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Charmaine, an ordinary office girl with a hefty appetite, gets Isekai-ed into a medieval world where she was expected to be a hero. Too bad she wasn't what they expected. She was a big girl working a dead-end job and was now being mistreated in a court who expected her to defeat the Dark Lord. Well, let's see if the Dark Lord's court treats her better.

“You’ll regret this,” Aria spat, her heart breaking as she stared into the eyes of the man who once promised her the world. But Logan Vance only smiled, stepping back as he watched the light drain from her eyes. In a world where power is everything, Aria Callahan was the Luna who was forgotten—betrayed by her own mate, cast aside like she meant nothing. But when fate gives her a second chance, she’s no longer the weak, submissive woman she once was. Reborn with fire in her veins, Aria is determined to claim what’s hers and destroy those who betrayed her. When she catches the eye of Dante Blackwood, the Alpha feared by all, their fates become intertwined in ways neither can deny. He’s dangerous, dominant, and everything she was taught to fear. But Aria’s no longer afraid. With her new life, she’s out for blood. And if that means falling for the one Alpha her first mate feared? So be it.

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

No moriré aquí yo... !yo tengo que llegar al final de esta mazmorra¡, cueste lo que cueste llegare a la cima. En este libro de aventura, magia y fantasía Drako tendrá que cumplir su objetivo de llegar a lo mas alto de la mazmorra y en su camino conocerá muchos amigos y perderá otros tantos

MC is bisexual Amelia is dead. Her spirit pet brought her to another world and threw her nascent soul into the body of a dying adopted Wang family's second young master. Unfortunately for him, his adopted sister is a reborn soul who knows that in the future he will torture his entire family for not loving him. Wang Ning is the Wang family's only daughter. She has a boyfriend who will fall for the heroine of the original work and leave her to share the powerful heroine with her elder brother along with a few others. In the novel the heroine who was previously ugly and poor, awakens the power to control the dead. The original heroine is not a delicate flower but a powerful woman who rises with the change. She can turn zombies into her own skeleton army as long as they are not more powerful than her. Her face that was previously hideous because of a large birthmark is purified by her power to control the dead. It is an innate aura that is accumulated in her body over time and then she can send it out to control the minds of the dead. This energy is very good for her and cleans her system making her as beautiful as a goddess. This is partly why men are willing to share her in the apocalyse.

Stefania Hayden es una mujer de 25 años con una vida aparentemente tranquila y feliz, pero con muchos secretos que provienen de un pasado tormentoso. Un pasado que volverá a su vida, gracias a su proyecto más codiciado pero que luego llegara con más fuerza, cuando ella comience a recordar cosas que había olvidado por culpa del accidente que sufrió hace diez años atrás. Recuerdos que la llevaran a investigar para descubrir verdades que le fueron negadas desde su infancia y que la llevaran hacer justicia, una justicia que no tuvo ni ella ni su madre en su momento y que gracias a la posición que tiene ahora podrá intentar conseguirlo. Pero su camino no será nada fácil, porque tendrá que enfrentar sus más profundos miedos y enfrentar a las personas que más le hicieron daño, en especial su verdadera familia. Dándose cuenta de que nadie es lo que parece, pero aún así, estará dispuesta hacer lo que sea necesario para que los culpables caigan sin imaginarse tampoco que el amor de su vida que conoció desde pequeña volverá a hacerse presenta y que al igual que ella, él sentía lo mismo o lo siente aún después de creerla muerta por diez años...

Tags: Comedy, Action, Romance, School Life, Adventure, Slice of Life, Reincarnation, Transmigration, Martial Arts, Magic, Genius Protagonist, Ugly Male Lead, Fat Male Lead, Handsome Male Lead, Character Progression, Worshipped MC, Mysterious Past, Heartwarming, Beautiful Female Lead, Clingy Lover, Weak to Strong, Loved MC, Rich Protagonist, Famous Protagonist. Damian Is A Magician Who Meets His End When He Receives Death From The Celestials after Corrupting Hell. Then, As A Final Gift By The Will Of The Universe, He Gets Reincarnated In The Body Of Torao Takabe 16 Years Old Lolicon Enjoyer. So He Has To Rebuild This Body And Become Stronger So That He Can Fulfil His Wishes... Or At Least This Was His Plan. Torao Takabe Aliases: NTR king The Cucker, The Cuckmaker #1 Dick Mindbreak world record holder Mason Liu Satan's Seat Warmer Occupation / Titles: Grand NTR Fiend Affiliation: Seggs With Little Girls, The C-word, Doctor Eggman (one time at a con) Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs&t=11s Prologue In volume 0 And also, please tell me about any mistake in the novel, NO MATTER HOW SMALL IT IS. There will also be a system later.

Maxwell is a professional sugar baby and otaku that got transported into a NTR eroge as the fat and ugly antagonist. [Ding! Thr Heroine Capturing System is online!] [The Main Character is Skinny and annoying as f*ck! Make him pay for this!!!] ]Daily Mission: Make 5 people consider Rope Maxing[ [Reward: + 3 centimeters in height] ]Daily Mission: Mog at least 3 people with A+ in looks[ [Reward: + 4 months of natural tren] "Elixirs? Nah I am all natural!" "He is 54 kg 5'3 ugly Ectomorph, how can he even attract women?" "100 Squats? Training legs? Are you right in the head?" "How dare you be femboy. Do you know how much testosterone you are wasting." "Hiding my power? No way I am hiding those things." Watch Max as he dominates the world of talent and cheat abilities with only the power of self improvement. ........................................................................ No BrainRot (NO yuri, NTR or Yaoi)

It's an empathising story of Kelvin as he undergoes the tumultuous of life

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

What will happen when someone is born as the most hated character they can ever imagine? Don't know? Then why not see what happens yourself when Zeph gets reborn as the character of a fat villain?

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Her heels made a calculating thud as friction were applied. Few petals from the bouquet she brought fell off the ground as if they were confetti for grand celebration. Every eye focused on Einne with her grand entrance as they were all swoon with her sweet smile. Her hair brushed off with the wind as she elegantly motioned towards the man who was too paused while looking at her towards him. She wore knee-length white flowy dress which match her cheerful strides. She was beautiful being who is refreshing to look at that the crowd fix their gazes on her. She brought with her bouquet of red roses as if she happily received them from her lover. It was like a scene in a romantic drama, they were picturesque, the man and a woman intimately yearn with each other. The spectators nearby them took pictures and videos and post it on their social accounts. They were trending with that they with the hashtag #Onthespotproposal #Couplegoals. “I-,“Kent was interrupted with her hands. “Just 5 minutes.” She pleaded to him. “Happy anniversary to us.” She shoved him the bouquet in his hands. “I thank you for your sincere love. I thank you for the seven years you stayed with me,” “Einne.” He looked at her that he was about to cry. He holds back his tears, no one could compare the woman in front of her. She gave him all her love for the past 7 years too. She deserved to be loved and protected. She paused and looked at him. This time there was no warmth in her eyes. Her eyes were full of disgust and disappointment. “Let’s break up.” She pulled the ring in her finger and handed it to him. “Einne, I,” he was interrupted again. He too was surprised with the reversal of this event. “There will be no wedding. I already cancelled all the accommodations we already planned. I already throw the invitations, incinerate them to be exact.” “You don’t need to explain further. I gave you the liberty at your disposal. I hope we will not meet in the future. Congratulations Kent. You were free in my grasp. Goodbye.” Einne walked out with satisfaction. No more shedding of tears, no more pleading, no more revenge and schemes. Let’s keep the plot short and simple. Her life is already a major plot twist. With all the exaggerated events like lies, cheating and revenge, is not new to her. Why would a pessimist and monotone office girl like her stuck in an antagonist role? In a cliché romance novel where David and Carmen where the main character and she was the hated role? She will not waste her monotone life with this exaggerated and stuck in a novel which is she hated the most. “I need my life back!” she thought as she was done with this roleplaying. I was only organizing an inventory in the first place. What would happen to her salary if she missed her overtime loads?

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Hace 500 millones de años. Periodo Cámbrico. Dios descendió sobre la tierra bárbara más antigua y los mares primitivos. Él es el principio de todo, creó la sabiduría y la vida, es el Creador de todos los seres vivientes. Con el paso del tiempo, las historias se convierten en Epopeyas, las Epopeyas en Mitos y finalmente los Mitos quedan enterrados con los años. Pero... Sólo Dios es Eterno. *** Descargo de responsabilidad: todos los personajes, escenarios, etc. públicamente reconocibles son propiedad de sus respectivos dueños. No se pretende infringir los derechos de autor. Está no es mi obra, sino una traducción de la obra china: 我就是神

Mohit Patel who went from being an Ordinary Man To An Extraordinary Person. The Store of the birth of the Richest man on the Earth.

A young, unassuming man named Ethan, an avid fantasy novel reader, was abruptly thrust into the world of his favorite game, 'Light Of Solarius'. But this wasn't the world he knew. He found himself inhabiting the body of the series' primary antagonist, the perverted hated second prince of the Kingdom of Solarius, Alexander Solheart. Exiled from the kingdom, Arthur embarks on a perilous journey, training his body and mind. He learns to harness the raw power of his monstrous form, mastering various techniques, to be the strongest mysterious character of the game world. So, Now lets embarck on the journey of Alexander Solaris together!!!

a 3rd generation man Evan died of after being shoot got transported to a weird world full of challenges, Evan continued to grow stronger by facing many challenges allong the way.

Penny is an excitable five year old on a trip to a beautiful forest cabin with her family. She stumbles across a field of flowers in the forest and sees a black rabbit with white patches of fur. All is as should be...or is it?

Dark harem one of the most powerful and daring societies in the whole of liones mess with them and it was off with your head. Hi,i am emily peterson or you can call me emma a girl who had a one night stand with DAMON CUTTHROAT....

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Hero? Nah. Villain? Definatley not!.... Vigilante? Maybe...

What happens when a woman is transported to another world? Naturally, you'd expect the usual shoujo-style isekai, right? I thought so too. I imagined learning magic peacefully, uncovering the secrets of this world, and maybe finding romance along the way. Perhaps I'd even be caught in some royal assassination plot, only for my destined love to come to my rescue. None of that happened. One year into this new life, the truth became clear: 'You're not in a shoujo story!' Now, I simply follow where fate leads me. I don't know if I'm a side character or the main one—or if I'm just an extra slowly turning to the dark side. 'Things happen because they must happen' the god told me.