Ur Mum Jokes

《The Return of the Urban King》 tells the story of Lin Feng, who returns to Jiangcheng three years after the downfall of his family, accompanied by the mysterious organization "Blade of the Night." He seeks revenge against old enemies, defeats the Shadow Consortium and Blackstone Group, and rebuilds the Lin Group. Through his wisdom and strength, he turns crises into opportunities, expands his business, and donates to charity. Ultimately, he restores his family's honor and writes a legend as the king of the city.

Le jour où le taoïste Wang Ye est descendu de la montagne Aînée des sœurs aînées : "Je te donne un hôtel d'un milliard de dollars, suis-moi." Deuxième sœur aînée : "Un cœur de guérisseur, Wang Ye, viens travailler comme médecin divin dans ma clinique." Troisième sœur aînée : "La grande sœur veut t'emmener conquérir toute l'industrie du divertissement." Cinquième sœur aînée : "Wang Ye, à partir d'aujourd'hui, tu es le maître expert en évaluation dans mon entreprise d'évaluation de trésors." Sixième sœur aînée : "Vole à travers les ciels bleus et voyage dans le monde avec moi." Quatrième sœur aînée : "Suis la quatrième sœur aînée, tu ne te tromperas pas..." Ah... Les sœurs aînées sont trop formidables, quel dilemme !

Penny a trois frères : l'un est un PDG milliardaire, le second est le plus jeune lieutenant de l'armée, et le dernier est un acteur à succès. Ces trois hommes à succès n'avaient qu'un point commun : harceler Penny, leur petite sœur qu'ils considéraient comme un fardeau. La sœur qu'ils n'avaient jamais souhaitée avoir, et celle qui prétendait être leur vraie sœur, alors que la sœur qu'ils chérissaient depuis tout ce temps était une imposture. Après avoir vécu une vie de mauvais traitements chez sa tante, des personnes de haut rang sont venues annoncer à Penny ses vraies origines. Elle pensait enfin être sauvée des griffes de sa tante, sans savoir que ce qui l'attendait était pire. À 13 ans, Penny ne souhaitait qu'une chose : que ses frères l'aiment et la traitent comme une famille, tout autant qu'ils aimaient leur fausse sœur. Elle travaillait et étudiait dix fois plus que quiconque juste pour être acceptée par eux. Dans son désespoir, elle tomba naïvement dans un piège tendu par une personne malveillante, sans savoir que ses actions entraîneraient la chute de ses frères et qu’elle finirait en prison avec une peine de mort. Le jour de son exécution, Penny n'avait qu'une pensée en tête : Si jamais elle pouvait retourner dans le passé, ses frères pourraient choyer leur fausse sœur autant qu'ils le voulaient ! Elle ne voulait plus rien avoir à faire avec eux ! Et à sa grande surprise, Penny se retrouva le jour où tout avait commencé : le jour de sa naissance. Comme promis, cette fois, elle n'essaierait pas bêtement de gagner l'amour et l'affection de ses frères. Peu importe la famille ! Elle ferait juste beaucoup d'argent, vivrait dans le luxe, et créerait sa propre famille ! Mais attendez, pourquoi maintenant qu'elle ne voulait plus rien avoir à faire avec ses frères, continuaient-ils à se mêler de ses affaires ? N'étaient-ils pas censés choyer leur fausse sœur ? Pourquoi ne la laissent-ils pas tranquille ?! Et comment se fait-il qu'elle soit mariée dans cette vie ? Pour aggraver les choses, ce mari qu'elle n'avait jamais eu dans sa première vie se portait soudainement volontaire pour être le père de ses enfants ?!

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Gangsters: Rise to the Top Jengraimukh Tiniali Academy is no ordinary school—it's a battlefield where strength decides fate. Here, power is measured by Aura Colors, and the weak are crushed under the rule of underground factions. But when Mriganko Doley arrives, he refuses to bow to their system. He’s not here to follow the rules—he’s here to break them. As Mri climbs the ranks, he attracts the attention of elite assassins, secret organizations, and even the world government. The deeper he goes, the deadlier the game becomes. To claim the top, he must survive betrayals, brutal battles, and enemies who will stop at nothing to see him fall. In a world where power is everything, Mri is about to prove that strength isn’t just about fighting—it’s about winning the war.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

I wake up with the sun beating down on my face, and sweat dripping from my neck down my spine, I turn over to look at my alarm clock and it’s … it’s not there, this isn’t my room… but wait it is . I quickly get up from my bed and rushed out of my room to go check for my best friend who I was living with at the time . “Jerald !!! Jerald !!! What’s going on, did you move my things ?” But my mum answered instead “ who is Jerald??? You woke up late and now you’re trying to bring the whole house down, go shower or you’ll be very late for school, you better hurry or I’m throwing you and your bag out at 7:40 “ my mum said as she walked away to the kitchen. I was shocked, I didn’t understand what was going on, I moved from my mums house two years ago, I’m currently leaving in a Condo in LA with best Friend from high school … this isn’t LA… or maybe I’m still asleep? . I walk to my old bathroom to go wash my face. I turned the tap on and splashed some water on it, then I grabbed the towel next to the door and look at the mirror in front of me … I screamed !!! “Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh” why do I look 14???? I’m 21 …. I felt dizzy, but i could hear my mum yelling from the kitchen “stop shouting and just kill the spider, it can’t kill you” my mum said thinking I saw a bug, how is she sure it’s not poisonous … typical African parent, but wait … what is happening to me ? Did I go back in time ?

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

This novel is original and if ur tired of those everyday novels check out this one!!a girl who fall in loves with the right person at the wrong time , this may sound pretty casual but you need to see what’s actually happening!!

En la antigua ciudad de Tebas, nace Agamedes, un joven sin poderes divinos pero con una voluntad indomable. Criado en la época micénica, su destino cambia cuando, en busca de respuestas y propósitos, llega a la legendaria ciudad de Ur en Mesopotamia. Esta es la historia de Agamedes, un hombre destinado a convertirse en algo más que un guerrero, a ser parte de una guerra cósmica entre dioses y Primigenios. Una travesía épica que lo llevará a enfrentarse a horrores ancestrales, criaturas mitológicas y a su propio destino, en una lucha por la supervivencia de todo lo que conoce.

"mum always said that boys were distraction are being in a relationship with them was double the distraction." I remembered once what my mum had said about my cousin and how a boy ruined her life. I have a crush but I can't tell mum or else she'll lash at me. He's the school's sports player and many girls are after him especially Tessy and by the looks of it, I don't think my dreams of being with him will come through anytime soon. . . . Annabel Mason a sweet, kind girl whose's a nerd and also owns a diary has a crush on Jordan, a handsome guy who is also the school's sports player and all the girls are after him and her goal that year was to make him hers. Jayden Collins, a student from Royal High was sent as an exchange student. He's handsome, good in both sports and academics. Oh? seems there's a twist in the story. Annabel Mason? Jayden Collins? A dorky nerd? Sport's Player and Academic guru? Things are about to get interesting once Jayden offers to help her with her goal? Note: Joshua Mason and Ariana Watson's story is going to continue in this book.

Have you ever crushed someone as in to fall in love with the person who is far from you buh ur eyes are on him alone join me in the journey of Jane and his crush Joshua

Hajime Arakawa was once a boy nobody wanted—poor, ridiculed, and alone. But one day, everything changes. When he wakes up, he finds himself transformed—his appearance strikingly handsome, his presence commanding admiration, and, most mysteriously, an impossible power in his hands. With just a thought, his school bag produces any amount of money he desires. At first, he embraces this new life, indulging in the luxuries he never had. But there’s a catch—every morning, when he wakes up, he forgets everything that happened the day before. The only thing that remains in his memory is the knowledge of his power. To keep control of his life, he writes himself notes, reminding himself not to reveal his secret. Yet, the people around him start noticing something strange. His friend, Kaito Murase, suspects that Hajime is hiding something. And Yuzuki Hoshino, a kind-hearted girl drawn to his warmth, feels there is more to him than what meets the eye. As she slowly pieces together his mystery, she becomes the one person who might be able to change his fate. But why did Hajime receive this second life? Is his power truly a gift, or is there something lurking beneath his forgotten days? As he enjoys his fleeting happiness, he remains unaware that his past—and the truth—might one day catch up to him.

A story about a biography of a famous intersex male opera singer, Xia Yan Ting. Story based on his son, Xia Wei Ting aka Takeshita. Yan ting was his mum and his dad Takeshita Kennji. 2 September 1995, Nanjing. Wei Ting went back to China, Nanjing to bring back his dad ashes to bury together with his wife, Xia Yan Ting. Wei Ting also go to china to promote his novel, “My mum was a top spy”. Kennji was a Japanese General and business man back in 1930s and frequently travel to and fro China for businesses. 1934, he met Yan Ting at the courtesan house, Nanjing Hua Ting and saw a virgin male courtesan who was sold to Hua Ting. He fell in love with him at first sight, not knowing that he was a man and an intersex person. On Yan Ting first night, he was bought by Kennji to spend a night with him. That night they slept together not knowing that Yan Ting was a spy for China government. Love and hatred blossom between Yan Ting and Kennji. *Sex, torturement and drugs are used in this novel. *Restricted to the youth.

Beneath the silver glow of the moon, the night gazelle moves like a shadow—swift, elusive, untamed. Much like this graceful creature, the stories in The Night Gazelle: Collection of Wild Stories & Novels leap across landscapes both real and imagined, taking readers on a journey into the heart of the wild. This collection weaves together tales of survival, mystery, and adventure, where nature is both a sanctuary and a battleground. From the depths of untamed jungles to the vast, open savannas, every story pulses with the raw beauty of the unknown. Characters find themselves at the mercy of fate, guided by instinct, courage, and the unbreakable bond between humans and the wilderness. Whether it's a lone traveler lost in a forbidden forest, a forgotten legend lurking beneath the moonlight, or a distant world where nature holds secrets beyond our understanding, these stories will keep you on the edge of your seat, breathless with anticipation. Enter this world of the wild—where every whisper of the wind carries a secret, and every shadow hides a story waiting to be to be told.

**"When a cosmic glitch turns a biryani-loving teen into the god of a broken universe, he’ll need more than divine powers to survive his own creations—including a goddess who hates him, sentient pasta, and a black hole that runs on dad jokes."**

When cosmic destruction looms, three legendary teams rise to defend existence—the Supreme Defenders, Knight Warriors, and Cosmo Hunters. Each wields unique powers, from ancient magic to futuristic technology, battling threats that could unravel reality itself. But when an entity greater than any they’ve faced emerges, these warriors must unite as one. Together, they become the Supreme Defenders, the universe’s last hope against annihilation. As betrayals unfold and secrets of the cosmos come to light, they must fight not just for survival—but for the fate of all creation.

In a world where the past never truly stays buried, Joy Davidson finds himself at the center of a mystery far greater than he ever imagined. What begins as a simple love story soon spirals into an intense battle for survival, scientific discovery, and the fight against a powerful force determined to control the future. Book 1: Joy Davidson – Into the Jungle Joy Davidson had everything—a promising career, the love of his life, and a secret he barely understood. On the night he planned to propose to Tia Carter, everything changed. One moment, he was in a candlelit restaurant; the next, he woke up in the depths of the Congo Basin, alone and hunted. Struggling to survive in an endless jungle with no memory of how he got there, Joy encounters deadly predators, an abandoned hut with a terrifying past, and a mysterious leopard he names Leo. As he forms an unlikely bond with the beast, he begins to piece together a chilling truth—his presence in the jungle is no accident. Someone sent him here, and they don’t plan on letting him leave. Meanwhile, back home, his daughter, Tina Davidson, finds a hidden diary, a cryptic map, and a strange stone linked to an ancient secret. As she and her cousin Roy dig deeper into Joy’s disappearance, they realize that his vanishing is connected to something far bigger than they ever imagined. But the jungle holds its own secrets, and as Joy fights for his life, he must uncover the truth before it’s too late. Because the forces hunting him are closer than he thinks—and they want him silenced. Book 2: Joy Davidson – The Project Months after Joy Davidson’s mysterious return, his past refuses to let go. A name haunts his nightmares—Victor Esono, a powerful figure lurking in the shadows. When Tina and Roy uncover more of Joy’s research, they realize he was working on something dangerous—Project Vitalix-X, a genetic experiment with the power to alter human DNA. But Joy was never a willing participant. Forced by Victor Esono, a ruthless billionaire with a dying son, Joy was pushed to create a cure—one that could either save a life or destroy countless others. And when he tried to escape, he paid the price. As Tina and Roy chase the truth, Joy is pulled back into a world of deception, blackmail, and scientific horrors. And when he’s abducted once more, he awakens in a place he knows all too well—the jungle. This time, he remembers everything. The virus inside him, the experiments on the animals, and the truth about Leo. With time running out, Joy must rally the jungle’s survivors—including Leo and the victims of the experiment—to take the fight back to those who wronged them. Because Project Vitalix-X isn’t just about control. It’s about reshaping the world. And if Victor Esono succeeds, there will be no escape for anyone. Book 3: Joy Davidson – The Legacy The war isn’t over. With Joy missing once again and the jungle’s secrets spilling into the world, Tina and Roy must finish what he started. A single name holds the key—Henry Banner, the scientist who disappeared decades ago, leaving behind clues in the diary Joy left behind. As they uncover the final pieces of the puzzle, they realize the truth: Project Vitalix-X wasn’t just about a cure. It was about evolution. The virus isn’t just inside Joy—it’s inside Tina, Roy, and countless others. It’s changing them, and soon, the world will never be the same. With Victor Esono tightening his grip on power, the final battle begins. Tina must embrace her father’s legacy, Joy must face the monster he helped create, and Leo must lead the jungle’s warriors into a fight that will determine the fate of humanity itself. Because some secrets should remain buried. But when they surface, they rewrite history. And in the end, the jungle never forgets.

When Audra's mum dies, she goes back home, even knowing she would finally have to face his first love, Chris – who’s also his foster brother. After what appears to have been a pretty painful breakup, they’ve been avoiding each other over the past 11 years. But will the pain of the loss bring them back together? Or would the bad memories be too much? The journey from here only gets more eventful, when her mum leaves a surprise condition on her will that would turn Audra’s life around.

Shin avait promis de protéger sa sœur, mais après une terrible attaque par des créatures abyssales, lui et sa sœur Lynia, deux orphelins, durent fuir dans la forêt titanesque recouvrant le monde, où ils tombèrent dans un gouffre menant à la Forêt Miroirs. Cinq ans après que les ténèbres liquides les aient séparé, Shin se rend à l'université magique de Melna pour découvrir la vérité sur ce qui lui est arrivé et retrouver sa sœur disparue. Parviendra-t-il à accepter les ténèbres qui menacent de l'envahir, ou sera-t-il consumé par l'étrange organisation appelée Reflection avant de retrouver sa sœur ? Découvrez les sombres périples de Shin, dans un monde où chaque miroir reflète un cœur déformé.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Can all dreams come true .............can ones generation to come live ur dreams..... find out with the adventure of Mark

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

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Tom. A friend. Not a foe. A friend. (made for an inside joke)

everyone wants their revenge what if ur revenge changes him and makes him possessed for him. this story is a BL ( boys ) novel .( teakook)

Theresa was born out of wedlock was taken care of by her mum and grandmother. They moved to the city to find a job she got employed as a waitress in a coffee shop. She had 2 friends in high school, which she spends a lot of time with. She was someone who took studying very seriously and her dream was to be one of the greatest scientists. She got enrolled into one of the top 5 rated schools in the country. She then meets 2 other girls in her dormitory who changed her lifestyle completely to an unacceptable one. This behavior lasted for a long while. She was introduced to a boy by one of her friends. She started spending more time with him than her friends. She was warned by her friends and her mum to be careful with her boyfriend because he might have other plans. She ignored their advice and went on having fun with him. Not knowing he had a bet on her with his friends and she was later raped by her boyfriend when she was drunk. She regretted her actions but couldn’t go back home and to her friend since she abandoned her mum and ignored her friend for a very long time. So, she left home and went to the village to look for job so she can be earning some money. Fortunately, a man offered her a job to work as a vender at one of the markets in the village where she sold fruit and vegetables. There she meets her high school friend who has always loved her. They dated for some time and got married.

Que de mauvais choix dans ma vie. Ma première erreur a été de ne pas aimer la personne que j’aurais dû aimer et maintenant c’est trop tard. Je l’ai perdu à jamais. Ma deuxième erreur a été d’aimer la personne que je n’aurais pas dû aimer. Tout ce qui me reste, c’est un cœur brisé en mille morceaux.

Meet Biggus Dickus; a young Florida man who happens to be on his way to a coffee shop. but, unbeknownst to Biggus Dickus he will meet a 'Karen' on his journey. The human-Walrus hybrid that feared throughout the seven realms As one would have expected after such encounter, Biggus Dickus was slain with such brutality that his father vowed to get his revenge on the human-Walrus hybrid creature Unbeknownst to Biggus Dickus and his father, every Florida man who unfortunate enough to meet and perish by the claws of Karen will be reborn as the Heaven laws mandated This is a tale of Biggus Dickus. a tale of which you may never comprehend, a tale of his journey with his new identity and a new world for his playground. by : ur_mom_gay