Mushroom Head Penis

"I'm actually an alien," says the little girl. I have no idea how to take this, Lachlan thinks. His training as a security guard didn't cover it, nor did it cover how to deal with running into a hot guy from a past he's trying to hide from, or avoid alien conspiracies when they come knocking. Wait, what? That last one must be wrong, aliens aren't real. ...Right?

Updates @ 20:00 (+8) (This is a dungeon core story!) Sylvan is a nymph. A nymph who had lived his entire life protected by a barrier. Hiding the fact that his tree was a dungeon. But now, someone took off the barrier! Tourists are besieging his tree, cutting off branches to use as presents! He has only one option left before him: he must use the mind-altering mushrooms which he grows near his dungeon tree to stop people from chopping his tree down! And it just so happens that he knows how to cook with a flare! Follow him as he feeds those who want to cut off his tree, brainwashes them, and finally levels up his dungeon. This is not a romance story. This is a story of someone who values life and good food, but most of all, mind-altering mushrooms, with which he will take over the world! One pot of stew at a time.

Synopsis: "When I opened my eyes, I was... a mushroom?!" Yuno sought another opportunity to live but discovered this unique situation instead. After his rebirth as a minuscule fungal organism in a harsh environment he discovers the Mycelium System which allows him to evolve while battling his way through dungeons to ascend the food chain. Yuno starts his journey after surviving goblin attacks while he battles legendary warriors to discover his true purpose. While Yuno becomes more powerful the shadowy forces of Brave Mainland gain more strength. A tiny mushroom seeks to achieve the status of world's greatest hero.

When Orion is mysteriously transmigrated to a primitive world where everything, including goods and services, can be bartered, he is determined to make the most of his second chance at life. But as he delves deeper into this dangerous world filled with temptation and magic, Orion must use his wit, charm, and thirst for adventure to survive and make sure that he makes the most of it. ––––––––––––– If you're not typically a fan of harem novels, give this one a try. It promises a refreshing take and might just become your favourite Webnovel. With vibrant characters, intriguing plot twists, wholesome romance, and a perfect blend of 'Plot' and 'Smut,' each volume surpasses the last, leaving you eager for more. JOIN THE FAMILY - https://discord.gg/Pv6DQ4sfw6

'S-Rank Adventurer & Reincarnated Otherworlder' Sebastian is thrust into the role of ‘Head Butler’ for a mysterious upstart noble in the kingdom’s most dangerous, ungoverned region—The Garden of Hell, where powerful beasts roam and rule the land...! What he doesn’t expect is that the young noble he’s assigned to serve... is none other than the villainess from an Otome Game in his previous life! But this villainess is far from the arrogant, malicious figure he remembers... Having lost her engagement to the crown prince and fallen into disgrace, she’s now tasked with creating and managing this dangerous territory in the Kingdom of Florentia. Now... Sebastian must help this fallen villainess regain her honor while serving as her head butler—all while working to transform this perilous region into a prosperous one!

James crossed through Ancient Rome with the Strongest Slaveholder System. He kicked Crassus’s ass, smacked Pompey’s face, and stroked Caesar’s head. With the backing of the Senate, and the three giants of Rome bowing their heads, those proud aristocrats knelt at James’s feet. Archeological experts of later ages found that, unexpectedly, the Supreme Emperor who had once ruled three continents…was a Modern Day man.

Seong Eugene, a student at Gukcheon University, is recognized for his latent potential as a hunter but shows no signs of awakening by the age of 21. One day, his intense desire to awaken triggers his latent abilities, and he awakens with a new smartphone app. He invests five points to increase his physical attributes, specifically enlarging his penis to 16 cm. As he explores his abilities, he discovers he can conduct random draws for items and skills, acquiring several items and a complete recovery skill. His unique ability allows him to enter fictional worlds, and he decides to test this by entering an AV film he watched a week earlier, SV-7495. *** For advance chapters visit my Patreon. Link: patreon.com/aarvan

In the northern part of the world, a long-standing battle between various races and the demon race has finally reached its end. The Demon Lord, a figure with black hair, red eyes, rules from her obsidian palace, having repeatedly defeated the Goddess, the strongest being in the world. However, she refrains from killing her, knowing she will only be reborn to lead another attack. As the goddess kneels before her, badly injured and helpless, the sounds of explosions echo outside, signaling the imminent victory of the alliance. Despite her immense power, the demon lord acknowledges the demon's overall weakness compared to humans and the Alliance. The development of fighting energy and mana has allowed ordinary humans to fight demons, leading to the demon army's defeat. Aware of the Alliance's intent to enslave the abyssal demon, the Demon Lord decides to cast a forbidden spell that will cost her life. As the Alliance forces storm the palace, they hesitate upon sensing the spell's energy. The Demon Lord vows to resist and be reborn to save her people. Meanwhile, the goddess reflects on the demon lord's past treatment of her and acknowledges her respect and dedication to her people. As the demon lord prepares to cast the spell, the goddess asks if she can abandon her plan and live freely. However, demon lords are duty-bound to restore the demon race's glory and protect her people. Understanding the demon lord's resolve, the goddess readies her sword, intending to clash with the demo lord's forbidden spell. The resulting explosion creates a mushroom cloud, marking the end of the conflict and the start of a new era. The Demon Lord and the Goddess become historical figures, their stories occasionally told.

Ye Tian crossed through Ancient Rome with the Strongest Slaveholder System. He kicked Crassus’s ass, smacked Pompey’s face, and stroked Caesar’s head. With the backing of the Senate, and the three giants of Rome bowing their heads, those proud aristocrats knelt at Ye TIan’s feet. Archeological experts of later ages found that, unexpectedly, the Supreme Emperor who had once ruled three continents…was a chinese man. Note: This novel is not mine.

18+ HAREM With Some ###### Ren was a 18-year-old boy who lived with his father in a broken-down house. He was struggling with poverty. One day, while he was returning home with his hard-earned money, a speeding car hit him, and he died. Then, he was reincarnated in another world where he received powers, and that world was filled with adult content. Ren Gained mind control powers,which allow him to control any lady or girl and have sex with them. If someone Did not obey his command, Ren seed would enter them. Without Their permission. NAME- (REN) AGE- 18 Power- Mind Control, Cursed power, Most powerful. DEVIL CLASS - There are many devils living in this world who kill and eat normal humans. Ren has to kill those devils, drink their blood and take out the blue crystal from inside the bodies of those devils. His penis is related to devil blood,His penis will not become erect until he kills the devil and drinks his blood. He has to complete dangerous missions. Ohh YEHHH... This monster has four breasts and looks terrifying, but I will control it. This is a story of banging women all the time, and lots of them. (BECOME MY SERVENT) "OK MASTER" Take off your cloth and bend down" keep your tissue with you. From 60 to 70 chapters we will learn about the creation of the new world and about the characters in it. You may find the first 70 chapters boring. But you will enjoy reading it and after 70 chapters you will read the story with great interest because you will not be able to leave it. The grammar may be a bit off in the beginning chapters but it is definitely worth reading. milf-smut-harem-mature-anal-BDSM-threesome-foursome.

All I ever wanted was for famous detectives like Sherlock Holmes or Arsène Lupin to appear in my dreams and share their wisdom. But instead, why am I hearing the voices of notorious serial killers in my head, guiding me to solve a string of mysterious cases?

The story is about a single mother and her two children reincarnated into another world, where they become...mushrooms Together they rebuilt the village in the countryside. Together with people in another world. But it seems that life in another world is not as simple as the mother imagined, as forces collide with each other. A mother and her children need to do more to survive in this world. Because nothing in life is beautiful and peaceful forever. Life is never like a fairy tale, it will always be full of emotions and chaos. That is the true nature of life.

Seong Eugene, a student at Gukcheon University, is recognized for his latent potential as a hunter but shows no signs of awakening by the age of 21. One day, his intense desire to awaken triggers his latent abilities, and he awakens with a new app on his smartphone. He invests five points to increase his physical attributes, specifically enlarging his penis to 16 cm. As he explores his abilities, he discovers he can conduct random draws for items and skills, acquiring several items and a complete recovery skill. His unique ability allows him to enter fictional worlds, and he decides to test this by entering an AV film he watched a week earlier, SV-7495. *** For advance chapters visit my Patreon. Link: patreon.com/aarvan

In a world where magic thrives and shadows linger, Changra Leville is a boy haunted by a fractured past. One moment, he’s navigating the mundane struggles of high school; the next, he’s thrust into a realm teetering on the edge of ruin. Armed with a mysterious crimson dagger that feeds on his emotions, Changra must confront a destiny he never asked for—one that could bring salvation or destruction. As whispers of forgotten gods and ancient prophecies surface, Changra discovers that the greatest battles are not always fought with steel, but within the heart. Will he rise to the challenge or be consumed by the darkness he fears most? Changra blinked as a small, green, fox-like creature with caterpillar legs padded toward him, its glowing tongue flicking the air. “What... even are you?” Changra asked, leaning back cautiously as it let out a melodic chirp. The creature tilted its head and chirped again, louder this time. It darted forward, brushing against his leg. “Okay, no. Boundaries! Haven’t you ever heard of personal space?” Changra yelped, stumbling back and nearly tripping over a glowing mushroom. The creature trilled happily, circling him with what seemed like the world's most confident caterpillar swagger. Changra sighed, rubbing his temples. Great. I’ve been here for less than a day, and I’m already the unofficial babysitter for alien fox bugs. Author's Note: Hi! This is going to be my first ever WebNovel. I'll take any suggestions, and eventually, I'll create a discord that everyone can chat up in and give ideas as the story goes on. This is a work of fiction that draws upon the idea of transportation into another world. This is a completely original story, with completely original characters. Chapters Released Every Other Day! (At the moment)

"Hello there, as you heard from whatever those strange words are, I’m basically a mushroom, but in reverse, instead of leeching energy off dying things, I give energy to… the dying? To those that ask for it? No no, that’s not it… hmmm… oh that’s right! To those that need it! Well, that’s how it was supposed to go, but something unexpected came up, I would say they are going completely overboard as they tried to off me. All I know is that I helped someone in dire need of it and now, I’m being chased by these scary people, I can hide pretty good, but they are looking for me thoroughly, and they are somehow tracking me, all I can do is keep running, or would that be jumping? Oh, it doesn’t matter!” "I heard something over there!" ‽ ‽ ‽ "Oh shoot they heard me moving, I have to get going now, bye whoever you are, I wish you a good life!" Follow a unique little mushroom in a fantasy world where both nature and civilization are at the top, neither dominating nor succumbing to the other. Nature, monsters, animals, as strong as ever, and the humans, orcs, elves, demons, you name it, are just as proficient, each in their own way. Monsters hunting, killing, dominating the others... the sentient races gathering and growing for survival and betterment in their lives, and in the middle of all that, is our small, uncanny, mushroom friend… well, lets see what happens, shall we? (Art: “Shroom home” by Know-Kname on DeviantArt)

Random author here! Please have a look, it ain't much, but it's honest work.

In a distant world, Cely regained consciousness after having previously been killed with the explosion of a miniature black hole. Her body though felt... weird, yet familiar. This story follows Cely on her path to strength through hardships, death, and atrocities. Updates are highly irregular so be patient if you like the story.

A human has been found near the borders of Blue Orchid Pack, the largest one in the state of Rysterbia. The Blue Orchid pack is mysterious and ruthless. Their Alpha, Azraiel Michaelson is said to be an angry man with mystical powers at his disposal, but when a human enters his life without warning, all his powers seem useless to him. He is a Trueblood...the rarest of werewolves in the world...and yet so powerless in front of the circumstances. What will happen when the path of the strongest Alpha collides with a human? ******* Charlotte is scared when she finds herself in a hospital, but the handsome man in front of her confuses her even more. Where is she? What happened to her? And....the biggest question....Who is HE? With a past that she neither understands nor likes and threats looming over her head, she has no idea what the future holds for her. Will she be alive tomorrow? Umm....Can't say. Will she stay here? Don't know. Will everything remain the same if she stays? Well...NO FREAKING IDEA. ********

This book is a fantasy martial arts novel written in the VB programming language, suitable for readers of all ages. The book consists of 111 parts, divided into 1111 volumes. In plain text (txt) format, the total size of the book exceeds 340 megabytes. If translated into Chinese characters, the total number of characters should be no less than 170 million. This time, the first twenty parts of the book are published. The remaining ninety-one parts, as well as future updated, simplified, and first-person versions of «Legend of the Mushroom Prince» will be released gradually after ideal co-authors are found.

This is the continuation of volume 2 were alex and his friends head out to the lightning country

Stories are the moments of our thoughts coming together and collide. And that's why I collide my little stories in this book. No start or end. Pick your own and be your own.

max was on deaths door when he touched a crack in the air waking up in a forest with a weird voice in his head and windows popping up around him how does he act

The life in the planet Earth wasn't normal from it's creatin. Monsters from space inhabits the planets but as the Planet Earth inhabited by Humans already —Humans had to be in constant war and killing with the Monsters. The moon wasn't protected by Earth from it's creation was inhabited by Monsters of different species which is the stronghold for monsters attacking Earth. Yun-Wei-Li, his dream was to venture the space and duel with Lunar Mosters, He was always kind and soft but one incident changed him he was kind still but was hard as rock . Death could change a person

{You have successfully become a cell} {First quest} {Quest: You are currently being piled up in the penis of a man you will soon be released, be the first sperm to enter the woman's private part, reach the woman's eggs and begin your EVoluTion} {Reward: Another life} 'What! This is fucking insane, I have been reborn as a sperm cell.' Witness the Evolution of a single cell dominate and transform this world into His own Empire. WPC Entry October... **1 extra chapter per golden ticket and 10 for a castle** **Adult content**

Is the Royal poisonous mushroom all right? The prodigal son of the Royal family, once a beloved Prince of Kingdom Lechen, had to put down the crown in exchange for being the principle figure of an unparalleled scandal. The Royal mushroom, Björn Denyster. As a property to the Hardy family, she was scammed and destroyed, and thrown to be sold into the marriage market. She was Erna Hardy. – Today, when she was going to be sold as a wife to either a drunkard or an irredeemable garbage, the problematic prince, Björn Denyster appears to be the savior. You’re just a token, Miss Erna. Don’t try to consume the poisonous mushroom. Or you’ll die.

A priceless Chinese Buddha head, mysteriously stolen during an auction in Germany, triggered a Europe-wide investigation to uncover the culprit. Unexpectedly, the incident brought to light long-buried historical grievances and injustices.

This is a collection of all the random ideas in my head that I just need to jot down, do with them as you wish because thats what its for.

Everyone else wants the men in ties. I fell head over heels for the man in uniform.