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[Invincible, showoff, face-slapping, feelgood] "Who is richer? Sorry, Every watch I have is worth billions. Money is just a number to me!" "Wanna fight? Fine, I won't even use my hands and feet. I've never lost a fight in my life!" "You like me? Sorry, even a cruise ship is not big enough to hold all the women I have. Haven't you seen the princess of Anenida lining up for me?" With the invincible system, everything can be easily accomplished. Please don't show off in front of me. I have a nickname called Face-slapping Zhang!

Sheng Congzhi is an adopted daughter of the Ye family and a notorious 'scandal queen' in the showbiz industry, reputed for her lack of education and disreputable fame. One night, in an attempt to climb the social ladder, she enters the wrong room and flirts with the wrong man... Later, the man leisurely takes off his glasses, his smile lazy and spread wide: 'A delivered blessing, why not take it?' Hearing rumors that Fu Yan is a powerless illegitimate child in the Fu family, coupled with a childhood sweetheart as his first love, Sheng Congzhi proposes a divorce. Fu Yan responds: 'Divorce is out of the question; as for the technical issues, we can always practice more.' A week later, Sheng Congzhi publicly declares her love for a top male celebrity in a love reality show. The internet explodes with searches, and Fu Yan is metaphorically green with envy. Another week passes and at the love reality show set— 'Welcome, the standby male guest…' The man appears on camera with a lazy posture, his lips slightly tilted, his gaze playful, and his demeanor a blend of casual and rebellious. Sheng Congzhi's surprise makes her drop her cup. Someone asks curiously: 'Do you know him?' Sheng Congzhi: 'I don’t know…' That night, she is dragged into a room and pressed against a wall by a hand. 'You don’t recognize your husband anymore?' a deep voice resonates by her ear, Fu Yan stares at her vibrant face, 'Wife.' Sheng Congzhi: '…' #SecretMarriageHusbandDailyPullingAtMyLimitsInLoveRealityShow #WithSecretMarriageHusbandBecameANationalCPDueToLoveShow #MutuallyDetestEachOtherInShowYetFansShipUsToDeath

Everyone and everything as a desire. The desire to live. The desire to procreate. The desire for wealth. A desire to have desire. What if there is no consequences in acting our their desire? What if by becoming a wielder of a ring, they can act their most perverse fantasy without consequences? This is the story about the ring - The Ring of Desire. A primordial power that alters reality and grant its potential wielder unimaginable power. Story is literally porn with plot. Everyone within the story should be at least 18+

Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.

NOTE: THIS IS ALL FANFIC OUT OF MY IMAGINATION. Sean Xiao (Xiao Zhan. I'll direct him as such in this novel it might be a short story or maybe longer than I expected let's hope and read together) Sean Xiao and Wang jie(Wang yibo. I'll also direct him as such in the novel). are twins born on the same day. Sean, was just few seconds older than Wang jie. But they were separated due to an unexpected event which was still strange to the Xiao family. In summary, this is a story about two un-identical twin brothers who were separated... I'm even confused with the summary. I only have the idea. I suggest you read and enjoy. Additional note: no r-rated events maybe cuss words but I'll try to be as innocent as I've claimed to be. I'm an innocent mind. just enjoy the brothers who go through ups and downs with great turn of events and later of course, a reassured fate. _____________________________________ Remember to support your lovely author.

Yang Kai, a disciple at the Jade Mountain Sect, has always been the laughing stock of his sect. Born with weak spiritual roots, he has struggled for years with stagnant cultivation and constant ridicule. An underdog through and through, he’s known for his lack of talent and his hopeless future. But when fate intervenes and a mysterious Face-Slapping System activates within him, everything changes. With the power to earn cultivation points every time he humiliates the arrogant and powerful, Yang Kai’s life is turned upside down. A simple slap leads to an incredible surge of strength, and for the first time in his life, Yang Kai feels the weight of power coursing through him. But the system demands more—more humiliations, more face slaps, more confrontations with the arrogant disciples who have made his life hell. When Yang Kai is framed and expelled after winning a sect tournament, he is forced to go rogue, relying on his new-found abilities and determination to rise from nothing. Along the way, he uncovers an ancient inheritance, an ancient bloodline, and the hidden potential that has always been locked within him. As he enters a high-stakes competition to join an even larger sect, Yang Kai is thrust into a world of power struggles, dark secrets, and betrayals. But with his sarcastic and shameless personality, combined with his growing strength, he’s ready to face anyone—and slap them down. Will Yang Kai’s underdog journey lead him to the top, or will his reckless face-slapping ways get him into more trouble than he can handle?

Content Warning: This story contains mature themes and explicit sexual content. Reader discretion is advised. Hiroshi Takeda, a tall and muscular 36-year-old man, was living an ordinary life in Japan until a strange twist of fate brought him to a fantasy world filled with diverse races and unusual customs. Known as "Henry" in this new realm, Hiroshi quickly realized that this world had very different norms—interracial relationships were unheard of, same-sex intimacy didn’t exist, and modesty was almost nonexistent. But for Hiroshi, that didn’t matter. He had one goal: to explore this strange and fascinating world in the most intimate way possible. Whether it was a cute catfolk, a beautiful elf, or a shy centaur, Hiroshi didn't discriminate. Male or female, as long as they were pretty ,cute,hot,sexy and without muscles, they caught his eye—and his passion. As Hiroshi starts his “sex adventure,” he breaks every cultural norm and taboo of this world, charming his way through villages, befriending (and sleeping with) beautiful beings from mermaids to fairy, and making a name for himself as the first human unbound by tradition. With a mix of humor, romance, and plenty of spicy moments, Hiroshi’s story is one of discovery, connection, and indulging in the pleasures this fantastical world has to offer.

Alex, a socially awkward guy with a mundane life, dies in the most ridiculous way imaginable — slipping on a banana peel while whacking off to an adult film. His embarrassing demise leads to an even stranger fate: he wakes up reincarnated as Jonny Sins, a rising star in a parallel universe where adult film actors are legendary heroes wielding unique powers of charm, seduction, and stamina. But life as a hero-pornstar is more complicated than it looks. Jonny is guided by Lustina, a seductive, snarky AI system offering him power-ups and quests — all with a price. As he navigates the absurdity of this erotic world, Alex discovers deeper mysteries about the System bound to him. Why was he chosen? What is Lustina’s true purpose? And why does the fate of the erotic multiverse seem to rest on his… performance? Armed with special techniques, limitless stamina, and newfound confidence, Alex must embrace his new identity as the Legendary Hero of Many Professions — doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher… and aggressive step-daddy — to rise through the ranks and confront the ultimate threat to pleasure and freedom. It’s going to be a wild ride. ––– [Jonny I've got an audition for you, are you interested?] Jonny: what's that? [Do you wanna act in a porn fraction? The role is an amateur twick is available for now] Jonny: Do you really want me to act as an amateur twick?. [If you aren't ok playing the role of an amateur twick, there is another role available. The role of an aggressive step daddy] Jonny: I choose the step daddy! I always loved to be a stepdad. I was born to play this role. link to discord group https://discord.gg/rRdzxAV3

I’ve killed thousands before, in a world far from this one, and I’ll kill thousands more before I’m done. This place is nothing new—just another hunting ground, filled with the same fragile, oblivious prey. They scream the same, beg the same, die the same. Their fear tastes just as sweet. With my gift, I can be anyone and I can be anywhere. By the time they realize what I am, they’ll already be bleeding out in my hands. ——— Art on cover is by u/tj_ill on Reddit (I can take it down! I asked for permission to use their art but I haven't received a response yet. I used it nonetheless because it genuinely looks unsettling—the perfect choice.)

A 19 year old boy creating his own milf and older women haven harem inside a 18+ porn RPG game. This story will be set inside a fictional game world and the MC will only have women who are older than him in his harem.

In a futuristic world where humanity thrives despite the ancient threat of demonic portals, monstrous entities continue to emerge, preying on the unsuspecting. To combat this, the Department of Demon Control (DDC) enlists elite warriors known as Kai-Users—humans born with an exceptional life force called Kai. Their existence remains a secret, hidden from the public eye. Kimura Asahi, a 17-year-old high schooler. Balancing school life and his duty to protect the city, his only solace is Ai, his fiancée and sole confidante. Haunted by his past and his vow to protect his younger sister, Natsumi, Asahi must push beyond his limits as greater threats emerge. A battle for survival begins. Will his love and determination be enough to face the demons ahead? Support this story by adding it to your collection, giving Power Stones, and Golden Tickets! For private discussion, reach out on Discord: leod.greed.

Marcus stands at the cusp of something new. How will this God face the incoming future?

the actions in this story actually took place in my life, this is a deep dive into my emotions and stories that I normally do not share with people around me. so i hope you enjoy.

Read the Story of Two Siblings, Reincarnated in the Cultivation World and face many challenges to live on

Once upon a time, in a very lovely kingdom, two girls were born on the same day, with same faces. One was the only daughter of the royal couple. The princess of the kingdom. While, the other one was a commoner. An orphan by birth. The princess tied by the royal customary binds, she was tired. She longed to spend some time free from being the royal protocols, and duties. While, the other one wondered how it would be to live a life where she did not need to worry about life being difficult. A life where she did not need to get so much tensed about earning for neck weeks bills and groceries, and where it would be much easier. And then once, there lives entwined in such a manner, preparing a surprise, that they had not expected! A lesson where they would know that it wasn't easy at anyone's shoes. At the same time, there were two handsome kings struggling to woo the ladies ... Let's dive into the story to know what happens...

"This is a story of about an entire race how they grew to be so powerful and what they did with that power to earn themselves different nicknames showcasing both their kind but also powerful strength that was before a single member folly lead to the once peaceful race going on a quest for conquest around several galaxies from hundreds of millennials. The hate, curses and prayer for their destruction which they accumulated from the denizen of thousands of different worlds they have invaded harassed an oppress was finally heard and answered The prayers awoke a nightmare, a terrible concept, an illusion, an impossibility to rain down wrath upon them which spread to their younger generation has they must fulfil a certain goal to finally free themselves and the next generations from this being's wrath.

She was kidnapped and forced to marry a ruthless prince of an unknown land. Neya had no other choice or else she would face the consequences. NEYA'S PROLOGUE I didn't know that when I made the deal with Jordan I would face the consequences in the future. Now I undergo my intolerable punishment because of my foolish actions.

Due to the ignorance and stubbornness of mortals, they will now have to face one of the enemies and plagues they would never have thought of facing. Thaddeus, a magician who participated in the creation of this plague, is forced to face his mistakes and will travel a path that very few would dare to. -------- English version

Looking for intense, bold, and wild hentai stories? Tired of short, repetitive tales that leave you unsatisfied? Frustrated by the lack of variety or long, engaging narratives? Look no further! This novel, or a world of short stories, is designed to fulfill your most intense desires. You might just find yourself adding it to your library after a few chapters. Get ready to dive into a world of relentless, thrilling scenarios with plenty of fuck and sex to keep the excitement going. What you can expect: Bdsm, rough encounters, forceful sex, rape, torture sex, fantasy sex manipulation, threesomes, multiple partners, anal scenes, and much more, all exploring the boundaries of desire. Enjoy a collection of wild and intense short stories that are sure to capture your imagination.

Ryder has just found out that his girlfriend, Tori, of two years has been cheating on him with his so-called best friend, Nick. A week later he's getting his apartment remolded and is currently staying with a high school friend, Hunter, and his porn-watching friend, Ralph. Once Ryder has gotten over the breakup he finds love in the most unexpected of places but Ryder would not be prepared for the many secrets his lover has.

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In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

On new years day of the year 2080. An announcement was played in every country in the world. " It has been 2 decades since WW3 and we are here to say that the world has finally recovered from the great tragedy." " We the Government of The United Nations of the Americas, European Unions, The Nations of Africa, The Asia Alliance, , and Australia is here to announce that we, with the other countries of the world, have come together to create a revolutionary New VR Game called God's Playgrounds!" "Starting tomorrow stasis pods will become available for purchase. And government-provided pods will come out in 1 months time!" " God's Playgrounds will be activated in 1 week!" **** Hello user you have been given the calamity level Talent Twin Body and Soul. You are the 600th person who received the 1000 calamity talents. " Interesting, does that mean I would be the only person in the world to have two accounts?" Join the journey of both the Demon and the Angel. The Villain and yet at the same time the hero who's out to kill the villain. Fellow his journey in the Strange game called God's Playgrounds and find out the secrets that it's hiding. (The cover art does not belong to me and the credit is to the artist who created it. If the artist wants me to take it down, contact me and I'll take it down.)

Alexy uma mulher que as 18 anos tem sua vida mudada da noite pro dia, através de uma oportunidade que ser torna um desafio, onde sua sexualidade, desejo, atração e desenvolvimento estoram em sua vida, será que Alexy está preparada para tudo isso em sua vida , e as revelações que viriam a segui. Gatilhos só leia se estiver a vontade de ser aprofundar em mundo de prazer e crescimento

NAOMI VILLANUEVA has lost everything—her lover, her job, and her baby. After being betrayed by her ex, she feels broken and hopeless. Then, a car accident changes her life forever. The man responsible, ARVIN GABRIEL HERRERA, a cold and powerful billionaire, offers to take care of Naomi after she loses her baby because of the accident. While dealing with her pain and trauma, Naomi decides to start over. She wants a new life, a new face, and most of all—REVENGE. Arvin also has a personal goal. His nanny, who is sick and suffering from dementia, only has a few months left to live. Her last wish is to see her only daughter, BIANCA REYES, who tragically died of cancer years ago. When Naomi tells Arvin she plans to change her face to start fresh, he takes the opportunity to ask her to look like Bianca. In return, he promises to help her get revenge on the people who destroyed her life. Naomi agrees to the deal. With a new face and Arvin's support, she begins her plan to ruin her ex, IVAN DELGADO, and his mistress, RUBY CRUZ. But as Naomi spends more time with Arvin, she starts to fall for him. Yet, she’s afraid—what if he only cares about her because she looks like the woman from his past?

Catherine se vê casada com o capitão Apolo Harrington. Que após a perda de seu melhor amigo, acaba caindo no jogo cruel de uma inimiga poderosa. Enquanto sua família é negligenciada para benefício da promessa que fez ao amigo falecido, Apolo se vê diante de um destino premeditado. A máscara de alguém vai cair.

A great leader isn't born, they are made into one. A leader doesn't just give orders, but earns them through sweat and tears. They are often seen as inspiring, obedient, and outstanding with their people in both good and bad times.

The catastrophe is coming, no one can survive，a person who perfectly inherited the Star Technique and Chaos Bloodline.