However, there is a catch! She will live there not as a family member but as a maid.Though strange but true, there comes a time when our own loved ones can neglect us and backstab us. Tommorow is her first day as a maid in her own realtives house....join her to know what circumstance and tragedy led her to where she is and how her life unfolds. ****** Every smile has a backstory that deserves to be shared. Let's see how Zainab's journey turns out to be. Possibly a new house? New people? What will happen? Will some people love her and others not?
sunehra_sokwala · 265.6K Views

The Fisher: The Fallen bird, that thrives to ascend the clouds

Komba, a Rameshwaram fisherman, was reborn after his sudden death into a world where humanity resides in suspended space. In this unique world, children must fight, plunder and kill each other as they grow older for resources. Even still, only those with exceptional skills have the potential to become legendary fishing masters. Every life in the boundless sea is given a sacred purpose. There are flying fish, turtles enriched with worldly essence, and whales capable of consuming heaven and earth. Among them are countless fishermen. Fishing is considered an art form. An old proverb goes: "If you can't fish, you might as well be bait." However, Komba refused to accept this and instead sought to change the people around him, rather than changing himself to fit into that world. *** The main character may initially appear lacking in ambition, but as the story unfolds, this perception will evolve. At the start of the novel, there might be some information overload, especially in the first 50 chapters, but this will not be the case in subsequent chapters. As a new author, I may unintentionally engage in info-dumping again. Feel free to criticize and guide me to improve the story. Your feedback and opinions are valuable in shaping the narrative of this web novel. Your investment in the story is greatly appreciated. While the novel draws inspiration from (The God of Fishing), expect to see differences as the plot progresses. Avoid comparing the two, as it may highlight flaws in this book and affect your reading experience.
Lost_Soul420 · 29.5K Views

BIRTH OF THE DEVILISH CEO:SO WHAT IF I'M A LADY?

[Check out my new novel, "THE BILLIONAIRE'S BABIES ALL WANT ME"] .. [WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] She is the baddest woman on the planet. People dare not say her name, due to her ruthless reputation as a CEO for taking down companies with no mercy. She is the most dreaded person in town, no one dares to offend her and go unscathed. Some people call her, "Cold-blooded Witch", while others call her the, "Demoness". " So what if I don't have friends? I have one and I am satisfied with that." "To hell with my extended family who are hungry for power. Since they choose to abandon me first I don't give a damn about them," "F*ck any man who thinks that I am an easy targets for ridicule? I am more than a man myself," Lie Ruge said with fierceness, panting heavily. This is the story about a girl who wanted to be loved and cherished even after the terrible ordeal she went through as a child. Her mother was murdered in her presence when she was just ten years old. After completing her high school, she was sent to a school which was the best school in the World.The funniest thing was that no one really knows anything about this particular school.There, she acquired the best martial arts skills, she was second to none. People of the underworld call her "LADY BOSS." She was the most beautiful and dreadful woman that any man has ever set their eyes on. She was ruthless to her enemies but what will happen when she later falls in love with a man who will bring so much laughter and brightness into her dark world? --------- Other books by author; 1) Fallen In Love: The CEO Who Tamed Me (Completed) 2) Rebirth Of The Evil Vampire Princess (Ongoing) 3) Mission XX: Seducing The Great Seducer (Ongoing) 4) BEDDING MY VAMPIRE MATE (Ongoing) 5) Vampire's Untamed Desires (Ongoing) I just created a Facebook page, please take time to check it out. This is the link: https://www.facebook.com/Flabbergasted-Dynasty-112153860550735/ Instagram: @flabbergasted2155 Let's talk on discord about what you like and what you dislike. This is my discord server's ID: https://discord.gg/NSA3qrP Support your dearest author here if you love my novel: https://www.patreon.com/Flabbergasted DISCLAIMER: Cover art is not mine, credit goes to the original artist.
Flabbergasted · 3.7M Views

From Here To The Moon

Which one is more painful? Having your very best friend backstab you and supplant your every move because she loves what is yours even at the point of taking your life. And the funniest thing being the fact that you never for once suspects her, and you keep sharing your every next move with her. Or having the love of your life slipping away because of something you were framed for, the worst part being the fact that he didn't want to hear you out or believe a word you said. Or is it the fact that you were able to survive, only to find out you are pregnant for the guy who doesn't want to have anything to do with you? Join me, as we sail through life's ups and downs with Miriam Hammond, who had to undergo a painful betrayal by her best friend who fell in love with the one she loved, Maxwell Holmes. And as if that was not all, she was framed for the death of someone and imprisoned, only to have met her "untimely death" in a fire outbreak in the prison. But wait, did she reply die? And what will happen when she gets to know she is carrying Maxwell's baby? --------- This is my first book, so I hope you give me much support and also don't hesitate to let me know how I am doing by commenting your thoughts and leaving a review. I'd love to know my strengths and weaknesses and improve upon my writing skills. This novel is r18, but it is a slow-burn romance novel, and so we are not expecting to meet the steamy scenes right away. I hope you will enjoy this novel and don't forget to comment, vote, share and leave a review. All characters, names, places and events that relate to real life are purely coincidental and are all the idea of the author.
Juujuu_Sky · 36.3K Views

Mafia Obsession

"Fate brings people together no matter how far apart they may be" Chinese Proverb Regina Westfield never knew her parents. They were dead on the day she was born. Everyone treated her as bad luck. Yet she never let herself down because of what others thought of her - weird, ugly, and skinny. Instead, she determined to become an FBI Agent. Fortunately, with her computer skills, she became a computer specialist in San Diego-FBI at the age of 21. However, falling in love with a criminal wasn't in her do list. When she went in a mission to the Las Vegas. Something unexpected happened. Elijah Romano was a vicious human that ruled London with his bare-fist. He was a mafia leader and a businessman and had money that could last for zillions of years. Even though he had never been in love. Even though he only had one intention. - to keep his heart away from untrustworthy women. As soon as his eyes landed on her, he wasn't able to resist his feelings. "Woman, do not defy me?" I smirked deviously. "What makes you believe that I ever liked you?" She groaned. Her deep green-hazel eyes were like flames of fire. I felt extremely helpless falling for a woman, who only despised me. But I have no say in a matter of my heart. "Do not make me remind you that we belong to the different world. You're a mafia leader for god sake. Be grateful that I am not arresting you right at this moment?" She said, blowing a strand of hair off her forehead. I moved my both hand forward and said. "Handcuff me all you want. I am all yours." Content mature scenes.
neelafey · 116K Views

Primordial Vampire God System

UPDATE: I WILL START THIS ONCE MY OTHER BOOK, SHGS (SUPREME HAREM GOD SYSTEM) ENDS SINCE BOTH BOOKS HAVE THE SAME WORLD AND I DO NOT WANT CLASHES. -------- "Have you heard about the rumour?" "What rumour?" "They say that there's a Vampire on the loose, he's out there killing humans mercilessly" "Hahahaha! That's the funniest joke I ever heard! Vampires? Those Slaves? Hahaha!" "Yeah, I feel the same! I think someone just started this rumour as a joke! Hahaha! How can those weaklings kill us, humans?" "True True…" In a bar, two middle-aged men talked and laughed as they discussed the recent rumour they heard. Seeing those two, a drunk old man shook his head as he sighed. "Ignorance is bliss indeed…" "These younglings do not know what the real fear is… The vampires may have fallen… but my old bones still remember the days when they were in their prime…" The old man sobered up in an instant and his body shuddered in fear as the memories of the long-forgotten horror appeared in his mind. He then took a deep breath as he patted his trembling body and muttered. "I just hope that they are not back…" ... Vampire Slave Number 43, or the self-named, Azriel Ruinous, learned about the history between the humans and the Vampires and it filled him with rage and hatred. Nonetheless, he was helpless to do anything. After years and years of suppression, the Vampires have become the weakest race in the world. However, lady luck seemed to be on his side as Azriel found an ancient jar filled with mysterious blood that will not only change his, but his race's destiny as well. This, will be the story about the rise of the self-named, Azriel Ruinous, and the Return of the Forgotten Blood Empire. ... Warning: This novel is not a 'Quick Happy Pill' where mc becomes op easily and then overpowers anyone he faces. If you want to read something like that, you can read my other book. Neither is this book a one-man show, there will be people supporting MC from behind and they will be better than mc in certain areas. MC will need their help constantly. Of course, he will still be the main focus of this story. Another thing, The MC has to fight a whole race, being soft-hearted isn't an option, nor he is soft-hearted. He will kill, and he will kill without any guilt. He will also kill innocents, he will kill women, children, old, and young, he will kill anyone and everyone, because, This is a War. A Bloody War. The story will contain gore, torture, killing innocents, and explicit sex scenes, you have been warned. No Rape No NTR. ... English is not my primary language, however, I can assure you that you won't face any major problems with grammar, If you do notice an error, just comment on it and I will remove it. I'll be counting on you all for that. ... This cover does not belong to me, if it's yours, just tell me and I will remove it, or credit you for it, whatever you wish. You are the boss! ... Also, do check out my other book, Supreme Harem God System (R18) if you want to read something cultured. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/xMFzy48Kj8
SleepDeprivedSloth · 2.1M Views

The Romantic Cultivator

The funniest harem cultivation is here! (No NTR) Visit the Wikia link: https://the-romantic-cultivator.fandom.com/wiki/Ji_Yuan Sword Saint Ji Yuan, a 'genius' sword cultivator has just breakthrough to the lofty seventh realm saint level after a period of 100 years. When he returns to his celestial clan where he was once the sect leader, he has found out that many things have changed. The worst thing had happened to him; he had lost his beautiful beard and in the Desolate Celestial Fraternity, a beardless cultivator is to be scorned and despised! This is a cultivation story of an unromantic cultivator surviving in a cultivation world full of geniuses, blessed sons and daughters of heavens, not forgetting cultivation cheats and evil dual cultivators. There are also plenty of mysteries in this story and endless twists, you can only read it to believe it! Join Ji Yuan, a typical arrogant young master and an anti-hero of his cultivation on his epic quest to become a 'Romantic Cultivator' in the dangerous world of cultivation as he explored its mysteries. In the Desolote Celestial Fraternity, there are 3 powerful forbidden palaces, the Evil Cultvation Palace, the Hundred Flower Divine Palace and the Water Melody Palace. Also there are 12 major celestial sects, the 7 major orthodox celestial sects and the 5 major unorthodox celestial sects. There are a total of seven celestial levels in order to cultivate as a celestial cultivator; Practitioner, Master Practitioner, Enlighten Celestial, Immortal Celestial, Golden Celestial, Golden Supremacy and Sacred Saint.
Avidfan · 4.1M Views
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